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Heffrey portraits:

Ink version:

Pencil version

Source

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:26, archived)

Woo!

...and a big thank you!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)

A big thankyou to you aswell =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)

BIZARRO WORLD:

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)

ARE YOU FREAKED OUT YET?

BIZZAROFREAKED OUT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)

looks like the paedo from 'happiness'.

nicely done.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:36, archived)

I've never seen it, but from the sounds of things, it doesn't seem much like a compliment =]

Anyhoo, thanks, i think..? =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:39, archived)

it was a compliment, just with some added nonce-ense.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:48, archived)

BIZZAROINTIMIDATED

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:50, archived)

NOW WATCH AS I STROKE THIS GOLF CLUB LIKE A KITTEN.

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:52, archived)

KITTINTIMIDATED

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:55, archived)

BIZZZZAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:56, archived)

Oh I SEE

You're Bob Hoskins.

Now I understand.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:48, archived)

nah, i'm younger and sexier than him.

and i have better taste in films (though 'mona lisa' was good).

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)

No, I'm the paedo from the USA

don't tell the kiddies though...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:42, archived)

that's where the 'happiness' paedo lived, too.

*looks suspicious*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:49, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)

I get it now. . . I think . . .

This excellent rendition is Heffrey by Mr Pineapple and the portrait before is . . .

OK . . . Great !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)

We did a swap =]

I haven't drawn in aaaages, now I don't want to stop again =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:00, archived)

Yay!

Nicely done :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)

Thankee =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)

Woosome!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:06, archived)

Mr Pineapple

Part of the increasingly popular portrait exchange program...

Gaz me if you'd like one too!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)

Major woo!

I really like this =D
Cheers!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)

Cool!

It wouldn't have taken as long if you'd gotten a haircut, you hippy!

Hee hee!!

...and with that, I'm off to bed. Good night whoever's left!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)

You think that hair is long?!

I got it cut a few weeks before this picture =P

I used to have a 2 and a half foot long brown ponytail!

Oh how things can change!

G'night!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)

I've laid brown cable about two and a half feet long too!

But that's another tale altogether...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)

That sounds disgusting..

I hope you're actually talking about cable.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:49, archived)

great tendrils.

i hope they're prehensile.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)

I can play the guitar with my face thanks to those bad boys.

They come in handy.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)

or even 'tendrilly'.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)

Love me tendrilly?

If only I had bothered to do something for the Elvis compo, that could have been a winnar...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:57, archived)

nothing to do with elvis could ever be considered a winner.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:01, archived)

I didn't like the Elvis compo

Or this one.

Atleast by the end of today there will be a new one.

Probably: SHOP SIMON COWELL

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)

i made a suggestion for the next compo.

and it is doomed, i bet.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)

I like this idea!

But there's no way it would get picked.
It doesn't contain a celebrity, animal, or incredibly specific action to be carried out.

However, I think it's a novel idea, the only problem would be people scrambling for all the major talents.

I'm sure HappyToast would have more gaz's than he could read in a lifetime...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:20, archived)

i deliberately made it up to be non-referential.

the referential compos always wind up with a lot of "me too!" pics where people feel compelled to faceswap or headswap because they don't really connect with the subject of the compo. i figured it would be more liberating to alow people to free associate and work from their strengths - and collaboration is just damned fun.

as for 'major talents' - hell, i think most people here have strengths. sure there are some who deliver knockouts regularly, but i'm as fond of the posts that show original thought and creativity without archetypally beautiful results.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:31, archived)

I wholeheartedly agree

Some days I can be bored by a lot of posts coming out with a lot of technique but that just don't hit me as well as original pieces of work.

Unfortunately, I realised today that you never see the terrific arty pieces on the front page.

It's all about the humour, but still also about the technique. Which means some people who are gifted with art but choose not to put puns into every picture they do aren't as recognised as others.

Same the other way around. Someone might have limited resources, do a HILARIOUS paintmash, and it will be swept under the carpet.

Tis a darn shame

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:36, archived)

i combine the best of both worlds:

no art talent and the sense of humour of a vinegar log.

it's a public service.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:41, archived)

Hehe

I don't recall seeing any of your posts, so I won't be able to provide an opinion on it..

