no bad kittydon't eat the silly humans
CFB
check out that optimization
(,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:18,
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CFB
check out that optimization
May I just wiggle in my seat a bitdue to weariness?
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:21,
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They are dancing toThere's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:25,
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Good evening Flower!Hows you?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:26,
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Well but fecking annoyedI didn't realise how late it was and am annoyed with myself for working so late.
Still ne'er mind.
Ooh JJ got shouty with you?
(Still ne'er mind.
Ooh JJ got shouty with you?
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:28,
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Awwww!Selling Marmite and Jaffa Cakes is a 24hr business :)
Yeah, well not really me per se but I was the vent for it :) Ill dig out the link :)
(Yeah, well not really me per se but I was the vent for it :) Ill dig out the link :)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:30,
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dance, gavin, dance!
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:32,
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Awww!U HAZ LOOKED AT MY PIC FIRST?!?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:14,
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Catch ya laterHope to see you tomorrow!
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:14,
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This is relavent to my interests.*goes to eat a crumpet*
Bai gaiz!
CFB
(Bai gaiz!
CFB
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:14,
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BROFLS! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:15,
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Ah!What a happy sun!
OKBAI!
(OKBAI!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:15,
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^this xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:16,
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ahhhh, having lots of time to kill now that I'm sober...made a cover for my band's second EP which we haven't recorded yet...turned out nice
I reckon anyway.
(I reckon anyway.
yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:58,
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Don't like the text, but other than that, noice.Edit to push Mongys arse a bit further down.
LOL...
LOLOLO..
LOL.
(LOL...
LOLOLO..
LOL.
Ttssattsr,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:00,
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yeah, no one's that fond of the fontbut I started using it so I will finish....until I find a nicer one.
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:01,
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The dimensions are wrong.It's too wide for a cd cover.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:02,
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well...it would fit on the front of a J-card inlay for a CD single, technically.
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:05,
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what do your band sound likebaring in mind a successful answer will end in the word 'core'
( connor,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:08,
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errrr......joy division meets sultans of ping
seriously, that's what someone said...dunno.
punk and stuff...core :)
(seriously, that's what someone said...dunno.
punk and stuff...core :)
yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:11,
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actually...when I was in sheffield we invented a genre called Mardcore...cos, like, of the word mardy...
oh my god, that story just sent me to sleep.
(oh my god, that story just sent me to sleep.
yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:17,
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Looks very nice!Although that could just be compared to the last picture. ;)
While we're on the subject of bands, I had to make a poster for a Battle Of The Bands at college, and I'm not very good at that sort of thing, so what does everyone think?
www.b3tards.com/u/a4ccb79cb7aa28350d3d/botb.jpg
Not real band names, since the organiser lost the list... ¬_¬
(While we're on the subject of bands, I had to make a poster for a Battle Of The Bands at college, and I'm not very good at that sort of thing, so what does everyone think?
www.b3tards.com/u/a4ccb79cb7aa28350d3d/botb.jpg
Not real band names, since the organiser lost the list... ¬_¬
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:02,
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That's dead good.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:03,
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Really?Thank you! :D
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:04,
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I'll give you opinions if you give me some:www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/poster5.gif
Personally, I like yours, it's simple, clean and easy to read yet it doesn't look amateur or plain.
(Personally, I like yours, it's simple, clean and easy to read yet it doesn't look amateur or plain.
Ttssattsr,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:04,
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OooI really like that.
It's good, 'cause all the basic information's right there in your face, but if you're interested and want to know more, that's there too! But without it looking too cluttered. :)
(It's good, 'cause all the basic information's right there in your face, but if you're interested and want to know more, that's there too! But without it looking too cluttered. :)
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:07,
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Needsmore stickmen.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:06,
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Doesn't everything in life? Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:11,
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The Lowry CentreManchester. It has too many.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:15,
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I like Lowry and that centre, I also like Manchesterand the karaoke bar just off portland street which some guy decided to punch me repeatedly in.
(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:18,
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that's a very cool picturealthough personally i'd have the picture going right to the edge rather than fading to black
(
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:05,
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Especiallyat the top, actually...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:15,
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i got a camera and let myself dress up as a school girl with my arse out
mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:56,
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Is this why mr horrible described you to me as"hugely talented but frustratingly modest"?
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:57,
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Jiminy Cricket...I'm not going to sleep tonight...
I'll be too busy wanking.
(I'll be too busy wanking.
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:57,
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AND NO FAT CHICKS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PHOTO!
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:57,
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Why am I looking at your cock/tripple-arse?
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:58,
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Nothing better than a bit of undercarriage. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:58,
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hehemy cock and bollox sit on a chair well before my bum does, i might get a tuck
( mongychops,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:01,
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NOyou should gently brush them against upholstery.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:02,
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gravity is a bitchif i swing them around i hurt toddlers
( mongychops,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:04,
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Ooooh dear.This has put an entirely different spin on it.
Come to think of it, maybe you should do that.
(Come to think of it, maybe you should do that.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:07,
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that just made me snot on myself. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:11,
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hahahyou sexy bastard
(
Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:58,
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nipples sent it to me from last yeari was thin then :)
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:59,
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I'm scared of this for lots of reasons.I installed adblock for this image alone.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:59,
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Well that's my supper sortedI'm getting an eating disorder. right now.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:00,
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I'm sure there are plenty of b3tans willing to ruin your appetite GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:01,
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They havemany a time. Speaking if things that turn the stomach, my new vid is on links. It's cheerfully depressing too.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:04,
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watching it nowjust finished, you went through a lot of bottles of wine.
I'm not drinking at the moment, because I have to have my right head on for animating geese
GEESE
(I'm not drinking at the moment, because I have to have my right head on for animating geese
GEESE
GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:06,
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animating Geeseis serious stuff. I wish I could help. But GEESE? Can't you compromise with tall ducks?
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:13,
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ducks are no good unfortunately, It's important that Goose are drawn, for goose quest 2 GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:15,
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Thats easy!Goose Quest two. Revenge of the tall ducks.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:22,
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to be fair that was the first in a set from meis there a /board i should post them on?
( mongychops,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:06,
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Oh fuck.I will not be sleeping well tonight.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:00,
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Well Well Well... BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:10,
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That is rancid!*posts self naked in riposte*
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:13,
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I bought myself a lovely cameraAnd just went out for a nighttime bike ride to play with it. A Canon 20D.
Click each image to embiggenify.
(Click each image to embiggenify.
Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38,
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Can pictures even get bigger than that?I like, make them smaller pls :(
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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The fuck do you mean MAKE BIGGER?although nice photos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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^thishow do there this eve?
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:51,
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i think they're fairly fucking embiggenified already cheers50k is guideline for still fucking images!
