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# You cannot hide the Cayke from Mart. . .he knows where it be
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by Mariah Carey


Click for Ris.
(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i want to play with kate humbles tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# You and 25,000+ other UK twitchers
I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hiya go.
www.b3ta.com/board/8438216

tits away
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Thanx for pimping my ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
#
www.rathergood.com/bill/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ahaha!
(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That's almost Squitsy
Just replace her head with that of Jollyjack's Scarlet and you've fullfilled at least 35% of all B3tans dreams of seeing a squirrel with tits.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# he should get a knighthood...I love that mentalist :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yay for bill
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I don't know why
but that took forever to load

good though
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# seamy Bill!
also, who would like to advise me on how best to illustrate this lucid masterpiece of straightforward English:

As an organization achieves Level 3: Proactive process maturity, established change management processes appear, processes for who has access to the data center is provided and the ability to track data center assets and configuration information emerge. The tools leveraged help track resources, but do not provide a holistic strategy that can accommodate across multiple data center or across all physical infrastructure domains (e.g., space, power, cooling, port connectivity, equipment and space). These organizations continue to have a fragment view of the data center infrastructure and continue to lack a service-driven approach where data center activities are aligned to key business objectives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# please
please

tell me this was written by a foreign person who speaks english as at most a second language

please
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# well, an American
I despair

I'll eventually understand it enough to come up with a vague illustration that maybe addresses one concept - then I'll be asked to 'make it more sexy and/or fun'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# that's really shit grammar
and I don't do grammar good

You'll spend time and brain power pondering the the meaning of it all and it's inner meaning.

and in the end, they'll want a red squiggle with an arrow pointing out of it

and then you'll have to kill them

with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# the average company
My version: they're doing some things right, but haven't yet got their collective head around other stuff. No-one's looking at the big picture.

PS: anyone who uses "holistic" in this way needs to have acupuncture needles inserted in to their eyeballs and testicles, then electrified. Corporate IT systems must be the LEAST holistic systems on the planet. Can you "fix" a complete network? No, you fix the bit that's broken, and you don't fix the bits that aren't broken. Fuck-all "holistic" about that. GRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Well first off I'd change the second comma to a semi colon or something,
and all of the centers to centre.

I have no idea. Draw a picture of a chicken with a tie on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Chicken in neck wear
Problem solved every time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# i think he's trying to say
have you tried turning it off and on again, although it might be the fuse.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I think this

illustrates it perfectly

EDIT: but it needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Might not help you with your task..
As an organization achieves Level 3: Proactive process maturity; established change management processes appear, processes for those who have access to the data center (sic) are provided and the ability to track data center (sic) assets and configuration information emerges. The tools supplied help track resources, but do not provide a holistic strategy that can accommodate across multiple data centers (sic)or across all physical infrastructure domains (e.g., space, power, cooling, port connectivity, equipment and space). These organizations continue to have a fragmented view of the data center (sic) infrastructure and the lack of a service-driven approach where data center (sic) activities are aligned to key business objectives.


but it makes me feel better..

(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# buk buk buk buk-AWK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
#
key?
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# stoopid monkey
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
#
Verily
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# aaaaawww, sweet!
i really am off now, 'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# nice cock!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Bgurk.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# that's much better
speaking of NSFW images, has anyone seen this thumbnail on the BBC page?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/default.stm
I'll let you guess what the body part the stamp is stuck to is.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# christ
someone put it out of its misery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# AAAHH
I'm glad they linked that *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Good grief, underside of glans?
Ooo Sidney
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# that was my first thought
then Barbara Windsor's aged cleavage
Fortunately neither were right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Congrats to the BBC web staff for getting that thumbnail past the sub-editor
i'll keep an eye out to see if someone sends it into Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# whoever puts up content on the Beeb's site
must have been having a right laugh when sorting that one out...
A bit like designers who deliberately insert jokes and/or naughty bits into billboards at such a small size you cant see it without knowing where it is and going right up to it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yup
Like the paper that reported on a break in at a hardware store, the headline was "SAW SNATCH".

