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# Here we go

Take that, internets!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *giggles*
Excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I even made two
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Heh heh, lovely!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I have a pug too

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Holy Christing Fuck!
*runs away a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# YOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# your pug is broken
it is in need of fixing
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# At least he's happy.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# At first glance, I thought he was stuck in
I thought he was stuck ina frozen chicken


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# He's just happy because he's not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Christ almighty!
horsecock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# O_O
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# How would you get a horse to pose like that?
And when posing, why would you take a photo? I mean, what would you want a photo of a horse in that position for? It makes no sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# mr hands might like it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That is quite unnerving

It'll fit on the internets nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Why am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7670234
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# okey dokey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/calendar/event/11061
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# He's really roffling it up, yo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Noooooo!
OMFGWORMS are the way forward!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Worms in Felix like Felix
'lo mate
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Wotcha.
I don't think I can write much more. Have a hang-over and my hands aren't working :(

[edit] screw that, when are we going for beers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# WTF Mole FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*wants one*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# pfft
here is the WTF mole (100% horse free)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Kitty says noooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# -Guffaw-
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Great Stuff, that man!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *fives high*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Well hello there! Ding Dong!

\New camera blog www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23179/1191410540/bigpussy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Orchids are rude
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hello petal
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ning honeysuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# after you called me tulip
i was trying to think of a good flower name to call you. and i couldn't think of one.
then you come up with honeysuckle just like that.
you big swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# haha :D
I saw your tatt - very nice and good place for it I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# well, technically 2 tatts
a "W" on the left arse cheek and a "o" on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# WOO!
plus the thread veins make it look like
WOO \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# now there's a horny thought :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# thanks begonia
edit: does it still look like a muppet to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# you're welcome, Pansy
pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# swine!
erm...daffodil
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# not bad, buttercup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# so how's it going then chrysanthemum
i can't believe i spelled that right first time!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# not too bad, Daisy
Bank holiday here and I'm at work in a very quiet office
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# you're working on a bank holiday?
that's rubbish sweet pea.

YAY, i thought of a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha a very good one, carnation :D
Yeh, and no extra money either - I do get a day off in lieu though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Try 'Begonia'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# begonia doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Lazy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Azalea
Hyacinth
Petunia
Bluebell
Crocus
Love-Lies-Bleeding
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Deadly Nightshade.
Stinkhorn mushroom.
Venus Flytrap.
Squirrel-with-tits
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# My mate Wendy simply calls me Flower
and always has. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/7670435
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Join the club old man.
me too.

well, no birthday today. Just old like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# off for lunches,
byeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# what you having?
/Dave's Facts blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *additionally flees*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# so am parps
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *dutch ovens*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *French Toasters*
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *Italian Kettles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *German washing machines*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *Scandewegian saunas*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *swedish microwaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *dutch handgrenades*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you love it!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# The truth behind Jack Straw's glasses


Click for bigger.

And in other news, does anyone know how to get the GIMP to actually half-decently optimise GIFs so they don't end up like this?

Edit: errr, what happened there? Better now.

Edit 2: now in 341k and a bit better-looking form and I'm not going to optimise much further. Thanks to wheelybird.

Edit 3: Yay for blocky blurry stretched up GIFs! And thank you for the advice...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# This is usually where you'd insert a clickable link
Edit: Bah, ninja.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
#
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=784867980
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Ha that's great
Yeah sorry, I was an idiot with the tag.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# fake
that's not Popular Ninja - he hasn't got any friends
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Awwww
I thought Popular Ninja would have more friends than that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# well I've...
He's only just created his profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I don't have a facebook account
What am I missing?


/is not 14 and emo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# i've only ever been on facebook once
and that was a trick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# i think it's cos i'm too much of a misanthropist
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Orly?
this is not a trick
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# OOCH WADDA JEDI MIND TRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# i'm not clicking that
so nerr
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# It wa explained that facebook is like myspace..
I stopped listening here.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# facebook =/= myspace
facebook = like an address book that tells you when your friends take a shit (until you turn most of the options off).

