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This is for a screenprint shirt I'm gonna make.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

nice :)

bloody hell I commented before ClanSoul

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

*awards medal*

how are you, proj?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

not bad :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

EXCELLENT NEWS

*awards another medal for being alive*
*surreptitiously lowers unusually large electromagnet*

*switches on*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

haha

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

Hahahah

Occasionally I don't reply at all.
*ominous look*
Edit:

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

Cool :D

If you're going to put it on a shirt, I'd add the rest of his head.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

Oh, yeah, that.

I know. I will. It's gonna look mad weird if I don't. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

I had to do that when I made a t-shirt for Cherry.

It came out looking odd, and it peeled a bit too.
But right now, I don't care ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

This is gonna be screenprinted

so it won't peel. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

I had transfer paper.

I needed something for my tesco value halloween costume :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

Hahahah

yeah. I always get frusturated with transfer paper. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

I get frusturated with it, too.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

and woooooooooo.

i need to do something like this for a stencil.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

Can you do this

for Kurt Cobain? He probably needs it.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Huzzah!

Edit: Hang on. Who is it?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

Sid Vicious, sillyhead.

. _ <

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

I thought Sex Pistols when I said 'Huzzah!'

But then I realised it was you and assumed it was someone I'd never heard of from a band I'd never heard of who just happened to look like him.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

hahahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

Hahah

I do like a lot of those bands. Cos I'm indie like tat. ;] But I love old school punk, too. Nearly 20 years before I was born, though. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

I went to see the Pistols earlier this year

minus Sid obviously LOLZ

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

Hahahah

I heard their recent concerts were totally shit.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

it was alright. I've been to worse gigs

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

Oh, okay.

I remember reading a review and the guy said he was utterly dissapointed.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

that journo *sniff** was probably, you know

way cooler than the pistols *sniff* man
so he, like, couldn't possibly think, like, that any sort of comeback would be any good. *sniff*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

Good for you.

I like loads of music from nearly 20 years before I was born.

Actually, make that 10.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

Hooray!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

I like lots of music from a long time before I was born, too.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

Yes

80's music was great.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

88 was a good year for Floyd.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

Mozart doesn't give you many cool points though.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

He had mental hair, was austrian and deaf.

Those are qualities which all modern heavy metal and rock bands mimic to this day.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

i touched a calculator that was 33 today.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

OMG

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)

johnny rotten

edit: well evidently not, but close enough :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8217407

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

your getting rather good at these

and rather fast at doing them

:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

Thank you.

And yeah, I am. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

You're getting much better all the time!

I love it!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

Why thank you.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

Quick point though...

if this is to go on a t-shirt, surely you'll be wanting it not to bleed off the edge? That'll look all odd and unprofessional on a t-shirt :|

EDIT: HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS - ClanSoul beat me to it, I now realise.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

Yeah

I'm gonna fix it before I print it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

I likes!

My effort!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

Oooh.

I likes.

But punk am not all dead. Only good punk music.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

Yeah.

only emo is left.
*hides, sensing Killerkitti's fury"

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

How could he stay mad at her, with a face like that?

It's sad, it is.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

I love teh nazi mudkipz.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

Hahah

whut?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

No...

...but if you lick them...woooah...colours.....

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

I just tried to read your profile,

and I have to admit, I think "40%" is a bit modest.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

ummmm...

...how about if i add "Now with 30% more weirdness" on the outside of the packaging?

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

Yes! ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

Okies

=^_^=

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

Click of the week

hahahahahahahaha! Good film, horrible people, superb parody. I have never been able to understand why people deify a shit bassist who OD'd and killed his equally smacked-out girlfriend.

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

Yay

nicely done :)
I don't know if the chain will work.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

Even if it doesn't, it looks good here.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

I disagree

i think the chain looks good, it's one of my favorite bits

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

Lubberly stoof.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

Fank ya.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

bless his murderous drug-addled soul

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

He didn't kill her.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

righto

conspiracy theorists have fun with this
I personally think he did.

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

Sid isn't actually dead - he was the person responsible for Maddies dissapearance

and is tipped to win celebrity Big Brother 34

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

now THAT's a programme!

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

I just don't think he could've done it.

Reading the poem he wrote after her death and everything? I think he loved her too much.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

you never know

just keep clansoul away from sharp objects

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

I burst out laughing at this

even though I really shouldn't.

DAMN YOU SENSE OF HUMOUR. DAMN YOOOUUUU

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

Don't feel bad, it's funny ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

pfftaahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

excellent!

