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# my new cat loves goin' to the vet!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Ahaha!
'ning!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)
# IS IT ME, OR IS IT GETTING RATHER YIFFY IN HERE?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# GOOD LAWD DO I WANT TO SEX SOME ANIMALS RIGHT ABOUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# CAN I TAKE PHOTOIMAGES PLEASE?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# MAY I RECOMMEND A SNAIL
THEY ARE NOT VERY SEXY BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE EASY TO CATCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Pre-lubricated too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Haha
catse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# hehe - Do you feed him sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:29, archived)
# no no no no no no no
bad kitty. no internets
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:45, archived)
# OMFGZZ!!!21112!
wTFZ!?

Your vet has serious issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Bigwoo
Feat. Smallyay

Nicetime
(Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)
# She looks like she has a sad :3 face
Isn't it sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I'm struggling to find anything in this one
some sort of feathered turtle draped over her head :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# There's a peacock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# with turtle flippers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# alright trouble
I had a quick play with vectors recently

bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# cor!
that goose has to be around there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# right fuck it, I'm going to show a taster of GQ2
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:26, archived)
# OH SIR!
*rubs thighs vigorously*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Very nice.
I really like the shadow trail :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:25, archived)
# That's pretty damn awesome
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Tops!!!
Good go GoS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:28, archived)
# He's
climbing up a badly vectored duck face..


Must try harder, it barely resembles a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Live in the country, so no friday night out for me
What better to do than colour in one of my favourite Jollyjack pictures?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Click image for bigger, apologies for slightly crap transparency)
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Very nicely done
Looks like Art's got his socks on still. Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# oooh sexy art
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Very noice
GOODNIGHT b3ta!

*hugglorz*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# He likes your cat!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Oh Yes !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 6:32, archived)
# shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:09, archived)
# OH NOES!!!!
Chumpie takes a head shot!
He'll be days regenerating that one off.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I Like This!
It has to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 3:38, archived)
# -
CHUMPIE!!!
(International Hamster of DOOM, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# HIS FACE BLEEDS.
HE WAS CHEWING ON A TAMPON.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I think you like it.
Yes. You like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Woo
That's lovely.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)
# I IZ DWONING, GURGLEZ
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Who'll save this drowning cat?
Who'll save this tiny drowning cat?

Woo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Not
Fcuking jabbacat for sure!
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# jabbacat!
for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# NO!!!!
kittenorz r drowning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Stop the cruelty!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# In space, no one can eat ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# these are getting increasingly surreal
which is good

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# damn why isn't this matching properly
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Close...
Close!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
:D

it won't match perfectly due to browser blight

but if you refresh it's nearly right
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# press Home and then Back buttons on your browser
now it should be perfectly in-sync and looks great
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# or refresh
for much the same effect

edit: nite nite I is go sleepy tiem now zzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# neither of these are working =(
ED: Esc then f5!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# The fence =(
other than, that's well kewl!
He's got some bodyguards in case megatron takes on the ice cream truck too
ED: it prob don't match cos the ice cream truck is wider by an inproportionate amount (just a thought)
ED2: oh, they are (read wrong figure)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# the innapropriate extra width of ice cream trucks is a blight upon our lives
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I would like a tutorial
on how you accomplish these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# OOOooo
So very nearly

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# doop doop de doop
I'll be your dawg
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# after about 10 refreshes it now works perfectly
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)
# I cheated and made it into a big picture
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Oooooh, I seee
Your air click is rescinded.

Not really.

You're sill a fucking genius and I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:51, archived)
# cheeeeeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)
# You're amazing.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# This really is so cool!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Looks perfect to me
Also, why the fuck can't I click this?

WHY?

WHY?

*air clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)
# AAU
I may have to promote you to AAA.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# darn thats good
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:49, archived)
# fucking awesome
I assume you are a fan of Paul Robertson's work?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 8:08, archived)
# You sire,
win the internet. Gratz!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Oh SHIT
That's fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I would like to test this theory
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# wow...
FAN-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# You're good
I have many questions to ask about this, too many in fact.

I'll just ask the one.

In space, does a Calippo fall under the 'ice cream' banner?
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# I think that falls under the lolly ice sub category
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Have you done any testing on ice lollies in space
Just wondering, like. I've got 2 weeks holiday there in a few weeks, all inclusive and everything.

