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i'm cursing myself for missing this one so i'm going to go ahead mustafa bindun or not

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

that's awesome

never seen it done so cleanly before

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

i was actually quite chuffed at how it came out

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Can you make a tutorial please?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

also brilliant

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

fucking do it fanj

woo

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

What a coincidence

I'm cursing you too

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

Better twice than nonce.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

Fuck it

for purposes of my sanity you're back on my ignore list, too.

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boris the spider, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

WILL THIS WAGON EVER FUCKING DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Not while people make such a fuss about it carrying on.

That's why fanj is doing it, you realise?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

yes and i have

a suitibly angry man pic to post as well:D

i am feeding the trolls...

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Carry on

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

Yay, have a repost

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

MOAR

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

Yay!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

IT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL DOING

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

HAHAHA

still makes me laugh that one

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

Is that

Zach Braff?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

Haaa pissage

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

Ohhhh yes.

Lord help me, I do love Scrubs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

I once watched two episodes back to back at a friends house

bastard got me hooked on the show, now suffering withdrawl symptoms such as staring into space and commenting on my life in my head

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

BACK TO BACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

*singsong internal monologue* Weirdo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

. o O ("Sometimes I wonder if people on the internet 'get me'")

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

the early series were fantastic

but the more recent episodes just haven't hit it so much for me.
Still good, but.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

nah

early series one was shite. mid series 1-mid series 5 were the best. 5 and 6 had their moments, not seen 7 yet,

or 5,6 and 7 had their moments, not seen 8 yet, depending on my counting abili

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

I was usually stoned when I watched it, so my recollections may not be entirely accurate.

BUT OH, HOW I LAUGHED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

it's on in

like 70 minutes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

I've seen all the episodes

WANT MOAR!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

well you're fucked then

they didn't even get round to filming the final episode

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

just checked and it looks like new episodes coming this month

woohoo!!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

TILE THE FUCKER

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

FASTER!

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

Is that Zach Braff?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

read the faqs noob

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

THE FAQS OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

I'm not gonna pearoast it again, but:

www.b3ta.com/board/8259993

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

LINK TO A PICTURE OF A FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

of the 50k recomended file size nobber

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

ATTACK OF THE 50KB RECOMENDED FILE SIZE NOBBER

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

aaaaand back on ignore you go

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

relax sir!

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Mousing, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

RELAX OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

PROLAPSE OF THE FIFTY FOOT GRANNY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

make it!

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Mousing, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

MAKE IT OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

i bet he is gutted

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

hahahha

this is brilliantly bad!

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Mousing, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

O HAI 2U

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

yay for babs

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

I BET SOME OF THESE FUCKING NOOBS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

Hooray!

A chance for me to post a picture without having to formulate a new idea!

50ft size but no better

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

*real lols*

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

I concur

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

haha

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Beautifully crafted

(did you steal this from Worth1000?)

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

CRAFT OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Personally,

I shall be directing towards this one every time another fucking bandwagon begins.

(PS. I don't know why I shopped the cars out. It made sense at the time)

QUICK EDIT: Shiiiiit. Sorry didn't realise until I looked down there that I shouldn't make a new thread for this. Better than deleting too, I guess. Sorry.

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

haha

WHEN WILL IT STOP?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

NEVER!!

the stop button broke off

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

BUGGER

we're doomed

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

I can barely stand the irony

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

ah, Mr WiL

I only yesterday saw that animation you did of my kitten getting squashed. :(

Was mighty fine!

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

I was rather proud...

Glad you don't mind! :D

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

muwahhahhah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

Keep them coming.

And in new threads please, so I don't have to scroll up and down to make sure I haven't missed any.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

I'm gonna motherfucking kill you

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

50? You're a bit late :)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

I like it :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

a hearty pffft!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

I actually retreated from my monitor

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

As did we all

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

Billie Piper?

Vote to stop this madness for at least a week

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

yes but how many buttocks does she have?

edit : and in a new thread? you arse biscuit use the existing threads below - sheesh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

thanks for the advice

i'll be sure to take it on board

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

PFFT

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

Thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

enough for everyone

on b3ta

*lubes*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

are you going to post all your skug dino bollox in the same thread?

are you fuck

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

BUT THAT IS ART

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

all my replies should really go in this thread, i'd hate to waste forum space

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

haha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

not as much variety tho

and last night did turn out some top wagon pictures

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRT-T-T-T-T.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S--S-SS-S--S-S-S

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

I HAS IT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

LET ME SEE IT

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

heh.

