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i finally got photoshop again

'ning everyone

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

yay and ning (even though I'm going, so g'bye)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Fucking Vista

asking me every 2 minutes for approval. Whiney bastard.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

just got a new laptop

and turned down the chance to have vista. I seem to have made the right choice... but I still think I'll end up regretting it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

Only when everything stops being XP compatible

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

No you didn't really.

Vista is fantastic. It's just different and takes some getting used to. Also some people have not learned to have a partition for the OS and the OS only and then to install everything else on another partition. The OS partition is well protected against data loss and so every program that has to write to that partition needs permissions which are not the default. Install it all on a second partition and no more permission woes.
Since SP1 there really is no reason not to use it. I have Ultimate 64 bit and 32 bit on 2 machines and XP pro on another, the XP machine now does nothing more than run BOINC 24 hours.

I get pissed off at people slagging things off when they clearly have little knowledge of them or worse they are too dumb to use them correctly.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

This is a nonsense.

Windows is supposed to be easy to use. You shouldn't have to be expected to know how to partition a disk in order to use it with less hassle.
The fact is, Windows just isn't easy for people to use. That's why people get frustrated with PCs and think they're prone to crashing or being fucking awkward. It's usually not the PC but the Microsoft OS.
I'm not saying that other OSes don't crash or that you need to have some technical knowledge to use, but I think it's cheeky to charge so much money for something that doesn't do what it's supposed to do.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

I don't know

where the idea that OS's are supposed to be easy to use comes from. I know Microsoft's mission is to make them easier and more trouble free for the end user but at the end of the day they are a complicated piece of kit and need technical know-how to operate properly, that goes for Ubuntu, OSX or Windows.
Windows Vista happens to be far superior to XP in terms of end user friendliness.
regardless of the cost of an OS, it is common knowledge that you don't have to pay for one if you don't want to.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Well

you do have to pay for Windows if you're running a business or you're in trouble if FAST or whoever want to audit you.

Microsoft have always implied that their products are easier to use, secure and stable. The security and stability bits are blatant lies. The implication of user-friendliness is suspect. They spend millions of dollars a year on 'user friendliness', but always seem to be a year or so behind other software developers (both commerical and open source) that actually do improve the interfaces.
Take IE for example. Everyone else used tabs in the browser because they're more efficient and intuitive. However Microsoft's response (before adding them to IE) was that "if users wanted tabs in their browser, they would have told us." Which is bizarre considering how much they're meant to spend on research into interfaces rather than just sitting there waiting for people to demand new features.
Have they even introduced virtual workspaces yet? They increase desktop efficiency, but they weren't implemented even in XP.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

I was talking about the OS

and IE is a browser. Virtual desktops have been available since the first power toys release for XP.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

is an integral part of the Windows OS these days.
But the research into human/computer interfaces they spend all that money on includes the Windows OS too, and has very little to show for all the time and money.
XP may have introduced virtual desktops, but they've been available for at least a decade more than that on other OSes.

I'm not advising people not to use Windows. As you say, other OSes also need some (or a fair amount of) technical knowledge too. It's just that Microsoft don't seem to realise that their product is somewhat crap.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

Nonsense

You shouldn't need different partitions. The system files should just belong to root and the user should not have a root account. Unix has had it right for decades, but MS still fucked up at copying it.

The Vista start menu is terrible, they messed up explorer, notepad still can't deal with unix line endings, You still get that retard "Find program using web service" dialog when you open a file with an unknown extension, it churns through the hard disk like crazy for no apparent reason etc. etc.

(Potatoman, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

I think most of that

is personal issues with you not liking the way things are done. You only know of different ways by using different products.
It works fine for me. When I can have every piece of software I need and use running perfectly on my unix box I might start treating it as more than an interesting experiment.

You don't need separate partitions, I'm just stating that this is a way of making Vista less annoying by it requiring permissions from you before it does something that might be harmful on the root disk.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

If they did copy Unix's permissions system

no old Windows software would work at all. That wouldn't go down well.

The Vista start menu (and in a similar fashion, Firefox 3's bookmarking system) is far superior to XP's in my experience. So much so that I had to install Launchy on XP because the Start Menu seems so backward.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

damn, that really pissed me off...

had to turn off that feature after 20 mins of getting my new pc

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

haha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

hehe

Virus
Intrusion
Spyware
Trojans
Adware

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Kaiser, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

I thought it was just the way you were standing!