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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that's much betteredit: n it isn't bottom one is still more than 100k
right, i'm off to bed, keep buying the tshirts people! :)
(right, i'm off to bed, keep buying the tshirts people! :)
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:42,
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Bloody lovely photos, but AAH
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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AgreedDid I just spam the fact my new vid was in links? SHAME on me. But don't be too harsh, I have had a shit week.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:43,
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Now that they're smaller, very VERY nice!Not so keep on the top one, but that bottom one is amazing
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:43,
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I love the second one:]
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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^this xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:40,
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Washing up was fail.I stood in the kitchen and pouted until mofaha forced me by singing Rick Astley. D:
EDIT: Shower.
(EDIT: Shower.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:51,
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xpIt's not cool. And I'm all lazy and stuffs. xp
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:17,
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Ditto.*backgrounds*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:47,
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Rawr!*attacks*
Sorry...I dunno why I did that
(Sorry...I dunno why I did that
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:50,
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It looks like a very good render for a game.
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:51,
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^that xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:01,
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They're nice images, really nice, stunning even.They're big enough already.
Well the filesizes are.
That's better :)
The second one still needs half the filesize, though.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:39,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwbottom photo is awesome, have you put a filter on it or something? would make excellent cover art for a cd.....
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:40,
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I AM ON FUCKING DIAL UP SPEED HERE PAL!ONEONEELEVENT1! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:41,
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OH HAI
Don't worry, the filesize is tiny :P
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:44,
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Pffft.FUCKING 1.19 kB OVER YOU KNOBBER
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:46,
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If I wasn't you wouldn't talk to me as much. xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:10,
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THAT'S 9-11 TIMES ONE THOUSAND! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:45,
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i connected my mobile phone to my laptopi can't get the usb connection lead at the moment now becuse it is in a drawer under my daughters bed but if i could
MY NUTS
1.2meg
(MY NUTS
1.2meg
mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:41,
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I email them to my computer from my phone.I do have a picture of your arse in a schoolgirl uniform I can post here if you would like though.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:45,
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Did /links fail?I think not. And just as well young Jahled.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:44,
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No what happened was every lurker turned up, all without a clue about image optimization, and thought it cool to post all their holiday snaps, etc
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:03,
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Well, that and people used to just go through their holiday snaps every sunday. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:44,
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yepat one point five megs a snap as well for the pleasure
How we laughed
(How we laughed
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:47,
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The second one is very UEnice :)
my friend linked me this many years ago, its got loads of great ue photos www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/index.php
(my friend linked me this many years ago, its got loads of great ue photos www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/index.php
Cae1,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:44,
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Ta!Forward it to Prodigy, he'd probably find a use for some of those.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:53,
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Yeah its a good sitebut the admins are all secretive cuntish wankers, I got banned from there but I had my revenge don't worry :)
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:00,
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Yeah,but if the users get found, they're probably going to get arrested for trespassing or breaking and entering etc.
( Cae1,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:01,
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I like them bothbut for different reasons. Woo all round.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:46,
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Ahh Crofts Bank road!they really should do something with those old buildings, leaving them to fall apart is just naughty!
(,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:15,
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The second onelooks like a still from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
I got a stalker now just looking at it
(,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:38,
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I got a stalker now just looking at it
they are the woo!!!!the houses one is realy good!
You use filtering?
(You use filtering?
caffeinefreak,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14,
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i blame random drunken-ness
got bored, made this, blah blah blah
Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:26,
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I was waiting for this. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:28,
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no chick, just dude
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:28,
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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAYDEH! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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why not?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30,
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i'm sure there arei've seen them
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30,
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you can spot them by their dyed hair, red/blue/pink/ corsetts to push the fat into titsand mental issues that makes them think that's ok
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33,
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where are these women?*looks around*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34,
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that makes you sound like you have an agenda mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34,
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Women should stop eating McDonaldsActually, they should be banned from saying SuperSize Me!
:)
(:)
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38,
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I have a Ford Falcon Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35,
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Have you seen pics of the new one? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:37,
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cant say I have*googles*
/needs to know everything about new cars hitting the market kid of guy.
eDIT: lOOKS PRETTY SWEET.
i LOVE CAPS LOCK.
(/needs to know everything about new cars hitting the market kid of guy.
eDIT: lOOKS PRETTY SWEET.
i LOVE CAPS LOCK.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38,
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AND THE 1996 PERSONALITY. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34,
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What's wrong with dyed hair? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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When was the last time you ate a chicken breast or thigh? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:34,
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mongy does not need to eat.his body has evolved to run solely on guinness.
But it is good to throw in some smirnoff and redbull in every now and then to "clean out the cobwebs".
/fact.
(But it is good to throw in some smirnoff and redbull in every now and then to "clean out the cobwebs".
/fact.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:37,
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No,No I don't
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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is your name pronouced "caravan"cos thats how i reads it phonetically
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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SaywanKaywan.
If you want to call me caravan, thats just fine though.
(If you want to call me caravan, thats just fine though.
Cae1,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33,
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I shall call you mondofor this is what it says on my caravan :)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35,
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Fair enough.And i shall call you SkUG. Because that is what it says where your name is.
( Cae1,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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you have a caravan?and we were getting along so well
/tents ftw blong
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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/tents ftw blong
Mum's boyfriend is taking us to france after my exams.And we're staying in a caravan.
Help.
(Help.
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:38,
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you can both fuck offwhat the hell is wrong with hotels?
actually, caravans are worse, they should be fucking taxed to high heaven
(actually, caravans are worse, they should be fucking taxed to high heaven
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:40,
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its not mineits my parents i sleep in the car :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:49,
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That guy has a sweet guitar. xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:28,
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Thank you, Silvertone Apocalypse, had it for about 2 years now
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:29,
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Nice*doesn't understand a word - plays the drums*
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30,
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Technically Mozart wasn't a musicianA piano is percussion - it's lot's of different strings hit with a hammer, and the strings don't change pitch during actualy playing.
/random and possibley irrelevent FACT
(/random and possibley irrelevent FACT
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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Definatly.They hit stuff with sticks and that makes noise.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:54,
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It's made with extra sugar BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30,
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*licks**licks a different varient of guitar*
So it is!
(So it is!
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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wifey is awake nowI have postponed my evil ways and am having a cuppa soup with toats.
I higly reccomend the beef stroganof from th new Continental "Extra Full" range. I was doubtful at first, but it turned out to be a treat.
(I higly reccomend the beef stroganof from th new Continental "Extra Full" range. I was doubtful at first, but it turned out to be a treat.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33,
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I must try it.I've just had my 2nd cuppa coffee. I really shouls start the day at sometime.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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OMGAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Why, .. Why does this remind me of my brother?
Oh yeah, our music differences Clash like hell!
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:30,
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Why, .. Why does this remind me of my brother?
Oh yeah, our music differences Clash like hell!
Same with me and my brother.He likes wrappers and music made by squirrels on helium.
( Cae1,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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..Sounds like your average Rap.
... Speaking of that, what the hell is the average "Rap".
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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... Speaking of that, what the hell is the average "Rap".
also/mictolink.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:31,
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www.dictionary.com/browse/random
that one?
(that one?