I'm sure they're woo-tastic though, whether theyre arty/funny/neither they must be original, and that's what counts =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:43, archived)

nah, they're all uniformly horrible, but thanks anyway.

not being at home for a week and a half and not having photoshop at my fingertips has limited my pic posting of late.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)

No wonder

you're called Mr Pineapple . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:53, archived)

Nicely done

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:19, archived)

I LIKE THIS

it is a nice picture, too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:06, archived)

'ning!

This is rather woosome if I may say so.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:03, archived)

My sparring mate has got me ready !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)

OH SHIT

IT WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU, I SWEAR IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)

haha, no problem.

i have no embowels.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)

I'm glad I went off on a different route =]

This is fookin ACE though =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)

just keep him on his leash, please.

and don't forget to pick up his droppings like some peole in the park.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)

You got it . . .

nothing worse than a pile dodger !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)

i'm housesitting, taking a pup out for walks many times per day.

i don't even own a dog and i know how to walk one (with leash) and carry plenty of plastic bags along.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:11, archived)

Good man . . .

even Bowser can't stand the stank !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)

THIS DOG DOES COKE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:16, archived)

CAN'T HE HANDLE THE METHS?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)

COKE IS A BETTER DRUG.

AND ALSO IMPLAUSIBLY EXPENSIVE IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)

I PERFER BABY LAXATIVES CUT WITH DRANO THESE DAYS.

MUCH MORE SOOTHING ON MY CHAPPED AREAS.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)

www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P915_0_1_0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)

letsdocoke.ytmnd.com/

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)

My, what an utterly dismal song.

1999 and it sounds like '82.

Shoulda used DJ Dano's "Big Time Nose"..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)

i can't hear it.

the speakers on this computer seem to be twitchy. in any event, i decided to google "let's do coke" and that was what popped up.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)

AND THE WORD IS:

THE WORD IS COCAINE.

WHAT'S THE WORD?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)

She spilt her's in the cats bowl . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)

FUCKING STUPIDLY EXPENSIVE.

IT'S GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:36, archived)

this is twitchin cute

it is

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OneOfSome, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)

Slow board t'night

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)

Yeah, it's dead 'round these parts.

But this certainly got a 2am laugh!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)

How telepathetic is that . . .

I was just thinking of The Two Ronnies earlier, wondering if . . .
And here you've gone and done it . . . in style ! Too funneh !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)

It may be dead, but this is WOO =] and gets a kleek!

*Cheeky TJ*
I have 2 sheets of paper left near me.

I'm bored and wish to draw something, so if anyone would like a portrait (not promising anything fantastic) I would be happy to do one, as I will be otherwise sitting here doing nothing.

If not, any suggestions for a modified animal? =]
So far I have:
Speedy turtle
Posh frog
Asexual kittinz
BUT DESIRE MORE =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)

LATE-NIGHT LURKERS OF B3TA, SHOW YOURSELVES!

/just got here, 'ning all

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)

'NING FARTY =]

You ok?

AND WILLING TO PARTAKE IN PORTRAITING AND/OR ANIMAL IDEA.. GIVING...?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)

well if you're going to draw something

...people generally agree that sexy nuns are the way to go.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:19, archived)

I need source images, I remembered last night that I suck at being creative

I would post the ones I did today, but I don't have permission from the people I drew and respect privacy =]

Also, I haven't scanned in the one I did a couple of hours ago and I shall wake up the father if I try and do it now...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)

I'm going to work on yours tonight

...and I'll come back and let you know when it's done. Then it's "post it" time!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:41, archived)

Awesome, thanks =]

You've rekindled the old love of art I used to have =P

I don't do so well with faces ever since I got angry at my old art teacher for generalising proportions and features.

I got really annoyed and avoided facial work for too long, and now I don't do so well with mouths.
Oh well =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:48, archived)

I don't do well with any of that.

I just trace the outline from a photo and guess at the shading. To hell with proportions and actual artsy interpretation!

I cheat!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)

Perhaps

a boxer kangadog . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)

I haven't actually done any animal combos

That might be a good plan =]

Although, I can imagine my combination of a kangaroo and a dog to be shocking, that's fo sheezy

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)

Evening.

