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# Monty!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# ris?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# There was a game many years ago
called Monty on the Run.....

Edit: In fact, you can read about it here.... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_on_the_Run
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Watch here
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# *watches*
What super rolling jumps he has.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I do love the way that
he shakes his ass on the cloud :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Oh man, the music!
It's awesome!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I always wondered why he only had one eye.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That music is so great
God i loved that game.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Sorry TJ:
I coloured in the Sebastian I found on my Khazi blackboard this morning:)




Not worthy of a new thread.

EDIT: In true b3ta irony. I just heard that is was done by Gonkpan's ex-flatmate who I have staying with me:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Less should be Lest, no?
Not being a cunt, can't remember myself.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Lest.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Both work
i did orginally do 'lest', but the peeps that'll see it wouldn't get that.:P
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Less?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I like this.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# It looks like he's on a sandwich.
Which is odd.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Yeah Pret have been sold on by MacDonalds
So thing can only get better.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# thats good duncan...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I love you.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Very Gilbert and George.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# i hadn't even noticed that...
...but you're so right!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# It is as though they sat for a portrait with James Moir
(although, strangely, I own one of his and it is signed 'Vic Reeves')
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Well done Duncan
you fishy-handed twat :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Was it Big Train series 2?
I can't remember where the fat handed twat originated now, it's been far too long since I saw it =[
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Series 2.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# GOODO.
I only have series 1.
I feel like a failure.
However, I inter-stole it, so I feel like a manly failure.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# We have both.
^.^ *teases/brags*

Inter-stal series 2, then. *shrugs* Ow! I have to stop shrugging. Hahah
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# *hugs again*
Poor Killerkripple
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hahah
Thank you *hugs back*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# No problem :)
Hahaurrrr
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# HAHAURRRR
^.^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That was a good conversation.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# *nods*
^^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# BAGUETTE
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# LOOK AT HIS MOUGH
OOPS SOZ I'LL BRB GOTTA COUNT MA POINTZ
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# WHAT
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# dyeritchyleg.
Google that shit.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# ^^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# WUT HAZ U DUN?
My hand is feeling less twatty recently.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I pulled a muscle in my shoulder/neck area
by slipping on the floor.

What does that mean?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# has it made you talk like Barnaby Bear?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Barnaby Bear?
Whut?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I don't get it either
but it made me spray milk everywhere
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hahah
I just choked on my ginger ale.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I hate that stuff.
MILK IS BETTAH
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I do love milk.
But ginger ale makes me burp loudly, which is just plain amusing.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# MILK IS AMOOSING IN ITS OWN WAY
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# HOW?
COS YOU CAN SAY MOO!?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# EXACTLY
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# LOL
I could totally pwn you in a burping contest, though.

That's not very ladylike, is it? Hmm...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# HA
I beg to differ.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I COULD PWN YOUR ASS
Just ask mofaha. Hahah
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# It means he's stopped having sex with it
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Ohh.
Right then. That was too much information, thanks. xp
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Hahah sorry! :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# x]
Sokay
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# It means you are a dumbass.
However, I do it from a lot less, because I am a mega-dumbass.

Once, I sneezed and thought I snapped my brain.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I didn't even fall. I just sorta...spazzslipped cos my foot was wet.
How does one snap one's brain?
And I meant what does having a twatty hand mean. But ClanSoul cleared that up. ;]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Oh I see.
My hand was hurting because I found a way of twanging the nerve through my wrist.

I did it for a while, and then realised my hand ached. It was not cool.

Also, I don't know how to snap a brain, but it seems sneezing simulates the feeling.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Twanging
like a country guitarist? Heheh
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Like you twang a hairy banjo.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hairy banjo.
That sounds like some WEIRD innuendo.
I know it's not though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Then what IS it?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I dunno.
A similie or something?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# No. It is.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Oh.
Should I be weirded out then or something?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Yes.
But then, you should be by my presence in general, not just what I say.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahah
I don't think talking to you over the internet is 'your presence' is it? Unless you're hiding in my room.....?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# *hides better*
I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# You're lucky
I'm injured and can't turn my neck to see my room behind me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Harrr
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# It isn't
but it should be.