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:33,
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i bleeding well hope not, who's me then?
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:32,
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I imagined you dancing about whilst doing this. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:35,
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You always imagine me dancing.Ed: I may have done a subtle danse.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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I think this is a Mictoboy rip-off BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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I try not to think on Sundays. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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You're right*clicks the Shut Down option in brain
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:56,
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I think Mictoboy is clearly a rip-off of Alexander the GreatIt has all been done before.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:56,
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You are Karl PilkingtonAICMFP!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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Sadly I do not have a clue who this person isand his Wikipedia page does not explain that joke any further.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:58,
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Karl MIGHT be a complete genius.Or he might just be Karl. We're not sure.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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My mate used to work with him at Xfm apparently.He said that he is really like that! But the fella cant be that much of an idiot to have got to the position he did at X.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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this IS xfm we're talking about :) mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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Ah well.Xfm used to be good....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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yes it didi know a lad who does something complicated and important for all their live stuff
he's a nice bloke
(he's a nice bloke
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04,
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Its the specifics of this sentence that turn me on ;)Ive just looked back at my downloads and the new Elbow album isnt downloading :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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you are turned on becasue your download isn't working? mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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No, that you know so much about what your mate does :)The download has made me all sad :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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he does producing, i thinkhe is a nice bloke though
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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xfm has never been goodanything which zane lowe has ever been involved with has a temporal field around it that makes all output throughout history shit
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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That is why it is shit now.Because they have started using "personalities" instead of decent DJ's with amazing taste in music!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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wasn't he one of the first djs they hired though?i want a link to the events in your sig
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:10,
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Oh yeah, I think he has been there for yearsbut I never listened to his show. Now there are a lot more "personality names" in there and they are twats. Richard Bacon for one.
Here you go: www.b3ta.com/board/8083652
(Here you go: www.b3ta.com/board/8083652
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:14,
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he's not there anymore is he?he's on R1
luckily the only london based station i've ever been able to get is virgin. although since hiring christian "i'm funny, so i'll talk for three hours" o'connell they've gone downhill.
now have ian "i used to be famous" lee and JK and joel (whose first show was actually quite good)
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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luckily the only london based station i've ever been able to get is virgin. although since hiring christian "i'm funny, so i'll talk for three hours" o'connell they've gone downhill.
now have ian "i used to be famous" lee and JK and joel (whose first show was actually quite good)
christthe guy even edits his swears!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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I'd love him to be my flatmate. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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friends of friends go a long wayespecially if they are masons
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:32,
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i've got the bookand by the end of it, it just felt like two kids picking on the class thicko, it felt very unpleasant
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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I appear to have missed something.Don't read A Boy Called It.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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i don't read any of those 'my childhood was shit' type bookslife is too short
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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I only read it because I was being nagged to.Usually I read crime novels.
First time I typed that I typed come novels.
FFS.
(First time I typed that I typed come novels.
FFS.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04,
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elmore leonardmy favourite author
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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Any recommendationsfor someone who hasn't yet experienced someone with such an excellent name?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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If I can give you my 2 cents worthRead Anne Tyler before you read Elmore Leonard :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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Bloody hell.TWO?!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:10,
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She is ace!I read her books all the time! She wrote one book called "A Patchwork Planet" which is amazing! Its like a very accesible Catcher in the Rye. She is well worth reading I would say. Also, you should read The Lovely Bones if you havent too!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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oh pissher
i tried lovely bonesbut gave up after half a chapter
(i tried lovely bonesbut gave up after half a chapter
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17,
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tishomingo bluesout of sight
get shorty - good book ,trust me, just pretend the film didn't happen
the hot kid
(get shorty - good book ,trust me, just pretend the film didn't happen
the hot kid
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:12,
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Never seen the film either.Right.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13,
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Oh come on!Im sure that there is an element of awareness to it. He is game for a laugh I think. Did you see 3 minute wonders when he was on it?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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He used to be a producer at Xfmand he is well known to come out with shit all the time. He once said something along the lines of nothing having been invented since the 19th century....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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the fucker did n'allSIG SIG SIG SIG SIG sputnik
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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I am eating the best apple ever.Holding it in my mouth pigstyle while I type.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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can you thrust it in and out a little bit please? Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:01,
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Naughty naughty, very naughty.... ;)Arf!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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My jaw will not allow such a feat. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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Will your feet allow such a jaw? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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nomnomnom lolfootfetish. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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Photo it hard! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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Nah, I've got wet hair. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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You could photoshop that out and try the bald look BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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My head is perfect, according to the midwife.I refuse to believe this has changed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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Only on my head.The rest of me is dry. I don't want to freeeeeze.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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silly antipodeansIt is lovely and warm here:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:10,
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Eh?!Where do you think I'm from?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13,
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are we?!Well that's bloody confusing. Who thought that up?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:20,
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whoever named AU and NZ the antipodesas the word means (roughly) "other side of the world"
therefore it can be used both ways
stupid victorians with their shortsightedness
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:22,
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therefore it can be used both ways
stupid victorians with their shortsightedness
the fuck.Did they not realise one day there'd be INTERNETS?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:23,
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tasmanians are worse. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:24,
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hahahaa!*points at the antipodes*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:20,
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That was last weekthis week it's braeburn.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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This has turned me on far more than it should have.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04,
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Apple all gone.Mouth now shut. Well, no actually, I just licked my lips and now I'm making a very attractive face while I try to get apple from between my teeth.
*gurns*
(*gurns*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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check out both my quake images on the popular page, baby!*preens*
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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that's fair enoughi'm fucking gorgeous
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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I'm going to draw you......with long flowing locks one day
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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i used to have curtainsin my indie goth days
it was a very bad look
(it was a very bad look
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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Please say there's pictures. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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not on the internetthank fuck
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15,
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This makes me sad. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:16,
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I've always just got away with my hair looking alrightthere was a while during a mid length where I looked a cunt but it grew out and curled up and looked better.
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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your hair is greatvery ROCK
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:18,
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hahagood morning again.
I thought for the second time tonght "i shall go lie down for a min"..2 hours (i think) later. and i've wokrn up agiain.
so hi
(I thought for the second time tonght "i shall go lie down for a min"..2 hours (i think) later. and i've wokrn up agiain.
so hi
Cae1,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:07,
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Tu gustaría una salchicha? xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15,
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u can haz GmoS
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:38,
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I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE TASTY DISH OF PIEROGGI!I fucking love pieroggi.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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HOWS ABOUT SOME CHICKEN CACCIATORE FO' YO' ASS GREASE BALL!
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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The pic is just in time for(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:39,
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my what a lovely blouse SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:39,
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He he he!Silly GMoS! Dress is not mans clothes!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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A kilt is close to a skirt BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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Ive said it before and Ill say it again.....Despite looking and seeming hard, Scots are girls! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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I thought the New Zealanders were.But then again, there's a lot of Scottish lineage over there
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:48,
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I do like Jacobean shirts though :) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:50,
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Where they styled by Derek Jacobi? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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I miss Cadfael.And Morse.