It's way too late...

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Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)

Technically, it's early =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)

If you put it like that..

..it still sucks.

Maybe I should do something creative other than watching Charlie Brooker on Youtube... ...Isn't gonna happen.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)

HOW ABOUT...

dance? =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:28, archived)

I could perhaps pinch off a little dance...

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Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:30, archived)

A dog that is content and at peace with his life of imprisionment, servitude, and lowly position on the ladder of moral signifigance

or birds that piss napalm in major world cities

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)

he did say

he has two sheets of paper

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)

Chameleon cum rude graffiti

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)

a jewish snake.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:51, archived)

I guess you would not depict him in a turtleneck

WOULD YOU MR.POST BARE?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:55, archived)

depends if it's before or after the bris.

bunch of goddamn baby-mutilating barbarians.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)

I wish I had a choice in the matter :(

Apparently I lost my foreskin during a time when it was thought medically sound to chop it off. I hear I'm missing a lot :( Maybe I'll just make like Roy Orbison and wrap it in cling film.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)

sue your parents, the doctor, the hospital, and your national health service.

then kill everyone who ever wronged you.

these are the first steps to leading a happier life.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)

s l o w .

and now the two ronnies confess that they never actually cut any jokes from their programme.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)

never actually HAD any jokes in their pogrom..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)

exactly.

i only have dim memories of it being slightly less funny than the news.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)

I soooo hoped this would work,,,,but it doesnt

SO FUCKITY FUCK RIGHT OFF

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)

nothing works, the world is going to hell with the lid off.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)

this deserves a pea

of my first ever b3ta pic

i'd like to think i'd improved since then, but it'd be a lie

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)

Mocking mockingbirds . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)

AS AN ARTIST I WOULD BE INTERESTED AS TO THE ORIGINAL ART THAT THIS IS FROM

BECAUSE I AM AN ARTIST.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)

Its Street Art/Graffiti based on the works of Van Eyck by Labrona.

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FoldsFive, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)

AS AN ARTIST I AM IMPRESSED AND AMAZED

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:33, archived)

Message sent

however we now know . . . FF is sharp !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)

I DON'T GO TO ART GALLERIES ANY MORE

BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE THERE AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:11, archived)

you are a true artist!

i applaud you, since i can recognise true artists because i am an artist.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)

Piss

artist.

Well, someone had to say it!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)

LEAST IMAGINATIVE REPLY EVER

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

Gimme

my prize.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)

EVERYBODY SHUT UP. I WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT SSG'S ART!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

You

mean "arse", shirley.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)

saturday i was visiting a vernissage (?)

i practiced ninja moves with some girl and the result was wine on a very nice oil painting

so i understand you (maybe)

(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)

INSTEAD I STAY AT HOME, READING BOOKS THAT ARE BENEATH ME

WORKING ON MY ART THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)

I AM SENSITIVE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)

funky!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)

funky^2:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNoZg9kl-zE

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)

ahhh santana

*gently weeps*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:47, archived)

then check this out:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqtk6kKTlDM

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)

*may actually contain no funk

NEEDS MORE CATFISH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPyaF7_iUTA&mode=related&search=

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:21, archived)

I say, how queer

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:31, archived)

That is fan-'king-fastic

and shall get a hearty *click* from me and a woo/yay/houpla.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:35, archived)

they're going:

nyib nyib nyib nyib!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:37, archived)

Me like.

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FoldsFive, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)

Plus

you won the name that artist special !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)

I likes that.....

Makes me think they're trying a packet of new flavoured nuts and can't quite decide if they like them or not ...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:43, archived)

This

clashes with the current chemical contents in my body :¬/

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)

Is it making you...

WIBBLYWOBBLY?LOLOLOLOLOL

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)

Haahahahaha,

ya fookin loony ,ya ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)

Well what else would you expect?! =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:33, archived)

Ooh, very nice!

Most wooooo =]

Also, on a minor Fred Jacques, I found some pizza bases and just topped one.

Howevaaarrr, it said best before April this year.