Wooh

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

i am sad because vista decided that my piracy is bad

and has fucked me over with an update :(

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

vista?

the only o/s which has the insular definition reversed by reality.

Oh wait no we have windows too, tho

(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:48, archived)

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Kaiser, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

Obama E. Newman

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

B.O.!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

hahaha

this is awesome

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

That is ace

TJ:
Im surprised at the choice of image used in an article on Cambridge urging investment banks to hire more women
www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/uni-vids/cambridge-urges-investment-banks-to-hire-more-women/
Apparently they earn more money but then stuff it up their mimsy

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

cash cunt!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

after what I've seen on here, I don't like the look of that octopus either

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

"Spread betting"

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

it was her first night at the strip club

and she was taking all the small change.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

What, him? Worry?

Woo!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:54, archived)

hahhaha, that is brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

How Mad !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Ooooh I say

A squirrel covered in makeup, as I'm going to see Eddie Izzard tonight! Yay.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

Yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

YAY FOR YOU!

I hope it's a Definite Article rather than a Sexie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

He hasn't been out this way to do a gig since the Sexie tour!

I'm excited.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/Mars

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:52, archived)

YES

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

FAB!

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

Oh my. Looks a bit like my gran, that does.

Maysherestinpeace

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:52, archived)

She looks so hot in red !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

I'll juuuust sneak this in before it falls off the board

Click for bigger (98KB)

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)

By demand :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Perky.

How are you today JJ?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I'd fuck that

post-it

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

she loves his barbed penis.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

^ this

internal bleeding FTW

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Topless = better.

I think that's one of my more all-encompassing rules.

PUT THAT SHIRT DOWN BIGGINS. NOT YOU. Winner, you go and sit with Biggins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

prepares...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

Aims...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

*gets out really big weapon of some description*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

Fires

don't say I didn't warn you
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61839/1208354351/1001407.JPG

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

*hangs coathanger off it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

Puts coat on the coat hanger

{Grins}

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

Leather?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

With Buckles

And Studs
and Thongs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

i think you should start living by that rule.

and posting pictures of it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

May I direct sir to my 40K celebration

to name but one of my forays into interslutting?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

but that was all paintmashed

wasn't it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:52, archived)

Well, shop, but yes.

I can't just run around with my lallies out for your delectation. What'd the neighbours think?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

Sod the neighbours

Think of the clicks you'd get!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Clicks do not dignity make.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Who needs dignity

Does dignity pay the rent?
Does dignity put food on your table?
Doies dignity put it's arm round you and give you a cuddle when you're cold?

But Norks....

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

Norks don't have arms....

Anyway, bye all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

Ok Ok

I was stretching it a bit on the Cold/Cuddle angle

and I respect your decission not to go topless.
honest.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

but you can sail away

on a ship called dignity

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

shoots winner

so biggins doesn't have to sit next to the twat

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

To be fair

Biggins isn't much better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

i quite like him

he's quite funny, just a shame he had to do that shite show to get more panto bookings

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

Anthro-boobs!

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

story of my life.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Man

I really want a bowl of frosties now

(Plog, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

Cootchy cootchy coo coo !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

Popular demand?

My demand was that you fixed it for me to be a pilot. I don't see how this drawing helps.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

You're unpopular.

;)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

Am I so?

How do you explain that I have a friend? Yes, one whole actual friend!
Here's a photo: my friend.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

Phroaww

She looks a bit shiney. A little slippage then?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

Too subtle?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely done

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

in no way

is this too subtle

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Where's my randomburn!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

*bums*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

s'not there yet? I sent it last Thursday

it has treats inside. :)

On another note, I've not received one either except from one /talk boarder. It was a fail as she sent them through email as she could not afford the post. (bless)

It's just not the same as getting something in the mail... ):

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

I've sent 4 out, didn't get an address for the fifth...

but am yet to recieve one :(

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

Please let me know when mine makes it to you, even if you hate it

also, nice sig

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

Will do!

At least I know it's on it's way now.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

I have a couple of spare randomburn cds here if you want one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:57, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

splendid!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

most excellent!

and not too subtle either, spot on!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Speed up to zombification !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Yes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

In 2 hours

and what are 2 hours after a 19 years wait

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 21 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

Random Pic

Random pic for u peeps

(Virulent, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

/mictolink

That's better.

