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Saving lives...

...is just another day's work.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Brilliant!

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Hahaha

How marvellous!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

:O this brings back dream memories

very woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Oh NOES!

Take him to hostingpule . . . but mind where you park!
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

'ning

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hello!

any passportmental developments?
yes? please?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

As of 15 minutes ago, yes

yesThe main man actually phoned me (the consoler or whatever he is called) and promised it would be ready by tomorrow.
No time for couriers though. My brother will have to pick it up and hot foot it to the Ghanain embassy for a visa for me.

With no days to spare.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

*fingers crossed*

tell him to cry at them . . . people HATE to see a man cry
ooooh! Here's hoping

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

But they have somebody to deal with people who cry

He's called the consoler.
:)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

the consoler at the consolate?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

lol

I bought a new hat - a dark brown Derby from a place in the States... it's very cheap with the Dollar as it is. Nice!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Picture?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Braw!

I'm itching for a nice Scarlet one from Edinburgh . . .
or purple

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

haha

reminds me of this mornin when i cleared a mouse of the kitchen floor which the cat had brought it, a defribulator would not have helped at all

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

"... and the wind cried... 'Mary' ..."

Have a ghost:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Lovely!

I love that song, also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Oooo floaty

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

You did a art

and what a lovely art it is.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Why thank you.

I cannot akshley art - it's all in the software.

But don't tell me that, because I'm still under the impression that I can.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Crow Teim!!

Others didn't know that Wallis was an alcoholic on his days off.

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

fuck yes!

this dude is cool. *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

That

is one cool MoCro
*Click*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

SHARKS!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

DOLPHINS!

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Cyclist

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Cyst

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

blvd

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

ov brkn drms?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

This is frikkin

Awesome...be clicked, damn your eyes.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

My dad had a pet crow when he was a kid

It used to sit on his desk during lessons.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

Oooooooh this is ace.

Ningles all...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Ning ning ning

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

have I missed owt interesting this morning?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Did you see the crows?

Also, this was good: www.b3ta.com/board/8244250

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

I've seen A crow

Bless DTH, he is a wonderful man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

eh?

me or someone else with the initials DTH?
Hello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Just you, petal.

You're the only DTH as far as I'm concerned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

not so . . .
*shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

TATA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

oh . . . .

. . . bye

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

I'm more northern than that

It'd be t'ra. Especially if I'm on the phone to northern family- I go from

'Anyway, got to go, love you, bye' to

'Areet chuck best get gone, t'ra'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

fo' shizzle

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Word, yo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Davina That Ho

A well-known punster.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

ning nig-ga-ning na-ning ning ning

lo there.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Well HELLO

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

bloody work says i'm only allowed to look at personal sites during breaks

bastards!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

That's sort of what's happened to me.

They've not said it but I'm doing it anyway as they're scrutinising EVERYTHING at the moment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

i hate them

*scowls at them*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Time for a little arson.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

no Fae

the time for a little arson has passed

it's time for a LOT of arson!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Now you're talking.

You get the oxygen tanks, leave them on 5% and I'll go and find something I can set fire to and chuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

well the CEO

has a pretty flammable looking dress on

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Is she chuckable?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

absolutely

and her breast implants are probably highly flammable/explosive

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Have more breaks then

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

*slaps thigh*

why didn't i think of that!!!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

What Ho El Capitano

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

That one over there with the gammy leg and the

fiver stuck to her cheek with manfat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

christ on a bike

you win.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

gleeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

That beak looks familiar

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

you should all click "ignore" for your own good.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Loon!!!

Woo!

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Cocksure, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

The product of Wednesday morning boredom..

Zoom Zoom (155KB)

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

cor!

very woosome!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Oooo......

I think I like that...

*Likes the style anyway - Have a C^wL^oI^oC^oK

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

EAT THE DEAD CHEERLEADRER!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

SAVE THE WORLD!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Any idea when series 2 is coming to Blighty?

I am completely devoid of torrents.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Pass, I remember wikipedia saying that the first series was airing in July about four months before though.

Season 2 was only 12 episodes though, because of that writer's strike.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Series 2 of Heroes will air in April 2008 on BBC Two

To quote from wikipedia

Tis similar to what I heard

(Mintman, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

don't bother

it was mainly shite..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

AT LEAST UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE HAD YOUR DINNER.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

sinister!

i like it a lot!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Additional Crow punnage...

