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# Tremble, People's Republic! TREMBLE!

story
Also, never googleimage for "stitches". Seriously.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# truly wonderful stuff
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# damn
i just read this story on digg, and i was about to make something funny.
:(

but woo anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# now you're just making me want to go on google and search for stitches,
and i dont need tempting!
nicely anim though! hehe
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Urgh.
He's right. It's proper grossness.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# thanks to THAT i HAD to go look
and i tihnk stitches are really cool
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# pansy
there's nowt that bad on there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Give me OTT movie gore over real injuries any day.
I can watch Braindead over and over, but I hate real stuff. Even Animal Hospital has its moments where I can't watch.

I guess i'm kinda wimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# is that the bits
with rolf in?

i used to be a bit weird about it, but have become desensitized to all but needles, comes with the course, and watching a real life surgery helped somewhat
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nightmare Mode:
"entry wound".
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha!
i feel dizzy now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I SPY A VIOLATION OF THE MAXIMUM IMAGE SIZE RULES
/inflicts twelve kilobytes of suffering!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# The commies made me do it!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I drew me!

Click for biggering!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You're all blurry!
Woo though =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Well it is Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Blurriness is my main trait
I always look out-of-focus, don't look at me for yoou long else I'll give you a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Mackenzie Crook?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Who?
I don't think their initials are P.H.
Maybe in the alternate dimension where everything is a slightly alternate shade of brown
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# TOO BROWN
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I SAY WE TAKE OFF AND NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You are Roger Waters
in the 80s.
MOTHERRRRRR!!!!! VERAAAAAA!!
It's very nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I am?
Sweet! :D
MOTHERRRRRR!!!!! VERAAAAAA!!
Who's Roger Waters?
I don't know anyone :S
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# A really whiney git.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Oh right
lolololol
I'm not him then :D
:P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# He is not Roger Waters! Roger Waters is not NICE
petehix is NICE.

We should make a chart to illustrate this fact.
Bloody cheater!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# UGLY DUCKLING
...indeed
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Aren't you nice
Now go die in your hole.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Only if i can take your wife with me..
[Mind:Killer] - offending vaginas since 1989
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I predict you won't last here very long
You're a nasty piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# He is spasticated_mammal
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# you're fooling noone sunshine, now where is maddy?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Bahaha!
x] I swears, senior! No me gutsa los chicos!
*fisrt proper lol of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# there
b3ta.com/questions/witness/post121864
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Woo!
That's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Arr! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You're not a real musician!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *grunts*
*smash smash smash*
x]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Are you Phil Collins on the cadburys advert?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Why yes, yes I am :D
I think
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Hahah
you're thilly
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Thtop that now, you're being thilly!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# SIlly, silly, silly!
/Graham Chapman
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# How else do you think he gets contestants?

Click for bigger and better (449kb)

MADANDUGLY
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bloody wonderful. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# i have never seen that show.
Am i to assume that it lacks quality?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Basically, pick a box and see if you've won a prize.
Stretch the whole thing out to half an hour and you have 'Deal or No Deal'.

Seriously, that's as complicated as it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This ^
I watched it once and couldn't believe my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# any skill involved?
puzzles or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Sitting next to Noel Edmonds for half an hour without ripping his head off
Oh yeah, and you have to live in isolation with the entirety of the rest of the series' contestants for about two weeks*

*This is absolutely true... ...really...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Haha!
Much woos are congratulated upon you!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I suspected this all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# SHINANIGANS!


Yours is animated better.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Snap...
ah, the good times
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# crafty blighter
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ha ha!
he'll stop at nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# That is brilliant
May I make a small suggestion:

I think it could do with losing a couple of frames on the part where he hides in the box. It seems a bit too smooth for such a quick motion.

Your style is instantly recognisable as your own so I wouldn't want to take that away but I just got the impression you are putting more emphasis on smooth animation than on timing.

I hope you don't take offence at this, it's a tiny criticism of a very good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# No offence taken.
When I was making it, that motion was a tricky one. It was a toss-up between timing and coherance.
In my earlier days I would've gone for the quicker motion to save time animating, but right now I'm experimnting so went for the readability.
I think perhaps the frame where you can see (not that most will be able to see it when it's running)the very bottom of the torso before he disappears into the box could do with cutting out.