"Heeey, wanna play with my hairy banjo?"
*wiggles eyebrow seductively*

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Trust me.
It is.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# D'you use it to
pick up girls men?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# No.
I just offer them candy and lure them into my van.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oh okay.






*craves candy now* That's gotta be wrong. xp
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I did not clear up after him.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
Yeah you did.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# LICE!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# MAO!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I KNEW I recognised him!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Your things are very odd.
I like them a lot.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# "and there's an even older lady in no. 73's kitchen"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Have a doughnut duncan . . .
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hay you
dunno if I showed ya this yet, I believe it was an image you made


:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# very good
yay!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Goining up . . .
ground floor !
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# GOINING!
I'm going for a bloody good goining!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Sometimes goining hurts . . .
I slay myself !
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Is that
Ian Beale?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# :(
sadly not.

but that would be ideal
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Lost in an elevator . . .
Love in a lift . . .
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Where is the first floor in that picture?
Bungalows do not have a first floor.

You are a nonsense.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# technically
the first floor is the ground floor.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# NOT,
it's the one above the ground floor.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# No.
Only Americans refer to it as the first floor.

In every other English speaking country it is the ground floor and the first floor is up a flight of stairs.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ^this
just because we gave you a language, that doesn't mean you can mess with it and expect us to accept it ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# 'ning miss
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# 'ning!
how's you?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# bleary
been reading comics all afternoon, it seems to have driven my eyes a little mad.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# so
it wasn't the insane amount of fwappage, then?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# i bin off sick the past couple of days
no fwappage at da moment.

i'll catch up once i get better.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# heheh
fwappage makes everything feel better

except blisters.
of the cock.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# you still locked in the basement?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# nope
i got a key, but don't tell captain wow ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ^FUCKING BIG HUGE THIS^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# France
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# What about it?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# France
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# yes, famous English speaking country
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Are you denying it?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# FRANCE MY FRIEND
FRANCE INDEED
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# you shall suffer for this outrage
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# FUCKING POOFS
MAKING OUR HOUSES FALL DOWN
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I BURNED MY NECK
I DID NOT LIKE IT.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# DO NOT LIE ON WAFFLE IRON THEN
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# OH FUCK
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD TO LIE ON WAFFLE IRON.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# COME TO FRANCE
AND GET SOME UNDERPANTS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I wore underpants once. I burned my neck. I did not like it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ITCHY LEG
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# YOU AND YOUR WET PANTS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# THEY WAS WET TROOS
NOT PANTS! xp
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# WHY MUST YOU LIE
x]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I TELL NO LIES!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# yeah
but they're french.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# They're not a country.
Stop being racist.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# *proper belly lol*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# France being an excellent example of an English speaking country.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# to be fair, a lot of them do speak English better than the average Briton
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# This is far from true.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# you forget just how pathetic the average briton actually is
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# b3ta
reminds us daily.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# If we were talking Holland
then there might have been a point. But we're not, we were talking about France for curious "English-speaking country" reasons. And I agree it's not exactly true.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Yes,
I would agree that the cloggies have an amazing grasp which outstrips that of many natives.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# myself, for example
bloody dutch.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Bastard.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# i've never heard an english person say
"where are zee, 'ow you say, beeskits?"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I've just said it
but then I'm not English, so it doesn't count
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# as long as you're human
you'll do
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I am thinking
John Cleese.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# silly kernigget!
i fart in your general direction!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I'll get Caewan before it drifts away
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Your mother was a hamster
and your father smells of elderberry.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
i love that line!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# One time I went to France. But some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# OK if we're veering out of English-speaking countries
Germany. More people than France. First floor is the first floor, not the ground floor.

