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Had to do something to vent my hate......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

I understand you don't like it then?

;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

I HATE it, purely because it could have been FANTASTIC…..

But, rather than iron out all the kinks, they release it early to hit the Thanksgiving holiday; when the Yanks do all their Christmas shopping.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

was to expect really

with console gamers feeling like beta testers (just like their PC equivalents) lately...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

Ah bugger, I was hoping it would live up to the hype

back to Bioshock for now anyway

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

I do think its fantastic

Currently playing through it for the second time

(Long time lurker, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

Serves you right for having the Xbox version! ;)

Control methods, and everything are very good on PS3, if only slightly repetitive

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)

oh JJ..

there's a whole world waiting for you out there!!!
put down your controller and-
oh crap, it's raining..
never mind..
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

Just play MI again! I Yam!

BTW Have you ever drawn the SA-Team . . . ?

I Yam getting onna playne foo!
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

Will you ever stop

hoping that he will draw it for you special like?

;)

It would be awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Is that how you spell elaborate?

i like that thou - i won't be playing it thou

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

Is that how you spell though?

I won't be spelinge it howeffer
JOOOOOOD!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

i don't know

i've always spelt it with an o for some reason

tell me dave, am i wrong?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

you spelled elaborate correctly

you spelled though incorrectly
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

Good, And the lovely Jolly Jack has changed it too

nice to be of service

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

Lovely, but a touch huge....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

if you want to touch something hu...

actually, I'm just not going to bother saying that.

Carry on

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

*giggles some more*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Poor JJ

I had heard this ... which is a shame becaus eI'll be finished oblivion in a few hours so I need a new addiction, which will have to be BioShock now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

finished

Oblivion?

Huh?

*does not compute*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

well - yeah ... okay

I'll have done the main quest and all the guild quests... and the shrines... and ... be master and champion of everything ... and ... and ... if I do download the expansion pakcs I think I may end up, you know, cracking under the pressure of teh unreality of it all...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Yeah

It got boring way before the end. Who'd bother to finish it?

I finished it in about a week actually. Meh.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

yeah

I'm about 156 hours in and the honeymoons coming to an end like. I just want to squash the life out of it so there's no temptation to come back or -- worse still - start again from the begining.

!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

but soon - hopefully - it'll be game over man

game over

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

The expansion packs really don't help, either.

Because everything else is finished, the world just seems hollow apart from whatever pointless mission.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

Good

-- I want my evenings back.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

true

although the shivering piles or whatever is mildly diverting

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

You've got sticking power.

I got bored because although you level up and get better kit, so do all the baddies in-line with your progress, so it sort of all cancels out, no point.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

yeah - I'm a bit of a noob at this sort of game

so I still take pleasure from it - but I find it dead anoying that you can go anywhere at almost any time and it makes very little difference, in fact higher levels are easier because you have better stuff.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

Bioshock is rather good indeed

and cheap now - picked mine up for £20 2nd hand

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

Are you surprised?

The sole buzz about this game for the last three months has been "OMG! The producer is a woman!".

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

Actually not that uncommon, either

women producers

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

I thought that too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

My flatmate's locked himself in his room for the past 3 days to play that game.

He sneaks out every few hours to stock up on pro plus and tissues.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

hahahahaha

I love you in the face :D

the begger is spot on...I've started to just rag doll the fucks about

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

They're not as bad as the loonies....

....who only seem to lash out at YOU.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

haha I just met those cunts :D

only got the game on Sunday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

Christ.

What is it that makes appreciation of manga and living your life through virtual worlds go hand-in-hand?

*goes back to playing on the Wii*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Ah yes, the old 20 flags in 3 minutes thing

is frequently a way to ruin otherwise amusing games.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

Are you

playing on PS3 or XBox?

(hotrodzombie, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

I think he's on an XBox..I'm on a PS3

so It looks like the XBox version sucks ass, and the PS3's is full of win

*starts the fanboy wars*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

European-release 360 is backward compatible with its predecessor.

*wins war*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Mentions XBox...

