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# No idea why
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Right, I'm going to fuck you *right* in the mimsy!


arf!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# what is it with you lately
missus abroad again? :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Just looking for new uses for my sex cock
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ah yes
the old love schlong
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *swings menacingly*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# *hides car keys*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# http://www.bluestreakdesign.co.uk/images/b3ta/gettysburg.jpg
/\ The Gettysburg address.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Dammit!
Beaten to it. :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Best. Answer. Ever.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
that gave me aq right old chuckle.

I wouldn't have thought there was any milage left in getty's.

I stand corrected
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# HahahaSPANG!!


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It's what the kids are wearing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *purchases*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*instaclick*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# this is fucking amazing! yay!
im going to a party dressed as a priest tommorrow, not because its fancy dress, because i can!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Are you going to be looking for sexy nuns?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i'm ALWAYS looking for sexy nuns, everyone knows they love a good spanking
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Proper Officerofl!

*cleeeeek*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
there's a whole lot of enjoyment to be had there.

And you could probably actually sell it in the US
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# :)
It's a thought. I would enjoy watching the ensuing BBC2 documentary.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# will there be shouting?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Oh yes,
and people calmly telling the interviewer that they will laugh with joy when he burns in hell for eternity,
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
belive
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Haha, bonkers!
/relurks.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# You utter loon!
That's ace!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Fantastic
What a cool idea, I suspect the fundamentals might actually buy one of these.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I like that
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent!
Clicking with aplomb
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
I'll take twelveteen!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# doubleplusclick!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# [I cannot express properly quite how
much this makes me happy!]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Could you
do it in the medium of dance?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *envolves*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# This is the bestest thing
since the last bestest thing evar!
*double clicks*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# It is impossible to claim that God doesn't exist.
Only to opine it.

Fact.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# No.
It's impossible (for now) to prove that gods don't exist. It's perfectly possible to claim it.

But then, since no-one's shown any evidence that gods do exist, it's a very safe assumption to believe that they don't.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# What do you mean "for now"?
Nothing can be finally proven. All proof has the status of a very safe assumption, and nothing more than that. Arguments about the existence of God always contain a certain amount of trash consisting of "there's no proof He doesn't exist" and "there's no proof He does". All those parts of the argument are a waste of space, whichever side they come from.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# For now.
How do you know that nothing can be finally proven? That's a statement that you'll need to prove.
Who knows what people will know in the future? I wouldn't dismiss the possibility that, in the distant future, everything that can be know will be known.

It seems a little bit presumptuous to dictate what people will know for sure millennia from now.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Oh, OK. I didn't realise you were thinking so far ahead.
Sounds like a hellish future, though.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# "Fact"
HAHAHAH! You fail at "fact".

Also what does "opine" mean?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# It's the smell of
odistinfectant
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# and it's the exact same for people who claim that god does exist, except...
that the people who originally invented the god story were primitive and had fuck all actual knowledge of nature and how it works... hence, they thought a magic man done it.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I'll take several!
(Take, not buy)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *clicketty click*!
That's chuffing ace!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahahah
*click*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# It's true
I'm wearing 3 of them right now
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *Needs*
Hahaha *click* triffic!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliance
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# TESTIMONIAL
Prayer Ruff™ miracled bad things to people I personally dislike! Thanks Prayer Ruff™ !
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Harfl!
*ultraclick*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
#

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Yay!
*goes to catch up*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# i hope they're not watching tv violence!!
=D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# okay, thanks for coming everyone - hopefully we're going to have a lot of fun today
and perhaps learn a little bit about ourselves too...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Cillit Bang!
Will they start dunking each other in Cillit Bang?

Will denizens dunked in Cillit Bang end up white?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Black not good enough.
Racist much?

:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm not racist, but...
wouldn't it be lovely to have rainbow denizens?

although quite how you would convey colour in a black and white cartoon I don't know.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# gotta love those posts which start
"I'm not racist but...."
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't mean to sound gay or nothing
but Depeche Mode are a really sweet band.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *cock rockets*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# TJ
I'm just typing an email to cadburys:

Hi,

I'm a forum member of a site called b3ta which you may have heard of. It's a digital arts community with an anarchic edge. The site has a great number of members and generates a lot of traffic.

In May this year we will be having a party in London with almost 70 of the most regular posters. At this party there will be a competition to see if anyone can eat two Creme Eggs at a time without spitting fondant everywhere.

There will be a lot of talk about it, many pictures will be taken which will be seen by thousands of people. Would it be possible for you to provide a big pack of eggs in return for the publicity that this will generate?

