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# Subliminal Lime
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Sublime!
Truely Sublime!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i think the guy on the right
is blaaarbing.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# on the left...
Nyom Nom nom
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# nyom!
work is over..
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# That's no blaaaarrrrb...
it's clearly a Guuuuuvvvvv!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# GET YOUR STRIDES ON
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# YOU'RE NICKED, YOU SLAGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Write the feeem tune...
sing the feme tooon... NYOM!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# limes, limes
daa da daa dadada
limes, limes
daa da daa dadada

*repeat*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:02, archived)
# LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# hehehe! Lime and blarbs
is this Wand Bagon rolling again?

www.b3ta.com/board/8468252
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# THE SWEENEY
♪ THE SWEENEY ♪

♪ do doo do-do dooo ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Limes are soooo last month!
Can I leave this here?


Idea from last lime thread and almost certainly bindun!

edit: Limes and Blaaaarb on the other hand!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# christ thats good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh wow.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I bet it's never bindun either
and I've left it here like a numpty!

Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Genius.
Best take ever.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Thank you sir!
*feels silly for leaving it here now*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# yay!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahahahah
yesterday i got me a t-shirt of darth vader doing topiary and making a death star tree
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I wanna see!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha wonderful
haven't seen it done before!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:07, archived)
# There's no time like Lime Time!
Yeehaa!

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Thought of this in an AA meeting


Seemless I know but I only have paint.
(thrain, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Do you get free roadside recovery?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# baddum tssh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# have you tried this
www.getpaint.net/ it's free
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# and dead good :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I like the unlimited undo function
*Undoes mistaken line drawn*

*Undoes installing paint.net*

*Undoes going to see Norbitt on a date*
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i only use it as my default editing thing for windows
although it's pretty good for other stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Really in an AA meeting?
'cause like... lol alcoholics...

No offence :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# whut whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# awww yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *is still confused*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *gets flashbacks to doing Rat Pack in PackRat*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *sigh*
I tried but put too much water in the icing and it started to splunge so I had to just take a quick pic.
Sorry, Prod :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hehehe
you said splunge!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# dis is ace!
click
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# most splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's blimmin BRILLIANT! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hello little fella!
*eats*
*guilts*
*WOOs!*
*clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh dear
I made that with lard for the colour and added marmite in a failed attempt to make it look grey.
*holds out bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *bokes*
wait a minute, so what you are telling me is that its like a solid lump of vegatarian dripping?

*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's veggy lard or beefy lard
it's cooked though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha cool!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hurrah!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Heh
Excellent.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hahahah yaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Jumpyness

I'm a bit of a lurker but I actually made something I think maybe worthy of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I don't think it takes a lot to be "worthy"
Look at some of the other posts! hehe

Have a click for posting anyway :)
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hooray! Thanks muchly
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# more than worthy
post more, you have no excuse now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
I will do I just have to watch out because I'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# WTF!!
ARRRRRGH!
*Hides*
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Needs more wobbly cock...

*And so we return to the start of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Ha
Top work
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Avast, Ye.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# cock sword.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
#
She could pirate my booty any day.

...Or should that be the other way round?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Boob-Bandana. :) like
Isn't that boob-bandana a bit too tight?
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# She needs the support.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
I say let 'em hang out.

No shame when you've got blunderbusts like she has.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *offers his hands*
as support :)
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
#
She has her playmates for that kind of heavy duty work.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# i'm in love again
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# wootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# lovely as ever.
i might have to print that actually
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Found a pic on my phone that reminded me of you
Give me a moment to find it...

Got it, you've referenced this place in your most recent SA arc...




Click for bigger (383KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I gots loadsa of suggestions:
All involving Chloe...