The point was English-speaking countries though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# FRANCE
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# SWINDON
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# BURNLEY
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I am disturbed that me and my brother were talking about this
The moment before this thread appeared. I can't remember why, I think we were watching the X-Files and somebody jumped out of a second storey window.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You mean a first.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# THIS WAS MY POINT.
I thought they meant 2nd floor, which would break someones arms and legs if they landed on all fours (which was implied)
Then my brother explained the foolish american mindset and how they get incredibly irritated by the way we describe floors.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# They are so silly.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You forgot Canadians
They say First floor instead of Ground Floor
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Sceptics
Call the ground floor the first
Hence getting lost in sceptic hotels
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Idiots.
You go below the ground for the basement and above the ground to find a floor.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# what are they
sceptical about exactly? proper language usage?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I used to work in a portakabin on the outskirts of Petersfield
there was a fire safety notice which said "In case of fire, do not use lifts"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# maybe
they meant forklifts?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I got a blank look when I asked if there was a lift that went sideways
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# because that would be a car?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# wait...no...yes
that's crazy talk
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I am now finally finishing work.
I've been here for.... what's half 8 till now? I've lost all intelligence.

9.5 hours.

Not too bad.

But they've been shit. So bye and love and hugs and stuff yes.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# gute bye
I shall continue to talk nonsense on your behalf
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It sounds
more like Willy Wonka's Great Glass Elevator to me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# or shoes
made for diminutive pop impresario and bendy-backed midget, Prince.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# sshhhh!
don't say that name! it causes the lawyers to appear!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# THE LOFT
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hollyoaks locations don't count
as they are purely for fictional purposes only, as described in the 1964 Fictional Locations Act of 1964 (1964)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Why don't buildings have left and right floors?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] always knew he was an ugly git
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# NO HE'S NOT
Ooooooh would.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I THINK HE IS RATHER ATTRACTIVE.
Not my standards for bumlove though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I bloody knew you'd say that!
;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Because you know he is lovely too.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *admits*
:P
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# wouldn't. ever.
he's the image of my uncle :x
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Looks like
the guy out of Rocky with the messed up face when the tash is gone.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Sylvester Stallone?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Sylvester Stallone always has that face.
I think his lip is stapled to his cheek.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Eew
hahahah
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# that'd explain his mother too...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Oh noes
W/o the tash, he looks EXACTLY like the German Ex-Führer Gerhard Schröder!!!11!!
EDIT: I guess we have a major mystery solved here!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Squeaky does Elvis !
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Rob Inspired me
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *serves coleslaw and pink pikles*
WOO YAY
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Exlax DOES it.
God, get the grammar right ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Sorry
.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Exlax . . .
will do it . . . when ya want to . . .
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# .
Be too scared to fart?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Well . . . yaaaaaaaaaaaa !
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# dump and run


back later.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
do NOT come back.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hahahah!!
Yes!!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# ningaling!
you are on popular page ; )
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I noticed :)
Then Cockweasle told me. And I'd already noticed.
Now you're telling me, and I'd already told Cockweasle I'd noticed :)

'Ning sir! How are you?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# not baad, off work early - woo!
ooh, dunno if I showed ya this:
www.newsshopper.co.uk/display.var.2050773.0.man_dies_after_shopping_centre_fall.php

geezer in my town topped himself, but some of the comments people have left are pretty 'orrible. One that's been taken down was a man saying his wife was a cleaner at the shopping centre, and as a result of her having to work late to clean up the mess, he had a late dinner : \
then he said the man was selfish for ruining his evening.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Thats horrible!
Poor lady
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
And an obligatory "DIBS ON THE CORPSE!"
But in all seriousness, it's terrible :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# poor lady having to clean up that mess and live with that horrible man
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# someone actually wrote LOL CORPSE
if I'd have posted this before it got edited, I'm sure the board would have had a field day with it. Poor geezer, I go to that shopping centre alot and it really was a great height, and in a very public place
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Some people are mental.
And I'm not talking about the guy who killed himself.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# He's got a point though
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# yes I agree - suicide is VERY selfish and in a public place too.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# yeah, but I think
alot of what has been left in the comments was just there to get a reaction. Awfully sad, but keep it behind closed doors
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# the popular page is a bloody popularity contest
*wanders off to make Meritocracy page...*
*has second thoughts, decides he's do better on a Medieval Theocracy page*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# it has thrown out some good stuff I may have missed
but I agree, by and large it does seem to be a popularity contest
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME YOU WILL BE STUCK DOWN
BY GOD HIMSELF HERS.. ITSE... THEMSELV... !