Cheers for the tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You're welcome
Personally, I'd like to see a bit more constructive criticism on here.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# TRUFAX
One box in every 25,000 on Deal or No Deal contains the words:

"Punch Noel Edmonds HARD in the FACE

LOLOL

The Banker"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That
is absolutely stunning. :)

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Rather woo
Your stuff is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# gorgeous, just gorgeous
beautifully done, Many woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Ace as ever!
'ning bloke, are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Very well thanks :)
How you are?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Just watched Nightmare

It's a non scary Korean horror movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Non scary Korean horror movies are the worst
Nice piccy though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# It was funny
Also it made no sense. There were loads of flashbacks, but you couldn't tell if it was a flashback or not.

Thank you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# have you seen iron ladies?
oh wait, that's thai, still weird though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# nice pic
on a far easten film subject, battle royal is on film 4 tonight, i'm going to be seeing that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Cool!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That film fucking rocks.
The book it came from is very cool too.

Don't bother with the sequel though, that's a shit film.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i watched BR2 not too long ago
felt underwealmed
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yeah
it made very little sense and was just poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# u think thats bad
wait till the americans remake battle royal ;)

it is listed on imdb for 2008 but it only has info for imdbPRO paying users so sod that :P
(JadeFalcon, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# christina richie?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hah!
It looks like her! I didn't realize. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Cor!
That's really nice. You managed to get something positive out of that crappy movie :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hahah
yepp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I haven't watched any korean films for ages
I was very much in 'the scene' you know. I watched R-Point once, rather boring to be honest even for a horror movie, although it did score points for having a weird setting.

Ghosts in Vietnam, wooo-ooo
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I thought it was ok
but not really a horror. More a sort of slightly odd war thriller.

I finally bought myself a copy of The Host a couple of months ago. That was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I vaguely remember that when it came out
As it was by the same director as Memories of Murder, although reading the plot description on wikipedia doesn't exactly give me high hopes of the film.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# True it's nothing groundbreaking
but as a stupid monster movie bought with an HMV voucher I got for christmas, it was about a million percent better than that shitty American Godzilla film.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Never seen it
but it doesn't sound great. :p

Nice picture though! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# It's good for a laugh.
Hahah. So is the Japanese version of Pulse, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Professor Kenny Martin likes this picture
Yes he does, and he's going to click in appreciation, yes he is.

Good 'ning, Sunday afternoon boarders: are we all well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Thank you
Professor. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# This is so much better than your ordinary stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# heluga aka Hippocamphus from greek legend
didn't use a narwhal
(sisters birthday nexy week, might use this on a card for her)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Sea horse!
:D

Very nice btw. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# oh, what a joy to remember!
*glasscocxes*
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Best of the animals
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# now where is that
link... bah, can't find it

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *mwah mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
#
This one?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# not that
it was the i like horses one :(
ah well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I haven't heard it for a while actually
Breath deeply, then, and click here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# gah...
never again! i forgot it was so annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# arf!
some of the ideas this throws up could have the makings of an image challenge

I never knew so young a body with so old a head.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *idea forms*
*imagines a glamour model body with the face of a 100 year old woman*
*spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Let's robot
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Oh I love this.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Gaaah!
WD40 it! WD40 it now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Tokyo is DOOOMED!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# SAVE US ROBZILLA!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# This is fantastico!
Desktop?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Thanks!
Slightly larger version here
mikemanser.deviantart.com/art/Robot-2-77631570
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# exceptional robotry, there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ROBOT !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# you truly are the robot don
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# YES!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# hell yes
wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Lunchtime!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# thats brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Aw
hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Haha :D
This is great
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# arf! :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# very nice sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# All those years at the Beeb has made old Huw pretty cynical. (Ah, it's been a slow day.)
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# He needs to borrow George's MWS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 'ningles o' dready one
How's trix?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# not too shabby
less dready, more beardy these days

still out in Buenos Aires, loving the weather, shooting a 10-minute zombie movie this week...

How's you? Travelling out here has really opened my eyes to the hostel business, been seriously considering moving into it on my return...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah hostel life is great:)
Well if you have the cash, I have a business model:P It works as well. I'm currently number four in London on the world's biggest hostel site:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Nice work
There's a couple of really good ones out here that I've been visiting, getting ideas and whatnot...so I'm saving money for my return to the UK (briefly in late June, properly some time after that), when I think a few beers may well be in order
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Wel I've got cash saved if for the same thing.
Maybe we should meet up at some point. I know the locations and what sells. I'm currently running a place that has 10 rooms/30 beds, £20,000pa rent and clears £162,000pa excluding costs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Sounds like a healthy little earner!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# A well run hostel is a ash cow.
Sadly there's lots of hostel owners there that won't put any money into their properties and exploit travellers. Check out some of this place's reviews, it's just down the road.

here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# "The worst hostel in Europe."
comment's Gomez-serrano from Spain
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# They still seem to be not arsed to deal with their bedbug.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I like this plan
See you in the summer :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Cool
You'll have to come down and stay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# He does have the air of the Welsh Cosa Nostra about him
I listen to the Today program with a sense of uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Apologies for double post
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# it's sunday lunchtime
it doesn't really matter

nd i like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^this
Hahaha I just saw a Jack Russel pup being walked down the road. I was going mad at all the new, wonderful and interesting things he was witnessing.