Chloe as a fictional character
Chloe’s giant mech suit helping out Iron Man
Chloe being licked by Elli
Chloe around Kat’s house, trying on her clothes (And bursting them)
Chloe as the teacher all kids had a crush on
Chloe riding bareback (On a horse, obviously)

I hope they provide some ideas.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# old gag redone for London - oops wrong size initially posted


blog and archive

pic credits - Bloggerheads and Indymedia
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
My favourite photo is of this chap who swings his baton like a girl:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/06/found_this_spoo.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# are you sure he's not just a special constable who is a conductor for his day job?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# all I can confirm
is that he's special
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# just emailed
tried to get advance permission to use your pic.

Phone's engaged - just hang up on Dizzy :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# but I love the sound of his voice
almost as much as he does
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# "almost"
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# lol..
i don't know why this is funny. but it is
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# because its childish as hell maybe?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# still makes me laugh..
must be good then
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hahahaha
*click

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hehehe
*clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Pfft.


Click for bigger (95KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *click*
b3ta is a veritable click-fest today, glad to see you all got parolled from the asylum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I'm not having it that that's a lime
That's a lemon that some fucker has painted green.


Splitters.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I recognize that green painted lemon!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# s'lime innit?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That's no lime...
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you are all being deceived!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Damn right!
It's a fucking lemon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# And the winners of the Nuremberg Rally are....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# terrible
but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
EDIT: A-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I think something to do with Nurburgring and Nuremberg
Not entirely sure what though!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# it's the nuremberg rally, innit
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Step on the gas!
Amusing concept there.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] just add water, makes its own sauce. Doesn't leave no aftertaste


Click for bigger (94KB)
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# CREAMY!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Good grief!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# You cock...
You are what you eat!

Edit: What's a Genetleman?
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I think it was an attempt at conglomerating the words
Genital and Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Ahhh I see...
It's not often I conglomerate my genitals with gentlemen, but I guess Summer IS around the corner...
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I will often have a wank whilst listening to
Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs.

Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# genitalmen?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# A tad NSFW?
My boss doesn't like it when pictures containing cocks appears on my screen. Therefore, I now have a P45, no job, lost my house, the wife has run away with the next door neighbour.

Thank you very fucking much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Tesco Value Divorce?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ^ this
.

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Don't be daft
It doesn't look like porn
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# That's almost ironic
I was just saying to my colleague that HR never seems to get things done quick enough...

Edit: How can the wife run away with the next door neighbour if you're homeless?
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# can't a homeless person have a neighbour?
next door = next to the door..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I suppose
If said homeless person is lurking around someone's door themself (perhaps stalking said ex-wife?).

I'm not sure a cardboard box can have a "door" in the true sense of the word. Depends how artistic the occupant.
If they're ambitious enough, I guess they could even have extenions. after all, isn't that's what shoeboxes are for?
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# no.
shoe boxes are for being attached to a leash and petting.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# nothing wrong with a little light petting
Heavy petting on the other hand...
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i'm sorry.
i'm addicted.. it's a desease
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No-no
It's ok... I just meant, use the other hand!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The spouse
At least she didn't have to run very far, unless you live somwhere like Texas, and if you do, I hope it's not a cowboy she's run away with........
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# at least you got to see some cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# why do people bother
searching for the source of this..
and they must have the perfect one,
that means going through alot.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I just read your question of the week answer in your profile
Are you really such a RACIST TOSSER?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I don't remember that question
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# or possibly a big black man?
debate.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Soop
Yep
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Loop de Loop
An Everythingist tosser more like. Have a special hatred of all evil furtrappers.
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# high speed see-through bird - Beware
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# i'll take 4.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# oh noes!
**loads shotgun**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I don't want it, here. No, I don't want it either, here. No I don't want it, here. I said, I don't want it, here
No, here! No, you have it!

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Pfffft
Hot CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i had a dream a bit like this the other day
i blame freud
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
i was thinking that!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# besides
when has that ever mattered
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i blame sausages
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# i Lol'd
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
proper office lol!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# New Series.
Following a freak fiery accident involving K.I.T.T, three elderly widows and a marching band, Michael Knight is...

