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# I was just popping off to do something and this popped into my head. Damn you b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :)
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# :D
Nicely.
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# toap! get out noob etc
hahaha, very nice have a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# It's not actually
I had to create the green:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ah cock, i should have googled that shouldn't i
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# hahah
thats not far from me!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Years ago when the Port Solvent complex was new
My mate's, who lived with his grandparents, grandad was the complex manager and Istayed there a lot. In fact I saww Reservour Dogs at the cinema there:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# UNEXPECTED HORSEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Strangely no island though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Six years on:

CFB (227kb)
(It's Spyro, by the way.) I have been drawing for longer than that, but my earlier drawings are too horrible to show you.

'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# 6 years to draw that, cor, that's patience and dedication
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# that ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# WOW!
I wish I could draw like that!
(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# most excellent dragoning!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# This is rather good!
And deserves more attention.

I haven't even had breakfast yet and already commenting, that's how good it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# :D
Woo! Thank you.

I wasn't really expecting much attention as it's not funny or clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Feel the dark force of the undead...

Ooh, thank you all *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# pfffft
silly sausage
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
very woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# crazy fool
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# heheheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# pppffftttt......
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Pfffft
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*obligatory rp*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# BRILLIANT!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That was frontpaged wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# And THIS???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Brilliant!
That's genius, that is!
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahahah awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Oddly enough thats the name of my mates old band
here be proof!

www.myspace.com/nosferatud2

rather good there were too.

Woo BTW!!
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# GULLIBULLIUS CHARATIUM


De-rissificator
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# too true
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# It's all for chaaarity mate
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Bloody hell that's good signage!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Signs!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Signs, indeed!
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# Tramp
or yogic flyer?

You decide.

Also, which is better: Savlon or the gel?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# savlon
i've used it as an aftershave balm for the last 20 years, you could eat your dinner of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Could and shall.

Do you have a depression or dimple that will hold the peas?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# for you sir
this can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I used to use savalon after shaving
but I hate the smell of it, so I stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I prefer a teatree oil myself
and somtimes nivea creme if feeling flakey.

Does anyone else use a shaving brush and soap dish? I've been loving mine since i got it, totally superior to foam/ gel.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I use a shaving brush
with King of Shaves' The Gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# nice
i want to give straight razors a go, but am a little scared
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# scared that you might suddenly flip out
and slit your own throat?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# aye
ninja instincts are pretty powerful
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
It's good to be clear in road signage.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Arf!
Triffids FTW!
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# hahah.. rolls this out again..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hitting b3ta's target audience
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# \o/
Brilliant, sir.
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# :D
It's just incredible - where on Earth do you get your inspiration?

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# NUTS Magazine...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ouch!
;)
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# i do seems to see quite a lot of your work in that publication
as well as happytoasts, prodgidy69s etc. so it seems rather than being called 'spam' corner it should be b3ta corner
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# indeed you do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that reminds me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *awaits imminent gaz*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hah psychic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ME!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hehe, and a chance for this:
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# hahaha
he looks like he's done his combover with a particularly sharp fork
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Ning
Bilbo. Lovely hairdo by the way, how go it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Shhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha that crazy Brian
he never picks the right place to practice.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# speech bubbles!!! bubble bubble bubble
and also woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# heh
I've seen a bald Nigerian security guard dancing to this while wearing a dayglo afro wig and playing an inflatable guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Britain's Got Talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Brian's got talent
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
parp!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# PARP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Oh, Brian!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# more tranny vectors :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Yes please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# thats what i said!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# maybe she has a huge nose?
and rotten teeth
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# yes but your arse is on fire!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# huge nose?
man goes to the doctor, the doctor asks him 'did you 69 with your wife before coming here?'
'how can you tell doc? is there hair in my teeth?'
'No'
'What is it, doc? Does my breath stink?'
'No, you've got shit on the end of your nose'

(jackie martlin)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i know this one :)
only with a dentist
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Are you SURE it's a tranny?
I mean... looking at that... well... I would, regardless...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Isn't that the 'Ronaldo Defence'?
;)
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# Hey! If he says he didn't know then he didn't know!
You'd have thought he'd have checked first though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# maybe he did
but just didn't put 2 and 2 together...