Also: mmm-mmmm-mmmm-mmm

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

Awwww...

and we were having such a good n00b week...

EDIT wtf? link is now pic.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

we were?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Yeah

Eastanglianswine and Duff Paddy have both come up with some good stuff, and there's a nice n00b on /links who found the Korean version of Animal, so generally yes. And now that the link has become an image, I'm inclined to include Virulent in that bracket as well.

Just as soon as he optimises...

/fluffeh

EDIT hang on - is this leeched?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Hi.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Haha, nice.

Welcome.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

^this

tis a tad big

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

Blame it on the Basa Nova

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

OH what's this artist called?

My mum LOVES her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

Beryl Cook

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

THANK YOU.

Proper tip of tongue time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

Valin

and I think he's a bloke...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

Blame blame blame . . .

Fernando Botero !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

i dunno

but i like paula rego's work as an artist.

tracy emin can fuck right off though, i find her tedious.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

:( She told me she thought you were a super special bunnywunnikins.

And she wanted to kiss your little toeses.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

gah!

stop, you'll give me nightmares, she probably want to make a tent with my name stitched all over it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

Snuggly wugglying in her little tenty-wenty thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

arrgghhhhhhh

*rips eyes out*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

*makes kissy noises*

Her tache rubbing against your top lip.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

One loves a spot of housework

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Tippy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

*glees*

That made me smile...and for that you can have a WOO and a YAY :D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

heehee - lovely

she's busy today.
I nearly shat my pance at the front page.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

She looks like she should be in a Bounty advert

yay!

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

i want a bounty now

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I accidentally bought a bounty once.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Did you get half way though eating it

and realise it was kitchen roll, not a coconutty chocolate bar?

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

It's twice as absorbent

as other coconutty chocolate bars.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

*giggle*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

Hahah! Joy!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Just coughed coke everywhere

missed my laptop though :D

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Whee !

Dance Betty !

Woo !

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

she can do mine, then

i hate it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

I wonder how long she can keep that up for?

hehehe, excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

She sure does!

WOO

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

i shall always give this a woo

as i still feel a little guilty after my initial reaction to it

/needs new glasses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Aah a sympathy woo.

Thanks :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

hehehe - very good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

*does the Lizzah dance*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

Why is nobody bothered that she appears

to be about to wash a saucepan with a toilet brush?

One is disgusted. :)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

And when she's finished, a relaxing sit-down with her fav book

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

for a moment

I thought that was "Ruling for dummies".

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

is she dropping the heirs off at the pool?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

she loves my visual interpreation

on how to get a homosexual to fuck your girlfriend.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

my sister

told that joke to a bar full of Americans in NooYawkNooYawk. It was the funniest silence ever, until the Irish contingent laughed.

Merkins seem not to like it when you shout cunt.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

hahaha splendid!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Faster!

Faster faster!

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

This chap's certainly getting his message across

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

woo

i just saw that on bbc too

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

can you do us a link?

Searching 'scrabble' didn't help

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

bbc news pictures of the day

now o can't find it :-(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

there ya gan pet

newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44676000/jpg/_44676431_scrabble_pa220.jpg

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 21 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

13 points with a triple word score!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

heheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

'A' worth 8?

That'd make for some easy points in a game...

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

well spotted :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

I'd buy it!

Click for bigger (72KB)

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Bill Cosby's looking PIMPED

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

pfffffffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

\o/ Dix!

Alreet, guvnor?

Edit: be like that, then.

:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

My dad fancied the pants off Tina Turner

I don't see it myself. Although she has fantastic legs for a gal of her age.

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

My dad did as well!

Now he's impotent...
See what she does to ya :P

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

It's lovely that you know about your Dad's erectile disfunction

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

My mam sent me to get something out their room...

It was in his bedside cabinet.
Upon opening the door a box of viagra fell out.
He sat and had a man to man chat with me after that.

quite embarasing really

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

I've got some viagra.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

I had some,

but it got stuck in my throat and I ended up with a stiff neck.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

BOOMBOOM

I'm too scared to take it. I know it's an unfounded fear, but I don't want my clit to explode.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

That would be an interesting experiment

*puts on scientists white coat and fetches clipboard*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

I think if I have to have a scientist present

then my favourite scientist shall get almightily upset if they're not the one with the clipboard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

i'm a scientist

well, i like to mix things up, anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

You have half and I'll have half.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

© Barry Cryer 1998

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

I also had some viagra eye drops

they make you look hard

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

Legs upto his

armpits?

