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this vvv
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:59,
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^^^ that
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:00,
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>>> but not that
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:02,
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v < >
am I doing it right?
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:08,
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/\ V < > A Start
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:12,
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sonic the hedgehog
aicmfp ; D
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:09,
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Not this?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:09,
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definitely not
how dare you
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:25,
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^^^
The other vvv
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:02,
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<<<
was my only choice, at this point.
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:03,
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^v^
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:04,
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thats fab
where is it?
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:04,
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At the moment,
at the top of the page. But eventually it will slip down a bit.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:05,
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: D
I like this response 'clicks'
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:09,
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do think i could give it a rim job online?
I was hoping to visit it personally and in real life. Give it a rim job and then take a dump on top of it.
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:14,
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I don't know.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:15,
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vvv
^ | there
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:05,
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it's located
in a childrens play area ;)
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:09,
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^>v<
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:06,
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these <<<
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:07,
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lovely
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:11,
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v This v
^That^
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:13,
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oh.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:54,
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Oh.
I didn't know.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:55,
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nice one, the ne monkdagola
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:56,
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;)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:57,
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Hi Mikey Graham!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:57,
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Mikey says 'Hi'
but he doesn't like the way you walk.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:12,
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This confuses me greatly
monkthenevbird :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:01,
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I don't think that I'm as humorously wierd as The Neville.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:04,
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Aw
You'll always be humorously weird to me, babe :)
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:08,
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ha :)
it wasn't a complaint. but thanks!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:10,
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he fact is
that I know I'll end up with dementia anyways. That's why I'm not so warm about nonsense right now.
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:04,
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What is this? The Neville fan art?
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WiggZ ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:13,
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yes.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:25,
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Yeah.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:14,
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brilliant!
bloody love it!
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Ironic BBQ ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:33,
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appropriate, given hill below
given hill below
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:48,
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legend...
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:46,
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haha
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:50,
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.:.-
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45,
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This is not a bag?
woo!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:46,
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Your subject title makes me want to
animate a tank and fire full stops at things.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:46,
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:P
that was the idea, sadly I dont know how to do that sort of thing. yet.... bwa ha ha ha
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:48,
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.:.- ¦ -.:.
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:49,
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That's a reference to that tank game, isn't it?
I love that game.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:49,
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Actually, the vast majority of my hummingbird friends
go to Burger King. The McDonalds burgers and drinks have a very high content of sugar and the birds explode.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:47,
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Goodness
Hello stranger! How do you?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:49,
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I am ok... slightly unsure of who you are...
but otherwise fine. Working regularly, living with my girlfriend. Watching lots of repeats of Top Gear on Dave... putting on weight. And how are you?
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:52,
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Hahah, don't blame you
We've not spoken much, I was just about loads when you were posting fairly regularly last, and promoting a book you hadn't written yet! (great read btw). It's nice to see names from way back so I thought I'd drop you a hello :)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:55,
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That's very kind of you.
And I'm very pleased you enjoyed the book. Oh! And now I remember you.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:57,
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i like that a lot
i wouldn't mind owning one of them
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:49,
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Definitely this!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:50,
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this is really cool, did you paint it or screen print it?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:53,
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I did it using stencils and fabric paint.
hope that answers that one.
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:57,
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it sure did, what did you make your stencil out of?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:01,
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acetate, the sort people use for overhead projectors
I normally print or draw the designs on paper, then place the acetate over it, and use a 'cut-master' (a type of thin pointed soldering iron) to burn through the acetate to make the stencil. wear a good mask.. no I dont mean a fancy dress one.
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:08,
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That's really nice.
But needs more Kagami.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:14,
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there's a good doggy
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:39,
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Banksy?
Is that you? If so, can you please stop spraying rubbish stick-it-to-the-man, golly, I'm-subverting-your-tiny-bourgeois-minds paintings around London? Oh, and could you give me some money?
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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haha
One of his works which was voted by the public to stay on the wall has had trees cut down for it and it's own wall built.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:42,
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That was probably in Islington.
"I don't approve of graffitti myself Anton, but it's so great that he's really expresssssing himself!"
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45,
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This one is in Bristol,
but I'm not surprised that it's happened elsewhere
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:50,
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It's grim up North London. Literally, actually. It's pissing down.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:50,
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It's bloody horrible.
I was on the bus through Finsbury Park yesterday evening, and I was struggling to work out how London is regarded as a vibrant global capital and not a wet, freezing shithole.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:53,
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If you are regarding it from afar?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:56,
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Yes. That's probably true.