I like

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

what a lovely picture of a talentless fuck

well done! woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hahah

thanks

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

yeah

can't beat killing yourself and your woman whilst on smack for a laugh

Edit: Also this is the best work i've seen you do, woo.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

SMACK MY BITCH UP

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mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

He didn't kill her.

But, thank you. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

Hmmm

There are conflicting accounts. I hope he didn't.

and whelk cum

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

Nice job!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

Time for a brew?

Have a cheap joke that's been bugging me all day today.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

I could quite do with a nice cup of tea right now

splendid idea

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

me too

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

ta :)

Milk and 2 sugars please :D

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

Hahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

pfffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

Hahah!

They used that joke in a panto once.
Peter Pan.
Toby Hull was in it. With Emu.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

WTF is a Toby Hull?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

Rod Hull's

slightly-less-famous cousin. He's a plumber.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

Rod Hull's son.

He brought Emu out of retirement after Rod's death etc. it's all on wikipedia.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

Was there jelly?

Green flavour jelly?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

hahah!

smashing

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spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

I like this!

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rjmrjm, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

yum!

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

he's got some weird memorabilia

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

he wants to be careful with that, it could leave a stain

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

it did.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

I recognise that puke

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

hahaha

garlicious!

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

That's fantastic

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

Cutting the vom from the original pic was easier than I thought.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

Awwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

can it be milked?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

I didn't want to try.

They can be rather aggressive if startled.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

aww

with that lil face I wouldnt have thought so

also: muchos wooness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

big clicks my friend

that'll teach them to swim near Selafield

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Cheers.

I've never had so many responses of 'aww' before.
B3ta obviously loves a bit of fluff.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

6 please!

+ nice shadow

++ WOO

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Thank you.

Heavy use of the dodge and burn tools is the way forward.
edit: Oh, that shadow. In that case, playing with the brightness/contrast is the way forward.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

yeah i used them today for a shadow, except i ended up undoing it and using a brush and then transparenting it up.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

aww

*feeds it a penguin

(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

awww!

I can just imagine a little herd of them :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

Awww his foot is poorly

*kisses better*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

wants :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

Too

cute :)

(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

My Learner plate has gone! :( I want it back! I dont have an excuse anymore!

Sorry for the repost...

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Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

*covers eyes and ears*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

*Drags Tu9 to the bunker*

I have Sugar Free biccies.
No that won't work.
*rummage*
I have Yorkshire Tea!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Any Rich Tea Biscuits? :D

*eyes widen*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

I am out of everything

I have a confectionary-free house at the moment and am getting the jitters.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

Noes!

To the Pot-mobile!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

Hold me

I'm scared

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

*holds*

*cups*

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

How is that supposed to work then?

Sorry for calling you a cunt, you cunt.

See? Doesn't make sense.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Fair dos...

See, this is why i need my learner plate back....

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Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

This will explain.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Aaaaah

ok!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

more bindun

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

Hahah nicely

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

aslo.

my dad said in a dad joke kind of way..

'I thought he was called Captain Slog, they always say it.'

pfft.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

Hahah dad jokes are always great.

Terrible, but great.
/Ollivander

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

yeah!!

mind out for Klingons!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

sorry

that pun was shit

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

Just talkin...

.........outa my arse

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

Bindun

" /
Sorry about the poor quality, just had the idea in my head and had to get it out!

Edit: that better?

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The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

BIGGER!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

It's not big?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

it needs to be 15x the size of my screen in order to appreciate the joke

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

I quite like it

Idea is good
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

its not that big

or is it that the eggs look bigger than yours?
[smirk]

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The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

Ignore me, I love it

I'm just rambling :)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

I reckon it's walking the

tightrope.

Edit : no pun intended to the posters name.

Also, woo to the picture!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

In what way?

It's way under the filesize and it's not that big in dimensions, either.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

if it

was my picture, i'd crop it a bit and put a cfb.

But that's only to avoid upsetting nazi's.

Personally I don't really mind how big it is.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

But it's not big! :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

innit

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8217283!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

Like I said.

I don't think it is, but I think it's just about bordering the point at which certain people would take exception to the dimensions of it.

I wouldnt, because I'm lovely!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

And I wouldn't because it's not big.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

the more size sensitive board members

may be refering to teh fact that the FAQ mentions that images rarely need to be over 400 pixels wide, and this is almost twice that.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

I was wondering when you'd stick your oar in.