I likes it, it makes it easy to share photos and such
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Whereas the main purpose of MySpace
is a vehicle for spammers and a way to crash your browser. That's what it was designed for.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i have both of these, but haven't a clue what they are for
and face book forced me to use godsave thequeen as my name, as it won't accept nicknames. bastards.

i only have one myspace friend and he's a 'tan.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I thought they were both for stalking your ex's
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hadn't thought of that
i really have no idea what is supposed to happen on these sites.
all i get is spam from web cam girlies.

i only signed up so that i can lift pics, should the next serial killer be signed up with one of these sites.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I have very few Facialbook friends,
as I don't subscribe to the 'gotta catch `em all' philosophy that facialbooks and myspaces encourages.
However, there is a wheelybird group on the facialbooks.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# i shall become your everlasting, long lost friend you didn't know you had, forthwith.
edit/don't you dare say no, it took me 5 goes to get my password right.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Well I said yes,
but I don't use the myspacials any more. Facialbooks is where it's at, kiddo*.



*I've never said kiddo before in my life. I shall celebrate with tea!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# facial books you say.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# click what?
edit: nice edit :D

second edit: hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# it looked all nice
in the unoptimised ruined version.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Yes.
You need to reduce the amount of colours for a start.
The use the 'optimise for gif' option.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I used optimise for GIF
but I've never found actually how to reduce the colours in teh GIMP.

/complete moron blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
#
Image - Mode - Indexed

Where you'll be given palette size and dithering options.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# aha!
thank you. i shall get to work.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# leave it, i like gordons dandruff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# won't lose that anyway
that was a really poor quality jpg but he had the expression i wanted
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# another way is to scale image to say 140*100
then insert width = 280 into code

see this

www.b3ta.com/board/6654622
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# For all the copyright police out there, this only LOOKS like a lego hooker

seemikedraw.wordpress.com
(seemikedraw, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I love you
That is all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
love the painted on knockers too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Yes.
They suit you. Didn't you say you were going to get them done as a tattoo to make them permanent?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Yes, but I want to do it in the prison "leaky biro and safety pin" style
Only go a third of the way round the left tit so far. Not looking forward to tatooing nipple onto my nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Yo!
b3ta.com/calendar/event/11061
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Word!
although, first time we met it was you spilling beer on me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahahah
top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hehehe ace
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# oooh this is good
oh yeah, just there, that's right, mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
if she grips to tight will you shout "Lego, lego!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# LUGO!
/gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Gold!
I'm sorry, I just stole your awful joke and used it on my site :)
(seemikedraw, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha glad to be of service!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
He could always do her in the back of the leg - there's room for four in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# i demand you do at least one of these every day from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Haha
Wicked stuff, have a click
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yes indeed everyone's got a soft spot for lego.
Or hard spot. I guess it depends just how much you like it :)
(seemikedraw, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:24, archived)
# That is superb.
*clicks like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Ahahahaaa!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha
marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# hahahaha
so good
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Tee hee
These are the jokes, folks!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# This is quite special
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# pure aceness!
*clicks*
(tekz bumberhead, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Aceyness
One of the best FPs ever.

Love the drawn on bazongas
(I helped save b3ta! cantshopforshit, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# hahahah
good one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Awesome.
I love your stuff and check your website regularly.
(The If has remembered this site., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 4:35, archived)
# I really enjoy
The combination of your somewhat mainstream newspaper cartoon style and your truly twisted content. Having the thought of combining Lego and prostitution .. pure brill! Keep it up :)

Come to think of it, I used to know a chap who works for the Lego product development department. Maybe I should locate his mail address. This cartoon has the potential to go viral in their internal mail system.
(spinoza, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:41, archived)
# So THAT'S how the West was won...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Ha!
Shop toppery
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# haha
superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# this is of the very goods
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Quick One for Mrs T... "Ikea's New Children's Area Proves Successful'


Warning - another one currently in development, pic, not Death Star, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Quick, fire one off down its exhaust port
and do something about the Death Star as well
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *fly-on-the-wall harpsichords*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *Office Trouser Soiling*
you mad bugger
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *documentary tubae*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# is that the official plural?
for it is glorious
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Indeed it is, my ever-shagging friend.
It is the collective noun for a flock of tubae.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *daytime tv bassoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yay!
DB! How are you, guv?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hello chap - congrats on the big day!
42 is a good number you know. And pfft! You're older than me :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah, yeah....
but I'm better looking*

*is a complete lie
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You can teach us young 'uns a thing or two, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Now *that* sounds like an interesting offer....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Wahey!
*gleeees*
Have some cayke
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Thanks, hun!
*eats luvverly cayke*

