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# If we're gonna get screwed, we may as well enjoy it,


open wide and think of The Prince Of Ponce everyone!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# "Open wide and say... arse"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# arf!!
ace!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# :D
Arf!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# aren't you drunk yet?!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Getting tipsy
Wont be long!
:P
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# happy birthday to everyone!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ahem------------------------------\/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Happy birthdays!

May the birthday goat have good reason to deposit presents in your vestibule. :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ta, no hard feelings i hope
birthday goat has deposited micro-mosquito clone. been trying to fly it all morning.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# No hard feelings,
but I just wish you'd see me as a person (*sob*) in my own right (*sob*), and (*sob sob sob blubber sob*).


/mental breakdown
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# happy birthday!!!!
are you giving out free t-shirts to celebrate?
can i have a medium one?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# nope, buy one as a present to me!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *attempts to get past vicious feral moth to wallet*
let me work on it....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# happy birthday to everyones!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday Matey!
& Prince Charles also! ... the big eared twat!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# yeah, he always overshadows my birthday
still could be worse, 3 days earlier and it'd been rememberance day. buzz kill
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# happy mimsy escape day
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hoping to get into a different one tonight
none of this 'i've just had a baby, you wanker!' crap from the missus
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I'm with you bro...
(not physically, of course...)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
 




(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Cheers fella!
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# if this is going to be the quality of the web sheriff comp..god help us
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It's not certain that will be the topic of the next compo
'ning Prod :)
Has your temporary contract finished?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# yup long ago..need a job :(

and this will be the comp this week, everyone will be jumping through hoops to please Rob..pissing off web sheriff will bring more traffic to the site..*cash tills*

/cynical blog
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I don't think that money would really be anyone's motivation
for picking up that compo - it's popularity would probably be the main factor
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# What happened to your proper job?

I have until the end of this month in this dire job, then I'm free. Free!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# never had a 'proper job' just doing part time
they weren't paying so I told them to ram it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# please rob?
he's here for our gratification, not the other way around!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Can i just threadjack this RPS...
also TWO rings? pfft 1/2 a job...
i just uploaded a picture to hot or not
pix.hotornot.com/pics/H8/KY/KQ/KQ/OUNRSSRRSLP.jpg its been approved - lol -let the voting commence!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Re: 2 rings
Do you think the Rusty Web Sheriff® will care?

*edit* changed it anyway, as it's literally a 2 second job...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *shakes jar*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *jars Sheik*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i thought it was a squid...
nicely done!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# heh! :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# nooo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# poor Skugasaurus
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# its ok
walking is quicker than the bus normally :p
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha
snort
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Office lol!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# heh bus humour!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I think I'll draw another Battle Bunny the'day.
What kind of big nasty monster should she fight?

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# chebzilla
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# The rabbit nemesis, Duh!
Duh!FARMERMAN!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Tengu
A Giant Tengu

[edit]also, that battle bunny has a splendid rack.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# A giant eagle
That has a badgers face (with a single lazer eye), and instead of talons, has crab claws!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# robot vacuum cleaners from outer space
 


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# SkUGosarus!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# The Giant Isopod!!!
Only this one's really REALLY big...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Web-Sheriff!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# A gargantuan, mobile, sentient
and spluffing furry's cock that's rampaging around Tokyo.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# The One Eyed Trouser Snake!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Tetsuo
from the film Tetsuo, with his giant monster metal cock-drill
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, JJ, LOOK, JJ, JJ, LOOK JJ, JJ, LOOK!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# That file is huge.
What is it?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# something you'd like, (SFW)
;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# That's.......wrong :|
And very French.
(Though I did crack a smile when the octopus-lady juiced the oranges :D )
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# yes, very, very yiffy, i mean wrong!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# me with armbands
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# steam powered robot
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# with tits
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Thanks for doing my Ninja Rabbit yesterday
(I got the idea from an Amiga game I had/have)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# How about...
...Dracula's sexy brides, like in Van Helsing?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# i love the red headed one in that, and kate beckinsale
/puts them both together in mind......nice.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I concur.
Though the first shot of Beckinsale in that film is laughably cheesy.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# calicivirus
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Am it DTH day?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahah
this is awesome

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *splufs*
that's great!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaaaa!
NO!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaaaa!