'oooh - perhaps some lasses have cocks; I'll not ask, it's just rude, like asking how old a lass is... aye, it'll be fine'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# It's not like she'd try and...
Oh... she would...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# oooh
that's different
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# yeah i am very sure ;P
have a look here - sfw - www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/2568432803/

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Tags:

female
male
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :)
well i get easily confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# If I'd spilt tar on my pants I'd be looking blank too
also, this is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
:) thank ya sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's good! It's good!
It's good!
:D
Plus the above ^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Mighty Fine work, sir
have a *click*
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# thank ya sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Loooooovely.
Those stripes are pefect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# cheers cap
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# a fine testament to the surgeon's craft
also, what everyone else said.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hehhee
i dont think he's had any actually nipping and cutting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# tranny?
is that what that bulge is?

Woo yay though - you have the skills at this too
tallentedcunt

In other tranny related news I saw Run Fat Boy Run last night. I was incredibly dissapointed and I didn't have very high hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# i thought run fat boy run
was okay - not his best work.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Dylan Moran was very good ...
The asian landlord was fantastic, the American baddy bloke was also not bad... that lass is easy on the eyes... writing, direction, CONSTANT Nike plugging, predictable story line, suspect acting... and so on and so; perhaps I was in a bad mood or something, but it really wound me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# the american bloke
does voices on simpsons :D

the girl was hot
the kid pissed me off
Pegg was ace - but then i'd have his babies
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I think it's the last bit where we differ
I thought both his acting and writing were... shoddy, lazy... but that's only because I think he's so good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# yeah true!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I've done better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Mmmmstripy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# how do you know it's a tranny?
not fwappable because of that tag. I really hope the others haven't been trannies...lully drawing though
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# the one from yesterday was :)
in fact it was a b3tan tranny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Clansoul?
*joshin'* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Lovely work as always, Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)
# excellent as always!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Washed up celebrity..


Click for bigger (68KB)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# A sad, yet cautionary tale...
poor Flipper...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# pffft
Yeah, it was a dark day for the touring Bridge-End dolphin display team.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# proper lol...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# It has magically changed species while dying though
that has to count for something
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# Lol consistencey errors
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# continuity?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Same difference
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# yeah
prolly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Poor fish :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# :(
Poor dolphins!

*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# :D
also in the news..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Nom nom nom!

CFBetter (323kB)
What nonsense is this? Animated toarps? D:

I wanted to do it with a paper speech bubble blu-tac'd onto the glass, but I couldn't ever get the fish and the bubble into a decent picture D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *glees*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *glees at your glee*
*is wearing one big mother-fucking grin* :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# PLECOPLECOPLECOPLECO
yaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Pleco?
Whatever :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Is it not then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I don't know
I've been told its a species of catfish, but that's as much as I know about it
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# species of, plecostomus is, I think.
I'm probably wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# To the internet!
You are correct.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plecostomus
Although my one doesn't look like any of those in the pictures there, I suspect they are related.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I reckon GTSQ's right, you know.
They'd be related, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# dunno
stone loach looks a bit more pointy nosed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Stone Loach?
Didn't he do 'Funky Cold Medina'?

/coat
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# hahaha grunty you bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Mighty N!
\o/
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# Now THAT is a track
what has the funk... where's Flowerpot, I needher to back me up on this stuff. Flowerpot's got the funk!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Verily, a fine tune.
To iTunes - It's buying time!
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#
sillypipedreams.net/mp3/Funky%20Cold%20Medina.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# :D
you know I love you don't you. I'll be listening to THAT later.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ITHINKIT@SAPIKEPROBABLY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
woo for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Muchas gracías :D
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# nice action
the hungry little blighter

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I ahve been trying for weeks to get this picture
He would never be hungry enough to stay against the glass long enough.
This morning he was crazy-hungry :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Yay! *glees*


TJ: I just had a terrible experience walking the streets of Rijswijk, a The Hague suburb
Some terrifying moments in Rijswijk
The FEAR in Rijswijk
(cfb)

Vuil is hier means Dirt is here. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Oh shit *gets under the table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hello down there...


\/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *proffers half of duvet*
Get comfy, I've got a portable DVD player under here.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Woo Woo...
Snuggles up and puffs up the cushions
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# the fear can smell cushions being plumpfed
FLY YOU FOOLS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Are you saying that Teh Captains cushion smell?

*Takes a good hard sniff - Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# it's behind you
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# QUICK
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Leave them prof
they're done for

*winds up rescue helicopter winch

we've done all we can
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# NO! NO NOno no no
*pounds fists against the sinde of the helicopter*

why is it always to good ones...?

*is filled with steely determination to beat Teh Fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# It'll be ok
we'll get that bastard

*swoops off over the treetops
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# No Bridge - Not real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# quiet you
you've been killed by teh fear; obviously you pissed off the writers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# TEH FEAR!
Twice in two days!

