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# one for the ladiez....


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(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# he must hate going trouser shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# that's really very nice
but considering his weird proportions I suspect him of having the cock of a weevil
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# nah
he's only got one leg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# if his legs are that long,
how long are his other bits? are they long enough to make you forget that he looks disturbingly like a zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# didn't plan it that way....
....but did watch 28 weeks later last night! [which arn't zombies, of course, but you know what I mean.]
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yep.
he looks like one of the zombies from legend of zelda, the kind that jump on your shoulders and suck your brains out.
wasn't 28 weeks later crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *screams and paralyses you*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# AAARRGGHHH!
damn zombies, stealing all my life hearts!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Cock!
/prodge
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Too easy


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RIS?

I think I'm getting the hang of this photo shop lark. This one is stacks better than my last.

Edit: Well Mark Thompson (a BBC boss) is learning how to rap, as described in the RIS link. But he's not very good, so he's saying "Yes, boys" instead of "Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh boooooyyyzzz".

The ladyboy is his teacher (obviously)

x
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Yes, seamless
That's one hell of a scar on her shoulder though. Or something.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# is it a ladyboy?
edit: mindpissed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Here's one
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# shit.... too slow, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# that one's
clearly had the work done by the finest surgeon money can buy
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# quickest pea ever
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Mines quicker now!


www.b3ta.com/board/7636108 (just in case you wanted to click it) /board whore
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I LOVE HORSES
and horse riding
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ladyboys?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *barf*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# are you...
...bernie ecclestone's brother?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# that woman looks like she probably has a penis
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I was thinking that myself
Something about her isn't right, and I don't mean her shit arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# yay, more mrs ecclestone reposts
more mrs ecclestone reposts

ok i'll stop. but only because i never bothered doing any more.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I'm Rissing my cock off here
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yep, this
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# well then click the bit that says RIS?
/isclearlyafuckingrocketscientistblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# and put your cock back on
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Detachable penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I read it
and i'm still RIS-ing
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
why is 'socks' preferrable to 'cookie' for fucks sake?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ^this
they were banging on on the radio this morning that 'cookie' has a dirty hidden meaning or something

huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# seriously
it must be the 6yr olds' word for cunt or something
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hmmm
actually, you might have a point
but if we have to avoid innocuous words like that just in case then we might as well start talking in doublespeak now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# haha
"I was stroking it for a good ten minutes then all of a sudden I cookie'd, right in here eye!"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That's what i wondered, fair enough if the poll cme back with the top reply being fuckchops it'd be understandable.
i think the REAL question here is what have the BBC got against cookies?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# and now over to simon groom to tell us all about fuckchops' visit tothe vet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# aaaaaw look at little fuckchops, he's settling in very well to the blue peter garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Barry Evans?
Thought he was dead!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Barry Evans thinks your dead.
Edit/ Sorry I dropped these.... 're
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# P
My dead what?
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
#
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *Clicks again*
I prefer it with sound though :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# in soviet russia?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# He's dead
How does he think?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# with his nose
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] i heard the moonshine has a bad effect on her

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(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# That, or the drugs
and booze
and call girls
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i was goin to do somthing similar to that
but couldn't think of anything amusing

woo to that though
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] no, no, no!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Post-It time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# yay for post-its!
www.straightfrommybrain.com/images/Archive%202005/Readthis/tim.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I can't read
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I can... *minces*

/Jim Davidson blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha! to this^ and woo! to that^^
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# embarrsingly loud office lol
you shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# what does that say?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ribbit
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hooray!


But now draw an angry swan trying to upgrade Outlook.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Er - oh look, what's that over there?
*runs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Fuck me!


It's an angry swan trying to upgrade Outlook. Fancy that. I can just take a photo. No need for the drawing now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Where's my froggy?
Where's my froggy?