Sainsburys did a competition for the best mum in the UK with the tagline "Enter your mum today"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahha, that is brilliant!
speaking of adverts, many years ago my parents had an extension built, and as a result had a lot of rubble (or hardcore, as good ol' Mum insisted on calling it) left over from the old patio being dug up. Whilst at a loss of what to do with it it was decided to put an advert in the local paper incase any builder wanted to pick it up for free... So, with my Mum on the case, proceeded to put an advert that read something like: "Free hardcore, pick up only"
She mentioned this to me, explaining she was getting some odd phone calls. She was mighty embarressed when I told her what those people thought what type of hardcore she had listed in the papers...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# udder
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# eh?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ok, enlighten me, what have I done wrong now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i don't get what it was, i'm not saying you've done anything wrong. eh? is one way that i express confusion or mis-understanding.
EDIT: also, i couldn't find that thumbnail on the link you entered. is it from the beeb entertainment page?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Is it a face?
Like, on a nose or something?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# oh good
thought it was a stamp on someone's wrinkly bajingo....phew
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Yaaaaay Cockadoodle to the mother fluffin doooo
Top Cock.
I am loving this series.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Don't you mean,
"Chickens go 'cluck!'"?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# :((((
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I LOVE THE COCK
there, I've said it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# clucking hell,
that's rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
And a fine one it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# cluck cluck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# "I love you Gordon..."
"I love you too, David"

Bigger and dirtier here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# 0_0
Sweet jeebus, please nooooooooooooooooooooo
Edit, that is some super shopping right there, but the pic looks a bit nawtypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Arrrrrgggghhhh My eyes...
I am blind-ed bliiinnnddd-eeeedddd!!!


...and aroused.

Edit: Is it wrong that I noticed the red blotch on "her" side? poor thing :-/
*Shoots self in temporal lobe so doesn't have to see it anymore*
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# oh good god, nooo!
hides post to preseve sanity and job
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# PHWOOAR.
Also, HIB3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# HICAEWAN
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# 0.O
The Cunt rotting toss wagons
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Fantastic...
Rambling jizz tranny licker
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Arf!
Racist ass candle.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Shitting wank bogle
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Dried out slap sack licker
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
#
Slapping tit sample
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# phwoar
I mean NOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# taking time off from fucking the country for fucking each other
liddle bit of politics laydeez an genlmen
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# NSFW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
#
Wanyone
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Nah!
There's no rude bits...
There just having a cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# if it looks like porn then it's not safe for work

[edit] thank you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# NSFAOTPFTLOG
Not Suitable For Anywhere On This Planet, For The love Of God!!!!!
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# mind bleach! stat!
oh god of all the horrors in life is that i can't unsee that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# FUCK OFF NSFW
THIS IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU TOTAL COCK END

EDIT:

Thanks, shouldn't you know better than that?

Your work is tip top.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I JUST GOT PROMOTED
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# pffffft
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Shoulda added...
A small tub of vaseline next to the pillow.
AHEM!
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# very well done but seriously nsfw
thumbnail please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Oh No! Please no!
There is a place in Hull with your name on it. Do you know how many fluffy images I am going to have to view in order to make up for this. Kittens are not enough - I will have to hunt down pictures of Roborovski hamsters.

Nicely shopped though.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Roborovski hamsters???
Safe to google I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Sigh... when will hometime arrive?

Just a random idea, can't even be bothered to clean it up. lol. Hope it makes someone smile somewhere :)
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I don't know why but this seems so right!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# At least NOW we know why he threw the phone, eh?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# BIIIGGGAAARRRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I'll see your edit, and raise you a...
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ooer...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# pfff!
games night in the fritzl household
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# looks like you lose again liz, you know what to do, assume the position.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# lol,
that's worth an evil point. hehe
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yay!
*collects evil points to spend in mad scientist gifte shoppe*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Oh Go on then, make it 10
(Virulent, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i have to love you now.
you do know this, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You're talking about the men I love!
Although I don't understand it :/
Edit: Oops silly me. I've got it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# POT!
Where's yer hat!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# OoooffffffPffftt
A mix of emotions there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# dont worry.
i've packed my bags, off to hull 1 way ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# oh gahd,
i finally got it and am disgusted.....pfffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Britney Spears' chin says "Hi."
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# cut it off!!!
(*would)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# we, the chin people, hate all humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# The vindaloovians?!
:D

Right, I really am off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ^lies
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hehe
do you remember the Red Dwarf epsiode where they did this to confuse the aliens. Brilliant epsiode.

