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# "Catch, ID#5C4RL37! Catch!"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# THIS IS TOO MUCH CUTE FLUFFY AND GAMES.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# YAY!
Scarlet should play with the portal gun.
Make her fling baby pip across the room!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Awww

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# is this paedo-yiffing?
enquiring minds want to know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# no tits
so no
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I think you mean
minds from The Enquirer.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# some sort of triple-ended robot sex toy is involved

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# just as I thought
I'd like to take out a subscription to see the rest of this series please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# lol
i
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# THE CAT IS NOT A LIE
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# The overwhelming cuteness of this makes my eyes water
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# she is soooo cute!
i just want to pick her up and cuddle her!
and with that, i'm off. see you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bisibi!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Baibai Miss Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Was she raised in a creche?
Deprived of all organic contact?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Woo! Gotta love portal :D
and in other news, Duke Nukem 3D is coming to Xbox live, apparently (prob old news, but Ive only just heard!) YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hail to the king baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# If that's not the sequel then I'll be very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# 1. She catches
2. I catch her
3. Waits 20 years
4. Result

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Here, have a spang!
No really, I insist.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i dont get it
(cos im fick)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# .
here
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# they are sweating
because the Ice Mammoth of Woking has threatened them with a thorough beagling if they fail to pay their carpet tax on time

simple really
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Beagling is a good verb
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# All kinds of this
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know what the verb 'Woking' means...
... but the context seems interesting.

Past tense = wokeled.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# its what Ken Hom does
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ah-ha!
That's how you pronounce it!

Prepares to ask for a return ticket with confidence
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# The Meaning of Liff defines it as
"Standing around in the kitchen wondering what you went in there for"

it's a great book
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# heheh
I've just been having a contretemps with a throckmorton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I fear for the state of your yates
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Haha, true.
It describes my hometown of Cranleigh as 'an irrational hatred of everyone and everything'.

Sounds about right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i shall be
beagling as often as possible from tis day forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *shields eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# you don't want to see it coming, eh?
don't worry, i am a master of stealth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I can't help but feel that 'coming' shouldn't have been in that sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# heheheh
*flees, leaving ttssattsr with unpleasant mental images*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ahhhh!
TIME FOR PUB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# * watches closely
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you won't see me do it
until i've done it
by then, it's far too late...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *gets cloth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# is it like bogling?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogling
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# no
for i do not dance, unless i am on a podium.

and drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Is it like dorking?
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=dorking&sll=53.593495,-2.217448&sspn=0.048292,0.160675&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=12&om=0

Edit: hadn't realised it was so close to South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# o_O
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dorking
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# 5'3"
Why?

Or just : why?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# you've got to draw a line somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha
*prepares spanging room for new guest
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :)
*puts on Curve best of*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# crikey
that's taken me back

to...er...1991
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Its funny cos its true
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# groooannnn
places head in hands....

and walks away from severed appendage whistling
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *Bursts into tears*
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# have i not seen this before?
its very good though

i'm think fete worse than death
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# pfff
as a pun, that's pretty in tents...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# heheh
Is that a repost, or am I remembering an old one wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It is, sadly, a repost.
The Pun Fairy had not visited me of late. I must light some incense, then walk slowly around in Syracuse.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I'll help.

Ommmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oh god
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Instead of that ^ have this v
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# BAHAHAHHAA
Proper drain laugh happening here.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# :D
I love the expressions on their faces throughout.
Especially the bottom frame, on the right, and the reaction to "A monkey!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# hahahha
top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Damn
thats Cloverfield ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
I will never tire of variations of these, never!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# May I offer you thr story behind it as well?
In my RE class, I proclaimed that the bible spreads lies.
The teacher (hearing me correctly, of course) replies rather cleverly "What's that? Lice? You have lice?"
"I said LIES miss!"
"Whatever you say, Lice Boy."