*remembers to leave some for everyone else*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Don't worry about that, it's your birthday!
*smooshes again*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *happily wallows in smoosh duplication*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Wanna go for the triple?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# mos def!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:35, archived)
# i very nearly spent five minutes last night
putting the death star dimple onto the big ball thing from raiders of the lost ark
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It's an obsession thing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# very much so
it was also a product of staring at the source pic for ages, and totally failing to summon up any hummus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I find that sacrificing Catholics usually helps.
generally.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# makes me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i've just noticed your sig
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Bless you.
You are a gentleman, sir

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# That's no...
Needs more Maddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# You know what?
It really doesn't. No, it completely doesn't.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# happy birthday!!!
shouldn't you be out pissing it up like a young 'un and then dying tomorrow?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ivesb, you swine!
Being a silly bugger, I should have booked today off work - my senility has obviously set in.

I shall attempt some up-the-wall-pissing this evening, however.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# look at that fat cow on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ROFFLECANNIBALISM!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'ning Zak!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *likes this*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# the truth about birds
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Christings!
Reminds me of this: www.wheelybird.com/b3ta/hatty_days.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# is this a SCIENCE FACT?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# absoparpinglutely

probably
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# A friends first drawing

Bigger

Morning all.
This is a friends first "attempt" at drawing. She's seen JJ's work and wanted to have a go at her own. What do you think?
I say attempt because, for a drawing(let alone her first) its brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ace.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# whilst this is very well done, especially for a first go
i really don't understand the desire to produce stuff that's so generic
all these manga/anime things look like they were drawn by the same person
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# both of these^
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I would say..
that if/when you draw an Anime/Manga style picture there are certain constraints. Such as eyes, body shape & huge norks.

I don't there is much freedom you can move around in. If you do stray to far from the path, it wont be anime/manga.
I don't think that she was trying to draw a picture in that style but used something common as a basic to start practising.

Must say though, looks like a self portrait to me. And she does have fine norks in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# what's that dribbling from between them?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I demand proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I do have photos actually...
I dunno if I should post them though.. invasion of privacy and all
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# oh don't worry about that.
all b3tans can be trusted with private pervy photos of girls, it almost goes without saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# of course we are
Speaking of pervy photos of girls... Does Jessy still haunt these around these parts?

I might not get killed by her, but I might get killed by her husband if I posted the pictures.
He's a lot bigger than me. Not in length though.
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ^this^
but it is a good place to start i guess...


/can'tdrawfortoffeeblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# don't get me wrong
i appreciate it takes skill to do
and, just as in music, you learn how to do what others have done, before you can make your own stuff, but i still think it looks very samey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# precisely
learn the easy stuff first and the trickier stuff becomes easier.

You just need to spend about 5 minutes on deviantart to see the trend for youngsters churning out identical manga pics, one after the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Oi!
Stop having a go at Chorizowagon.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# i agree
christ, did i really just agree with mictoboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# YOU LOVE ME
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# i guess you have to start somewhere
and it's good to get some confidence by showing yourself that you can do what other people do, before you go off and do your own thing.

it's a bit like music, you don't go straight in to writing symhphony in 3.5 parts for lute, milkbottle and timpani, you learn the basics first, whether it's blues or classical or whatever.

i think the person's first attempt is very good, nurture that talent! (he says jealously)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# wow
mindpiss :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Nice!
I like :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Its a shame
she wont appreciate the honour that you have just bestowed upon her with that comment.

Most b3tans would lick your... shoes for a comment like that.

I say shoes, most would do a lots more. But their reasons would be different.
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# it's great,
but where's the fluffy tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Needs more obnoxious pricks
complaining about the lack of squirreltits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Needs more squirreltits
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# That's JJ's Job.
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# OUT
STANDING!

And I'll bet JJ wouldn't mind her having a go either...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# That almost looks unshopped
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# all i need is a sledgehammer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ...you'd sledgehammer in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# all over his hand
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That.
That gives me wood, for all the right reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# blimey
they're almost the same!

Coming soon to a restaurant near you...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Leek Attack!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Popular Ninja has dyslexia.

(Hopes to make up for generic lolcat post earlier with bad punnage)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# you havent made up much.
well done tho*

*sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I love Popular Ninja
I think I'll hunt him down and make him marry me
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# could be tricky
he's a ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I have a history
of chasing unavailable men, I'll be in my element
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# /is unavailable
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *puts trainers on*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
#
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=784867980
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *risks a flaming for no funnies*
It's been ages since i posted anything.....at all.
Just been dicking around with the online photo editor at www.picnik.com and i'm quite pleased with results that are achievable.
I thought i'd share them here with the enticing offer of a free wallpaper.
I know real photos are normally quite ill-received here, but it is edited, quite heavily. enjoy. or not. as the case may be.
Soooooo many words...