Teletext holidays are ace.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# they sell mini milks on the ISS if you're going past there
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# That's GOLD!
Worthy of an FP,
*Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# ^this
Sir/Madam (delete as appropriate) Bloop, this is amazing.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# 10/10
and a gold star
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:10, archived)
# woo

tj - any itunes geeks around ? actually.. i may just go to bed..im sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:10, archived)
# That is WOO
Nicely done

Ning & nite all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Oh God
This is awesome!
(maninthespoon, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# What do you animate with?
And woo!!!!!
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# graphics gale and photoshop
but it took a loooong time
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Damn you and your awesomeness
Thought any more on my challenngggee?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# only thought of my wobbly ninja slicing yours in half
but that wouldn't be very fair
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Seems fair enough
I couldl think of a come back for that... i think..
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:43, archived)
# *Amazing*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# majikal!
sheer *clickin* beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# *digs out Megadrive control pad*
fabstuff™ woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)
# yow!
That's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:34, archived)
# awestruck.
clicking.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 4:16, archived)
# awesome...
...AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 5:57, archived)
# That is first class
WHY IS IT NOT ON THE FP?!?!?!?!


EDIT: Better late than never eh
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# coo, just been having a scout in the archive
and these pixelly anims of yours are aceness
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# this is great
worthy of inclusion in a Metal Slug game (aka high praise indeed)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# This is awesome...
...I'll have a Raspberry Ripley, please! :D
(le singe est dans l'arbre loves lamp, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# That's far too fucking good!
congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# ROCKS
There actually are coke vending robots in Japan...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Fantastic stuff :)
Your pixel work is excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Get a wafer,
you bitch!

That's immensely woo!
(Astatine, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Outstanding
just outstanding.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# If only you'd tried harder to
get Sigourney Weaver, instead of settling for Oprah...

Fucking W/Y/H !
(Prince of Prance, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# :o
No matter what music I'm listening to, it always seems to be walking to the beat of it!
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:10, archived)
# I love this
I really do. x
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# bloody hell thats good
this demands to be in some kind of game
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)
#
that's great! the flake on the ice cream is the cherry on the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# oh my
a winner is you! :)
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Mon 20 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# That's champion.
*fires up DPaint*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# can anyone make a better headline?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# "Kitten dry humps skyscraper"
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Sierra Leone?
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Jamaica
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# No, but I did offer her $20,000*
*is apparently in a parallel-joke-dimension
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# no I can't
because I'm dysfunctional

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# 'The Goodies remake Kitten Kong'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# "NASA launches latest satellite
locals in uproar over launch site"
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# That am cat yawn!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Killer-cars run scared for miles around.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Ayyyyy, punnage, ayyyyyyyy?
I only have 1 good eye, take pity.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Do they make those any more?
Not had one in years!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Yes
I believe they do.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# They were rebranded
'Dairy Milk with Bubbles' or some tosh like that.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# they found a way to make them more expensive huh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Bubbles don't grow on trees yknow..
And if they did it'd be a shit tree.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# It might float!
That would be a good tree
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# wow
if the tree floated, maybe the wood it's made of could float

wow, just think of all the things one could make!

boats, floats, coats, hoats

the list is endless! I've got almost 5 items!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Toats?
Crrrrrunchie
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# In times of Biblical flooding it would be.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# ARGH!!


though I wouldn't mind a laptop that could hover
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I see your spang...

and raise you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# but...
1 good what, aiiii..!?
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# This received a click
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# this is the last jabbacat,............. promise
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)
# splat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# no no
MORE Jabbacat, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# link it you fucktard
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# tsk
that better ?

there's no pleasing some you people. such unhappy cunts sometimes. :)
(adam lynch, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# It's slightly better
Make it funny.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# 1. Link it.
2. Be funny.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# A couple of things there buddy...
Firstly, it's porn.
Secondly, it's a third of a meg.
Of porn.
Please link or delete it. Cheers :)

Edit: Thanks for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# man
you are going to get such a significant bumming

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Hopefully from
Shaznay Lewis
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# I'm serious
where does she live?


the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# erm
no idea man

you could stalk her on her website and ask her?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Might I suggest linkage?
This is about as SFW as jeremy clarkson in a MKII challenger when the workplace is a china shop
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I say...
what a sad poor waste of my bandwidth

i creep roun an break yo leg foo'

/ANGRY
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)
#
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)
# This, I fear
has just caused a bit of lollage
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Your furry lamp is gonna die
if it doesn't get its fish biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# I...
LOVE this.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# WHO'S WITH US?!