/blazzing saddles appreciation blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *office giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Nicely
I was gonna ask when the next Post it would be!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Not really had time the last few days
But today I'm trying to put off a job, so a post-it was a good option!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I love em
Keep putting things off I say
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# You talented bastard!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Woo
I must get a decent animator at work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# might i suggest
mackinnon and saunders?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaa
I doubt we could afford them

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Forg! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Would you?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i've had her
she could suck a golfball through a garden hose A++++ would fuck again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# nad-neck
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# He has a throat mimsy
So why not. It's not an everyday opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Lawks.
You made me laugh there. Well, more of a gentle chuckle really.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *beams happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# It looks a bit like
Tim Curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# more to the point, would you?


EDIT: and yes, that is micto in the fourth frame
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# turtlepower
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# tah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# >=þ
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# is the one on the end maxine carr?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# no these are the parents who set fire to the house of the girl on the right
killing her and her family
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# fucking hell, well remebered!
I couldn't quite rememeber what it was. i just knew they were sick puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# oh
right.

well. erm. ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Killed her family
She survived, I believe. It was because she (called Lucy something) fell out with their daughter (Natalie someone I think), and Natalie then persuaded her own parents to set fire to Lucy's house, killing Lucy's parents.

Natalie and her parents do look extremely inbred, if you can find pics.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I'd rub my cock all over those scars
Just to say that I had.

TOTALLY NOT GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, I'm as original as a baked bean


But I thought it was time someone did a nice picture of her...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Nice!
*awaits Lisa Riley reposts*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# HA HA HA
you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# and I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# "The Munter Lisa"
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# emona
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# woo
wonderfully done sir! my girl here is a big fan
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I am also a fan
of Joe Scaramanga
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# yeah!
*fans*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I love that...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I love this, tis a top shop sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# cheers
she gets really big too :D
about 500MB
www.b3tards.com/u/83eb5a530de2090d7838/girlwith_the_loop_earring.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# cor, can I have an even larger copy to print out and put on my wall?
Palleeeeeeese?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's as big as she goes
if i get the time, i'll make a new one, I've always been meaning to but never got round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I always say this is outstanding when I see it
so I'm not going to buck the trend.

... s'alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# the start of your username
looks like a cock and one-slightly-bigger-then-the-other balls
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# haha
trust you to lower the tone!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# nice one
i clicked*










* not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# good work!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# i am so confused by this one
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Detached from all reality
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
arfarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha!!!
MORE I SAY!!
FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaaaa! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# :D


Fifteen better than the original. Have percent signs for reward!

% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Hooray!
The only thing better than this was John Deacon :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I got no idea what happened here
but I guffawed like a loon.

Mmm... stew
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I have a glee attack every time I see one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I love this and I love this series
TJ: did I miss something, what's with all the "This is Youtube material"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Ahh...
...you'll want to read this sick arseholery! :(
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Nice, really nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# guy pisses on dying disabled woman
and shouts "THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Pastry? On a stew?
Doesn't that make it a pie?

Marvellous as ever though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# or a cobbler.
although that would be a scone mix, which is still pastry though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# cobbler == dumpling
suet FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# with you all the way.
and i'll have none of that veggie nonsense suet either.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha excellent
I can't see the original scene without laughing now, what with the documentary footage of Chewie saying "That old man's mad" in a Somerset accent that's on the DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# one of the best yet
... like Gangstar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# This seems to be quite random.
The last frame is excelent.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Absolute class
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Tchah! Kids eh...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Tchah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# pffft!
He's drawing a car I suppose ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# daisy daisy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# My god... it's full of stars!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# 9fousand
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# probably does...
all I did was add the HAL... this is from a long while ago

/edit: this long ago
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Ok, let me explain about the JJ fake a minute ago
It wasn't meant to cause offence, it was one of those "I'll give you money if you impersonate someone" things. Ok, thats a lie. I did it because I wanted to see if I could. Apparently, I can't so now I know.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

*Goes into hiding*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# you are a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# That's ok.


