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[challenge entry] Official
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# give peas a chance
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i see you've got your finger on the pulse
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# She's bean funnier...
:)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# That was a bit half-baked.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# you should be flageloted for that pun.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *gives kingofpork a black eye*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# That's no good,
hit him in the kidneys.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# oh, don't be
one of those haricot heroes
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Do me a fava and stop this punning, will you?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# don't go all mushy on us
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It seems there'snow peas for me here.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# broadly speaking
you shouldn't do things like that
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Careful.
Don't pisum off.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I'd better runner way
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# you're just
green with envy
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Ah, soya finally figured it out.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# now you owe me a drink
pinto lager please.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I can't believe you keep on sprouting out these puns.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ya kidney stop, could ye
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# awww
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Honest
It'snot over really
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# this is in no way a self-referential blog


like I have a girlfriend.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha! nothing good happens after 3am, brilliant!
woo yay
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# finishing at 3.30am??
my nights out are barely started by then
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# some of us have to get up for work
the same month.

/no longer a youth blog
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Love it. Woo!

*clicks*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I cannot remember the last time I was out after midnight
I think I'm getting old :(
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Maybe you were just really, really pissed?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Yes
That'll be it. Thanks for saving my blushes :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# it's never too old to meat Dean
oops'meetdean'
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# so the Rohypnol worked then....
*mental note to self, as we never met and didn't do anything, it is double negative to deny it all*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You Gerry?
Nope, never met you.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# only wish I ....
hush now. Shhhhh.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# you're younger than me!
but i'm not sure i can either.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Term starts tomorrow
I shall have one night like this, then sit in the library for the remaining 8 weeks
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] parp
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I prefer Phish Food.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# christ, i can almost smell the halitosis from here
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# mother?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Guess what I've been working on this week.
Go on, go on, guess.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# micto's mum?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# A carved wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Sweden?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Actually, Sweden needs very little work
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# No,
but Sweden needs to WORK IT...

I'm not sure what I'm trying to say...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# It doesn't matter what we say at this point.
We've already casually insulted the entire country. And Finland.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Well, two down
and about 193 to go...

Which one's next?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Let's stick with this part of the world for now...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Someone else can deal with the Middle East.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Would Israel be
Yah, way! then?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Haha
probably, yes :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Oh, Balls to Finland!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# the engine block of a capri?
edit: don't tell me you've been updating your webste, becasue i will refuse to believe you
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Haha
not updating, not yet, but yes I've been writing some code towards the next version.
I figured if I tried to do everything I wanted before updating, I'd never actually finish. So I've decided to try and put a new page up, and work outwards from there.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# crikey
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Yeah
and when I was brutally honest about it I thought, if it's in the least bit difficult to maintain I won't do it. So I'm trying to fix it so that all I need to do is upload a picture and everything else takes care of itself. It's going pretty well.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Pure LSD by the looks of it.
*fears*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# teefs

woo!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# At least its happy.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I want to see it chewing carrots!
for no reason
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I don't think it's teeth can stand such punishment.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# oh, in that case
*unzips*

edit: oh, tj, anyone have any idea where I can find drivers for a creative prodikeys, it seems creative doesn't acknowledge it's existence as far as I can tell
edit2: scratch that I think I might be able to do somethign
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
*waits quietly to see how long you talk to yourself for*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# bah
didn't work

I've lost the cd for the stupid thing and can't find the driver, without that the musicy keyboard bit is a paperweight

edit: yay! found them

fucking creative, they suck ass, put drivers up for your products! poo heads
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Fackin 'ell
That's worrying.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# facking? you sound like a cockney geezer!
:D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I know.
I don't know what happened there. :/
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Flipping heck!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yay!
What a happy fellow.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Christ!
*fears*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# you leave tuna alone, you.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*admires*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bindump?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha! :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I herd it was good
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Whoever said that
was speaking a load of bull
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# How dairy you
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# That's bullshit.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# would you steak your reputation on that?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Calm down,
I've got no beef with you.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# don't mince words...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Right, I've got t-bone to pick with you.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# now now, let's avoid a rump-us
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# These puns are making me horny.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i'm going to hunt you all down and kill you
and when i show the judge this thread, i'll walk out of court a free man
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I don't think you're serious,
I expect it's just gentle ribbing.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# you're for the chop now
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Oh, you jerky.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# You're very friesian easy with these threats