COME BACK 90S TELLY ALL IS FORGIVEN.
(COME BACK 90S TELLY ALL IS FORGIVEN.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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I was watching Lovejoy again the other day :)It makes me happy.
Como estas Capitan?
(Como estas Capitan?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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Estas good innit.Tu?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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Dos cervezas por favor! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:59,
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brrrrr scorchio! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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I also miss Morse.I'm not sure whether the series of Lewis is as good.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:56,
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I don't want to watchjust in case it isn't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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It seemed okayHad a very "Morse" look and feel about it, but just not as deep (or old school class).
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:59,
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My aunt gave me a little boys' kilt onceshe thought it was a school girl's skirt. xp
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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There was a second one.He posted the links in one of my threads today. Hahah
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:43,
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I didn't see :PI went to dad's today, and we were going out on his boat, but I didn't want to.
So I stayed home and watched Frasier, and when they were on the boat THEY SAW DOLPHINS
AND I MISSED IT.
And by "saw dolphins" I mean "witnessed three dolphins swim next to, around and under the boat"
(So I stayed home and watched Frasier, and when they were on the boat THEY SAW DOLPHINS
AND I MISSED IT.
And by "saw dolphins" I mean "witnessed three dolphins swim next to, around and under the boat"
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:47,
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I hate boats.xp
But dolphins? That's cool, right? I don't know how I feel about dolphins, actually. I liked the dolphins in Hitchhiker's Guide, though. :D
(But dolphins? That's cool, right? I don't know how I feel about dolphins, actually. I liked the dolphins in Hitchhiker's Guide, though. :D
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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Would you not be thrilled if three dolphins swam over to play? ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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Probably.I never seen real dolphins before, though.
Eeew I bet they're sliiimy. x]
(Eeew I bet they're sliiimy. x]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:55,
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What?They do taste nice!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:58,
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Oh sorry,I didnt mean to upset your gf LOLZORDS! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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I'm only messing with ya Clan boy.I didnt mean to upset you :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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but she's a veggietherefore her opinion on what tastes nice is null and void
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15,
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I was saying that she'd disagree with eating it in the first place ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:15,
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yeh wellmy above point still stands
i like my fish (and marine mammals) to taste like fish anyway, so don't enjoy tuna, shark, swordfish or dolphin as much as mackerel, plaice, cod and scampi
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:20,
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i like my fish (and marine mammals) to taste like fish anyway, so don't enjoy tuna, shark, swordfish or dolphin as much as mackerel, plaice, cod and scampi
I like tuna and Salmon equally.Mackerel is a clear winner though.
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:24,
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May cat would agree with you there BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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I don't knowbut they look a bit slimy...or maybe that's just my imagination...
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:00,
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They're wet.Because they're covered in water.
When you're in the shower, are you slimy?
My sister is because she's usually covered in three weeks worth of grime, but that's not the point.
You're just wet, and dolphins ARE mammals, so..?
It's like calling a snake slimy. They're just not.
(When you're in the shower, are you slimy?
My sister is because she's usually covered in three weeks worth of grime, but that's not the point.
You're just wet, and dolphins ARE mammals, so..?
It's like calling a snake slimy. They're just not.
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:02,
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But they're shiinyand hairless. So they look slimy. I am not shiny. Or hairless.
Snaxe r deadly. Also, scary. x]
(Snaxe r deadly. Also, scary. x]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:04,
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that is a lovely creatureshe looks happy.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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But...very big. And could strangle stuffs? Scary. But cute face. ^^
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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She's not very big at all :)
See?
She just tends to rest on your collar rather than grip your throat.
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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Oh...You're right...
:]
(:]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:13,
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Fluffy?like nice, or she's actually fluffy?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17,
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Ah.Going to do washing up now. :[
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:21,
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not as muchas someone who leaves plates rotting for three weeks. now that is fail
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:36,
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uh OHThe honeymoon's over!
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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YOU JUST SHOWED HER YOUR SNAKELOLFREUD
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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It's not quite the same thing.My penis has no scales.
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:12,
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Thats not what I heard... Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:14,
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And before you say it,I don't think "Penis" and "Lice" should come into the same conversation.
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17,
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Hahahahprolly not.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:19,
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HAUHAURRRR Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:40,
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GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BOY!ENJOY A BIT OF NATURE
IT WILL DO YOU GOOD!
(IT WILL DO YOU GOOD!
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:54,
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you don't need a wetsuit on a boati didn't even wear one when i was in a kayak on a river i was almost certain to swim on (and i did)
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:58,
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HA.You'd fucking need one on dad's boat:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PpUDTZfWY0
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PpUDTZfWY0
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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no they're notespecially when it's a club one and you don't know who the last person to piss in it was.
prefer my kag and my bro's salopets to a wetsuit any day. also have less effect on my sperm count
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:12,
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prefer my kag and my bro's salopets to a wetsuit any day. also have less effect on my sperm count
these kids nowdaysthey just need to HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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RUN AROUND NAKED! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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you are so slow somedays SPNBetter have another drink.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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How about a Beer Daiquiri? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:47,
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having a smirnoff ice actuallyI wish the wife would wake up and cook me some toats so I dont have to keep using alkymhol as sustenance
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:48,
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Yes I've had my breakfast. Need another coffee though BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:50,
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will someone please tell my ipod to stop being a cunt? mutster101 fell over,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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Mutsters iPod!Stop being a Cunt you Cunt!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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buy a decent mp3 player/sony fan
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:42,
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What's it doing?Mine deletes my music of it's own accord. And gives me shit music of it's own accord. :[
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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you should have looked further into things before branding yourself an emo.;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:47,
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I don't get it...I didn't brand myself, either. I just got branded.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:53,
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it says 'low battery, connect power', and when i hook it up to the usb cable, it refuses to be recognised. mutster101 fell over,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:50,
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Put the lock on, then switch it off.Hold the middle button and the menu button down for ten seconds.
It should reset the software.
(It should reset the software.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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Buy a 1986 model Walkman with autoreverse BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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AND DONT FORGET TO CARRY SPARE BATTERIES! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:50,
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first you would have to remove it's very heart HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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ApologiesO, great one.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:58,
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I caught him whilehe was charging his laser vision... then managed to escape without to much injury
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:35,
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Not much gets past you does it?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:35,
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go back to africa! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:36,
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Genuine LOL.:D
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:23,
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don't encourage it... It is an attack cat, that plays by its own rules... Like Norris, only not as deadly.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:27,
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I IS IN UR CARTINDRINKING UR BEIRZ
Edit: this reminds me of the play thing wifey and I made our bird yesterday. We used the box my office chair come in and cut holes on the seat of the picture so it looks like he is on the chair. Still waiting to catch a photo of it.
We need to get out more.
(Edit: this reminds me of the play thing wifey and I made our bird yesterday. We used the box my office chair come in and cut holes on the seat of the picture so it looks like he is on the chair. Still waiting to catch a photo of it.
