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# The Cocktail Sword of Damocles.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Needs more Bryan Brown...
Sorry. :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# how long did that take you?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# That's so stupid
that it made me laugh.

More of this sort of thing
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Polly shouldn't be...polly shouldn't be....SQUAWK!!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# this is
most fantastic !
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# darwin says No
top shoppery though
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Nies!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Fantastic.
Woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Holy fuck nuggets!
thats a thing of dreams and others nightmares!
woo yay for top shoppery
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Oddest of the Psittacinae
My guess is it only squawks Biblical obscenities
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# with all that money she got herself a shiny new leg
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# This wins.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# This is just wonderfully silly
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Can I put this here?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# she died?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Please tell me the writing on his forehead is real...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# it is, the half-witted job-dodging numpty
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Haha, what a fuckstick.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# that is the maddest thing i've read in a very long time
what a fuckwit!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# So I take it she's dead then?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Oops!
Try visiting this, it'll help...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# And what really pissed me off
That day, on Cartoon Network, the had to scroll non-stop news feeds totally spoiling all the cartoon goodness!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# luvvly!~
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# yay
*clicks*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Hurray! Woo.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Hahaha....
:D...Look out!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*puts on Damned albums*

*POGOS!*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# could do with someone shooting her
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# done
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# and someone shouting PULL
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Boing and woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# laughs like a loon
regrets laughing (damned sore throat)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# :D
She's lost another leg....oh buggah!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# arf! Talking of new legs ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
Woo
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Genie Arse
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# DAMMIT! This will haunt my dreams tonight
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# this is brill.
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# :D Hahhahah....
WooH *Click*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# spoingy spoingy spoingy spoingy spoingy spoingy spoingy spoingy spoingy spoingy
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# haha nice!
how dare you upstage my gif! :p
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ta :)
haha can I offer you a woo in compensation?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# two woo's and we have a deal
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# *spits*... *shakes hands*
done
Woo! Woo!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahahah!
*click*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# superb
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I cannot express how much this glees me
Woo
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# that had me laughing for ages!!!!!
ages, i tell you!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# this has always amused me
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha this is fucking superb
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# remember this one first time around ...loved it then as well.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Ha, yeah
Never gots old!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)
# so then
im not going crazy for thinking that i saw it before
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# how has this not been FPd?
because surely it is the work of genius
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I was looking for this a few weeks back

Top work.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# just got in from the club...and this made me piss larfing.
WOO yay hoopla and that other thingy
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# i'm disgusted that everyone attacks heather mills
and makes jokes about the fact shes missing part of one leg.
frankly i think its prosthetic.

*spangs self*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# The Chinese media still deny filtering news stories


But claim protesters around the world have shown support of the Chinese Government controlling Tibet
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Thanks for the Newsflash, sugartits.
Is that the quo at the top? :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# looks that way
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ah man
silly buggers.

we should bomb china. with newspapers from around the world :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Well I'm in the Chinese government and I know for a fact that this is not true.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Yeah but youre dutch,
so you probably mean you're in the Chinese government ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# That's exactly what I mean, yes.

I'm that tiny man with black hair and glasses, 23th chair on the fifth row in the parliament.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Is this RPT?
If so, it really isnt news that China don't believe in free information or expression....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# thats just what Queen sung
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Finally, something that makes sense to me.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'm enjoying all the Olympic protests
but they'd be even better with more posters like this.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Haha excellent
When bandwagons collide
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# best kind of wandbagon
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha
the whole 50ft woman thing has only irritated me inordinantly because the board gets flooded with yellow (unless it's green, whatever) and terrible puns.

this, on the other hand, is ace.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :D
*glees*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# apols if it's been done
but seeing an image posted earlier put this immediately in mind


Click for bigger, and probably more readable version, although the pun is still as bad :o
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrgghhhh
As Darth once said:
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# NOOOOOoooooo!!!111
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# oh dear.
Coding joke?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# might be
;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I thought so.
I don't recognise it. But thats why i got a U in computing.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I had to google it
myself. I haven't done any proper coding for over 10 years
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# It flew straight over my head...
What does it all mean?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Everybody in the street
Get down to the funky beat
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Novell FTW?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# No idea
I just googled "btrieve code" and found that lot. I can't be arsed to look into what it means.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# FUCK NO!!!!


