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Might as well get this out while its quiet

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

text on a picnic.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

TOAP ON A COCK!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

That's what she said!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

TAOP?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

TEXT ON A TEXT SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

Toothy Slut, Tiny Soap...

lots of uses. Buy fucking twelve and get DVD player and SARS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

TEXT ON A TEXT SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

Yes, exactly.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

its been a while

But last night someone inspired me...

Cheers Steve

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Terry Nutkins, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)

I recongnise that job centre

it was my first ever post - pure toap on a rope on a stoat

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The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

Well, it just claims to be a capital of culture...

There's nothing specific about what kind of culture. Yob culture, pikey culture, petri dish culture, etc, are all forms of culture.

Also, it's a tad large, isn't it? :P

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

Those drop shadows are wonderful

Also, your picture is a bit on the large side. If you've got a program that does drop shadows, there should be an option to optimise your files somewhere.

Most likely in the "save as" dialogue box.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

GET A LIFE U

CUNT

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Terry Nutkins, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

ok then

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

I've got a spare one

have mine

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

yeah to be honest I'm pretty happy with the one I've got.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

don't say I don't ever offer you anything

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

yes but you cant have too many

save it for a rainy day maybe?

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The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

yes, its perfect for that

it has a very "bank holiday monday" feel to it

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

You're far more polite when you're shopping in Morrisons, Terry

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

You're a disagreeable little turd aren't you?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

Yey... It has finally arrived!

BRING IT ON!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)

It was last wednesday.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)

silly gronkpan

That was Winkle Wednesday!
EDIT: FFS! My WoW server has now been offline for about 20 hours!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

STOP PLAYING WOW

THAT SHIT'LL KILL YA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

I'm not playing WoW. That's the problem!

Oh and it's the on on the left in the middle. The one that says 'Caps Lock'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

? This ¬

www.b3ta.com/board/8249192

EDIT: Sorry board... I got the wrong month...

SPANGS MYSELF

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)

You're whelkcome

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)

Silly Mr Bloke

You got me all confused.
I thought I slept a long time and missed a few months.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

You did!

this is the future talking to you through the electronic internets!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

yay

that's my birthday, that is.

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BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)

You were born?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)

TOAW Lol!

I love whelks! Best of all sea snails!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)

I was always more a cockles man, meself

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)

I would like to subscribe to your oceancock newsletter

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

with build-your-own mollusc fanny in 12 parts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)

Part one only £1.99

subsequent issues £14.99

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

It's how the west was won

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

Do you have the special sea horses editon from

D'agostini please? Id like eleventy seven for my collection

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The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

those CDCs have far too much detail on them

i can see viens!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)

Veins are a hint of a truly classy CDC

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)

Classy Drawn Cock?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)

I'm sure I made some whelk pictures

but maybe I just imagined it

Maybe I can satisfy you with this fine link: totl.net/Whelks/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)

come on now

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/13551

don't get too excited

although I for one have had many anticipatory whelk wanks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

'Whanks'.

Surely?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

Hope you don't mind a slight TJ...

I saw these last night during the weekly shop.

Couldn't resist posting them. Sorry for the lack of shopping, but I thought someone might enjoy them...

1. Teh Fear! For the iPod! On sale in ASDA!

2. After Barbecue Log. Now, I don't know about you, but I never thought of selling MY after barbecue logs to the unsuspecting public.

It's a shame, really. I have some mighty after barbecue logs. Normaly at 2am.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

hahaha

christ, I thought it said 'Bryan May'

I bet he does a massive coiler afterwards

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)

Hahaha

http://www.BryanMaysAfterDinnerTurds.com

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)

Someone looking to register a nice domain name should take this

I'm having too many as it is

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

seams!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

Call me an old duffer if you want

but WHAT THE FUCK is theis for?

I thought that an iPod was a device for listening to music,. rather like those quaint old walkman thingies.

I didn't realise they had to be pimped to fuck with plastic tat?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)

I thought the iPod was a device for emptying kids pockets of money

When they could by something just as good (better even?) for half the cash from a firm with a smaller advertising budget.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)

Archos FTW!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

Well, I want one!

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..wil, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)

teh FEAR!!!

runs

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mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

Those are some good finds

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)

Well give me a Mexican Hot pizza

And I can do the one behind the after barbecue log!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

Robo-fear!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

No, whelk day is on 9/11

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Jools Holland

(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:03, archived)

I love Jools! Not only is he a great musician, he one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!

Also I have a hangover that measures on the rictor scale!
EDIT: Fucking idiot guests! You think sitting next to a big sign saying 'Breakfast is provided on the condition you used a plate to eat off' would stop them eating flakey croissants out of their hands!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)

You need more passive-aggressive signage, it's the only way.

Try actually sticking the signs to people you want to communicate with.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:23, archived)

Better?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)

Heh.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)

I agree with all of this

including the hangover bit.

Was round a mates last night, having my first experience of getting twatted by kids on Xbox live.