* Joins Captin Wow under the table
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Whoa, I see what you mean!
The colour of that tram is simply dreadful.
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# It's the classic The Hague design
and way better than that newfangled white-blue malarky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Sir, I was merely joshing.
I was always a fan of the yellow trams in Utrecht, but they've changed all those, too...

Edit: The coolest ones are the trams in Strasbourg, those ones are neat-o.
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# ooooh
get the internationally travelled and experienced lot over here... I like the busses in Weardale; weardale busses they're called. I once threw up on one because it went past Crook and I forgot to get off and I got scared because I was leaving weardale. Luckily, the driver died of a heart attack because I was screaming so hard and they took me back to Wolsingham so I was safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
My girlfriend fell asleep on the train home yesterday. She only woke up while the train was leaving her station, only to stop 45 minutes later at the next city.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hopefully she made it back
I've done that before and ended up at the bus terminal where there's been no other busses for a few hours ... so you hace to sleep outside on a bench, and that's where things started to go wrong for me; they wouldn't let me back on the bus in the morning because I was a bit smelly of the booze and looked unwashed, and I was miles away from home without a phone. In the end it took me three weeks of walking and sleeping rough to get back to the house, by which time my wife had had me declared dead; so now I really do live on the streets as a tramp, all because I fell asleep on a bus.

it's a sad sad stroy or love and loss and beards
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I know
such a sad story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Sorry.
I just like me trams, so I do.
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# don't appologise you silly sausage
anddon't take me seriously; it can only end in tears.
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# :D
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# ;)

Utrecht has only one tram line. But they have looooong buses! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# and attractive collective options?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!
... also - are you up for war crimes or something?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# War crimes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# The Hague ...
is that not where they try war criminals for crimes against humanity?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ah yes, that it is indeed.
I also lived there for the first 25 years of my life, so I didn't make the connection :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# :D
I didn't mean to seem stupid... but this is just about the only thing I know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# No stupidity detected mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh fuck!
I'm afraid D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# HEYHEY!!
den haag, coolio.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# When I first looked at that, I thought it was NSFW!

Never mind... Woo and Click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
I lol'd :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hehehe!
is that a loach of some description.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I wish I knew now actually
b3ta.com/board/8453246
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Stone loach?
It's been almost 4 years since I split up with the bloke who knew all of this, so I'm going on fuzzy memory. You're most likely right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
This reminds me. I haven't had breakfast yet.

I'll be right back...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Toats?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Mmm!
Maybe a fish finger toastie! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *titter*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :D
Yay!

*un-sads*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# :D
Sads is not good, that's why un-sads is good :D
Nomnomnom!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Just the way to start the day...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Such pretty script...
Does it come with a lady falling asleep in a sand dune? I remember watching one of those adverts as a kid and thinking 'she wants to be careful, it gets dead cold in the desert at night'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# That is soooooo you.
*hugs*
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# :D I'm frighteningly sensible at times.
*hug* morning lovely man.
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# You all well, m'dear?
I'm travelling up into the dangerous wastelands of the north later, wish me luck.
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# Ah don't be nesh, you'll be fine.
Lovely people, northerners.

:D
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# That was...
...good ol' Turkish Delight where that dirty great Arab slices her choccie in two.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I so want that to be a euphemism.
;)
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# i love turkish delight
*checks to see how much pocket money is left
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Yup, I remember it well.
Fry's Turkish Delight. Tastes piss all like proper Turkish Delight, but is good anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# :D
Great Stuff.

*burns appropriate place of religious congregation*
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# Kellogs Achbar
:D

woo some -- all Ihad for breakfast was a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# burns embassy...and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ahhh Yaks
an animal I readily associate with the Islamic culture.
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# hahahaha! this^
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# are there prizes inside?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ooh No...
The Koran doesn't cheapen itself with such frippery
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# I aint afraid of no cereal...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)
# :D
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *LOL*
Every time.... every time, it gets me the same. :D
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# Hahahaha
excellent!
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# And that's the end of that embassy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Edit: An mongoloid catterfly
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# He looks sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# aaaw
The logical progression from a caterpillar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# clever old stick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Yay
for feline / butterfly hybrids!
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# EVOLUTION IN ACTION!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# How rare!
Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I like mongoloid cat butterflies
Now google 'Comet moth'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# so cute!
who's gonna shop the caterpillar? :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# blimey,
dunno if is should fear or hug!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] poweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i'll have half a dozen hampsters (sic) please
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Lo Queeny. IMPORTANT QUESTION
What the hell am i going to listen to today?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# always a good starting point
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnB0hQWGdI
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# nice
choice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Senor
when you're done with the good sir's suggestions, may I possibly provide another one?