/theocracy page
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# 'clicks'
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# The clue is in the title
I would have thought
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# heh I've just realised this
'spangs self'
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# splendid work Madam!~
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Pffffft
Thought about doing this, but then I remembered how much work it is.

Woo!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# wow!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# oh hai Henry!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# This is the opitamy of
the meaning of plural for ubiquitous !
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Henry is revolting.


Up the revolution.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Carlsberg don't make Rubiks cubes but if they did...

they'd probably be the worst Rubiks cubes in the world.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Carlsberg bearly make beer
edit - 'ow wooood - woo yay ha ha ha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
#
carlsberg is píss filtered through a bulldog's anus.

thats why they sponsor liverpool.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Scenester, anyone?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Does he realise there's a cobweb on his elbow?

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# whatever happened to the brill picture you were going to do of me
that's what I want to know.

cool pic, but why is his right arm amusingly deformed?

(I just mean, his hand is the wrong way round :))
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# The more I look at it
the more it changes..
half the time it looks normal, like an optical illusion!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I think this every time I have a shower
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Oh shit.
Was I? I don't know, then. Was it a description picture? 'Cos I don't have your description anywhere...
I feel so bad. I'm sorry!


I don't know. x]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# haha no don't worry
you said i should send a picture and you would draw me, but I never did cos I'm a lazy oaf. I will some day.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Oh.
Hahah. Then send me a picture! x]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# She said she would do me from a description
(phnar, etc) but then she wouldn't because she thought my description was a lie.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# You know, if those idiot kids realised what the cobweb on the elbow meant
they might think twice about having it done.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It has a meaning?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# SPIDER IN YOUR JOINTS!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# shouldn't they have skunks then?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Neo Nazi
affiliation
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# according to the books I have
it means you've commited a hate crime such as murdering a black man.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ah.
Really? According to no books that I own, people just think it looks cool.
*shrugs* Ow!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# So does a KKK hood.
Depending on your aesthetics.

I'm not blaming you, kitten.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahah
I guess so. When you put it that way.
:]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Emopop can be classed as a hate crime surely
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahah
RadioEmo. LOL
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# You know this, I know this.
It's why we're better.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# ?
What does it mean?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It means you're a dick.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# That you like killing black people.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# but if you get your hand body-modded the other way round
it means simply that you're underwhelmed with life and will moan about it til you reach 20 and realise life's not that bad.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# :D
Imagine the possibilities though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Well
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# That just seems to be the overriding reason
in most of my books, the one that crops up the most.

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahahah
"It means you have a tattoo of a spider web on your elbow."
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# That was my favorite.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# what's the reason for all the scensters getting them then, if it's a prison tat?
I'm confuddled. I remember when we could wear a baseball cap backwards and that would be cool enough.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Because one of them sees it
goes 'oooh that's cool'

and so all the other fucks get it done as well.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# the endless mass struggle for uniquity
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Trust you to clever it up.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Allow me to cheapen this debate:
COCKS LOL :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# OMGWTFLOLOCAUST
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I just find it humourous
I once went for uniqueness when I had large blonde spikes. Although, trying to model myself on Dexter Holland probably wasn't the best way to aim for uniquity, I thought it fine.

Then I realised that it doesn't matter if you look different from people who listen to different music than you, and that one could be unique in thought and feeling without wishing or needing to display it to the world by wearing a black t-shirt saying "FUCK YOU".
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I want a tshirt
that says; FUCK YOU.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I had one that said "SICK FUCK" actually
but I think I threw it in the bin when I stopped being silly.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# You should have kept it
and worn it ironically.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I thought I was at the time
It was just a bit embarrassing.