* should be!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Yay Dave the Hat day!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# He's retired!



(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# woo!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# superb stuff!
is he twanging his banjo?

EDIT
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# putting new batteries in the vibrator
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# depends if you're in the clique

ver' nice anyhoo
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# C]:0(


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha Mr "I've busted my friends limit"
You know we all love you*
*mwah*

*except possibly pedantichrist
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Pffft.
Brilliant.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *giggles*
This is the cheeriest thing I've seen all morning!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# aceishness

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Nice work!
Woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That's both amusing and clever
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# that's great.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# 'ning
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# mummy or chips?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hmm...
Mummy with chips?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# 'Noon all...'

toap, but what the heck?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Ace! Quick! Tag it so they know who to sue!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Quality toap though
Which is a rare thing. I like it :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Gee...
..ta Mrs T!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# You sound surprised!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# geniearse
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*



(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Going somewhere, Mr Bump?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Ha! YES!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# you're my kind of skum :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *shoots first
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ^ this!
what a fucking schtick!

and the worlds most embarassing laser effect in cinematic revision
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# damn right
This gets me irrationally angry. It's just probably the worst of a whole range of crap changes that were made. All that CGI rubbish as well... grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# yes, I am familiar with this outcry
it's like a million fans cried out in terror and were then ignored
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *dismisses your hokey religion*
so there.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# yeah, it's mitochondria or summat
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Even the official star wars website
says he shot first...

www.starwars.com/databank/character/greedo/

what a tosser the man is
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *shoots first*
Fantastic! :)

Edit: I seem to have shot second... how embarrassing :P
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# arf
*shoots under table
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# sooper
dooper
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *shoots before the other two*
Woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# wonderfuel
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# ootah bootah solo?
no thanks, I use Country Life.

You cannut put a better bitta butter on your knife.

Woo yay
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *shoots 4th*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# awesome!
so very very awesome. i wish my parents had bought me that one.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# did this a while ago
Free Image Hosting
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# are you steven hawkings?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hahahah yes you did!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# WEE!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# :)
topical!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# heehee
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I feel dirty for laughing at this
and I probably am.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Laughs

* washes
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
#
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# ha ha ha ha
I thought I'd seen it before.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *tells wheelybird*
Hahaha! Braw!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That was the works that was:

tea - monitor
office meeting - disrupted
pic - clicked

(Not sure what happened to message aroginally there!)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Shopped pics only etc etc
/ac
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Good name!

:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# :)
lolzors etc.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
Have I seen it somewhere else before?


;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# mild TJ
i don't want to push someone else's work off the board because my main reason for posting this is to see if photobucket notice and bum rape me for it, i've deliberately called it image1 and just arsed about in PSPro to see if photobucket manually check all the albums or if a filename flags up the cyber police

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Hmmm
Interesting....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# They don't manually check.
They simply crawl the web with a robot script that looks for keywords. They don't even usually check the files that get flagged; they tend to just send an email notice automatically.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I dunno you know
I think they're looking here!

There are loads on the list without Prince in the name and I believe it said they have an account here as "Web Sheriff"!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yup
www.b3ta.com/~websheriff

but they cannot post anything because they are fucking n00bs

bmwahahahahah


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# :D
The stinking bastards!

Ban them!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Crikey.
They used to just crawl. Perhaps they specifically monitor 'subversive' websites:

"Subversion - Subversion abounds on the net and, whilst the above photo / caption aimed at Craig David is probably meant to be humorous, the net is nonetheless the source of numerous hate and obsessive notices. Targeted monitoring of offending / notorious sites is essential."
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# They may have been tipped off tbh
Who knows?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ah right y'are then
so mine should be safe
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# why can't you just come up with your own style?
arf!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
#

Edit: perhaps it's too subtle. :( or shit.
Edit: maybe I should draw something in paint and change my name
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Just
VOTE!

Retribution will be OURS!

