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#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# haha
the web sheriff approves

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# he does
he just told me
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# :)))
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Pfft...
WooWooWoo - click
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# gayest wolverine ever

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Who hasn't done her!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Popular Prince Time!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# am i the only seeing this?
Free Image Hosting

very quick, rather dirty, but suiting
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# noon!
frankie

edit : oooh top gear on "Dave" now! :D

Bigger version
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Aargh
*reaches for hammers*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# mwahahahaa
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Top Gear's not *that* bad.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Ahaha!
Cheek-teefs.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# best kind of teeth
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# awesome
we need more of this type of thing.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# heheheh
true! i need to make more :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# what is the process you use?
pure photoshop, or do you use 3D at all?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# just photoshop
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# talented git
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Paperclip time!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahahha
this!! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Seriously, you scare me
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# you love it!!
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# wow.
just wow.
*clicks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# far too kind!
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# step 1: F5
step 2: EEEEK!
step 3: "that can only be the Rev."
step 4: reply "Woo! Scaaary!"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
:)

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ^ this, very much

woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Hah
Your scary pictures have no effect on me during daylight hours.
*holds up silver cross just in case*
woo
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hehehehe
but i cant post them at night as i cant stay awake! well till about 2 am then i'm akake again! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# a kake?
*wants kake
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# mmmmm
kake!! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# happy b3taday to you
wouyld you like to share a cup of poo?
happy b3taday Snockerty Friddle
happy b3taday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOU!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# a cup of poo?
oooh
just had one ta
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Shag it, kill it, cook it, eat it
Not necessarily in that order.
Woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahahaha
good plan!! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# crikey!
i hope it flosses
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# i bet it doesnt!
naughty thinggy!! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# yoinks1
Braw!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# thank you
sir! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Lawks!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Ahhh...
Nothing like a wee dose of afternoon Fear to wake you up.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# better than coffee!!
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Oooo
Please do Prince!
This is ace!
Woo!
!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehe
good idea!! Anyone got a good source pic??
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I couldn't find any real big godod ones
I'm afraid.

:s
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# damn it!
:(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# This might do?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# How many times!?!!
Stay the fuck out of my basement!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# but i like stalking you!!
and you have fun stuff down there! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Crikey!
Some poo came out when I saw that.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# well
that's the last time I let you set me up on a blind date.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# it's wrong that I see a cock slipping into that......
thing where a mouth might once have been

right?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahahha
cdc it :D

edit : happy birthday!! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hgappy bg3ta day
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ta
veh veh muchly
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# i'm glad i made it back in time for evil zoidberg!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
good point! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# WAAAAAH!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hehehe
cheers :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Christ!
Some happy lunch break this is!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hehehehe
ta! :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# afternoon all :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *spang*
(woo though)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# ^this
about sums it up.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Eeeeek!
I think that's what came in a UFO last week and drilled my bum.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Excuse my slurring!


Can't type properly so have this!

File name may explain?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Are you drunk now?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# ;D
Shhhhh!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Really, really not quick, but still extremely dirty
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *squints*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *squouts*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *squats*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *squirts*
*cleans up*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *squits*
er ... shit ... can I borrow that cloth cup?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *squeals*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *squashes*
Oh God... that's just making it worse...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *sharts*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *squirrels"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *tits*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# How many?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# S to the I to the motherfucking X