:P

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

aye, she does

Not too sure about The Tomb of Ike Turner located at the Y, though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahahafuckingha!

tea meets monitor by way of a lol-fit!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

The Ineptibles...

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Ninj, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Is that anne widdicombe?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

I most...

...certainly is. She's gradually morphing into Margaret Rutherford!!

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Ninj, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Seriously, is that anne widdicombe?

It looks a lot like her, but I fail to see why she'd be there with a bunch of labour cabinet members...

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Her face...

...just fitted a treat me thought ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Because

they're all a bunch of privatising, CBI-arsekissing right wing cnuts?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

whats that time to pea already?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

The Impossibles?

Woo!

Edit: Doh! The Ineptibles, of course!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

The In Oppositions

before too much longer...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Very !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Lol, politics

Has there ever been a political party that people have actually said, "hmm, they're doing a very good job, hurrah"?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

The German National Socialist Party always seemed to get a good press.

Well, the Daily Mail liked them...

/controversial blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

hahaha

Darling's the best one :) lol

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

I want Ruth Kelly DEAD.

I want her family DEAD.
I want her house burnt to the GROUND!

*and breathes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Eeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Fuck a trumpet

run! Save yourselves

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

The phrase "Fuck a trumpet"

Fills me with glee.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Seconded.

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

She off to the loo for a royal bean-flick?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

*bokes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

great magazine :D

/£ blog

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Have you got the money in your hands yet?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

nope

but I've got the play.com vouchers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Groovy!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

i may or may not also have been paid off

either way i cannot discuss it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

arf!..why not

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

i am not able to say

maybe because i signed a contract to that effect, or not. It's all one big flipping mystery

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

hmmm ok then

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

...would buy again A++++

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

they might be talking to rob soon...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

Arrrrrrgh !

Her Maj is getting scarier by the second !

Woo !

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Balls !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

that's her mating face!

run for your lives!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Blokey Kitty......with a sword.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Not NEARLY topless or subservient enough.

Still lovely though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

JJ or the cat?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

The cat.

Like JJ'd ever take his top off for little ol' me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

He did for me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

You're prettier than I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

pfffft!

_Duh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Precious, bonny little lovelypot, that's what you are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

I saw a video of myself the other day

and I didn't like it much . . . but my fingers surprised me . . .
kinda nimble looking

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

It didn't burn your neck, did it?

You play similar instruments to me, except better and a wider range. I can only imagine you're digitally FABULOUS.

Digitally in the old sense, none of your new-fangled technologiwiddershins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

*strokes chin*

I am lacking in 1337 ski11z0rz but I might be able to arrange an e-version of us playing at TLH's birthday party . . .
seeing as you are giving my ego a full-on blow job rather than merely stroking it C]:0D

seeing as you are giving my ego a full-on blow job rather than merely stroking it C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

I would like to see this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

mebbe . . . but don't hold your breath . . .

It might be quicker to invite you to her next one
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

You'll like the comic he'll appear in, then.

First time you see him, he's in a meeting with some similarly built felines..... said meeting being held in a sauna.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

He's lovely, he really is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

he is.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

You are

*pushes and runs away giggling*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

*stands there going red, looking all lanky and awkward*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Don't worry, I know you'll never love me.

*gets out the violin*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

*steals bow and plays a tune on your ladyparts*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Is this love?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

Theme from Jaws.

Play it in your head and tell me I should pick a different tune. :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

You shit, I'm giggling at my desk and can't explain why.

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

\o/ :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

Looking forward to the end of the month?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

No, he hates his menses.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

He loves bleeding out of his

big furry man-cunt though.

Sorry, don't know where that came from.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:11, archived)

*imagines bear-like orifice

cooool

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

I'm not imagining Dix from the waist down

I've still got a bit of work to do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

You could play flange for the memory . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

CAPTAIN IS NOT TROMBONE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

well, if you're going to be sharp about it

if you're going to be sharp about itI'm going to F off . . .

