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# Wishing for Sodoor


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# worth its own thread?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# No
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# yes
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# schmergschmergmermschmergmermschmergschmerg

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# make sense etc.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# "TRAIN OPTIONS"
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# She lied!
I see no options
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# JUST FUCKING EAT IT.

Why the shit does everything have a serving suggestion on it?

A.. A.. BOWL? I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO USE THAT.
I'm angry about this.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# EAT THE SPOON
EAT IT!!!! EAT IT!!!!

ning pineapple
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# CEREAL?! WITH MILK?! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS.
I'm going to do lots of these until my anger subsides.

Fuck the new compo, this is my compo.

And 'ning.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# cereal with beer - try it
frosties work well
I do like the fact that serving suggestions is just the product floating in space for some foods
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Just in case the astronauts get confused.
"DUDE. PHYSICS DOESN'T WORK HERE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO"

"CHILLAX MAN, LOOK AT THE BOX"
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# point well made.
DRINKING SUGGESTION: use mug.

Photobucket
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# MUG?
I WAS GOING TO JUST SLURP IT THROUGH MY TEAT.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# HOLY SEXUAL AROUSEMENT!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Of course you wouldn't have thought of that. You're too stupid. ;]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Dick.
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# Bitch.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I think it's more for the thicko's
To let them know that because it's on the box, you do not have to eat it that way!
It is merely a suggestion.

Nice pic.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# liability
damn yanks,
but nice pic :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Ate what?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Resist by always disobeying the serving suggestions.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ratcream™
From the makers of Catsoup™
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# "Just one Cornratto"
"Give it to me"
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# "Delicious ice cream"
"From the undercityyyy"
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
#
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# They have to do it for legal reasons,
or they can be sued by tards for not including milk, a bowl and spoon in the box.

The funniest example of this I have seen was a tub of ice cream, the label design on which was a man serving ice cream cones from his stall. And they still have to put 'serving suggestion' on that, in case some prick decides to throw a strop over not getting a box of tiny ice cream man.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# 'Punch your lights out, hit the pavement

That's what I call entertainment.'
I have been listening to the new MSI album on repeat. It's awesome. :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# MSI ARE ALWAYS AWESOME
BraynDedd and SpringySunshine went to see them live and wore MSI t-shirts to the cambridge bash, and I just wanted to fuck the brains out of both of them.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Fact.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# YES!
I saw them on Saturday. Jimmy Urine sang some Kylie Minogue. It was freakin' amazing. Also, I own an MSI tshirt. ^_^
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Who's this now, Ted?
do they play the lute?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Hurdy Gurdy, in fact.
MSI stands for Malsclischhen Saldringür Internatschionalle, and they are Eastern Estonia's second most popular swing-traditional-folk band.

Or something.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Wait...
a hurdy gurdy is a real instrument??
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Damn right it is!
And it's AWESOME.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Fix your link, darling.
Hahaha ^_^

EDIT: That's awesome!! :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# don't know what you might mean by that!
*whistles innocently*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# oh yes
it's got a creepy but great sound
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# excellent
they're not these Mindlesssel Findulge NCE chaps then?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# MFN?
Nah, they're rubbish.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# MSi ( Mindless self indulgance?)
I have been listening to ska as its sunny :)

Edit: and why does the guy have a redex on his face?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Aah.
I was listening to ska yesterday, because I wanted to skank. I suck at it, but it's fun. ^_^