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Six!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I dont't rec(tum)ognise the image....
RIS?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# it rings a bell
but also RIS
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# SORRY!!
TJ: they're making a Dragonball movie!!!!
*spluffs*
*dies*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# You are 6....
FACT! TWICE!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# i love Dragonball
best of all the cartoons
i love dragonball
it's my friend
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# the books are quite good
but the anime series is just booooooooooooringly stretched
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Aren't there about ten of them already?
Seriously, those guys are worse than my mother.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# a live action one!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# which villain?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Picollo, played by james marsden!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# link us to internet words
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ....
*spluffs*
*dies*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# it's going to be shit,
the joy of the anime is that is completely and entirely unrealistic. Live action will ruin this.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# i know,
it'll be enough for me just to see a giant KAMEHAMEHA on the big screen.
i have simple needs.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# erm - whatever
watch the Street Fighter film and come back to me okay...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Now, what I get from what you just said is that the Street Fighter movie was good.
Please can you type a new message that makes sense.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# erm - it had Kylie in it!?!!
the greatest actress the human race has ever produced? ring any bells?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# You are a disturbed young man.
She looks like a horse.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# BEST OF ALL THE...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# well - okay then, you're obviously ghey
so we'll shift the topic of conversation to JCVD... I know everyone knows he can dance like no one else, and that he can do things even God would think are impossible... but who knew he could act and sing like that at the same time!?!?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# and raul julia, we is/was allways great
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# It was good.
You obviously just can't partake in the finer parts of cinematic splendour, like motorboats jumping out of exploding buildings.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# TJ:
*yawns*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# shaddupayourmouth!
*slaps*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# TJ
Hooker
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# checks wallet
nah - I'm a little light.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *cups*
hmm yes, you are a bit
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# how dare you suggest such a thing!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *squeezes*
hmm?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Dragonball - The Movie Part 1: Preparations For The Preparations For The First Fight, Act 1.
Run time 5:34h
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *settles in to watch*
hope my buttocks hold for that long...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hold what?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Wanko will save us.
Go wanko, go!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Stop ripping off Wheelybird!
Woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Sushi!!!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Lo Bilbo!
How do?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# fair dinkum
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Pffft!
*web sheriffs*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I AM THE LAW
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Do you remember the time I fought you?
You won :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# yup....
good times
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# were you
raking cocks in the flottsam?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# hippy bath day
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ta
*old
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# cheer up
I'm 4 1/2
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# drinks wine
cheers up

wasn't glum anyway
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# oh good lord
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Hooray for Wanko!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# silly string!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Mario likes meeat

sorry for bigness, apologies also to Rainbored, who doubtlessly spent ages on this.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# that'll teach him.
he'll repent his evil ways now!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# POT!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# 'lo sexy Pot
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# 'lo!
Ok who are you?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I'm not bad - I'd say about 8.5 out of 10
not bad for a Wednesday.

Also - last night there was a blackout over part of the city and I went up onto Blackford hill and looked out over the city which was mostly blacked out and then I went and walked among the people.

It was great.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha splendid
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# oooh Wanko
how disinterested is your tugging? :/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Its just another job to him.
Unfortunately I appear to have lost his other exploits.

Edit: Yes, apparently photobucket have taken it upon themselves to delete everything on my account without warning.

Edit edit: Oh wait, they have just made thier site weird and hard to use.


EDIT EDIT EDIT: SUCCESS!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

His job has started to depress him.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ahh I see
he clearly enjoyed it more back then
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He is a changed man.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# he's probably got prostate problems too by now
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Well, after you've been at it that long, you get numbed to it I suppose...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# if you twist your mind a little bit
it looks like he's doing it overhand on the off side... which is a powerful technique.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# He pioneered the technique.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# doesn't it bear his name?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# woo
i like it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hooray for peanuts
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Prince is a lie.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# The price is right
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# the poor is righteous
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Cum on down?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
#
? ...s in the special needs bus
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I thik I eed a ew keyboard.
The '' key o this oe is startig to stick.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# a word of caution
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Pulsating pectorals!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
He made me moist when I met him . . . He spilled his drink on me . . .


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *checks*
i've wet myself...
does that count?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Why you toffee mining dwarf!
Hahahahaha!


/wishes he was that good looking really blog
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Bennyhillslovechild:
just when you thought the board couldn't be more ghey
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# D:
... it's not a very hetro picture is all...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# blimey!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Dah, dah dah, da-dah dah da-da-da-da dah, dah dah etc
/dancing pec tune
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Got a fag, f't'baybeh?
f't'baybeh?Your baybeh's gorra fag!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# he made me moist
he left a load of wet towels on the sofa.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahaaa!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Crikey
haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
um... he made me moist when he er splashed me with um the sea
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# oh my goodness
my biscuits are moist
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ah, the old
*spits tea* defence, eh?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# You speak the truth, Mr kick
Mr kick*sniggers*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# wiki wild wild web
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Chortle!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# YES FOR MDMA!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# well stolen from trip magazine there
(I used to subscribe - they had a humourous drug ad on the back of each edition)