C ya! C];0p
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

:D See you duuude!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

I'm still here . . . _{It was just a shit pun . . . C]:0(}
*cries*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

I think it fell flat!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

alright, don't get crochet-y

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

sorry, i'm not sure I can stave this one off

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Oh no, I did get it

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

wah wa wa waaaaawawaaaaah

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

Expert tailoring

Most woo

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hello JJ.

Please could you fix it for me to be a pilot.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Jolly Jack <> Jim

but close enough for Jazz.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

JJ's married to Manley?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

It would explain a lot.

A lot.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Christ.

Now I've got mental images of all of the big breasted ladies JJ draws, except now they've all got Manleyhead on them.

Don'tgetturnedondon'tgetturnedondon'tget...too late.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

FEAR!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

Did you know that jimmy saville used to get letters on that show that started "Dear Jimll"

'cos lots of kids thought his first name was jimll.

Er...

Sad fact. Wasn't it?
*slinks away*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Jimll's scrotumy ring-clad fingers were a sad fact

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I agree

Davies went from the messiah to the antichrist about a season and a half ago...

Nice kitty.

*scratches behind ear*

*loses arm*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

\o.

Also, what Cappy Woo said

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

he looks both wise and kickass.

most woo, sir.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

can you draw a samurai...

or a Ronin.

Make it look like me.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

wow.

disproportionate head.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

'noon all :)

I know aviator doggies aren't particularly original but I thought this one was crying out to be "Biggled"/"Beagled"

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Nice job!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Why thank you Mr Mole :)

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

No need for formalities here...

Call me Moley.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Yay !

Call me HRH*

*not as in Royal Highness

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Pip, Pip!

Nicely done, old boy!

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

What what !

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

hehe :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8388655

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

No !

I don't believe it !!! :D

That's ace prods ! I wasn't copying...honest guv !

edit/ why isn't your pic showing in my friends activity ....how odd

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

made it about 2 year ago..most ideas on b3ta get repeated in different ways :)

[edit] because it was a reply to something earlier

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Ahaa !

You posted it as a reply, that's why I missed it !

/am a bit thick today :)

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

WHERE IS MR. CHOCK!?*

Woo!

_{*Chock's away . . .}
lully!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

Ooooer !

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rabbitz, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Spiffing!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

Anything for a quick buck, eh?

Too soon? It's too soon isnt it?
Even for quick and dirty:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

oh god i just laughed myself into a coughing fit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

I couldnt help myself, i mean he could have haphazardly piled them

But no, piled up all neatly, bag stall at the market style:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

bad boy!

*giggles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

I both agree and disagree.

I thought that that was a Japanese stereotype.

edit: Actually, I don't know what's going on any more. It's 3.41pm and I'm not even pissed yet. What kind of a world is this?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Mykey

what ARE you doing?
Let's both get back to /talk and never discuss this again, ok?
I like the picture! :D

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TY&GN, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

But ive just got photoshop again and everything!

:(

Ok dad

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Haha,

didn't realise you did this stuff.
Nice one

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TY&GN, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

I know I shouldn't have...

...but I did laugh

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

Well...

if you are going to Hull for making it, then I am coming with you for pissing myself laughing at it!!

:D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

I look forward to your foray onto /board

*guilty guffaws*

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

A return to my old low standards:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

You're too good for over there.

*staples to /board*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

*blushes*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Don't, my squildo shall be most graped

and then I'll have to rub my stickiness into your staple wounds.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

FILTH!

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

*holds out hand*

Hello, I'm the Captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Oh go.

Im going to get raped arent i?:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Most probably.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Aerosith anyone..

Hmm.. one of those that are better in your head
and should probably have stayed there...

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Dude looks like a lightsaber

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

arf

Don't want to Sith a thiiiiing.
Force this way.
etc

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

Wookie this way...

;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Jedi's got a gun

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

hehe.. like that one...

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Dude (looks like leia)..

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Love in a Trash Compactor?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Great

Now I want an Aero *toddles off to corner shop*

Top Shop!

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

love in a tie-fighter

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Tyler-fighter, ashally . . .

ashally . . . hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

darth vader's bedtime song:

i could stay awake, just to hear you breathing...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

watch you......triangle while you are sleeping...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

triangles???

*drug flashbacks*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Well he doesn't smile, he triangles.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

ahhh, right.

i'm with you now, han.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Han?