EDIT: I dunno. I was being an arty retard. ;]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Skanking is easy peasy
and there are alot of girls not wearing much as the sun is out - god I love uni :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# For ska
and girls not wearing much, go to Summer Camp Out.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# that in yankland?
Im spending summer in a lab making granules and getting paid nicely for it
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Yeah.
They actually do it in Jersey. Along with Bamboozle and Warped Tour, those are the only good BIG concerts we get. Summer Camp Out is a huge outdoor concert with loads of ska bands, almost always Reel Big Fish, sometimes The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, sometimes the Toasters, etc. :]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Woah that sounds like a good hoot
I wish there were more decent things over summer all we got that I like is reading/leeds (but thats rapidly becoming the NME festival which is gay) and slam dunk in leeds which doesnt have that great a lineup
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Yeah.
I never been to a summer concert over there. I wanted to go to reading last year or the year before. And one year I wanted to go to the V festival. I think. I am now in the process of looking for a summer job though, so I can buy my own concert tickets and merch and whatnot. x]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I went reading 04-06
the line-ups have been getting progressivly worse imo - last years was wank - but over the years i ended up alot more drunk and alot more mashed so the quality of the weekend was never lost :)
Festivals are well worth it tho - alot of the campsite fun is more memorable then some of the bands
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Yeah.
It would be cool if Bamboozle had a campsite, but it was in the parking lot of the Meadowlands, which is ginormous. Some people who came from out-of-state camped in their cars, though.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# tents FTW!!!
cold dank smelly tents are great to wake up in - and with the morning yo get ice cold beer to quench your thirst :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Not me.
Hahahah. They check ID hardcore at a lot of festivals here, because a lot of kids my age go. Although I hate the taste of alcohol anyways. I did get beer in my hair though. Not so much refreshing.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# thats a bit shit
spose since its not a campsite you dont get people bringing in lots of crates and the such - in 06 i think i had 4 or 5 crates with me - Beer is gooooood
:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# It makes no sense to me.
They sell bottles of beer (plastic bottles, and they take the top) for $7.75 at Bamboozle. And water is $4.50. And people get halfway through the drink, then they throw it into the pit and hit someone (often me) with the bottle, and the drink spills everywhere. Seems like a waste to me.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# its probably piss in the bottle tbh
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# No.
It was definitely beer.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# No, no, no.
The beer first thing in the morning is to stop the hangover developing.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# well to continue the constant level of drunkeness
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# Exactly.
I normally get carried away the first night, and then keep a consistent level of happy drunkenness for the rest of the weekend.
Followed by a monster hangover when I get home.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Na thats for the drive back
Im pretty sure i nearly fell asleep at the wheel on the M25 - thank god it was bank hol and moving slower then a snail
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Ah, I always cram into a train to get home.
I'm pretty sure I'd crash if I had to drive home.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Did train in 04 - broken collarbone - not so fun
drove in 05 and in 06 my bro drove back Im glad I fell asleep not so witness how terrible his driving was
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# gah,
wish i lived on campus again (just for that reason)

may head up tomorrow to revise, get me away from the distractions of the web
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# s'not a redex
s'a blackex :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# pfffft
MSI would be a good tv show over here

Manchester Scene Investigation
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Monkey Suicide Injection?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# No.
But that's an AWESOME band name. :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# You and your krazey bands!
(that I have never heard of)

;)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# My music leaves something to be desired!



(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Really?
That makes me sad. I think that everyone should be absolutely in love wih their music collection.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I like it,obviously!
But it's mainly mainstream,charty stuff.
Charty stuff means rock that charts not that pop shite.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Ooooh.
Hahah. I have a good amount of radioEmo, so that's okay. :]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Phil collins and men at work?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I do own some Phil!


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I was watching some men at work earlier on youtube
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Men at work could be good....
And it's 25 years old....free to download....
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# colin hays solo stuff is rather good
nice and chilled :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:25, archived)
# yay me too
makes me smile :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hooray!
What is your favorite track, do you think?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# tricky as they are all FAB
I've just tried to see which one is swimmming around my head in the background constantly but it seems to be an amalgamation of half a dozen tracks, I'm gonna have to turn it on again but it probably won't help!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hahahah
I know that feeling. I have had Prescription and Get It Up stuck in my head for a while, though. Hahah
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# when the noises in my head go quiet
it is usually Get It Up that starts my internal cacaphony again :D
Can't play music until small child awakes :(
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# well I say small child
today he believes he is a POLAR BEAR and has been maiming me somewhat.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Aww.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Violence isnt all that bad
sometimes it can be fun.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Ooh cool :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Thank you.
I am thinking you need to listen to the new MSI album, actually.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That I shall.
I will obtain it.
Somehow.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I can send you some of the best tracks later.
And I am also nearly done with my piece of longcat.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay! :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# It am finished.
Lemme sign on and I'll give you it...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Yay :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# i'm having a listen to some MSI at the moment
as I keep hearing people belming about them but I've never heard any of their stuff.
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# Aaah.
Well good choice. They win. :D
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#
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# I know a few people with that last name.
And Tang, as well. Hm.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Heartburst
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Ooh! brilly fab!



(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I haven't seen you in a veh veh long time
and this more than makes up for it :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# been working non stop,
I coach trampolining, gymnastics and parkour.

On sunday i tore a load of ligaments in my back and am stuck at home, therefore much drawyness shall commence this week :-)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# You coach Hooded coats with furry linings?
What is Parkour?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Free running
yootoob it.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# He should join the care bears
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Tis the season...
...for duck sex. They're at it already by the pond outside my office window.

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# And you're watching them at it!
Are you, perchance, anywhere near a pub called the "Dogging Duck"?