/Shitfaced drunk now. Goes to bed.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# i already have
last night.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# did too
 




(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Icon mini-challenge entry?
=)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# it's a double winner!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# sigh
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# 'lo Prodge
am I to take it that you don't approve of this sort of thing?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# it's just a tad bit dull to be honest


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# it won't lead to many great compo entries, true.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# it's going to be shit on monumental proportions

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# yes
judging by most of the web sheriff posts so far, it could be so.

something more general like, "Freedom of expression - in today's world freedom of expression is being eroded more and more. Fire up photoshop and show us what's going to happen in the near future."
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I like the one word comps..like egg..robot

you're not restricted in any way
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# frottage
Damn! Is demonoid dead for good? :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# looks like it :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I can imagine it would get tired very quickly
Like by about 9.15 tomorrow morning
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Surely that's all down the imagination of the entries?
Being quite a narrow remit might force people to think creatively...

Or shop the Web Sheriff's face onto Richard Branson, pissing on Rob, chained to a radiator....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ever since rob posted that email
you've all been jumping through hoops...ooh we need revenge...we need revenge.

pathetic.

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# fuck the hoops.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# haha :P
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I've done no such thing...
Just, y'know, getting it out in the air...

I can draw neither Prince OR the Web Sheriff, so I'm just sitting here watching the world go by...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I get it db
I laughed and everything
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# thanks for being the only one
I won't have to post my bitmap of a scribble now.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# don't be a sulky susan!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *does the fingers*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely done Sah!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# cheers lad
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I chuckled at the Britney email :)
and I am rissing a lil' but laughed at the name of the lawyers.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# :)
boils down to Prince suing TAFKAP and TAFKAP suing Prince for copyright infringement. Sorry, I don't think it's articulated very well.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Ning Folks
All out of hummus today,
so I did this portrait of DTH using his style
Thought I'd do it in paint, to make it more authentic

but I only had Magnolia and a 2" Brush...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# let's all draw daves the hats!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Don't make me go all Prince on you . . .
*calls Web Sheriff*


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hello?
no - they're prefectly within their rights.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I am drawing you now!
muahahahah!

er, scanning even

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# i shot the web sheriff
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
#
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#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# U R SKILLZOR!
*tickles*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *giggles*
Who are you? Normally I mean. Obviously today you're the Self Appointed Moral Guardian.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# there's an accurate photo in his profile
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not telling - I'm being
Mysterious
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# That really is very good...
If I had a non-blurry picture of me, I'd ask to add it to your doubtless massive list..

However... I move a lot when near cameras...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I'm not really doing many any more
It's extremely occasional now. You're not missing out :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Shame, you're really very good at them...
though I suppose too much of anything becomes a chore...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Emmm.......
Guinness....

* has anyone seen their new logo?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Still Acetastic!
I have your business card by my bed . . .


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# It's for late night sexy texting, innit? :P
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Phrooar!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# just for you


shit yes - but personalised
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dave the human person!? What nonsense! No such person exists!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# fab!! :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# MY GOD
I assume that looks exactly like him... woo yay.

I doubt you'll ever run out of hummus

also - 10C33?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# * Squints *

Is that the Queen or the bloke off the flour adverts?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Don't you go dissing Fred!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# This is the best thing I've seen all week
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# That's the fella...

* Fred for President
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Fred is a bit of a dubious character
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# This is the best thing I've seen all week

* however it is keep your eyes closed week?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Then I assume it's your
keep eyes closed week?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Only 2 inches?
Shame
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Hey! It's only 1 and a half . . .
Oh! I see


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nutter! How did you know my eyes are magnolia?



(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# £9.99 for 25 litres
if course it's you.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Magnolia?
Looks more like "Auntie's Tache" or "Sunset Grey".

Woo though!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# pantone#34525653453 'dismal hospital'
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# isn't that the guy
from a clockwork orange?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Here, this won't make you think...