I didn't enjoy it, so i had to get drunk

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

Mate of mine was going back to Canada

And as stated in the 7th commandment I had to get twatted with him:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:30, archived)

He is a wise man

listen to all he tells you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)

I think I married him to his girlfriend at some point last night.

Damn you internet ordination!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

Well I'll give you a woo!

Can't stand the bugger! His show would be great if it didn't have him in it too :)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

simple telekinesis

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)

Don't play with your food!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:44, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:45, archived)

oh, FUCK yes!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)

Indeed, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:51, archived)

[I want this etched onto a brass sheet...

..for fututre generations of archaeologists!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:59, archived)

Morning Kano.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:00, archived)

'ning squire!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)

But strangely lorries will on have one axil and no cabin:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)

What a coincidence

I'm playing through Half Life 2 and last night I got to the bit where you get the gravity gun.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

I love it...you'll love it even more later on...

but whatever you do...Don't go into Ravenholm!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

no, do.

it's how you complete the game.

_{The cake, however, is a lie.}

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)

*scurries off to locate a length of pipe or a heavy bat*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:45, archived)

BATTER UP!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)

mmm, babbycakes.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:49, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)

WHOA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

HOW IS BABBY FLOAT?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)

obey....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)

(pdjpdj, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)

le nouveau parfum de la mer

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)

HEY!

THIS SMELLS LIKE KIWI BALLS!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:28, archived)

helas.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:29, archived)

helas.

to drift with every passion till my soul
is a stringed lute on which all winds can play,
is it for this that i have given away
mine ancient wisdom, and austere control?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)

being an englit scholar has its reward.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:49, archived)

why yes, I believe I would like fries with that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)

nonsense!

i was a bartender, not a fastfood gnome. heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)

I got me a bachelor's in philosophy and Latin.

also I am highly proficient in rolling joints.

so I went to library school

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)

philosophy and englit for me.

which is why, of course, i am now in public health. i should have been a librarian, i have the eyebrows for it.

nighty-night, i'm off. pats to posh.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)

I just wear a suit and shout at people.

No qualifications needed for that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)

Twunting adverts!! *changes channel*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)

Yes.

Need more cowbell.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

OUI.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)

Vroom

(Redmond, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:16, archived)

i can smell my feet even from their farthest possible proximity.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)

maybe i should wash them, with soap.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)

i'll fetch jesus.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:43, archived)

COMPO IT!

this would be perfect for the icon challenge - just shrink it down to a few pixels high. we all need a crap song toap icon.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)

COME CLOSER SO I CAN STAB YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)

Early morning Roger Waters

Always a good thing.
'ning all.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)

FUCK ROGER CUNTING WATERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:30, archived)

q. what is the worst pink floyd thing?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)

Correct!

For the Daily Double and today's special prize... Decor.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)

i need some of that decor stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:41, archived)

Well said.

*claps politely*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)

AND FUCK HIS PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL FANS.

YOU'RE NOT SMART, STOP QUOTING ROGER WATERS AT ME LIKE IT'S SOME SORT OF MAGIC BULLET ARGUMENT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)

Mares eat oats

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)

because I do it too

har har har har har.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)

she's dead.. wrapped in plastic

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:43, archived)

Wow, Bob, wow.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)

next time you see me, it won't be me.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:54, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)

Have you tried this?

www.b3ta.com/talk/

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)

you fiend!

that's like curing a mild hangover with genocide.

...

carry on.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:42, archived)

disappointed by lack of horses.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:43, archived)

VIBRATO IN FULL EFFECT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

OOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)

*resonates*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)

*cascades*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)

*headhumps*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)

*fluctuates*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)

*oscilates*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)

*vascillates*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:55, archived)

BARRELL WITH A BAD STD.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)

STYLEPROJECT.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)

GETTIN DRUNK, PLAYIN PUNK ON THE STYLOPHONE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

Acers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)

LOFI LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)

kasto krut!

this move as strange and good

(_klaus_, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)

poligen, HA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)

*spore release*

oh I do love headache days.
clicky for biggy here

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)

I AM SORRY YOU HAVE A SORE HEAD BUT GLAD YOU MAKE THIS PICTURE IT IS ANOTHER GOODPICTURE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)

THE MAYO OF ROLF

thanks :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)

how lovely!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)

HELL YES.

i like the little spore pilots i can see through the windscreen.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

they like you too :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)

oh yeah

sculpturespore mk2 should be released tomorrow with any luck :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)

good to hear!

i thought i might have missed it but i ~~stalked you~~went over your past posts to see.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)

I forgot it was half term holidays

the kallus jr collective has absorbed me, but fear not for my will is strongish...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

no worries, i accomplish 1/3 of the things i set out to do.

for instance, today i made croutons and very little else.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)

WELL, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CROUTES, MAKE CROUTONS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

LIFE GAVE ME 11 CENTS AND A RECTANGULAR PLATE EARLIER.