My work here is done ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

I offered you a polite explanation to something you questioned.

as in, trying to help you out. I don't get why you think I'm sticking my oar in.

Now, unless you very quickly and honestly provide me with evidence that your intention wasn't deliberate trolling and trying to wind me up, then I shall have to start actually disliking you.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

Oh don't worry, I was only joking about that part.

Yes, I know you're right, 400 is quite enough.
I think the large monitor I have recently acquired has gone to my head.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

it's not like

it was heading for the front page, though was it?

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The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

Ahh that's irrelevant.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

why are you asking me?

I was just telling ClanSoul why some people were calling it big. Not saying it shouldn't be.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

but...

it's.. like 37ram's of K!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

hahahahahahaha

christ

that took me a moment :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

I thought it was a snake

with a forked tongue.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

It's not?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

it could still be

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

I need some more ideas for killer shit

Ive got 3(ish) scenes that could work

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

nuns

coach

coach filled with nuns

pulling into the space at the back of a diner

with a curious nun (with great tits!) peering into the rear entrance of the diner

you can't go wrong with nuns :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

YOU HAVE GONE WRONG WITH NUNS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

just you wait

killer shit is gonna be a box office smash!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

the fucking nun diner orgy scene will be the highpoint

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

I think tomorro im gonna attempt to do some storyboards

might lack dialog (haha log) like rambo IV but its a start
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

hahaha

:D

it's going to be totally quality!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

it was decided upon a kung-fu-poo rather then

jabba the shit wasnt it?

I think keanu reeves will do a good job of playing the shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

you can never go wrong with nuns

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

hahaha

that reminds me of one of the longest jokes ever...
"So there were a million nuns..."

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

this ^

Edit:
OH ITS A PENIS!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

Hurrah!

I'm not the only one

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

Well it would have hidden a few things if you'd made it smaller.

but not too shabby:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

Have you heard the tune from my Shatner's Bassoon?

Trousers - just found it's already been done - i'll have to console myself with an evening of charleycat.

(The Admiral's Chair Providing suggestive seating since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

Jessop jessop jessop jessop.

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nick the greek, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

Ilford ilford ilford ilford.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

bin dun im afraid

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

yellow bentines

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

Got any Clarky Cat?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

Hattie Jacque's Pretentious Cheese Wog?

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

Are you the bozboz?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Am I the only one being really thick here?

I normally am...

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

Thank you

it's always reassuring to get confirmation :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

If you hurry

you can buy the Brass Eye DVD, watch the 'Drugs' episode and then rush back here to understand this post.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

I think "understand"

is probably the wrong word. You could certainly join in though :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

This might explain it....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0GxUxKZdHk

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

Haha

I can't watch the cake stuff again. I feel too sorry for that MP :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Have your Cake and eat it

b3ta.com/board/8215804

I would love to be able to remember what made me suddenly recall the dangers of Cake

(synackle, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

I'd do this if I had the option...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

hahaha!

look at his little face, filled with joy

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spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

Hahahaha

Perfect last frame

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

hahahahahahhahhaha

you made me do a snot bubble!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

Hahaha

it's synthetic-life is complete

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

Yay!

also hehehe, Woo! & nicely :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

pfft

most excellent. Have a woo and a yay

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

class!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

he's laughing his tits off

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

this is fucking great hahahahahahaha

have a woo and a click

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

woo!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

Hahahahahahah YES!

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

LOLZ!

i knew data had a bit of B3TA in him

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

Simply

Ace

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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

Hmmm...

There's a disappointing lack of 'beam me up woman'.

P.S. Woo!

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

don't be so sure.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:58, archived)

Arf!

You made my day! I love those woman strips :D

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:47, archived)

Beam me up.

(rabbit_portal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)

this looks like science

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

Ooooh,

that am lovemly.

Welcome, pull up a kitten, you'll never leave etc etc.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

Nice

How did you do the light in that? Its quite cool.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

I thought it was a pair of curtains split apart slightly.

But seeing as there are lighty holes shining through, I am not so sure.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

Also theres a thumb at the bottom right of the light

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

nokia 32-10

erm the light is a nokia 32 10 behind the cows- the stars are a piece of card board with holes popped in and then I shined a light behind them. the cows are strung up by string.

arr getting told off for stuff. (sorry)

Ive got a few others im gunnu do as part of a series and sell them.