I know it's cheeky to ask but i just thought it would be a neat little marketing opportunity.

Yours Sincerely,


Should i do it? I think it would be fun.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Fucking yes, there's no harm in asking.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Creme egg eating?
Why was I not informed?

I could prolly do it too!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# now im depressed i cant go :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
'spitting fondant' is my new euphemism... now I just need something to apply it to.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hehe
Bathe in the glory of my prose
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# this
is the best reply I've read since 1988
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Do it.
Hard.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Add a ps:
I agree to fully indemnify Cadburys against any actions, legal or otherwise, that may result from choking or other misadventure in the course of this enterprise.

Then do it:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# But I do this for fun anyway
maybe i should write to them as well?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I don't hate Coldplay, but
I FUCKING HATE COLDPLAY
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# this^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# HUH?
Since when Have Depeche Mode been a gayer's band?
I've always liked them!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Your homework
is to buy and watch Orgasmo.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# BUY!!!
What is this "BUY MOVIES" thing you talk about!!!
To the torrent mobile!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Tch
if you buy films you can put them on shelves and marvel at how many you have.

Also you can play the fun game of counting the films and working out approximately how much you spent on all of them.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I don't like doing that with CDs.
It makes me think about what I could have bought instead.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Buy them as well then!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am going to put in a massive order at one of the sites Ttssattsr pointed me to.
I'm going to use the tactic of 'buy shit loads of things that are cheap and look like they might be good'
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I do buy some!
But only at sale prices.
*Waiting for Heroes to be under £25!!*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yeah - although I was always suspicious of Duran Duran
...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *glares*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# they're clearly communist
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# They're clearly excellent is what they're clearly.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# excellent at being communists
and undermining our superior Western way of life
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Infidel.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I've always quite liked them
but I'm not impartial to the allure of men either, so this does not prove anything much.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# happy b3taday for yesterday

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# !
I'm 5

*cries*

also - I remember when all of this was a cool and exciting meta media po mo digital wankers community
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# they'll get angry
they probably wanted a 46" screen, and lots of channels

and maybe a junk food dispenser

I see trouble on the horizon :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I see a re-ed moon rising...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
edit: bah, time to escape to reality

adios folks
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yeaaaahhhhhhhh
big red face, glowing in the sky, no body like you, I don't know why, because you're not the moo-oon
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Neil Armstong a walking on me face...
Buzz Aldrin a walking on me face...
The other one..spaceman a walking on me face!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# shud I made 'im a cuppa tea?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
If I may fawn for a moment - Easter Sunday afternoon while missus was asleep, gorging on chocolate and re-reading the whole of SA from the start over 90 minutes. Bliss. Nice work Senor Jack.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I forsee unforseen consequences
Or at least I would... If they weren't... er... unforseen... I mean.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yay JJ!
I keep missing 'em, but got it live today!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Cool
what TV channel broadcasts at 90 degrees to all the others? That would be great to mess with drunken friends' heads.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I know what they mean,
the TV appears to be a 'Tallscreen'!

Also, 'In Thanks'?

Also, the usual we're not worthy Woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# They are watching infomercials, they will become expert sale men.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# This one's for Captain Wow for telling me to reboot :P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# spaghetti aroundthe legs
huge spaghetti
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# tiny legs
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# tiny little squeaky *eeek eeek eeek* little legs
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# they're almost tooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# eek!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# you have stolen mofaha! give him back!
woo yay
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahah!
Don't be silly, I'd have stolen Killerkitti if I went to mofaha's house.
:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# you may well have stolen both, she hasnt posted in a while!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# That's because she's asleep.
Well, I don't know if she's actually asleep, but she's a few hours behind us so she could still be in bed.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I always wondered about ClanSoul's collection
of tiny shoes...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
stolen eloped with
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Slinkies!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# arg
a collection of ribs!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# It's the inside of a piano
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Bondage legs?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# that is highly woosome!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Thanks :]
How are you today, sir?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i'm ok!
i'm doing a better job of keeping my temper then yesterday!
poxy hospital!
=D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^_^
Well that's good.
Just remember that if all else fails, new compo day on b3ta will sort it all out.
*dreads*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Eyyyyyyy I used to have stripy tights!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# No tights - just shadow :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ooooh!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Yay for stripes!


TJ: also, this
I don't know what day it is, but I'm going to step away from the internets for a bit
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Snot loading
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# A man that used to be a woman is pregnant now
the end
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Oh, and his name is Beatie
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahahah really?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# He also has a beard, no boobs and a flange
link is slow, but works eventually
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Edit: It's working now.
Sent it to Rob and he might put it in the newsletter
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I think the end is nigh

right, I'm going to bugger off for a bit now
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Oh alright then.
Have a good period of time until you get back.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Khan's Interwebs Revenge part XIII


(and you can relax now as I am all out)

*edited title a bit
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Someone's already had their revenge on Khan


/Office 2007 lol
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# lol at it all you like
It's free for me :P

3 little tips for Office '07.