Since it was vaccuum packed, any ideas as to whether or not it will be safe? =]

(I've already started cooking it, so I'll eat it anyway, just wondering if I should inform next of kin..)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)

Since they're basically cardboard I'm sure it'll be fine once you've cooked the shit out of it.

ALTHOUGH I CANNOT CONDONE YOUR BLATANT DISREGARD FOR FOOD SAFETY AND HYGIENE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)

Haha

Well, it's out of the oven now.

If I die of bread poisoning, it's clearly my own fault, and this will be my final message.

*sniff*

GOODBYE B3TA, REMEMBER THAT I DIED HOW I LIVED.

POISONED BY BREAD.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)

KILLED BY DEATH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)

best way to go, really.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:54, archived)

RAWWRRRRRR

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV6noHEd6XE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)

ha!

they censored lemmy giving us all the finger. what a riot!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)

A simpler and gentler time.

NO WAIT IT WAS JUST AS BAD REALLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)

it was worse, they had no lolcats to cheer them up.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:52, archived)

WUT COLD WAR?

www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P968_0_1_0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)

my kitties prefer boxes. bags are so last season.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)

You might end up like this chap . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:46, archived)

OH SWEET JESUS, IT'S EATING HIS THROAT

Although, I think it's highly unlikely I will look like that.

Firstly, mine has different toppings.

Secondly, my hat is blue.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)

In that case

it's a good thing you have on your lucky blue hat !
To be seen at some future time . . . no doubt .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)

Ah but of course.

Unfortunately, I now need to purchase a blue hat.

The only hat I own is a fake Burberry cap I found whilst on holiday in Edinburgh.
I laughed hard when I saw it, then thought "Fuck it, I'll have that, I'd look WELL bangin'"

To this day, I still have it =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)

we all should have talking blue goose hats.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:53, archived)

que?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

No idea what this is all about

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

i can see my house from here!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

9/11 2112

\m/

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

wow

that's ace

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Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

top notch

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

lordy that's really rather good

is it all your own work?

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

yus, just painted in ps

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)

then it is total aceness in pixel form

fact: torandos are more benevolent than volcanoes

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)

This is lovely stuff.

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FoldsFive, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

Woo.....

Absolutely ace.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

It may be destructive and violent

and can rip buildings apart while flinging cars through the air, but at least it's got a friendly smile. Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)

yeah the face appeared by accident, but I made it more obvious

it started off as a volcano

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)

Such a happy

looking twi$ter . . . making great improvements !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:19, archived)

Cor

That's some wind you have!
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)

That is <-----------------------------------------this awesome------------------------------------->

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I drove out to the canyon grind and dust off from the sand
I don't ever fuck with the dust devil
He's got the power of an upright in his goddamn hand
Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:33, archived)

and then the twister comes, here comes the twister.

same as it ever was, really.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)

Horrid :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)

'scarpers'

off to bed, woo picture but I'm suffering from way too much internets!

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McBadger COW, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)

sad cacti?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)

I don't understand

I was never meant to

woo

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Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)

I just got my stubble caught on my phone :(

I blame this sad fact on you

WOE IS ME

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)

SEXY SEXY GRANDMA!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)

Gobbles I am concerned

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)

Dear Grandma,

What are your troubles? Let us wash them away!
Yours,
Gobblewobblebum.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

to be honest, I'd just prefer a hug.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:12, archived)

Dearest Grandmungo,

I would love to give you a hugglemund and you are of course always welcome to a cuddlington.
I hope that this helps,
All my best bits,
Sandlethwap Gobblygobbleob
xxx

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)

Gobles you are a gentleman

you share many things with me, good taste, a birthday, a charming lump of hair and the ability to hug

Sir Grandmathing of Shoestrels

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)

Dearest and Greatest Grandmotherington,

You are too kind! You deserve the loveliest of cuddleses, all of the time.
Yours,
Gobmund.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)

PEACE or PIECES?

woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

for god's sake run pale green dude

he's got a green pair of jeans and he means business, he's probably upset by the 60's decor

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)

Pickled

cacti pickles . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)

YOU ARE TRULY AN ARTIST

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FoldsFive, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

I AM AN ARTIST YOU KNOW.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

How utterlly bizarre....

