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# THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# fanks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# *skanks*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Anne Frank's Manx ranks Ankhs with Michael Shanks and Tom Hanks


Damn that Hanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# anne frank you say?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# haha
That is one of the most excellent things of the year.



Click for bigger (243KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Argh it's The Tom Hanks
RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Woo
Yay

Plam

and Snarn

XD
(Meatfish BAH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# They called me crazy...
...when I had those anti Tom Hanks devices installed in my windows. Crazy I told them! I told them I'd shoot, but they didn't believe me. WHY DIDN'T THEY BELIEVE ME?!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# well, because you were FUCKING CRAZY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# i'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
#
strikethrough gag
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaa
I never suspected Tom Hanks of such fiendishness

evil git
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# FUCK YOU HANKS
EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THE REAL TALENT IN THE DOUBLE ACT WAS imdb.com/name/nm1012434/
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I thought that was going to be a link to "Hooch"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# as did i
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I was expecting Hooch!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Hooch was crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# fucking pouchy cheek gas shit!
he should lean
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
It's fine, I don't believe in Tom Hanks, so he cannot hurt me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# sneaky odourless bastard!!!
he is evil!
:(

On another note, can i recommend not looking up "mammary intercourse" on wikipedia.

The sinister cartoon pic has given me the heebie jeebies. And honestly, i have no idea how my random weblinkclickery ended there!!
(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# anything is pron when safesearch is off
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I suppose that's preferable to
Tom Hanks blowing fried onion belches into my room...


*but only marginally better
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Would it be possible
For someone to write some code that automatically registers an 'I like this' whenever The Neville posts anything? I don't want to miss out when I'm not here.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Jesus stole my bike :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
*removes Jesus disguise and cycles away*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# DING A DING DANG DANG A LONG LING LONG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Soon I discovered this rock thing was true
.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)
# It's a love affair.
Mainly Jesus and my hotrod.
(AmoulSolo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Bloody wood!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# His sort-of-dad's a carpenter too
you'd think he'd know better. Silly Jebus.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# GAH!
I miss you Mr Neville. We need more of your delicious groam flavoured goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# SCOOTERS
SCOOTERS, AMAZING
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Silly Manley!
..Oh it's not him!!!
Woo The Nev.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# B raw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# I love you!
marry someone! right now! this instant™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Its a miracle!
How did he hold the nail in one hand and the hammer in the other hand using only one hand?!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# and how did he hammer the hammered nail in the other hand using only 1 1/2 hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Nelson...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# "Don't tell him Prince!"
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# haha
class
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# what? a warning?
my how times change

"din like the look o that basad" *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *inject* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# That's exactly the reaction he'd get!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Party like it's 1939
(Westude, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha!
Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# super turbo
man chump beattie wedge!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I like that FAR too much.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ahh meerkat poking....
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# They do love a little poking, meerkats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Cruel bugger! Woo! Have an early poke from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# His fall seems to cause a rip in the time-jaffa cakes continuum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Yes.
It was an early work of mine.I should really redo it, now that I have more shoppery knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# that happens,
for a millisecond all jaffa cakes turn into biscuits! FACT
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hahahaha
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *splat*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Yay for Hanimal-poking
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Maine Coon kittin!
i has one of them!
[only.. he's orange. and he's no longer a kittin..]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Needs more violence
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# like so
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# *admires*
*whilst cleaning gun*

ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# These are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# This weekend
I played with cameras, and motion-sensing software.

And kittens.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# PLAM!
(Meatfish BAH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# PLAM PLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# It's nice to see the motion-sensing software noticing the catfood running around on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# it's not catfood, it's PLAM
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Mmm wonderful, beautiful plam
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I think the first few frames are from earlier
Triggered by me moving away from the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Damn you Kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Tis impossible to loose with kittens
best of all the animals that should be on asbos
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# THAT IS A GOODCAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I for one welcome the new Plam regime
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Isn't a Plam that shiny silver pointy thing
that they jab aliens in the back of the head with in the X-Files?


*Imagines shiny silver Plam Trees*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# oh noes its an hambush!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# ^_^
Yay this!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# PLAM!
and more plam!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I looked at this
and started singing "plam plam plam plam plam"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# PLAM PLAM
WONDERFUL PLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Curiously
this makes me yell 'Plam!' at the top of my voice

Other than that, how is the lovely land of Holland?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# The lovely land of Holland is dark and quite windy at the moment

PLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I could stroll out my front door
and experience dark and quite windy as well

I fear Ragnarock has happened
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Plam?
Have I missed something?

Ning M.
Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# 'ning!

I don't think you've missed anything, and you've just witnessed the birth of plam!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Ahh good,
I thought it was a reference to something earlier,erm a whatsit..orchestra cart.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# PLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# PLAM RTEES
(Meatfish BAH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# MALP!
...I don't think I did this right.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shiksa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Plaaaaaaaaam!
:D

Also, I'm off now! Night B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# tara fatboy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# night night!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Plamtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# "let's plam again!"
"like it was easter!"
"ohhhh let's plam again!"
"and then stop suddenly without warning"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# ladies and gentlemens
this is the moment, at which plam is fully born
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# winners in evolution: the spoonbill
losers: the wokbill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha

lookit! I shot them in the wild
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Laziest animals I have ever set eyes upon
they do stuff like stand on one leg for most of the day, avoiding parental responsibilities such as ensuring their kids get into good schools by lying about their postal codes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# someone sunk the deathstar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# yay penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# This reply made me laugh
and therefore, it is marked with the 'I like this' greenness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# deep inside Paisley Park studios....