We need to get out more.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:24,
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Just as well it's not Cascade BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:25,
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been drinking the James Boag Classic Blonde of late.quite a nice drop.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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I must try it beforeLion Nathan destroy it
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:29,
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pair of you cunts want to get on the guinnessaussie beer sucks my clit
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:32,
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Dont worry mate,there is quite a healthy portion of guinness in my diet too.
I will ignore the last sentence as you are too good a freind and thats what mates do.
Sometimes.
(I will ignore the last sentence as you are too good a freind and thats what mates do.
Sometimes.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:33,
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What goes on tour, stays on tour*sucks Guinness
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:38,
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Hell no - we won't go!No doubt you've enjoyed it then. ;)
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:34,
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You fucking tell em Mongy!Guinness and Super Strong Cider is what its all about!
*white lightnings*
(*white lightnings*
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:34,
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silly aussiesi was their for a few months, terrible beers, nice wines, terrible beers
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:37,
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sorry mate,but it is the law that we are not to share the good ones with foreigners.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:39,
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That's right.I was drinking St. Arnou last night. That is the good stuff!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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You forgot the hot wimmins! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:39,
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course they are hot it's 30 bloody degreeswake up with a couple of fat lasses in that heat and you need a snorkell
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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Arf!*munter sweat snorkels*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:44,
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or the lungs of a divereven then why were you in this position in the first place?
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:45,
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we just dont share them due to greed. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:41,
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*hides my stash of Newcastle brown BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:42,
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BODDINGTONS used to be one of my favouritesnow I cant find the stuff anywhere
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:52,
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There's a lake at your doorstep...looking fwd to seeing the pic tho'
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:29,
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this is why the boat needs a fridge in it. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:31,
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I like this imageThere's a draught in the box
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:24,
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boxcat is watching you take pictures of it SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:25,
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They raped kittens disguised as boxes in the seventies(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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he was playingtis my sisters cat. He loves boxes, however small.
( MrA,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:29,
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what aboutin burlap sacks, with bricks, nowhere else, but in a river?
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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not even at the bottom of the river?*dresses a cat in a burlap sack with matching brick cufflinks*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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*looks at them in a jar*they sure do
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:30,
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ok, both of you spottedthe deliberate mistake.
and for this i love you
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:37,
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and for this i love you
Awwww!He looks like my cat who died a couple of years back :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:30,
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*looks at cs192**backs away slowly*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:32,
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Ha ha ha!Nah, he just popped his clogs due to being 19 years old....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:35,
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don't worryi didn't kill any cats two years ago
(i was inside on goat rape charges)
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:38,
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(i was inside on goat rape charges)
Would that be under"I'm in your pantry, drinkin yer beerz"
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:34,
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It is a cat.There are millions of cats.
I like cats, but I do not like them enough to consider pictures of cats doing the sort of thing that cats do to be worthy on a new thread.
Why am I looking at your dog?
(I like cats, but I do not like them enough to consider pictures of cats doing the sort of thing that cats do to be worthy on a new thread.
Why am I looking at your dog?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:48,
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fuckingverminous house rats
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:17,
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I've just clicked this so hard, it's started an earthquake in Ludlow.FP please.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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I prefer to be called 'Cock-Friendly' (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:21,
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Have an outright *click*! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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*click*For this am awesome.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:09,
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THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTSAnything with Dali is alright with me :)
*clicks*
And it's a very nice picture too :D
(*clicks*
And it's a very nice picture too :D
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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Oi! Someone tell Ttssattsr to unignore me so he can see the picture I made for him :)He vanished off msn before I could finish
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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No, I mean, we were talking on msn and I told him I'd make itbut he's vanished off msn now.
He only has me on ignore because I talk to Killerkitti.
(He only has me on ignore because I talk to Killerkitti.
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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HahahahHe doesn't like me. Not sure why.
^.^
(^.^
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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He doesn't like your drawings.And therefore anyone who does is satan.
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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AaahHahahahahahah
What a knob. :D
Super cheerful is from sugarsugarsugar and comics.
(What a knob. :D
Super cheerful is from sugarsugarsugar and comics.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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What?Sorry. I'm all sugared up, and excited about my comics. ^.^
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:30,
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Ah ok :)It's taken me since the start of summer to be able to want to start reading this book.
Now I'm refusing to read it because don't want to finish it!
(Now I'm refusing to read it because don't want to finish it!
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:35,
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HahahI read the first comic I got today already, which is volume 1 of Spwan: Godslayer. But I also have vol 1 of The Weird World of Jack Staff (Britain's Greatest Hero!) He has the awesomest costume. ^.^
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:40,
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AhahahI can't imagine him in this:
members.aol.com/just1page/J1P2/jackstaff.jpg
(members.aol.com/just1page/J1P2/jackstaff.jpg
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:57,
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...*Rises up out of the firey depths of hell*
Hi how you doing, i'm Satan and i'm here .. because i like that picture.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:24,
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Hi how you doing, i'm Satan and i'm here .. because i like that picture.
Yes, I can see your sneaky convos.I have eyes like plums. EYES LIKE FUCKING PLUMS.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:18,
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If it was a sneaky convo,why did I want you to unignore me so you could see it?
;)
(;)
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Clan Soul said you're a knob.
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:14,
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Ttssattsr says enjoy writing a letter to your penpal. Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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Someone tell him his picture is done and is in the thread below this one. ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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but this is much more ammusing. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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I know it is, but he doesn't deserve not to see Evangeline Lilly ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:17,
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the picture is very goodbut this is still more fun.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:25,
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The cow says, "MOO". the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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yeah i saw thathe said something about his mum too
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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does clan soul stalk you on MSN too? Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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He tries to cyber with me.I'm all like, no way dood. i only cyber wif fit babes lolol
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:18,
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hahahahahaa!I just told him that the last 15y.o. ended up with a fractured pelvis. He tries to assure me that he can accommodate, but I am not taking any chances.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:20,
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The time is ripe !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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I read that as:The time is rape!
Hahahah
(Hahahah
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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This is way too goodI am going to have to fine you $150.00.
*clickificates*
(*clickificates*
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:13,
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Excellent.10 at night is Dali Time. If only we could tell.
(
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:13,
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HahaLooks like that little furry animal with the big eyes on the homepage :D
(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:13,
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At first glance perhaps a Slender Lorisgoogling it brings up lots of hits of a baby one I spent hours on repairing
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:22,
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Thats a bit rather somewhat jolly woo yay i say! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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This is quite simplythe most woosome post I have seen since this by Leningrad!
*clicks hard*
(
*clicks hard*
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Same here. Its the first pic I see whenI open my photobucket and I glee all the time :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:32,
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I just love the dog calling the kid 'HUMAN'Ahhaaa.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:27,
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Hello :)I refreshed the board earlier by accident, halfway through making it.
Without looking I went straight back to photoshop, and when I went to upload it, your pull tabs were at the top.
