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[challenge entry] ahh, that´s where he is now...


hellooo clareeece!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Arf!
That earns a huzzah!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# that's nicely shopped there
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# pff!
i always knew there was something sinister about him!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# good evening..
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# THAT'S NO MOON!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# that's
that's... that's
i don't know
i'm a bit afraid now
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# This is truly a great night
*no reason*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# what...the fuck..?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I for one welcome our new tentacled overlords
woo piccy :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Looks like
my ex-wife's fanny!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# nasty
i think i know her ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Aaahahahahaha!
Weak!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# that's great
i clicketh thee
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# That's either really really big and about to swallow Earth
Or it's tiny and about to attack the cameraman.

Both are rather bad situations, so before the planet gets destroyed, have a woo.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# woo!
moon jellies rock!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# super fucking ace yes
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Thats truly terrifying...
And it reminds me to get on with my guide to interstellar war. Woo!

*I can see where you cloned your stars!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Thanks for the woo :)
*so can I. but I'm too lazy to fix it today.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Needs more Noodly Appendages!
www.venganza.org

but very woosome!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)
# uncircumcised willies
under a cast iron pot?

That's rather good, actually :)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# It's ALIVE!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:56, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# O.O
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# a little too dark?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# a smidgen :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Not atall.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# racist.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Damn you!
I'm too slow!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# My work here is done..
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I lied.
It wasn't all.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# oh yoou
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I find this offensive
My cot died very recently. Twas not funny.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# 0-0
that's fair enough then!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Speccie git.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# c64 communist!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Some prefer to migrate in style
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# \o/
hurrah!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# :D
fantastic
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# ^ this
i call 'fake plastic elephant' though
edit: threadjack. i love the pointlessness of the graph on this page
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Hello
"This is Fake Plastic Elephant. How may I direct your call?"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# "I'd like to make a trunk call, please"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Pow pow pow!
I like to imagine he's rocket powered too : )
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# That would be his brother

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# yaaaaaay
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# :)
He looks so happy
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# :D
Incredible!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# he's a rocket 'phant,
burning out his fuse up there alone
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# You again?
Where've yah been?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# hiding
from spyware and getting pissed ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# :D
Aayayayaya!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# i am now virus-free
unfortunately, i am alcohol-free, too :(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I have Jaegermeister!
I'll email some.
:D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# mmmm beer..
i'll take it into the bath with me, i've heard it makes good shampoo. my hair feels like there's something living in it. then again, i haven't washed it since thursday...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# BEER? WHERE?
Have a nice swimmman :)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I love your profile.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# YOU'VE GAYED UP THE WHOLE THREAD NOW.
Clean it up.

:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# You fucking WISH I was gay. You big poof.
I especially like the killerkitti bit.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Ooohhh burn.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Now now boys
Kiss and make up!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# *sulks*
www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/obscured.jpg

*click*
You should make a desktop version of this!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I endorse this
'endorses'
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I once posted it in a new thread
in its current state.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# a learning curve?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Pretty much.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# By your command
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# nice~!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# woo!
that parachute looks a bit on the small side.

edit: have a skydiving turtle

original:
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Helium filled elephant
Helephium, if you will.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# winehouse?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Durty Turtil...
he's transfixed on the ol' boobsies.

Well done!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Likey!
It's probably the same elephant that was trampolining on /links last week.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Pinky and Perky. Guests of honour at the local hogroast.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Mmmm...
Ham.......
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# HAM!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Bunch of fucking hamtouchers =]
Arf + dinnah tiem.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# TO THE RESCUE!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# HAAHAHAHA TO THE RESCUE
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# INSTAWIN.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I AM LOST FOR WORDS
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# haha, what's the sauce?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I searched for 'flying cat' in youtube
then did a quick frame by frame grab*

'borrowed' it from youtube and sneakily GIF'd it

=D


'edit' Here ya go youtube.com/watch?v=u-SMbblxhpM it's a rather cute story on it's own
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# tanks
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# YES
THIS IS WIN
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# My eyes....
are buggered now...