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# is that kelly lebrock?
*goes all wobbly*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# indeed, good spot sir
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# it helps that i have had a thing for her since the tilt up shot of her in
weird science

that and the fact you get to see her muff in 'the woman in red'

childhood watershed moments, both of them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I'm clearly the same age as you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Not Gene Wilder's best work, but..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# gene wilder was in that film?!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# ...
www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/l/lebrock_kelly/150x223.jpg says it all really
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# that's not her
*fingers in ears*
lalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalala!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# here, this'll fix it :D
NSFW www.celebskin.net/g/kelly-lebrock/kelly-lebrock-11.jpg NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# oh my good christ
that's brought back wonderful memories
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# *saves*
for retro wankathon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Now that brings back a few happy memories
Phwooar!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# it all went horribly wrong when she shacked up with Steven Segal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# SHUTUP!SHUTUP!SHUTUP!SHUTUP!SHUTUP!SHUTUP!SHUTUP!SHUTUP!
you're RUINING IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Looks like her to me.
She's no virgin...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Woo!
Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# and each virgin has to be
Kelly Le Brock?

(note to self, not Kelly Brook)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# hahhaha!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Woman in red!!!
I like that bit when you can see her mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# hahahah
it affected a generation of young lads
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# 1h 37mins 24 seconds in.
Only joking!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# *refers to the 'bare facts' bt craig hosoda*
1h15 actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# I genuinely hope this lands in his inbox as an attachment
w/y/h toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# he's got to be happy with this one surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Tell us something we don't know!

:)

woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# That's a small knee-trembler, that one is.
Not enough defiling of virgins on the board usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# mmmm
weird science....
loved that movie when I was a kid, mostly because of her

and now I work in a lab...

my penis has far too firm a grip on me
and vice versa!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Christ
That's a bit of alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# hahahah
:D

I love satire :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# oh wow
just oh wow

goodness gracious
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# chris de burgh is a lady in red...


a very scary one
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# o_0
*is scared*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# speaking of ladies in red...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# oh dear god...
what a horrible ill fitting boobie holder
ARGH the face!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# boobies belong to ginger spice.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# all the boobies in the world?
greedy cow
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i know ! i wanted to get some for my brother as a christmas present..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# if i didn't eat, i would be able to seee my feet
but i do love my food, but its why im overweight
and iiiiiiiaaaaayeiii will always love fooooo0od
will always love foo0o0o0ohoood
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# so is that whitney's new single, a revised version of i will always love you ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. AND SMOKING CRACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# damn fucking straight.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
What a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# ahhhahhahahah!
 
nice work, miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Phwooaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# This still makes me giggle like a loon
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Potatoface!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Shitting Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Yay.
I'm so glad Kittyvomit is back. Yippee..
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# inspiration from mind-altering drugs is baaaad....


Some Sexy MFs Do 'Ave 'Em
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# strawberry barry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# TJ
Anyone know the guy who runs glassco.cx? Tell him it's been broken since the end of Oct, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I wondered why it wasn't searching recent posts correctly yesterday..
 
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING ONE OF MY THREE REMAINING MARBLES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# CM Punk. (Except I didn't draw his tatts)

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# NO EYEBROWS!!! :o
red hot chilli peppers?
can i just say
BINGO WINGS! :D
RED-X
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Too lazy to draw them
Straightedge
Horrible drawn muscles.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# DRUG FREE
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Yay!
I wrote that on my hands today in study hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# nice work
at least you keep yourself busy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Hahah
I also read The Scarlet Ibis for English.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# free drugs?
*joins queue*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# his moobs are hugging :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# LOLWHUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# NO U!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# UR MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# NO URS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# LOLOL NO
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I have the strange urge to become an aeroplane
Woo Kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Hahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Is that an arrow showing that Athena is situated somewhere on his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Hahah
no. The little heart in my signature went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Run away! It's the penguins of punk!

my site | flash animations | image gallery | blog
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Ace!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
ace

have you popped yet?
(silly question, if you had, you wouldn't have the ime or energy to make or post that)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# ta!
and hehe, not popped yet but due very soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# all the best for that
:)
(i REALLY love being a dad, so i really hope you enjoy being a mum)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# we're very excited...
and getting slightly impatient to meet the wee one now :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# did you find out what it's going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# it's a mystery...
the local hospital has a "please don't ask, we won't tell" policy... it's not a big deal either way but am looking forward to finding out!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# aw!
i'm getting all cuteified

it's tragic really...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Yay!
penguins! (i have the 2nd one from the front's haircut)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Then you have good hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# ow ow ow hot tea ow ow ow