*cries*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# not sure if this has been done if not heres my quick and crap version
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Print it out, roll it up tight
and insert it slowly between your quivering peachy-fuzz buttOCKs
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# at least its not




ATTACK OF THE 50FT WOMAN
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# shh
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# shhhhhh
it's like Betelgeuse that thing, say it three times in a minute and it appears
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
#
Attack of the 50 ft woman.
One more time!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# and *cue* the reposty bandwagon goodness...
/good stuff, fella :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I'm staying out of this
I only posted my first one yesterday
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Do it!
Do it now!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# no
(unless you ask nicely :D )
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
#
Pretty please with kittens on.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# oh ok then
but only since you asked so nicely.

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
#
Thanks!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# There was no need to add that 5 really.
* and a half hours is pretty slow anyway, even in that suit!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I didn't
they did. It took him 5 days so they had to add that extra bit in. It's in the original picture :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Darth's got a great arse.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I was thinking the exact same thing
*touches nose*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *sneezes & giggles*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# *winks*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# saucy devil!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# spanner hand
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I agree with Darth...
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Heheh :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Pfffffft-silly-fffffft!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I done did do that with that exact same image of a shopkeeper
ignore the chopped off side. I fucked it up while optimizing it
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Nice walking in the shop action :)
edit: Oh you guuuyyyys......
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
I read that as wanking in the shop action. Freudian?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I had to re-read that before I realised it said 'walking'
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Yup, same here
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I read it as "walking"
You dirty, dirty people.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# It's time we're letting you in on a little secret

When a man loves himself very, very much...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Might...
Need just a little more tweaking, but not bad :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Many apologies
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Harare's in Africa now?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Has
Anyone told Mr Krishna?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Harry?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Right next door
to Tasmania
:)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Is
That in Scotland?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# No,
its the country that borders Albanistanraqsia.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Because it's so unlikely to happen now
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# At least we havent twinned with any of the cunts ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# That is ace.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Clan Soul?
Storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmy weather...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
I'm re-reading Dune, and that makes me think of it a bit. It's nice.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Me too!
Currently at the third book. I have the second, third and fifth in english, the rest is in dutch. This makes for some strange reading.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
#
I'm reading em on my new Cybook, which is fucking great. I've not read books for years.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# gonna go onto them again soon
might avoid the latter two or three though, REALLY fucking confusing and hard to get into
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Buzz Aldrin
he walkin on mi face, Neil Armstrong, he walkin on mi face... That other one, he walkin on mi face..
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Golden times, Sir. Golden times.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Remember the time we
had soup?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Spicy carrot and coriander?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I remember when they were funny :[
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# They still are..
That's the beauty of recorded video
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# They still are...
There was little nuggets of genius in the latest series, no matter what anyone says!!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# *hands you mop*
Did you like that boy? Cockney urine all over ya face?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I agree, but not when they repeat their jokes.
Eels was very good, in my opinion, but nothing beats the radio series.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# WOW!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# nicely!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# gotta love blobby loops
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Absolutely.
And stop fucking calling me Blobby Loops.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# You know I find it hard to speak
when you cover my mouth like that
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Marvellous!

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
FATBOLLOCKS!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I wish my bollocks were that fat.
*rubs pies all over them*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Is this the alternate lyrics video to Subterranean Homesick Blues?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# RORSCACH!
i just started reading the wagtchmen it is rather good
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# best comic ever
except maybe Dark Knight Returns
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# what a wonderful thing to see
after scrolling back through this afternoon's posts
have a well deserved *woo*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# awesome :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# What the hell have you done to uranus!
:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I've been trying my hand at something new


it's an inuit innit
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# This makes me smile.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# :)
Wow...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Whatever religion you're
selling - I'll buy it.

Here's all my money.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ahhh that's lulls.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ARGH EYERAPE.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ARGH OK
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# ARGH IT HURTS BUT IT IS SO GOOD.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# ARGH THE FIRST 7 INCHES ARE THE WORST
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# MIGHTY TOWER
MIGHTY TOWER
I SEE ALL FROM MY MIGHTY TOWER
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# try B3ta hosting
oh, s'ok, Photobucket have coughed it back up :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# pfew!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# and lully it is too :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Free tebbit?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# lovely stuff
more of this please :)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Haha!
Cat is super!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# catring!
*grabs teatowel*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# *inserts*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
amazing!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Oh so disturbing
I love it!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# You forgot the last frame,
the one where the cat farts a bit.