...*loses war*

Still, you have got talent in the drawing stakes ftw. ;)

(hotrodzombie, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

PS3 version rocks, so problems must just be a Red Ring of Death thing

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

I can't believe...

...that despite everything you post on here, you STILL have time to play games.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

This looks like the job for me!

... damn, actually it's a "Polar Year" Fellow. And I had the bear suit ready and everything.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Who did the what now

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Haha, that sounds like the best job EVAR!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

Coo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

pffft!

i like the choice of salery..
ummm... i'll take option 2 please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

heh

I think _they_ get to choose what to offer, not you.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

i've got a koala suit!

will that do?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

works for me

*feeds eucalyptus*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

yummers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Is it koala-coordinated?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

very good

but technically those are colour coordinated koalas.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

'ningles boils and ghouls. This is going to be the last weekly post as I don't think it'll be warrented anymore.

Load of wank from both Zoo and Nuts (I must have missed last weeks as Zoo has one the size of a postage stamp in this weeks).
From now on I'll be posting these on the first Tuesday on the month.
This week blissfully free of horses. Oh how I laughed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

I still think you should post more than just those pages.

I mean, the images they've stolen were already posted at some point.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

Okay. I've painted my foot for you. Is that better?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

Much.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

I told you about zoo last week

but you didn't listen ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Quite right I didn't

What did you say?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

save yourself the money

looks like that page is about to bite the dust.
*glees.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

does that mean we beat THEM for a change!

yay!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

i'm surprised nuts readers

understand the word cyan

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

maybe they know Bob Marley's "Eyein' Lyin' Cyan"

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

Of course they do.

This week the lovely Cyan got there jugs out for our readers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

cyan jugs

blue tits?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

hah!

I remember walking into one of the site offices on a job in Birmingham with my co-worker and spotting a copy of Nuts on the desk and saying
"Fuck me, what kind of twat actually buys this shit" only to then spot about 10 humungous neanderthal Welsh steel erectors at the far end of the room
reading the very same magazine and not looking very pleased.
:D

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

They'll probably

try to rent it from blockbusters.

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

no real reason

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Cool!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

I just read your top tip...

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

Fantastic!

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Cheers!

Wasp Box says it's cheating ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

pfft

next he'll be saying that using layers in paintshop is cheating....... :)

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

ve believe

in nothing Lebowski

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Madness!

More of this sort of thing!

_{Afternoon, board.}

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

Quickndirtylikeyourmum etc

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

Is that an occasional table?

*dies a little inside*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

you thought it so we don't have to

... way to take one for the b3ta team!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

I couldn't decide

If it was periodic or not.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

*starts countdown*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

consonant please

Carol

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

*spluffs*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

that is another thing that confuses me

"sometimes not a table"

or is it some very middle class "oh jochasta! I've put your herbal tea on the occasional table, with ONE hobnob!" type thing

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Jochasta!?

is that a mild Arabic swear?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

it may be

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

a small scottish astronaut.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

helloes!

*smooshings*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

*happy times*

I thought perhaps you might have gone ... I've no seen ya in ages

*glees*
*dances*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

not yet

just been 'puterless at home and 'training' (= watched) at work :(

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

*more dancings*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

I'm fine thanks you door knob

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

alright dick splash - I clicked the wrong reply is all

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

*carefully unchecks friend link*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

but you get so many friends for the price of one!

and they're all such colourful characters!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Farmer Simon:

! There's trouble up field!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Father Simon:

! There's trouble up spire!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Fireman Simon:

! There's trouble up pole!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Simon the jovial village idiot:

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG my eyes!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

Councilor Simon:

the rumours about financial irregularities are completely unfounded.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Doctor Simon:

! There's trouble up yon colon!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Police Inspector Simon

! There's trouble 'pon beat!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

*hug* *hug* *hug*

*giggle*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Simon the gigolo:

there's about to be trouble...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

medium rare, ta

haha 'dick-splash'!
*is transported back to school playground*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

an occasional table

is for Occasions, such as to display the Belgian truffle gateaux Tarquin's 3rd birthday party

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

yes well, tarquin better enjoy his belgian truffle gateaux

because daddy has been working "overtime" at his job in the city, so that's the name of your secretary? "Time!"