/edit/ by which I mean to say DON'T POST OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK YOU'VE JUST NICKED OFF THE INTERNET
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I agree with Debbil
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Does that mean I'm ... I'm ..... moral?!!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# yes
you are a pillock of the community
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# bugger
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Oh dear...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# yum! :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
#
can I touch them? hamtoucher!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# you mean this one?
www.tripzine.com/listing.php?id=mdma_poster

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Haha!
Side effects may include gurning, aching muscles and uncontrollable urges to climb trees before falling out and ruining that perfectly good jacket that I bought just the other day.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# that is a quality FAIL
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# You didn't make this did you?
You don't know how this site works do you?
Please read the FAQ and try again.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# haha nice work!
Hmmmm.... MDMA....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Newbies are cute
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# There are too many hours in the day
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Has the Itallica post
fired any creative neurons for typographical based punnage in your mind yet?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# IVES!
Yer Da bought us a pint of the ol' happy brew!

He's mah bes' mate now!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# awww!
i want a pint!!

he's bought me a pint as well actually!
and i'll make sure he will again... oh yes...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# woo!
yay
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Green?
(woo yay)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Blue?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Red!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# GO!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Multiple Car Pile-up On Busy City Junction
-The Local Express-
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I do hope that this doesn't upset anyone
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# The Web Sheriff should have read this warning...
The BBC warned people ages ago...

"Bear in mind, before you go, that B3ta are potty mouths, and so this is not for the faint of heart."

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/news/2004/10/21/14990.shtml
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# and maybe goatse

/edit: what fucking nonsense
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# maybe goatse man will employ Web Sheriff
then we're all fucked
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I think that may be how goatse got that way in the first place...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# maybe goatse man IS Web Sheriff

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Well, as we all know, he has a BIG rusty sheriff's badge!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Maybe...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# There are a lot of other good stories in the news...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha!!
i remember that!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Ah yes
good times
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Christ!
that was a year ago!

bloody hell ...

/feeling old blog
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Tee hee!
I did a similar one, didn't manage to work his purpleness into it tho: b3ta.com/board/edit.php?id=7784971
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Arf!
Do these people realise that they will probably get ripped to shreds on b3ta?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I imagine they do
and I imagine they'll sue!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# When the DMCA is involved
first someone invokes a take-down order, then the receiver of the order can reject it, giving the raiser 10-14 days (ish) to formally involve the courts in the US to sue the receiver if they want to. If they miss that window then that's it over with
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ...





*chortle*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# haha
cocknose
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Pffft.
Haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hooray!
nose job!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *BOING!*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Haha!
Makes him look sorta Star Trek-ed.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Must.... increase.... hummus....


Kindly excuse the self-indulgent posting of experiments with my new graphic tablet.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# You have new tablet, and you give us Mario?
This is against the rules. CDC plskthx
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ^all of this
Despite the woo nature of the picture.

I DEMAND CDC. *slams fist on desk*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Oops
Please excuse my lack of CDC. Even after much lurking, I am still learning the ways of the B3tan. Is this acceptable?

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# The C stands for 'Crudely'
that's far too well drawn to qualify.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Indeed
The puckered foreskin is too much detail :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Argh!
Okay, okay. Here's a small one, but don't tell anyone.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# lovely foreskin detail
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Three pubes per bollock minimum . . .
try again . . .

Woo! you am a TOP drawist!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# FAR too well done to be a CDC
and yes, it is a tad tricky at first...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Super Ron Jeremy!
Have a woo! Go on ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Hoorah!
Three woos already. Where do I keep them all?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# that's great!
is he on acid or something?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Smack
(tiny pupils)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# no, that's a pedophile
sorry
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# That is ace
although his 'tache looks unsettlingly like a gaping, toothless mouth.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# That is brilliant :D
this is probably the best picture of Mario ever made.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# was there a pichure on the internets of a realisticish mario riding a velociraptor (yoshi)
have you seen it, or did i dream it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# If that picture exists, I must see it.
Google's no help. I did find this though.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# and i, this
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# and this
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
The frog outfits are outstanding.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I concur
I have the big version at home, great stuff
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Tha Ver Nice!
I like it!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Haha
Ace =]
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Excellent!
*click*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# in soviet russia, b3ta sues prince!
woopic:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# In Russia
copyright violates you!