Click for wallpapery

Also, click for biggest edited And Click for the original
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I love you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I'd pretend to love you
to get you to sleep with me.

P.s. pic is quite woosome mr OP. It has a certain something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Mr OP?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Orrrrrrrrriginal Poster
I.e. him up there

edit: more helpfully, YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# oh i see, Tah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I love you more
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *flames*
Nah, it's nice that :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# vary saxy mastar spam!
me likey

edit: although i did read it as 'no furries' for a second
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# tah!
EDIT: none of them either, i aint no paed o' phile
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Shall I post all my photos now?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# All except the ones in your 'special' folder...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha.

My special folder consists of 58,559 naughty photographs that I own the copyright to. This is a true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# :)
have you ever looked into licensing your content?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# No,
but when I quit this job (soon) I intend to start taking subscriptions to the site. A few quid a year per subscription; that ought to get me a nice bit of pocket money.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# good idea
it doesn't even have to be that much if you've got lots of members
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# o_O
that's some pretty niche porn we are talking about ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Exactly so,
the only problem is the payment gateway, in order to take cards.
They all seem to need a merchant account and a monthly subscription, which is usually a bit pricey.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# 58559?
Excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *click*
58,560
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Any excuse.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yeah fuck it
go on then
one new thread per pic please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# All posted one after the other, or spaced out a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# in one big batch please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Damn.

I've not uploaded my latest photos to my server. I'll have to do it some other day.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# no thank'ee
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# it reminds me of the Lomo stuff
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# funny you should say that,
it was taken with a lomo fisheye
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
#
t k
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I need to rest first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I want this one
more
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Is that a ghost in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# nope, 'tis my mate Dave.
he a policeperson
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Morning!

Today we observe Vladimir and Ural in alternate-universe #512.
Here, everyone owns a jetpack, and wears bunny ears.
Fascinating.

What're you lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# fucking shit up
with my homies*

*is a lie. I'm fighting crime.

How are you anyhow?
*bam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Very sleepy.
I'm mostly alone in the office today.
So I'm fucking around and drawing Vlad.

Might do some of that 'work' stuff later.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# office?
what am you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Web developer!
For a college.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hmmm
what webs are you developing today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# It's very quiet today.
I'm usually flooded with emails and work, but this week not so much.
I'm deliberating whether or not the entire college staff are dead, or hiding.

Will be doing tutorial videos for a help page on the new Student Intranet soon.
Probably after the lunches.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# There's a spider lives behind our server
that we call our web developer

/hilarious IT consultancy joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# is that true
or merely chucklesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# sadly true
it's a big bastard too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *shakes head, sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I know
*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *endorses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That's *my* universe.


*jetpacks to the shops to buy new bunny ears*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I wish I could do that now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Man i love your stuff!
Today i will be mostly drawing things with pens, for fun, going to town to buy foods and walking the fat hound.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# "walking the fat hound"
Does that mean wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# to be fair
everything can mean 'wanking'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# wanking is taken as read
my dowry contractually obliges me to 4 a day, it's part of the service.
walking the fat hound is, walking the fat hound, no euphamisms here young bird of wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I'm glad I've got that cleared up.
Now the next time the neighbour asks me to do that for him I shan't punch him and call the police like last time.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# You are *competely* insane, aren't you?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Not completely.

I have periods of lucidity. Like 1996.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Haha.
You said you have periods.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Ta!
I think your stuff is rather special too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Now wishing I had a jetpack and bunny ears...
I am trawling through pages of crud to update the database. It's thrilling.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# trying to make a financial services white paper 'look more sexy'
*polishes turd*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# add tits
it works with most furry animals
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# rewrite it so that it sounds like a penthouse letter's page
i was working late, and the financial ramifications of corporate borrowing rang me on my personal extension
'what are you wearing?' she asked. 'i'm naked except for devaluation of currency, with all frilly bits up the side' she continued.
i pushed my work aside and unleashed my burgeoning erection.
'tell me more, deconstruct the total GDP of UK industry, baby'

etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
they're 'open to all ideas', apparently

*foresees words-eating*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# that actually produces a tiny stir of arousal
thanks to the memory of many youthful days bashing one out over a tattered railway siding copy of "snatch enthusiast".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# this did it for me.
photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3143391/66547384.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# as if I'd click that
in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# it's safe i promise.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# as if I'd trust that
on this board
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
it's staying blue here, too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# it's your loss
*feels hurt that his honour is being questioned
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i clicked it
and it's very cute
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# see, i told you so.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# so did I
and it's indeed both cute and yifferiffic
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
TGMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I think you've been watching too much
corporate accountancy porn.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
what is this "too much"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Debbie does Dividends?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I WANT
A jetpack. NOW. GIVE ME A JETPACK. NOOOOOW!

