my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:36,
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(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35,
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yeah
but they're french.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13,
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They're not a country.
Stop being racist.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13,
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*proper belly lol*
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14,
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:3
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17,
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France being an excellent example of an English speaking country.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14,
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to be fair, a lot of them do speak English better than the average Briton
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16,
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This is far from true.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17,
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you forget just how pathetic the average briton actually is
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19,
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b3ta
reminds us daily.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20,
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If we were talking Holland
then there might have been a point. But we're not, we were talking about France for curious "English-speaking country" reasons. And I agree it's not exactly true.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31,
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I am disturbed that me and my brother were talking about this
The moment before this thread appeared. I can't remember why, I think we were watching the X-Files and somebody jumped out of a second storey window.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13,
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You mean a first.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20,
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THIS WAS MY POINT.
I thought they meant 2nd floor, which would break someones arms and legs if they landed on all fours (which was implied) Then my brother explained the foolish american mindset and how they get incredibly irritated by the way we describe floors.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24,
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They are so silly.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25,
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You forgot Canadians
They say First floor instead of Ground Floor
(FuiruSting, where is thy death?,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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Sceptics
Call the ground floor the first Hence getting lost in sceptic hotels
geezer in my town topped himself, but some of the comments people have left are pretty 'orrible. One that's been taken down was a man saying his wife was a cleaner at the shopping centre, and as a result of her having to work late to clean up the mess, he had a late dinner : \ then he said the man was selfish for ruining his evening.
if I'd have posted this before it got edited, I'm sure the board would have had a field day with it. Poor geezer, I go to that shopping centre alot and it really was a great height, and in a very public place
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:38,
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That just seems to be the overriding reason
in most of my books, the one that crops up the most.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:40,
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hahahah
"It means you have a tattoo of a spider web on your elbow."
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:42,
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That was my favorite.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:48,
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what's the reason for all the scensters getting them then, if it's a prison tat?
I'm confuddled. I remember when we could wear a baseball cap backwards and that would be cool enough.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43,
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Because one of them sees it
goes 'oooh that's cool'
and so all the other fucks get it done as well.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43,
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the endless mass struggle for uniquity
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:45,
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Trust you to clever it up.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:46,
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Allow me to cheapen this debate:
COCKS LOL :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47,
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OMGWTFLOLOCAUST
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:50,
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I just find it humourous
I once went for uniqueness when I had large blonde spikes. Although, trying to model myself on Dexter Holland probably wasn't the best way to aim for uniquity, I thought it fine.
Then I realised that it doesn't matter if you look different from people who listen to different music than you, and that one could be unique in thought and feeling without wishing or needing to display it to the world by wearing a black t-shirt saying "FUCK YOU".
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:49,
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I want a tshirt
that says; FUCK YOU.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:50,
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I had one that said "SICK FUCK" actually
but I think I threw it in the bin when I stopped being silly.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:51,
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You should have kept it
and worn it ironically.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:52,
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I thought I was at the time
It was just a bit embarrassing.
Although a mother with a pushchair came up to me in glasgow, and as she was passing, said: "Look at ye, ya sick fuck!" Ahh, bonny, bonny Gleska.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:54,
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Aw.
Hahah
Alos: LOL IRL
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:57,
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I'm not unique till I take mine off
so meh.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:53,
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(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:17,
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^this
30 36 single living in domestic bliss
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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I felt so bad in the Lego shop in Brighton this summer, rummaging around in the minifigs bins
trying to find all the pieces to make a couple of skeletons...everyone else there was either about 8 or a parent :(
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:02,
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hahahah i was in there last summer too :D
didn't rummage in the minifig bin tho
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:04,
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the real question is have your pupils swollen up like big pennies?
/sig stuff. I think. tho I might have misrecognised the quote and appeared foolish. risky business, this lark.
(marshall19838Oh once my wants and wins were one,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:04,
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you are correct
"a young-assed man with a trashcan stuffed down his ass so the rats can't chew through his last set of pants"
or something like that...I was about to change it to "is drunk with power" since I [rest of post censored on legal advice] :) :) :)
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07,
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I once made a Johnny 5 out of Lego, with little posable eyebrow antennas and everything
I also made a chamber with a revolving floor that 'transformed' normal lego men into their superhero alteregos. I was about 12 at the time, although I am actually single now, so perhaps Lego leaves some kind of indelible mark for life in that respect.