Approves greatly......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:11, archived)

I believe they get along.

It's a mutually symbiotic relationship. Even if they hardly know it. They are part of the whole thing that makes it happen.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

teamungo for now! teamungo forever!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)

'I said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.... yes?

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

hahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

hahaha

ja!

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Kaiser, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

no no no no no no no no...

YES!

(click)

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)

Hehe.... that really does just look like me in a wig...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)

*titters*

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Tart Monkey, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)

all new...

hes got it all.

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sooperdave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

IN THEATRES EVERYWHERE!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

hello

*waves*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

Hi!

*waves*

looks like we're crossing paths again. I'm gone in 5 mins. ):

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

me too

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

ciao bella!

night b3tans!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

is he bleeding?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

yes

feetblood.

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sooperdave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

oh noes, no toes!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

including a slightly transparent hat!

\(^o^)/ woo!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

hello!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

you didnt see

anything of the sort.

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sooperdave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

Is that a new mobile phone package?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

hurrah!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

HURRAH!

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FoldsFive, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

Super stuff as always.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)

COME ON, BOFFINS!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MASSIVE MINDS?

Ahem. I mean Woo and Yay.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:37, archived)

i prefer silence.

and death.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:07, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:36, archived)

Hahahah

Fabulous hair!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

hahahaha love the tits!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

confusion!

www.b3ta.com/board/7649843 ;D

ning all!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

muh? i genuinely like tits!

what's wrong with that?

;) 'ning!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo4SblJ_SnU

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Kaiser, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

Unmistakably 1979

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

very!

encore! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHbPD_bXaOA

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Kaiser, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

BEST YET!

!!!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

woo! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

hehehe

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Kaiser, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha

That is beeeeeg.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:49, archived)

silly!

and woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

Hehe .......

Amy meets Marge...!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

haha

ace

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Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:54, archived)

hahaha I bet

she's sponsored by a shampoo company ; )

woo piccy!

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

Haha......

Absolutely crazy....!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)

THIS IS HOW IT IS.

All her troubles and woes are dragged around in that mess of a do.
She just needs a nice haircut and she'll be right as rain.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)

she has 'very hungry caterpillar' hair.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:57, archived)

Is it Zappa and Hendrix time..??

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

hooray for filters!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)

I like...ignore the tit ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

muh? i genuinely like filters!

what's wrong with that?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

uh huh ok then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:37, archived)

Thankyou...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

if it wasn't then.....

it fuckin is now! Woo Yay & Hooplah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

Yay hay right back......!! what a gig it would be...!!!

I know have an excuse to post this...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)

I just fell into my computer...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

I'm still recovering from trying to make it spack..!!!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)

SPACK FTW!

cant beat a good spack!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:52, archived)

It's here on the link.....

I have no idea what it looks like on a decent computer though.... I'v got an 8Mb graphics card and this plays havoc with it...!!!
theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/zappaspack2.gif

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)

A W E S O ME !

its like a production line - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)

Frank Spactrix!

I need drugs. Lots of drugs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

Hahaha....If you can think of a name like Frank Spactrix....

I think you'v had all the drugs you need...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:51, archived)

i had to hunt for this:

Crack the dawn, alarm's screamin' call
I coulda sworn my head was a basketball
Crispy, spent, shot from last night's binge
GUESS what?? I'll do it again!!!
Don't nee it…just want it
You got it? Let's have it!
Get high…might die
But at least we'll die happy!
Sooooo…we shoot
Methedrine in our veins
Bathtub crank = freight-train-brain
Gobble downs to make me sane
I WANT DRUGS
Percodan and Valium
High-grade ganga
Yum..yum..yum!
Choice! An eight ball!!
Give me some!
I WANT DRUGS, GIVE ME DRUGS
ALL YOUR DRUGS

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

Y E S !

more!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)

Hehe nicely nicely.......

All I got left is the same picture with about 20 different coloured backgrounds though...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)

make more - post em!

and i'lll match you one for one
(i can hear several board members cringe)
love it!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)

Bet you'v got 50 odd lined up in reserve..!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:04, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)

Will spend the next 3 years trying to catch up!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)

christ 0_o

'spazzes'

this is hypnotic

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)

That's great.