I like these two, even if I am jealousing at them at the moment.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I am drinking orange juice and b3ta-ing
until my hangover goes away
then I may w**k
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Walk where?
huh?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you w**k is so much more rewarding than my w**k
I really need to w**k harder if I want to achieve something.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# this
I'm considering working today. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm at work
I don't feel like celebrating, plus there is noone around
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Who are you going to w**k?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# The same thing we do every day
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Try to take over the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# narf
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# plan to take over the world?
Edit: bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# narf
2
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I am working
and I have just looked up Terry Pratchett on Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# that must be a large page.
P.s. does anyone know if the Annotated Pratchett File is still going?

I'd google it, but I prefer pretending you're all my minions and that I am not an ineffectual, overweight, devastatingly handsome love machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# It is a big page, with many, many links.
I looked him up because I know nothing of his work but wouldn't mind giving it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I like it
as do many.

I wouldn't advise you read the first 2 discworld books first, as they are a bit odd (not really found his own funny style yet, to my mind).

A good introductuion that doesn't rely too much on previous stories would be.... hmmm...

discworld wise, Mort or Pyramids I reckon.

and Good Omens is non-discworld and EXCELLENT and kinda gives you a feeling for both Pratchett and Gaiman (who I also endorse).
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Oh right, I just assumed you should read them in order.
So I should skip "The colour of magic" then? Will I miss exposition?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Noooo!
Don't skip them, they're the Rincewind books. They're ace.

But he does have a few standalone books which are good to start with, I suppose. Maybe read Mort first and then The Colour of Magic + Light Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I find that
The Colour of Magic
and
The Light Fantastic
while ace, don't fit with the other discworld books. The style is a bit less developed and seems to hold onto more traditional-fantasy roots.

that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yay! I like that
I'm doing so many small chores today, I can't even begin to mention them. I'm going to have a nice lunch now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# That's ace :D
I just finished the first draft of my personal statement, that's what.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Personal Statement?
www.5punk.co.uk/discuss/19325/
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Haha, yes, that's exactly what I did.
Screw the university applications, I have green hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Ernie knew the meaning of 'Hide In Plain Sight'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
excellent work :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hello matey - how's you?
and ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# good ta
just spent 12 minutes on hold to o2, only to be told they couldn't help because i didn't have a bill handy

other than that, only 2 days of work left, i got to play a bit of slide blues on my reso last night, and my kids are fantastically cute little fuckers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *sighs*
slide-blues-reso

*pure glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# :D
admittedly, it's a reso ukulele, but it still sounds fucking ace - you just have to imagine it's a sexy looking cigarbox guitar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *tries hard to imagine*
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# :)
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# heheh nice
nings JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Salutations, Mighty N!
All well with the world?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# aye
I have an hour and a half to eat 40 custard creams
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Are you on
the middle aged crystal maze?
If so ICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# heheh I'm not sure I count as middle aged
my missus is making me eat them before she gets back from work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I meant the biscuits and the extended timeframe, not your good self
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
and for your next challenge ... you have until lunch to do the crossword and drink tea
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# is it the Sun crossword?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# with Richard O'Brien chatting about odd topics
and your friends/coworkers shouting 5 down! 5 DOWN!!! Plenty of time, come on, come on, stay near the door!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# pfft
*chews end of pen a bit*
*scratches head*

What's another word for .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# what's another word for synonym?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hehehehehe
you are really making me giggle this morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm on form*
*had a co-worker fling this weekend and a bit cloud-nined about it, despite the petit-mort sensation lapping over into the working week
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *forsees diabetic coma*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# heh
yer, I am actually quite worried about this

but not worried enough to do something about it

which probably makes me selfish and irresponsible
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Birthday? \o/
*smoooooshes*

Nice pic :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hiya Mrs T!
*smooshes right back atcha*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Any more Death Stars in the offing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *bambam*
(twin Trellis - and - JPG - hug)

Good morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Wahey!
'Ning Mockers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I'm mulling over a cheeky Death Star currently....
more on this story later.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *bounces with glee*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *glees re: bouncing*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# woo!
you're 11 years older than me!