LIFE IS A MONG.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)

I like that "croute" can mean a crust of any kind, including scabs.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)

i used to work for a caterer.

one day i made approximately 8 billion brie en croute, and somewhere along the line i forgot to insert pear slices. madame caterer was not amused.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

you did, however, remember to insert your balls briefly in every single one.

IT'S IN THE RECIPE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)

also why they were so expensive.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)

MY BALLSWEAT HAS THE MARKET VALUE OF A FINE FRENCH PARFUM.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)

Caesar salad?

yummm

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)

sort of. a vegetarian version.

croutons also for soup earlier.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)

you know

I've never had a non-veggy caesar salad, I forgot that such a thing exists! Anchovies isn't it?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)

Yep

dead fish on a salad. How bizarre is that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)

WALDORF SALAD = RAISINS.

that is rong, rong, rong.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)

usually has anchovies, but capers and some caper brine replace them nicely.

also: a ton of garlic.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)

Chicken or eggs can also be added.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)

no to chicken.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)

"But suppose someday there weren't any chickens. Would that mean there wouldn't be any eggs?"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)

SNAKE EGGS.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)

"But suppose someday it happens. Suppose someday there weren't any chickens."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:30, archived)

oh shit, i missed that.

oh babs, what could i possibly do?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:36, archived)

it's mofaha's fault, him and his pretty pretty pictures.

WE JUST WONDERED WHERE YOU WERE PLANNING TO SPREAD YOUR VD TODAY, THAT'S ALL.. HUSSY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:45, archived)

if i ever own a condiment company, i'll make them market a product called "vd spread".

it'll be a greenish mayonnaise with little chunks in it, smell sweet and a bit sour, and guaranteed to leave stains.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)

aaaaahhhahhahhh ewwww.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)

i'll make millions from college kids and walk-in clinic staff.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:56, archived)

Nothing wrong with a chicken caesar salad.

Also, anyone that doesn't put bacon in a caesar salad can stop pretending that it's a caesar salad.

Caesar salad.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)

humans who eat meat are bad humans.

and bacon is disgusting.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)

That is not true.

Stop acting like it's ok to kill plants.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)

i only eat minerals and undiscovered compounds.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:23, archived)

THEY'RE FUCKING ASKING FOR IT, THE SMUG LEAFY GREEN BASTARDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:28, archived)

FUCK EYS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

*imbibes*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)

that's a mighty fine spore right there!

(

Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

thank you fine sir

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)

Fantastic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)

spork spork yes!

kasto krut!

(_klaus_, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:25, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)

ace!

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2006/oct/20/usa.danglaister

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)

let mommy warm that up in her special oven.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)

SO MANY LITTLE EGGIES AND I'M STILL STARVING AND I'M GOING TO EAT THEM ALL BEFORE I GO TO SLEEPIE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)

my cats are fighting.

oh no.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:26, archived)

that can happen, when the catnip runs out.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)

Tuna was all wrapped up in a hoody on the chair next to me

and when she got off, the hoody stayed on her for a few steps as she walked away. She stopped and looked back at me and waited for me to fix it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)

that would've gone straight to the top of youtube, that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)

our cats like to curl up in whatever clothes we leave around, but they won't tolerate them dragging behind at all.

except for squee, who will happily walk around with a sock or a pair of underpants on his back all bloody day (or until the dog decides he wants to chew on the article of clothing and picks it off him).

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)

SOME CAT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)

i get them all to myself in a week and a half.

two days of lounging around with the animals (and an xbox).

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)

NICENESS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

HE EAT A LOT OF SHRIMP.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)

NO ACTUALLY RAPITINUI EXPLAINED IT

THEY HATCH OUT OF SHITTY FUCKING SNAKES EGGS OR SOME SHIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:29, archived)

the shrimp does keep 'em pink, but.

IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU ONLY EAT CARROTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)

STYLOPHONE DOMINATION WILL END YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)

ALSO: BEING BALD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)

im really thinking about getting a stylaphone.

they sound rad.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)

BOY, ARE WE FUCKED NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)

Hmmm? ...

Flambumgo? ... Flamsack? ... Flamingballs!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:29, archived)

GINGER BALLS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)

BTK1143951.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)

If I had a flamingo

I would feed it beetroot

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)

or violets and lavender, to see if he'd turn magenta.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)

you'd get in big trouble!!!

www.freemagenta.nl/?page_id=121

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)

yeah, i read about that thre other day.

i love it when companies give me a great excuse to never buy their products and to actively try and harm them if i get the chance. what a bunch of crabby, disgusting creeps.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)

it's the phb's of this planet

that make me wish i could leave it

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)

let's make them leave instead.

earth is pleasant and has lots of good food and kitties to hang out with. outer space is dark and desolate and cold and waiting to have idiot executives shot into it, gasping.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)

hehehe

i like that mental canvas

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)

a friend and i had a "what would you do if you were king of the popes" chat last night.

shooting morons into space was a part of it after he admitted a distaste for bloodletting.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

it would take a lot of resources

to get the target board up there, but infinitely worth it.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)

hehe, well, time to visit the baker!

bbl

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)

tossing them into volcanoes would be cheaper.