And it gets faster when I move my mouse. ACE.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)

huzzah!

good stuff right there!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:31, archived)

*Turns to right*

*Puts needle in groove*
*Listens to 'Magic Fingers'*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgaHO42CRD8

(colinr, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:41, archived)

coo

I think so

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:43, archived)

Never too late . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)

Never too late at all......!!

Woo.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)

yes.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)

Hooray!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

Psychedelic Neville?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

HAPPY INTERNET

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

And with that HAPPY INTERNET,

I shall go to bed ;)

Night all!

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)

I love your hairy creature

against that pretty background.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

i've heard that one before!

hoo hoo hoo hoo.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

Woo and yay....

How utterly lully indeed.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:25, archived)

THAT BEAN MAN LOOKS SCARED

But luvvleh =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

Kerrrazzzyyy!

love it!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:30, archived)

THIS HAS MY UNMITIGATED ENDORSEMENT

and also receives a hefty woo!

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:32, archived)

it represents the idea of something amazing going on,

but not where i can see it, although everyone else i can see is enjoying it.
it represents a sort of depression.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

Surprise.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:35, archived)

haha

ps brushes have that effect on me too

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:42, archived)

i do love all the brushes on photoshop!

i have not had it for ages, it is fun!!1

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)

strange

and great

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Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)

super.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)

Hooray?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:35, archived)

I dooooo like this lots

in the face....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)

Theysh triedto mekmesh gototo rehahhhhhhhhhh.......

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

Woo

mmm vodka?

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

Infact, i've never heard this song.

Lucky me i think.

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)

how did you know what it was then?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)

The subject?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

shut it!

anyone who says they've not heard this song is talking shite

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)

Well I haven't heard it.

Just a tiniest bit of the chorus.

So there.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

but you talk some amount of shite

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

I haven't listened, and have no desire to listen, to this song.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

you're only lying to yourself

*LALALALALALALALALAAL*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:26, archived)

It is not something over which we had much control

When "Rehab" was release it was everywhere.

You would have to stop going out going to pubs flicking through channels on the telly listening to radio tuning in to radio going into shops walking past shops etc.

You would have to stab your ears with knitting needles and go and live in a rowing boat in the middle of the Dead Sea to escape it.

Even then you weren't safe.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

hahaha

*starts stabbing ears*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:38, archived)

I don't think i've heard it...

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Cae1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

clearly

it is

speak like Yoda I am.

er, g'night B3ta

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)

Good night Cluck,

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)

hahah!

You're mad you are!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)

That's a good thing, right?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

As yet un-decided

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)

top vodka bottle action!

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

:) cheers!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

Just out of interest

why is it apparently acceptable for rock stars like this bint and that twat Pete to be confirmed and ongoing class A drug users in the eyes of the law, and continue with their crap status as 'celebs' when your average housing estate joe would be on a pointless asbo, banged up inside, or demonized by their local paper?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

$$$

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

Hahaha

THIS IS ALL MADNESS

I forgot to say woo on the piccy dude! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

For the same reason that Akon was ostrich-ised for

dirty dancing on stage with a 15 year old girl even though he was in an over-18's club and he assumed she was over 18 and yet the likes of Fiddy Cent and others are self-confessed ex drug dealers have done time in prison for murdering the odd person or two yet seem to be hailed as some kind of heroes.

It's called hippo-crassy

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:08, archived)

I guess it's called bollocks then

the more so in what you just mentioned

but there you go, Flowerpot! Let us enjoy our bird songs! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)

I'm not sure if you are taking the piss or not

but either way... I shall! :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

The sound of a Sparrow or a Blackbird

is infinitely more enduring than anything Pete or Amy can rape the ears with

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:33, archived)

hahahahaha

Nice one M3....long time old hand.

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)

'lo Benny, nice to see you on /board

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:39, archived)

I think my neighbors heard that one.

Hahaa.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)

I saw this nugget...

...and had to turn it back into a rooster using ketchup. You'd have done the same, right?

(manifold, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

BUKAW!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

No.

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)

nope

because i aint eaten nuggest in years

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wjh31, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)

They still make nuggest?