1) That round button in the top left corner? That's your "File" options.

2) Office '07 really really hates any other version of Office on the same PC as it.

3) If you try and install Office '07 on a PC and it doesn;t work then you will have a nightmare and a half trying to install an older version back on. It is quicker to reinstall the PC.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yay for xp
and yay for linux

and yeah, it's all free for me.. er.. or something :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# orifice 2007 is well bum
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# bloody hell
that looks like Vista..
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAN't do a bloody thing with this shitty operating system!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Open Office Ftw
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm surprised and mildly disappointed that link wasn't a rickroll...
:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm surprised and mildly disappointed that everyone has commented on his operating system, and not his picture.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I can't think of anything that isn't about jet cows
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You say that as if it's a bad thing
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Exactly
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You mean one of these?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Nah - just a
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Joke's on everyone else
I love this song
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# You need to farm the more specialised breeds
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor Laalaa.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I bet the little bastard keeps you awake all night running in his wheel.
Woo!
edit: his her. Excuse my lack of knowledge on the subject of the gender of childrens TV characters.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *her wheel
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# how can you tell?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Because the telly told me she was a girl.
Her and Po.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# thats correct
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yeah, see?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ah ha
that explains my inexplicable desires towards Po
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Arf!
*awaits steamroller/flatscreen combo*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Yay!

AGAIN!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
grand.

I am interested to see how they get HD...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# [it's a different type of feeding nutrient!
and abdominal surgery implanting special circuitry :?) ]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Pffft!
*clilick*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# [haha...these are awesome!
*click*]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha! Noice!
So that's how they grow them!?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# 'Noon all!


Click for bigger (161KB)

Tis my first try at something like this...

....any way of making it better?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Looks pretty decent to me already.
Have a woo.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# many thanks!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Add more explosions, scantily clad wimmin and possibly jet cows.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# definitely jet cows
otherwise it looks good.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# oh god yes!
Always more jet cows.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# will a jet horse do?
Photobucket
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# For this time only
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Kangamoose?
Much better than anything I can attempt.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# thank you
i used to think i was crap (still am) but its just about keeping an eye on detail
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Boredom + Cloverfield = Wolfs
Photobucket
Click it for bigger (179kb)

*Note - Not a vector, all done on a Tablet (Graphics and Ibuprofen)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# very nice
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# very very nice
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Right, now I'm off to make myself some lunch.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Trepanation is for winners.
\o/ up with this sort of thing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# careful....
.......now?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Hang on.....
wait for it.....

YES YES YES I'm being careful, look, both carabinas are connected. Sheesh....


alright, get ready.....




NOW



I have no idea.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *NOW'S*


noon lovely...how do?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ah, bordome and alcohol
one of lifes adventures
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# life's
what the hell is wrong with me today?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Well do yah punk?



Pat thought he'd stick to playing in winter
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I was about to have a go at you for the poor quality of the paint splats
when I suddenly realised I'd completely believed that the bear had a gun and it wasn't shopped.

I'm unwell, in my defense.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# But surely all bears are tooled up these days?
There was a ninja panda making a couple of appearances over the weekend, certainly.

I thought the exact same thing...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I thought that about the splats too
Top shop on the gun but the splats should have been muliplied to take on the underlying texture.

Having been paintballing a lot you also need some bloody welts from where the pellets not burst but decided to cut you instead...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# [bzzt bzzt....
...intra site cross posting in an attempt to reconcile the ever increasing gap between /talk and /board...

..or possibly to stir things up, I'm not sure

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# "I'm a king bee baby, buzzin round your hive"


/John Belushi
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hmmm
Mojo Mojo MOJO KING BEEEE
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# [I demand one of you post some Belushi...
...this very skit, in fact, to the /links!

do it, do it now! ;?)]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I can post a dead You Tube link
damn copyright!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# [that would be very kind of you...
...and damn bastards!]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun this way round?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely done!
this toap was not worth its own thread:
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth it's own thread...

