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# Protestor's guide to The Olympics: Archery

FFS, this would make more sense when I started it, no-ones running now & they're on a bloody bus!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Right on target !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Seaford beach 20 mins ago
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# it all melted here :(
EDIT: ICE FROM THE SKY!!11!!!ELEVEN!!!!
it's snowing again
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# That's a bit special.

Click for transparent .png
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# sigh...
i remeber when getting a badge was a rare thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Well it doesn't happen every day...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# You mean youre part of the
*makes a badge that says "I remember when getting a badge was a rare thing"*

It is true though. It seems you go into anyone profile now and they have some kind of spazzy badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# fucking
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# We rarely get snow in Cornwall :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# We did today...
Well, where I live it did.
(twizted_synapses, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# can i have a badge?
its snowing here!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# It looks
like Dam on Goldeneye
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ^This^

I've been playing that again recently.

It's just so darn good.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Haha!
Nice and silly does it
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I took a photograph of outside 10 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Holy shit, a polar bear!
Get in the igloo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# no time, use this camouflage paint
oh shit, it's red, we're doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That last picture is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# if FOSS was the dominant religion

if you don't get it, don't worry. that's a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Haha!
That is awful.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you know what this calls for.....
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# A were-pig?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# that is making me giggle a loon, and i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# cor blimey
thats something pretty special
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I keep getting lost in his nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Just crawl out.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# his face broke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# When you scroll down the page quite fast
a glimpse of that picture looks remarkably like a rather stout cock.

I don't know why I'm saying this.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# right, that does it!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# my forehead!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Haha!
Have any equally awful geekily obscure pea:
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# jesus H christ
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# while true; do rofl; done
-bash: rofl: command not found
-bash: rofl: command not found
-bash: rofl: command not found
-bash: rofl: command not found
-bash: rofl: command not found
-bash: rofl: command not found
-bash: rofl: command not found
^C
(tomsk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Optimised version:
while :; do rofl; done
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Heheh.
Thanks for that, very helpful...
(tomsk, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha
oh god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Haha! I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Pffft
You silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# if only
they had extinguised it...
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It would make no difference.
The flame is not just carried in the torch, it's in lanterns too - for example the torch is extinguished on aeroplanes, but relit from a lantern after landing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# bugger
I would love to fart on it and make an olympian sized fart-fireball
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I am collecting my farts in a bottle.
Once I have a litre of fart I shall use it to fire a stuffed penguin.

Sadly my server died, so the blog is unavailable at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I think they probably realised they'd manage to reignite it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# has someone tried to nab it?
ace!

Stupid people watching a fucking flame all day tosspots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I made this when the board was dead last night:
b3ta.com/board/8255927
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# eh? how did I help with that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Look closer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nice wallpaper :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I have burned my screens forever with that.
I spend every day with three Manleys peering at me.

Here is something else I did which I am going to spam here and pretend is relevant:


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Werk it Mungkeh!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Say what you like about Flame Watchers,
they outrank Big Brother viewers by a fair margin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# are we talking in number, in having nothing to do with their lives or in decreased braincell count?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Is there a phone vote on the Olympic Flame coverage?
If yes, b and c.
If not, just b.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I don't know, I'm not watching it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# That looks very . . .
Oh arse! What's his name?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Felix.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# More _Felix I'd say.
I think it is rather smashing though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It is that.
Are you thinking of the fella who used to be in the New Yorker a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# No,
although I see where you are going with that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tenniel ?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# No.
However, this gives me the opportunity to ask "who wrote Toad of Toad Hall?".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Kenneth Grahame?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Aha!
You fell into my trap!

It was A.A.Milne.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# No, A. A. Milne just adapted wind in the willows for theatre.
By this logic, no-one wrote Toad of Toad Hall.

I'm sure I can wiki just as fast as you.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hmm,
I think that A.A.Milne wrote it.