AND MY KK SENSES TINGLED.
So there.
(Without looking I went straight back to photoshop, and when I went to upload it, your pull tabs were at the top.
AND MY KK SENSES TINGLED.
So there.
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:06,
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Hi there. :]Hahahah
Is it just me, or could '*insert username* senses tingled' be a weird innuendo? I dunno. Hahah. No one wants my pop tabs. I'm sending you one with the letter. Hahah
(Is it just me, or could '*insert username* senses tingled' be a weird innuendo? I dunno. Hahah. No one wants my pop tabs. I'm sending you one with the letter. Hahah
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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^.^I am still sick. It has moved on to fever, sore throat, and cough. But my mum took me to a comic store and I got two new comics. So that made my day better. :D
And you, love?
(And you, love?
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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I'm feeling slightly shaky after concentrating and sitting still for ages.In fact I will get a drink.
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:11,
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AhhI know that feeling
^.^
(^.^
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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sojust a quick question:
does having clansoul shadowing your every move freak you out? cos, frankly, i find it a bit scary, and i'm not even involved
(does having clansoul shadowing your every move freak you out? cos, frankly, i find it a bit scary, and i'm not even involved
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:07,
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He's not shadowing me. Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:08,
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i only took him of ignore cos i felty like i was missing half of what was goingg oni'm not so sure it was a good move
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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haha, won't be long before it all goes pear shapedi'm sitting in my pants waiting for it
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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She's one of the few people on b3tawho I would genuinely call a friend.
That's all there is to it :P
(That's all there is to it :P
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:10,
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After all,we all like to watch and comment on our friends every single actions:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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He's just jealouscos he hasn't got any friends.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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I'll probably'regret' saying that. *shrugs*
EDIT: *offers last creme egg* I can't...no more...bleurgh.
(EDIT: *offers last creme egg* I can't...no more...bleurgh.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:22,
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I can't have the last one!*puts in your fridge*
Save it for later :)
(Save it for later :)
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:25,
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Agh.Fiine. But when I'm a fatty, it's your fault. ;D
EDIT: Going to make a picture. Be back very soon. :]
(EDIT: Going to make a picture. Be back very soon. :]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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I have 28.b3ta tells me this.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:30,
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You am, but I can't shadow someone who is a shadow themselves :P ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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This.I know he's just a kid himself, but there is something wrong with stalking children.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:51,
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She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:06,
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*takes ticket**plays DS while he waits*
*looks up at queue*
*looks at ticket*
120,383,243,247
Fuckcakes.
(*looks up at queue*
*looks at ticket*
120,383,243,247
Fuckcakes.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:11,
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hahahahswap your ticket with the witch doctor in the next seat
but make sure he doesn't realise
(but make sure he doesn't realise
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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NICE FUCKING MODEL!*beeps crotch twice*
Huzzah!
(Huzzah!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:20,
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:DNICE FUCKING MODEL!
Beep-Beep!
(Beep-Beep!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:26,
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I did most of it in one layer :PAll the thicker bits above the waist were all in one path.
Took me bloody ages :)
(Took me bloody ages :)
ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:08,
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In all things small and frilly:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:03,
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Thats gorgeous(although a little big for my tiny 15" monitor)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:04,
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can i have a go on her please? mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:04,
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Ttssattsr owns any picture of her on b3ta.He will rip your eyes out if you go near her.
( ClanSoul,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:06,
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She looks better here than real life.Woo!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:05,
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That could be transformed to a "Thats......Shit" gif too easily:) Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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Yes, it does seem like it's a case of "yay" flatulence.Thanks for the tip.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:17,
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i read that as HNNNG PARP SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:18,
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EPIC YES!*saves*
Hopes her back tumour falls off soon :)
(Hopes her back tumour falls off soon :)
Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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This is goodone more and you shall receive cake and there will be a party.
( Cae1,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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she has really let herself go hasn't she?
Super piat I am the owl,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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Use a larger warp brush next time and do long smooth movements with it :) Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:52,
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its not a warp brushits a liquid effect :P
( Super piat I am the owl,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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leeeeeekwiiiiiiiid Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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fuck I am rambling shit todayI must still be drunk.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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well, seeing as you are having one*grabs smirnoff from fridge*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:01,
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I'm feeling left out*grabs Bacardi from cupboard.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:04,
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That's the spirit!C'mon lets just all go down the pub.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:04,
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someone say pub?You got cash for a plane ticket? Id come but there is a bit of ocean in the way
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:08,
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Quickly, I'm sure there'll be a bus along sooner than later. Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:12,
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A bus!?What is the number of said bus going across the Atlantic? and who is the crazy old homeless chap, hopped up on Mountain Dew and Acid that is going to try to drive it?
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:17,
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i'm sure there arei've see nthem
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:00,
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TELL THEM NIPPLES TO STOP POINTING AT ME! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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It's a bit cold today BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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there fat bird costume detectorsat the moment they are scanning for a new hair colour to distract from the fat, a corset to make them look like they have tits (just like les dawson did) and a bubbly personallitieieieiee
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:58,
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Is this part of the "You need a boob job" test? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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bubbly personalities are so 1996. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:02,
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CAT A RACKS? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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I Wonder.If we stretch her out, would she make a brilliant Sail?
... Sounds like a plan
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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... Sounds like a plan
Elongated nipples would look really odd.Just saying, is all.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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For a second, i thought the one on the right was Cate Blanchett. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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I thought the one on the left wasMadonna transforming into The Fly
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:57,
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Is that how McFly were created?with an extra "c" which ruined that joke.
Damn.
(Damn.
durbster durbster.co.uk,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:02,
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is that madanonra? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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New and Improved.
Ok, done what you suggested, minus the cataract, as it was too damn fiddely.
er, Cataracts is a catch phrase, not a requirement :) HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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CATARACTS? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:48,
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Oh...Please forgive my mis-understanding.
Still new to B3TA, so still learning the catchphrases and so forth.
Could someone please tell me what a Cataracts is?
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:48,
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Still new to B3TA, so still learning the catchphrases and so forth.
Could someone please tell me what a Cataracts is?
don't apologise, just run with itwe're all having fun apart from him
*points at him*
look at him, the bastard, not having fun...
I don't know who him is :(
(*points at him*
look at him, the bastard, not having fun...
I don't know who him is :(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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*looks over shoulder*who's he pointing at?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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I smiled in my first comment,and therefore am clearly the life and soul of the party
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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I wish i was there for that sexy moment. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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STOP PICKING ON ME YOU HORRIBLE CUNT! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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no, its a Harry Hill catchphrasefrom the tv show you'd shopped
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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don't try so hardnone of us give a fuck about anything
just as long as you enjoy yourself, that's the most important thing
(just as long as you enjoy yourself, that's the most important thing
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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EXCEPT FILESIZE. WE GIVE AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF FUCKS ABOUT THAT. Ttssattsr,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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It's a clouding of the lens in your eyes Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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This:www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qxYhji_sd4
I love how it must have taken ages to contact all those people for a 30 second segment.