I still love you on a deep, emotional level.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
:)

I found it amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# no prob, I found it funny :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# ^thees
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# you great big bloody numpty.
youi'll need to put in a little more work than that to fool b3ta.........for long
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# It fooled enough people
And it made me laugh. Unlike your zombie whatever, which is kind of freaking me out.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# EXPLAINING MAKES IT LAME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# don't do it again!!! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Is that PS3 LocoRoco you're referring to in that there signature of yours?
If so, how is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# it's ace :)
I love the music...there's about 3 or 4 levels,
it's kinda like a mini locoroco game and it only cost £1.99 :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# It Pizza boxed anyway
Just like this^
:S
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Pizza boxed?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Red X in Firefox
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Ahhh all becomes clear.
*takes off sunglasses indoors*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I thought it was funny
similar to this (very NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I noticed it was fake before I saw your name
because the quality wasn't high enough. JJ always takes the SA filesize over the limit
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# for Ivesb, who's been a patient lad...
Ivesb

edit: Thanks for the lovely comments, b3tans. I need to hit the road now - 10 hours to drive home today. Gaz me if you're interested in a sketch too.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# that's really nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Thanks!
much appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# that looks just like me that does.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# you wish!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# no seriously!
that must mean we're brothers.....or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# lets see ya then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# óld on, i need to find a suitable pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# this is the best i can do at short notice, it''s about a year old, just imagine that i now have identical facial hair to you.
DPSCamera_0064
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
ugly git!!!
like me...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# busted!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Cor! that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Thank you
I appreciate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Lovely work as ever
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Thank you, luv!
Got any post-its for me? hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# needs more red crayon ;)
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# yeah I know.
But I was on the road this week and nowhere near the kids' crayon box.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# oh WOW!!
thats acers!!
thanks!
*treasures*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Thank you, Ivesb
Glad you like it!

re gaz: you're welcome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# That's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Thank you, Debbil!
I could sketch you, but my photo choices are somewhat limited, y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# That's a bit nice
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Thanks a bit!
appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That's excellent
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Wow - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I lolled!
Really, I did!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
genuine lol there
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
A splendid Friday afternoon laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
excellent, and nice to see some humorous drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha§
You Rock ZAk!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# funny because its true
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaa!
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
real life lollage, top notch stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
That has made my day, thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *disturbingly loud kitchen lol*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
well funny.
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# For some reason
that reminded me of Broken Sword. For this reason alone it gets a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo challenge super fun too time
you've got to answer
to stand a chancer
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I went to portugal and all i got was this bloody, dripping three year olds corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
#
Free driving lesson with Colin McRae!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# or
Free flying lesson with Colin McRae!
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# 'Doing dodgy rhyming since 12:55pm'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Bringing you down to the gutter, quicker than Amy Winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Chuck me in the pet incinerator when you're done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Spanking the monkey of public opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# The wettest newsletter since records began
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Like dental floss, but with more words and not quite as stringy. Or minty.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# parting the beef curtains of truth
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# All the kids are doing it!
And we're doing them!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# RODNEY BEWES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Become a fisherman, fuck a skate!
(jagathewise, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# obvious "NO PICTURE READ THE FAQ" out of the way
'b3ta: full of knobs'
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# "All you people want is more, more, more, more, more … Leave B3ta alone"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# ha ha
this!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# me, win the newsletter subjectline compo?
don't be stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Newsletter Subject Line Compo Challenge Super Fun Time

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Why does a gag reflex feel so good on your todger?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# haha
i vote this one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ^or this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# B3ta WINS! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# WHERE'S HER FUCKING ARM?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# in the car boot with her sister
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Something about
Youtube material

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Here - give these back to your sister when you see her.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# In loving memory of Madeline McCann, R.I.P.
(I helped save b3ta! blenderboy, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# You dropped this
"P.E.D. to shreds"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# WE'VE RUN OUT OF MADDY JOKES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ^Lies
Child abduction: The comedy gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Close your eyes and open your mouth if you trust B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# THE MENTAL IMAGE OF JOHN McCRIRICK GIVING SEX TIPS TO INGRID TARRANT WHILE ALAN TITCHMARSH LOOKS ON HELPLESSLEY, IN WRITTEN FORM
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Was that what he did?
I heard he got slung off the show, didn't know what for.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# basically told Ingrid that the reason Chris left her was because she was crap in bed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
What a star.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ^a worthy winner this week, if ever there was one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# tbf, Tan sorta said it first :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# PISSING ON YOUR DISABLEDS SINCE 1972
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Fisting the best of the 'net up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Cyberbullying for celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# "DON'T ASK ME IF I WANT FUCKING STAMPS!"
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Attempting Resuscitation Through Urine Application
See news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7002627.stm
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Even we wouldn't piss on a dying spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# or maybe even this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I'm not sure if that's factually accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# let's put it to the test