As a lad i thought it was probably the funniest thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8447178
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hehe
yeah, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah after I saw that I was always sticking eyeballs to my chin...
also, stick a cut out of a mouth in your hair and then do a hand stand... it'll look like you've got a mad beard and hair below your eyes.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hell yeah!
The Vindalooian Empire despise all humans! Is that not right Bindi Bhaji!
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Friday Night live...memories
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I am sitting across from a man
who knows this bloke
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# And I have just spoken to a man who
is sitting next to a man who probably knows Harry Enfield.
*glows*
Edit: I danced with a man who dance with a girl who danced with the Prince of Wales.
I'm crazy with excitement, completely off the rails.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# my dad went to school with kenny everett
and my great-great uncle was captain of the titanic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# my dad was in the same class as derek griffiths.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# tom o'connor was a teacher at my dad's school
my dad knows all the best b-listers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# pish... my mum was in robert smiths maths class
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# My sister has asked Charles for permission
to hunt accross his fields.

And once insulted Ben Fogle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# i once told john barnes he looked like a deck chair
he was wearing a white shirt with minty green stripes on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *BELMS* Mnnenrrereerrrrrrg!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# his penis is coming out of his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# My penis is coming in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# you said you wouldn't
i bet you lied about doing the washing up as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I did a bit of it earlier.
The rest is not mine and I refuse to touch it.

Some of the lower layers have some impressive mould formations. I swear they are near to discovering fire, or at least slood.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# The discovery of slood is the basis of
all civilisation.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Mmm teh sexah lickety!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *wipes face*
ma-an

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ewwww stobbit! gerrof!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# waaaaarrrrggghhh get back you weird bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *Clasps*
*refuses to let go*







*licks a bit then goes to sleep, still clasping*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# mmmmmrrrrmmmppphpphhh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# What's happened to ClickClickBang ?
Couldn't listen live at all at the weekend :(
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# YOU TASTE FUNNY.
LIKE OZONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I AM MADE FROM LIGHTNING.
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# This bacon tastes funny.
IT TASTES POLITICAL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# MY LEG FEELS FUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Those are my legs.
Did I say stop touching?

*gayfests*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
this is something i would do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I probably will do if I ever end up going to a bash.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# same here
i shall make it my mission to discover what every b3tan tastes like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'm mainly chocolate
with a sugar coating
*edit* not really- I'm salty like most folk
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# you shall be licked extra hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# in that case I take the saltiness back
and add honey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# oohh, you evil tempter!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 100s and 1000s ?
but no crushed nuts
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# whipped cream?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i shall need to hose my seat down if you don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# whips & cream?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *slides sideways off chair*
damn you, monty!
*shakes fist from floor level*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *joins you on the floor with a carton of custard*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *crawls frantically away*
not custard! i HATE custard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# dammit- I've ruined the atmos
chocolate sauce and handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# oooohh, yes!
you bring the chocolate sauce, i'll bring the handcuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I suspect soot and poo,
with nuances of 2girls1cup special sauce throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# eurgh
you will receive only minimal lickage :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I wasnt discribing me,
just describing what I thought the average b3tard would taste like.

I taste of apple sauce and garlic chicken and have a spicy ginger after-taste.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *noms enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# stale smoke and capsicum


though saying that currently 8 days no fags :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# capsicum is nice, it does not taste like ordinary cum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I taste of HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# phwoar!
*sweats a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# WHEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# damn!
you've discovered my wheat allergy!
*swells alarmingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Coal tar soap, tea tree and balls are my three main flavours du-jour
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Coal Tar Soap will be my bands name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Cold Tart Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# cool
glad to help

what do you play btw?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Snooker!
BYEBYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# you taste of nostalgia
and ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# cocoa butter and honey dusting powder...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# that's better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yes, I thought 'actually I'm not sure if it's talc or not'
so I'm going with what it says on the tub. As far as I recall, I don't bring it to work with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# oooh, you flirt!
you know i love teh honeyz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Not the best time to point out that my lipbalm is honey flavour too, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Can I borrow that?
*readies toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# you've got toast in the shape of lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# No, mother cuts it into the shape of planes for me.
NYYEEEEOWWWWWW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# lips of the mouth
or lips down south?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# £3.50 for tiny pot
NO.