Although a mother with a pushchair came up to me in glasgow, and as she was passing, said: "Look at ye, ya sick fuck!" Ahh, bonny, bonny Gleska.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Aw.
Hahah

Alos: LOL IRL
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I'm not unique till I take mine off
so meh.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# remind me
Not to tattoo myself when next in prison
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# haha
"My tattoo of a peacock on my elbow signifies that I flashed my cock at a cancer patient."
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I Have a chicken tattoo'd on my knuckle
Cock in hand as it were
Pft
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# If the peacock is wearing a bowler hat...
...it means that you cock-slapped said patient.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# "If the peacock has a spoon in it's claw, it means you pissed in their soup"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Oh?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# He looks very sinister!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahah
he looked better before I inked him.

Also, there are suspicious noises coming from behind me, but I can't look to see if it's kittens cos I can't turn around. xp
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# BLOOD KITTENS
COMING TO STEAL YOUR BLOOD
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Fuck.
Deathcat. :[
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# No! Remember our Nightmare Blood Kittens?
They help us steal blood..?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Ah!
That's right! Hahah ^.^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# :D
SHE REMEMBERS!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Of course.
Or something. :]
I has a soup. ^.^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I want soup.
I shall get soup.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Soup ftw.
It's leftovers from the dinner mofaha cooked last night. Wanna taste? *offers bowl*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# EAT UR SOUPS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# AH FINISHED MUH SOUPS
SO MNEH!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# IN UR RUME
IMPERSINATIN UR KITTINZ
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# IN UR SNOW
SHAKIN MAH PAWZ
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# IN UR PAWZ
CLEENIN OTHA PEEPOLS BLUD
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# IN UR RUME
GUNNA STEEL UR BLOODZ
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# O NO
IN UR HOME
HIDIN IN UR WARDROBE
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# IN UR WARDROBE
STEELIN UR CLOTHES




i dunno
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# You wouldn't want them
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Ahahah
why?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# subtle!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# B for Bat-detta!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# till next time


and thanks for the phffft
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] American politics needs more Zappa.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# YES!!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# haha
suits him.. give him a guitar as well!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's the spirit!
And make him sing cantre soungs!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Spang him
With your largest spanging pan
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Looks 17% less evil
with a moustache
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Lurker? Me? Don't be ridiculous!

But yeah. 1000 posts and it only took me 3 years and 3 months to achieve.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# AFROMULLETS!
Congratulations! :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Mullets
I had a friend made a film about the history of the mullet. Apparently its a sign of bravery!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Mine was rubbish
and I need to think of something for 2,000 soon-ish.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Congrats!
But you have to get naked next time. It's the rules.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hurrarz!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Ahahahahah
I love you.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I don't remember drawing this.

I found it under my desk. It could have been there for weeks.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# kooky
but cracking
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Oh that's preeeeeeetty.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# That's lovely.
I have no idea what it is, but it's lovely nonetheless...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# If you did remember . . .
chances are . . . you weren't there . . .
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Stop messing with my head!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Your hair is fine . . .
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# 'pologies if bindun...
...but it is Friday afternoon and I am bored.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You've changed it to a white guy!
Racist!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Yellow.
Thus Chinese.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Ah
of course, that hadn't occured to me.

COme to think of it, can you get white lego people? I don't think I've ever seen it...
*spies conspiracy
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# you used to be able to get a skeleton, who was white and all ribby.
does that count?

I had one of the ghosts that glew/glowed in the dark once. I miss the days when playing with Lego was an acceptable pastime for me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Haha
I still play with Lego and I'm nearly 30

I also have a shitload of Transformers

And am currently single

No connection
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# No connection at all.
That's a big one for the plus column for prospective boyfriends if you ask me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I think moving 10,000km away
tends to put a dint in most relationships :/
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# You need to find one closer
*hug* also.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *big hugs back*
I'm going out for a drink with a lady this evening...though she's a little, er, temperamental, so I'll probably keep my distance.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# no sexy tiem?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ...maybe
but she's massively insecure, not sure if it's advisable

would prefer a friendly drink and a chat tbh
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# We all are, a bit.
Keep yourself safe, don't do anything a far more reserved person than me wouldn't do.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# plus column ? the being
currently single

OR

also have a shitload of Transformers

-
I'm married and have shitload of Transformers + star wars toys in the original box. Is there a bit on the side column?