Google Earth hides a multitude of sins.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:59,
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who's Banksy?
;)
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mangakid ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:47,
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Sigh... from Wikipedia.
"Banksy is a well-known pseudo-anonymous[1] English graffiti artist. He is believed to be a native of Yate (near Bristol[1]) and born in 1974,[2] but there is substantial public uncertainty about his identity and personal and biographical details.[3] According to Tristan Manco, Banksy "was born in 1974 and raised in Bristol, England. The son of a photocopier engineer, he trained as a butcher but became involved in graffiti during the great Bristol aerosol boom of the late 1980s."[4] His artworks are often-satirical pieces of art that encompass topics such as politics, culture, and ethics. His street art, which combines graffiti with a distinctive stencilling technique, has appeared in London and in cities around the world.[5]"
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:48,
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haha
"well-known" "anonymous"
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:52,
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I love it when
the Bristol Evening Post writes about him, claiming his real name is "Robin Banks"
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LP ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:16,
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:52,
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"stick it to the man, golly"?
Wow Robinsons are really trying to update their image.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:54,
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Sorry TJ
Interesting fact which I just heard. The reason why Kiefer Sutherlanddidn't do and movies in the 90's was coz he was competing in rodeo professionally.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:44,
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nice style
:D
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DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45,
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Mister splashy pants
They reopened the voting for another week with a closing date of 7th December so - Go for it! www.greenpeace.org/international/campaigns/oceans/whaling/great-whale-trail/gwt-vote
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Benzyl ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:39,
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haha i just read about this on the newsletter
mr splashy pants has 71% and the next one only has 4%
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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As irritated as I am
I still voted, and fell about laughing when I saw the results =]
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:42,
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TO THE BUNKER!
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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DUCK!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:43,
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bird!
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gfreeman is only here for the beer ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:08,
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:42,
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It's
just a shame they didn't have Muhammad on their list really.
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:52,
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genuine lol! ^this x 10
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:57,
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i was dreading seeing that
as i scrolled down :D
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Raudulfr ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:13,
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I was hoping to see that
as i scrolled down :D
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:20,
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Yay! I'm so happy they have extended the voting
What is the history behind the name, who came up with it?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:53,
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Please don't burn my house down
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ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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bindun doesn't even cover it
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mutster101 fell over ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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i thought it was good
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38,
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me too
until she got the studded paddle out
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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there's a bear in there.....
*burns playschool*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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...
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LazyBastard ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:48,
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Much better!
everybody needs Brians
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ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:58,
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I don't know what this means.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32,
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it means that the dose should be increased
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34,
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What dose?
It's a gif. You can't dose gifs. Nor jpegs. You can't even dose bitmaps.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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Just post more.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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No.
Well...maybe.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38,
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(Sum of Organs/Tissue Doses)*Tissue weighting factors
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38,
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good, because I enjoy not knowing, more
:)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34,
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lol
that made me laf quite hard. what a great response
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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It means
your off your tits. ;-)
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34,
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You dropped these:
', e
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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No.
And it's "you're" not "your".
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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y?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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because
"you're" is a contraction of "you are" whereas "your" is a possessive. So: "You're a twat" and "Your sister is a twat"
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:39,
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If enough people spelt it "your"
would you eventually relent, or would you stick to you're guns forever, even if your the only one complaining?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:40,
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i c wot u did thar
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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Yknow,
"your" could also be a contraction of "you are". Think about "shan't", which is a contraction of "shall not" and used to have two apostrophes.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:44,
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sha'n't?
That's ace.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45,
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It's spelt like that
all through Alice in Wonderland. Also "wo'n't" (woll not), in Samuel Johnson's dictionary.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:51,
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I sha'n't read it,
I'm reading something else at the moment
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:52,
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Here's what would happen.
Language would evolve eventually, and the likes of me would appear to be old fogeys, desperately stuck in the past, clinging on to faded glory and finding ourselves evermore in agreement with the Daily Mail. Meanwhile, you will consider yourself a free spirit, bold and innovative, until the day you see a child spelling a sentence "Tzu l88trz" and you cry out "No! it's C U L8tr!".
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:44,
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There have to be brakes on the process.
What I was interested in is that it resolves itself behind the scenes. People say things like "no, it's sha'n't with two apostophes" and then other people say "but two apostrophes are silly" and then one day they are silly, and some knowledge has been created, even though the whole process operated on gut feeling and nobody really thought about it very much or discussed it very much apart from being annoyed and curmudgeonly.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:50,
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Some things are pet hates, and probably will change.