Now all they need is some form of background...
EDIT: feck! there's still some white patches!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Bagsy designated driver!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# lol
spluff patches!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Where are they going?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Count
Me in!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Isn't that middle one..
... strikingly similar to a t-shirt that they had in TopMan *knows because she bought it*
(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)
# NOW its real
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)
# JABBACAT IS NOW A MEME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)
# says?
I don't recall the meeting...

Actually, can someone save a PSD file of it? I'll meme that fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# You didn't get the memo?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I've been taken off the mailing list
ever since I was caught fucking a MODs pet lemur.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# I heard it was a pet chinchilla
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# That it could have been, lass
It was dark, and I just grabbed the first hairy thing I found with my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# *shaves rapidly*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# *sighs*
moving on.. there's a lovely thing right down below...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Why is this dirty baking?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)
# ...
I like my job
I like my job
I like my job
I like my job
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Oh, she is a cookie tease.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# isn't she though?
chocolate chip slut.

I heard she fucked Pop n Fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# lol
(GiF .sig, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 3:42, archived)
# yay
also, I just heard shouting

and now an ambulance has gently gone down the street

earlier a dog was barking like someone was kicking the shit out of it

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
What a gentle ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# yes
it floated gently on a bed of spurting blood and juices cried from little flowers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# EVery morning my land lady gets up
wraps herself in something (mind you, it's So Cal and NOT cold right now) then proceeds to step OUTSIDE (which I might add the windows of my room face the garden) and YELL for her CAT!!!!

AAAAALLLLLIIIII!



AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIIII!!!

One day, I might just kill her. But most likely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I'm sure the DHS is already monitoring her
with it's big monitoring schtick

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
# pfftt...
Perhaps they'll ship her to Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)
# by crikey!
she'll probably fit right in, what with all the nutters

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# indeed...
she could keep wrapped in a tablecloth (as she was today) wandering up and down the seaside, yelling for her LONG DEAD CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha
:D

move.. soon


this is the kind of thing that always ends up on the news throughout the entire planet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:42, archived)
# What's a gentle ambulance? Is it made of pink fluff?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# yes
it's made from Ambulantium, the softest known vehicular transportation construction material known to man, or women, or man who is really in touch with things that are soft and cuddly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# gently
as apposed to ladily
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# a gentle ambulance is an...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# My local hospital has speed bumps on the way in
Being in the back of one of those things going over a bump is hell
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# it's a good job that they don't have to worry about any potential health implications....
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# It worries me they can't tell the difference
Between a heart problem on the ECG and the printer skipping because they've gone over a bump...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# O_O
still, can't complain if they actually manage to pick someone up, and deliver them to the right hospital, instead of driving 300 miles elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Not my first concern
When it's me hooked up to the machine and the paramedic pulls the face that means I'm in shit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
# :/
we're doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
# *does Private Fraser impression*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# *boggles eyes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I'm confused now
it's easily done

it's late, I'm tired, I've had westlers

I don't know what else could happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Needs more lazers
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# sigh.....
Give me a minute
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Here ya go XD
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# NOW it's real.
But where's teh Quo?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# DISCO TEIMZZZZ!!!!
OONCHA OONCHA OONCHA
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Aw
cock on. here ya go


EDIT: g'night gayers!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# There

NOW it's real!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo Scoopz!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# S O U R C E
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# oh it's old threetits!
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# did you take that in cornwall?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I didn't take it.
It's entirely REAL though... see? All the elements of REAL are there...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)
# :D
Ultimate in realism
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Spherecat!