(rabbit_portal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

Thats good

If you are planning on posting more photos on this board, as a general rule as long as they are life-shopped (eg a model or a set-up scene) then its fine. If they are just a photo of something then if you look down the board you can see the trouble it causes

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

I'm impressed with the dedication of this one, though.

So woo for the picture.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

^^this

normally it would be a holiday to the Filapeens for some crucifying, but this pic is woo.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

wee bit.

cool,ok, well it was enhanced with photo shop a tiny bit, like i took out some of the wire that was on show.

(rabbit_portal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

Bollocks to it

this pic is ace. You went to the effort of setting up a cool picture and showed us the photo of it. That's easily good enough reason to post it here. Same as if you'd drawn a picture or something. It's the artistic talent that is worth showing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

Awesome..

such mad depth!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

that's not shopped, is it?

it looks like a little model
did you build that?
it's really cool.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

nope

nope its all in camera. their little models from pound shop.

(rabbit_portal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

pound shop camera action!!!

+extra points for using pound shop items!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

that's very nice

don't suppose you've got an image of the scene in daylight (fully lit)?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

maybe

erm ill have a look it was just made in my basement. probably have ones that arnt very well exposed, so you can see how it was made.

(rabbit_portal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

Cor!

Aceness

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

You are awesome, and a much needed breath of fresh air to this place.

About time there was more arty 'real' stuff, so to speak. Nice! *click*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

You shouldn't say that,

else i'll probably end up posting pictures of my wooden sculptures.

Ropey technique ahoy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

that's cool as fuck!

*click*

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Woooo cool

That's a nice effect you've got there.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

That's ace!

but reminds me of that annoying filtered milk advert.

But this is definitely ace.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

Lovely

stuff.

(tomsk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

plug plug

I do animations mostly, their i put a link of the links board. take a peek. (was that a shameless plug, yes it was :

(rabbit_portal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

I didn't know B3tans could drive trains...

No photoshopping done here. Taken on the 5.13 to Windsor & Eton Riverside from Waterloo.

(nebulous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

Is that near Sandyballs?

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

hahaha

class

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

nahhhhh...

I don't believe you. There must be other photos you took of it? Maybe one from an oblique angle?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

If true

then someone needs a fucking medal.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

on my honour guv

if you doubt me, look at the reflection in the ceiling on the large version. I'm pretty good at photoshop, but if I could do that, I think I could have kept Stalin in power to this day.

(nebulous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

What a brilliant metaphor.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

hahaha

Well then, congrats on having your wits about you enough to whip out the camera in time!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

I read about that

it did make me larf

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

I read about it too

just now, up there^

Is it a news event?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

it's the biggest story since "cab driver vomits in own taxi"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)

Did he fine himself £50?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

Woo!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

ballbags!

you're telling me that is genuinely unshopped? because, strange as it may seem, I find that very hard to believe.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

I believe him

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

I sometime caught that train

It's the ghost of 'pot chanelling energy and naughtiness.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)

loes pot!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

'lo Rich!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

Brilliant if true.

Top shoppery if not.

A winner either way!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

Another image I have done for my diving clubs t-shirts

previously

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

Cor!

I like that :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

**fits bendy straw to regulator** lets dive!

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

thats very nice

I'd wear it - but I do regularly wear a lego tee

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)

That is rather spiffing

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)

Rawr!

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

That's rather woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

Cheers ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

Now look, we're all for good artwork

but anybody can steal one of Mofaha's images and repost it on a messageboard. Poor form.

Oh... you... you did it yourself?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

Hahahah silly Hexy! :P

I was trying to work out how mofaha did the b0rken woman earlier.
And it kind of...morphed.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

Oooh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

i see mofaha

but i also see awesome!

totally dude!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

I went out photographing today

CFB
More here.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

wow

and you pointed your camera at things and made it go click.

Well done you.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

Dude, totally!