...

etc.

EDIT: Gah! Mindpiss!
EDIT2: Woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# smashing
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# fantastic
as ever
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Utterly superb.
And, to save bumping down, have this terrible, terrible, probably bindun pun.

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# bonghole
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# binghill
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# pfft
thanks for the links mate

wish I'd been around last night
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# last night was truly great
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I AM CORNHOLIO!
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

*clicks*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# pfffft...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# WHERE WE COME FROM, WE HAVE NO BUNGHOLE!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# are you threatening me?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I'm really hoping Disney are a viligant as Prince
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Now with tail. Happy now?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# cooooooooooooooo!!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Where's the fluffy tail?


perhaps here NSFW: www.extremerestraints.com/bunny-tail-butt-plug_440.html (NSFW)

Hello you! *hugs*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# PISS
I forgot it :(

Ho hum. It can be tailless. its got a tail in the original sketch, thats something.

(hello!)

EDIT: Blimey *drops monocle*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I want a croc tail one!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ace linkage sir!

*buys several*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I've been trying to,
but they've been out of stock for ages. :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Sold Out?
So people are actually buying these things?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Of course.
Can't you imagine how cute your wife/girlfriend would look wearing one? Imagine how proud you'd be of her when people openly admired her bunny tail as you were out and about, doing the shopping or catching a train.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I can't imagine the wife really going for it to be honest...
Though I'm sure it would look marvellous...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Makes my own
out of a wine cork and a feather duster
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Impressive...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha ace!
that solves the chrismas presents problem for this year
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Fun for all the family!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# :(
Please note that customs officals of any country are authorized to, and sometimes do open packages for inspection. We cannot accept responsibility for any orders delayed, confiscated or seized by foreign customs or governments.

You can imagine how annoying German customs officials are.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Just imagine how many free butt plugs they must get.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *imagines*
*hopes never to be stopped at the customs for a cavity search*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *sniggers about the double meaning of the word "einführen"* :D

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# cor
likes
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Yeah, you can get ones with curly pig tails too



So I've heard
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Yes.
They're quite cute too. :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Don't see the point myself
Of the tail addition anyway....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Oh dear, have I ruined my good-girl image?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
ahem
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Nah, just made me think that I'm missing out on a lot of life experiences...
;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Extreme Restraints!?!?
What were you looking for when you discovered this little gem?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Butt plugs with bunny tails
Obviously
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# cor
what happened to its tail?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ^I was thinking this =[
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I left it out completely on purpose.
honest.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *Turns on desk lamp*

Now are you telling us the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Sure am
but JUST TO PLEASE YOU I've put a tail in.

Are you happy now? Are you? CHRIST, THE THINGS I GO THROUGH FOR YOU.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Yes!
Bun!
Win!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# nah, they are much worse
they'll suck your blood :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I was wondering why there are no Disney films of vampires..
Must be because it would be a documentary otherwise..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Huzzah!
Draw some more things!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Yes sir mister hamster
(I haven't in ages. Quitting smoking has sapped my creativity. its utterly rubbish.)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Ok, listen up everyone, some quite serious stuff here:

This is a caricature made from parts of Amy Winehouse, Little Richard and a whole lot of Liquify and shade brushing that just happens to look quite a lot like a certain litigious dwarf.

Now, if all of us with Teh Skillz made images similar to (and hopefully better than ) this and then we all replaced all of our compo posts' faces with these made-up-ourselves images, wouldn't that mean the Web Sheriff® wouldn't have a leg to stand on, as we wouldn't be using any copyrighted Ponce pics anymore?


*edit* Well, if my entries get removed like others have been, they shall be being replaced with this image where his head used to be and re-uploaded, and then they can cry if they want to!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Does websherrif have legs to stand on at the moment then?
I thought he didn't

Nice idea though...