(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I'm sure he pur-loined some of them.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# He may be talking bullocks
But steer clear of him just in case
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I think I'm imagining whisky,
I could have sworn I could C JD.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You should steer clear of that stuff...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I think you've been out-flank-ed by MadManGrr.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# listen chuck
let's not stew on this
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Cud we stop now

(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I think we should.
It's been milked enough now.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# The puns are just dripping out now

(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I say we put this pun thread on a boat
and scutlet
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# You need to hoof it
and find somewhere to hide
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# that moosic is udderly agrazing.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Little sketch.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# umpa lumpa?
those are some tiny legs, and your guitar seems to have a nipple :D

hello :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# That be not me.
But the guitar is quite badly drawn. :D

Hello.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i like the guitar
im shit at perspective :(
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# If I were to color it,
the guitar is pink, like her hair! :]

And I'm learning. :]
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i love learning :)
haha
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Learning is good.
:D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I like the coat-peg-sized nipples
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# those would be coat-pegs :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That reminds me
of this:

(me at SSG's house)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I clicked to make it bigger
but it didn't work. So I kept clicking. I'm retarded. :]
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# It's small.
This is because SirSandGoblin's house is far away.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Ooh.
This makes a sense.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# what kind of bass do you have mr doghorse?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# It was an old
acoustic bass - a Tanglewood or something; belonged to a mate. I have a Cort and a couple of Vintages.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# my first bass was a tanglewood :D their under estimated
especially the acoustics which are really rather good and affordable
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah. They're OK.
My main acoustic 6-string in the studio is still a Tanglewood. Sounds fine and plays well enough for me (and my spackfingers).
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Nipple stick?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Badly drawn machine-head.
:]

EDIT:
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# boy tits?
sweeeet!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Happy B3taday, chap.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Chaars!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Fancy seeing you here.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# this person is operating a cow from an unusual angle
:)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I see nipples.
Lots of nipples.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Quality Guaranteed
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# BINDUNNN
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you talkin bout me AGAIN?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# well you'll only be bindun
once i've had you.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# true dat
howzit?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# goood
you?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# not bad
still alive despite the bomb scare
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# bomb scare?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# There was this constant "tick tick tick tick" noise
then will smith jumped out from behind a curtain and yelled BOOM!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I wish terrorism worked this way.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# the room SHOOK
SHOOK i tell you
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# aye
was almost evacuated from a pub last night cos there was a suspect package on a bus outside, then they decided they didn't want an omagh on their hands so asked us to stay in the pub instead
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# aah!
also i like your morrissey themed reply to that survey you posted on myspack.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# it's my standard reply
or, the smashed human bone line
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# the latter
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# well yeh,
but i think i've used that a lot recently, so decided to vary it
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# are you a morrissey fan?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i've been known to partake
in his musics

and to attend gigs an hour's drive away from my house with strangers i've met off the interwebs (shouldn't have said that, it'll only encourage you)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# yay!
when i saw him live i managed to get some his shirt.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# haha
my mate tried, but someone tried to knock her out

we got the tickets from a woman at her work, who'd bought them for her husband for his b'day, then found out he was cheating on him, so gave them away :D

right i'm off to try and get my end away :O see ya soon
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# surely if it was a proper bomb scare you should all have run outside and made spooky threatening noises at the bomb?
it's what i'd do
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i was stood next to an exlposives engineer
and he told me not to.

apparently they're quite sociable animals and get more scared by being put in dark places with no-one around
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# HAHA :D
i didnt see this first time round.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# :D
me 2
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# do you mean too?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ..
Yes I doo.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :)
there seems to be a gratifying loathing for Oasis here. Which is nice...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# they've had the occasional
decent track, but they're highly over-rated

as for Oasis...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# TO ICINGLAND!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# This is so cute my eyes imploded!
^-^
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# There is in no way that can end well
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh no!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# EEK!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Yum!
Confectionary pirates!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# many happy b3turns.
ning again everyone :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
I just said in the thread below a top hat is needed, and guess what, a hat that's top which is also a top hat!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# confectionary pirates
are sweet, really.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)
# YES.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Lobbed mine at you hours ago.
www.b3ta.com/board/8300648

Woo and ace as always.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Yarr!
Cheerso
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Just to show off my new boots. :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# you wear cartoon boots?
how weird
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Yes.
Cartoon boots.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
t b
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# OLOLOL
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# silly KK
Box is not chair!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Hahah
I was gonna sit in the box from the boots, but it were too small.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# eep
vanishing tag!!!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah
I tried to fix it, but it vanished, and I am quite the lazy...
Hold on, then. :]
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Nicely done.
The shading on is great :)

Edit: also: that's a strange mistake to make, you should turn the other cheek, living in a glass house
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Thanks.

And, Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat, well of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# only, only, only
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# someone's listening in...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# THAT'S NOT YOU!
you've got pink hair! i've seen it!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Not anymore.
It was blue, which faded to gray, and now it's black, but honestly, I miss the pink. :/
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# you forgot to draw your moustache, but dont worry, i fixed it!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# DIE, YOU DICK

Edit: found it...
www.b3ta.com/board/8043906
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oh, golly!
I plumb forgot! Thanks.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# :D your welcome!
also i like the highlights in the leather on teh boots, very nice.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hahah
and thanks. :]
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# now it just needs an evil cackle to go with it
while twirling of the ends of the stache
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# and a top hat
not a hat that's top, a top hat
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# it could be a top top hat
a top hat that is rather top
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# this sort of hat?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahah
aww
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)
# New shoes is the best feeling
with added socks for the win :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I came
this close to asking for the rainbow-striped knee high socks I saw. But these boots are my payment for tomorrow. So the socks will wait.



Also, too hot for high socks. Hahah
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# someone loves themselves a bit
;)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# HAHAHAH
No, it's like 90-some-odd degrees here. :[
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# speak english woman
farenheit went out with the dinosaurs!

Kelvin or bust
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hahah
Kelvin ftw. :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# This is most awesome.
I like the style!
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# At the risk of being bummed senseless I post this:

and ask this question:
I've been mp3ing my vinyl today and I've got a four track 12" that is obviously Go by Moby
but it's got a black label with nothing on it and a black sleeve with no clues on it either.
Any clues, knowledgeable b3ta types, as to what the mixes are called?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
#
www.amazon.co.uk
is your friend
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# discogs is your friend
you'll hopefully be able to ID it from the diff versions of it on there
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# That was the first place I tried.
I've been tearing what's left of my hair out all day about this.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# fair enough
thankfully all my vinyl are labelled to some degree

need to do a massive recording session soon to get them digitized as mixing with cds is so much easier these days
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# uhhhh
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Aiiieee! No. Thanks anyway.
It looks like this:

edit: and the last track sounds like some new-age smelly-candle-shop shite with a crying baby at the start.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# lemme check mine
could it be this?

Format: 12" vinyl
1. A1 Go (Woodtick Mix)
2. B1 Go (Low Spirit Mix)
3. B2 Go (Voodoo Child Mix)

DOH! 4 track you say.. not this then
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# moby's go, white label mixes.
track 1: sounds like crappy leftover disco
track 2: sounds like crappy leftover disco, but slowed down in an attempt to seem like dub
track 3: wave your glowsticks, you twat! we already sold this to bmw for a tv ad
track 4: haha, you bought a moby record!

i think that's it.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# THAT'S IT!
THANKS!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# you're welcome.
enjoy the tunes.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Lutra pardus


The Extremely rare Japanese Chotter
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I should teach photoshop to people like you
;)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# hee
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I had to optimize it hard
and wasn't that happy with it anyway, this is better:

Clicky for truly epic (~500kb)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Yeah this one.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Lemur-cheetah :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Teach me! Teach me!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Cor blimey
would
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# She's not interested
unless you have a barbed penis...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# micto's...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yes yes tell her I have one
She won't notice until I've put it in and by then it'll be too late
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Nice.

edit: and happy b3taday
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# oooh happy b3ta day!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Happy b3taday mr Ninja! :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# indeed
happy b3taday old bean
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Cheers
*goes back to work on a crappy birthday picture*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Not bad
but I've highlighted areas for improvement

(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# nice sig
haha
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# that's added a whole new level of realism to the pic
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns SFN!
tiger bitches FTW!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# happy b3taday
hip hop hooray
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Heh heh!
...and quality rollover text to boot.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# top stuff!
nice mash
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i wouldn't want one of them swimming up my arse
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# bleedin
fantastic
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Yours below
is ever so slightly better by about a mile fella!