If ur bored of the cat/ spherical object genre, ill stop :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# I fear bed is not to far..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)
# psst..
cuteness factor increases by 5 if you misspell words. Like "having" to "haeving"

100% of scientific bullshit fact!

edit: I fucking ENVY the SHIT out of your job.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't even know where photflop is on my pc to amend such obscenities

I demand some sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I demand swordfish
and hot buckets of steel rivets.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
# I likes that very much!
*clicks*

And TJ
Still don't like adding 'core' to genres
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Fight against it, brethren!
*raises arm with clenched fist*
WE WILL DEFEAT THE CORE GENRES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# *Lights pitchforks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# *pitches lightforks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Your sales pitch has made me want to buy one of these... "lightforks"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# hahahaha
Best response of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# *forks pitchlights*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# yes, no more core!
SANSCORE FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# I wasted ten minutes of my life making that
And I'm not sure why.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)
# I have no sound plugged into this machine, so I can't hear it
I'm sure it's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# It really was a waste of ten minutes then.
It's pointlessly fast and messy. As a song called 'FUCKDAMN FAST TO THE MAXTREME!' should be.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# fucking yeah!
quality!

:D

in that case, have a song about my love for chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Pffft
what's it made in?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# it's made in soundstudio
at some point in history
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Not heard of it
better than FruitLoops?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# it's ye olde skool tracker type thing
tho it's not that olde skool in comparison

I never really got my head around fruityloops because I'm really lazy, to be honest if you are any sort of musician you'll find soundstudio "UTTER SHITE" in the scheme of things

I'm pretty crap, I need to get a propper sequencer so I can make something that isn't just blaa blaa repeat poo, I can't really work trackers they require you to hold the whole tune or at least parts of it in your head entirely as you type it out a bit at a time

step time for the truly mental to be honest

still if you want to knock up a few very (very) qauntised rythms or something it's probably quite handy

/too shite at music blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha
I fucking love it

Loop it better so it can be played seamlessly and endlessly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)
# that will cause the mental of mentals
plus it actually is just a shitty loop that goes on endlessly

so just chop it up in some program or something

and um, give it some loopment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Drink!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Feck!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Girls!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Drink!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# You mean 'arse', surely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Old and crappola..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Excellent hummus!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# You're so hot for me.
Nude Twister?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Is that what you call it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Only when in Munich.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# That's ok then
*spins spinny thing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# faster!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# how juvenile is this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)
# very
but hey, likke at the massive cocks you've given them

if i have a cock that big i'd probably suck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# But getting a friend to suck it for you?
You'd have to be close friends!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)
# I think you'd have to be close friends
some kind of geographical proximity is helpful in this situation

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Not at that size!
*daydreams*
Can you daydream at night?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# yes
but it involves turning all the lights on

and painting a yellow dot on one of the windows

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# don't worry baby, i'll only stick it half way in!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# only stick half of it in?
the other half just, what? flaps about alerting motorists?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Is that a quote from something?
Sounds very Dara O'Briain or somebody....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# From Flesh Gordon and the cosmic Cheerleaders
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
# this documentary, sounds interesting
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Which I'm FAR too innocent to even understand
So I won't go and try and find it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
# it's a male rite of passage film
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Which probably explains why I'd never have seen it
Being a girl an' all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# i dunno, i know lots of ladies who have viewed softcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# I've seen softcore
Just not that one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I have no idea
but I've probably stole it

like some kind of quote stealing quote snatcher
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# *prods*
*reminds meaty of her amazing youth*
*runs away laughing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# bloody kids!!!
always playing in my bins!

*staggers slowly*

*dies*

X_X
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# *starts CPR*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# -_X
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# That's quite profound
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)
# This is why I shouldn't be allowed up this late
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# if you both had equally massive cocks i can't see how you gouldn;t not suck each other off
it would be like going out for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# i must remember not to befriend marc almond
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
# he'll distract you with complan
and then give you aids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# I'm sure we evolved so that we could not
...else there would be no offspring
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Hooray!
i must be super evolved.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Pffft
Saves me posting the other anim anyway
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# hobbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Never in all my days on b3ta has a post emerged that demands something horrific and unpleasant than this
sadly a kitten nibbling some one's ankle is beyond my present grasp of abilities, being a bit mashed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# i too am coming to the end of a bottle and sadly must retire shortly
but i'm on a stag night tomotrrow so will be proper cunted in the morrows eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# and back to the biffa bin
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# aye
and i've labled my tinfoil hats, so don't you go touching them, i know what order they are in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Sturdy breakfast then fella
and www.b3ta.com/board/7521981

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Arf!
my sister would have enjoyed the priveledges of that the other week when she took my niece and nephew, still live and learn.

last time i was near london zoo was 10= years ago and i skirted the perimeter taking pictures of elephants.

mind you i was at college at the time.

cheers for the offer and i'm in london in november so i might give you a shout nearer the time.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *noted*
/relurks, night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# night night fella
and keep an eye on those meercat babies and make sure they ar alright.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah yeah yeah...