Subtle word play, incidentally - nice.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Read this and weep/laugh inappropriately
www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home

"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the Mallard Anas platyrhynchos"
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# What?!
I thought the penguin rape video was bizarre
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Yep,
read that one. A classic paper if ever there were one.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
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# mario online?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# is it the Consolations of Boethius?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Catchtortoiseinfishingimplement?
Not familiar with that one....

Woo :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I know I'm a pedantic gimptard
But wouldn't it work better with Maid Marian?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# mario-net sounds more like it than marion-net to me
you pedantic gimptard.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Mario-Net!
Woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Now that's just silly.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# i can see the dangers involved here
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Har har
Click
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# hehe
poor Herman
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
'bye all, i'm off to the mother's for some free chippy tea.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# adios have a nice chippy tea
:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# noon discosteaks
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# i shall
char siu chow mein ftw
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# haha
wrong 'un always gives me a giggle
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hehe
Serves him right, always thought they look fecking creepy.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also would have accepted; Raver shoved in a filing cabenet.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Or Teddy Roosevelt
for whom the Teddy Bear was named. ;]

Woo, and *click*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] End of tea break pun...


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# :D
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# haha!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha Still Game?
Sconio, oh sconio.....
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# TOAP-
Tastic baby!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You shall fit in well here
Welcome :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# mmmmMMMM
*licks lips*

/just had scones
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# But "Gone" doesn't rhyme with "bone" :/
:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# SHUSH SOUTHERNER
YOU ARE ALL OF THE GAY

LOL
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# You're not necessarily southern if you pronounce it like that.
YOU'RE JUST WRONG.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] 'kin 'ell you kant!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# can I be frank with you
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# What a shirt....What a hat....
With this sartorial elegance sir, you are spoiling us...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hahahaha
terrible
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# sorry for the topicalness


but i've been on holiday.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# who's the puppet master?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# heavens above it'll probably be cameron
good help that he ever get to number 10, it'll be like a tory boys club.

saying that, i'm no fan of brown either.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# not a fan of cameron or brown myself
british politics is in a bad way in my eyes, as i'm fed up with all 3 major partes
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Oh, it'll be topical until he's killed us all!
or we all leave...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# nicely
done!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Topical you say?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# :D
Woo!

Welcome back!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit late for the compo, but I've been ill
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# oof
ha ha
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# zing
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Ouch
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Alicebot is a saucier than Lisa
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I demand to know more about the Benefits of Membership
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You get to hide your bowling pin.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ooh, interesting!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Also uglier and has a shitty attitude
I bet she's got skiddy knickers too.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Skiddy in the front or the back?
O_o
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# both
She's into her 2nd week in 'em
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Musky
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yellow and brown!!!!



(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# bee stains!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
I'm SO glad I read this post before I started on my beefburger

:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# She looks bloke-ish to me!


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Don't tell Ronaldo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Dandelion and Burdock / Monitor interface scenario.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ha!
more specific than 'a bowling pin'? That's pretty specific.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I have no idea what this is about
But -er- woo?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# aw
you're so sweet

what did the dentist say then?

*strokes*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I may have to lose a tooth
But they can't x-ray me to find out :(
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# so major face pain until the baby's born then?
bummer

*strokes some more*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Nope, temporary filling
But still bummer :(
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# that's not so bad then
*stops stroking*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Oi! Stop stopping!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# i thought you hadn't noticed i was doing it
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I always notice ;)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *strokes*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *purrs*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# aw
home time
*smooches*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *pouts*
Get home and force feed her some vindaloo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Is it 1998 all over again?

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Alicebot: That depends.
Is 1998 all over again important to you?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# In the 90s we were wired and well connected
Put it all down on technology
And lost everything we invested.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Stop!
I'll have to go and bloody listen to that now. :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hooray!

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# true!
I'm listening to it right now...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0eDpsROSvQ
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Saw them for the first time a couple of months back
Fucking fabulous!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Excellent! I'm jealous...
Seeing the Black Lips for the first time tomorrow. Should be fun - garage 60s psychedelia, kind of thing...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I saw one of these in my garden earlier.