*downs 8 bottles of pimms* and runs off crying

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

I like terrible puns, the more painful the better

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

okay

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

hahahaha

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Like this?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

hahahahahaha

exactly like that :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

since we're at it...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

this is only tu one

where's the other two tu tu's

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

if you insist... :)

*toot toot*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

yay!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

TOO LATE!

I'm already married . . .

You'll LURVE thisun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Fucking hell

I can't believe I waited all that time for teh punchline, and you deliberately panned it out for as long as you possibly could :|

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

*blinks*

you can't believe that I made it as PAINFUL as possible . . . ? you don't know me!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

ahahahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

The one that got away *whistful sigh*

hahahaha, you drew that one out long enough.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Really?

(duck Quack !, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

Oh good laaaawd, that one hurt :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

*spangs to death*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

I'm going to bookmark this thread.

So much brilliance.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

pffft

bindun, but then again, what hasn't :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

Zak McFlimby

did temporary traffic lights that changed into an occasional table . . .
the clever arse!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

...and I'll bet he did it very well, too

*shakes fist*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

Something like this perhaps?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

strangely hypnotic

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

harharharrr :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

oh dear

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

*SPANG*

│║▌║█║▌║
│║▌║█║▌║

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

This makes me want to drive sharp objects into my eyeballs.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Big Cheif Face like side of bus.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

I'm learning to speak Red Indian . . .

It's easy when you know How!

Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

I know how too!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

Am I the only person who thinks

Carol Vorderman behaves like a drunken auntie nowadays?

(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Ha ha!

It looks like David Lee Roth

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Older and wiser...

...but he never lost any of his skills.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

number one super guy! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Penriffic!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

This merits so much more adulation than it is getting

woo, click, etc, etc.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

(Prawnsoda posted this on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

face cream

pfffft!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

Far too fluid

I mean

Is that what it looks like, cos I wouldn't know....?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

after the 5th shot, yes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

you need to see an opthalmist

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

Ophthalmologist perhaps?

Optometrist?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

eye doctor

...and less insubordination matey, or it's the paddle for you

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Promises promises

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

ok bosun, hold her down..

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

*holds her bosuns*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

pfffffft!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Wahey!

Who's the bosun?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

that'll be me too

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Fantastic

*submits*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

*spanks* *whips* *kisses it better*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

don't ask me to post

if you don't want me to see!

I just walked into something far too disturbing for a family affair.

(chrissizmissiz likes the coffee Revels, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

*giggles*

B3ta, meet my little sister :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

is it "bring your family day"?

*waits for ives' mum*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Highly irresponsible elder sister

introducing her to an environment like this.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

it's like real life

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Nah

just come in his other eye . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

angry pirate

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

*kicks in shin*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

harrrrrr

that be mi wooden leg!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

dammit

now I've got a splinter

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

it REALLY hurts

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Twig's got a splinter?

Oh the ironing . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

arrr

poor lad be thee sez I. I'll get Wooden Face John The Scurvey Sea Rat o' The Spanish Main to have a look at it with his vanity case.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

But the right colour.

Do you know, I've never seen proper white jizz except in porn? NEVER.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

It's the bones they put in the food

What? If it works for dog shit....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

what colour have you seen?????

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

all the colours of the rainbow!

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Captain wow's partner needs to get to a clinic QUICKLY

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

or stop sticking felt tipped pens up his bum

but who can resist doing that?

*squirms*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

big fat magic markers

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

see through.

On pretty much every bloke I've ever been with, and due to going to Aylesbury's equivalent of St Trinians, that's quite a significant amount.