*provides organic blossom honey*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Please kiss my toast then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwa
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *frantically eats*
MMMM. Snooker time. Byebye, Wowface.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hush, wicked siren!
monty is already causing me underwear grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hah, you love it.
Right, I'm away again. I shall be lurking a bit, but no posty as too much worky. FUCK OFF WORKY. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# gah!
*not looking forward to the day she actually has to find a job*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# shampoo and shower gel and spunk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hard to tell where one ends and the other starts, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# no
spunks are white (most of the time)
and shampoos are multicoloured
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i meant in terms of taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I wouldnt know
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# well, i wouldn't want to dip my bread in any of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *licks frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i shall lick off your chocolatey top
and slurp your orangey goodness, before discarding your bland sponge innards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I should bloody cocoa
Silly Smash. 'pot is not men, 'pot is wimmin.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# chocolate has no sex
it is BETTER than sex.
or so i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hate and milk bottle tops.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *licks*
milk tastes of bile and tinfoil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# dammit, now I've got to clean my screen....
:D excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Keep with the licking.
It will clean* it eventually.

*Probably ruin.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# my moniter is dripping now!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *collects drool*
eww what am I supposed to do with all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Moisten and lubricate food items to aid in passage through the body
and begin the digestive process via enzymes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Cripes, Mr Lemon/Lime
He has been hitting the pies since I last saw him.
*wipes drool from face*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# He's been putting on weight for a new role.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Raging balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hmm, did you mean to include subliminal 'click' mind tricks
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *Denies*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahahah
clicketyclick
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont you ever...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
*calls*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# why do girls love horses?
did anyone else put white toothpaste stripes across their noses and pretend to be adam ant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yes.
Mainly used to do it to old ex boyfriends though. Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# my sister back-combed her hair
to try to look like limahl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# not as far as I can remember
I once put a tea towel on my head and pretended to be Princess Diana getting married...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# HAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i tied a red teatowel around my shoulders
and mimed "spanish train" into a hairbrush in front of my mates.
in my defence, i was both pissed and stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I once spent years and years and years of my life developing
the skills of a turntablist because I thought being able to scratch is cool... then everyone else moved on... :(

(I still think it's cool though so you can all fuck off. Word.)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# i never thought it was cool
that's not my style
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# well - it is - so rasp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# /is true to hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i'm more of a rock chick myself
with a bit of motown thrown in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i've never been able to have a style
i like too many different types of thing. 70s punk, 80s new romantic, 50s greaser, 1880s fashion. Christ if i tried to amalgamate them....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 7580s new pumeaser
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# GLAM FOLK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *goes shopping*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# you're correct, they are idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# loony
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# and I say 'once'
it was this weekend... and I was naked apart from the tea towel. Prince's Harry and Sally (or whatever they are) were not impressed:

"that's our dead mummy you naked bastard - she just wanted to be the queen of our hearts..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# No
but if you put talc on your hair at the front while its still wet, you got a nice effect of having a small section dyed al la david sylvian
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hmmmm
i'm washing my hair later, i may try that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It is only an effect
not a permanent thing :-)
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Is t Pimms O'clock already?
grrr! I've been awake since 11:30pm and finish my shift at 11pm!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# aaaaawww, poor ghosty!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well I was meant to have a heck in at 1
But as they haevn't turned up then they'll just have to call instead of buzzing.
*buggers off to use an empty room*

EDIT: Arse! The second I try that I get a buzz on the door for someone looking for a room.
*regrrrrs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
Are your typing fingers tired? Or is it trendy to have a typo on every line?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I am knackered beyond sdrow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Yeah
That'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# that's the problem with running a guest house
you get guests
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# 3 of 3. The Crystal Galleon


Very, VERY big indeed size here:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Truely stunning.
If you ever make anything with an Aurora Borealis feel to it there's a space on my desktop ready. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
I will indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean.
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# what's the bit about the ribs of the ship letting the sun through etc
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# "are those her ribs through which the sun
did peer, as through a grate?
And is that woman all her crew?
Is that a Death? And are there two?
Is Death that woman's mate?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# and down among the dead let me lie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# what's the bit about the sails being like 'restless gossamers'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that's the line before the ribs one
"Alas! Thought I and my heart beat loud
how fast she nears and nears!
Are those her sails that glance in the sun
like restless gossameres?"