In the same way that Robert Greene did not write The Winter's Tale
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Maurice Sendak?
that was my first thought, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Aw
I'm flattered, unless you meant he wrote Toad of Toad Hall, which sounds unlikely on the face of it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i'm pretty sure i meant that your picture is amazing
i just chucked my response up here where it would be seen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Oh yes,
just to be clear, I feel the same - I'd like to own that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Apart from WTWTA I don't really know of his work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# the night kitchen
is equally as wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I have just read about the controversy.
Yanks are silly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# seconded
i rather liked kurt cobain's response when the publishers suggested covering up the baby on the cover of nevermind's penis with a sticker.
he told them they could only cover it up if it had 'if you are offended by a baby's penis, you are a paedophile' on it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# This is true.
In the Budweiser sense.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
‽
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# bizarre
I've just read that same question in Jasper Fforde's "The Well of Lost Plots". As such, I'm going to answer A.A. Milne

EDIT: Ah, too late as usual. Anyway, it was Milne. Kenneth Grahame wrote The Wind in the Willows.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# That is precisely where I stole it from.
I am just finishing 'Something Rotten' and then I have an uncorrected bound proof of 'Lost in a good book' which apparently sports an entirely different ending (I am hoping that she recovers Landen in it) to attack.

I think it might be hard going to read something I know and look for the changes - I may skip through by mistake and miss them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# reminds me
I must find out where my hardback copy of Something Rotten has gotten to. I ordered it a month ago.

Just finishing Well of Lost Plots and then stuck for what to read next. I have First Among Sequels ready and waiting but need to read Something Rotten first.

EDIT: Spanged play.com on the head and cancelled the order. Ordered it from Amazon who say they have it in stock. yay :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Ah!
Where is my copy of 'First Among Sequels'?

Have you read The Big Over Easy and The Fourth Bear?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# not
yet :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# now there is a truly shit book
it's so very pleased with itself, and spends so much time being smug that it forgets to be any good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I agree to an extent.
The previous 2 and the last one are excellent, as are the Jack Spratt books, but TWOLP is a bit of a let down.

It is still a very good read, but nothing like as good as the others.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Brian?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Guthenburg?
?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck, I cannot remember.
Jan something?

Did the Tom Sharpe covers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Thom Yorke
Perhaps? Stanley Donwood did his covers. (And Radioheads)
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I'm not sure where you were going with that?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Thom Yorke, not Tom Sharpe?
Because the covers of Thom Yorkes album looks like that ^
That was all =)
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ah!
No, definitely Tom Sharpe.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Jim Woodring
www.jimwoodring.com/gallerypages/arsgratia/arstransit.html
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# No.
Although I like his stuff.

*considers plugging Hunt Emerson*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I remember
his "rime of the ancient mariner" comic. read it from our local library when i was wee. got me started on the whole alternative comics thing, i think. www.amazon.co.uk/Rime-Ancient-Mariner-Cartoons/dp/086166065X
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Also, RATZ, Little Plum and Ferkin the cat
(who I am obliged to plug).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# bond
james bond
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Stanley Donwood
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# ^
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Cor!!
Resize it for fp!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Nice.
How is it done? Ink? Pencil? Digital? Question Mark?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ink.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Cool.
It's a great style.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I don't know what it is but it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# what happened to clansoul 1?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I do rather like this, Felix
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Nice
quite Tenniel looking.

Is it for anything?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# No wonder you're late.
Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# It's for testing the scanner I bought in a jumble sale yesterday.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I think it works
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# If it doesn't then it has a most excellent fault.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# bloody hell
that's onderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# reminds me of Stanley Donwoods, Thom Yorke - The Eraser cover art
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# that's a bit bloody:
woo/yay/h/p!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# STOP EATING MY FUCKING CARPETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# by which i mean WYH
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is precisely why
I don't eat spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# fuck
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oh that's very good
you're a psychedelic art-master!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ROTARY!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That's fantastic.
You should illustrate some M. R. James ghost stories.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# That gives me a great idea!
I should read some M.R. James ghost stories, while eating strawberries.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# amazing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# wonderful stuff
i love this style
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)
# very, very good.
as well as the illustrators mentioned above, there's a bit of gahan wilson in there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Have an art::


Click for wallpaper-sized
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Thank you.
Can I have some stoppy animating now?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I ain't animating that.
It would make my hangover far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# How about a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Of course
*hugs*

*in manly way*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# this too
is very beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# New race discovered living six inches under Denver. All named Mortonson...