Well, see through to slightly milky. Never proper white though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

there are white bits in it

apparently

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

I've not looked *that* closely, it has to be said.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

erm....neither have I

damn!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

tie their hands behind their back and don't touch them for a week or two

that'll help :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Like I could do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

well part one maybe

part two???? about 5 minutes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Mmmm, baby, you smell so

salty

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

and your face seems to have 'dried'

into one expression of distant bluryness like someone's put vaseline in my eyes again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

it sells well in Nagasaki

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

anti-radiant too?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

Bukkake...

...dès homme.

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

surely it's

dès homme dès homme dès homme dès homme dès homme pour femme

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

or maybe

dès éléphant pour femme?

*has poor command of the language of the cheese eating surrender monkeys*

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biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

I have an almost limitless supply...

...but you need to wait ten minutes or so in-between applications.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

ppffft..HA

class :D

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

...

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

In all good corner shops now...

(

Ninj, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

topical

:)

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

you mean you rub them on?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

I mean they have the taste of mango and pineapples.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

'Ave I got Ting for you! Tropical news quiz . . .
That's on my hummus list!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

*can't wait*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

'tis shoppery beyond

my meagre means I'm afraid . . .
most of the 200+ ideas are . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

freebs is a whore

he'll do it

:)

~~whore~~ tallented bastard

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Lets assume he has!

WOO! Yay! Thass ACE freebs!

COO! FP!! ACE!
Excellent hummus!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

YAY

WOO YAY FREEBS

HOOPLA hooray for Freebs woo hoo yay hoopla panowie

*sets off fire works*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

I don't like marrofat peas

I really don't understand what's going on with them

if you boil them for more than 5 seconds all the skins come off and the inside turn to mush

no doubt some nutter will say "that's the point of them motherfucker" to which I say shall "peas should not detonate!!"

I need sleep

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

how to grow a plant from a cutting...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

flippin ace

*clicks like a mofo*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)

hahahahaha!!

that is equally excellent and terrifying!!
*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)

hahah!

nice

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahahaha

reminds me of your excellent lamp post plant picture. great work.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

I was thinking that!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

top drawer

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Titchmarshed!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

It's just a flesh wound!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

'ello you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

'Ello you

How's it going?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

:) not too bad so far this week

aside from the mountain of work, all going well. Hope the same can be said for you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

hmmm . . .

How can someone who can't spell 'going' and 'same' be so shit hot at scrabble . . . ?
Hahahaha! FAT FINGERS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

Because he cheats

We all know this to be fact

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

I long suspected TPMA

peering over his shoulder . . . C];0D
Hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

slow keyboard...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

W*rk is mountainous as Nepal

But my boss is off, so doesn't know if I'm doing it or not. So I've got scrabble on the go :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

hahaha, fair play :)

I'm awaiting Dave to make his moves at the moment

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

I'd play you again

But I take defeat badly

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

awwww, don't take it badly, it's always fun playing with you...

/has just realised what he's said, but refuses to edit it...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

I like a Giggler...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

yeah, soz, I'm dead slow

soz I'm dead slowI can't get on at w . . . and I don't get much user-time at home
and I've got three fecking 'i's

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

hehehehe, very nice indeed :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

The third frame confuses me;

it took me ages to work out what I was looking at and I still don't understand how it matches the second frame.

Last panel is win.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

haha

Straight to FP, do not pass popular page, do not collect 200 clicks

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

how unusual!

(for most people!)

(

spacehog, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)

Bloody Spaniards...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

Wow

is that from Cities of Gold? I loved that.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

this ^

haven't seen it on dvd yet...

'edit' oOoh, it's getting a release
www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3337194/Mysterious-Cities-Of-Gold/Product.html

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

SEBAAAAAAASSSSTIAN!!!

It never, ever, ended. I started watching it as a kid, and think I must have left school before it finished.

It truly ran for ever. Unlike Neverending Story. Lying bastards.

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)

It did, didn't it?

It was like a shit version of War & Peace

edit: I tell a lie, only 39 episodes.. I suppose that seems like an eternity when you're a kid

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

it's probably still going to this day

though i expect the workrate's dropped off a bit due to apathy

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

hmm

don't remember that one...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVNZ-cghz0

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7803700

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

Bless you.