(I love how it must have taken ages to contact all those people for a 30 second segment.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:52,
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Best YouTube clip everactually, this is probably an inaccurate statement
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:54,
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That's it Stuphor, you help me. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:48,
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Its from.regular viewer, Bunty Hoven.
( bilye http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/21019,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:34,
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He'd make a lovely game show host.Especially on the Weakest Link.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:48,
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you are the weakest linkto the gas chambers you go!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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ahah so he would be good as a tv presenter then! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:52,
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He could also be a news reader.Complete with voice over, just incase his accent got too heavy.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Moustache"){kind=small}
Hi all. My compo entry-Aww, pity the poor guys there WITHOUT 'tache-birdies!
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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really? and was she also a natural redhead? HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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yes, but the wrong bits of his in the wrong bits of hersI have CCTV footage
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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£250 coming up/as it were
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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Jebus!You'd have to give me more that £250 to fuck Lisa Riley!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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YeahI was suprised the foot fit!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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NoI one have one of those:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:46,
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what do you reckon?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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It's rubs the lotion on its skin.... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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EW SHE HAD HAIRY WRISTS?Are you sure you didn't just put a load of rubbish on your bed to tempt vixens in?
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:46,
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It's a pity there's not more pictures of you on t'interwebsit's ripe for a shopping of you standing behind the chair in the original 'Hostel' poster, with a tied and gagged redhead on the seat
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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It was more of a gagging redhead:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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www.flickr.com/photos/7264671@N08/409842947/
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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Two can play at that game:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:15,
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NO ANIMATIONS PLEASE.I am on dial up speed:(
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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What has happened to your internets? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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went over my 12g:(/hungover.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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when I was off the drink I was watching movies every night onlineAmerican Gangster is was worth it.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:48,
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This still always makes me laugh :) xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 23:03,
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but i find it so hard to ignore anything on here:( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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AwwI can hear Vivaldi's, "Four Seasons" playing in the background to this.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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Thanx all!had a few ideas for the pic but it had to be this one.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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ahemchaffinch, house sparrow, chaffinch, blue tit, chaffinch, house sparrow, blue tit, chaffinch.
thus continuing my mission to name every bird that appears on b3ta.
/weak lemon drink
(thus continuing my mission to name every bird that appears on b3ta.
/weak lemon drink
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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If it was a collection of pipits that sizeI'd be buggered.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:28,
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I've made two of these bracelets.
Front^^
Back^^
They're actually on clear string, but I restrung this one on black so you guys can see the string pattern. I'm giving 'em away since I already have one. If you want one, gaz me, or let me know with a comment. First come, first serve.
:D
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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Do you fancy making mea whole chain mail suit out of them?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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The Battle of Hastings, now sponsored by Coca Cola HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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That would takeknights and knights.
Sigh.
(Sigh.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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THAT WASN'T FUNNY, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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*takes aim with incredibly long range spanging rifle* HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:39,
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One more pun like thatand I'll shoot myself anyway and save you the trouble.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:40,
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I've helped make some chain mail.It took fucking ages. I think we made part of a sleeve, then gave up.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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YeahI tried making a bit with someone else. We didn't even manage a whole gorget.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:46,
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I seem to remember attempting this once with the old-style ringpulls, I made a large sheet of aluminium chain-mail.I also used to collect used spark plugs in a box. Eventually I managed to curtail all my stupid behaviours, and now I just do nothing.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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a friend of the family had a large curtain of old style ringpulls in their kitchenas a kid i thought it was cool
but now i realise it was shit
(but now i realise it was shit
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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AhahahahI don't have the patience. xp
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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They are the screaming faces of metal childrenstrung to the beat of the white man's whip.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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I think it was made in honour of Richard Kiel's teeth.("Jaws" from Moonraker)
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:40,
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Soda poptabby things
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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i meant what you'd made using thembut i have since discovered that they are bracelets
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:43,
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I get them fromMonster, cola, ginger ale, some health soda at the caff, and uhm...oh! Snapple and Dr. Pepper! But my friends donate them to me. I don't get all of them on my own.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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How many beers does it take to make one of these? BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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Soda.And 20 per bracelet.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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girls at my school used to do this with their shoe laces back in the 80's mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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HahahaI knew you were a Brosette.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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I've set up a system with two mirrors so that I can slick my hair backand sing all 80s like
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:40,
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take my glasses off and smug it up I reckon I could match it reasonably well GrandmaOfShoes,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:43,
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I justspat Creme Egg filling on my screen.
*wipes up*
(*wipes up*
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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that means you love and are now married to Nick Berry HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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Whois Nick Berry?
Also, I like the filling in Creme Eggs. And I didn't get it. Cos of you. :[
(Also, I like the filling in Creme Eggs. And I didn't get it. Cos of you. :[
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:50,
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ask Mofaha, if he was over here in the late 80s he will know HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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I wouldnt say it is that good.more of a becks man myself
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:39,
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^thiswith added Cascade Lager
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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lots before thatmore hip the hop the hippy the hoppy and you dont stop moving to the boogy d'boogy d'beat
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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INSERT THE PENGUIN! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:43,
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They are nice,but what are they?
Bracelets?
(Bracelets?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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YeahI made myself a bracelet awhile ago, but I realised I had enough for two more. :]
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:39,
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put it on Etsy and sell it for 500 dollars HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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Oh fuck.Not Etsy.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:40,
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HahahahaLET'S TALK ABOUT ETSY SHALL WE
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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FUCK NO*cries*
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:49,
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My momcan be summed up in one URl.
untied.etsy.com
D:
(untied.etsy.com
D:
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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And if anyone donates any moreI'll shoot myself. We no longer have a coat closet because of them.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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Just thinking about itis depressing me.
The cone one? She wanted me to help name it.
(The cone one? She wanted me to help name it.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:51,
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i can see your knees:p
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:52,
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i that linkthose are your knees are they not?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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AhhYes. Where I was made to model? I also modeled a scarf. Today mum equated me to a dress form/dummy. I think that's bad. I'm not sure.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:56,
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in other news my dad was on radio norfolk, even though he's downstairs... *points*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:59,
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Hahahwhat?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:01,
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his mate was playing jazz music live on the radioso my dad emailed in and he got his email read out
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:03,
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OooohWhat did he say? I woulda said: LOL FUCK HAHAH LOLOL FUCKITY FUCK. Or something like that.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:05,
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it was an email...they just don't read the swear words out on the radio :p
he said "hey its SkUG's dad here, lsitening to you play shitty jazz music from across the world" and the guy said "hey i know SkUG's dad, yea he's real old and smells of onions"
apparently i now have to make an appointment to talk to him because he is all famous
(he said "hey its SkUG's dad here, lsitening to you play shitty jazz music from across the world" and the guy said "hey i know SkUG's dad, yea he's real old and smells of onions"
apparently i now have to make an appointment to talk to him because he is all famous
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:16,
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HahahahahNice. :]
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 22:18,
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I got left alone at the shops yesterday and made one of these....