Bigger:
www.b3tards.com/u/431c10e345cdadb3bd6f/ti-dye-ger.jpg

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Pretty
Kitty :)
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Danke!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# how was sheffiled then matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Pretty good, I spent about 5 hours walking around so I was knackered afterwards.
I think I'm going to go for that one up near the Union.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# that sounds like the best of the two really
not far to walk to work either.when you back in town?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I managed to walk to the hospital in about 10 minutes going pretty slowly, so should be handy.
I'll probably pop back sometime to have another look at the flat, but I'm not sure when.
Should be moving in sometime around the 20-25th of May.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hey trippy duuuuuddde!
*fires up the dustbin bong*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Yeah, man!
Drops some double-dip strawberry...The colours, man, the colours...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Merci!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I like him.
He is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# go raith mile math a guth!
:3
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Seachtain na nGaeilge, arís?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Tá sé!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Ceart go leor.
Lean ar aghaidh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# nicely tie-grr'd!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Konnie thought about wearing a Free Tibet T.Shirt but...



...Preferred to Free her Puppies instead....
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# iCame
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# She could light my torch any day
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEEEEEEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# She's
an idiot! FREE TIBET! Not the cleavage!
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# They don't have to be mutually exclusive.
I'm all for both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# /joins
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Free the puppies
FOR THE GOOD OF HUMAN RIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Finally a cause I can believe in.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# They
eat puppies in China so she's wasting her time...
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# : (
DOH!
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ewww
little bit of sick just came up in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I'll get
that fucking torch next time
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# there's still time to intercept the paralympic torch.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Pfft.
Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Silly...
But made me giggle :)
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Damn right
I wouldn't pay for a Tibet t shirt either!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# You don't have to
They're Free!
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# aw come on
evlyone's a ritter bit lacist.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I'm waiting until the buddhist monks appear and turn themselves into the torch instead.
Also the board clock seems to have fixed itself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Not long to wait then...
fastest hundred metre sprint ever recorded...
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# yay for connie's breats!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# You may be onto something here
She's just stated in an interview on News 24:

"I wore nothing under my tracksuit"
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# A pretty flower I found in the snow:

Click for bigger (127kb).
More pictures and shit at bobtodd.deviantart.com.

'Ning all! Please post your nice snow pics in my thread if you want to.

EDIT: Someone called this 'the official snow thread'. I hereby declare it as such! Snow! More snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hello gorgeous,
I went to film the snowness, but didn't get hardly any good footage, because my mother came out and told me to do things.

Damned mothers :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 'Ning you. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *hugs*
*has to leave*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# That's not only illegal
but it's immoral too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# That's beautiful :]
Have a Crudely-designed-cockman:

Click for bigger
More here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Fnarr!
I saw some uni students making snowmen on the green. There was a surprising lack of snow-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Not proper students then.
Were they meejastudies students?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# No idea.
I didn't recognise anyone from my school (Earth and environmental sciences).
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# As the story I told down the board somewhere goes:
I once made a large cock out of snow.
My mum took a shovel to it, much to my sisters amusement when noticing the signs of empathy I was showing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# That's no cockman.
It's clearly a snowbong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# /geezer mode
When I was in university we had a nice snow...built a snowcock that was eight feet tall and three feet in diameter with a pair of balls as big as suitcases. We had to jam a busted billiards cue down the length of it to keep it from falling over...

Campus police came along and asked us (nicely) to take it down...seems that it was clearly visible from the chancellor's office window!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# that's pwetty
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# :D
im loving all of these snow pictures.

i wish it had snow where i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# You got to photoshop my dog, though.
That's something :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ..
YEAH! i did didnt i :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I only had a bit of snow this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Whosever head that is,
they have a colony of stickmen living in their shampoo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# got loads of them here
homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden/matchstick

Hours wasted in work.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I've seen them before :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# and I have :)
bizarre coincidence :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ....got this un too
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yay!
Here's the view out of my window

(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Is that a photo or a render?
It looks oddly dreamy. It reminds me a bit of old cartoon films, when they were still hand-drawn and -painted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# photo
was lully as it was, blurred it very slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^ so is this
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Snow fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Aww, fwuffy tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'm pretty sure she's part squirl
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# and here she is making a snowcat
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# yay!
cats in snow
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :D
I remember making a snow-mouse with my mum when I was wee. We gave it some raw spaghetti for whiskers, but they didn't stand out very much, so my mum painted them blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# And; this is why I shouted 'BOLLOCKS' rather loudly this morning when I looked outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
#
lol!
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha
gutted
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# lol
PUT THE JEANS ON :D

You'd be walking like a cat with empty toilet rolls around it's legs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I just guffawed like a mong at that.
Have you seen that for yourself, or do you just have a vivid imagination?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I have seen cats walking like that
except I wanted to film one and then make a vid of it.