Shit *stops shagging Calista Flockhart*

*goes to find woman shaped less like a ruler*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

you couldn't shag flockhart!

you'd be distracted by your dick poking through the skin on her back.
if you had a dick.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

If only.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

could be worse, i suppose

*suppresses mental images of sarah jessica park bench*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

If I had a willy

you'd not be able to contain yourself.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

you know my motto:

if it moves, fuck it.
if it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

That's my girl!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

*glees*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Sith Station Blues

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

well if you insist...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

most excellent!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

It was suggested that, as a n00b, I should should shop a kitten...

Feel the fear, earthlings.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

I for one welcome our new feline overlords

woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

*feels*

eeeewwwww.
who pissed on the fear?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

GOATSFEAR!

hmm, that sounds like goat sphere, doesn't it?
*imagines biodome full of goats*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Well it IS very scary fear.

Couldn't help myself...

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

kitties are not scary.

that freaky hissing and evil yowling that cats do freaks me the fuck out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

I for one welcome our new furry overlords

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

mind the piss

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

aaarrgh

*mind piss*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Ha! awesome

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

23000 Ohms?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

did you hear about the guy who found electricity sexy?

He was an Ohmosexual

AYETHANkyoo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

oh dear me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

The one on the left is horrible!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I for one welcome our new pussy overlords.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

*bows down*

I for one wel*...

oh, been said already...

*shuffles off*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

BEWARE!!!

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SolidGoldChimp, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Yes,

but they meant shop as in "report to the police".

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

I've seen that one on the right selling heroin to kids

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

*pokes the middle one in what seems to be it's eye*

*poking stick gets lodged in there and then sucked in*

*runs*

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Tell me:

does tea taste 28% better from your new mug?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

28.75%

and getting better all the time :OD

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Dirty boy...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

urg....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

Chairwoman of the Broads?

As in Norfolk Broads or US 1940s slang for Dame?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

Soitenly de broads.

The ones who aint in concrete galoshes, see.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

I do love your turn of phrase

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

You'll love my turn on the catwalk.

On the catwalk, yeah.

You'll love my little turn on the catwalk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

you are lois griffin

aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

I'm like a bald eagle.

Beautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks and I'll use my razor sharp talons to rip your *ding*ing eyes out.

Cookies!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

this is mine!

this is where my babies come from!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

:D I really am her

www.b3ta.com/board/8386036

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh my god, i hadn't even seen that!
however, just for you, i'm going to change my sig.
ah, there we go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

:D yaaaaaay

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

hahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Reminds me of my Uncle, he can do that :D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

eewwwww.... nasty...

...and that snot is pretty unpleasant too

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

naughty

harry hewitt

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

Could just have easily have been you.

Although look at Earl Spencer, he's a ginge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Ooooh,

So that's what a thetan looks like.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

and this what they can do

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

i love thetans

best of all the mutagens

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

blimey this is my 24th PoF

goddam i can't draw cars

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

teh 24 meloncholy funnys!!!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

have you seen Bubba Ho Tep?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

bruce cambell ftw!

that film's ace

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

And actually really moving, given the ridiculous plot

they're doing a vampire-based prequel

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

really? that'd be ace.

anything that gives bruce more work is good as far as i'm concerned

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

Yeah, although according to imdb it doesn't have Bruce in it anymore.

Nuts.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0457295/

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

weak :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Nice scope on this one.

\o/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

cheers muchly, guv

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

I still dont get these

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

never mind eh

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

is it dirty indie bands or somethign

is the last frame that twat morrissey?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

nope....

thats Elvis Presley. The King. Uh-huh-huh.
its just a sad little piece about a tramp who thinks he used to be elvis. or worse, perhaps, a tramp who used to be elvis.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

oh i know elvis

the guy who died on the shitter

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

or did he?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

aliens lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

marvellous, as always.

is it just me, or does he look like rocko's mate filburt in the last frame?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

filburt?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

yeah, filburt the turtle.

he wears glasses, sings and likes to say "i'm nauseous"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

May there be many more...

I think the spider/hand grenade one is my fave :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

....

How could I have gone from the king of rock'n'roll to this? An old guy in a restroom in East Texas with a growth on his pecker.

:D Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

I've come out of lurking just to say

I love your work. Have you collected all the PoF in one place, or do you plan to?