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ^_^
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# im thinking about shaving some out of the middle...
but i cant have lazy hair days then...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Lazy hair days
are always good. I have those sometimes.
So like a reverse mohawk, you mean?
EDIT: I just noticed the 'bang head here' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# in between the spikes
like train tracks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Oooh.
Hmm...it would look cool. But yeah, if you didn't spike it up everyday, it might look odd. Or it might look really cool not spiked... :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# thats my stress relieft kit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fab

RUN RUN YOU BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# :D
Yes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Speedy little buggers.
Woo und der yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hahahahahah
punk penguins on the march!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Your excellence strikes again
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Wahey!
woo!

have a punk cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# This should be on the FP
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I have a theory
that there is a clever web-code-thingamy which sends a message to The Magic Donkey whenever someone posts something like "FP" or "Front Page" etc. I think this because it often seems to be the case that good images get FP'd very soon after someone calls for them to be FP'd. It's as if the call has been heard and swiftly acted upon, and I can't think how else The Magic Donkey would notice so quickly that someone had suggested an FP. Apart from magic of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Who's a pretty boy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# hehe
Good gurning.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Hmgmhmghm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha!
top gurning
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# HA!
Fp this. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# fucking jinxer!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# telling the mods to fp something
is a guarantee that it won't be
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Oh right.
I don't think that it should matter, really.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
gotta love that face action!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# *does same facial expression*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# hahahahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Well I'm off t'pub. This duck will replace me for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Every body needs a replacement duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# ^ this, but my replacement duck was itself replaced by a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# omg is that chucknorris's duck?
*is scared*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# It looks like Geordi LaForge's duck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# balancing a pencil on his ,,,wait do ducks have eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *checks mirror*
QUACK! ....erm, I mean, I do!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# i love that
but is that bert's duck?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# >^)
Have fun pubz tiem
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# RPS is shit I know, But I had to show you lot the size of this mosquito that is on my office wall
I swear he is just sitting there waiting patiently for me to become distracted so he can suck every last drop of blood out of my parrot.
The Cunt!

Oh & Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Is that scale in miles?
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Light years actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# crepes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Rapes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# rape-crepes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Gripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Is probably not skeeter.
Is probably crane fly, which like to eat skeeters.

/would smoosh it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Nah,
I know a Hexham Grey Mosquito when I see one.
Truth be known they are less annoying than the little black fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# they don't eat 'skeeters
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

they don't eat much at all! (after the grub stage.) we get them as big as 4 inch leg span.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# You've missed him by about 5cms
Get swatting!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Don't measure him with the ruler!
Fucking hit him with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Then I would have to clean the wall.
Fuck that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha
^This!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Feed it to the parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Fuck the parrot,
he shits enough as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# oh ffs upload u cunting picture!
took bloody 5 minutes to upload!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Argh! Pisses!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# It isn't a mosquito...
I think it's a tipula paludosa
(Doesn't bite)
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Deeply obvious...


Click for bigger

... but I needed a project while Mrs Tank watched Panobloodyrama.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
edit: does panorama still have the very cool theme music?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# So involving was my project, I couldn't say.
However, you are thinking of the Money Program anyway...!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# the money programme is good
but not a patch on panorama

although now for some reason, i am humming juliet bravo*


*one for the old folks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# i have ADHD...
now what was i thinking about?


(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# you have AIDS and a cleft palate
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# you have a lisp, a stutter and a hare lip
LSHL
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# ...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Haha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# He had it coming


the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# ...so I thought, let's do a challenge image for a change
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# I could never take the place of your chimp
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# This is true
but you can sit on my other side, and make us more SYMMETRICAL

/edit: hmm...I didn't mean you look like a monkey, as I don't know what you look like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# his name is Prince
and he is funky monkey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# more like manky.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# you loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# :D
Why not?....

nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# do do the funky gibbon...
actually no... step away from the monkey
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Print this out and
leave it in a local Bed and Breakfast


Click for bigger (93KB)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Ooh I shall do that walk
but will have to wait until next year as I am currently 72.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# how much is it?
i'd pay 3 1/2 eaten biscuits someone threw into my garden for that! and thats saying something!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha !
*prints
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i would do
but i've been murdered
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# well thats a bit of a shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# i'm glad you care
when they eventually find my decomposed corpse, will you be attending my funeral?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I may
will there be cake/open bar/disco?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# i quite fancy a disco funeral
i've actually planned a few bits of my funeral, including some of the music
i'm hoping it'll be a cheerful affair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# a gay disco would be good
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# of course !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# You should feel better in the morning though.
How is your new job?
Are you still being polite to everyone or did that just last until 10h32
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# it's good
it was my first day today
i was keen and i learned things
but that hasn't stopped me from applying for other jobs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# CHANCE OF MURDER: 100%
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hehehe
I would, but I *inserts lame excuse*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# WE HAVE A MURDER BUSINESS TO RUN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# THIS POST IS ABOUT MURDER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# DO NOT TAKE MURDER LIGHTLY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# DO IT ONCE, DO IT RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I AM INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECT OF MURDER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# First, you make a stone of your heart
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll print several out and leave them lying around in the room at work where the Polish hill walkers meet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# the quiet countryside? it's bloody murder out there!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

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