edit: well, it seems that someone finds it wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# The News Quiz?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# That's a terrible thing to infer
about Sandi Toksvig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Rimming the holes of the Interweb since 1936
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# name my pussy and win a p45.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha this!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Now THIS is YouTube material!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Fresher than the scars on a newly christened choirboy
amen
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# CONTINUALLY RUNNING FUCKING 'SHOP A CELEB' COMPOS SINCE 2001!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Wanking over fathers is fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Purveryors of fine peurility since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# WE ARE ALL LOVELY LOVELY PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Wanking to Lauren Harries Porn
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Pebble-dashing children for charity
with love
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox, quicker than *
* - your choice from:
A) Northern Rock
B) Colin Mcrae
C) A Thai Airplane
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Colin McRae in a Thai aeroplane, on his way to Northern Rock
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# one of these

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hair Wank Song
Wank you hair
tug your locks
bundle it together
and make wigs for our cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I'VE JUST EATEN TWO CRUMPETS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Now with added Jew
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# give your lady a tasty jism treat, eat pineapple chunks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*stops to buy pineapple chunks on the way home*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# "Handbuilt by Roberts"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# You fuck my mother I will eat your shit
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Rah, rah, Rasputin, chucked his muck in a biscuit tin
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# If your mum wasn't your mum
would you?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Every time I see one of these stickers...
...I think something along these lines. But today I could finally be arsed to 'shop it.

(Jamey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!
Now do it in real life!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *imagines the driver behind the wheel*
How am I driving?!!! Somebody help me, I've never been shown how!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hahahhahahaha
ahhh oh dear
amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Finished my projects early, so got the next one done
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket *frauds*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# oi oi!
what's going on in the second frame? looks a bit freaky.

'Ang on a sec, IMPOSTOR!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# 'JJ'!
*glomp*

hurrah

although ... squicking ... ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# He's not the real JJ

EDIT: SMELCH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# shhh!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Oh shaddap you hussy!
How could you even consider a substitute Tesco Value JJ!? *cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# It was only a smoosh!
If it'd been the real JJ I'd have whisper whisper whisper giggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# * races around the corner with the steady cam...
What'd I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# aha!
there you are!
have you got summat for me?
*excited*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# wondered where the heck you were!
Coming right up, sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *wets self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# * leaves room snickering *
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Damn, busted!
heheheh
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# smelch!
shlusp!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# shlusp?!
oh sweet jesus ... is that a thing? I've not heard of it ... *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# schollp! schollp! schollp! schollp! schollp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Nice one, but are my eyes broken?
seems to be some scanning issue there, JJ


Edit: Right, I was caught. Fair dos......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ITS A FAKE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Calm......
I got it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
Also: NOOOOOOOOO, NOT KAT!!!
*de-yiffs*

Edit: smelch!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Imposter!!!

fucking troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# AWWWWWW
*adopts*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# This has made me laugh like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# LIES!
It's a fake JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# You're not Jolly Jack....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# or JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Are you his PR agent, or something....?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO huh huh huh....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Save her!

Now!

edit: feels foolish, but hopes the real JJ isn't behind this.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Pssst - fake
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hey everyone!
Mrs Trellis just pssst in my ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *hands cloth*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I just sicked up a ferret!



I did, oh boy did I!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# you hear that as a term of abuse on the street all the time
"I'm gonna sick up your ferret, bitch"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Eh?