He's not DEAD here... but don't we all wish this would happen anyway?

edit: out goes the hands like teh NINJA
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hahah
that's really well done. I have to admit though, I think he's amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Is he turning into a werewolf at the same time??
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# *ahem*
Dear (insert b3tan ID here),

If you can do better in twenty minutes, I invite you to try.

:P

Yours truly,


Just kidding, yeah, it's crap
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I think it's Woo
Just thought his left hand looked like a wolf's claw/paw/hand :D

Nice John Hancock by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I thought
he was supposed to be the gremlin thing on the wing that shatner saw in the twilight zone

edit: by which I mean, woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rogan, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i saw it as his hands were burnt and charred like beadles.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)
# alright alright
the hands are crap!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)
# i never said they were crap
i said that look burnt from the flames

he am so fat he'll burn for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)
# that's brilliant!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)
# took far too long
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Lookat him GO!
That fantastic orbiting bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# ^this with a click
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I truly believe he is real
O_o
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# If he isn't real
What's the point of living? At all? HE HAS TO BE REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# "ROLL UP ROLL UP! COME SEE THE CIRCUS!! HOME OF THE FANTASTIC ORBITING BASTARDS!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# :D
Best circus ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# still, I hate circuses
*loads up M16*
*puts spare mags in pockets*
*waits for appropriate moment*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)
# But you'd like them if they contained the Fantastic Orbiting Bastards, surely? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I'll cry a tear for them
when I've done killin

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# A single tear.
Shed for those Fantastic Orbiting Bastards.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# still, waste not, want not
*starts the fire going and grabs a handful of lard*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAHAAA!!
That's not that funny in any other context, but at this moment it's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Orbit cat is orbiting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I'M IN UR GRVTY WELL! EXPRESSIN A ELIPTICAL PATH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
# HAHAHA fuck
you're cracking me up tonight
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# yay!
I am spurting crack!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# wow...
that's one fat fucking cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
# This cat is plotting something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# In celebration of 'Oldboy'

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Why is he goes back where from?
WHY IS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# In english we say
'Why is he going backwards?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# YES I SAYS THAT IS WHAT IT IS I SAYS
WHY IS BACK HE GOES??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I NO NOES WHY BACK HE GOES!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# what is a why?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Just what makes that little old ant
think he can move a rubber tree plant?
everyone knows an ant, can't move a rubber tree plant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# What a little fuck that ant is.
Thinking he can move dat shit when he can't move dat shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# crazy bitch ass mother fucker ant
don't move your crazy bitch ass motherfucking shit on my motherfucking garden!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Fucking, shitty ants.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# fucking shitty magnetic ants!
O_o

edit: with fucking telescopic zoom ant vision
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Magno-Shittants
BOSS BATTLE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Hahah
this made me giggle.
This should be a compo one week.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Him go from there, we know not why?
Maybe him go from there to be here?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Him sense bad juju.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# There bee badd voodoo yonder..
Ed: This is really cool;

img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/Wibbleshada/ANIMUlol/sayonarazetsubousenseiiiii.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# It's from, as if you couldn't guess, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.
I could've vectored it rather than just put a screencap from an episode in there. But what would be the point? REALLY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# ..you've lost me..
It is good though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# That is an ant what is doing slidings hither and thither
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# thither.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*breathe*hahahahahahahahaha


sorry. thither is one of those words that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# What abooot 'Gubbins'
Tickles me, in them secret places.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Gubbins is a brilliant word
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# What about 'zither'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I'm biding my time for film 4+1
...missed the first 15mins :p
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# God bless CH4.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# They're buggers, the ants this year.
so much so that I feel obliged to peroast this:

Look at the little bastards go!