Get Gordon Freeman running through Half Life 2 and one of the soldiers pointing in the distance screaming "STRIIIIIDER!!!!", and the cat walks around the corner with toilet rolls around it's legs :D


EDIT or....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRklgMjr3E
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yay to snow fluff!
I've got to take the grayhound out to the woods now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# no snow near me im afraid..
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Pfffft
silly bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I done made a badge

Click for transparent .png
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
*puts in profile*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# More snow!


Click for embiggenation (188KB)
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# That is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Ooo, lovely!
I have a snowy tree pic too but it's not as nice as yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Snowdrops!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Aww, so pwetty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# well if this is the official snow thread
i'll post mine again


also, did anyone else get woken up by an almighty rumble of thunder about 7 this morning?
looked out of the window, it was snowing, then promptly fell asleep again
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I got woken up by my bladder.
I lay there with my eyes still shut trying to summon the energy to get up and have a wee, then my housemate woke me up properly to tell me about the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# sheffield didn't get too much
but it was odd that we had sun and blue skies ad snow. verra odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Rawr!

Click for 9029x2441 pxiel biggerness (1.9MB)

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Feesh lens!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# This is me


I yam all of teh sexeh.

Ningles, all - we have lots of snow here in Mordor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You appear to live in an 80s music video.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :)
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Cool.
I hope it features Debbie Harry and her commando-style attitude to stage dress.

I'd love to have done sex at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# this is in a skirting board in my front room :D

THIS IS MY 500TH POST.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :D
I shall put this here:


Click for bigger
Click for more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Snoooow
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Yesh :D
That one there is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have to do most of my coursework now.
Its for tommorow.
Might be back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I have none to do ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# TRIFFID!
Kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ^^ i made a wabbit

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And so you should!
I pelted someone with a snowball who'd never seen snow before:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That is a wonderful wabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yay for floppy eared wabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Yay for bunnies in snow!
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
hee!
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Your snowfall is pathetic.
We hasve three fucking inches of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Shut up!
We NEVER EVER EVER get snow.
EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Not often you hear people boast
about having 3 inches ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hurr.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Not sure why, but this took quite a lot of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Jamie is torchless
This makes me :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# me also :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Or Darfur
Those naughty Chinese people!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Yes, that is my joke.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I reckon he's the perfect candidate
for carrying the olympic torch through china.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hexyyyyy :D
Hello ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# More this I think
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# :D
took me a while, i was going to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# 'ning, pc.
How are you on SUNDAY?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I have been running.
Running is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# shitting is runs.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Panthera tigris leo

Click for biblical size The original is Here

Panthera tigris jubatus Other way round A fluffy-eared kitten with extreme speed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Woo! :D
Rappola just photoshopped my dog. I hope he posts it here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# clansoul's dog..

+ i'd love to have all your tigers and tamarins and that as pets :)

better than my dog anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Needs more Luke Skywalker, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I had to look at the original to see what you'd changed;
it looks so natural. Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# The Predator Will See You Now
...thank you for waiting.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# There's a better piccy to be done with the idea...but..
(goldcd, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hmm
whats that white bar on the side for?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I don't know
but there's a tiny white one at the top to balance it out a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh
where has they gone? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I went to the BBC site
TO see if Clint Eastwood had died!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# erm forgot to crop..
happy now?
(goldcd, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# magic floating coffin!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Redex for me for some reason....
Edit: Ignore that....

Arf! Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Oooof Push it
P-P-Push it real good.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# dow dow dow dow dow dow

da da da da da

dow dow dow dow dow dow

da da da da da
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# oooof baby baby, ooof baby baby
S-S-SALT N' PEPA HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *gyrates and grinds*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# let's talk about s...
wait..
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Salt and Pepa were my first childhood crushes.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# presactly
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# GUNS AND MOSES.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I wish it had snowed more down here :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Rex the Runt?
It had a brief flurry here in the West Country about 9am but nothing to write home about.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'm down that way too.
I didn't get to see it, but I saw there was some on the houses and lawns.