Some things obscure meaning. You could work out "your/you're" from context, but it's easier to have a convention to distinguish. Language may evolve, but the fitness function has to be based on meaning.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:54,
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And the protozoan era of pneumono language
means I don't understand a word you just said
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:57,
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Yeah, I was being pompous again.
And "fitness function" is jargon. Sorry, 'bout that.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:01,
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:)
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:07,
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Once we had thou, thee, and thine, for use in talking down to people.
We lost interest in distinguishing those. Why not use "your" for "you're", and distinguish "is a characteristic of you" from "belongs to you" purely by context? Wouldn't be hard. Thing is that this is a matter of statistical usefulness, and it might be a good idea or a bad idea, and I have no way to be sure, and neither do you. The words just have to fight it out by themselves to prove their worth empirically. The whole explicit side of the discussion is fascinatingly pointless.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:05,
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Nonsense, the words don't fight it out in some remote Antarctic arena.
The obvious way to determine word usage is to talk about it. And be annoying by pointing out others 'mistakes' :) We probably lost thou, thee, and thine because we became a less polite society (and less boring, frankly). I don't see people not caring about the difference between possessives and contractions. Anyway, yes, it is all a bit academic, since in a decade the language will be txtspk.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:16,
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Well, OK.
Still, we're all massively affected by convention and by preferences we can't easily justify. And it's hard to explain the evolution of language convincingly even in retrospect (perhaps we became a more polite society, too polite to want to talk down to people alot?) I think the bulk of the process takes place below the surface, great though it is to discuss things. In summary, yay for free markets, boo to central planning.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:32,
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Generally speaking,
spelling and grammar have to serve a practical purpose or, as you suggested, rules are abandoned. The word "shan't" is unlikely to be confused with any other, similarly spelt word. Whereas, when reading, it's quite useful to be able to differentiate between "your" and "you're". Obviously, when you're speaking, you don't need to pronounce the apostrophe.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:56,
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So should we pronounce the e in "you're" for extra clarity?
Makes logical sense, but prolly woll not happen, and prolly shouldnt.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:23,
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Or:
"You're covered in my semen" "Your daughter was covered in my semen last night"
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:40,
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Also
"You're all gay" and "Your all gay"
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:46,
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I've been
using this board on and off for years. and one things never changed. grammar and spelling pedants are still rife. good work.
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38,
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It's not beig pedantic.
It's being literate.
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:39,
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Will the stream of pendant traps never end?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:42,
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The only reason you're calling us pedants
is because you know you're wrong.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:48,
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Actually he called us "pendants"
Unless he's done a ninja edit whilst I'm typing...
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:51,
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Hahaha
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:52,
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Ha. "Pendant traps" gives me an image of a room full of mousetraps suspended from the ceiling from strings.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:59,
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This.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:43,
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That.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:53,
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Oh I see.
literately pedantic? Ps. I love these arguments they go on for pages. lol
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:57,
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lol
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:06,
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We're only having a laugh
shrug it off, mate
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:39,
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me neither
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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No
He's just making a rape hole!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38,
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I remember having this happen
What a night!
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:39,
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Fucking, shitty magnets.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:46,
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29 years ago today I WAS BORN!!!
I have been wondering what it looked like....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:26,
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You dropped this: 0
Ah, here's the bugger:
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28,
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That reminds me...
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34,
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Hahaha
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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But I'm only 33!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38,
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Then you have some time,
don't you?
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:40,
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lies.
you are clearly 40. it says so on the card.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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Cut me in half and count the rings then!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:42,
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You are my dad
AICMTPAM (Ten pounds a month)
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:44,
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not even for £20!
I'm trying to give up young boys for lent!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45,
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Hahahahaha
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:08,
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you You molest small monkeys And you watch girls eat poo
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28,
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2girls1cup3monkeys?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:30,
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i know you don't have itunes, but...
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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It says something's loading..
What does it do?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34,
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nothing.
just look at the song title.
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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Ugly?
What?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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Christ.
Chorus: I knows me some ugly. And you, you is ugly. Verse: You so ugly, ugly sticks Get ugly when they hit by you You so ugly, when you were a baby Mama tried to put a spoon of mushy peas in your ass. Chorus
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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nothing wrong with watching girls eat poo
if he ate it himself that would be something else entirely
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mutster101 fell over ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:30,
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Ahh...puts down the fork
bugger, pushes plate aside.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32,
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speaking of which, i just had a horrible looking dinner.
i had to look at goatse just to get my appetite back.