unlike Syncubus I do not have high-resolution JPEGs for your viewing pleasure.
so you will have to imagine

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

BUT I ASSURE YOU, IT'S PRETTY NICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

YAY

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

in the same thread as what?

if its a related image, then yes, if not no

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6732785
www.b3ta.com/board/6716991
www.b3ta.com/board/6654622

i can go on and on and on, are these related to each other by the fact you are using the same dino again and again

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

its called a character

thats like saying a comic has only the same images over and over...
edit : also observe the dates on those postings

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

i see, so it is ok for you to keep doing the same thing with a so called character

but if other people use a source image to make something that is wrong, i also see from above you are clearly stating you are ignoring fanj now, ffs

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

I never said i clicked ignore

i'm just not talking to him
quick lets draw some eyes and a mouth on an animation... you do it all the time, give it up.
Bandwagons are threadwasting bollocks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

yeah thats right i do the same thing all the time

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

its not like thats all i've ever posted either....

same with you, its just one of those things i associate with your username, I've not posted a new SkUGosarus for ages you may have noticed, your not the only one who is bored of it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

i almost promised i wouldn't get sucked into this bandwagon

at least it's not in a new thread i guess :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

brilliant

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

warts

bunions
;)

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

At least it is a different take on the other shite :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

what's the deal?

was there a bandwagon?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

The board was crammed with 50ft woman posters all last night,

people are still in shock.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

this year, last year and the year before that

but so what, it is only an internet forum

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

several times over

but most recently last night

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

i was gonna do one of you

after i got done into one, but i think you had left by then.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

i was back

at 7am, catching short sleep shifts to get on with essay writing (which i should be doing now)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

haha, nice one

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

hello princess

*PANDAFAWN*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

hahaha

hello stranger

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

don't encourage him or i'll tie you up away from the board again

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

ooo kinky

meow

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

cat sounds just cause me to lose my erection, the bondage is off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

would you like me to woof or quack instead?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

if it must be animal noises then woofing

or wolf like howling

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

how convenient

i have 173 pairs of toenail clippers 4 sale
oh hai fanj!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

Yay Fanj!

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

HAS SHE GOT CUNTY THRUSH?

THERES A BIT OF(WELL A FUCKING WATERFALL BY THE LOOKS OF IT) LEAKAGE.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

hahaha

I wish these were just packed neatly in one place because they're funny but do clog the board up.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

do I win a prize?

(wilby, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

OMG

I am SO sorry!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

STOP IT HERE:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post137971

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

stop that right now

put it in an existing thread, your pushing valuable pictures off the internets with this!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

\o/

*hopes it's pictures of Avril Lavigne*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

why'd we need to see a singers ugly mug?

they're all about the voices

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

But apparently not.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

~~voices~~
boobies

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

She barely has any.

There's more tits on Gary Barlow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

You been sneaking CCTV cameras into the

Take That rehearsal rooms again?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

It's that little Mark Owen.

I want to dress him us as Andy Pandy and queen him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

it wasn't specifically aimed at avril

just in the general direction of singing ladies.

I don't know why. just, because, boobies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

Singing ladies sometimes, if they sing properly

*glares at Avril* have lovely ones. That jiggle when they hit top A.

So the link is entirely understandable. Worry ye not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

If given the choice actually

I'd rather look at her and never hear her again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

One day I will reenact certain parts of TCM with her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

TCM?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

tasty cunt munch?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

Turner Classic Movies?

That Chemical Romance?
The Cat Millicent

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

*stares arouind in disbelief*

Texas. Chainsaw. Massacre.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

you mean the lesbian scene?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

I mean the scene with the meathook.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

you talking about the original or the shite remade version?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

Original.

Hang on.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoNML5Ef2zQ

Ici.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

what does ici mean?

btw i know the scene your on about :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

'Here' in French.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

I personally would....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PERVERTED PROCLIVITIES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

PROVE CLITS VII

Anagram. Possibly excellent film.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

i'll roast her with you

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mongychops, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

Sweet!

Now we just have to book her to play Cineworld and we wont have to travel too far!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

over an open fire?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

with those teeth?

i know which end i'd take

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

Don't care.

Would. Hard. Repeatedly.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

*puts fingers in your ears*

*draws avil latrine on his thumbs and pokes you in the eye*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

How many hands do you have?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

two?

put your fingers in your ears and tell me you can't touch your eyes with your thumbs?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

I was referring to the drawing of Avril.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

predrawn of course

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Ah I see.