...those crows not fit for the FBI may end up singing in a Barbershop Crowtet.

('pologies. I'm too much of a n00b to work out how to post an image into an existing thread. And my jokes are crap.)

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

but your username is marvellously appropriate

so woos and yays all 'round.

edit: if you want to use the image uploader click "new post", upload the image, then copy the <img = .......> bit and don't click "submit".

then go to the board, click "reply" and paste the code into the new message.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

that is a very clever way if doing it

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

there are less roundabout ways, obviously, if you can host and think and type.

this way works for me on the rare occasions I'm posting a picture and not just being "clever".

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

Jude!

*humps*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

It's your own work so no aplogy neede.

Having said that your filesize is FECKIN HUUUGE!
/oops wtf? Ignore me - I'm blind

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Really?

My browser says it's less than 15k. Is that unusually large?

edit: cheers to everyone for technical advice

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

*grumbles about crappy work pooter*

I like his bow tie

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

You know what they say about bad workmen:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Yeah

They turn up late make a lot of mess and noise and bugger off early with wads of cash and a job half done.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

Aaargh! This is my life.

Yes, it's lovely that you've knocked everything down and that.
Now how about rebuilding it? Hmm?
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

The rustic look!

My builders simply didn't turn up this morning after I shipped in human reinforcements to look after the house while I was out.
Oh. How. I. laughed.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

How annoying!

My lot haven't been around for 2 days as they're 'waiting for the new stairs'.
Well, how about fixing the kitchen doors you fitted badly while you wait?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Heheh that's good :D

To post an image in an existing thread, just do what you did but in the space that appears when you click the "reply" button on someone else's post.
Edit: I like the "New Labour" song.

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ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

recess time at school I take it?

we used to call it "play lunch"
i liked the yummy sandwiches and frozen poppers mummy used to make for me.
I love my mummy

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

frozen poppers?

erm...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

tetra pak juice things?

Wow, just googled that ("popperz").
mummy never used to pack me allykl nitrates!
silly mummy

I was refering to single serve juice in foil lined cardboard containers that popped when you stamped on them.
I do not know an aussie that knows them under any other term

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

I getcha now

I think we just called em "boxes of juice".
Instead of popping them, you can unpick the corners until the flatten out into a kind of raft, then fold them into boats.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Pfft

I'll juice your box in a minute if you're not careful.
/Mr Gimpson blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

crows are great

especially when dressed as Eddie Jackson

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahahaha!

What IS the deal withe crows.
I missed a memo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

I DECLARE TODAY IS CROW DAY!!!!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

the guy on the right needs a croissant

he's so smug

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I DEMAND BEE RECOGNITION IN THIS DAY DECLARATION LARK!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

SILLY LEMON, WORLD BEE DAY IS APRIL 3RD!!

why am i shouting??

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

SHOUTING MAKES YOU MORE IMPORTANT AND GIGANTIC.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

I SEE...wow IT REALLY DOES!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Capslock: cruise control for AWESOME

eh?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

I think I accidently started it today...

www.b3ta.com/board/8244415

and TheOther ran with it.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

Yes. Yes, you did.

And I salute you. TheOther's FBI crow was mag(pie)nificent.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

Ack...all these crow puns are 'Murder'

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

What are you raven about?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

ignore him

he's been watching hard corvid(eos).

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

I don't 'carrion' like that all the time though

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

true

you're known for your crooked view of things being intermittent.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Ah!

The welcome return of crowteim. Woo.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

TJ for repost for compo

BTW: I bow to crows.

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xandmi, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I think this is brilliant!

have a click

(londoner, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

hahahahahah!!!11!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

damn firedrill

woo to pic!

crows today it seems?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

this creature is beautiful

just beautiful

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

i love this

slight green edge around crow's upper beak though? have a click anyway

(pmsc, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

i've noticed

but as my home compter (which has tattyshop on it) is fecked beyond repair, i'm stuck but i will sort it when i can

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Don't worry...

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

ver' nice!

but the shadow should rilly stay on the floor . . .
gleeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

He could bee

flyin in and outta the page...