Poor thing!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mysterious_Cities_of_Gold

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

ooo

i must've been out playing when that was on...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

OoooOOOooo...

...get you and your "friends", with your "Space Hoppers" and "Hula Hoops".

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOH *sings*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

MY EARS!!!

MY BEAUTIFUL EARS!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

*Fills ears with molten gold*

there you go squire, problem sorted

*dusts off hands*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

did you say something?

wait...

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
IT BURNS!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

ah yes, did I forget to mention the mild side effects?

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

*smolders*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)

Haha, awesome.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

hey Captain

I forgot I was your master of torture- anyone need spanking?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

Oi, I'm the Senior Punishment Executive!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

but I am the MASTER

so that makes you my subordinate.
Stay behind for some training

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

Sounds good to me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

oh crap...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

oh goody!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

she needs NO training

if she knows more she will be unstoppable!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

Quiet you

*spanks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)

needs more cat o' nine tails

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

stop giving her tips

I'm all red and sore

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

some people pay good money for this

I deserve a consultation fee at the very least

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

I always do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

I'll be right over

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

You is well old! ;)

*cities of golds Doctor When*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

haha

following cities of gold, they branched out to other cities...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

Haha.

Dirty Latinos, Hot For You.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

ong

"Estebahn! Estebahn!"

"Zia! Zia!"

That show ran for like 200 hundred years :)

"Big gold bird!" etc etc

(

LittlePixel, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)

Cities of Gold \o/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)

blimmin'

fab

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

YAY!

I been trying to think of something to do with Esteban and co!!

│║▌║█║▌║

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

I forgot about these, sorry.

They're very shiny. The tall one's about a foot high. Not very good photos.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

i like the bottom one....

i could rest my beer on it..
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

it's a bit lumpy but you can try.

It's like a psychladelic UFO.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

rastafarian headgear beer holder ftw!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

I'm going to forget about them too

not really- woo sir

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

looking good,

what's the top one? can't really see it at all.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

doesn't matter

it's art

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

it's a green and black thing.

Not anything in particular. Wouldn't have posted it on its own.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

ah ok, well

they're all a lot better than any art i contributed during my education career.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

If you didn't study art this wouldn't surprise me.

edit/ here's a closeup thing

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

ah that's slightly more clear,

good stuff.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Terrible MSpaint pun time...

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

Sandbag Metatarsal?

I don't get it.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

you got it!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

Ankle brains?

(

McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

*spang spang spangity spang*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)

*spang*

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)

TRENCHFOOT!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)

with a little foot soldier

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

oh good grief :S

*argh*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)

I almost feel guilty

almost

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)

It reminds me of that blue thing which always makes me angry...

/Smurfy's Law

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

pfft :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

Remember the Crimea dear?

The way the rain dripped from your pirate hat as we gallently charmed the natives into submission with our superior artificial intelligence...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)

if you remember the Crimea

you weren't really there
'noon d00d

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

noon crunchy salty d00d

... I had to stay sober when I was in the Crimea, I was the designated driver :(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)

TWIGGLES!

I just had a Braw! lunch!

Haddock 'n' chips with chips and pea puree and chips followed by ginger pud and custid washed down with a glass of Merlot for £7!
Hurray!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

what - how - where?

where are these bargine to be found?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Up the college!

The ONLY downside is that you get served by teenagers that've been stuffed into posh clothes. Hehehe!

There was a bust-up as we left someone accused someone else of touching her bum and he majorly stropped out as SHE ruined HIS day! Arf!
Bless'em!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

did you touch her bum?

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

no, not HERS . . .

not HERS . . .C];0D
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

pfft

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)

ARGH!!

nooooooooooooo!!

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

A Short Black Comedy for you b3tards. NSFW.

Featuring Sex, Drugs, Swearing, Blasphemy and Violence...

We made this for less than £20, so be kind.

(thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

can't really watch it at the moment,

so shall do this evening, you might want to pop it on the links board too?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

ah' cannae get you tube at work...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

Can't really watch that here,

sorry.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

love the film poster

very Saul Bass and that's a bloody good thing :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

and the films great :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)

Well, I'm at home and could watch it

If you did that for 20 quid you deserve some hearty woo

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)

I like the Jedi Knight out one as well

Might be better on the links page?

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

Sorry - it's on the links board now.

Done! Sorry, didn't think of the links board earlier cos I is bit of a spaz.

(thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

Well I watched it and liked it

Top work sir!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

There's a naked young lass in that!

It's far too rude and violent for all the cuddly b3ta people. Could you do a version with yiffing bunny models instead?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)

so very wrong.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

Arf!

COSMO COSMO COSMO!

This is the best compo ever! Fact!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)

Yet so very VERY right....

Well someone had to say it!
:)

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

*fwap*

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

I've been doing art school stuff. It's not very interesting.

These are all about 4 by 5 inches and have never been in contact with real fossils.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

Well I like them.

Sell them to the British Museum for many English pounds.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

They only buy foreign stuff

nicked from other countries

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

The rotters.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

bounders and cads

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

Also

A reworking of an older concept.
Massive
Wallpaper

Incidentally, if anyone wants the dinosaur fossil with the long neck, or to buy the fish one, they can.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

Those are also lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

thank you

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

I particularly like the shoulders...

I also like the shoulders of Big Cats creeping through the grass...
The undulations make me smile

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

they're supposed to be devolved humany things.

I'll probably make a small maquette of one at some point.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

Devolved?

I'd clap my Stumpy flippers together to be as evolved as these Wondrous chaps!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

*throws a fish*

now balance this ball on your nose!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

*Balances*

Hoooonk Hooonk
*Claps*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

Ghaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

You cannot devolve. Evolution has no directionality. There is no scala naturae to revert.

Still woo, though.

/is touchy on the topic

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

Well obviously.

But the idea is that they're feral and stupid, really. Devolved as in "less complex".

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

Oh. Ok then.

I'll take the "less complex" as an artstic license.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)

i would put that as my wallpaper

but i fear it would creep me out

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

Finally

Very big, wallpaperish size
An okay idea, not terribly well executed. Oh well.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

pick of destiny?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

That's very well executed

Probably doesn't need the finger, if I had one criticism of it.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

Lots of round holes have been drawn, the finger was the one vaguely original thing about it.

But it doesn't matter. Good drawing practice.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

nice!

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

that's great!

how did you make them? small chisel or plaster cast?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

Thanks. I drew them in clay then cast them with plaster.

It was fun if unimaginative.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

They are fucking awesome!

Molto Woo Hombre!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

Thank you.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

oooh, they're excellent.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

thanks

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

cool!

make a denizen one for JJ!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

Do they have bones?

It wouldn't be difficult.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

you could give them tiny little bones!

it would look ace!
GET TO WORK!!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

Hmm.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

Ooooh.. I like these chaps!

Whizz for 'em Mesays...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

whizz for 'em?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

Yes.. Like Whizz for Hols!

Whizz for Ginger Beer!
Whizz for Ice Cream!
Or of course.. 'Whizz for Atoms' :)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

why am I looking at your fossilised dog?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

it's called paleontology, not art, silly Label

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

All ace

and the illustrations up there ^, too.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

Huzzah!

I like cryptozoology!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

You should get a job.

With God that is. He would probably look kindly on some help in His massive conspiracy to test people's faith. I hear they're short on staff in Croydon right now.

(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

What address should I send my portfolio to?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

You don't need to; he's omniscient.

(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

for no reason at all...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

elmo was a nazi?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

he joined the army?!?!?!

Cor Blimey!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

are they nazi saluting him?

little creepy bastard that he is!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

No.

There are in the early wrist-twirling stages of a Full Rimmer

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

I like the leaf falling bit best.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

Is he really warm or something?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

yep.

red hot. you win teh prize.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

GLEE!

What is it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

handwarmer.

elmo-shaped.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

Phwoar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

cripes!

Evil swine.. he's nicked their Yo-Yos!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

Should've been Bert

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

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