Why don't you blow her away with one of your fantastic images!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Post less.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Don't post at all.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

careful

your B3ta hypocrisy meter should have told you that this is a-ok. Stand down and get ready to wittily swipe at a new person for the same crime along with the thronging hordes.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

Friends liking their friends images

is hardly hypocrisy toasty. It's just human nature.
Also, Kk posts lots of stuff she's drawn, which I think makes people more tolerant of the occasional photo. Well, some people anyway.
Yeah, plus this person has contributed sweet fuck all except this pissy piece of criticsm.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

no, I'm not knocking friends liking stuff

just the fact that Rob has "RPS is shit" written on the posting page, people know not to post unshopped stuff and yet when regulars do it (not picking on KK in particular at all) it gets a pat on the back.
But the same patters, will shout at a new person in the blink of an eye for doing the same thing.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

Uh, maybe it's because I'm a regular

so people know I don't come on here posting photos all the time. I almost never do. And there are plenty of people who post photos (new and regular) who don't get flamed. So don't say you're not picking on me.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

I am NOT picking on you

I am pointing out to sanityclause the hypocritical nature of the site.
Have I actually replied to your thread saying don't do this myself?
As the great michael winner has been known to say, calm down dear ~~it's only an advert~~

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

I'm perfectly calm.

I am just pointing out the fact that any time I post a photo, you jump in and say something. That's all.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)

nonsense

this is quite possibly the first time I've ever done it! And again, I was not saying anything about YOUR picture, I was talking to sanityclause.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Okay.

Whatever you say.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)

Sorry Kk,

Didn't actually mean to have a _proper_ go (as some of your defendants have alleged), just hastily posted a bit of a snitty remark against an un-photoshopped photo. No offence meant, I just remember the days when Sundays on the board were full of sixth-form photo projects of decaying wooden doors and trees silhouetted against sunsets.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

It's alright.

None taken.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

I hear you

but to address your last point about n00bs, I do think there's more leeway given to people in terms of what they post if they've already posted lots of pics they've made, as in the case of Kk.
As for Rob's "RPS is shit": there was a time when Sundays were just a board full of dodgy sunsets. Rob made his feelings about it clear, and now it's changed. There has been at least one completely unshopped photo frontpaged, so they can't be completely frowned upon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)

has there? what was that of?

(not calling your bluff, genuinely interested)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)

IIRC it was a van

with an internet expression (rofl or lol or something) on the side.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

classy

I'm sure some people would argue it was very funny. But it doesn't sound it :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)

I wondered at the time

if the "Unshopped" claim was just a joke, but I don't think it was. I also wondered (and I wasn't alone in this) if it was the posters own picture, but the mods are usually pretty sharp about that stuff, and if something gets missed someone here will have seen it and will point it out, jaded crowd what we are.
In fairness too I think it may have been funnier than my description of it makes it sound.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

it was this pic..

homepage.ntlworld.com/acdrobertson/forums/OMG%20van1.jpg

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

so it WASN'T funnier than I made it sound :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

It would have been much better in an existing thread, dude

at the end of the day

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

I hear you

but what I hear is you voicing your opinion, which is fair enough of course, but that's all it is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

I think that photos are more accepted if they're amusing.

This is just a picture of a field. Fair enough if she's happy with it and wants to show it off, that's easily done by chucking a link or a picture in an existing thread.
It doesn't have to be a new thread and potentially push off work that someone has spent hours on.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

For what it's worth

I at least partially agree with you, but it's really not such a big deal once in a while is it? My main point here is that she's a good regular contributor and the person initially being pissy to her is not. In fact I don't think I've ever seen them contribute anything before this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

I see what you mean, but I don't like it when this site treats people differently depending on who they are, rather than what they do.

It's not something I'll often make a big deal of, but I can't see why they can't go in an existing thread. Everyone will still see it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

The treating differently thing

is just human nature I think. After all, friends are effectively just people who we treat differently to strangers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

Yes, that's true.

Doesn't mean I have to like it, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

Awww

Don't you like that I'm nice to you?
:p

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

I want you to treat me bad.

Oh yeah.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

is this photo accepted?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

We're always happy to see your hole, discomeats.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

I have personally never

understood the b3ta discern towards photographs.

As long as they're cropped, and pretty then all is well.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

Rob hates them and says that they should be put on Flickr, not here

(not speaking for Rob, just recounting what I have seen him say)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)

To repeat I point I raised above

at least one completely unshopped photo has been front-paged.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)

Fair enough

I think i'm burning my kitchen, I may be a while :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

I don't advise a kitchen fire.

If you've got a fireplace, maybe move it to there :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

granted

I appear to have hastily swiped at a board regular, nay sweetheart, but - a wonky photo of a boring field?

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sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

What's wrong with that?