Click for bigger (100KB)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
thanks!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *giggles*
Top notch as ever. I sense another FP in the offing....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# thanks trelly :)
i won't forget you when i become famous
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Does this mean money?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# yep!
keep up the nice comments and there's a fiver in it for you :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# A fiver!
Such riches!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# really?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# fantastic
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you're exceedinly good at haircuts
Woo yay
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i drew this whilst gazing lovingly at my girlfriend
it was so inspiring
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# THAT
is so romantic -- she's a very lucky woman.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# oh
i realise it's supposed to be 'an embarrassing', not 'a'.
how embarrassing.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# huzzah!
I
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
another stunnah!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
Great stuff
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# :)


Ha ha. I can see your future. It's greetings cards, man. Greetings cards.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# very, very, very, very
slowly working on it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Pfft!
I love all your toons! ALL!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I remember one day when I was feeling cross
and the office vampire died.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ummm....
RIS?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# that be lovely
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# why am I looking at your segment of celluloid
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I like that a lot
Woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# wow
that's acesness
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha, I get it!
Very funny joke there.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I is 2 fik
:(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry, typo
What I meant to say was: RIS?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# oh
I still don't get it

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# film burn?

is this a clip from Planet Terror?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# We have a winner!
My dad used to shoot movies on Super8 and whenever he showed us the results this was what we'd typically be treated to. Fantastic stuff.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Beyond me
that be
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Official apology.
Yesterday it emerged that I have been causing offence and making miserable the lives of some people on b3ta by drawing images that look a little (or identical to) those of other b3ta members. Namely The Neville. In addition, I admit to stealing the idea of surreal humour from The Neville and placing it in my own head!
So here is an apology to "monstrinho do biscoito", and I have taken his criticisms on board and produced my own brand new style which I now present to you all.

Apologies,

Wheelybird.

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i like it, keep up the good work.
;D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I was up all night drawing that for you.
Usually I just trace something The Neville's already drawn. ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# is that why this one's shit
and the other stuff is normally almost as good as The Neville's?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# No,
I deliberately avoided 'good', as someone else has done it already. :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# well - before you get ahead of yourself
I think you'll find I have dibs on distinctly average with a twist of "I'm wooing this out of pitty for some strange sense of obligation." If it causes that feeling in your chest where you know you don't understand it and you're not sure if it's supposed to be funny - IT'S MINE!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Although this does look like the one I did last night?


* Pffft
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# ning Debs
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# don't worry you're funnier than the neville :)
ning
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Hi!
*waves*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Cubic head?
I might not draw very often wheelybird, but I see it's had a profound effect on you....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Royalty cheque's in the post.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Woohoo!
This must be what it feels like to be Moby, royalties arriving every day....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# you have copied the syle of Fauxillo Justmadeup (1863-1929)!
er, what?

don't we all copy ideas from each other and stuff we see generally

I'm sure some dude riddled with gin and syphilis once said inbetween lovers that "nothing is new"™ or whatever

I'm not fussed, I just ate beans :D

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Were they...


...sexy beans?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# they were naked and writhing in "sauce"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# the ellusive hooded bean!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# he tried to rescue his brothers innit
but like, fork+tomato sauce+teeth=munchy apocalypse
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ladies will be wincing at that mental picture
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# better out than in!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yay! Sexy beans!
*does the sexy beans dance*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# haha
nice work
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# OH!
The Neville hosts his pictures and then posts them! You're just copying! C]:0D

Seriously ignore whingers I do!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# yeah because you get so much flack for your stuff :)
flack worship
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# speaking as someone who *does* post utter shit
i'd still ignore the whingers

but they've probably all got me on ignore anyway
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# who said that?
/unfunny blog
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# haha
yay, someone who's not got me on ignore

now to work on everyone else...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# you'd be surprised


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# nothing surprises me any more
I'm nearly 28.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# me too!
*high fives*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# --------------------------------------------------------------\/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# just as I expected
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# why the hell would someone complain about your stuff?
theres nothing to whine about.
it's just great.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# and so bland no one could be offended by it
tee hee hee
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *slaps*
quiet you!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *sucker punches to the back of the head*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Loser
it's pathetic the way you copy me by using paint to draw stuff.
*ahem*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Could that look anything more like some of the Neville's?
Get your own ideas, man!

(*click*)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# my girlffiend has feet surprisingly similar to those
... so she'd be interested to know where he got his shoes.

Aside from that - WOO YAY
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I bet she's got two of them aswell
it's just non stop plagarism!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# yes - you're right
this is potentially a legal minefield.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# crikey!
if only there was some self appointed moral guardian to save us!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# fuck that
we need Prince to tell us what to do and what not to do.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# or some kind of money leeching idiot whose hit upon an easy business plan
and gets to feel like they are some kind of super corporate thing
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# dream on Dorothy
someone that cool couldn't possibly exist.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Fuck that!
We Neville clones need to stick together!