I tried to catch it but it got away.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# take less drugs
or more drugs
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I ate one in my sandwich earlier.
It's strangely metallic. YAYTOYOU,SIR.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# wowee
nice
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That's
rather woo :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# i tried your cutters choice
in the spirit of scientific inquiry and the awful stuff tastes and smells like vinegar. its horrible.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# CHICKINS!!
:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# :D
these pictures are great, can you make a blog and put all of them on there please, or better still post one to me everyday in the mail and i will colour them in and stick them on bedroom wall
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# you
need to get a job designing for Alessi...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# fab!
:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# vicious wee beasties
mind your fingers when feeding
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Gaaaah!
A poisonous honk!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I really wish there was an animal called a Poisonous Honk
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# It would have to live in the deepest and darkest of jungles!
Or Baisingstoke
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# snoose!
i love him so!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Haha :D
I wish those were real
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# they would be so dangerous they'd only exist in australia
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
That made me do a real lol =)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ooh I like this
they're both vicious in their own right..miserable bar-stards..
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I hope you didn't use these geese to breed that...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent!
Did you ever hear Fred Dibnah saying "Cunt" on tv?
Have a look here On the video player thingy about 50 secs in!!!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# yeah they're right cunts
when i go past them they're hissing and all that.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's all true.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# haha!
they hiss when they're angry, snake-geese.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Honk!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ohhh that's just reminded me of a pet peeve....
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# go on then.
is it the fact that that is what specific actually means?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# But look at the pic....it's a specific ocean.


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# it doesn't say specific ocean
it says specific, with the definition of specific under it
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# It is, however,
specifically the Pacific Ocean. It's pacified in the file name.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yes I know,
but it doesn't take a genius to work out the joke is Pacific. ;)
Actually I messed up and typed specific instead of Pacific, but it still kinda works!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ah
it would have made more sense if it had said pacific
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# A pacific pet peeve?


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *grinds teeth*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# sometimes being a pendant makes life tough
:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Every time that I am pedantic
my dad always says "Stop being such a pident"

It takes incredible restraint to prevent myself from correcting him...
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I've already
had a moan about that :P
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I hate it when people get that wrong
If somebody tells me something Pacifically then I always take them literally: that they're kinda peaceful and laid-back about it, not really bothered.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Knob - and indeed - jockey
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Forgetting he isn't funny, shirley?


(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Is the sequel
Terry Pratchet is forrgetting?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# PUT THE PRATCHETT DOWN.
*defends to the hilt*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
He won't remember!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you're mean.
although i like your sig.
zorak ftw!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# that's the sequel
scores a 10 in the "shut up you talentless mother cunt fuck shit dick face" category.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# i really want to punch till there is nothing but a bloody pulp left.
is that wrong?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# nope
it's the only sane and rational reaction when that cunt's face gets plastered all over the media, and he isn't in the least bit funny.

I feel exactly the same!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# End of day doodle.
Post-bath Kat....and Leonard.

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Is that the altenative to licking her bits?:P
woo
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# If you want to lick her bits
you go right ahead
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] She's got platypus all over it!
Platypus: Interesting genital hairstylings.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *fawns*
*is slightly *disturbed*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# yaay Leonard :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# are you trying to make me gay?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# showing me sexy pictures of other wimmins like this.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I shall change my name to: The Corrupter.
:)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# do so.
also, give me fair warning if you ever decide to post a naked scarlet. i will leave the room till she's gone.


maybe.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Oooh, that am lully
I love Leonard and I want a plushy one. Make it so.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# you are JLP
AICMFP
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Woo as ever!



(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# lovely.
nice platypus... is it?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Clean kitty.
This brings wonderful thoughts of joy to my mind.

I guess this is how she cleans, not lickking her croth area with her tounge like those dirty catsn hussies.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Platty-Cam
Your mission: Install a hidden camera in this platypus. ...YES! It's for legitimate government business!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# top shading technique!
Lovely all round :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# this reminds me of something
some c20 american artist
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Edward
Hopper?

woo to the pic!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# YES!
you cultured thing
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ha! thanks...
I do love his paintings.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# nighthawks
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# that's the one.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# An american artist made of
Carbon 20?

How bizarre.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I had hoppers picture in mind while doing it
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# It works a treat!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# many woos
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Nice
It looks like the setting for the opening of a detective novel.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Yay, click for big this time as well!
These are really nice :)
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ta :)
that's even better in the massive sized. me likes.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# This is very good indeed
:D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Very good
like that lots.
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Salvadore Dali Lama
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *subscribes to ethos*
Woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# "An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
and the entire world would be made of giant mechanical herons"
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *rides mechanical heron to Tesco to pick up a pint of milk*
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# bloody hell, that's a subtle mindfuck
well done, you! :D
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Cheers me duck!
Here's one I made earlier...The DIY Llama

(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# OH HAI
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# yays
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ivesb?
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# very clever...
woo!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# haha
Grand!
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

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