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
# BRING BACK MY BRUNCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# she might catch cold dressed like that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)
# She's wearing heated wellingtons
(not pictured)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# And a duffle coat!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# cor
classy!

made out of the finest duffle I hope :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Nah that's cruel
it's PseudoDuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# ahh, for Revlon metaµduffle
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's hereditaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I'm a member of PETD
SAVE THE DUFFLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# people eating tasty duffle?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# No, Pope Emitting Twat Diodes
....or something
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# And she's carrying a hot water bottle
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Awwww
it's in the shape of a teddy bear :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I love my hot water bottle
Not in this weather though!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# admirable abdominal definintion
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# No suspenders?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# P... PANTSU!?
SUTOCKINGU!?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# SEXYU!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# GUUWWAAAAAAAAHHHH
*blood flies out of nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# AAAAKKKKKIIIIIIRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
HUUUUNH????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I like that lots and lots
Came out great!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# enough of your personal activities
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Noooo
I can't scroll any higher with my mouse wheel

some mistake surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Eh?
I'm not sure what you mean, or how you think I may have effected your mouse wheel. Elaborate please...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Think he was looking for a tit shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Ah, gotcha.
Believe it or believe it not, the source image continued down but not up.
The reason I made this was to practice a couple of specific techniques, and that was pretty much the only consideration when choosing the source.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# The glory ends just after the belly button for some odd reason
that is all you daft bugger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Heh, now I understand.
It's odd, I seem to alternate between being really dense, and being really dense.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
# cor, woo
but i hate those stokings/ hold -ups
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# If you shave your legs
they will feel better
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# PHWOAR!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Your mesh tool
is all the woo! *click*

How can I mesh tool like you mesh tool?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# wit-wiw!
smashing!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# LEIA!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# GIANT PUSSY!
*fwaps*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# leia's giant pussy
*is confused*

*does emergency remedial fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# *hands over the box of tissues*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# hands the box back
oh, you might need to wipe it

and the box
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# *takes box with rubber gloves*
*incinerates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# oh, rubber gloves!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Medical grade ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# is that one above or below dangerous chemical leak grade?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Below
Most humans don't tend to leak dangerous chemicals.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# unless they've been to mcdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Then you need the full haz-mat suit
And a 30km safety radius

Or is that when their mum went to Iceland? I can never remember
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I only go to iceland for the quality £1.50 curries and the 80p pizzas
I fear, I may need to get a life :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I have never been to Iceland
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# oh you should go
even tho reykjavik is a capital city, it's still small enough that it doesn't have that nasty big city feel


/never actually been to iceland blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Never saw it meself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Why hello you
still around?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *looks down*
Yup, looks like it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# half past one eh?
*sidles up*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Er, hello!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# *relurks, giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# *ensnares*
Gotcha!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# this evening's b3ta moment comes to you courtesy of Londingham and Leningrad
www.b3ta.com/board/5318167
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# well, it's all about..
um..

I dunno, I'm just a man, I don't understand!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# You have missed so much..
..geekdom, I being 36 cannot begin to even explain

You are probably better off not knowing.

A previous girlfriend told me to sit down during a preview of The Phantom Menace, when I wanted to have a light-saber skirmish with a journalist with our programs.. She looked genuinely embarrassed. I still had my duel :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I understand Star Wars
I've been to conventions, I've met the (admittedly less well-known) cast members, I have my own light saber!

Carrie Fisher just never did anything for me.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# maybe you could have asked nicely?
oh, no doubt she's a poohead in real life

:D

isn't everyone, ultimately?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# There are others I'd rather ask
Besides, she's 50 now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# aye
they're all knocking on innit

keep forgetting how long it's been, 30 years old this year innit or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# That's the kiddie
'77 - Start of Star Wars, end of The King. What a year.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I feel old now
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Way before my time hun ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# *cries into zimmerframe*
"I remember the war!!!"*