BROAM
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yes!
here is my the neville image



which everyone ignored :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# anyone who says pope will be forced to look at this:
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# popepoep
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# you win the game of who has more pics of the pope
you get to be called His Eminence for the day
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Yes
Wheelybird & We are the lemon, please carry on doing what you do (beedoobeedoo).

Anybody that doesnt like it can go fornicate themselves with a rusty spork.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# THIS
This is the most important thing to say: Please carry on!

(NOT important things to say include
"this looks a bit like that"
"it is obvious to ME, Assessor of Originality, that you couldn't have imagined stick figures yourself, so you clearly aped/traced/robbed someone else's idea as a dirty mechanical shortcut"
"too brown"
"eat more fucksocks"
etc.)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# What about...

needs more tits
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# originality is the spice of life
copying others is the 'i'm a celebrity big brother, let me on tellyvision!' tv show of life
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I agree.
Though doesn't some of your own work look a lot like Pete Fowler's stuff?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# haha, i wish. he's somewhat more acomplished an artist than me
tho i do love his stuff, i'd say what i do to be more like anything creepy in a Hayao Miyazaki film (princess mononoke, nausicaa, etc)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# It's a fascinating debate. Apologies for length. (Hopefully off the board by now).
I think you're quite right, that originality is wonderful. A work that has something new can jolt yer mind sideways. But that's what originality means: something (worthwhile) that is new. It doesn't mean that everything in the work must be new! I think wheelybird's works have lots of new stuff in them. (And if you don't think the new parts are worthwhile, that's fair enough! I'm sure we all have a 20% of b3ta that we love, and a 20% that we don't care for at all.)

Similarity ≠ lack-of-Originality. An artist in Brazil can originally create a work that has surprising similarities to one created by an artist in Taipei. This happens all the time. If another awesome cartoonist arrived on b3ta, would we say "Get lost, we've got JJ already"?

Furthermore: originality is not the bee-all and end-all. Or rather, the amount of originality in a good post can be quite small and incremental: something unoriginal but well executed can still be very cool. (And for what it's worth, I think wheelybird's posts are well executed).

Copying and 'passing-off' is a different matter entirely. It would be bad if a blatant rip-off, with no originality and no skillful execution (because all the polish is simply copied), was posted as "my original work". (But surely surely surely you don't think that's how wheelybird's art or ideas came about?)

So, this is just my opinion, but: I agree there are similarities among posts by wheelybird, The Neville, etc. But I still think each has plenty of originality. And I can't see that any have been simply copied from any other. As with all opinions, I may be wrong :-)

EDIT: and Happy Birthday! (sorry, I only just noticed, up there ^), and I love your posts too.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# That is very well put.
Hurrah for well written opinions and for the art of reason!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i don't know....
it looks like an alien i saw on star trek once...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I have a nearly cubic head!
*calls the sheriff*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Dry and unfunny text?
That's nicked for a start

Fuck'em, fuck em all.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# You feet stealing fucker! I invented feet!

Please continue in this or any other style you choose.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I invented walls.
So people should either pay me royalties for each wall in their house, or find some other way to hold their roofs up, shelter their interiors from the elements and partition spaces.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I'll be OK
I live in a hollow
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I invented the implementation of an enclosed void
that'll be £10
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I invented money
so I'll have that £10 back
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# i pay four tall slaves to hold up the ceiling in each room
and i've tied long rods covered in bricks to them. looks like a wall but it's not.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# This made me laugh
and seeing as I can still type after my beats I thought I'd say Woo!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Me too....
www.b3ta.com/images/board_posticon.gif
/really goes to be this time
/had enough of trying appear sober whilst emaling lawyers.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I think ..
Picasso might have something to say about that with the features being all topsy turvy ..

And you never know, he might of started the secret sect of web sheriffdom whilst still alive and they could be holding secret documents that will allow them to also hunt you down!

WATCH OUT! They're out to get whatever they can to prove that they have a reason to exist! :o)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# This was based on a dream I had



(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hehe
Lully stuff.
Yay!

:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# ^ This
and this ¬

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# 'Ning Mr Jelly
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day X
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Bir-day Parrot!
Cheers chap!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# this reminds me of their adverts with the tune
"da di da da di da, da di da da di da, da di da da di da, da do do di do"

:D

hmm, I wonder if I get into trouble with "teh man" for putting a tune on a webpage
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Bert Kaempfert's Swinging Safari!
it's OK, I think he's dead so plunder away.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# but what if someone thinks I'm plagarising a performance of it
what then!

I'll be screwed!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Hmmm... *thinks*
I think, under music copyright, you're Ok, as long as it's your own version of it, you don't need permission to perform it, just to record it.

Anyone up for a night of badly jammed Prince songs then?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# so all those people I see on youtube doing that?
are.. doomed?

badly jammed? like.. in a door?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Depends if they make any money off it...
If they DO.... well, they can wave goodbye to it, as the lawyers will swoop down from the skies and, clasping legal rights in their claws take the...

I think I've got a bit sidetracked here... what were we talking about?

EDIT: yes, we shall jam Prince in a door. A small door, obviously.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha!
I like the way he has to swallow
now do a stalking wick ;)
or: THE ADVENTURES OF PREPUCE (he's a bit of a dick)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# For some reason has the same accent
As that Aussie car they had on Top Gear....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# This is Brillzors!
I DEMAND MORE!!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# it's like someone animated the beano
wooyay:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Wow!
Steady on . . .


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I like your thinking
I think it should be done.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# huzzah
smashing
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# yay - but it's not graphic or liableous enough
please add a few more threatening references to the UN.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# well, the word pouftah begins with 'P'
the word pouftah begins with 'P'as does Prince and the characters portrayed are the same size as Prince . . .


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *pokes right in the ethics*
'ningmers
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# you're rude and subversive enough
everyone should try and be more like Debbil.

Ning sweetie - I'm policing the internet!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# hurrah!
*gives donuts*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
brilliant!!
*clicks*

trelly, where's my chair?
I ASKED YOU TO WATCH IT!!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# she watched it all the time I took it home with me

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# ah well,
i have room for my comfysit 2000..
*plugs in*
ahhhhhhh.....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# O_O
I wouldn't have believed it'd fit in there...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# don't underestimate my stretchyness.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I did, the whole time
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Awesome

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# best pixel skinhead evahhhhhh!
also
good beard
also
good 'ning!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha! you and beards!
*puts on Santa beard*

*scurries to lift*


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# your paint anims are just ace
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# needs more swearing
(this is going to get old quick)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# get old?
this idea was born old!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Thankyou and everyone else


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Haha, this gets better the more I watch it.
Here, have #66:

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# \o/


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That is excellent!
I love the detail, like the gold trim on the litter bin, marks it out as a good British litter bin it does, best litter bins in the Empire we 'ave.

Makes you proud to be British it does.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *stands*

*salutes*


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *also stands and salutes*
Where would be be without litter bins?....France!

And where would we be with too many litter bins?...Germany!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha! That's ace!
i love the duffers 'mouth like a cat's arse' expression
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# based on real events!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# wonderful
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Fried

Click here for More

Edit : new improved comedy blink!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# EXTRA MINTCAYKE!
yay

woo yay

:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I like your stuff I do!
*clicks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brill!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# yay!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# His EYES!
His fucking EYES!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# THEY DO NOTHING!
oh, wait...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# it's a fair point...
they're as good as useless now...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaargh talking broom!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sweeps menacingly*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *is swept*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# There ya go, it's not so bad after all!
*continues sweeping merrily*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# WOOooeeeuwuwww... like cooked fish eyes :-\
they still manage a last blink though
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Yay
Daleks are cute!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# That's ace!
woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# this amuse me
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Yay, Tom Baker!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# these
are fucking awesome.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# in your face censorship!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hah! Nice hummus
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *clicks like fury*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# best of all the animal actors!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
i've got to nip out for a bit..
trelly, watch my chair!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Why, what's it going to do?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *yoink*
not fast enough mevrouw trellis