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34,
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Happy birthday :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32,
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Thanks
I am now off to drink a small glass of malty alcohol.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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Don't know if you saw it before, but I saw this and thought of you...
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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yes i saw it
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45,
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aaaw
And it didn't even fill you with the tiniest bit of fluffyous joy?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:46,
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House arrest was as good a start as any . . .
Do it again !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32,
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Happy birthday.
29 is young. Too damned young.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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Haha!
Crusty, leftist bumhole cleaner (hippy bidet).
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:34,
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Happy EscapeDay!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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Happy Birthday ......
slightly younger than myself person! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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Bappy hirthday!
You old git.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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419?
was there some kind of scam involved? happy real birthday, lad
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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happy birthday!
I turn 29 on Sunday!
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:40,
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happy birthday young person.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:43,
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yeah baby
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mutated monty ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:21,
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That's one randy Rhino...
Yay for mindless violence that is ace!
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:22,
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oh dear
:D
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:23,
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Oh dear god!
The determined expression makes that utterly horrific! Woo, yay and indeed *click for you!
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:23,
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That guy's not doing anything to help :(
He's going to let the Rhino kill himself!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:24,
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He doesn't want to stop him qualifying for the compo.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:25,
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ARF!
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Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:24,
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Now that is going to hurt in the morning!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:25,
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Jesus...
*clicks*
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:27,
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Yay!
This is ace and gets a click! /relurks
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:27,
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That's horrible.
But I can't stop looking. Gnnnnnnnnn!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28,
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Prop blasted !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:29,
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Is that plane
giving him propellor head?
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:30,
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Owwwwww.
Dear god that's terrible. Well done.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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christ! that's ace!
there you go again with that talent thing
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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horny mammal gets bloddy prop-er shag
film at eleven
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Sexy Picard 2000 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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you and your bloody talent are starting to get right up my nose.
*clicks
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:42,
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oh I say
creepy but cracking!
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DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:44,
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Good god
Looking at that actually made my glans tingle So thanks for that
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:48,
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Holy fucking mother of swears that's wrong.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:16,
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fuck my toast.
um...
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Daveybaby ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:08,
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My Word
...that's both horrific and wonderful at the same time. The eyes and the ribs do it for me.
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Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:25,
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great stuff mate, as per ;)
any word on the comedy feature?
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:26,
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give me more
was just showing some netnoobs your robograns and 'enders - thanks from all for all the smiles
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:52,
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Best entry!
As always *click*
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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:21,
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naw
that's not in the least bit wrong.
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zog why change it now? ,
Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:38,
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Once again Monty
You're one fucked up mother fucker click
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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on ,
Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:45,
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amazing!
i'd love to know where that idea came from? :)
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lemonhead ,
Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:06,
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shame free pornography
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Ironic BBQ ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:18,
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Yay!
*Looks*
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:18,
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Erection-free porn
Yay!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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hahahah
this
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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Did Cherry type that?
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:20,
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No, she's at work.
I think she gets back at half 5 Why?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:21,
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mmmm.
thnx.
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d d ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:21,
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*whines*
When are you going to post another big comic stip?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:22,
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Is that a Mexican wrestler
shagging an Egyptian goddess? *likes
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:22,
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Wrestler-Archaeologic Porn is a niche market, to be sure.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:25,
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That's quite interesting.
I like it.
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themanwhofellasleep ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:36,
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....!! ?
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LazyBastard ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:13,
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A rose
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:14,
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yer
not wrong
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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DUCK!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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where?
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:20,
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Under the roses you fool!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:22,
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*ducks under the roses*
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:26,
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Yea... Can you see them now...!
* gets coat
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:32,
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no, I have my eyes closed
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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Is that meant to be...
Josephs Grey & Red Been-Stalk? * it looks to be heading up through the clouds?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:24,
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no idea
quite frankly .. no idea
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LazyBastard ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:35,
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i think I've seen this b4? but I did it anyway I was bored...
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:06,
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Amy Winehouse?
Also, what is this "b4"?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:07,
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maybe he's sunk your battleship
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:09,
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its like
spelling that makes \/p words
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:10,
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Vp?
Is that pointing to the time in your sig? "17.10p"?/patronising
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:11,
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/\0
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:17,
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Seriously,
what?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:18,
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Seriously
thats a word as well.
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:22,
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You're confusing.
I like that.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:23,
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"it's"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:12,
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^That too
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:13,
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"...Monty Python's Flying Circus!"