Automatic door! I love you!
Street sign! Wow! I love you
Peeeeeeeeeeeeple! Waggity wag wag wag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# My dad takes his in the car with us.
Fucking nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# We had our dog
in the boot of the car (Don't worry, it's an estate), but something spooked her.
She then climbed over onto the back seats, where me and my sister were sat.
She basically scrambled over my head and fell onto me. It wasn't a fun journey... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I'll second that.
Mine likes to sit in between the front seats, obstructing the gear stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ROTATED CHUMBLES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# quick!
transform to Supermegahyperysayablorpmergschmerm!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# A charicature of our very own Mr Maffers, apologies for size etc.


www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=59262

If you wish to be charicatured then gaz me, I know there's a lot fo people doing these sorts of things but I'm doing it for practice and to start building up some sort of portfolio of work.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# huge!!
but nice..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# under 50k:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# indeed
redeemed, but i only have a small cock monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *mocks small monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *Strokes*
Poor little fella'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *strokes real hard*
*monitor gets larger*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# doctor strange?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Ali G's let himself go!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# arf arf!
and a tentative 'lol'
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# it won't tell me how big your image is
which is odd
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I get 32k.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# 31.9 so basically yeah
file sizes confuse me....
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# don't worry too much
they filesizes are guidelines, not rules

it's just good habit to optimise
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# That's from Mr. 'I have capped broadband keep it under 50!!!'
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i'm in a good mood today
i have been a nazi cock
and i reserve the right to be one again

but i'm not at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I like to think there's a lil hitler in us all:D:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Woo!
That's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Presenting the 'Whippo'
Scourge of Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# THE COOL HWIPPO
Woo! :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# thanks
now what should i do next? hippo and a rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Flea and a blue whale
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# A horse and a narwhal
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# A goat(se) and a crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahah
he looks like a hippo who hasn't been well
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yay's
I think that warrents this:)



This was my first animash. I've since learnt that what really makes them look great is if you use the brush tool, take it off normal mode and put it into colour (drop down menu on top) set the opacity to about 17% and use pipette to get an average colour tone from the body layer. Then use the magic wand to select the area around the head the invert it (ctrl i) so just the head is selected. You can get a really good colour match.
I'm not trying to be pedantic but I've learnt loads from the people here over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# thanks for the advice:D
i am quite new to tattyshop and every bit if advice helps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# tried it


just realised, on some of my images i went over them with the painbrush but never went onto colour, i think i'll do that from now on (when its needed)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# And he looks very happy about it too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i have to concur
it does look better
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Holy shit!
and buggery buggery buggering bollox! I should have waited before embarking on my animal mashing expedition. I did none of these things. As you can see.



Sod it. Off to walk the dog - not a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heck i've been mashing since i got photoshop
with varied results.
it also depends on your source pics and the colours within them
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# and

*click*
by the way! Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Whatever happened to that bandwagon for posting hippos instead of flames/Read the FAQs/etc?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# there was?
it needs to begin again
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I think everyone got sick of seeing hippo flaps:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# it got knocked on the head because it became tedious
there was one monster thread that was linked in the newlsetter and then, finished
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Its here.....@150 hippos....takes ages to load!
b3ta.com/board/6575932
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ...wow.
That's pushing it even by B3ta standards.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# oooohhh
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Here's my first (proper) animation!
Just a quick one, but I quite like it. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# woo yay very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# that sir, is lully!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I like that

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ooo!
That's very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Not the Ceiling Cat


Source
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# i pay him to
it's the only way i can get off these days
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# profit!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# so it was him!
all the time!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I remember that source!
Have one of my first b3ta posts


(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Bindun
Ah well. I tip my helmet to you, sir.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Ah, but yours has has ceiling cat overtones and is most woo!
More:




(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Clickies
You has them.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# This reminds me of


Click for bigger (219KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# YAY! i have waited for this day for so long!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Saw that and thought of this.
it's quick, dirty, seamy, (and shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# RPS
I went to Orgrimmar today. Was a lovely trip, but I didn't quite trust the people there with my camera, so I had to do a MySpace shot.