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

He might bee from that stupid advert

the one with the shadow stealing ...... is it Fosters?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

_{I quite liked that advert}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

me too

Edit: Although how that fella manages to find a crocodile in Sydney I've no idea. Unless he broke into the zoo.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

That advert needs to be dragged from its bed

Out into the street, and shot in front of its family.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

I liked it

apart from the fact that it kiiiiiind of legitimises mime, which is unforgivable.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Hence the appropriateness of my response to it.

*tries to climb out of invisible box*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

kills with invisible hammer

fear the wrath of sutcliffe-mime

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

Might be a camcorder filming a

bee that is just happily sitting on the floor.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

wOOO hoo hoo hoohoohoo hoo hoohoo hoo hoo oohohh oooh!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

BEE-GLEE!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Beeee!

Woo!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

chenobble's dream a reality

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TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

hurrah!

HAY U GUZY! DROP GUNZ N GIEF WERM!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

You are living up to your username :D

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

it's all I've ever wanted.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Blummin' hell.

Get some ambition, you weed.

My aim is to have an orgy with a bunch of bisexual supermodels on a pile of money bigger than me, while snorting the finest cocaine known to man.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

male or female models?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Bisexuals.

So female. Obviously.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

you can have male bisexuals too

shirley?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

\o My mum is one...

* May contain lies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

No.

That's unnatural and wrong.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

I don't trust male bisexuals

I think they should go back to the country they came from

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

where the horizons join up to the sky

and any hole's a goal.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

Bisexua

Particularly southwest Bisexua

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

In porn vernacular

bisexual refers to men
...since a bisexual woman is just a given

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

"Porn Vernacular"

The latest album from Jarvis Cocker.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

*buys*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

to my mind

this ranks slightly _below_ living up to one's username, and as such is still part of my overall plan.

I'd quite like about 2 days sleep.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

don't get up at 2 o'clock in the morning then

you bummer

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

ah...

I knew I was amking a simple mistake somewhere!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha

OH HAI U GUYZ

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

for some reason the FBI crow

is voiced by a combination of every LOLcat I've ever seen and Sloth from the Goonies.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hahahaha

IT SPEEKS IN TUNGS!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

haha

I saw the pic before I read the title and almost had a heart attack.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

b

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

O HAI! WE'RE TAKIN OVA DIS INVESTIGASHUN K?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

how rare! send in the boys from the vallies!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

I don't think 'all' corvids are FBI material...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

CAWse they're not . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

I 'jack' draw the line at that

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

now rook here! I didn't mean any offense!

have a swig of my Jay Dee . . .
or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

guys, please

wren will all the figthing stop?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

my contribution

if you look closely, you can see it'snot actually a photograph.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Is he an FBI Crow undercover infiltrating the CIA?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

he is a CIA pigeon

caught in a rare moment of inter-agency cooperation while they set up a sting for a load of drug-running magpies.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

A stool pigeon?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

heh heh

'stool'

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

crepes?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Shhhh

They're actually Magpies, sorry Monkpies!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

...

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Ninj, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

nicely done

woo!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

heheheh

clicks and clicks hard!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

That's excellent.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

Suru, Shirley?

"Surus, San! Fowsan' o' they!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

this is ace

and I click it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

Thanks all...

...you know I half want them to do a re-make, but then again don't. look at 'The Alamo' re-make, utter tosh!

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Ninj, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

They should remake the Italian Job with new minis, and set it in modern day America.

It would be so much better.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

you'll never guess what...

they have!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0232500/

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

What...?

*waits in suspension bridge*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

*bridges weighty suspenders*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

*entertains deep suspicions*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Lies

no shark...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

Nicely 'shopped

although the text suggests that Mr Caine - sorry, I mean Sir Michael - should be there too and that there might be some bumming going on....

(londoner, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

Spooky, I started shopping Michael Caine

I started shopping Michael Cainebut gave up 'cos it was shite . . .

Woo!
nice!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

this is much better than my meger fare

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

*click*

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ClanSoul, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

Phil's garage stays in business then

There's special discounts for bleddy islamists, I hear.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

fantastic sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

I agree, flawless.

TJ: My local independent cinema is showing Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem.
I'm off to see it with my sister tonight. I'm hoping it'll be crap but fun, with lots of monster bits.

am I likely to get what I want?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

It's all personal opinion really innit?