HOT LAVA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)

hehehe

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)

HOT LAVA

HOT LAVA!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)

THAT'S THE STUFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)

It got lonely...

CFB CFZ CFILH

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)

mmmm.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)

Arf.

Mincing weekly, pfft.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)

MANUEL THE MANWHORE.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)

oh, he totally is.

www.b3ta.com/board/7951989

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)

That's to what I was making reference.

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)

hahaha

i don't quite get all the emap references but it's funny nonetheless

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)

the former publishers of "Sinclair User", amongst other things.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMAP

Journal of Wound Care?
that's some pretty grim porn right there

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:36, archived)

She likes it! But...

edit:denoised

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)

roger!

hahahahahaha

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:03, archived)

Roger Roger!

We have clearance Clarence.
What's our vector Victor?

(Bob the Scutter, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:07, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)

JACK LAYTON.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)

Ack! Is shit, hang on...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)

roger!

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)

awwww!

GRRRRL PUNK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)

hmmm...

www.fenderhellokitty.com/

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Kaiser, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:23, archived)

aaaww.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)

ACK ACK.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)

GOOD AFTERNOON B3TA

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)

gay.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)

MOD EDIT: It still looks like porn, even when you draw over the real vagina/penis, whatever it was originally.

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:31, archived)

the funny thing about that is, you've drawn over her actual penis.

also, it's probably NSFW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

~~her actual penis.~~ your actual photo

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

Ok.

There was no real penis/vagina. She was clothed.
But yeah if it looks like porn, it's a fair cop.

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:36, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)

I'm thinking about soup

are you thinking about soup? if so, what kind, and if not, why not?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)

increasingly disenchanted with this sorry excuse for a web site

I would like to see more funny pictures and less of people being pissy little bitches
it's like the talk board in here or something

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)

I got no hummus

or I'd draw something

like

I dunno, a 50ft woman

on a freeway

holding a car

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)

that would be awesome.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)

I bet it would start loads of people drawing the same kind of thing

everyone would love it! for days on end!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)

Me too

I found that by not coming here as much lately
My mood has changed for the better.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)

Nice.

I like that.

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:14, archived)

goodpicture.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:18, archived)

*likes*

general knowledge quiz:
what colour are flamingos naturally?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:19, archived)

I'm guessing

they're naturally white. I seem to remember hearing that their plumage takes on the prevalent colour of their main food.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)

Yep

Strawberry Angel Delight

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)

is the correct answer.

well done you've won a steel erection:

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:23, archived)

I've already got one

thanks :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:24, archived)

;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)

they're born grey.

but they're 'naturally' pinky.. a white flamingo is malnourished.

www.straightdope.com/columns/010518.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)

this is very nice and restive

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:27, archived)

prettttyy.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)

those are great ripples.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)

hmm

who the fuck posts the same image sixteen times?

That's a good question, I don't know, but now I'm going to post 16 images at once.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:47, archived)

MISCODEATS

I SOMEWHAT LOVE YOU

(

Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)

let's party like it was some time in the space year 2008!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)

THE DISTANT FUTURE

THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND

(

Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)

yeah man, space year 20000000008!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)

I like that it says

BLOODY FUCKING SHITTY COMPUTERS YOU DICK

That makes me smile.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)

haha

now I'm scared if my computer starts spurting blood and fucking shit at me!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)

And on that final thought, I am going to piss off.

I am grumped out, and need to dream of dancing kittens.

It is up to Shada to transmit them directly to my dreams via dreamnet.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:01, archived)

aww, nite nite

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:03, archived)

^a helping of this

And a side order of that^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)

*clockwork oranges*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)

I like the way it occasionally stalls on a single image when stuff isloading

it's scary

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)

the man with the eyes, flap's man-cunt and BLOODY will haunt my dreams

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)

the man with the eyes?

you mean....

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:58, archived)

no the moustached surprised man with the eyes

although, i now have an extra bed-partner.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:04, archived)

oh, him

I'm not completely certain what his issue is :D

is it another mofaha random flickr person?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:07, archived)

Sadly no

I didn't find this guy. I think he may be a European Politician.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:17, archived)

mmmmmuuur..der?

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)

ME ASWELL, BUT MINE WILL EQUAL SO MANY KB.

EDIT: I HTML SIZED THEM. SO OPEN UP THE IMAGE URL FOR FULLSIZE LAWL

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)

that is more awesome than drinking beer on a boat and throwing the empty bottles at zombies

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)

16 x 50kb = ZOMBIES.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)

that's every zombie ever!

except for those that weren't counted, which is most of them

omg zombies!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:00, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)

YYYYYYYEEEAHHHHHHHHHH

(

Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)

DAMN RIGHT :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:56, archived)

I do... I think.