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Always!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ^this
30 36
single living in domestic bliss
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I felt so bad in the Lego shop in Brighton this summer, rummaging around in the minifigs bins
trying to find all the pieces to make a couple of skeletons...everyone else there was either about 8 or a parent :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# hahahah i was in there last summer too :D
didn't rummage in the minifig bin tho
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# the real question is have your pupils swollen up like big pennies?
/sig stuff. I think. tho I might have misrecognised the quote and appeared foolish. risky business, this lark.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# you are correct
"a young-assed man with a trashcan stuffed down his ass so the rats can't chew through his last set of pants"

or something like that...I was about to change it to "is drunk with power" since I [rest of post censored on legal advice] :) :) :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I once made a Johnny 5 out of Lego, with little posable eyebrow antennas and everything
I also made a chamber with a revolving floor that 'transformed' normal lego men into their superhero alteregos. I was about 12 at the time, although I am actually single now, so perhaps Lego leaves some kind of indelible mark for life in that respect.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# i made xwings and snowspeeders and a millennium falcon out of lego way before you could buy them
course, they were all a bit shite in comparison to the bought ones, but they were *MINE*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Do you have any idea
how difficult it is to find a black Lego man? I accept no responsibility for the blatant racism of Lego's bigoted manufacturers.

(You'd think it was more racist if I'd coloured the face in...)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Heh
Minstral lego
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Like...blackface you mean?

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Lego Lando from Star Wars
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I have no idea
but I would guess that it is at least as difficult as typing 'black lego man' into google images and looking at the very first result.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I just checked,
and it has surprisingly few results!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Another before home
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# haha
kind of suits him, makes him look like Captain Darling in Blackadder..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He is a Cunt.
That is all....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Like a twig.....

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I love her so much.
Sturdy and excellent.

You win.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hi 5 for the sturdy crew, hey, let's have a club!
with badges and that, no skinnies allowed!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Why has she got a tiny head?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Makes the rest of her look bigger.
A trick used a lot in comics.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Oh okay.
I didn't know that. :]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hello! :D
I was on dA at school today and I was going to say hi while I was meant to be doing maths, but because of your "GIVE ME THE FUCKING REMOTE" journal it filtered your page at school :P

How are you?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Aww hahah
Sorry. xp

Well, school was cancelled today, so that was nice. But other than that, I feel like shit. :[
And you, love?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# What's wrong??
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Gah.
yesterday, I was about to get in the shower but I forgot to put my hoddie in the room. As soon as I stepped out of the bathroom, I slipped. So 5 am and I wake up and I can't move my right arm or turn my head. I was so freaked out. Turns out I pulled a muscle in my shoulder.I can barely draw, which is upsetting me, but I'm trying. Oh and a cold. Hahah health fial.

And how was your day?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Aww! :(
I was off school for a week when I hurt my neck like that. Except I didn't do anything to provoke it this time. The first time I got it, someone had pushed me out of my seat on the bus and I'd twinged my neck then.
Years later it struck with a vengeance and I couldn't turn my head :(
So I know how you feel.
Is it horrible of me to imagine you slipping with cheesy high-pitched-whistle sound effects?

*hugs*

My day was alright. I managed to finish my maths coursework. Finally. I decided to take the lesson off and go to the library with it, and my teacher was pleased with that decision.
I ended up on dA, impressing a guy who was sent down with me. He's in the top 10 under 16 surfers in the world. He's only recently back from a competition in Hawaii!
We got into a conversation about how he was tired at an airport and his head fell backwards and hit Eva Longoria in the back of the head! Apparently she's a really nice person :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahah
I had to imagine the sound effects, too when you said that. Not horrible, very funny.