I never go by reviews or recommendations.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

I do sometimes, not so much other times.

depends on the medium, the genre and the person in question.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

get what you want?

from your sister? or the film?

I hear rhohypnol works wonders

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Boo!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

presumably so they can get in their bleddy cars and baggar orf to where they came from

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Woo

* You have a brand of bench named after you!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

cheers

I've had many things named after me over the years. My favourite being a particular type of sexual perversion.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

Cor!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

Ha ha

* Googles Wasp Box....

* Shuts down interwebnet and gets on with some work...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

That's just scary.

Sorry to TJ but I'm looking at hostels in Amsterdam for a guest and I found this review. I love misspelling:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

ha ha!!!

I hate hole flodding.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

I'm going to call it a hole visit from now on:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

ok, got the giggles now

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

Or it could be sneaky night time sex!

I had a hole visit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

and left a sticky gift for you

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

Or that imortal line from gone with the wind

'Frankly my dear, I don't give a hole visit.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Then you're not doing it right

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

I thought the main trade in Hamster Jam was

Hole visiting?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

arf

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

How splendid

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

he actually looks like he knows what he's doing

bloody work says no personal browsing except for on breaks.
bastards!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

all modern religion is shit

better off worshipping the sun

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

*looks at the sun to worship it*

*goes blind*

cheers mate

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

why did you go blind?

tits on page 3?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

sorry.

I started myself on religion then
by the term "religion" I mean familiar stories adopted from ancient "pagan" sun worship designed to control society through familiarity and fear.

Oh no!....., here I go again!

*super glues arms to chair*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

hahaha

s'alright, let rip.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

*types further rants with dead feret in mouth*

*orders super glue remover off internet*
*insults followers of various religions by pointing out indisputable facts *

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

poor fool

facts

This is the reason you can never win a logical argument against religion: religion can cheat.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

hahahaa

DAMN THAT FAITH!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

brilliant!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

ning

Click for bigger (98KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

Oooh, I like this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

thank ya

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

'ning

EDIT:

Awesome news: today is 2/april/2008
or 02 / 04 / 08

or..

2¹ / 2² / 2³

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

ning!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

You'll go crazy at 4.32 this afternoon

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

why?

at 00:01 this morning maybe....

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

at 4.32 this afternoon it'll be

02/04/08 16:32

which will indeed glee me the fuck up.

00:01 02/04/08 was ok, not so hot. I slept through it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

You'll look at the clock at 16.33

And slap your forehead and be really cross with yourself

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

oddly enough

I've done that every day for 6 years without knowing why.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

of course

silly me.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

2nd April 2008 ?

02 / 04 / 08 ?

Needs more ~~sex~~ six

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

Not if it's doubling

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

*Still needs more sex...

and squirels with tits - don't you think?

NING GTC

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

SqrlsWthTts.

yes please.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

This is jolly nice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

Eye eye.

'Ning!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

I like your new stuff

It's a great style.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

thank ya!

your very kind :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Very nice!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

based on a true story

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

how rare

and quite lovely.
what programmmmmmmms did you use?
And where did you happen upon that lovely colour of au-de-nil?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

Just Flash 8

...a mouse, and arriving in work early to miss the traffic and so having half an hour to kill each morning.

I found the colour in the swatch panel :)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

I have learned and am happier than I previously was

ta.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Well I'm happy

you're happy.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

This has happened to me on many occasions.

*click*

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

*clicks*

*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
*keeps clicking 'till lunchtime*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

My word

That mans head has anger management issues.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

Epic and amazing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

How did you know I was lurking?

NingT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

I'm surprised at the oftenness of this happening

'ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

delightful

*clicked

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Ha ha, brilliant!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

Hahahaha!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

me likey!

clicks galore

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahaha! YOM YOM YOM YOM!

ACEness

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

hahaha

bontifont!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

Ace

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

Haha

That's what I call losing your head!

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

now that's what I call a big surprise

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

"Everybody was Kung Foo etc. . ."

Had this dream, had to do it. . .

(

TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Well that's nice.

I had a dream I was washing my hair in jam.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

I had a dream about talking to a man with a face made from chicken breasts wrapped in lace

true story

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

Scary

(

TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

I think it must be the change in the weather.