I'm sure there must be a few that I've pead that often.
Anti-Hamtouching pics mostly, but I do pea a lot.

Woo to all 16.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)

me too, but it gave me the sudden idea, and one can't resist one's sudden surges for fear of bursting, or something like that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:00, archived)

Indeed, it'll lead to hummus piles! Very painful, what-what.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:06, archived)

hahaha

gotta squeak those piles out or they give you grouters block

and you don't want that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:08, archived)

i m goin 2 di.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:05, archived)

on noes! dnt di!

but if you do, can I have your money, for sentimental reasons? :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:09, archived)

DIE, YOU DICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:12, archived)

HELL YEAH!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

I don't care if y'all hates me

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

*cotdeath*

In other news: woo.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

night b3ta

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

hahahaha

(

Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:43, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Oh man. My fucking face is stuck in :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)

COTDEATH

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

If only you had been here on Monday, we wouldnt have had all these problems :)

Edit: And this is the chuffing problem with bandwagons. Plenty of replies to shite posts, by people who are "friends" of people, but not to the posts that are actualy ace!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

yeah

what's all this "Friends" bullshit? this isn't one of those fucking bebo/facebook/myspace shiteholes

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)

no, but if you enjoy somebody's pictures

you can add them to your list and look at their recent new threads all at once.

which is nice.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)

i aint hatin'

(

Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

Ace!

(

Grampa, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

this is most probably the best

but i havent seen all of the 300 others, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. woo to you!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)

this is the winner

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ive spent the night eating geletine hoping to be able to increes the viscosity of my piss inorder roll it to smoke it, and all you can do is continue this bandwagon... where the imagination people?

EDIT- Any one who posts a picture in the non picture thread losses... MUHAHAH.. I can change the rules muhahaha

(

Jorvic, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

we left it

with your picture

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

(

Grampa, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

this has EVERYTHING

to do with buffy

100% fact

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

Clearly, you have never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

Not a single episode.

Yet I feel that my life is complete.

(

Grampa, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)

HAhaa

(

Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:58, archived)

3/10

not enough buffy

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

cupcakes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:35, archived)

not enough bob ross

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)

mmmmmmmm, boob hair.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)

THERE'S ALMOST MORE IMAGINATION IN A PICTURELESS THREAD ON A IMAGEBOARD LAWLOLOL

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

bobbie larkin

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:00, archived)

holy crap

people still remember that?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

SOME OF US SURE DO.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)

are you kidding?

:-D

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 7:04, archived)

I INVENTED A FUCKING GAME

THAT'S HOW CREATIVE I AM.

It's called "Guess how many fucking times Clansoul has posted the same shitty cunting picture"

Me and Shada are fucking good at it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

Smearing yourself in your own excrement

and talking in a high voice is not a "game" as such, now is it.

Oh, just saw your edit. You meant THAT game.

Edit edit: don't get me fucking started.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

DO NOT POST ME PANTIES MEFEHE.

*plz do ^_^ kekekekekekeke*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

^-^

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

I HAS POSTED THE PANTIES

O WATE YOU SAID DON'T

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

*receives*

*sniffs*
*spaffs instantly*

O deer.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

Except after c ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

No idea what you're talking about.

*whistles*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

your dood appears to have a hat.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

Say what?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

"what?"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

FUCK, YOU COPIED ME.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

Please see below.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

what

Now what happens?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

I have no idea!

*cotdeath paradox*

How spiffing!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

I feel as if I have missed something awesome

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

I want to play it

GIMMIE SOMETHING TO DO!

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Jorvic, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

I don't know if you'll be able to judge it sufficiently

Unless you've lurked for a fairly long time D:

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

COT DEATH LOL

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

Hahahaha

This was actually about 100 times funnier than the picture, as it actually made me laugh :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

Can I guess at the answer?

The KillerKitti picture, 312.

Do I win?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME- COTDEATH

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

Haha.

Stop making him seem funny by doing this, it's making me think it might cause some kind of paradox.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

it took me six hours to make that paradox

seven if you count the hour i spent weeping into a pillow because people don't understand me

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:06, archived)

THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS:

*vector of cotdeath*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

i use the word vexel because vexel better de- CHERRY

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

AND THEN TEACHER SAID I WAS COOL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

But the Macs at school are shit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

SOMETHING ABOUT AN ART PROJECT

TENUOUS REPOST
BORING STORY ABOUT MY DAY
SOMETHING ABOUT CHERRY
COTDEATH

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME AND KILLERKITTI?

WE ARE JUST FRIENDS!
THAT IS ALL!
Who was Cherry?
I REMEMBER THAT FROM MY CHILDHOOD WHEN I WAS BORN 25 YEARS LATER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:29, archived)

Cherry was his "girlfriend"

However, my FUCKINGSUPERIOR internet sleuthing has ruled this relationship down to a maximum timeframe of 31 days (14th of December to 15th of January, in case you're wondering), the only girlfriend claim being on the 5th of January.