Well, I don't, I have thumbs in my eyes.
I am typing with my prehensile cock.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

head dobber

lol :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

there is a huge morass of pictures

that must be pushed off the internet before we can start on the Avril Lavigne pics.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Nooooo there's nothing more offensive.

Her hair is someone else's, for a start. It doesn't fit her head right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Natasha Bedingfield can go first

*seethes*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

Oh no I like her, she's just happy and a bit mental.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

and CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

Crap I don't mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

I am not even a woman and I find her lyrics offensive and demeaning.

see also: Girls Aloud

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

Yes, I'll agree with you there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

not even Michelle McManus's version of goatse?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

not even.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

YOU'RE

not your

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

really?

click here for details

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

yes, i know.

but that anim is not carte blanche justification for ignoring the basic rules of syntax and punctuation

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

it bloody well is you know

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

OUTSIDE! NOW!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

Your not serious, surely?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

let's see. it's b3ta...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

its called the inablity to pass an english GCSE

i'm not dull or nowt, i just have difficulty reading and spelling (got B's for GCSE's in everything else)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

deja vu :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

bugger, that'll teach me

(wilby, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

more the wandbaggoning from last night

than bindunness

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

I had the same thought last night

But I figured it was probably best to let the BW die gracefully...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Big Woman?

;)

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

^lolollolololOLOLOLOLolOLLololOLolol^{lOlOlOloloLol}LolOLolOLolOL_lolololOLOL

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

You probably don't realise this

But you're using a host that doesn't work on b3ta.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

You appear to have been pwned.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

FAIL!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

lololOLOLololBzzzZzZzzBzzZZzz^LolOL_BZzZZzzZz^{LOLolOLOLolOLol}_LOLOL

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

new feature

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

That would be awesome.

Edit: Whose "Lack" is that?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

~~be awesome~~
suck donkey bollocks through a straw

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

mine

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

DId you make one too?

There were loads :P

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

hehe I did

there are times, when I am mildly pissed, that I enjoy the odd wandbagon..

see mine: www.totalleh.com/movie-posters/

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

"All bandwagons are shit"

Yes. It would free up /board.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

ADD THIS FEATURE

NOW!!!

_{as well as a "vector" board...}

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

Why an extra board for vectors?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

tracing is not art

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

CAN BE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

PARTICULARLY WHEN ONE ADDS SOME HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL FILTERS AND SUCH

I just wish I had photoshop so I could get some lens flare goin' on

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

see now with the arts going on in the background

you can almost get away with it
but no its still tracing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

i dont trace my vectors

but mine are pretty simple anyway

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

ART!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

tracing!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

mofaha!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

look, if an unmade bed can win the Turner prize, a hand-drawn tracing can be artistic.

most definitions of art are circular, anyway

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

valid point

but modern art is bollocks also

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

YES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

have you tried vectoring?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

^This.

Don't criticise something that still takes time and effort to do.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

so all the retards who wanna argue the difference between a vector and a raster can keep it to themselves?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

Does that mean I can stay over here?

Mine are rasters.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

their all rasters.

at least by the time they're output to GIF, JPEG or PNG.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Of course they are,

but a "true" vector as such is usually taken to mean before that.
As you could save it in an swf and it'd be a vector.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

vectors arent funny

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

neither is the dayshift lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

hehehe

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

they're very lovely

but i'm bored of the style

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

I think there are other boards out there for discussing the finer points of the technique.

such as vectormagic.com

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

then why, oh why

do they post them here....

"yes its lovely but it looks like all the others"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

I think that's a bit of a hasty remark.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

indeed it was

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

but vectors

ain't tracings are they? i've never done either, but the vectorites always seem to get arsey about people just tracing

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

Well really, they are.

But they require a lot more effort than simply drawing over the top of something as if it were tracing paper.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

i was under the impression

that the true artistes had the source image in one window, and drew the new one from scratch in a separate window

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

I've tried that, but I have major trouble with it.

I tend to use the source image below.
I'm getting into the habit of adding more detail now, so it's not just a quick "colours over the top" job, if you know what I mean.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

in that case they need to stop whacking off on their computers and get out the pencils and brushes lol

OR CRAYONS, EVEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

I can't draw, and I enjoy making vexels.

It's really that simple :]

I'm sure that's the same for many other people, too.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

VEXEL IS NOT A WORD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

IT MUST BE

IT HAS A WIKIPEDIA ENTRY

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

OED SAYS NO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

that would be very useful

especially if it included the week's image challenge

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

But only if there was an actual seperate thread.

Otherwise it'll be like it was last night, for a week.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

I thought that was the point of this

putting badwagons (sic) on their own page

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

Yeah, but that way it's layed out is just like a gallery-style page.