I am your Coleridge bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# What's the bit about with prows and sloping and dipping
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# "The slopey dippy prows
unravelled the nylon cows
In stead they knit
a mountainous shit
and dropped it ON YOUR HEAD." :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I like the nylon shitmountain.
tbh I can't remember the words. I have the plunged and tacked and veered bit on repeat in my head now so am going outside to torture play with the rabbits for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# this was really an excuse for me to post MAriner images

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# mate
too much mariner for Monday
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# And that's my excuse to post a dead pelican.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# did you do that
because I love it and I'm going to steal the style and try and do a silkscreen of something similar.

and you can't even stop me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# fortunately for you
I'm notoriously flakey and my great ideas never come to fruition.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# That's pretty intense.
It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# how do you do those lovely shapes?
is there a trick, or is it just eyeboiling attention to detail?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Unfortunately, there's no trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# That is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# is it filled with A thousand girls, a thousand thrills?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Oh, most definitely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# are you currently married?
because i am prepared to sex you for pics like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hehe - very single indeed.
But, you can have them for free!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# smexzing
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yay!
*puts away sex*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Oh.
*is disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# i can get it out again
if you want ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Sounds like a fine plan...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *unpacks funbox*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Cooool
Where's 1 and 2 of 3?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/8444655

www.b3ta.com/board/8444547
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# That first link is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# You are most kind, sir
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ooh, shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# We like shiny things...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# we certainly do!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh wow!
That just made me cum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I do apologise...
*offers hankie*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Cheers, mate!
*makes Freebs a nice cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hooray for boats
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# that's a nice boat


My boat, however, is less good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Mine's got a robot in it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# got another boat


won't even get into the damn water no matter how hard I try
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Who is that woman?
I feel like I've seen her before.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I feel like you've seen her before
she is mystery flickr vibrating head girl

who one day will sue us, everyone of us

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# If she can keep still long enough that is.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# damn right!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ah, one from the vibrating-head-girl, classix collection (vol.1)
a personal favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
She vibrates, so we don't have to

or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# bender cracked corn and he is great
take that, you stupid corn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# MY LEG FEELS FUNNY.
On a sig related note. I've a lovely, if somewhat abruptly ending red glaze up my arms. It hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# my chest, arms and forehead
are doing a fine impression of a beetroot. the skin on my head is so tight, it's giving me a headache! half a bottle of moisturiser is sorting that out, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Blimey! *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# heheh
i should know better by now, my skin is normally so white it reflects light. damn my nordic colouring!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# yes, even furtive has a better boat than that!
even furtive has a better boat than that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I always wondered what furtive looked like in
profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Now that you mention it
He looks like Rupert
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Haha.
MAH BOAT. EET ES SHEEEEEEEIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# DA BOAT BOSS! DA BOAT! EES SHEET!
DA PLANE BOSS! DA PLANE EES SHEET A TOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I need a boat!