Every fucking post he ever made was either a comment about how much he LOOOVED her, she LOOOOVED him, something they did together, or a fucking picture of her with a description of how he did it and a TO THE MINUTE DESCRIPTION OF HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)

Epic trolling.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:35, archived)

There has been far too much clansoul related stuff in this evening.

I blame Shada.

She made me do it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)

sorry babe

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)

Lololol.

You will make him stalk me.
And he will post *cotdeath* in every thread, thinking he's cool.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

HE CANT STALK YOU IF YOU STALK HIM FIRST, FAGT

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)

So when are you two gonna get together?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

when he can get his penis to stretch far enough across england i guess

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)

DICKRACE.

GO.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

i should hire you to solve this internet murder i've been detectivising

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:36, archived)

Share those wine gums and you've got a deal.

If you ate them, no dice.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)

ooooooooooookay

this amount of knowledge is starting to get a little creepy now

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

I figured it might.

It's not as scary as it seems, I just have a lot of time on my hands :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:39, archived)

Ooh, we haven't done that one.

We played cotdeath, and 5hourvector.

Although, he changed the files for the vector, voiding the competition.

cotdeath came out as 16.

WHO THE FUCK POSTS THE SAME IMAGE 16 TIMES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

I have no idea what the cotdeath post is.

*googles*

poor Anne Diamond!

And dont even get me started on Roy "Cancer" castle!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

Roy "Cot Death Cancer" Castle?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

Me, you cuntnut.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:07, archived)

*cotdeath*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

I am died because of this.

ClanSoul is a pretty cool guy he reposts shit and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

i think vexel is a pretty cool guy. eh cotdeaths and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

Aubergines?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

AH SHIT YOU WIN.

STICK IT IN THE POOPER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)

RIGHT IN THE ASS.

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:24, archived)

I think CPU temperature 73 degrees is a pretty cool guy.

Eh will fucking melt my Mac if I don't move if off my legs and doesn't afraid of anything.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

I think your technique, style and art is a cool guy

eh think I'll try to copy it from now on and doesn't afraid of planitz.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

errrm *whistles innocently*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)

Yes, but you see.. this is in response to something.

www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/56509/pic?q=cotdeath

This, however, is just balls on stilts.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:30, archived)

That young fella has a jib

and it most certainly is cut
however at this time i am unable to ascertain if I like said mutilation.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)

>:(

HAWHAWHAHW!!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)

In fairness

plenty of people, myself included, have regularly begged you to post this. And "TO CHINA!" and in fact quite a few others of yours, because they fucking rock.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:15, archived)

"the rape bird will see you now"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)

that reminds me of that film

"shitty cunting bang bang"

with it's famous song

Jeremy:
What a funny noise it's making!

Caractacus:
It's talking to us--all engines talk!

Jemima:
What's it saying?
It's saying Shitty Cunting, Shitty Cunting, Shitty Cunting, Shitty Cunting,
Shitty Cunting,
(Bang - Bang)
Bang Bang!
Shitty Cunting
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang.
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang.
Chitty Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Your sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your seats are a feather bed.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
We love you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang what we'll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.....(hold)
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Shitty Cunting Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Shitty Cunting friend.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

FRONT PAGE THIS

(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

yes

lets have a throbbing "THIS" on the front page

:D

"attack of the 50ft this" maybe

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

HEY, THERE, SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG

SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG, HOW D'YOU DO?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

FAG FAG DODO

I want spaghetti

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Fucking hell.
Why did you ever leave! :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

there was too much shitty cunting a'gwan

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

*punches all the shitty cunts*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

yeah! twat those shitty cunts!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

IT'S ANOTHER QUALITY DISCOMEATS RELEASE!

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

I'd do all the best songs ever

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)

I use ignore so I can't play baaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

If you ever want to imagine what the board used to be like:

www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/56509/nopic?q=cherry

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:10, archived)

OH MAN, SICK.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:12, archived)

Remember when it used to be 24 hours of this a day?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:13, archived)

No, I remember when he top friended you on Myspace.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

*shudders*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

SHUT UP.

ALL OF YOU SHUT UP, I'M FUCKING TRAUMATISED ALREADY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

oh, what's this

searches on http://www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/30877/nopic?q=fuck

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)

hahaha

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKENS

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)

fuck!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:37, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/search/posts/42788/nopic?q=:3

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:44, archived)

:3 ?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:47, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)

haha

well that's cheered me up.

I thought I was the only one to be constantly fucking annoyed by his endless repetition and lack of creative thought.

I am at peace with myself.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

haha, i don't know how you could've thought you'd be alone with that

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

I don't know either

I think I might be paranoid, or overestimating posts that don't just tell him to "STOP, STOP NOW"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

also, as clansoul will be reading this at some point

hello clansoul lol

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

HELOLO CLANSOWL

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)

There aren't a lot of STOP, STOP NOW posts

Because most of the people who want him to stop just ignore ~~him~~ ~~her~~ it whatever, I presume.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:26, archived)

Don't worry.