(marshall19838Oh once my wants and wins were one,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:03,
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i made xwings and snowspeeders and a millennium falcon out of lego way before you could buy them
course, they were all a bit shite in comparison to the bought ones, but they were *MINE*
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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Do you have any idea
how difficult it is to find a black Lego man? I accept no responsibility for the blatant racism of Lego's bigoted manufacturers.
(You'd think it was more racist if I'd coloured the face in...)
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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I love her so much.
Sturdy and excellent.
You win.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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Hi 5 for the sturdy crew, hey, let's have a club!
with badges and that, no skinnies allowed!
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43,
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Why has she got a tiny head?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:48,
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Makes the rest of her look bigger.
A trick used a lot in comics.
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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Oh okay.
I didn't know that. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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Hello! :D
I was on dA at school today and I was going to say hi while I was meant to be doing maths, but because of your "GIVE ME THE FUCKING REMOTE" journal it filtered your page at school :P
yesterday, I was about to get in the shower but I forgot to put my hoddie in the room. As soon as I stepped out of the bathroom, I slipped. So 5 am and I wake up and I can't move my right arm or turn my head. I was so freaked out. Turns out I pulled a muscle in my shoulder.I can barely draw, which is upsetting me, but I'm trying. Oh and a cold. Hahah health fial.
And how was your day?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07,
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Aww! :(
I was off school for a week when I hurt my neck like that. Except I didn't do anything to provoke it this time. The first time I got it, someone had pushed me out of my seat on the bus and I'd twinged my neck then. Years later it struck with a vengeance and I couldn't turn my head :( So I know how you feel. Is it horrible of me to imagine you slipping with cheesy high-pitched-whistle sound effects?
*hugs*
My day was alright. I managed to finish my maths coursework. Finally. I decided to take the lesson off and go to the library with it, and my teacher was pleased with that decision. I ended up on dA, impressing a guy who was sent down with me. He's in the top 10 under 16 surfers in the world. He's only recently back from a competition in Hawaii! We got into a conversation about how he was tired at an airport and his head fell backwards and hit Eva Longoria in the back of the head! Apparently she's a really nice person :)
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:50,
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Tub girl's favourite.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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yeah
i realised that and left it for extra comedy value
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:37,
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I'd rather have shower gel on chips than ketchup any day.
yuk :(
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:31,
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WRONGHEAD
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:20,
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i would buy that for a dollar!
(spacefishbong!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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The Mint one is rather fantastic
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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^this
I brought 4 bottles over to germany with me.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33,
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Good for other things too.
Edit: I was meant to reply to Archie, but you'll do just as well.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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ergh, what do you mean??
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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Oh don't play the innocent with me.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:36,
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cleaning your teeth?
please tell me what you mean.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:36,
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It works on the same principle as pleasure gel.
Next time you have a shower, have a wank using it (SPARINGLY).
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:37,
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that sounds like pain to me.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:39,
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Only if you use too much.
I was introduced to it for this reason by a bloke, and he didn't say it was painful. Although I will admit if you use too much it can be a bit uncomfortable.
Edit: I'm not forcing you, though. Don't have Captain approved wanks. See if I care.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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oh, you'll care
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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I know.
Damn you.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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but for some reason harder to find than other varieties.
/saddled with lemon this time round blog
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33,
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Lemon is for suckers
I made that mistake once, never again. Am I hallucinating that there was a mint-only flavour? I've only been able to lay my hands on a mint/tea-tree combo, and I'm not sure what a tea-tree actually is.
(marshall19838Oh once my wants and wins were one,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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There's an almond and something one
looks like jizz, smells like the most boring thing ever.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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oh yeah, I tried that!
not for it's jizz-looking qualities mind you, but more because the -something that was with the almond sounded like something worth giving a shot. alas, it was one of the greatest let-downs of my life, exaggeratingly speaking.
(marshall19838Oh once my wants and wins were one,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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I tried that once. I got some in my eyes and ended up looking like a rabbit that had failed the LD50 test.
Horrid.
Edit: Perhaps that should be Draize test?
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:34,
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haha
fine metaphor usage
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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I use the Lime one
the mint one leaves me feeling too tingly
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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is there such a thing as TOO tingly?
I didn't think tingliness had an undesirable extreme. Except maybe some kind of chronic pins-and-needle affair I suppose.
(marshall19838Oh once my wants and wins were one,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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There is.
You'll know when you find it. If you don't believe me, cover your anus in colgate.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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