HELP! ¬
~~~~~~\o/~~~~/\~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Quick! Get this chap a boat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Nice schooner
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# its my gaff rigged ketch
I sail it round

IN MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Yay for boats, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# a glass ship
on a sea of mercury

well, I guess we are all going to die :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Eventually, yep, I guess you're right
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh happy tiems
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Triffic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Much appreciated, sir.
Is that offer of your garden still up for grabs?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# yes
you can live under the newly-erected barbecue!

But we're sparking it up on Sunday for Father's day so don't wear too many clothes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Outdoor central heating, FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# that is OUTSTANDING!
much excellence, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Awesome!
The Doors?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# it's a schooner!
/mallrats
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I shouldn't be here
but I'd just like to say this is utterly stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Get to work. *whips*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I'm uploading a file
and it's making it so I can't do really anything else for the next few minutes.

Hmmm...87%
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Thank you Cap'n!
*lunchtime hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *beeeeeg hug*
RIGHT! Bye bye, chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# That's farking lovely that is!
And I've been looking for a new desktop too, just the right size :)
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Ta, and happy to help.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Government's new strategy to crack down on youth crime...


Ahem, thankyew.

(And no, I don't have photoshop. At least I didn't do it in MS Word/Powerpoint...)
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# i like the white bit alot
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# He's driving into a snow drift
OBVIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# its like sometype of Card?!?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :D
b3ta.com board
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Is that some gay handwriting?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# It don't come much gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# you could have used a pink pen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Is that a euphmisim?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# nope
i call a cock a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
*folds up keeps forever*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Why did you write on the back of that left-handed folding card?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# /free spirit
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# where!

Oh, over there...

Robs - Drinks - Drinks some more - pukes a little.

8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# That's a bit
crop
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Now, now
nowWheat he really needs is advice n-oat someone taking the piss . . . I can barley believe you'd be so mean


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ummm
*Oil seed rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# :O
What did you do it in then? Word?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# THE WHITE BIT MAKES MY COCK HARD
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# if you do it in MSPAINT
you can crop that white bit out

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Pah - technology
You'd never guess that I'm a wordsmith by trade, rather than an image person.

Point taken. Will learn to work MS Paint. Or steal one of our Art Directors' Macs when they are out "conceptualising"...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# dont worry about it
there are plenty of tutorials online
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# CROP IT
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I did this,
"MMMHUHHUH"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# FEATHER IT!


My webshite
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# fp'd!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Good...
...but wasn't there a huge bandwagon on these images a while back? Like, match the Photoshop tool to the image?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# there was a bit of one

but i'm feeling the quality on his.
and he has a cool washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Top punnage!
I thought all cocks had to be magenta on B3ta though?
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Pea
surely?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I was
certain I'd seen this before.
(cactusrob, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# yup.
quite suprised to see it fp'd but I'm not complaining!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# It
deserved it the first time :D
(cactusrob, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# vera gud
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# That, sir, is all of the brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I thank you.
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Came good in the end
but I groaned at first ;)
(william_shatner, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# something something white bit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Well hello.
HEY ALL. TODAY I AM LISTENING TO THE TALKING HEADS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# THAT YOU KEEP IN JARS IN THE FRIDGE??????
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# YES.
THEY'RE MARINADING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# road to nowhere is an epic song
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Listening Wind > all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# what the fuck?
the pixel man cometh to take me to his white place
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# How's /board domination coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# yeah ok
I'm in the top 30 now
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# tesco value birthday card?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# seems to be a
"mid-BLAAAAAAAAARRB"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# THATS FANGTASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# probably still would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Cryptic
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# BRICK LEIA!
C]:0D Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# subtle
yet spangworthy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Princess "brick" layer?
Now do Bonnie Tyler.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# And Roofers Wainwright
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Karen Carpenter, etc, LOLZORZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Was that
on the ice planet of Hod?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# GAH!
I'm mortar-fied I didn't think of that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Most puns
Are a bit trowel and error.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# That's what I cee-meant


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# (Hod)carrie(r) fisher.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Silly puppay!
You're supposed to flash yer baps!

C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# This deserves more credit!
And a Woo - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] LLlll-llikkes ttt-ttt-tto sss-sss-ssex aaaan-aaa-allll-yyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# What an objectional spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# don't bully me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# B-b-b-bring your o-o-o-own C-C-C-C-C-C-C-
Clearasil
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
top work mongey!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sport post on b3ta shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
and very topical!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I just watched that!
Hehehe...

Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# topical!
he does look like one of the smooth-skinned boys you see in picadilly though, doesn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I don't see them
Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
gleeeeeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# that's... that's terrible.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I know . . . .
. . . total write-off


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# heheheh creche
/essex girls joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Tropical LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# and ting!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# haha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
top topicalness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Arf!
Sad but true.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic... expect to see that in the Daily Nutzoosport soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Magic
Hats off to ye, sir.
(parsonsgfys, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] um on my rusty sheriff's badge...


This user thought his compo entry was funny. But he'll be laughing on the other side of his face... IN JAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hehe *calls*
Now that IS a police cruiser.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# do you get time off for providing your own handcuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# beeker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN' ON
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# aftersun cream and twister
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

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