Like the "Image Challenge" page, or the "Popular" page.
With the drop down list to enter it.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

As I've said before,

I'm against anything that splits up the image board any further.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

seals

hug or club?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Click.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

I was thinking this earlier.

Life would be so much more pleasant for everyone if they had a bandwagons section.

It would give genuine people a sensible place to post these pictures, and its be another mistake for n00bs to make, thus giving the flamers more reason to moan :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

somewhere, just somewhere

I laugh in advance, at the idea of a week long bandwagon, in a seperate board.. I think rob can cancel the section again after 2 weeks, forever having cured everyone of bandwagonning

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Oh yes!

But I suspect that at some point, there would be a bandwagon of bandwagon bandwagons and the world would die!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

This had occurred to me also

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

I'm off to watch it now

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahah that took me far too long!

I was thinking "What about Charlie Sheen?"

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

Strangely, it's taken me this long.

Because for some odd reason I was thinking of Steven Segal.

I'm wired all wrong today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

*restrains from posting smutty comment *

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

he also cooks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

Did you put the earth in your mimsy again?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

does that not work when I'm upside down then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Violet wands, electrotorture, wiredpussy.com...

I don't put much effort in my sexual aspersions these days.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

Charlie sheen?

is house the ANTI-SHEEN? :o

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

MINDPISS

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

i posted that first

....no really i did

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

I'm sure you did.

I used my RETARDIS, you see.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

dun de dun dun de dun o00o doo looo looo

mnnnnnngggrrrr

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

Sounds about right! :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

My evening hasn't been wasted.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

Lulz

~~peanut~~ penis

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

Penis Butter?

You might want to see a doctor about that!

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Aenesis, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

Yes.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

SAMBA!

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Yay!

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Aenesis, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

what do you mean theres not enough CDC?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

CDCs aren't funny.

Oh wait - they are.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

Not enough CDC? We'll soon sort that out.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

that always makes me

howl with laughter!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

Hurray!

You must be pleased I repost it so damn frequently.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

Yep.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

Haha, it's his eyes that make this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

Careful now!

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

bodger and badger la la la la

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

I love that one! I think this RPS was my weirdest one:

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

Looks a bit bruised.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

lol panda knobs are yellow and black

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

Awwww

*sets as desktop background*

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

*fandangos*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

You could look through here:

I imagine that they will all have a seperate file that you can download that will be the crack....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

Ha! I had the same thought!

But I really couldn't be arsed so well done you! :D

I did this with it:

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

It took far too long!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

So did that piece of shit,

I hate rotoscoping, but it is a nice woo...

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Indeed it is.

Yay!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

When times get truly desparate...

(sephjnr, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

FUCKINGYES!

When b3ta, Vinnie Mac and Stone Cold come together you have something truly made of WIN.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

is that who it is?

I thought it was Kane from Command and Conquer...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

i see the resemblance

sad bastard(s)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

It's the two ronnies

You can tell because one is bigger than the other. And ones dead.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

i need a wee

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

Great!

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

I just went for a wee :)

It turned out to be tremendous fun.

I think it was a wee...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

i did a wee!

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

I don't actually know any of them.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Is that Joe Mangle?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

preview of forthcomming animation

it will be done.... oh yes... it will be done

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SiX and his hat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

Funky.

I can't wait to see it.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

lol.

you said "funky"

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

will be my first one

over 30 seconds for quite some time

*oh*

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SiX and his hat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

Nice.

One day i would like to make an animation.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

DO WANT

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

I look forward to it!

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FoldsFive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Theres a name i havnt seen for a while.

What pixel delights are you cooking up currently?

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Oo, I love Ben Folds Five!

:D

Also, very much looking forward to this animation. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

More!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

Good night b3ta, and Good Luck

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

I hope Paris Hilton is just another statistic.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

Why does america have so many aids?

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

monkey sex

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

The Fleshlight was invented by a retired police officer.

Now, they get a torch as standard, don't they?

NEVER nick batteries out of a policeman's torch. That should be a rule.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

and that was

Capitan wow's FACT of the day

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)

fleshlights are a tad weird.

Sex can't be so hard to get that you have to resort to fucking a torch, shirly?

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

Do you ever wank?

If so, exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

Yes. but not into a torch.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Well see that's just you being vanilla.

You never know, it might be awesome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

I suppose.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Exactly.

Never say never. Especially to a policeman's torch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

but but but

what about a japs-eye/end spring connection?!?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

That's the risk you take.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

O_o

GAD-ZUKES!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

YARGH

made me cross my legs, and hence squish things...