And so I was known as Lice Boy for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# And that's how religion works.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# haha
just what I was thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# crikey, do they teach blasphemy in RE now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# My teacher's brilliant.
She's not religious, either. Well, agnostic.
That lets her see each point of view clearlier and she's got very sharp wit, too.
RE is shit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# freudian slip there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# GODS VERY SHARP WIT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oh haha
I hit the wrong quay
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Real Men Don't Ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I didn't ninja..
I was aware that people had seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ow!
My freakin' ears!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# lice boy!
this reminds me of my favourite invader zim episode...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Which is that?
Mine's the one with the time machine:
ZIM!
Don't use the time machine, love
ZIM!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Nothing else going on in your life?
take a leaf out of my book and... er... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I don't get it :(
What news did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Absolutely nothing worth spending 1 minute reading.
Really.

l33t haxx0r5 launch internet war on Scientology. blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Oh yes this
I was unaware of the significance of xenu, though.
I don't understand what this "xenu" is.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# me neither
and I can't be arsed to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
#
Xenu, according to American speculative fiction writer (and Scientology founder) L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions[1] of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs.

as you were, then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ah.
Mean old Xenu.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I feel like I've hearrd about this somewhere else :S
Like in a dream or a long time ago.
Oh no it was that Sci-fi story book I read!
That was pretty awesome ¦]
It had giant robot crabs and star-in-a-jar and other such awesome things in it ¦]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ZOMGHAXZORZPWNEDXENULOLZ!
or something like that? it makes more sense in english, obviously. ;)
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Xenu approves of this post
Xenu likes it very much.
Make Xenu a sammich!!
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# There is a morbidly obese man crawling around in the roofspace above the room I'm trying to work in.



It made me think of this. In much the same way, I suspect, as Doc Brown thought of the Flux Capacitor after banging his head in the bathroom during the 1980's.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# has he got any cctv equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# No
just pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# "Ceiling fat is watching you work"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I think he's just throwing things around to give the
impression of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
Now this, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a cold

That excuses this.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# stop carping about your ailments.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hadn't thought of that
It was going to be a 'Sharp' but I couldn't find a good enough shark picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# prepare thyself...
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Nicely!
Afternoon all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# CHARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# carp-se-chord?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# we've all had colds
you don't hear us c-harping on about them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I though this was a Mrs Trellis painting at first.
harp-carp?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Actually
It looks like a Rudd.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That's not a digeridoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I see
you've played knifey-spoony before.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# * A cold what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Few naturalists would argue
that there is any sight in nature more majestic than that of the annual seamhorse migration, as they sail serenely over the azure tropical seas, en route to their mating grounds in Cambuslang.



I'm away for a wee lie doon.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# what?
me lying doon? S'pose so.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# So am I after reading that...
My brain hurts.

Oh and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# why?
why isn't this real?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# no bridge
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# sod the bridge
i want this to be real :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *throws boot*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ad infinitum
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha
this is pure liquid wonderment
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hehehehe
Fabulousnesses
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You...
...still would!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# you'd need to gag her though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
i do rather like her, she's got lovely hair.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# agreed, but also a bum chin
which is not becoming on a ladyface.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i can overlook that.
to date i hadn't even noticed it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# But now you will notice it
constantly
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# HAahahaha
Hahahah
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
[challenge entry] And the moral of the story is...
don't try to turn a real animal into a musical instrument



It gets very messy, very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# arf
thats delightful !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Messy... but fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Playing it wouldn't be though
unless you like blowing up doves bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Doesnt everyone
?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# With a resoundung
"This it what I think of your peaceful symbolism" *BLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# office lol involving my assistant ask me if I'm alright.
I'm only blowing up a dove's bum if I get to tie a knot in it's colon and have a lovely feathery balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Feathery balloons FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Is anyone else thinking of
Mark Llama's Happy Party Furry Gerbiloons right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Well I am NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *fwapps*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# yay!
for mark llama the gerbil farmer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Funniest thing I've read all day.
/tips hat/

Thank you kind sir/madam/rodent.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Is there a webcam in here or something?
*spits out feathers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oh dear
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha!!!
poor.... thing..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Mmmmm!
I'm hungry.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# nice!
don't try this at home
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] You're 'avin a guiraffe!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'm loving that drummer punching himself in the crotch.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# yes he makes me laugh too
the animation is decidedly shonky because i must go in ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Well that's fucking awful.
I shall have to have a cry, you realise. Another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# sorry
but if you had showered me in coffee and sex, we wouldn't be having this problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# 600 miles.
SIX HUNDRED.

How long do you think my vagina is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# medium
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# That's so vague.
Is medium 600 miles long then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *shrugs*
I dunno. It's not like I've seen it. Your fault.

I'm off. Nunight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Night love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *wonders how long CW's vagina is*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Two guesses what me and my ruler are doing tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# drawing lines
or measuring olives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Now that would be interesting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'm not guessing
and i'm not guessing again.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# visa or amex?
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# now everyone has gone for a cold shower
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Table twanging
and swatting bee's
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# if only b3ta poll still worked
we could take bets
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# is it Henry VII?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# A rule joke!
very good. I used to work with an engineer who was forever making this pedantic remark whenever a straight-edged measuring tool was in play.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# that's why I stopped working with you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes.
You getting sacked from the crematorium was the happiest day of my life.