(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# OHHH SHHIIIIIII-
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I'm seeing double!
Four Krusty's!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Hurh?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# christing fuck
that shouldn't hurt like it does

edit: think of this as an oblique woo
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Is this animated?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Odd face thing
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# This makes me think MC Escher
Have a woo.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# What songs did he do?
Ba-dum tish!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# MC Eschizzle in da hizzouse?
Also, very woo =]
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# they called him
mc2 'cos he rapped like no other
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# They called me
MPoo2 because I crapped like no other.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Well you can't spell "crap" without "rap".
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# ace.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# you have The Draw
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# like it :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# cool!
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] No more Local Heroes anymore
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# He could be cycling down Fort Street
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# haha
He only did it because the clothes weren't attention grabbing enough.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# He should be arrested anyway.
Also, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMULATING SEX WITH A BICYCLE?!

Bloody political correctness gone MAD.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# You cannot wank behind a locked door if somebody wants to secure entry with a master key,
don't you know anything?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Let's see what's behind door number two!
OH SWEET JESUS, PUT IT AWAY
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ^This
It's insane!
If a guy wants to make sweet love to his faithful bicycle, far be it from us to stop him.
That's like arresting someone for sleeping with a fat hairy woman.
"I wouldn't do it personally therefore it's illegal" is not a good reason for arresting someone for having a wank.
Besides, it's not as if he was hurting the bike! What if it enjoyed it, eh?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# evening


Damn this took a long time. sketched it out on paper, scanned it in, vectorized and colored.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# She's got no nose!
(rather good though)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# How
does she smell?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# BUM!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# oh hm.
I added one in, but must not have been in the version i uploaded.

terrible!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# She's lully!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Dodgeball, is it?
*throws balls*

Nicely done!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# I like your style!
woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Cute
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Is she's related to Jeremy Beadle?
nice though
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Up with
this sort of thing.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Ace!
well worth the effort :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# dunno.....
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# is he an exterminator?
you know, big feet... for crushing the cockaroachies. Or maybe he's a carpenter, hauling around that massive wood and what not.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# come on, the liquify tool is sooo cheap

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# suppose
..
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# This is shit. It's not even able to be compo'd.
This has nothing to do with it.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Ouch!
Ok, I admit it is rather shite.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Don't mind him
The liquify tool is great if you want to change him into something else, like what kixos does
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Sorry - daily dosage to nazism to keep me (in)sane
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# don't be a prick
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Sorry.
But in fairness, it's nothing to do with the compo.
And it's just a distorted version of a normal picture with a pice of poo drawn on it.
It's like me posting this in a new thread:
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# go for it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I was so hurt by your comments *
that I defaced the original with a jobby...






*actually, I couldn't give a fuck
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a little compo entry
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# you spelt weirdo wrong
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# pfft.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Aww
look at his rosy cheeks.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Bosco ftw.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# needs more monobrow
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I declare my love for this
to be this big.

*unzips*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# RUN BOSCO, RUN!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I can top that!
*unbuttons pyjama flaps*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Your onesy has flaps?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# No, but if they did, I'd unbutton them!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# SENSATIONAL!
I have question. Midnight trips to the loo: how?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# With or without flaps?
Without, you just pull them down, obviously.
With, you'd unbutton them, I'd imagine.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# That's quite a bit of work
Flannels ftw then.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# <3
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
# BEJEAUSUS!
That's Bosco, so it is.
To be sure!

Little Guinness drinkin' rapscallion.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# A reworking of a 'classic'.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# yay! i've missed your work!
i like this!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# That is beautifully animated,
and sickening.
So well done on both counts.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# good lord
this makes me feel rather ill

I think it's the shade of brown that does it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# It's that tubgirl/chip shop curry colour
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Never eating chip shop curry again....
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# i don't think i've eaten chip shop curry since i was a student
it loses its appeal when there's no heavy drinking beforehand
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# the chinese down the road does it well...
I'll quite often pop down for a big portion of chips, rice and curry, with some battered chicken...its awesome, and I don't need to eat for a week afterwards
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# YOU WILL!!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# With incentive like this
How could I refuse?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I was going to have him emerge with a hamster in his teeth
or with his bowels hanging out.

or both.

So be thankful I got bored. :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# JESUS FUCK! IT'S BUTTERS!
ALARM, ALARM, ALARM!

Smoothly animated, there.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# wow
amazing
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# it's the expression at the end that makes it
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome as always!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Nice to see your stuff again
woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaahaha
can't stop laughing here. Blimey that's woofully repellent :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# hello again
i have missed you
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# you never say that to me!
*flounces off in a huff*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# i haven't seen you return in triumph recently though
otherwise i would, you great daft tit
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha
No....I have no triumph, and only a very small winky.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# That's rather good
*clcik*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# 'mazin'
::D:D:D:D:D:D:DD
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# \o/ YAY \o/
teh return of butters!!!