It's an image board.
She took the photo.
It's not ALL she does, and it's not against any rule.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

I'm going to find a photo of a field that I made all by myself now

edit:

click for bigger, yes it's shitty tied together, no I don't give an arse

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

That's cool.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)

lots of cool snow :)

I think I can vaguely make a panorama now

that was taken with my sadly kaput camphone in december 2005

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

Hahah

cool. :]

Also, oh. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

hehehe

sorry:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

thats a nice field

well done

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

yes!

best field ever

give it 10 years it'll be full of skyscrapers

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

and hoverpenismobiles carrying people around

and no grass to bask in :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)

yes

:/

but still, you can always crash your hoverpenis mobile into the river after being off your tits on pills

so all turns out nice :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

YAY!!!

FUN TIEMS!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

That's lovely :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

have urge to buy another crap camerphone

so more of this type of shit soon

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)

It's not shit.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

yeah it is

"slight" banding problem

and also WTF is with calling a camerphone "megapixel" when it's just noise at anything over 640x480

still, not like it's a £1k slr is it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

I think it looks good.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

looks too much like "dodgy colour plate in 1950's library book"

I got some better ones, somewhere

failing that I need to make some more

actually, yes, I has an idea, hopefully I won't get stabbed to death by the local chavs ("He's not from here and he's not on fire!" etc...) :)

there's quite a bit of scenic crap nearby tho I suspect anything decent will end up on flickr, which I don't thinkI registered at actually

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

I'd make a flickr, but I don't take enough photos.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

just take lots of crap with a camerphone

I'm going to do some panoramas tho

as they can be quite nice

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

This sort of post (the original) warrants a reply along the lines of

"why am I looking at a picture of your dog"

Ive just come back from a week long trip to the middle of scotland with my camera, but Im not going to post the pics here because while I mostly post hand drawn images on the board I dont think people would like them taking up space.

Im not saying people should flame the regulars who post an occasional picture, but likewise you cant have a go at someone who does

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

Personally

I think you have made a valid point

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

I see a lot of stuff on these boards which I

consider absolute shite.

For the most part however, I don't say anything and move on, due to the fact that I don't contribute an awful lot to these boards beyond typing things.

Now, due to the fact that I have contributed a fair few hundred more pictures than you have, and still manage to keep this in mind, I don't think it's a lot to ask.

But then again, tis up to you.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)

No Snow?

no frost damage either

(lordy lordy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

Newly planted

I think.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

Yay!

I'm just about to post something :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

Hooray!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

I posted it four minutes before you replied.

Epic fail.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

I know, I know.

Hush.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

How are you?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

I am good.

Been better, of course *sneakily points up* but I'm just ignoring it.

And you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

I'm not bad :)

Just killing time with that cat up ^there.
My pizza went cold, though :(

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Aw.

Cold pizza is the best. :D

I has Vitamin Water. That makes me happy.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

I just finished some milks, but this pizza is not good cold anyway :(

Mum didn't buy any of my favourite ones, either.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

What are your favorite ones?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

Four Cheese.

But there are five kinds on it. (Two types of cheddar).

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

Aaah.

Hahah. I only like plain pizza. It's the best. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

Same here.

I had to make do with picking off the mushrooms :(

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

It appears to be some form of field

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

That it is.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

needs more tractor

and hoverhorse

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

A guy in a truck came after us

and demanded to know what we were doing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

Hahah

I hope you told him you were hiding a body.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

I hope this guy owned the field right?

as it would be _fucking_scary_ otherwise....

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

I think we were standing on the borders of his shitfarm.

He asked me why I took a photo of a particular house... I told him I hadn't (which was true) but he insisted a couple of times that I had. In the end I lifted my camera and said, "look, do you want to see?" and he declined.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

ahhhhh

did he think you were DHS......

does he have something "interesting" there

hmmmmmmm :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

He was a little freak.

I didn't like him.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

some folk just need to blow their trumpet

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

It just looks like a field

also the perspective is wrong as its pointing too far down, making the field look like its sloping upwards (if it is, then you should be able to make it look like it isnt)

try getting lower to the ground when taking the shot, and if you can get something interesting in the foreground then so much the better

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

I'm sorry

but I don't believe you can have wrong persepctive in photography. I'm sorry ir displeases you, but I like it.

I know how to take photos, and I know how to take photos I like. If I wanted it to look flat, then I would have gotten on the ground.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

you seem to do that photometry stuff daily

^_^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

I try to

now that I'm on spring break. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

I try to sleep

and get woken up by coldness and stupid housemates

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)

Aww.

Just kill the housemates and steal all their blankets. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

they have gone for 9 days

I live in the basement - it gets cold - and the radiator is fucked! - landlord hasnt fixed it yet ( we moved in in july)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

Hooray.