Have a biscuit.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahahah
that would be ace
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha he looks so devastated in that last frame
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha thats super!
my cat does that
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# lovely kitty bum!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# WELL YOUR JUST SO GOOD AT IT!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# NO, YOUR.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# you're
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Yes, I know the difference. It seems you don't though ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# :D
:D:D
:D:D:D
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# you need to tell us whats happening
let it all out chap, we're here for you
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Colonel Sanders! Probably bindun

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Not only that
but it's hard to see under what circumstances a global recession would put Colonel Sanders' face onto Mount Rushmore. That's the joke, see?

No, wait, it's got fuck all to do with the challenge.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# erm
That is all.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# How does a billion dollar coporate identity
equate to the third world?

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I know where you live Oli.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Huh?
What? how? Who are you?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Look ma....
No seams!

What? Oh yeah...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
#










filesize
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# What kind of colour matching algorithm are you using?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# it's funny because Colonel Sanders and Mount Rushmore and stuff
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
#
Surprisingly enough it's not been done.

Nobody else in the whole of b3tadom has gone through the thought process of.

1) American Recession
2) Colonel Sanders
3) ???
4) Put his fucking face on Mt. Rushmore. That'll fucking do it. Profit.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# You broke my cache.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# You broke my life
Do me a favore and call the police....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Last seen...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Aah, the elusive black-assed zebra
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# damn that was a weird story
the best verdict ever has to be "death by misadventure"
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# :(
Unlawful?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# nope i'll find the story for you
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *wiki'd*
At 1:20pm on January 3, 2008, police were called to the North West London home of Collins and Speight, where Collins was found dead in a bath. Speight was arrested on suspicion of murder and supplying class A drugs, and was bailed to return to the police station for questioning in early February.[6]

The subsequent postmortem examination proved to be inconclusive, requiring additional toxicology tests.[7] The inquest opened on January 8, 2008 heard that the death was not thought to be suspicious, but that it was "subject to further investigation".[8] On April 2nd 2008, the coroner recorded a verdict of death by misadventure after Collins was found with with hot water burns covering about 60% of her body and a "'very significant' amount of cocaine in her system at the time". Speight had been arrested immediately following Collins' death, but was not charged with any offence.[9]


in the times they reported the cocaine in her system was near fatal

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Three times...
the normal levels aloud to ride a Zebra...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# no offence
but surely using a decent source like the beeb which is as easily navigable makes more sense for news stories than wikipaedia?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# probably yeah
i just googled natasha collins and wikipedia came up first. seemed to make sense
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# if you're using firefox
or IE7 you can get a BBC news option in the search bar
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# a-ha
i've fixed my caching problem

(doesn't mention filesize as i'm not feeling narky)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# :D
TOO BEEEEG?!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# 12k
but shh, don't mention it and no-one'll notice you ninja it ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# is mark from SMart dead?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
#
On April 8, 2008, Speight was reported missing by family and friends after failing to attend a meeting on the afternoon of April 7. He was last seen having been dropped off at Wood Green tube station in the morning.[7]
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)
# or
you can go to the beeb website which isn't gonna be attacked by wiki trolls when they get bored of essay writing ;)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
i used to do that... *hangs head*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# i'm tempted to do it
more often since i've found out i actually know someone who uses it as a source when writing essays
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# i once
added a comment to the leprechauns article saying that some people have linked them to quantum gravity. they reverted the change, the humourless goits, even though it was completely true -- me and a mate had linked them with quantum gravity ten minutes before, and i'd even written a little folk story to back myself up but never bothered posting online as a pretend source. (not least because someone would have pointed out that sources should be in print, which is a rule in wikipedia that must be respected unless it suits you to quote something from the internet.)
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# He's
disappeared...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# There's been a Speight of this kind of thing

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# you mark my words it'll continue to
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Maddy? Shannon? Mark?
Who next?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# my attempt at zombification
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
never in the same fucking room!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# YES!
/Thundering tens
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# works a treat

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Did you change your name Toasty?
oh, wait...it's uncanny.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Raaaaaah!
beware the living dead!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# just... incredible.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# 50ft
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# you have all the talents :D
you need to make a book of this
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# oh hai fanj
pfffttttt....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Seriously you guys..
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# i hate it when native americans bleed cyan paint from their eyes.
don't you?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# no
I LOVE IT
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# makes me
HARD
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I am as hard as 10 men
... playing soggy biscuit - I like to assume
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# pictures or it didn't happen
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# do you cum cyan paint?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# magenta