Mind ouches and real ouches!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

it is awesome

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

AWESOME! FOR SERIOUS?! TOTALLY!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

gag me with a spoon!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

*inserts cutlery*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

but really

if you need to elevate the menage á un to the point where you want to imagine someone else is there
just get someone else involved

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

If I wanted to imagine someone else was there

I'd probably go and get them too.

Do no men think about what it would be like to fuck a lady torch then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

ersatz vaginas will never be as good as a real one
because all it will do is counterpoint the fact that you do not have access to a real one at that juncture

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

Maybe you do.

But maybe it's still preferable to use the fleshlight.

Like a fluffy sheep vagina. And I have no idea why that came to mind first.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

cripes, that's a bit forward!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Oh come ON, we're all humans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kidding dude :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

I beg to differ.

*differs*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

*points* furry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

*ahem*

*closes curtains*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

Not as forward as a girl i didn't know walking up to me and talking in detail

about sex, masturbation and lesbian porn.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

do you have her phone number?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

I only saw her once.

And decided i didn't like her for reasons unrelated to that.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

YOU mentioned sex first.

And I hadn't planned lesbian porn for ages yet. We've got artificial insemination, cock rings and spanish fly to cover first.

Turn to page 97- Daniel read the first paragraph please.

QUIET AT THE BACK. Is that gum?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

Skip to spanish fly, I want to reference "Brass Monkey"

for Caewan

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

When I want a help teaching I will get a supply teacher

for you all to torment for a day.

UNTIL such time you will turn to page 97. And I want nobody's voice in the room except Daniel's. The first three I hear get detention.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

When Caewan was staying at my house

he kept saying I fancy Killerkitti, so I told him he must fancy Smash Monkey.
I kept singing "SMASH MONKEY! THAT FUNKY MONKEY!" to him.
Then when he left, he was still signed in on IE, so I put a large image in his profile declaring his love for her.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Oh yeah, i remember that.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

but smash monkey is above the age of consent

so it's not grooming

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

I'm not grooming Kk, though. :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

keep telling yourself that

and it might hold up under polygraph

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Hahahahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

That's detention.

Ah-ah-ah, no arguing, I did warn you. Any more and you'll go to the Headmaster's office.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

Get the cane.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

I would be arrested.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

Oooh handcuffs

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

not if he asks for it

he's over 16 right?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

Soon, soon...

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

I think it's different if it's a pupil

loco parentis and all that.

Oh yeah, and also no he's not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

oh yeh

that old chestnut.

although in the absence of any teaching qualifications you may get off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

I partly understand this.

Partly not

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

SMASH MONKEY

THAT FUNKY MONKEY

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

You fancy KK.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

Quiet, you'll give the game away.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

I'm not really sure I want to ask, but...

"Spanish fly"?

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

el fligo, signor

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

You'd make a good teacher.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

I don't have nearly enough patience.

Which is a shame, I'd find it rewarding.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

meh

girl i was chatting to on fri was telling me she loves giving fellatio, hates receiving cunnilingus and prefers being fingered.

her mates wouldn't fuck off and give me a clear shot though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

She hates receiving blow jobs?

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Hrmf.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

Heh! Triplepiss!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

Around 15 years ago...

My little brother was at a party, saw some bird he fancies and told his mate "I'd love to suck her cock". I'm his best man next year, and I'll need to somehow work it into my speech without being quite as graphic as he was.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

a lad at my school

once said something similar. dunno if he's still alive to be fair

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

Oh god.

I'm not letting anyone be my best man if i get married.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

that's a very expensive operation

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

YOU BASTARD

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

badum-ching

you young uns correcting my improper slang

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

I read a lot.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

i tried

~~to inflate my lady friend by blowing into her mimsy~~ to give a woman a blowjob....

...she didnt like it

/ninja's

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

You just put her lips together and blow?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

could've at least spelt mimsy right :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Video jug told me about 90 women a year die from this.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

*pop*

???

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yes.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/Tu9/animation62.gif

(nsfw)

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

Very dangerous, is forcing air into a mimsy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

because queef follows shortly afterwards?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

Or death.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

i see

i shall take my chances, just won't use compressed air

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

how and why?!

sheerly it just come rushing out as a high pitched "fweeep"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

She hates getting her cock sucked?

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

She was a girl?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

Hmm.

But what's up with the whole fleshlight thing?
You have free hands.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Look at the pointiness on that buttplug!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

yeah i know, you're not the first person to point that out but I cba to go back and adjust it

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

I once phoned Hastings Direct and asked for buttplugs.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

ah, the maturity of youth

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

This WAS years ago, so I was even younger than I am now.