But also oh no. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your tilled agricultural land?

woo and yay!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)

Oh, you love it.

And how are you today, my dear?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

I am WELL

and FULLY CASIO'D UP

MM MMM.

I hope to buy LOADS and make a whole ARRAY of casio keyboards. Then play a single note and be brought to the point of orgasm by the retro goodness.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

Or just get licked until you come..

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)

CASIO FTW.

Althought I think my keyboard is a Yamaha.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Mine's a Yamaha.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

_{bindun before many times? yes.}

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

and this pea from this morning

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

rofl

spot on.

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

Hahaha

He even employed short people to walk past and make him look bigger!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

i saw the edit

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

it said 'never' right?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

no it didnt.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

whooptie doo

I put ever instead of even. Before you start being pedantic it may be worth sorting out the tenses in your sig!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

I wonder if anyone every thought of doing this before?

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

I think you know the answer to that

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)

The Sedation of the Sadr

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

ahahahaha

that last frame is goofy beyond comprehension

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

well, if he gets food from greggs no wonder he's angry

they probably fucked up his change too

is there anyone in greggs that can fucking count?

/meh greggs blog

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

I do not wish to subscribe to your blog and will not add it's RSS feed

thankyou. Please come again.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

Don't they still use pre-decimal in there?

"There you go sir, here's your shilling change. Now off to the horsecart with you."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

they probably have a beastie in the back that breathes lukewarm fire on the pies

the "gravy, fat and air" pies

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

We call him the Greggs' Wyvern.

He likes the steak bakes. And occasionally children.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

Not a greggs person myself

It's all made from premixed crap. Their delivery lorry parks outside my place and I seem mountains of frozen pastries coming out every night.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

I know it's crap, but I bring home a dozen every time I visit

and then have heartburn for a week

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

me neither

christ they wouldn't know a decent pie if it bit them on the face and shouted "I'm a fucking decent pie"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

Pimblett's Meat and Potato are by far the best

or their steak and kidney... oh crap.. now I'm drooling

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

I invented the widowmaker pie a while ago.

I still yet to put it to paper or even dare bake it yet.

But it had everything in it: crisps, an entire scotch egg, sausage, bacon, etc.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

I am convinced you are Michael Cain lurking behind the curtain at your window

observing all sorts of sinister stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)

*wipes knob on curtain*

*remembers he has blinds*
*removes splinters*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

I would kill for one of those little flaky pastry things

with icing and coconut straws on top.
For some odd reason we used to call them cheesecakes.
*drools*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

What did you call cheesecakes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

woo, I get to use this again...

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

yeop

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

judging fromthe stainery on that image

I must say "target practice" and stop there

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

Hahahaha!

Three cones:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)

makes me wish I had three hands

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

Four candles?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

Handles for forks! 'ose.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

four?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

Obviously you don't count shy cones

When counting them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

I've never seen the krankies but being a scotsman in england i am often told of them

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

hahahahaha!

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

Woo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

just imagine

her surrounded by randy japanese businessmen

in some kind of bukkaka spray-apocalypse

and she's shouting "こちら！こちら！こちら！こちら！こちら！"

and that's pretty much the worst thing I could think of right now.

*goes back to eating easter egg*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

Dear Deirdre,

I have recently been having sexual fantasies about wee Jimmy Krankie, and now I don't know if I am gay, straight or a peadophile.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

yay for viz

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

Best. Letter. Ever. I cried through my nose when I read that.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

utterly wrong as this always is,

it's nothing compared to the fact that, in real life, they sleep together

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

and they sex too

I bet they are at in every location in the uk

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

It's her face that kills me in this.

I don't often laugh at my own images once they're made, but this had me giggling for ages.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

Rock Steady

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

well then!

reminds me of that line from ferris bueller...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

"Put that donkey back, I haven't finished smearing poo on your shoes yet!"

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

See?