I had another one this week where I was locked in a park after hours with a couple of mates.
We had to swim the lake and persuade a snooty old bag to let us out as we were on the guest list
of some club and HAD to be there. I woke up knackered.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

I once had a dream that I was employed by Tom Cruise the sum of £400 a day

To follow him around so that he could blame his farts on me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

That was no dream and you were never paid.

As a result you are not allowed within a mile of the vertically challenged closet freak.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

So that was my reward.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

I dreamt I was eating samosas with Dr Fox.

^{Yes, really.}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

I dreamed my girlfriend brought a robot to the bedroom.

not for sex-play, just brought it with her to show me while I was in my room.

And I got really, really angry that she hadn't warned me about bringing a robot and I threw them both out in a massive hissy fit.

Odd but true.

OP: Woo! Took me several minutes to spot the cat.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

I keep dreaming about ex's

terrifying

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

I had a dream I was being attacked by a flock of crows wearing FBI flak jackets

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

were they all

O HAI WEZ FEDS K?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

I believe Martin Luther King had a similar dream once.

Just before being totally shot to death by Darth Vader.

Nice pickchure.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

I dreamt some numpty posted kiddie pr0n on the board last night

Oh wait, that wasn't a dream.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

really?

Did they get massively abused and perma-banned?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

Have a read for yourself

www.b3ta.com/board/8242099 (the pic has been removed)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

interesting how the entire first reply thread ignored the fuck out of it.

I'm guessing that "Katie price baby" was a baby with shopped tits?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

Oh dear.

Banned now I hope.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

Smaller body, same intellect

I'm a newbie :)

(jaay, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

image you made yourself... tick

under filesize guidelines... tick
contains humour.... tick
no RedEx... tick
wow... you may well the the best newbie ever.

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and have some pie, you'll never leave :D

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

all this

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

I concur

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

you can get ointment for that

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

I tried it, only made it worse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

We know, honey

welcome to b3ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

^ What She Said...

CwLoIoCoK

& Welcome!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

Nice.

Hello new person.
Welcome to b3ta.
Pull up a shark.
Shop a Beattie in the Thames.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

Welcome!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

welcome.

svamp.eu/game/

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

<- is at work.

what is this?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

a wonderful little game that cr3 made

it's b3ta in a nutshell, i think it should be made compulsory for noobs, although jaay's a good'un

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

haha!~

you loon.
I was eaten by prodigy69. Eeuw.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

Heh heh:

You died.
Some smart-arse makes a bad effort at a joke or image immediately after you post your thread. Their post gets all the attention, and your masterpiece gets none. You resort to slitting your wrists, and die.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

i had an epic one of those once

spent bloody hours on a thing and some damn fool posted what should have been a reply to a previous post in a new thread. result, damn fool= pages of replies, me = bugger all.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Repost please

Just to read the replies, of course ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

i can't find it

it happened on fri 1 dec 2006 i found my image which ended up getting some sympathy replies but not the post that stole my thunder, also looking back i have really posted some crap on here over my short time here.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

Ha ha...

I died...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Woo!

Good n00b.

You do realise you're here for life now?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

v nice, and welcome aboard :D

not a n00by mistake in sight too :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

How long until I'm not a noob?

Aw shucks... you guys.

(jaay, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

just a week

then you loose the L plate and get torn to bits if you mess something up, although the L plate is no guarantee that you won't get torn to bits anyway. although i wouldn't fret about it too much.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

The Prophet's weddingnight

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

RIS?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

Hey?

Here it is 10:34 by now...Fucking european summerhour..10:34 and you are just awake in the uk..

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

Muhammed

married a 12 year old

(although it was back in a time when all the european monarchs were doing the same thing)

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

she was 6

and he fucked her at 9, Allah be praised

and they're still doing it now:

"the age of sexual consent for girls under Sharia law (within the confines of marriage) is nine"
www.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5217424.stm

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

I stand corrected. Child abuse ahoy!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

just think

Gary Glitter in a turbin ;)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

Mohammed married his second wife when she was 6 years old and consumated the marriage when she was 9 (Al-Tabari vol.9 p130)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Ah yes I thought it might be this.