The nuggiest nuggets in town?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

I would have eaten it.

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

looks like a ginger ted heath

/old

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

Old prime ministerial mind pissage-ish

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

Oh the irony!!!

A nugget looking like the "meat" is should be made from!!!!
I saw Maggie Thatch!! Spitting image version!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/mcchicken.html

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

Somehow

I feel cheated.

(manifold, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:23, archived)

I can see Jesus in it

don't eat it - ebay it

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

you are DR DYSLEXIA!

/aicmfmp

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)

Even dyslexia did'nt post

"interesting" looking food does she?

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

yes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)

Oh. Ok.

How are you anywho?

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)

SkUG
edit : can't read - tired / going to sleeybyes
g'nite b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)

Nightynight.

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)

Don't worry, I read it like that too ;)

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)

You have given me ideas for lunch tomorrow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

oh shit

I have fallen into a coma and woken up during real post sunday!

relurks

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)

i see people eating crap like that and wonder why they hate real food.

seriously, fuck that poison. i wouldn't feed that shit to people i don't like.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)

Got bored, drew this.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

cool

reminds me of some old Beano/Dandy-esque comic strip - Jocks and the Geordies or something

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

yeah

i got an image of some cartoon character stuck in my head, thought i'd try and create something similar.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

like it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

Hey DD

how'd stuntman go?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

frickin awesome my friend.

Have uploaded photos on facebook but nowhere else, will try and get the better ones (i.e, me on fire and me jumping off a 46ft high cherry picker) on b3ta soon :-)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

You've been on fucking fire?

Woo!

and woo to pic too.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)

I have.

WIll definatly get the photos up soon

(although i'm sure they will be attacked in photoshop by the more immature amongst you...)

*glares*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

bully beef!

now draw chips

www.26pigs.com/dandy/bully.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

*googles*

Haha, minus a few years and youre right.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

Yay .....nice drawage........

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)

hey Devil,

I like this change from your usual style. *clicks and woos*

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)

Liking this

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Tart Monkey, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:49, archived)

his nipple clamps look awfully tight.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)

Big (but small irl) spider

arachnophobes beware

(not quite enough DOF - needed f/11 instead of f/8 blah blah)

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

Um,

Thanks?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

a couple of folks down there \/ wanted me to post it

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)

Aah,

I was staring at it looking for The Quo, for some reason.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)

I would be doing the same if I hadn't seen the original thread =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

but but but

not in a new thread.... oops!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

well... board is slow... so...

etc...

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Big but small irl?

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)

great photoshopping!

it almost looks like a real spider

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PoofBird ~V~, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

Almost.

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Yeah,

Imagine if there was actually a creature out there with 8 legs!

Uuurgh. /shudders

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

'lo meester :)

long time no see

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)

Aww it's all cute and furry!!!

/arachnophobic who loves spiders

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

Cool

How big is the spider?

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

between 30 & 40mm long (inc. legs)

they don't get much bigger than that; they just get fatter.

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

That's a quality photo then :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)

bollocks

(finds pics of bigger spider)

this guy was at least 45 (that's almost two inches to those born before 1980) he's nearly as big as the key that's on the desk, and he kept me awake for three nights solid

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:45, archived)

...not crunchy enough for my taste

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

ace

i imagine you have one of those rediculously expensive cameras

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wjh31, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)

One of the admins needs to make a spider filter button for the update profile page

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

Pfft yes

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)

ahh

how beautiful, I love spiders and used to have a tarantula.

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)

she's beautiful.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:16, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

What did you do?

And is it just me, or does she not look absolutely disgusting in this picture?

Edit: I still hate her hair, though.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)

removed the tattoos

*edit - I hear she's not too keen on yours either

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

That would be why.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

~~in this picture~~

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wjh31, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

That's what he/she did.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

~~he/she~~
Satan

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)

surely

Edit: I still hate her ~~hair~~, though.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)

This too.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

this, coming from Bonnie Langford

*scarpers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

cleaned her up a bit

TJ - B3ta should tour here, news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7012983.stm they'd love the site and our gentle humour.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

What was the joke?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

pick one off sickipedia and you cant go too wrong

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wjh31, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)

...Liverpool

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)

hahaha

Never, ever under any circumstances trust a scouser

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

this board obviously knows nothing about common decency.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

Whats that?