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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I'm rain man!no, I'm rain man!
I'm rain man!
etc
(I'm rain man!
etc
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:43,
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she finds me embarrasing. Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:45,
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I still like thisBtw, for all those outside Oz, Officeworks is owned by Coles
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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Their function in uncertain.Their provenance unsure.
They remain wreathed in mystery.
They're bracelets.
OH WAIT WAIT SPOILER ALERT OOPS TOO LATE
(They remain wreathed in mystery.
They're bracelets.
OH WAIT WAIT SPOILER ALERT OOPS TOO LATE
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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Gah, you were doing so well, but that fourth line just didn't scancompletely put me off my dance steps.
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:46,
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Hahahbracelets
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:44,
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WooThat girl has blue veins
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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Pffft.I had some excellent cheese today.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:36,
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i hada homemade pizza this evening with 5 types of cheese on itYUM
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:36,
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I believe that's known as"4-cheese pizza".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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only for the dyslexicbecause it had 5 different cheeses on it!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:39,
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No, sorry,not following you here. This is clearly some kind of advanced algebra.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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WooI just had a massive pork chop marinaded in sweet and sour stuff with red pepper, onion, garlic noodles. It was yum.
The cheese was a nice strong cheddar with chocolate coated candied cherries in it. Sounds odd, tastes slightly odd but is bloody nice.
(The cheese was a nice strong cheddar with chocolate coated candied cherries in it. Sounds odd, tastes slightly odd but is bloody nice.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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That's what I thoughtbut I bought it anyway and I'm glad I did.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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HahahaYou daft git
I got an email this morning; my teeshirt is on it it's way :)
(I got an email this morning; my teeshirt is on it it's way :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:46,
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I DON'T CARE...I DON'T CARE... I DON'T CARE...
I DON'T CARE... I DON'T CARE...
(I DON'T CARE... I DON'T CARE...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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if she comes round heregot my beer on the sideboard here,
let mother sort it out if she comes round here
woo
(let mother sort it out if she comes round here
woo
mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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HAHAHAHA!It wawsn't just me then:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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If you are lucky he will make your hole weak. 'ning T
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:31,
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That's such a funky track. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:28,
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Chas n Dave - The Sideboard Song.Me dad is a cock-ker-ney, I knows it well.
:D
(:D
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:33,
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AhahahI hates dat spacka I does.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:37,
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GertchaaaAHhahaaha. Me old man still has a best of on tape somewhere.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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Ain't No Pleasing Youis one of the finest songs ever.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:36,
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if he comes round here
I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
(I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out
if he comes round here
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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LALALA NOT LISTENING...LALALA NOT LISTENING...LALALA NOT LISTENING... mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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you got more rabbit than sainburyswhy don't you give a rest
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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Don't care was made to careDon't care was hung
Don't care was put in the pot and
Boiled 'til he was done.
AND he had to put up with a load of annoying pedants pointing out to his corpse that it should have been 'hanged'.
(Don't care was put in the pot and
Boiled 'til he was done.
AND he had to put up with a load of annoying pedants pointing out to his corpse that it should have been 'hanged'.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:26,
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I don't care
I don't care
Cause she's a slag and he's a creep
she's a tart, he's very cheap
she is a slut, he thinks he's tough......
(I don't care
Cause she's a slag and he's a creep
she's a tart, he's very cheap
she is a slut, he thinks he's tough......
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:27,
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not that puff i said dismayed mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:28,
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Yes, but he's no puff she cried.He's more of a man than you'll ever beeeeeaaayy
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:32,
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*runs all the way to the chip shop* mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:34,
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LITTLE DONKEY!LITTLE DONKEY!
LITTLE DONKEY!
(LITTLE DONKEY!
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:31,
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invisible feets! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:33,
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The motto of our politicians. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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Everyone seems to havebeaten me to the Chas & Dave.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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now all you need is to make the wheels spin;)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:14,
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or just stick on a mental radial blur and hope no one notices:)
( rosey,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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radial blurduplcate the layer, rotate it a few degrees
rinse, repeat
then keep swapping the wheels on each frame
(rinse, repeat
then keep swapping the wheels on each frame
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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Yep.Usually only need 2 or 3 frames to make it work.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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in this one, i didn't even bother,i just wiggled them about
but then, they don't have spokes
(but then, they don't have spokes
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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when I saw the textI thought it said "Darwin" instead of darlin.
The fast track to simian evolution?
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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The fast track to simian evolution?
few more layers and a bit of blur and you can make them turnit is good anyway tho
( mongychops,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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:)A fast learner, Rosey! :)
TJ: Can anyone remind me how to increase what Photoshop remembers in it's history for stuff you are working on?
(TJ: Can anyone remind me how to increase what Photoshop remembers in it's history for stuff you are working on?
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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Edit, Preferences, Perfomance to increase memory usage.History states and cache levels are on that page too.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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What micto said.Really lovely, sans the wheels, although we are all guilty of idleness at times:
[EDIT: although when I did this it was more about shrinking the stretched Rolls than anything else.]
([EDIT: although when I did this it was more about shrinking the stretched Rolls than anything else.]
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:21,
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DAMN!I have an almost identical, but animated, image but with that prick from East 17 being squashed, but it is on my work machine :(
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:34,
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in my 5.0 with my rag top down so my hair can blow.Girlies are on standby, waving just to say high, did I stop? No I just rolled by.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:35,
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did I stop? No I just rolled by co i'm a big gay
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:38,
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Any idea's on how to improve it?
My photoshop skills lack badly.
make it all greyscale so that it looks oldand when i do a head swap
i make the layer with the 'new' head semi transparent, then rotate and resize it until the eyes and mouth roughly match eth e 'old' face, and then make it normal opacity.
then using a soft edge eraser, blend it in
(i make the layer with the 'new' head semi transparent, then rotate and resize it until the eyes and mouth roughly match eth e 'old' face, and then make it normal opacity.
then using a soft edge eraser, blend it in
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:16,
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Harry's big black glasses? The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:17,
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Oh bugger.I knew i had missed several things.
Yeah, i'll do a re-make, grey-scale it, glasses, oh .. and as for faces, i'll keep that in mind.
Cheers lads/lasses. =]
(,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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Yeah, i'll do a re-make, grey-scale it, glasses, oh .. and as for faces, i'll keep that in mind.
Cheers lads/lasses. =]
CATERACTS? edit: how embarassing that I mispelt that.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:24,
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CATARACTS? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:25,
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CARAMACS? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:27,
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This made me chuckle - it did. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:22,
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i went to the same university as himnot at the same time, of course
n fact, it wasn't a university when he was there, and to be perfectly frank, it wasn't much of one when i was there
(n fact, it wasn't a university when he was there, and to be perfectly frank, it wasn't much of one when i was there
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:10,
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was this also in a past life, in a parallel universe? :) The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:18,
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noi've only had the one, more's the pity
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:19,
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