So ner!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

they've only existed for 2 years

so it wasn't *that* long ago

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

I've moved house twice since then, and I spent two christmases in my last,

and one in this.
That does sound about right, but I was less mature than I am now.
Yes, I know.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Needs more pair of scissors

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Want to trade?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

see, this just proves it. all birds are geeeeezers on the side.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

We should be investigative journalists.

Uncovering these filthy birds who are leading our youth astray.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

my sister

was seeing a special for a few months a few years ago

he was very special, wouldn't want to go anywhere near his torch

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

I live below one.

But she is a she.

Although given the traditional shape of a torch that hardly excludes her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

makes it almost obligatory

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

I think I've just made it so I can

never think of torches in a platonic, normal way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

I have little difficultly thinking of inanimate objects in anything other than a platonic way.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

I have a slight love for my homer cup.

It's just the perfect mug.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

I have two.

What does yours say on it?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

Something about learning new stuff.

I don't know, I'm drinking out of the dirty 18th birthday mug.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

That's my favourite!!

Every time I learn something new it pushes old stuff out of my brain.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Every time i learn something new

it pushes something old out of my brain

used to have that on a poster on the ceiling above my bed, some truly inspirational stuff to wake up to as a teenager :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

Oh yes, the joys of arbitrary teenage rebellion.

I had "I WILL KILL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP" scrawled in blood on my ceiling. My father was a wheeze.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

nah

i never bothered rebelling, you get away with much more if they think you're towing the line, and they'll buy your alcohol for you

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

^This, muchly.

Except I no longer have need for alcohol :P

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

On the crack already?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

pancreatic failure?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

i think even platonics is a bit beyond normal

"hello torch, will you be my friend?"
doesn't really work, does it?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

platonic?

as in bum-sex with young boys?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

oh. i see

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)

YOU have aids!

_{_{_{NOT HIV, BUT FULL BLOWN AIDS!}}}

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

AIDS: LIKE HIV BUT BLOWN

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

be sure that you see

that this is not HIV....

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SiX and his hat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

sorry..

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

YAY

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

oh christ...

everybody run!

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

haha!~

nice one

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

DON'T START THIS AGAIN

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

WINNER!

have a woo

"woo"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

bloody no

not this again

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Part of me dies every time one of these is posted.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

I'm hoping they make it an image challenge. It's got to be better than what's coming out of this weeks "Shop something to do with America. Haha. Osama Bin Laden."

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

but then they'll just all get posted again

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

Suits me. I might have missed some

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

I haven't noticed many compo posts.

If there was a compo for this, i would die.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

lolol

lolOLolololOLOLolololLOLololOLol^{lolOLolololOLOLololOL}_{lolololOLOLOL}LolOLOLolOLOLololOLolbzzZZZzLOLolOLOLOLOLBZzZZzZZZzlolOLOLOLOLolOLolol

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

hahah

rofflebbq

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

rofl-titties

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

I didn't lol

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

^bzzZzZzZzZBzzzzzzzZZzzBzzZZzZ_bZZZzZzzzZzBZZZZzzzZZlOLolOLOLOL

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Will there be a bandwagon tonight again, Daddy?

(londoner, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

I hope not.

Otherwise it'll be another early night for me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

VOTE!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post137971

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

no reason. no reason at all

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

No reason is the best reason.

Woo

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

this is one of my famous patented tips for modern living.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

Its patented?

Bah, i thought i was on to something.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)

Nah, it's just shiny and easily wiped.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

aaaaargh

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN 50 WOMAN WOMAN

WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

since I missed last night:)

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

Don't start this again :(

(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

sorry, I took it as an invitation

sorry

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

i rather like yours though, you actually put some effort into it

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

There was noooo way I was going to put it in a new thread.
Plus it is C.S's background and I forget whose foreground. I can only take credit for the springy box thing.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

I nicked it off someone else :)

It's done its rounds :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

Don't be sorry

I loved this bandwagon

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

pfft

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

bin

done?
either way, a lol for the effort :D

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MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

Pearoasting tiem?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

I love this!

Probably because I love moomins

...even if they did give me nightmares as a child...

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

All of the ^This

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

RLY?

I loved them!

It was Mr. Spoon I feared.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

OMG!

Ok that's worthy of my new woo!

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..wil, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Ooh, ta.

But I did nick C.S's background and someone else's foreground.