I shall not even abuse your website with this; guess I worked at it to long, it started to effect my eyes.. a common score
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I likes it
I need some vit c - feeling like crap - or maybe a pint of guinness ... *ponders*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)
# The second option
in my books
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Great as always
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Consider your kipper woofed
Nice :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Brilliant!
I've still got the Leopard/meer cat thing as my wallpaper. Best yet in my opinion.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# That is kindness of the highest order
spelt out with words

Thanks :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# eveninininin
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# That's so awesome it hurts.
Woo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# is that why i'm bleeding?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# You'd better hope so.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# you were the one who said lube was unnecessary
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I was assuming you'd pre-stretched.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# i thought you just meant stood up and reached to the ceiling...
oohhhhhhhhh, you mean like that!

ew!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# That's right.
Think goatse.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i try never to think goatse
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# smashing
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# that is a great mash
woo and yay
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Marvelous stuff
Best of all the seals!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Mr Postman been yet?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# nowt as yet
often saturdays we get nothin as I think postie cant be arsed - monday most prob
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ah, I hate it when this happens
I actually found an empty DVD case capable of transporting five as well at work. A happy Monday I hope then!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Mine is so much more seamless
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Wow.
What blending technique do you use?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Blendtec
all the way, baby
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# That's fucking amazing.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# she is so lovely
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)
# that's so seamless i refuse to believe you've shopped it at all
it's not RPS yet, hamtoucher
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# nah
heads have been swapped
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahah
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# superb HD, as ever :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# *makes seal noises while licking own crutch*
*click*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)
# yay!
i likes this a lot, i does
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Superb as ever :)
*clicks*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Great work :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] That famous power trio
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I am all confused
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# clicks
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
#
I can see George and Jean-Paul, but - Ringo?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Ringu
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# They'd be a pretty good combination I reckon
John Paul on bass, presumably, George playing lead, Ringu lady going crazy on the drums, I can picture it.
Didn't photoshop it, though, too hard.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# she's got the hair for it.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaaha
Apple sauce.
Woo!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# George, John Paul and Ringo
V. good.

TJ: Play my Beatles game!

www.b3ta.com/board/8301081
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Hard to think of one involving a cliff.
Got 16, though. I could make a couple of them tenuously do double duty as two songs. That would be 18.
Wait, no - got all 17.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Some of them are doubled up
There will be answers at some point, when more people have seen it. This is the problem with posting on a weekend: limited audience.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I managed to get about 8.
Which I think is quite good, considering I don't own anything by the Beatles.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :)
I tried to make it a well-rounded, fair opportunity for everyone to have fun with it, even those who don't like the Beatles (i.e. me) or this comp.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i got twelve
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# naaanaaanananaaanaaaanaaaanaaaaa
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# lol
But to be fair, all popes look the same to me!!! Can we have a black pope next time?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I want more popes!
and several anti popes.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# but wouldn't they cancel each other out?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# not at all
they just make life much more interesting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antipope

(I know you're probably just kidding)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# next pope is reptilian
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *spangs*
*recovers*
*clicks*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Orange

CFB in colour and with sound
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Fantastic.
Woo!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# heheh woo!!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Creepy and woosome
all in one!

Huzzah!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# spifftastic
as always ! woo to yoo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# spliff?
*craves*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Aiieeee!
www.b3ta.com/board/8115089
I need to get some weed!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# and not wanting to start a new thread to asx this question
Who made that star trek pic with kirk and the different coloured womens he nobs ?

(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# happy toast
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# any ideas about the link in my sig?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# it's family guy
when there's a work softball league match
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# excellent
thanks for that
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Excellent
You and woo go hand in hand
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# i've had her
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# genius as ever
woo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# brilliant! Also, funnily enough
I was listening to Neil Young as I viewed this.

My son thought he recognised the album as he passed by the door.

'Sat Zuma'?, he asked.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# i saw your username
and instinctively hovered over i like this before it had even loaded. who said favouritism was dead? woo!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *om nom nom nom nom*
\o/
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
lovely as ever
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# You're not as scary
as the original man, who reminds me of G-Man from Half Life 2.

However, my point is, you are excellent. Are you famous yet?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# The inevitable end of..


Woo!
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Jesus
H.

Christ


That's terrifying


Thanks for the woo
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# fab-dabby-dozy!
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# THIS IS
PICTURE WIZARDRY!

have one of my woos
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# awesome you made front page of YouTube :)
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Heh hee...
Lovely stuff!

I see there are some deeply intelligent Y.T comments there already too ;)
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Thanks
Having a jolly good laugh at some of them, by people who take the things a little too seriously
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# be thankful its not the American youtube
you've gotten off easy, i think
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# update: some russian bloke just posted a scathing comment
something about "pederasts" and "skull bitches"
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Crumbs
Another Russian sent me a message that had a link to my video and "Fuckin shit" after it.