I'm sure about 99% of ~~b3ta~~ humanity feels the same.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

pffft

I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't so repellant.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:01, archived)

What should i read in faq?

Im progressing maaan... Im out there... Im using text.. no need for photoshop... Its all about the imagination and LSD dude...

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Jorvic, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

I just like posting that

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

i can't stop thinking about cats dancing.

i'm serious. every moment of free thought i have is occupied by cats dancing.

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

What dance are they doing?

I'M JUST ASKING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)

umm it's a kind of line dance, i think

there's four or five cats just line dancing

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

I like them

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)

it's not a sexy dance at all.

you must understand there's nothing sexy in this.

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

danse pooss!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

i might animate it

if i had the drive and ambition to animate a thing

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

=^.^= drive it and ambit it! =^.^=

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:04, archived)

loses their virginity perhaps?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

*GRONKPAN SPAZZ*

At least it's original :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

I think you meant this you cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

;)

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

Cock off and donate ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

>:3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

FUXZ. A LION.

SERIOUSLY, RAPITINUI, THERE'S ONE RIGHT IN YOUR POST.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

This is good. It heals my eyes.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

HEYZEUS CHRIST

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

OH FUX

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

(:3=

more like

(HELOSMTP http://tig.trumlaut.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

I see what your plan is.

If you leech the bandwidth of the source nobody can shop the picture.
Cunning.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

yes yes.

i am an evil lady.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

Watch out! She's ready for a fight, Doc!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

yes but i am prettier and also i am doctor dyslexia.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

SCANNING FOR TRUTH.

TRUTH FOUND.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

True. You will always be "the best GIRL on the internets" to me.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

there are no girls on the internet

except for doctor dyslexia

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

If I shat in your cunt, would you find it romantic?

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

hahaha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

LOL, this is shit!

Pffft.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

lawl

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

NEEDS MORE CAT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU SPASTIC WANKERS

50FT WOMAN IS A PILE OF SHIT, IT'S NOT GOING TO BECOME A MEME JUST BECAUSE YOU FORCE IT.

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

I agree.

It is..............shit.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

It is shit but there's nowt we can do 'bout it.

I just check every couple of days, hit the popular page, search for jollyjack's post and pay more attention once the bandwagon stops.

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Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:34, archived)

YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:45, archived)

FIFTY FOOT LOL

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Shada, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

There have been bandwagons for almost as long as there has been b3ta

and in fairness, most bandwagons tend to produce a gem or two

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

This has produced,..none.

Brandow was funnier than this, and Brandow was shit.

AAAAAAAAaaaaaahaahahaa.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

I'll see what I can do then

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

actually just imagine something featuring bob ross

i cant be fucked

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

HAPPY TREES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

LET'S GET A PARTY GOING, LET'S GET A PARTY GOING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Wait, you've given me an idea

Has anyone done Attack of the 50 Foot Brandow?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

There is a big difference between a bandwagon and a three day deluge of shit.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

this has had it's stay on b3ta and then some

it's time for it to leave politely

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

ooo, get her!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

hahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

Who the fuck is that?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

that boss off "The IT Crowd"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

Oh thank lord

i was worried it was that horrid tate woman for a moment

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

she'll be the 2nd death of the Dr Who series

first being Bonnie Langford

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Nope, that'll be Tennant gurning like an idiot

and saying how brilliant and impossible everything is and how much he loves humans, yet a-fucking-gain.

Besides, as much as I hate tate's comedy she was perfectly fine in saturday's episode. Apart from the "you want to mate" bit, but it's not her fault, it's the writers'.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

I know, he started off well and then it just went to shit.

Eccleston was awesome by comparison.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

True, true

Thing I'm most interested in this series is taht the writer & director fo the Girl In The Fireplace episode are working on a two-parter.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

good point, though I do wish they (all tv/film companies) would stop hiring ex-soap "stars"

it's bad enough stuff like Constapation Street and Eastbenders exists without the "actors" becoming famous for being retarded twunts

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

But Ross Kemp is on gangs

surely that's important work, being on gangs?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

only if it's The Apple Dumpling Gang

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

I think it's the bird from

The I.T Crowd...Jen Barber (Katherine Parkinson)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

You think? YOU JUST KNOW HER RL NAME.

AND WHILST I'M AT IT, QUIT TOUCHING YOURSELF.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Hahaha

But I like touching myself.

And as a closet IT Crowd fan, yes, i know her real name.

*touches self more*

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

been watching Jpod at all ?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

*touches you*

Oh gross... what is that?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

Lo Benny!

Wheres Archie?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

I'm guessing he's in bed.

He's not been doing to well recently; he fell down the stairs the other day apparently and his missus had her appendix out. They were both laid up when I popped round to see them the other day...I'm going round to see them tomorrow, see if they need any shopping/chores done or owt, I'll tell him you asked after him

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

Bloody Hell!