Ironic that religion is so strict about sex and yet is one of the main sources of deviation.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Yep

Until she was 9 she just knelt before the prophet and accepted his blessing like everyone else.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

That's a LOL for you.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)

that's very broken

are you saying you've drawn an image of the prophet molesting a child who has a false idol? If so, watch your embassies.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

...

I have no embassies luckely..

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

you've thought of everything.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

hehe

nice

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

Oh yes

Nicely done, and accurate :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

haha!

*burns hard drive just to play it safe

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

hahah

hahahah

FP for burning of b3ta embassy

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WOLF .™, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

pffft

how true

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

did you really make that?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

Who me?

Yes , it's a hobby

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

Anyone watching tonight?

Site

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FB Boleg, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

nope

alan sugar makes me want to kick my telly.
and i like my telly

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

I can't watch him either

But mainly because there's something disturbingly attractive about that man, and I refuse to allow myself to lust after him!

(.underwhelmed, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

You're fried

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

You're fired.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

you flied

(chinese version)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

haha

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

you're fried...

(american version)

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FB Boleg, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

you flid

Disabled version

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

you're rifled

gunsmith version

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

You're fir3d...

(B3tan version)

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FB Boleg, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

you're roflled

b3ta version

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

you're fooled

Real version

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

' e

/runs away

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

Grammar Nazi

(Quickly edits earlier posts to make you look like a bummer)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

if I was a Grammar Nazi I wouldn't make so many glaring errors myself.

and would have stayed and shot a jew instead of running away.

I'm more of a Grammar Guerilla Freedom Fighter who dances a hot, sexy tango at night under the sweltering jungle moon.#

edit:
*looks like a bummer*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)

you mean you're a pain in the arse?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

that is just one aspect of my personality.

but yes, quite a prominent aspect.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

oh, iyou're lovely really!

*hugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

*does happy dance*

you're quite nice too.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

you're fi......[error]

beta version without the bugs worked out

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

^This

Never seen an episode, probably never will

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

^that^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

seen it once...

I really don't understand the attraction

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

There's just so much better stuff on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

like?

Sponge brain spare pants?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

Most ad breaks....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Aktwally

I'd rather watch the repeats on the paint drying channel.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

They're having a gloss special tonight.

Undercoats and everything. Phwoar.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

Not Dulux Magnolia?!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

Ohhh yes.

And not the censored version with no drips.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

*sets video*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

*fetches hand cream*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Feltching hand cream?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

waits for Mrs Trellis' drips

watches
watches
watches

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

your username worked into that list well

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

Grins

Kleenex anyone?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

please, yes

I have been frantically wanking and now have semen on myself.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

Ningles, all. Havva likkle bitta re-werkin':

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

Nice lego men!

I need to ask you a question though... did you ever progress onto Technic?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

No.

Because it has people like this in it....

Edit: How rude of me Woo too your Sir Alan Lego

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

That's some serious blue steel right there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

Someone pointed out, the HUGE

Number of "Power-poses" going on in this picture.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

He's got buckets of money

and a cheap suite

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

has the girl next to him got her legs far enough apart?

I mean, you wouldn't want Sir Alan to get sucked in, he's only little.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

I think her tie is caught in her mimsie

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

and the one behind her

Clearly needs a wee

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

of all of them

she doesn't look that bothered.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

someone posted that guys website on links

www.delacy-brown.com/biography.html

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

nope

alan sugar makes me want to kick aphex
and we've never even met.

morning.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

Nope, despite being a b3tan and therefore apparently opposed to all sports

I'm going to a minor football game in north London.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

i thought you were banned from all junior schools in the greater london area

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

I bet you're only going for the half time pie . . .

and to try and rape the goalkeeper C];0)
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

*tries to remember the name of either teams goalkeeper*

*fails*

But I'm sure they're both big strapping lads who're ripe for a surprise halftime buggery!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

Sir Alan doesn't bother me

I don't know him, he's just the bloke offering the job. His "abrasive style" could easily be massively blown out of proportion by editing.

But I find it hard to believe that anyone could edit the show well enough to make EVERY SINGLE CONTESTANT appear to be a strutting, preening, jargon-gabbling half-wit.
And they seem to be.

so I don't watch it.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

The b/f likes to watch it

But mercifully, Reaper is on at the same time and he likes that more.