What's going on here then? You're not the real JJ, his membership number is lower than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# damn.


highbrow hummus supplied by Trelly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Very Nicely Done, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Took only a moment.
Nicely done, though I don't think they'll be getting my business too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# very woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# and with that
I'm off to lunch... why am I telling all of you that? I'm like a fucking 16 year old on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# 16/Prof/Facebook
He just told you!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# yeah
but I'm really thick
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Me too
but you don't hear me going 'round bragging abou-

never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I'm lost I'm afraid
*laughs anyway to disguise his ignorance*

Bwahahahahaha ....ha?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Don't bother trying to hide
The zombies always figure you out!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# eugh - probate
what a ball-ache, don't remind me

woo to pic, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# My uncle had a problem with his probate!
/ Roger Rabbit blog...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# very nice sir
/lovely hummus and execution
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'm the loveliest hummus going
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# jesus!
Took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Now *that's* a joke.


Let me see what I can award you...

*rummages*

A-ha! I present this empty cardboard DVD cover of "The Blue Planet: Frozen Seas" to you for services to humour.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# george michael is an islamic fundementalist?
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Haha.
Rad post dude!*

*w00!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Dude!
reckon those clerics would read from this?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Ah Kerrang from the days when it was good.
I remeber those days.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Major Clanger liked his new gaff...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Major Clanger FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# that's no gaff
etc

woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# that's no ...
... *sighs*

WOO YAY to you BOO NAY to me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Soup herb
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# :D
herb dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Arf!
*wurblewurblewurblewurbleblurbleblurble"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# That's no spoon!
for his soup, they ate... oh forget it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# "Now witness the full power of this fully armed and operational Iron Chicken"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# FUCKING HUGE LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Froglets FTW!!
They live in a top hat!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# oooh I'd frog-otten about them!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I love you
That is all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# * jealouses *
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# hey Heff!
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Smooshes and Glompsies on a Friday morning?
What more could a guy hope for? I love this place!!

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Wotcher Heff
*superglomps*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING
Simultaneous smooshing and glomping may have harmful side effects.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# None that i've been able to detect
Except I've got one of those conditions they warn you about on the bottle with the little blue pills - you know, the one where you're supposed to call your physician if it stays that way for more than four hours, but you really want to just call all your buddies and brag?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Side Effects may include:
Increased Heart Rate
Palpitations
Swooning
A sudden rush of blood to the 'head'
Straining of the grinning muscles
Dangerously high levels of swaggering for several hours.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Glompsies and Smooshes on a Friday morning?
What more could a guy hope for? I love this place!!

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *adjusts tie*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Nearly the weekend :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# doesn't come around soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I do love your death star stuff
Have a woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I'm obsessed, I know :)
You're very kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Nicely done
Yay for the Clangers!!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# aww
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# haha! He has a brother on the dark side
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *swan whistle noises*
Ace!

My ex-bosses mum once knitted me a clanger, it's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *sniffs with nostalga*
the one my mum made me in 1971 is still going, bit moth-eaten, but still going.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Glad to hear it!
But your mum didn't make yours because she wanted to have sex with you, so I think I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Jesus, Yeah - You win!
*ponders* An interesting mode of courting, I have to admit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Unfinished Zippy head has bad case of Clangers
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# and in English?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Yay! Clanger pea-roast opportunity!

Clangers rule! Clangers rule!
*gets over excited*
*takes ritalin*
*sits in naughty cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Pure class!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Game of JunkieDarts(tm) anyone?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# It's a dogs eye!!
Yay!!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# needs more catwalk model
otherwise I'd buy it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# One Hundred And Eight-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Weee
And woo for her being genetically spliced with Stretch Armstrong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Must improve your Aim
(y)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
#
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *waves*
Hello Kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *glees*
these make me smile!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Actually
this seems to be pretty much like standard therapy

/has always been a bit of a mentaller blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I really love all of these
and the signs too... you're tops

:D

also - I tried to become a clinical psychologist and it's one of my deepest regrets that I gave up trying when they told me to sling it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# They
can be such bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Me too
*kicks you on the shin*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Prolly a good thing
Otherwise you'd have to listen to people whining all day.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# yeah ... I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# It's true
you wouldn't want me moaning at you all day now would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# not at me
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# nice!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
I think that would work, sort of a good cop/bad cop cognitive behavioural therapy routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)

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