That's a very nice woo though. I might just squirrel it away here.
:)

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

You

...mad rotoscoping bastard!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS

(

St3cks, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

*forehead fucks*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

Jinkies!

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

Society!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)

weirdly

he looks like hammond here

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

I'm one year old!

Bigger: www.b3tards.com/u/431c10e345cdadb3bd6f/jimis_hen-tricks.gif

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

One year olds are always playing with their cocks.

Happy b3taday!

Edit : You get away with the size thing because it's your b3taday.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

something went wrong,

the smaller version was there first and then it changed to the big version. Dunno what happened.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Sounds like quantum fluctuations to me.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Likely due to tachyon emissions.

(

Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

Go get yourself one of those icon things!

Happy b3taday.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

I very, very nearly just spat wine all over the fucking place :D

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

Happy b3taday!! :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

you silly sod

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

Happy b3taday

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

Smaller!

and more left hands!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

So...James......any good?

Or do you work for their record company?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

it's ace

and no I don't :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

1500 Posts

So had to post something at least.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

How rare!

And congrats :D
*bums*

(

ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

Haha

I only just noticed this!

*glees*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

chubby fingers!!

edit: man who got heart from a suicide commits suicide

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23984857/

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

mind the piss

edit: everyone just stay the fuck away from Cheryl Cottle

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

haha not my hands.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

It's probably more to do with having the same wife

than the same heart...

"Self-inflicted" my eye...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

hahaha, never thought of that angle

edit: I wonder who has the heart now... there's a movie in there somewhere, closing scene is someone closing the lid on it packed in ice.. fade to credits...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

with heart beat sound....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

*shudder*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

that gives me the raging fear

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

christ you've got chubby hands!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

Not my hands, its a pic of a friends hand i took

After drinking lots of vodka and eating lots of tangerines / satsumas.....or whatever the cock they are.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

is he chubby all over?

or just abnormally chubby hands?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

it's andre the giant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

hahaha, back from the dead. Splendid!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

Chubby all over

although his hands are very large.....oooh err!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

What are you waiting for? Rip him into segments and eat him.

Congratulations

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

MY PRECIOUS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

is it a normal sized orange in a giant hand

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

Congrats

that would rather make me recoil

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

oh yikes

fuck
yikes

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

I got my ticket

(

acab, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

I know that Stewart Adamson is dead

but who died in Milli Vanilli?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

vanilli

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

I have bogeys on my moustache now.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

i shaved my moustache off yesterday

it was poor

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

I thought we had a deal?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

i am ill, it was shit, it was itchy, i needed to get clean

it went

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

*cancels membership to moustache owner's monthly*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

they are cliquey fuckers, so you're best off out of it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

you have a stache?

pix or it didn't happen

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

These were the two guys who fucked up a 'live performance' when the tape stopped, no?

/hazy memory blog

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

no they were outed at an award show

as not ever singing on their own tunes

they then brought out a single which they did sing on, which was equally as poor as their previous output, and it sank without trace

the original singer then released a 'version' in which he was in the video, by which time no one gave a fuck

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

Ah yes

the not actually singing 'their' tunes bit seems to bring the memory back

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

they appeared on wogan, and embarrassed themselves in front of the nation

by not being able to sing AT ALL

why does this stuff stay in my brain? I DON'T CARE!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

and had their award

taken off them

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

their career

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

... i don't understand?

Oh right. people who killed themselves. LOL.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

Arf!

I hear that they hold a massive hangman tournament in the Prozac tent....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

when my car broke down in bridgend

and i needed to be towed home
i couldn't get hold of any rope for love nor money

www.instantrimshot.com

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

I visited Kurt Cobain's garage....

and had a blast!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

I can't get the hang of these suicide puns.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

I could do it,

but I find its a bitter pill to swallow!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

muhaha

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCXmYMPEAlc

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

Suicide. lol.

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

We don't come to b3ta for tasteful humour.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

I know

(

Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

I myself was sorely disappointed that that link

was sfw!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

going to be more people there then at Glastonbury

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

Ooof!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

i didn't know lord sutch and del shannon top em selves.

woooh.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

Seriously depressed

after spending the last 4 hours reading about celeb suicides

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acab, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

I doubt I'll get around to finishing this, so have a crow's head as it is.

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

That is awesome.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

Heh, thanks

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

More than welcome

*bums*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

Awesome

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

'Ning sir, how are you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

I have cream crackers and cheese.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

I have no cheese, I showered this morning

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

After you ate the cheese?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

...yes

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

I too am eating cream crackers and cheese.

I have chedder and an entire ball of Edam.