*glees*

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Joliet, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

Nope, though I would if I were in Britain

to see the freshest disgusting collection of fame-hungry cliches trotted out by the BBC. It does give me an excuse to repost one of my earliest B3ta posts:

(

boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

Lost my Mojo there for a while. Hoping I've found it again*

*after all, they're a penny each!

My Site

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

hahahaha

The slut!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

hahahaha!!

he can't watch her and those ghost dealies all the time!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

Heh,aceness!

(

FoldsFive, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

Ning Dave

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

Ning Dave

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hahahaha!

That's Braw!
PARP!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

hahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

Haha

This is full of clickable goodness.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

Lovely!

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

Haha :D

'ning

(

Cae1, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

maybe it's just dressed as ghost
you know...for halloween

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

Pffffft

The old slut!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

LOVE PACMAN

www.threadless.com/product/751/The_Madness_of_Mission_6

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

lol, classic :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

Quick pea

(ormondroyd, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

who

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)

ladies have boobs

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)

Some don't!

Bugger. I've been awake since 2:30am and I've just started a 15 hour shift!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)

i'll poke you periodically to keep you awake.

*pokes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)

not til payday:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)

*writes IOU*

*pokes*
*hard*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:30, archived)

One more person joins the bash

And it's officially the biggest B3ta bash in B3ta's history!:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)

hurrah!

come on extra pay!!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:35, archived)

Well you could get a paper round!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)

the paperman always rings twice....

BWAHAHAHAHA!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

Just for large packages:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)

ohh, matron!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

Looking like a good'un

'Ning Ghostie

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

'ningles.

I was going to say. For your room do you prefer less stairs or less noise? I imagine you won't be wanting to hump your bump up too many floors, but the quiet rooms at the top.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)

Normally I'd say quiet over stairs

But at the moment I'm out of breath just getting out of the chair, so less stairs it is :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)

i could get one of those carriers to carry patients down stairs if you'd like?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

No problem

The garden shed it is.

*runs off to buy garden shed*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

how is your courtyard looking now?

more like a courtyard and less like a tip?
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

Just the same

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

Sob

Can't come out to play

Snot fair

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

why the hell not?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

It's my week to see the kids

they come before everything
Also cost me an arm and a leg for the right to see them so I don't give it up cheaply.
Sos
Next time
Maybe i'll leave something behind the bar for you all.
Or maybe behind the cistern

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

fair enough.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

peanuts are derived from elephant poo

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)

jibba jabba jibba jabba

WOO!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)

my right testicle has a small lump on it

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)

That's you other testicle you fool...

* There was you thinking that it was normal to only have one?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)

That ugly lump on youir testicles

Is your body

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

this is another reply to make you post look way popular

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)

I never knew any of my grandparents

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)

Here's one of 'em

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)

You know he's tried it don't you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)

OOh chevron

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

AUTOFELLATIO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)

exactly

I'd put good money on the fact he's had a go.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)

be rude not to...

=)_

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)

Plus the back of the neck

Is a handy thing for wiping the sweat from your perineum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:36, archived)

that would be great!

it's such a nuisanse....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:38, archived)

Prevents Jock itch

Which is a cause of great consternation

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

My favourite body part

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

And I'm guessing by the "haven't left the house in months" tan he has that he's been successful.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)

He bends the wrong way

Mind you, he could auto-scat the back of his own head if he wanted to.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

he's always the center of attention at parties!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

Hehehehe

auto-scat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

FUCK YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)

christ,

is he still living?!
'NING ALL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

'ningles!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)

you alright me old mucker?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:30, archived)

Yeah

I just need to establish breakfast

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

nings matey!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:30, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/board/8244218

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)

'ning matey

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)

word up numerals!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

Ahhhhhh

Kill him!

'ning 'ningers!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

Gah!

Kill it before it destroys us all!

(

FoldsFive, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

Tour De Sheffield

(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)

Is she on a scooter

or is it a Zimmerframe!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)

Nice textures.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)

lovely

i know your stuff on sight, dont even need to look at the name. :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

During the entirety of his prison sentence,

Woodstock marked off the days the only way he knew how.

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FoldsFive, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 7:52, archived)

pfft!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)

needs more bumrape

but woo!
(ish)

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:03, archived)

hahahaha

(

Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)

braw!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

Genuinely wonderful! Clicketyclick!

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xandmi, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

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