The fields look nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# There's fuck all in the centre of Leeds, as far as I can see.
But the weather forecast shows snow showers for the next few days so I'm sure we'll catch up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's snowING here.
I am going to make a snowman with a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# and then you'll ride it like the bitch you are


just checking that tolerance addon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
:D
I am uploading pictures and I will TJ with one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Won't it shrivel in the cold
... I find making snowmen with my hands a lot easier; it also seems to attract less attention from the police.
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I have a prehensile penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Poor Moof doesn't even have a scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Now he can be all snug and warm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# It may be just out of view! :)
Edit: Ah ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Poor Bunny Wabbit!
They dont like the snows!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I have woken to a world where snow has smothered everything
beneath layer after layers of softness

it is infinitude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Ning Jahled!
It freaked me out no end. I fell back to sleep at about 7 o'clock and there was no sign of any snow and then when I woke up about an hour later, absolutely everything was covered!

Crazy English weather!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# It is indeed a day for long-johns, wooly socks, a hearty demeanor
and lots of tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Bah!
Leave it out, Im off to the pub ;)

Laters all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# It did here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I like that
I also like my new 360
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Very nice.
Also, you're in Sheffield right?
Do you mind if I gaz you for some advice about one of the flats I'm looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# yes and
no i dont mind
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# its awesomeness squared
now back to playing
slaters
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# watching that advert too many times :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Woo!
That's good :]
I don't watch tv, so I don't know what advert you're referring to. :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Geeta Heewo!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# no, you get here
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Aces!
I saw him with Velvet Revolver when they first came to England. They were awesomeness! And what made it even better? The fact that I got 2 free VIP tickets so had free drink all night! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# :(
i wish i was alive earlier.

today is so shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Velvet Revolver are still going, aren't they?
I saw them a couple of years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah,
they only formed about 5 years ago or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# !
yeah i mean see them when they were 'in their prime' so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ah well.
There's plenty more good bands out there at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
This was only a few years back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# they split up you know?
Kicked blokey lead singer out the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Damn!
I just read their wiki page!

Its a shame, but I can understand them getting pissed off at him. He's been doing Heroin again recently I believe.

It makes me alugh though how Slash has become a tee total family man. I never saw that twist coming :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# ^
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# What advert is this?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It's the new one for Tampax.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I could do with some, I am gushing.
Seriously, it is as if somebody shot a dog up there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# What a lovely thought.
Go and spell your name out in blood on the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Saw Velvet revolver last week!
And got Slash's plectrum! Very worn it was too.
*licks for trace particles of Slash's magic sweat*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I like it but...
Without the top hat, it could be Micheal Jackson
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hur hur!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# scrolly scrolly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *looks down*
*wishes he'd got up a couple of hours earlier*

Should have known really. I think I'm going to look up some old famous people then start preparing these before they die, so I can get in first!
*googles Norman Wisdom pics*
edit : Nelson Mandela's looking ripe
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I was going to do the cold dead hands gag
but fortunately checked first. There's got to be some Planet of the Apes or 10 Commandments puns still to come
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Youll find him in Albania!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Thatcher FTW
any day now...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# If only...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# its a race between her and Phillip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# 6th March - A Bit Lazy


I've just realised it looks a bit like a steaming turd as well.

Just use your imagination...
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
It certainly does look like a wee jobbie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# more Alec Guinness!!
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Why Did He Poo On His Carpet :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# heavy night on the sauce
he vomited in his wardrobe, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# My imagination is now that it is a steaming bloody turd
which is is going to put on the top of his boli.
I think I need more sleep.

But woo to the pic anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Nice

and may I kindly point out that it's already April
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# May the 4th
would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Good point
I was in a rush to get out on the bike
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I suppose if you're going to run a business in Swindon you do need a sense of humour...


Apologies for RPS-ness.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# so, you meet someone in the pink rooms and then take them up the khyber?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# pfft
?
wot am i chuklin at ???
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
Something like that. I'll admit it's not accronym-inducingly funny, more mildly amusing.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# a gay bar..?
there are lots of those.
What is special about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8257078
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ironically
the Pink Rooms used to be Foxies, a hetero lap dancing club (now relocated over the road). I wonder how many drunken blokes wander in there and realise it's full of Freddie Mercury-lookalikes ;-)
(rogerzilla, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Woo to inappropriate business names!

Found this in Berlin.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

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