We could use rulers all day long after you left.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I knew it.
Buch of weirdos, you lot. It's all different in my new job. I've got a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I believe the average
is a mere 10 cms.

They are of course quite stretchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# bwahahahahahahaa
you just made me shed tears of joy
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ace!
looks like he has a sore throat and a kind chap is massaging it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# this is great.
i also heart the drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I'm sorry to tell you,
but you might not be his idea of a perfect groupie.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# if God is a drummer
I am a monkey
Someone's a DJ


erm....

how does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I went on my holidays to Portugal, and all I got was this bloody t-shirt
I Want My Family Back?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# 
If(God=="DJ")
{
     Life="a dance floor";
     Love="the rhythm";
     You="the music";
}
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done sah!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# looks like a bored nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *panders*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Pissed-off Nazi pandas
I can't get enough of them! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Glad you like.
I think he's annoyed at the jews for taking his bamboo.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I'M FUCKING ANNOYED
His face says to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# haha, nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# "dammit. all ze jews haz been burned."
"vot now?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *ppsssst* Heinrich
HEINRICH

'Vas?!'

Zer are ze gypsies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# "And ze vhoopsie also!"
"Also sprach zarathustra! Put on the Strauss, unt git Goring into a spangly dress!"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# "jawohl! mein liebeldingenburgerlein!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Not directed at you, guv
But I've been dying for an oppo to post this:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahahahahahah
oh dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I hate Illinois Nazis

But love pandas.

So conflicted.

/likes/
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Quick and dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# THERE'S NO LIMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# FILTH SPEAKER
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It sounds excellent if you play it in a grind stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# techno techno techno notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I pity your eardrums
I bet they hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# no prizes for guessing what i just got in the mail
This is real packaging from Ireland. It was sold briefly in their
supermarkets until someone spotted that the last line was true on
several levels:

yup, prick with a fork. shame your tag was removed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha, fuck sake.
i've yet to be sent it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# pic or it didn't happen!
would be better than the others on google, which all seem shopped, badly.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# yeah mine one which is all over google...and is badly shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# does this work.
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=1&attid=0.1&disp=attd&view=att&th=117f371ecffc002c
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
i just replied to all with

www.b3ta.com/board/6324508
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# it's fucking insane people think thats bloody real.
i made it paint shop pro !
it's insane.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Have a click. The Spy of Dibley...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# His hairdresser's fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# "i said a little off the top, not the bottom"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ^this
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# scooby!!
you ate shaggy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# too much acid for that man...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I bet that stings a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# nah, its just a scratch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# merely a flesh wound?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I'll bite yer arms off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ni
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I'm sure you're not paraphrasing, either...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# cut and paste m'dear
I got to boing and then forgot the rest. God bless the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Only Salt
can heal those wounds
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# apparently
www.totalleh.com - click to visit

don't wake the sun
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# When is that guy going to learn!?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hopefully, never!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha!
here comes the sun...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# do do do do
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# it's all right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# smooooooooooooooth :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I try not to annoy big orbs, the damn things always fight back
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha that blue hare is a downright bastard!
woo your woo
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# AAAARGGHHH NEVER WOO A WOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# suck my balls
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# done.
what happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ooh no you did it all wrong!
*gets tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# it's like 'crossing the streams' isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I'm like that if awoken too early!
So don't push my buttons either!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *slowly raises hand*
*pushes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# * Hulks out!!
...and flattens that Ivesb character...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ouuuch....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I love theses
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha!
another gem.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Ahaha! What!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# this is lovely stuff
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
#

Edit: It's not Kat :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# awww!
kat was a beautiful baby!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# until you get fatter
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
That's very nicely done- You're very good at paws.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i love the fear in that birds eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Is she patting baby Pip?
Pip pat
Pip pat
Pip pat
Pip pat
Pip pat!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# You've reminded me of Jemima Puddleduck
pit pat paddle pat pit pat paddle pat
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# are yore you having a stroke?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# jolly jack babies!
i smell a series!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# It'll never happen.