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)

this is what happens when b3taians are released into the wild...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

You mean...there is hope?!

b3tans DO eventually get let out?!

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Cae1, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

But they occasionally tease us with the idea so as to keep us in line.

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Ratsta, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)

"let's go and see a comedian"

"ok"
"you do know he will tell jokes"
"yes"
"topical jokes"
"Yes"
"about events in the news"
"dead kids and stuff"
"ahh, let's not go"
They know the risks!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)

I want to play out this scenario any time someone wants to go out

Even if it's just to the shops.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)

BOGOFs or 3 for 2s!!!

THEY KNOW THE RISKS!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)

What the hell is "common decency"?

Some kind of fish?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

No,

it's a kind of large insect.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)

it's a fallace accompanied by two spherical enteties.

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)

NO IT'S INDIA PLAYING CRICKET

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)

JUST BECAUSE WE WON THE TWENTY20 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND KNOCKED YOU LOT OUT IN THE PROCESS!

jealous much!

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)

her arm looks broken...

she looks like shes about to go mmnnnnnngggg*belm*
nicely done

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)

Sorry mr m3

I'll woo your pic now.

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)

Nicely

Needs more flesh though.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

is she...

...bouncing an orange off her boobies?

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gypsy turnips, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)

bit of real photo nonsense

was doing some macro stuff today - can anyone guess what it is?

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

Your legs?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

Looks like somethings legs

Like.. a spider or something.

No clue, but I like the quality of the shot!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

certainly something like that

spider legs or spider teefs

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)

I were considerin the teefs

It's definitely something small though

Could be my wanger.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

you are correct

it's a 100% crop of a 10 megapixel photo of a biggish garden spider - the hairs on the legs are cool

(posting the whole pic would scare some people)

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custard, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)

link it?

gopher it! woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)

Posting a 10 megapixel image

would be quite likely to cause several heads to explode.

Do it.

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S tr app y, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

Do it!

I don't like my head much anyway =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)

My Scabies?

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The Lurker Plenty One, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

is it a picture on the internet?

edit : don't forget to actually tell people what it is... *like about now*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)

The dreaded Wozzit?

(Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)

Spider legs?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

argh

mind piss

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wjh31, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)

crabs legs?

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wjh31, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

stick insect?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

is it

2 nostril hairs?

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

Why you should'nt have sex with a puffer fish.

Joking, spider legs?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)

i'm curious, why shouldn't you?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)

Because that's just wrong!

It's abit obvious, plus, i was only being a dick.

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

Well don't be a dick,

because people will find you irritating

/irony

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)

Dead cactus?

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)

Teh Fear!

close up

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)

i just noticed your user name is out of date

best before 2004? :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)

I was

best before about 1992.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)

*something about checking the date underneath leaning towards a smutty remark*

why's that then? :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)

I was young back then.

Actually, to many of you, i was old back then.
Waaaaa!!!!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)

The legs of a common garden spider.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)

In the shite garden

I'm addicted to this programme.

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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

hahaha wtf!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)

Woo to this!

First one to raise a smile in a while.
Though Night Garden scares me.

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S tr app y, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)

Bing and Bob come out of retirement

(and er, their coffins) to do one last "On the road" film

(apols for the fonts)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)

ive a horrible feeling

that that lot will all end up in a massacre

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wjh31, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)

They are very brave in Burma, Bob and Bing

May current events have a rosy ending

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)

^^^

indeed

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)

: )

have something I made that's not worth it's own thread. Filename for RIS'ers

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)

what a lovely thing to see

just before retiring for the night

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

*ploughs them down*

GOOOOOOURRRRRRRRRRRAAAANNGAAAAAA!!!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)

Bob Hope is George Clooney!

AICMFP.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

:-o

you know, I never noticed that.

*gives 5 pounds*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)

AICYFP

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)

arf

*gives another 5 pounds*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)

Even worse!

He's also Winston Churchill!

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Ratsta, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)

don't ask me why....

but i read that as "bald to mandalay" oops
good ol bob n the other guy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)

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