:D

*cleek*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Butters!
Haven't seen you on here in an age, good to see an animation true to form.

Although: Eeew.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# he-hey. super
what is he saying at the beginning?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# He's Saying--
"Teh fug did I EAT last night?"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# chips + curry sauce.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# He's taking deep breaths
before he goes in.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaaa!
top stuff!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# This scares me
And grats on getting on Totally Viral!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Woo!
This is very VERY nicely done!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Woo!
Lovely. This is why the Times calls b3ta 'frequently scatological'. Quite, quite wonderful.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# 'frequently scatalogical'
is the second best description i've seen of this place
after the dave green's 'puerile digital arts community'
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Yay Butters!
Had he stretched his botty and then shoved his head up you would have been able to do a goatse AND tubgirl.

I'm glad you didn't :)
*clicks*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# astounding trick!
most clickable!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# The term is "lully"
And just the right shade of brown too.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# gahahaha. i love how he preps himself first.
woo yay click.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# awesome! :o
*clicks furiously*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Holy hell
that is fucking brilliant.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# This past week, I was just thinking
...that I have not seen something buttery in a long time.

WOO!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Always thought he looked rather odd...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# has something good ust started on tv?
the board appears to have died
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Don't worry!
I'm still here.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# phew.
what?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# that's hilarious
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Andy didn't speak to Ted again after the baby was born.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Andy didn't speak to Ted again after the baby was born.
Andy didn't speak to Ted again after the baby was born.

(compo it)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Cheers
now compod
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# :)
i'm going to pretend to be too young to get it though
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# seeing is believing...


... new girlband concept.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# excuse me mate,
can i have a go on your daughters?

(especially the one on the right)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# **uses as evidence against you in court**
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# ah well
i can't imagine prison food is any worse than the staff canteen
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# you've got me there
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# you're setting your sights a bit high, aren't you? ;)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# well, they're very young
maybe i could overpower them
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# they're just the right height to disable you with punches to the testicles
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# my secret fetish!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# that explains how i got spunk on my fist
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# quote of the day
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# God, that ALWAYS happens to me!
I really should stop trying to find a date in the Karate Club's creche.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I just put a pillow under my dog's head
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# awwww
bless
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Had to be you.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# i wandered around
and finally found
somebody who
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# could make be be true
could make me be blue
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# could make me be glad
just to feel sad
thinking of you
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# you're not very good at smothering dogs are you?
you've done it all wrong!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# aww
Your dog is so cute!!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Why am I looking at your pillow?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Achievement Unlocked: Raise Sleepy Dog Comfort
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# what is the next ability?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# sucking yourself off

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *casts +10 loop-of-spluffing*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Why are you looking at your dog?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# He was by my feet.
And I was staring at my feet
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# your dog has no class
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# needs more stripped pine
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# blue-creme burmese?
even if not she/he is beautiful!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# no, just generic 'cat'
my mum's, actually. her picture. her poncy farmhouse kitchen, including aga (not pictured)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# awwwww - still a nice looking cat

nice kitchen too!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# *watches for hours with quiet satisfaction*
cats eating happily is always a relaxing scene
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I AM EATZ UR GRAPES
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Awwwww
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# is this shopped?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# as far as i can tell, it isn't
there was that documentary about them
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# "A" is for "Arian"
youtube.com/watch?v=wjGBIp1v_5o
fucking nazi redneck parents
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# no, i just adjusted the size and color...
these girls are for real!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# i believe the correct reply is:
"quick! tell the internets!"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# they were black to begin with?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# actually, they escaped the "if black was white" compo, didn't they?
*waits for shoppage*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# is this even shopped?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# im feeling very wrong at the moment
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# OMG
nazis!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# old news
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Blue_%28duo%29

...or did you shop anything in that picture?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# not feeling so wrong now!!!
Fucking rednecks!!!