Me in Orgrimmar
Clicken sie für das slightly embiggeringen.
(Jokel, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# sie haben deutschen sehr guten!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# nice

i'm fishing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Me too.
Playing Sons of Kyuss whilst contemplating a cool beer in the sun attracts fishes, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# i'm sure it does
bloody cold this morning but has turned lovely now, not good fishing weather tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# The fish are having a day off
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# At least it's nice out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# lovely
i'll be getting a tan
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I hope you enjoyed Lagrimmar.
But its got nothing on Shattrath for lag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# in the tropical rainforest of venezuela,
there is a little known tribe of obese pygmies, whose diet consitsts entirely of the fruit of the "porkpie tree"

this is not true.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# mmmmmm.
pork pies.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Not true!!
La por pie is used to attract cows for milking..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Gangotri
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# mais non
ceci n'est pas une pipe!
*brandishes bigger pipe*
ceci est une pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Bigger Pipe, eh?
You swine!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i love this pipe
the possibilities are almost endless, there's the crocodile dundee above
'ceci n'est pas une lune'
'ceci n'est pas les droids qui vous cherchez'


and, er, many more :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# 'ceci n'est pas les droids qui vous cherchez'
at home LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# i had that as my desktop for a while
can't remember who made it though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Frog-odile Dundee?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# crocodile dordogne
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Trying to quit too, eh?
Howareya, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hehe, I quit ages ago, thankfully
not too shabby at all sir.

I have very few vices left now. I don't smoke, drink, no caffiene, and I don't get much chance to play poker thse days (for real £, anyway)

I'll probably get run over by a bus for all this healthy living lark :)

Hope you are well squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Tour De Settle
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# that is lully
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That's lovely :)
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I say, that's rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Baby Claypole!


Click for bigger (30KB)
(I helped save b3ta! claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Life on Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Fire up the Quattro!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hehehe...
...made me think of this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# haha naa..Gene Hunt's a legend :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfpa5XIJJ5c
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Was it any good?
I was dubious about watching it. I loved Life on Mars but I think that it may be pushing a concept a bit too far.
Plus they don't seem to have aged in 10 years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Gene Hunt's wise cracks is what makes it for me :)

I think it's better than Life on Mars..and there are some great songs too
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# And it's the eighties
So ther's a chance of a Roland Rat cameo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# they've already used george and zippy :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4pK3D22JA8
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# That
I just too scarey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# It was ace, apart from the absolute shite acting of the new bint.
If it wasn't for Gene Hunt, it would have been pretty rubbish though.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I like her :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Proj likes a girlie, Proj likes a girlie!
You'll get girl germs!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Eww cooties!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# they've deliberately made it more lighthearted
as they worried that it'd become farcical by accident otherwise.

still not seen life on mars, but am liking ashes to ashes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I used to LOVE that
It was the height of modern drinking :) As I recall it tasted of peach and passionfruit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Zong! it's evil!
in reality: coo is that one of those '4d' scans?

oh and congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# yup
something to freak her out with when she is born!
(I helped save b3ta! claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# "this is what you looked like when you were just a head being sick"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I hope you're sure of the sex
otherwise he'll be more than freaked out
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I've been staring at that pic for about 30 minutes and have failed to detect the 4th dimension
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# beats me
thats what they call them. i don't know how they're done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Well
it's a 3D picture taken from a 4D scan.

The fourth dimension is time, as the scan is done in real time. :)
(dillinja puts lotions into baskets, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# oh yeah
i see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# BABBY MUST EATS BEANS!!!
Best of luck for babby and the grubhost.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# WAAAAH Babby formed
Babby formed for Yoooooooou.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# LIES
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER WHO KILL THEIR BABBY BECAUSE THESE BABBY CAN'T FRIGTH BACK
IT WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MROING
A MOTHER IN AR WHO HAD KILL HER THREE KIDS
THEY ARE TAKING THE THREE BABBY BACK TO NEW YORK TOO LADY TO REST
MY PARY ARE WITH THE FATHER WHO LOST HIS CHRILDEN
I AM TRUELY SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Gaaaah!
Someone's kidnapped ClanSoul and put an insane person on his computer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
#
pown.alluc.org/?uid=1134
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Cockweasle's reason for living.
Last I heard it was his ringtone.