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# of course
*slaps head*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# blue ... blue ... bit of brown now ... orange ... more orange ... more orange with a bit of black stuff ... oh it's a face ... still loading ... still loading
oh
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# ^same here fraid^
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Fuck me, there's been some old non faq read shit on this board today.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Ira Hayes?
also a little smaller please?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# ...he won't answer anymore
...not the whiskey drinkin' indian or the marine that went to war...
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# have a handful of ampehtamines, a pack of marlboro red, a bottle of whiskey and an acoustic guitar
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# 's a tad large
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# This is too big, and it's shit.
I joke of course.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# No, you don't
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Dont be cruel
The kid is only 14 7/13 and enjoys "swiming"
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# try switching on compression
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# needs moar uplaod coedz
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# if only
there was an inbuilt uploader built to tell you to cock off when your images were too big
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Jokes VS technique, the battle rages on
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# theres a joke here?
please read the FAQ, file sizes for a still image is recommended at 50kb
Edit: apparently your not a n00b, my bad
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Indeed :(
I remember when this was all fields.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# :)
you might need to provide a link to the Princess Di mentalist story. And to make the picture closer to 50k
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I should have spent more time
but I feel my time on the image board has had its day, and I am drunk because it's my birthdayyyy!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# happy birthday
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# H
B
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# in the jokes vs technique debate traditionally you have at least one of them
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# can you de-ris me please?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# No
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# some nutter
attended every day of diana's inquest, and has had Diana and Dodi written on his face for the past however long, and is now making no plans to stop doing it.

doherty got jailed today

both stories available at www.bbc.co.uk/news
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# errrr, whut?
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Fuck
this place is such an utter cuntfest at the moment.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I agree
everyone who makes a shit picture is a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PERSON.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# It's nearly 4 times the max filesize for still images
and it would take no effort at all to optimize it to under 50kb. People on capped broadband and dialup have to pay for your fucking ignorance and laziness. Some of those people post stuff I want to see. It severely pisses me off that they might be driven away because of this shit.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# We could end up on capped broadband.
:[
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I always saw b3ta as a website for bored office workers
not some professional art website, so I shall keep my picture as it is.

Because to be fair it is the only one I will do all year and not bother you all again :)

But yes, remember kids, everyone without talent is EVIL.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Listen again
It's too big. I don't give a shit what it's a picture of. It's too big. It's too big.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hitler was a shit artist
The plot thickens.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Godwins law
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# you're envoking Godwin's Law after posting an oversized piece of shit picture?
mofaha is right
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# ^this with mighty shiny ones
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Yes, yes I am : )
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I liked it!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Thank you for your comment Stevie Wonder
I'm still waiting for it to load....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
#

(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# You're shit and no one cares about your shitty pictures, you shitcock.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# YARRRR
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# clicks
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# *runs*
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# JESUS!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# MOSES!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# JAPHETH!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# MATTHEW!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# MARK!
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# LUKE!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# DARTH!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# ARSE!
too quick
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# JOHN!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# BARUCH!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# HA HA!
too slow
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# SUPER BUDDHA!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Look at this new DS game.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# How about we don't.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Shut yer fackin' hole, and LOOK AT IT!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I looked at it when you posted it on /talk a few minutes ago.
Cross posting whore banana.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# SPREAD YOUR CUNT, AND LOOOOOOOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# If you read my post you would have figured out that I have looked at it already.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# That looks like it will be brilliant!
But not as good as Kickle Cubicle!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# they have everything in that there asia
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# tip of the day: don't try and shop with a touchpad, everything takes 4x longer
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha, crikey it's on a roll
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hoorays
E war woo war
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Surely WWWWD
What Would WoodWard DO
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Like that old Tim Burton film...
Ed Wood Wood Wood
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Did you see my Nuts post
they're offering payment for pictures!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I've just gaz'd you about the very same
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Woodward is one word, silly
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I know, I typed it as one
but it would be funnier if you used both W's for comic effect
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# comic effect!
that's where I keep going wrong, I keep doing comic sans
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I've got 20/1 vision, look I can read the very bottom line
"M A D E I N C H I N A"
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# haha
i'll try that when i next have an eye test!
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha
he has the best name ever
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

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