EDIT:
I find it odd that we didn't get this sort of grief from the Elvis challenge and they are notoriously letigious when it comes to his Elvis-ness' likeness
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# what's this web sheriff business?
please?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# here
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# thank you
that was most enlightening
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# i doubt elvis
complained.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# He mumbled something about b3ta when I crossed him at the 7//11
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# he can stand
atop my tree shredder!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Is it even Prince
who sent the websheriffs, or have they just taken it upon themselves?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# If they are doing it themselves without the approval of the purple midget then
they will be liable for huge fines. The DMCA specifically states that third parties can be used for DMCA violation investigations and notifications, but the offended party must be the driver behind it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# they don't have a leg to stand
parody and satire are "fair use" under american copyright law
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ^ this
I'm sure I saw a Chapelle sketch where he ripped into Prince, and I'm sure he made money from it, but it's all just a bit of fun isn't it?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I loved that episode
I'm going to find it now and watch it over and over again until Prince cries.

Well, moreso than he must have done after seeing the image challenge entries.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# And there's the excellent Big Train sketch
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Oh really!?
They seem rather serious about it judging from the post Rob put in!

*edit* plus Imageshack and others seem to be removing them anyway...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# SRSLY
I applaud your idea, though.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# As do I
Very nicely done, I must admit =]
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# it looks like a standard DMCA complain form
so it might not even be applicable to the UK.
This is just thretening. The real business starts if you don't cease and desist (and then they have to think wheter they have a case at all. Thretening comes for free)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T
*shakes fist angrily with no intent of violence*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# imageshack et al
are not going to stick their neck out for you. The DMCA tells them that you might land them in trouble, no matter if it's true or not, so they simply prefer to drop you. No big loss for them anyways.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# That is awesome
and what a splendid idea
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hmm.
In America I think you can copyright your image, which possibly includes your likeness. But not in good old Blighty!
Blighty likenesses ahoy!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# In Holland, pretty much everything is permitted
as long as you don't hurt any animals
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Yes.
You have to go to Belgium for that.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Does Prince count as an animal?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# A very seamy one
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# He's a sort of badger. Or maybe a marmot.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# in soviet russia
you get sued by your likelyness
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# haha
I like that idea
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# it's a bit fucking late in the day to back down from the self richeous cunt

the beds been made and we all fucked around in it..deal with it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Who's backing down
It would still LOOK like him...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# so taking down the original posts isn't backing down?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# And where does it stop?
If we had to stop using images of celebrities there'd be a lot less stuff on here.

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# If I was gonna be sued I would take them down, and I will respect Rob if he feels he must
but if we all did this, he wouldn't need to, and all our work can remain, just in a slightly adjusted form that they can't touch anymore.

Works for me!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# As the lawyer representing
Amy Winehouse Little Richard and Adobe I don't recommend it . . . C];0)

Woo!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ahaaha
Are they still getting angry then?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Rob should sue
For emotional distress caused by their email. Or get someone to threaten to sue on his behalf.

I have thought about registering the domain names webdeputysheriff.com and ishotthewebsheriff.com but have never been arsed to do so....plus they might threaten to sue me
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# websheriff.org.uk
is still available ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# It's just not the same...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Aw!
He does look sad!

Well, it was just an idea...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I might change my compo one anyway.
He looks like a rather more retarded version of the O.T.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Just couldn't get the song out of my head
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# fortunaschwein!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# knickerdamp!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# sounds like a footie insult

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Haha!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Most disturbing thing I ever learned
Was that this was my grandmother's favourite joke....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# 'noons Mrs.
At least she had a sense of humour!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# She did
Noons, and thanks again for the wallpaper :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You are most welcome
:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# your grandma used to tell one about a wanking prince symbol?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Something along those lines
My grannie was excellent
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Why, does she float?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Blatant abuse...
..of the Snow White image!

Go directly to jail, do not collect £W00.00
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Walt Disney
is probably turning in his grave
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Walt Disney...
is probably turning burning jews in his grave
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Scottish joke: Wha's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?


Bing sings and Walt dis'nae
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Go directly to jail, do not collect £W00.00
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Disney are worse than Prince...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*phone's Snow White's lawyers*

Woo!


(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)

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