NIN- Ghosts. That's the album, anything off that.

And then some Creedence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# heh
love a bit of creedence

Suzie Q ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Born on the Bayou is my ' I'm cooking and happy' song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Jake Thackray
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1P4DAQM6F0
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *sighs*
I bet Freebs would like it...

bloody rockers board...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Dave might like it too
he's pretty much an old saddo - he might even have seen Jake play live... might have roadied for him or supported him... Jake Thackary's Hat Stand Band they might have been called, oh what fun they would have had...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I might like it
desxcibe it to me, as I don't have time to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# That song is basically Nuns on the Run in song format
... they're sung stories made in the French style -- he's a Yorkshireman chansonnier -- and they're funny and dirty and good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# The very best of Perry Como
wins every time.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Perry Como....ver
ha ha ha - he doesn't want people to know he's bald!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# spelling was never my strong point lol
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# nor mine
the last two images i posted both had errors.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# eew!
Hamster sick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Farmer?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha
is that cock next in line to be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# This is a happy image.
It makes me pleased. More urban farms please.

Also: AYLESBURY DUCKS. Best of all the ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Where's you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Herts
i remember.

GO TEAM SHIRES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D hobbits are GO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *dons giant feet and cape*
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Technically I int frum round these parts *rural bucks accent*
but I've lived here for 17 years so fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# well yeah,
I'm a Cockney apparently. But only lived in the laaahndons for 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# The wife's from Ammersmif.
But he lived in Winslow for so long he's a Bucks lad too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Originally from 'arrow
but escaped to the Shires of Watford just before Harrow went tits up.

*smug mode*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hah, I love it when Watford's comparitively better.
My mate hates Aylesbury, but I remind her that she came from Luton so she should be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# yay
i want a small holding please.

When i win the lotto tonight this is what i will do.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# in your case mate its always going to be
a small holding

rofllolmao111
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# you still cried when i put it in
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# rubbing chili all over the condom because 'you can't find any pleasure gel'
will do that. I did say at the time but noooooooo, Captain knows SHIT ALL about penetrative activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# it was that or waste ghee.
and i can't be wasting ghee.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# But I thought you were going to inject that into certain members
of the British Olympic team? 'To see what would happen' you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# change of plan
i'm juicing them up with doc leaf extract
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wow, imminuty to nettles!
Awesome rural England superpower. See also: power of Bull Controlling, power of Stopping that Fucking Sheep Staring at Me and of course, the ultimate one:

Get awf moi lahnd yerbastard, oi've gaht a shahtgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Lovely idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# WRONG!
Indian Running Ducks FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# freaky ducks
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# NO.
Peking duck FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# you make a valid argument...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Peking Duck For The Eating
please pass the pancakes, spring onion and cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# You forget..
The Hoi Sin...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# NOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# But not Bombay Duck!
That duck look a little bit like Australia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
Aylesbury Ducks. YAAAAAY Aylesbury Ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# No! Deadeye Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *glees*
BUCKY! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Mutants and aliens and toads beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I've no idea
but it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I don't know why
but this is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha
that is great
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hehehehe!
'morning mr mole
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hallo g! You big hunk of love.
How the Dickens are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# dandy
has your sing lofty shirt boosted your sex appeal as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hell yeah!
I seem to be thinking about myself, when I masturbate, more than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# The only farming here is the FARMING OF DECEIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I find this image strangely compelling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# i don't know why.. really
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# we will fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# hah!
i couldn't think of an amusing title
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# That sounds like a line from an excellent pre-battle warm up speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# haha
"on my signal...we will fuck it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# HELL YEAH *raises cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# "once more unto the bum breach...."
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# we shall fuck them on the beaches
we shall fuck them on the landing grounds..
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Seriously, this is rousing stuff.
Someone (I can't think who, think it was my pa) once said I was always one step away from battle. Now I see why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Then beat them during.
Yaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
#
are you sure he didn't say 'one step away from the bottle'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# For an alcoholic that'd have been a bit hypocritical
not that I didn't almost... but yes. No.

Might not have been him, could have been someone else. Not too sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I wish could afford to be an alcoholic
But once I've bought my crack for the day I've barely got enough for a half ounce of baccy let alone a bottle of vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# How much is crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Cheap to those who can afford it
Very expensive to those who can't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ahhhh of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
We few, we happy few, we band of bummers;
For he to-day that sheds his nut-load with me
Shall be my bummer; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlepeeps in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves hamtouchers they were not here,
And hold their manhoods, wahey, whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *wipes a tear from her cheek*











*sniffs hanky*

But that's not....



ewwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# is this Marlowe's original?
"ooh, I wouldn't put 'gay' there, Chris"
"oh ok then Bill, put what you want, it's your name that's on it"
"I'll put 'day', that'll do...now where's my sackbut?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# pffffft
we are so fucking highbrow.... sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Yay for bagpuss
Ning ning ning!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Hola senor.
For some reason, I am feeling like death warmed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# bagsy first dibs on the corpse
whatever that means.

good 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Either that you're going to raise my undead corpse
using some ancient scout ritual

OR

you're going to use me to store your dip-dabs in.

Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I was thinking bbq ribs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# GAH Ribless zombie after my tasty meat!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# oh dear
perhaps you could explain to me, in layman's terms, Hohfeld's analysis of correlative rights

that'll make you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# .....Denny Crane.
I don't know. That's my legal skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Hola atcha
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hahaah
and as for Emily... :P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# oops!
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# still a woo post
I thought it was deliberate for a moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *yaffles*
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I wouldn't fuck anything with stripes
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# or fur for that matter
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# i spent most of my university days desperately
trying to fuck a girl who persistently wore a pink and red hoopy jumper. i don't know if that's the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *dials*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Not Thomas Hardy then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Man, if I could call the past
The first ever phone call would be me calling Graham Bell, pretending to be a police officer.

"I'm sorry sir but your family just died in a horse related accident."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Nah,
tell him your name is Steve in a strong indian accent and try and ask him about his mobile...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# and then ignore anything he says which doesn't fit with your script
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just watched the south park where Cartman has the phone that can talk to the past...

Also - b3ta.com/links/New_Eden_teaser_trailer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha! I want a Time Phone! :D
A pearoast from late last night:
for them that have lives and had left to pursue them! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Silly monkey!
Dead kitty is not balloon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# That's rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# :D
Inchwooooorm....inchwoooooorm.... never was there such a lonely inchwooooorm

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# wadya call me???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# YOU'VE obviously not seen the wonderous movie
called Hans Christian Andersen starring Danny Kaye.

It's one of my very favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# TOAP!
I keep thinking this when I see the advert.

Note to self: no one here has ever taken Berocca or seen the ad and they are wondering what the hell you are goig on about.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Buys...
Drinks...
Sicks a bit...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# 'ning-nong!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# cow go bong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Spike Milligan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# :D
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# another
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# and my personal favourite - "Granny"
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!

* Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Ther is one by Rod Hull that I love. An Ode to Pottersbar. (Which I can't seem to find online but I shall try and do it by memory)
Hurrah! Hurrah! To be in Potters Bar.
People come from near and far.
By boat, by train, by bus, by car.
So bring your ma and bring your pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Woo.. I used to live near there (Barnet)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ha - I misread that as 'Burma'
*juntas*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Twunt

Burma is nowhere near Potters Bar, it is nearer to Slough!

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# horse go ding
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# ivesb!
Where have you been all my life lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# hiding from you and your obsession with me!!
*hides*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# *finds...
*pokes...
*points...
*laughs...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Well you did a crap job at the bash then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# I actually like Berocca
Although the stuff you get in Oz tastes a lot nicer. You still get the same glowing piss though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# mine's dayglo green...
is that normal?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# From you're planet?
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# haha, it's true
the terrible idea-nicking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Yeah I noticed that too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I always have a berocca if I'm hungover.
I tried to eat one once, that was HORRID. Not recommended at all. 2/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# 2/10?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I didn't die or vomit.
Vomiting would have made it 1/10, death = 0/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Ah right.
with ya:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Hurts a bit as well, actually.
1.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Swallows some 1.2/10
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# You
but on a really crappy day!
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Behold the Japanese Fighting Squirrel in thier natural habitat
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# *takes bets*
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Where? Japan?
woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Yakuza squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Squirrel of the 88
:)

ninja-edit
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)
# heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Have you been in my back garden?
Sqirrels are always fighting there

ningles people!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)
# 'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Yay!
You're back?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# well i am for today because the boss is back tomorrow,
but i have the tinterwebs at home!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Woo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# nings JS
y'alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# ningles nibs!
I'm grand

Had an interview yesterday that went very well and am full of glee today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
# oo cor great
my gf has an interview tomorrow after 5 years of working for herself, she's bricking it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Ooh... good luck to her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 11th June - More of my lucky blue pants
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 7:46, archived)
# magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I'm imagining him bounding through the sky now...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Awesome :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)
# v nicely drawn
'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)
# those blue pants take you to some fantastic places!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)
# most excellent, sir!
/ningles you crazy people
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# hahaha
excellently done
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# :D
great stuff as usual
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

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