They didn't meet up till college.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# TMNT?
edit: Oooooohh, yeah! I remember now.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Heros in a half shell
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# PURPLE TOWER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I grew up in Auz, so I didn't get the wimpy 'Hero Turtle' version you chaps in Blighty were forced to endure :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Your soul
is pure and clean. Our Blightarian ones are filthy and tangy. Damn those TMHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i counteracted the effects by actually becoming a ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Ninja's are the unlucky ones who spend
years training to be the best of the best only to killed by one passing hero who has suddenly took a grudge against your boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# why did you come back to blighty?
why, you could be enjoying the sunshine and deadly spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I require an island of Britain's size to further my plans.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# no!
MY world domination plan! MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# teenage mutant ninja turtles
SHEESH!
you are so old!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# teenage mutant hero turtles, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *slap*

NINJA!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# pity
but this pic is 27 kinds of loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# i count 28
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# gah!
i thought i'd missed one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Wait, I thought Kat had braces in her younger years?
(REWRITABLE, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# nice
so she started out as a real cat, then became more human later on? or was some kind of radioactive goo involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Tentacles probably
maybe a bizare and inadvised scientific experiment too
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *Cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ahem

Here, have my badly realised idea drawn with an inconsistent range of new pens and complete with an excess of cross hatching :D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
not on the table!!!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# He needs one of them spinny ones
the novelty means you're never building up a cherry to drop, as you're trying to get the ash off every few seconds just so you can have HAPPYSPINNYASHTRAYTIME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# so, it was you in my kitchen, was it?
I've got one of those...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# So have I
*presses and presses and presses and presses and presses....*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# i like of this
reminds me of Harry Horse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *googles*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'm getting nothing
but pictures of daniel radcliff naked....

care to explain?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Round our way it means skag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# sad story
great illustrator and banjo player, committed suicide last year

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Horse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# jeff buckley ftw
woo
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# NV seams to be in a spot of bother


Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Your upper arm is bloody long.
Are you part orangutan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# part orang utan
part donkey

with no sense of perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# shame
about the trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Oh no!
I lol-ed again and I shouldn't. Very fetching hat indeed, now you point it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# nah.
he's a gonner.
pub anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Poke it in the gangleon
you'll be ejected in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# 'tis my dangly one I'm worried about
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# quickly kill it kill it dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Pfft, nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# that gets both a click
and a groan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Yummi!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# but i won't do that....
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# aaawww!
i want malt loaf now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I was eating some while I made that.
I got sticky stuff on my mouse now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ooooer.
that stuff is lovely tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# sticky stuff?
*backs away slowly*
okaaayyy....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Wow, you must really love malt loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Sod that slicing it up and spreading marge on lark
I used to eat them like big, fruity mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Good God, what is wrong with you?
How are you going to get your recommended daily allowance of butter like that?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I used to really annoy a friend of mine
by eating kitkats as if the seperate fingers didn't exist.

EDIT: by that I mean just munching into it and not snapping off the seperate fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# slice in half lengthways
and smear liberally with butter
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I fucking love it!
Literally!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff
and always reminds me of the wonderful 'Soreen' spoof song by Doghorse
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *looks up*
Finds: www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/soreen.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Mmm,
Something else to go on my "stuff my face" list for my trip back to blighty.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Baboon Bassoon
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# NIghtmare inducing
baboonery
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Work those keys, primateboy!
Have a Siegfried Bassoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Take two into the shower?
NOT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hooray for baboons!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# The spong-age !!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# i'm having a weasel moment
baboon cocoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# i thought baboon played the theramin...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# he does
right on the san andreas fault
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I AM BORED, AND HE IS TRANSCENDING DIMENSIONS

But he is fat, so you can't really tell.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Yo kittin's so fat when he walked past my TV I missed three episodes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# He has also befriended a happy dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I know a Whale he might like
he could do with cheering up though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Tail tips
not to be confused with Q-tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# or any of a tribe called quest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Johnny Quest?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Aww
Would he like to talk to someone who pretends to be of superior class?

He works at a newsagent though, don't be fooled.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Aww, I love the brush textures on both of these :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# KITTAH
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Erm....
*chases after bits of kitty with prittstick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# HE IS ALLERGIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# FINE THEN
*chases after kitty with araldite, both tubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Why do you want to kill my pets?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Because you love them more than you love me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Well that could be said about anything really..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ^_^
To prove I was kidding, have a blob man with crisps in his head.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I wish I had crisps in my head
all I have is lurgy and chewing gum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# And cooties.
All girls have cooties.

*giggles and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# O_o
Woooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# use the litter skip giant kitty....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

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