*hugs back*

Oh dude! That's sick! Hahah. I always wanted to try surfing. I mean, I'm okay at skateboarding and snowboarding so how hard could it be? ;D

Oh! Also! Snow!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It's not hard at all! I love surfing.
I mean, I'm no good at it, but it's not hard to stay on your board :)

And yes! I saw!! :D
I love snow!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Hahah
You surf? Really? That's pretty sick.

It's great! But it's cold. D:
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Occasionally.
I do it for PE at school.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Lucky.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# sturdy for the win
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Needs
Toes
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# This is almost filthy enough for even my depraved standards
A rare, but heartfelt woo.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I love this
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I think they're missing a trick...

everything seams to be in order here
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That's great.
Really zingy!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i fear brown shower may have other meanings
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Could be worse.....
/golden
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I must say,
I think a brown shower sounds worse, but I'd rather not have a debate...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# let's have
a mass debate
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Tub girl's favourite.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# yeah
i realised that and left it for extra comedy value
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I'd rather have shower gel on chips than ketchup any day.
yuk :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# WRONGHEAD
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# i would buy that for a dollar!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# The Mint one is rather fantastic
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# ^this
I brought 4 bottles over to germany with me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Good for other things too.
Edit: I was meant to reply to Archie, but you'll do just as well.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ergh, what do you mean??
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh don't play the innocent with me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# cleaning your teeth?
please tell me what you mean.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It works on the same principle as pleasure gel.
Next time you have a shower, have a wank using it (SPARINGLY).
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# that sounds like pain to me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Only if you use too much.
I was introduced to it for this reason by a bloke, and he didn't say it was painful. Although I will admit if you use too much it can be a bit uncomfortable.

Edit: I'm not forcing you, though. Don't have Captain approved wanks. See if I care.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# oh, you'll care
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I know.
Damn you.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Feel unclean now
Need a shower.... Oh no
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# This
but for some reason harder to find than other varieties.

/saddled with lemon this time round blog
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Lemon is for suckers
I made that mistake once, never again. Am I hallucinating that there was a mint-only flavour? I've only been able to lay my hands on a mint/tea-tree combo, and I'm not sure what a tea-tree actually is.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# There's an almond and something one
looks like jizz, smells like the most boring thing ever.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# oh yeah, I tried that!
not for it's jizz-looking qualities mind you, but more because the -something that was with the almond sounded like something worth giving a shot. alas, it was one of the greatest let-downs of my life, exaggeratingly speaking.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I tried that once. I got some in my eyes and ended up looking like a rabbit that had failed the LD50 test.
Horrid.

Edit: Perhaps that should be Draize test?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# haha
fine metaphor usage
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I use the Lime one
the mint one leaves me feeling too tingly
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# is there such a thing as TOO tingly?
I didn't think tingliness had an undesirable extreme. Except maybe some kind of chronic pins-and-needle affair I suppose.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# There is.
You'll know when you find it. If you don't believe me, cover your anus in colgate.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# my cat loves colgate
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :D mental image award of the day.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Does your cat love colgate
On your rusty sherrifs badge?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# three questions:
1. why?
2. learnt from personal experience?
3. why oh good god why?!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Because I said so
No. Well, sort of. It'd take too long to explain.

BECAUSE I BLOODY SAID SO.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# well that answers all my questions, succinctly and efficiently.
that is all.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Colgate
On the Walnut whip is a mighty strange sensation.
Always rinse thoroughly girls
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Remind me
Not to borrow your tooth brush
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hehehe
Really good!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Tomato shower gel?
*steals and patents*

Mwahahahahahaha!

*Files bankruptcy because it's a terrible idea*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Seeargent Presley shows off his collection
of false moustaches

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# He keeps them
in the same safe as his false badges . . .
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Yummy.

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# sanitary owl
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Wish I'd thought of that.
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# it's a from an old joke
What's red and lives in a tree?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Tarzan Winner.
I don't know.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# a peeled ape
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# pffft
you're spoiling us.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# ...with wings
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ooof!
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Barney can't resist
extra protien ?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# nicely!~
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# fresh 'n juicy!
yum!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# TOAN





Text on a newsletter
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# jokes are better than technique
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# bugger
shame i didn't even manage the joke part either...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

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