(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

*blushes*

i haven't yet sadly, lacking both the funds and skill to set up the internets. once i've got some money coming in i'm going to be looking at setting one up though and getting PoF done properly. thanks for the interest :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Do it using a blog

Like Blogger or Wordpress, for free, to start with. Wordpress would be best. Send me a message if you want technical help. I'm not a designer or amazingly technical but I've done a few Wordpress sites before and would be happy to help.

One of the PoF strips came just as I was starting to get over a protracted break-up and it helped a little. I can't bloody remember it now, I just remember briefly feeling a little less alone for a moment.

</creepy stalker blog>

(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Aw! That's so sweet!

*enhuggles*

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

*hugs*

thats the nicest thing i've had said about me in ages, thank you! hope everything is better now?

ashally i'm going have a look at word press cheers :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Getting there.

Certainly getting better. Time heals all wounds and all that. Thanks for asking.

How wonderfully fluffy of us all, eh? I'm going to go back to lurking before we all start crying and hugging each other :D

(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

TJ:

The big boss of Ladbrokes has banned his staff flying with BA for business because the boss of Ladbrokes' daughter and her friend were checked onto a flight and then told there wasn't room for them on the plane. They were offered £250 each to be offloaded but Ladbrokes man is still pissed off.

The man really does have more money than he knows what to do with. He has to worry himself with trivialities!

business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/transport/article3975289.ece

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Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

tell me about it...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

One of many T-shirt designs I'm doing for some friends' band.

How's it going b3ta?

Edit: Another one. Second opinions please, is it obvious what the symbol and text mean at the bottom of this one?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

I like walking into people wearing camouflage in the middle of town centres and proclaiming

"oh I'm sorry I didn't see you there"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Haha.

Or, "do you like my new camo Tee?"
"Where is it?"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

ancient but worthwhile joke

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

I know it's old, I know it's obvious, I know it's incredibly irritating

but it's irrationally funny if you're the one doing it.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

at festivals i occasionally fall into my friend's camo tent

doing just that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I like going up to ugly people and punching them.

Life's so much more sunny when you're punching an ugger.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

you should come round here

and stand outside my niece's school when the pikey mums come to pick their little pikelets up. after a week, you'd have punching arms like popeye's.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

Nice

I like the camo stylee!

WOo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Thanks. There's loads of variations on this theme.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

to your edit....

no, not to me anyway.

You have spurred me on to buying more fishing gear though!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

Gah.

It's the myspace logo. So it's supposed to represent myspace.com/jtreole

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

I can't see it

/camouflage blog

[edit]
damn you Grandma!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

Classic.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

Fucking lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Thank you :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Broam!

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

Broam?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

Breeee-ohhhhm.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

I see.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

Broam?

Your profile scares me

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

I've got a feeling mofaha was right

and this is a regular looking for more attention

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

Be more fun.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

cock!

I think I'll ask cr3 who you are

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

Ohw rats!

My cover. MY SEXY, SEXY COVER.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

grumpy bumble!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

^this, heh

*gives attention, expecially behind the ears

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I get that feeling too

'Broam' is far too much of a clique term to be casually dropped in by a n00b.

I don't even have a scooby, ffs, and I remember when this was all fields...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

Top broams!

It's a traditional greeting where I come from.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

hmmmm

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

You are weird!

aicmfp

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XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

Teehee!

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

trying to imitate

the Neville is not clever or funny. It just means you are empty.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

But everyone does it.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Ooh ace.

That's really nice.

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ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

very nice

is the band any good

I am avoiding revision

myspace/ something

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

Exceptional

Edit: YES! Glad you got it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

Damn thats good shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

Yep.

Watch this space.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

Sweet

Get them to play TTC in sheffield - then they have made it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

Haha I'll pass that on.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

we had loads of sweet acts there

Raekwon
DJ Format
Pendulum
DJ Hype
Youngblood brass band
etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

:O Format?

And Abdominal?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

nah abdominal wasn't there it was just a dj set

TTC is shit DnB mostly but Format rocked my socks off. have you got his fabric?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

Format year before you came was better

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

that's all English language words, for the most part

and I know they impart some kind of message, but it's completely lost on me.

_{Ill culinary behaviour FTW}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

D-sisive aswell

:D

Was immense

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

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