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:18,
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BRRRR-BupbupbupBUPbabaaa-ba-ba-ba-ba-baabaaaaaa!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:24,
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i'm releifed that i'm not the unly wan suffering from friday brain meltdown
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28,
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aren't words always made by spelling?
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Sexy Picard 2000 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:38,
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Somebody was complaining earlier (at you, I think) about the running-together of "a" and "lot" to make the new word "alot".
Then Fluffy Elephants mentioned an argument with a friend who thought some other phrase was all one word. Thing is, though, english contains masses of compound words. Already in this reply I've used "somebody" and "together" and "already". Will we never have any new ones now, just because we have dictionary entries to be snotty about? Are dictionaries bad for the health of a language?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:19,
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I was actually trying to type "a lot" but I didn't hit space hard enough,
whoever it was was just taking advantage of the fact that I'm younger than most on here ;) But I don't get your point :S
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:21,
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How about: the publishers of dictionaries look out for new words all the time, and include them in new editions.
These words come about by people using words that aren't in dictionaries. Whenever they do this, there are other people who tell them that they shouldn't use those words because they aren't in the dictionary. Is their disapproval right or wrong? Should we stop inventing new words for new dictionaries?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28,
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Oh, I thought you were saying that
Well, "B4" can't really BE a word, because it's half a number :S
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:29,
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How about "u" for "you"?
It matches nicely with the single-letter "I". We could capitalise it, for clarity.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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i'm with you
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:33,
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Ugh, the French, Germans and Italians have their languages dictated to them?
Grim.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:37,
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Data's bastard cousin
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 18:10,
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did you make this?
or did emptyisum.org?
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head-doctor ololololo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:16,
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:28,
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hahahaha.
look at their little faces...
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:18,
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snoopy was well aware of the consequences...
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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:04,
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Pets on Drugs!
Love it - *click*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:10,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:25,
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Yes!
God answered my prayers!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:26,
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merry christmas islam
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Steelrat The thief of bad gags. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:00,
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haha
they'll like that, bless em..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:01,
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oh god
now i feel heartburn because I laughed at this
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:03,
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pfffttt......durkha durkha durkha
*sets fire to santa*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:05,
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Have one of these
But watch your file size, just a tad big.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:05,
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Hahahaha
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:06,
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hahaha
call the tree Mohammed!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:07,
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I like the idea of celebrating together
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:13,
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hahaha
I feel we are entering dangerous territory.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:20,
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ho ho ho!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:39,
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have a merry west chrimbo...
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:54,
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pfffttt....
Click for bigger (29KB)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:59,
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hehe
he :)
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:02,
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being beaten by chaos was too much for spike.
like it doesn't get enough publicity anyway.kittenwar.com/kittens/winners/
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:49,
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honour is a bitch
*click* Edit: chuck the shiv and become ronin kitty!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:00,
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Kittenwar!
Serious business. Woo!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:00,
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OK, I know it's not suicide...
...but this image has been in my head all day:
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LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:38,
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hahaha thats insane
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:39,
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There's something about the grainy, seam-filled quality of this image
That makes it amusing. I'm not sure what.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:40,
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\o/
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:40,
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stop the Internets, we have a winner.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:41,
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Stopped
Now what?
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:43,
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I think that means we can all go off to the pub.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:44,
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Hooray
I guess.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:50,
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CHASE ME!
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:46,
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Of all the responses
This one disturbs me the most.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:54,
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start buying porn mags again
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:50,
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lol
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:55,
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This one made me laugh earlier
and it makes me laugh now
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:57,
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I recognise that crocodile
I think I did a sketch based on it at some point *searches* EDIT: Yeah, i did. Sucked a bit, though.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:58,
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top choppers!
woo!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:00,
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Maybe the hamster swallowed a tiny robotic Freddy Starr? That would be suicide.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:57,
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.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:38,
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hahahah
what the fuck?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:46,
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Seems fair; they're the poor clones getting shot!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:47,
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nicely done there
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:48,
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Ok
This rocked my fucking world. ACE!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:50,
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Yay!
I love this :) Edit: How the hell did I not notice the AT-AT in the background before?! HAhaha
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:54,
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brilliant!
esp. the AT-AT up the back! *click*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:54,
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Wonderful ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:56,
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hi mate,
i saw ZPZ about 5 hours ago - absolutely awesome!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:02,
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!!
Cooool They were in Holland, but I missed the ticket sales, as I was in Norway at the time. I heard they were returning though.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:14,
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i got mine off a mate who won them in a radio comp!
/lucky that everyone is not into Zappa blog
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:45,
archived )
That made me chuckle.
Woo yay!
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:20,
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