Right Said Picard...?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
great!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# even irradiated spock
would use "you're"
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# oh shit
i always get that wrong for some reason... :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What about
irradiated haggis?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# who says its glass?
and glass does block some radiation, namely uvb and uvc
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Or alpha and most beta particles.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# b3ta particles?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# That's certainly how I typed it at first.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I like that
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *groan*

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha!
and eww!
=D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahah, nice one
and bonus points for use of Brett
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# If anyone's using manwife I want to know about it.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# But we decided not to tell you about it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# quiet you fool!!
you'll ruin the whole thing!
=)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Oh, can you bring some more baby oil with you tonight?
We're almost out.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# This amatuer production of Julius Cesaer
sounds most tantilising.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# He's my bitch, I want coin.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# We'll send you some of the videos when they're finished.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Harr and indeed, umph.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
@:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# sherlock always was an utter cunt
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Snort!
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Is that what the yanks call
Tic Tac Toe


/I'll get my coat
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] BOOSH!

but it reminds me of something else can't think what though...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Donkey Kong?

Edit: How rude. Woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# That's ace, all I would say is you need to round off the eyes
on the inside top corners.

I feel like a right bitch now.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I'm crap at these anyway
just thought I'd give it another try.

:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't mean to criticise.
I think it's dead good, it's just that one finishing touch would make it perfect.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You are..
..but the nice kind of.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# There's a nice kind of bitch now?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# ..bitch.
COOLER

Nice....bitch.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# papa lazarou?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Mmmmm.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# mmmmm
as in mmmmmm i'd like his black face paint on my inner thighs?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yes. And yes, this is one of the ones
where I do actually realise I'm wrong.

But I still would.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you are a worry
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I know, I know.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# but we still love you all the same
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *glees* I should hope so.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# cuddles the monkey!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# all hail booshmonkey!!!!


.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yay!
I'd not seen that!..... I don't think.

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I've spent the last week trying to do a star trek logo
its impossible



IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# you should try this
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# not enough right angles
it will look splodgy, but will give it a go


what is it any way?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Klingon logo....
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Ah, I shouldn't have spent so long chewing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Flag of the Klingons.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Some things are....
If only they could be taller!

:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ace!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
#

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Would still eat it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
ewwwww!

:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhh dear
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ha ha
*tastes*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# That's disturbing...
But also arousing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Superb
tasty and superb
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Oh my..
Looks delicious, woo.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# So that's what they look like in the wild
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ^THIS^
Titter!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] punnage


quick and dirty
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# also
shameless linking my "better" attempt at the comp here as I tihnk it got swamped off the boards with no comments

b3ta.com/board/8219585

*edit. A reply before I re linked. w00!

(yes I know both these ideas are probably done and redone and then done again so hard they burst a seam and have to go to hospital to get sewen up, again)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# sorry. I clicked.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# you clicked me?
YOU CLICKED ME????

somebody out there likes me!

/cry

/runs off and clicks on every image posted by "Your watch is still saving for 5k but" in a manic stalkerish type frenzy
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# yay! we can form a clique now!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
ace!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# OH IT'S A PUNE
Haha!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# finally finished it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# WOO!
That looks bloody ACE.
*instaclick*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# well done simon
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Ooooh. Shiney.
And nice.
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# very very nice indeed
*relurks*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# don't make me dust off my lurker net!
=)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ..
Too late, I've gone
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# And now I've got Bryan Adams in my head.
*shakes fist*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# ..
*still riding into the sunset, Bernie Clifton style*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *walks alongside*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# darn!!
he would've rounded off my collection nicely!
*patrols*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Wowzers, that's a bit awesome, isn't it!?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# LOOK OUT!

EDIT: Ace work matey!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# exeter is in devon.
:-|
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *sigh*
you know NOTHING about alternate universes . . .

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# its on the border...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# no it bloody isn't!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Not even close squire
No where near...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# chortle!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Looks like
Tattooine?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Poor effort.
See me.

^^^lies
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# highly woosome!
now do a Borg.
DO IT!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# oo i might do that later.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# aces!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# yes, this is ace.
very nicely done.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Nice.
But a quick tj.

I found this in a magazine today:

Not shopped at all...

Edit: For those that want to see the text, click here for a fucking massive version (802K).
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# What does the text at the bottom say?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# sdfjkhdaspjpogjfj
slkdf gdfjypjpf sfjoigfjl fjfropgtmvn riojhc
sdfjghms fi9zhjfiong;mgnb czodjjffasdb

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Intriguing....
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# it says.
to find the answer to this or any other question, text your question to 88838
blah blah blah
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# was it "JPG artifacts monthly"?
*squints*
*eyes pop*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# fucking awesome!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Noice!
Woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# wheee daleks!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Proper
Office

Lol
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# this is most excellent mink
well done
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]




(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
clever!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# It's only a game so put up a real good fight
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.

:O)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

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