I had it stuck in my head during an exam once and I just burst out laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# But what is it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It's a yahoo answer.
Someone asked "HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?"
And that was the "best answer"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Was it the answer you wanted though?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Not my question,
but I'm satisfied with the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
#
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070701130539AAUIbSq
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# congrats.
although it appears to be sprouting wings.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# shhh
maybe he hasn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ok,
harpy's the word.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Maybe Harpy Toast is the father

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I am H.A.R.P.Y.
I am H.A.R.P.Y.
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I am H.A.R.P.Y.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hehehe!
so ms claypole how did you come to be known as harpy?

i'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Harpy harpy, joy joy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Odds bodkins Mistress Meaker
is it Real Foetus Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ha ha haaaaa
dammit, you beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# CONGRATSSSSS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Congratzifications!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# congratulations
i think
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# psssst, your flies are undone
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Congratulations!
How long until baby mole is born?

So we have Mrs Trellis' baby fox, and your baby mole?
What have you people been doing!?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
But I can't help wondering why your baby is eating coffee beans.
Edit: Ooh they are Minstrels!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# The chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your womb.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hurray for Baby Claypoles!
Woo matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Yay!
RPS, but at least you made it yourself!
Many 'grats.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# apologies for the TJ
but there's a scan in this link too news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7240898.stm

is it just me or is that an x-ray of someone being buggered? it's the arm on their shoulder that's worrying me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# not just you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Honey, the cat's at the bins again!

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Superb
In so many ways!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Corr, and fantastic tagging, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# yes very cool indeed


(seemikedraw, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ^this
and arf!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yays
Apparantly he got the roll when he turned up for auditions in his father's 1920's suit and in character.:)
I think it was the 20th aniversery this weekend with is scarey as I remember the BBC's 10th one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# shame he spent it in a prison cell then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# he's in prison? pourquoi?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# threatening a binman with a knife
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7248281.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that'd explain the anim :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Chraig Charles?
Ah yeah. The who coke/hooker thing. Maybe he and Deaton should form a support group.
I really don't see why they don't get him back on Have I got News for You.

EDIT: ah I hadn't heard about that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# no, Danny John-Jules
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# But he was never in Have I Got News for You!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I have a suspicion he was actually
(as a guest) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Well I've created this:P
www.ipetitions.com/petition/hignfy/

EDIT: Oooo I have a signiture as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# HIGNFY
is quite shit these days, and I don't see why other people can advocate drug taking and stay on the BBC but he couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# This is my thinking.
It would give the programme some new life. You can't really have a full cast rapour if one member is going to be different each week and they used to play off each other so well.
I do have to say that Buzzcocks did a good job when they replaced Marc Lamar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# It was much worse in the one series that Paul Merton didn't do.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ye gads!
I'm glad I missed that one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i imagine it was a very handy excuse
i'll bet his agent was pushing for massive fees
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# And massive fleas too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I can't help thinking Merton and Hislop had a hand in it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Well if you had the chance of getting a pay rise
Wouldn't you push for it?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'm deciding at the minute how hard to push for it.
Playing hardball may backfire but I'm getting to the point where I may have to.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Plus MacDonalds are really anal about paying people more:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I've got a star now though. I've earned it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Don't you get that
for not pissing in the mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# No
you get it *for* pissing in the mayo
(stalinism, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Sad git that I am
I've checked. The only Danny to appear was Danny Baker :(
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
you numpty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# THAT'S scary?
Some of us remember Red Dwarf beginning...
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Pffft!
Unlikely.

Unless it was a Designer bin, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
but as Hislop would say, "allegedly".
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# allegedly cats mess about with bins?
I thought that was a fact
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# If your cat can get into a wheelie bin
take it to the zoo for a check-up, because it is clearly a leopard
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# wouldn't want to fight with that cat
is that his cradle? (i've been listening to cat stevens)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# strange, then..
.. that you should paraphrase a Harry Chapin song.. ;)
(juanito, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha ning
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Awful
Why isn't this FP already?
*simon creeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha

feesh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Superbly as ever
I haven't even read about this yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# YAY
My new favorite thing ever.
(notquiteanon, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Another FP hoorah
clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Ahahaha
lovely... I was expecting somebody to do something like this, but you sir have exceeded my expectations!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Your wheely bins have kickass wheels..
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 17 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I remember Star Bug being much bigger than that...
Great pic Mr Toast... I hope they make a Red Dwarf movie (that isn't shit like series 7 and 8)!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fandabidozi!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

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