I also have Hovis biscuits (or at least Jacobs' copy of them)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

Jahovis

one could say in fact....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

I've seen the Hovis ones at work.

But i'm happy with Jacobs.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

Awesome.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

Crows are fucking ACE

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

You ruined it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

i aim to please

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

ignore him he's trying to be "cool" and "different"

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

Isn't everyone?

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

I don't try.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

Yes, that's right.

Trying to be different by not trying at all.
I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)

I realise that no one is unique.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

While it's true that everyone is different,

there are many things that influence lots of people in similar ways.

Mainly peers, if anything.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

Pandas are really cool.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

I agree.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

Ha.

You just got peer pressured, biatch.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

YOU B!ITCH

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Thankyee sir

As I am being a bit lax, have this crow repost:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

can you do one of a magpie

They fucking rule the birds

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

Will do :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

No.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

ace

Magpies are great

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

Very nice

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

I like to vexel birds.
They are interesting.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

you should acquire yourself a copy of illustrator

you will find it to be most, if not all, of the awesome for the stuff you like to do.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

I have used illustrator, but I prefer photoshop ^_^

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

lovely.

very.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

Thanks :]

Maybe I will finish it after all :P

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

make it so.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Fiiiiine

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

sorry...

edit: unlinked by popular demand.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

NSFW!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

well i wasn't sure, cdc's are ok, but obviously not magenta lady bits.

now linked

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

i was kidding!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

*kicks*

DAMN YOU!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

WTF!! NSFW!!!! LINK IT!!!

fuck, I just got fired... it's all your fault.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

ah well it's only you

i wont be feeling bad

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

I know where you live young lady!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

how can it be NSFW

when it is a picture of a man washing his hands in a small sink

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

pfft

That is still going strong then!

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

you know it baby!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

hah

IM IN UR B3TA SUSTAIN UR IN JOKEZ

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

What a lovely picture, your Mummy will be proud of you.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

Huzzah

there was no need to link it :s

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

haha.

well i fear the mods and it merits linking for being so immature.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

I would not have thought so

but each to their own i suppose.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

no need for the link

you daft twat :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

*agrees*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

but then if i unlink no doubt somone will get really offended

or get fired for looking at it and it'll be all my fault

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

good

fuck em
if they look at b3ta in an environment that would mean they risk getting sacked, they deserve everything they fucking get

cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

cunts indeed

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

I also agree with this....

...just so i can say

CUNTS!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

TWATS

MIMSIES!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

I love the word mimsy.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

I watched a film called "The Last Mimzy"

I was extremely disappointed

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

FOOFOO!

CLUNGE
FLANGE
SAUSAGEBOX!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Thank God you linked that.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

Hahaha

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

don't look now then

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

I looked.

Christ it's enormous. I'd have to tie a plank to my foot before going in there. It'd be like chucking a sausage up a close. A wizards sleeve. The back end of a wellie.

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Is it a self portrait?

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

I can't tell what it is!

Now this is NSFW pianist...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

I can lend you my anatomy textbook if you like?

edit: and a magenta pen

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

aw bless you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

It's usually dark.

or I'm close up.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice one :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

That minge appears to be the DUke of Wellington

pulling a goatse.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

You linked this?

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

Haha

I have no idea what's going on, but I absolutely love it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

I'm asking you because you're the first person I saw upon clicking "board"

why does britain seem to have a monopoly on plasticine? can't get it bloody anywhere in the states. all the stuff we have here is harder to remove from your hands than dried blood.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

BECAUSE PLASTECINE IS FOR WINNERS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

well

i like to think i'm a winner

but i need help with further acts of win

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

That was absolutely amazing :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

ta :-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

You are Ian Huntley. AICMFP

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Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

Because we are the greatest nation in the World.

And it is our way at getting back at American program schedulers who cancel great shows for apparently no reason whatsoever!

Edit: Have you tried using eBay or something?

cgi.ebay.com/12-x-mini-modelling-clay-plasticine-packs-party-toys_W0QQitemZ310036670973QQihZ021QQcategoryZ90922QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m122

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

SEGA!

woot!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

Hell hath no furry?

Hmmmm better reconsider my afterlife choices then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

Me too.

I'm just going to pop out and commit a hate-crime to make sure I get there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)

Or start reading the Daily Mail.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

I'm only willing to go so far to make sure of it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

Ha, that took a moment.

I haven't seen that in ages :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

That's just lovely.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

How wonderfully bazaar!

Weird hamster-piranha type thing clearly having a thoroughly lovely time

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

thanks :D

Just a moment of randomness for Monday

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

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