Diamonds are just random monochromatic pixels and not worth the money that some idiots pay for them.
Well done on the science!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

but...but all the commercials say my wife won't love me if i don't buy her lots of diamonds!

let alone get married in the first place!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

They also say that foul-smelling deoderant will make all wimmins fall at your feet

So:
1. dispense with the diamonds.
2. Spray Lynx on your armpits.
3. Profit!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

because if you polish a turd

and say "THIS IS A SUPER POLISHED TURD AND ALL THE COOL PEOPLE HAVE ONE"

you'd better have one, after all, you have to be one of the cool people

/diamonds are worthless crap that people die over blog

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

I would love to have got married for the sole reason that

I would love to say "don't get me a diamond ring I don't like 'em" and to blow raspberries in the faces of people who ask to see my engagement ring and I show them my middle finger ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

Bravo . . . I really like your style !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

ah well, it's only poor borderline (hah) slave labour that digs them out of the ground for barely pennies

anyway, synthetic diamonds, now those are nice, shame the folk working on them have to have such stupid security, but then it's not ordinary robbers they are afraid of in the main :)

Got to love a good old cartel that isn't a cartel innit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

I don't give a fuck how many five year olds

have to die for it. A couple of diamonds is small price to pay for a lifetime of married bliss.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

aww

that's what makes you fluffy

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)

*raises eyes to the heavens*

He's off.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

Although as an aside,

they make ridiculously expensive and efficient knuckledusters.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

on the plus side

if you find a diamond, rich people will give you money for it, and then you have cash and they have a fucking rock. win

1. find diamond
2. sell to rich people
3. profit

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)

ooh

*starts digging*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

You are a most ingenious agent !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

I'll have a look in my garden for diamonds later

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

let me know

i'll take them off your hands, since they are just rocks afterall

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

heh

I'm stupid, I'm not stupid

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

but you are stupid, yes?

i mean...

:-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

well

everyone said I was stupid, but I proved them

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

Exploding Spider-Diamond time?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

And ever so delicious as well !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

Mmmmmm Cwunchy-Spider-Diamond-Nugget-Flake-Nugget-Cwispies.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

Is there a transformer in that gem?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

You have most keen eyes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

Well my eye for transformer/gemstones

Is well know through out Barrow-In-Furness!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

actually, there's no physical law against the spontaneous rearrangement of carbon atoms in a diamond's lattice into other crystal forms like graphite

it just doesn't happen very often

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

This process has in dust trial uses yes . . .

well put !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

Actually

Diamonds are produced due to the tummy troubles of old school break dancers.

(borkborkbork, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Cough it up . . .

and keep it lit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)

Tha more you cough

the more you get off

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

The more you get off . . .

the better you feel . . . what's up Doc ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

dwugz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

Actually

It's a South London vegetable.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

dwug-cawwot?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

I'M NIBBLING MY MOUSE

TEEHE ^_^_6

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

sorry, I had a temporary lapse in everything.

carry on.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

The Young Ones reference?

"And what's inside the telescope?....A little mouse!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

is it the wrong way round?

what is it anyway?

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

TJ:

can anyone tell me how to download a youtube video into an mpeg or mov?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

levers and pullies

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

this ^

and witchcraft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

get an addon

and download the video in flv format and then use a program to convert flv to mpeg or avi. Mov format is for mac geeks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

I use this to download YouTube stuff;

www.videodl.org/

Re-name it as a .flv. Then you'll need another program to convert it.
I never use mpeg or mov, just .avi.
RivaFLV is very good for converting stuff.

:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

cheers for that

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

Can you see the elephant?

Caution: May spoil innocence forever

(borkborkbork, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)

shrooms

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

is that someones back?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)

I think, and I hope I'm wrong,

that it's an amputee!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

what porn have you been watching?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

It's amazing what the put on late at night on the Cartoon Network.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)

robot chicken?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

Fred Fredburger!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)

you are

wrong

(borkborkbork, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

I've check the frames in Oven Ready

and still cannot see what it's supposed to be.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

I pressed esc and couldnt work it out

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

You can press "ESC" to pause a GIF??????

Well live and learn.

*skips about with glee*

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

2 years and youve only just learned that?

*Joins in the skipping*
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)

I SEE BREATS!

(.)(.)

edit: actually,I'm not sure what I see now

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

fucking odd shaped ones at that!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

what are you making me look at?

fuck off

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

why?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

be nice urb

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

be cruel, muu

be really upsetting.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

fuck i just want to KICK something.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

\o/

but I'm afraid the police have been called because of this act of violence

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)

I've not manually adblocked an image in weeks.

yet managed 4 today, Well done.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

i feel such a fool

how do you adblock?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

addon for firefox

(there is a paid for addon for ie7 I believe )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

thanks

got to get firefox back on then

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)

What the fuck?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

well, i like it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)

is that your small, shrivelled penis?

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)

Certainly not

mine

(borkborkbork, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)

So you admit to

having a small shrivelled penis, just not that one?

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

heh

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

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