Bless
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# i think all your stuff is rather
пиздатий
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Thanks
*tries using Babel Fish to translate*

You think my stuff is rather pizdatiy! Aw, fanks!

*blushes*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# The youtube comments...
are almost as good as the animation!

"Fake!1!!!"
(, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Interesting fact about oranges.
Apparently, if you wrap an orange in a wet towel and whack someone with it, you can cause internal bleeding without causing any surface bruises.

A mate at law school told me this today in quite a random context. He said he'd done it to somebody a few years ago and he ended up shitting blood for days.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He only prescribes ketamine and heroin
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I'll have a mixed bag please.
Woo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# at the same time?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecrash!

Woo!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# just ketamine for me thanks
woo x2
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# no sir I don't like it
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# i'll have a line of K and some heroine to go please
woo, very early disneyesque
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that's rather woosome
it reminds me of Dr Steel
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)
# yeeshk my hand is tired and its snoring awakes me
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# not bad but why would you bother?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Well for one thing, it entertained me.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Are you sure you've got the right web-site?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# answer to below
tenprintyes.i.do.twentygototen.org/;

thinking of getting it cut to chin length though
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# That's amazing,
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# MY EYES
MY EYES

but i quite like that
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# nice
personally i cant stand code but woo anyway
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Don't do it, man!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Damn it
I never knew there was meant to be a point to any of the posts on B3ta.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I make all mine to promote world peace,
and stimulate the economy.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Someone should have told me this
Mine are pure self-indulgence.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Mine are mostly pornography for retards.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# And much appreciated it is too.
*rubs thighs*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *Indulges*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Oh God yes.
Excuse me a minute.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# holy mother of fuck
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# you loved it!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# WTF!!!!!
lolololol!!!!1one
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha!
that was a shocking laugh i just did
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# jeez
that sure is fucked
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Thanx Bro.
:D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# ,,,
Jen...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# revenge
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Damn
Now I have cofee all over the keyboard.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)
# and there's nothing wrong with that at all
link?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Because it's quality
what else?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# meh
i like weird stuff me i do
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# must've took ages
i have no patience.

+ very nice stuff.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# That really is rather woo
Yay to snoring hands keeping you awake!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
#

(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# hi, i'm Zanks foot
watching this made me fall asle..........

(*click*)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Did you draw all those on individually,
or add them with photoshop or something?
Either way it's a goodun!
:D

p.s. Why do you insist on using image shack when the board has built in image hosting capabilities?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Very Nice
But where do all the Zs go?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# that is
phat
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Must be a bad photo,
in reality he's pretty skinny.

Elefant, farmacy, fotograf and fosforous.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i got a new camera
you cant tell whether im skinny in that and yes they are all drawn then rubbed out then drawn again
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ace
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# they always look a little off balance to me
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# He doesn't need to balance!
He's snuffling for truffles!
And is awesome! *click*

That reminds me actually, does anybody have a good high res copy of that hairless rat pic that was the source for 'rattenburg' thye could direct me to? (sry to TJ)

edit: *smiles winningly and flutters eyelashes a lot*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Here ya go.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# AAAARRRRRRGGGG
Rickrolled!

can't believe it grrrr
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# i like this very much

woo!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
#
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clones.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Ah yes, most elegant of the Suidae
Wonderfully seen here
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# love it
hehe
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Binbags?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# *bangs head off wall*
i hope you're proud of yourself, sonny!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# oh god it hurts
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Christ!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# The Bradawls?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Oh lordy - is this what we've become?
*spangs*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Please, somebody de-ris me :(
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# What do those tools have on them?
And what is this weeks compo?
Oh, and get ready to spang.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
Somebody please hit me with something
*blushes*
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I'll cock you.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I'll be watching this at 8pm on Channel 4.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't like to see her naked.
Is that wrong?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# A minor technicality
that is all
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# It's nothing a bit of self-blinding can't cure.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Sex needn't be a naked affair
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I suppose that's a less drastic way of doing it.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# why the feck not
lovely soft lady curves, mmmmmmm
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# phwoar
Photobucket
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# "can you milk it?"
I think you can agree that you can
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# wasn't that a tribe called quest song?
Can i milk it?

YES YOU CAN!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# hahahaha
That would have been a better song!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

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