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# if you fuck a redneck
do you have to make them grits in the morning?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Tesco value Olsen twins?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# pfft
*waits for shoppage*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Right wing values Olsen Twins
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# how long
before tesco runs a ad campaign based around "tesco values"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I worked at Tesco in my late teens
don't eat any fruit or veg that doesn't come in packets. Trust me on this.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# hahah
well

unfortunately.. the packeted stuff ...

is worse :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# hehe
non legal nazi twins

now there's a google search :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# even works :)

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# hahahah oh god!
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# christ
:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# You rang?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# no, i hooted
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Mictowl?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# ning
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# evenin squire
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
NICE
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# you fucker
i popped into your profile and ended up taking an online poll

somrthing i abhor
(it turns out i'm 22, which is 10 years out)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# you're pretty mature for a 12-year-old
/obvious
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# All sorts of weird and wonderful things happen in New Zealand!
Ning!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# How could you tell it was new zealand? :o
Here is a wallpaper sized version, in the unlikely event someone wants one.
It looks better at full size.


Click for bigger (239KB)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# YOU'RE MY DESKTOP NOW
DAVE
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# because I have only ever had Kiwis tell me about "cuttle grids"
same how they like to have have....


THOSE CRAZY KIWIS!

(actually if I was to guess the location of the picture I would have to say in the UK somewhwere)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Yes it's in the UK, but it's from a site called kiwifence.co.uk!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# AHA!
Do I get a prize?

I'll collect it when I get back from the post office in 20 minutes:)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Awww
How will it nyom that tasty hedge-parsley now?
Perhaps a sadistic budgerigar is taking the photo?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# It's always those budgerigars
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# That evel bird is cute!
It sorta looks like my bird except with red eyes...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahahah WHAT
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Oh good lord!
Painful, painful punnage on the board tonight...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Sorry!
:P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Oh don't act like you don't love every second of it =P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# From the file name, I see what the pun was supposed to be
But I thought it was a cattle squid.

Woo!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# haha
I'll save that for the sequel
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha!
It hurts! :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# OMG
octopus!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# OOF!



(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# ooooof!
is that the shadow of the quo in the background? :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# AW IT CRYIN
*comforts sad squid*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# He who scares cats must be obeyed
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I'm not a cat, but I think I'll just obey that anyway

*fears*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# does he have a goatse patch on his hoodie?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# He has a b3ta one..
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# no,
on the back of his trousers
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# He can
harness the dark power of goatse,
it is fact, it's how he gives the fear
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# o_o

(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Does he scare then with his Pie-eating ability?


(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Weird! :s
Have a pearoast for the compo:
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I made a suggestion to JJ earlier.
And anti-censorship poster; Rabbits with tits.
"Censorchip Down"
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# The pun, the pun!
Oh the humanity!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I hope he takes it on board!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# So long as we don't have to listen to that bloody song
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Which?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# the creepiest kids character
ever
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Woah
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Image challenge.


Buh da dada! dada da da!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *click*
i like
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Reply Post
hahaha

fuck, i'm a little tipsy, it took four goes to type that subject line
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Oh dear.
Are you not as drink as I thunk you are?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# TRY HARDER

oh, and HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# with Sexing!
yes!

*waves fist in some kind of sign of success manner*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# 1. aquire body
2. insert booxe
3. aquire willing female
4. Sexings
5. Pregnancy

N.B. unless step 2 is completed, step 5 may not occur
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Tell me more about booxe
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# yes, tell us again, human!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I have done all these!
See profile for more details.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# congrats
i've managed it twice

i think i'm going to give up now though
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I AM SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Truly*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# I FOUND BABBY MADE
IN THAT PORTUGAL, INNIT!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Hehehe
he's not the only one
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Lol!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# More than meets the eye.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# HOT!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Why is that robot shitting on a cake?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# It's robot pie
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Mmm...
nutty
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Its not a pie!
It's a Flan{ge}!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# LOL YOU IMPLIED IT WAS A HAIRY MINGE
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Cunt.


(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# No i implied it was a flange.
A flange can also be a plate or ring to form a rim at the end of a pipe when fastened to the pipe (for example, a closet flange). A blind flange is a plate for covering or closing the end of a pipe. A flange joint is a connection of pipes, where the connecting pieces have flanges by which the parts are bolted together.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# zoom-a-zoom!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Isnt that one of Angelina Jolie's many kids?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# nah
just some cute japanese kid off google
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That kid is quite adorable
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# ahahhaaa!
phwoar
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Thanks spacey!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Needs more sussies!!!



(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Haha!
Good thinking!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Excellent. If not a touch disturbed
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# That's me!
*twitches*
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

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