*The coop war on prices

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# That might be because you are woman, but I catch your drift ;)
Note how she wasn't a 'blond bombshell' as the lead female role, and cast as yet another relatively unknown in the original movie. This was the original casting formula that worked so well Lucus seemed to have forgotten with his dodgy prequels. Leia was pretty, affirmative, and feisty; she didn't need to be a Hollywood beauty recognizable with time. Check the daft haircut he gave her. Statement or what!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# jewish mothers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# of course she was feisty
she was off her fucking tits!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# haha
nice
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rogan, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Must....shop.....quickly.....
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# oh god no!
it'll result in a succession of larger Master/Pet relationship things until eventually there is something so large and bloated that it blocks out, or even, is actually, the sun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Muhaha
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# YES!
WINNAR!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# OH MY GOD HE'S ON A SOURCE OF HEAT/LIGHT/STELLAR MASS EXPULSION
HE WILL SOON BE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Well..........
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# this picture
is suitable for any occasion

now if you don't mind, I have to laugh my head off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *PLONK*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# She's gotta be legal by now
...right?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Yes
You may commence fwapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# I found him on Photobucket. He will be a pressie for my best friend, when I print him. I've named him Trevor.

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Is he wearing Batman trousers? :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# It's a patch.
They're not actually batman trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# but he's made them batman trousers
now all he needs is a utility belt and he can have various adventures :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# What sort of adventures?
Trevor shouldn't get injured. Or he won't be able to play bass and sing for Citrus Spider.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Pfft
REAL bassists ignore injuries, we do.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# If he's having Batman type adventures
and jumps off a building cos he think he can fly, how will he play bass? And he's a bassist like Pete Wentz. Not funk.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# he uses his bass to glide down to safety
and then knocks out a killer bass line of such power it defeats the bad guy(s)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Fuck yes, Bass-batman, you are the most awesome superhero ever
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# holy shit year!
"I will destroy you bass-batman and all you strive for!"

DUM_DUM_DUM_DUMDUMDUM_DUMDUM

"Fuck! I am defeated! GUARDS! TAKE ME TO THE COUNTY JAIL!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I demand a cartoon!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# He's not a real bassist if he can't leap buildings before unleashing a funky bassline of epic proportions.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Well maybe he can.
Pete Wentz can. But it's not funky. It's hardcore. He's a hardcore bassbatman
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# like missing .. anything's
they'll play them damn bass notes come what may!

damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# But it's a batman patch? :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# ...Yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Hence, batman trousers.
...I don't know what my point was, though.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Why don't you make up a band for him to be in?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# the ponies!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Citrus Spider.
EDIT: or Some Herd Trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# What kind of music is this?
And failing that, can I make some for it to be?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Sweetcore.
like Alesana.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# No music should ever have a core in it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# why not, man?
just plain why not?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# What's wrong with coreless music :(
Can't music just be hard, without having to be hardcore? What does the core even mean? Is hard music pretty damn fast, while hardCORE music is FUCKDAMN FAST TO THE MAXTREME?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# but core absent music will be called...
SANSCORE

innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# ARGH
But that would be like dividing by zero. OH SHI-
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# ^this
and also, FUCKDAMN FAST TO THE MAXTREME shall now be written as a song.

Fear me as I make a pisstake one-man programmed band!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Core is good.
Emocore, sweetcore, hardcore, screamcore, grindcore. Those are all good genres, so there's nothing wrong with core.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# it's a word added to bands to their genre
to seem 'different' from the genres they already sound like.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Nah. they're actually genres.
Where are there genres called grind or hard or sweet or scream?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# They're completely unnecessary genres though.
The entire genre business is bollocks anyway. I only really see three genres: Rock, Electronic, and Talky-Talky-Doing-The-Talkings-Down-The-Mic-For-Musictimes. Oh, and maybe a fourth, Drummy-Drummy-Get-The-Drums-Going-Time
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# 'Metal'
or 'Heavy Metal'

and 'Death Metal'


You have enough genres right there.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
# What the hell's sweetcore?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# A little slower and tastier than sourcore
But not containing any of the harsh beats that make sourcore popular - thus rendering it somewhat bland.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Is this sarcasm?
'cos with the current trend of having a billion slightly different genres I wouldn't dismiss it as sarcasm straight away.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Haha, if you think it's genuine I guess it shows how fucked up the whole genre thing is.
I was taking the piss, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I hoped so
I'm a music student, this means I hear other students talk about roughly a hundred different 'genres' a day. Which are all the same.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# This. Listen to it. It's really good.
www.purevolume.com/alesana
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# moobs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# emo moobs at that
(horrid, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I think it looks that way
because he is so thin and has a very girly waist.
EDIT: Actually, why are you looking at his man boobies? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
come to the pub Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# That came out really well :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)

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