EDITY:NUTS!! not fast enough meneer Spam
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I'll get you trellyyyyyyyyy!!!
*shakes fist*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# And my little dog too?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I'm not so keen on little dogs
what do you have in the way of a wolf hound?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Japanese Akita?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# not just now thanks
I'm still digesting breakfast
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha!
*clicks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
I think next week's compo has started early
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hehe :)

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I found teh web sheriff
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
That's ace!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Did you get your cake?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *speaks with mouth full*
Mmm mmmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

*offers around*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *bites hand off at wrist*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *snaffles slice*
well I baked the thing!

bakedcropped and pasted loads of candles onto
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Thanks muchly
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Pleasure
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *crams more cayke in yer gob-ole*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# CAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKE!
*scoffs*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *bumps Trelly out the way*
N-YOM!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Hey! Share!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *passes candle*


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# \o/ Yay!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# heh
:D

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# OHNOES!
He'll sue you for killing him!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Pfffft :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# good stuff
i just finished reading that thread, what a box of cockbadgers
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Which thread?
I feel I have missed something
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7783272

their website's fucking great though, check out the rogues' gallery. i bet they think they're saving the world, the bunch of twats
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# next week's compo's sorted :)

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# haha!!
thank god people like that are out there fighting for us!
*sleeps soundly*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *enlightened*
What a bunch of arsewipes
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
#
eBay - Liaising with eBay can result in the mass termination of illegal auctions and the identification of illegal vendors. This is particularly useful in stopping the illegal sale of bootlegs and promo / preview copies of CDs and DVDs prior to record and film releases.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
#
Security - Fans post many photographs on the Web (as above) although, disturbingly, one site has a 'Stalking Moby' section. Again, these types of sites can be taken-down and / or the offending content can be removed.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I think this one's meant for us:
Subversion - Subversion abounds on the net and, whilst the above photo / caption aimed at Craig David is probably meant to be humorous, the net is nonetheless the source of numerous hate and obsessive notices. Targeted monitoring of offending / notorious sites is essential.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# ESSENTIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't cross me!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# how dare anyone act or think in a manner that we don't agree with
that's unamerican!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I think it's in the popular payge


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha!!
acers!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# What is a websherrif,
and why is he feared?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# here...
www.b3ta.com/board/7783272

Contains no horses
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Ah.
The blustering web polices again. I wonder when all the crazy Americans will understand that their laws only apply to their own country.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# don't you dare insult the Sheriff!
he saved us all from the nazis'n'stuff! we are forever in his debt and will cut off our own heads if he demands it!
*starts chanting religiously*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I heard that Web Sheriff are teaming up with Mars . . .
*scarpers*


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# And Virgin?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# very nice
... although what does this mean for law and morality on the interweb?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *strips off and runs round teh interwebs all nudey*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *films*
*posts on Youtube*

*is banned for lewd videos*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# talking of nudity on the intarwhebs . . .
have you seen your post count?


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I have indeed!
I'm saving it up for 15,000.

It's gonna be epic \o/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# WHAT!??
Bah!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Tell you what, I'll show you my cock at the pub today.
We'll have to go into the toilets though, I don't want to shock anyone =)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Heh, yeah I thought that too =)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Aww!
But I can't get into the blokes toilets there, they watch me these days so I can't sneak in again :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# no thanks . . . . bird flu . . .


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *gasps*
well spotted!!
come on dad!
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# FIFTEEN thousand, not thirteen!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I'm saving for 15k also
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# post faster!!
the pair of you!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# You know what, I'm reeeeeeeeeeeally busy all of a sudden....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# are you though?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# me first then!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Jessie's is on the way too
and Ives ... the family that nekids together ... shares a cell.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Heh
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Heh, I'm a good way away yet
And don't post anywhere near at the rate Ives does anymore
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# it's not our fault the shopping centre is full of prudes!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I beat you to it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o74UPRJsASA

Yes this is me. and yes probably NSFW!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
did you shoot the deputy too?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Powarr to the peeples!
brill :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# It's not seamy, but...
I just rediscovered these



and



I might rebuild them as web sheriff ones
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Ooh yes please!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# =)
www.seamsltd.com used to have a page about the police...

The link was www.seamsltd.com/police.asp - it's gone now though


/pointless stories
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I remember that one
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful stuff.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha
bloody good
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

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