YAY \o/

Dear J Peasemould Gruntfuttock
happy birthday
regards
M Peasemould Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I know, it's scary...
I like to think of it as not-so-young, inexpensive, and definately single.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# That's lovely
Hello you!
*smooooosh*
How's it going?
42? Best of all the ages! Go and get a 21 year old up the duff immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hello Honeybundle!
I shall receiving my 21 year old by FedEx early this afternoon....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# God bless technology!
Time was you used to have to hang out in bars to get one.

Congraulovelybirthdayations!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *mwah*
Thanks lovely.

*basks in happiness*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I recon that being a 3 meters tall birds anyways reduces the need for hiding
woo and happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
You are most kind.

Edit: Yeah, I know Ernie's a little bit big, but reducing him any more made him a bit too blob-like
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
I think it's even better as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# happy birthday sir
from one old git to another.

who said he interweb is the reserve of the young,
bloody youngsters don't know they're born.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# back in my day....
/it was all fields round here blog

;-)

You're most kind, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# That's rather nice
I don't suppose you've got a 1280x1024 version?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Sadly, the source was that size.
Damn PBase. Sorry 'bout that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Ah well
Have a nice birthday
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:29, archived)
# My 1st lolcat
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(and yes that is my cat)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# tell me why
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I don't like Mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7670103
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I'm freaked
Guess what area of London I work in?
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Park Royal?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# it's Wednesday
so you're alright... for a few days at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# brilliant
best lolcat ever
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# you are damning with faint praise
AICMFP

I wish I had an original idea some time, but it just doesn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Detects sarcasm and oxymorons in the vicinity.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I like the gif pixelage about this
makes it very important looking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# LOLCATS?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
perfect grammar and spelling
as expected from a German shepherd

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Punctuation's bad though,
seeing as it's a question terminated by an exclamation mark.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# actually, there's another dog stood nearby, having a bit of a laugh.
That dog is named "who"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Who is the dog taking the photo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I don't know, I wasn't there / Yes, he is
delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ROFFLEDOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# oooh
how can we persuade the internet (TM) t0 make the name "Roffledogs" a generally accepted meme?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Spam the fuck out of it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Aaaaw!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Aaaaw!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Rockin' to de border...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Please explain
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Rastafarians
Regard all as humanity as one, and thus you as them and them as you.

Thus, they do not refer to "We" as a collective noun, but rather "I and I".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# sorry
(teasus likes tea, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# hah ha hah ha
cup of black lady!
I get it!

edit: *bam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# :)
www.wheelybird.com/files/strangedream5.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# is that Whitney Houston?
how does the rest of her fit in the cup?

is she double jointed?

is this the last question?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# yes
pulleys and mirrors
yes
yes

how did I do?

and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# 76 out of 8
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# is that a pass?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yep
*awards certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# yay!
wait a second, why is it printed on a pair of old underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# oops
sorry - that was the test page
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hee hee!
You wait until she gets older...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# More like this.
At least fifteen more. Maybe more.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *proasts*
www.b3ta.com/board/7670015
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# As if big-smiled-big-eyed-birdies can fly.
But I likes them birdies

Ning Mr. JJ
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Acers! Yippee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# This is all of
the aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# woo!
I love the tiny safety goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Safety first.
It wouldn't be fun if the birdie lost an eye..

or would it?
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I heard it's all fun and games actually
but what do I know?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# It's all fun and games
untill someone looses an eye
.. then it's hilarious.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Oh. I always mix up "until" and "when"
that explains why nobody liked that trick at the birthday party. Oh well..., it makes for a good pirate costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# if you mix up "until" and "when"
you get " whentil "
or something like that..

.. it tastes like chicken.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Wahey, marvellous!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Poor Icarus.
Now he has a sore bottim.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Nice
how are you today JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# yay
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# There'll be 3 along in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# is that...
a Jackalope waiting to elope?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# sweet mind piss
that's exactly what I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Pencil Sharperner of doom!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# HB47?
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Samantha is off to sharpen 30 pencils on a trampoline now....
I'm looking forward to seeing her 30 4bs swinging around later.....

or something like that anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# woo
*buys eleven*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)

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