Im glad I've never met him in real life! He sounds like a disaster zone ;)

Good to hear that Mrs Archie is out of hospital though.

Give him my love,

RedSushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

certainly will!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

I find that quite erotic.

And now, I sleeps!!!!!!!

xxxxxxxxxx...........xxxx

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahahha

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

GRONKPAN IS RIGHT, HE WAS BORN WRONG, BUT NOW HE IS RIGHT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

also most of those puns have been done here, years before.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

Have this for helping the cause....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Do want!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

BUT MAKE IT FUCKING BETTER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

No I fucking wont!

I will make it better when Gronk makes his post better!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

HE ALREADY MADE IT BETTER BY PINKY POWER.

SHIT, PARADOX.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

*head asplodes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

I SHIT BETTER BADGES THAN THAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

See above

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

this is how you do it:

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

SAMURAI PIZZA CATS! FTW!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

I only have a single internet to shout at

i'm a poor deprived little kiddy.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

I WILL SHOUT AT THEM ALL FOR YOU STICKFIGUREMAN

ALL FOR YOU.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

I am so fucking special

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

I wish I was special.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

*hands out FREE LABOTOMY vouchers*

now you can

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

SO FUCKING SPECIAL

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

ARGUMENTS ARE WON BY WHOSE PINKIES HOLD OUT THE LONGEST

/ac

MAKE A BADGE OUT OF THAT YOU FAGS

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

BADGES ARE FOR INBREDS WHO CAN'T EXPRESS THEMSELVES IN MORE MEANINGFUL WAYS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

THESE COMMENTS ARE HURTFUL BUT WELL REASONED

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

He can have this one too

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

ALSO WANT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

yes.

click.

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d d, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

That only makes me want to make one.

I'm tired though, so I might not.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

You could have put a shit 50 pic to help your point.

However, I am still moved to click this, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

SHE IS NOT EVEN SCALED CORRECTLY!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)

Buh?

(basstard, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

Just out of interest,

if you hate it so much, why have you made 6 pictures directly relating to it? One of which you posted at least twice?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

Methinks

He doth protesteth too much.

Alternatively if he waits all of 24 hours the bandwagon will pass...

(basstard, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

It's been here for three days now

24 hours is somewhat optimistic.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

Fuck off you cunt!

You actually made me laugh at this bandwagon :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

Then my work here is done.

*runs off, trying to get that bloody sickly-piss-yellow colour out of his head*

(basstard, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

*punches in the ovaries*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)

*oof*

...waitaminute...

Where did these ovaries come from? I don't remember ordering them at the butchers?

(basstard, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

DO you know what?

It is fucking offal that you didnt know you had them off the butcher!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

You're right, it's an utter s-ham.

I'll have to meat with him. Which is annoying, as on Wednesdays the butcher's absolute bedlamb.

(basstard, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:21, archived)

I tittered a little too

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

Sssssssssssh!

Dont tell anyone! We may be humped by ClanSoul.

For as the great book said;

"For he who shall anger the child, for no reason at all, or he who may garner the response, "THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ^_^", shall perish in molten Oreos!

And Lo, Simon did ask, "But how can we anger the child dear Lord?"

And Lo the Lord did say! "Beware, for you shall never know. Be forever wary, because the Child shall forever come out with utter bollocks, of which you shall never know it's veracity! Therefore, forever be wary! And if you should be so unfortunate as to come across him in a Cunt mood, do speak these words!

"FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE CUNT!

This production was brought to you by the letters C, L, A, N, S, O, U, L, I, S, A, C, U, N & T!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

this is perhaps,

the best post I have ever seen on B3ta.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Oh sorry,

I should have added at the end of it....

Click this if you believe in blah blah blah blah complete and utter bollocks blah blah blah some utter bollocks :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

you're not so different, you and he.

you just have more hair on your chest.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

Have you been spying on me?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

no, you just insisted on posting naked pictures of yourself, against everybody's wishes

I suppose your back's equally hirsute

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

You love it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:15, archived)

no, I don't.

keep your hideousness to yourself, please.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 3:50, archived)

haha

he won't hump me. I don't like in New Jersey with Mofaha :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

It appears that the little turd

only likes Mof and KK

^-^ KE KE KE KE KE bollocks....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

arf

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

LORD, HEAR MY PRAYER

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Shiksa, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

aAAHAHAHa

Oh Christ, that amused me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

NOT THE FIRST YOU HEARD, BUT THE FIRST I EVER WROTE.

NOT THE FIRST, BUT THE OTHERS
WERE A LONG TIME AGO.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE HERE

AND I WANT YOU TO KILL THEM.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

HER, SHE CAN GO QUIETLY, FROM DISEASE OR A BLOW

TO THE BASE OF HER NECK
WHERE HER NECKLACES CLOSE
WHERE HER GARMENTS COME TOGETHER
WHERE I USED TO LAY MY FACE
THAT'S WHERE YOU OUGHTA KILL HER..
IN THAT PARTICULAR PLACE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

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