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# rooney?
woopic.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Or a horribly succesful accident
involving a potato-chipping machine!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'm sorry but I don't follow this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Not to worry
It's not the greatest series on TV,
but if you decide to follow it eventually, you can catch up on most torrent sites.
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# animals and how you should treat them...


www.ironicbbq.co.uk
(Ironic BBQ, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Good Lord
it's David Shrigley. :)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# no this is better
and less pretentious
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# it has the cold deap nipples of a killer
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# heheheh, that is all kinds of crazy
and wonderful to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# love love love
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# wonderful!
and it actually makes good sense to me. :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Das is gut mit mein sexy eyes nein?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
this earns a click of my mouse 'tward the I like this button
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Danke
mein friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# You have GTA4 now
what do you think of it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I finished it last night
I've enjoyed this one more than any other GTA game I've played since GTA 1

... now I'm wating on MGSIV to turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Ive spent the last 2 days playing it
Its ridicuously addictive
On the big middle island now - think im nearly gonna move onto the left hand one soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# what's your favorite way to kill a hooker?
I like to spend the daytime sleeping, just to get into character, and then I go and pick on up in a really flashy car and pay her as much as I can for the most expensive thing going so she thinks she's in luck, then, when she gets out of the car, I knock her to the ground with the baseball bat and set her on fire with a petrol bomb. Then I plug her dead corpse with rounds from my pistol and take my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAH
great times. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# yup
good honest fun

GTA == Hooker Killing Simulation
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# You tried the online dating aswell
and of the dates succeed?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hahahhahhaha
I havnt found any hookers yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# night time, check out the docklands and the area up near Mikey's garage.
the place is hoaching with them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# haha
Ill try that out - I been doing police missions recently - its good fun being the good side of the law :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# It's cracking...
...problem is finding the odd 6 hours at go to play the bleeder. Tis rather large, and, as a lot of people have been saying, a tad too dark at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Just turn up the brightness and contrast on teh menu
thats what I did - and its fine now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Ooh...
...ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# kinda stalled on it...
excessive numbers of overly long missions with no break points that I keep getting killed on when 90% of the way through. Frustrating.

JJ has a decent take on it... www.collectedcurios.com/HTP_018_GTA4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Yeah i saw that a while ago
the angles arnt that bad when driing - just use the right hand stick to move the camera up when in tall vehicles
Im yet to be called in a firefight yet its usually just when driving to get to the firefight
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah most of it I can deal with...
it's just the goddamn going out with people and the lack of checkpoints that gives me the pip...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# yeah that is a tad annoying
I got drunk with dwayne (killed playboy) and got chase by the feds and he ended up in hosp - only just managed to get in the pay n spray before I got killed or busted and then he wanted a sodding lift back from the hospital!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahah!
damn... just triggered an old memory... anyone else remember the game "Rommel's Revenge?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# nope
just you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# WW2, you were the one in khaki shooting at me
i was the one cowering behind a tank. is it me or did we have a connection?

po box 4534535345345
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# those eyes are many shades of horror
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# "Avert your eyes from the beauty of my concubines."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Terry loved how the surgery went
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Pfft!
I sniggered, so have a click.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hehehehehe1
that's life
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# now animate it,
so the stick man will move, and the cock will get in and out :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Real Photo... Monday?
Took this one over the weekend. I've put it on links, but I thought board may want a gander. I call this one.. "Mystery Solved". Two news paper stands, right next to each other..



Click for full shot
(__, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Tottenham, Wood Green and Edmonton - where the rate of teenagers shooting each other isn't nearly high enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Dewsbury ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Myth Busted
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# haha
since this is a technical pea, I shall TJ:

www.box.net/shared/piplzj3wgc

New song :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# is it anything like that rap stuff?
I don't have speakers or headphones, but I like that rap stuff -- it gets my angry up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# um
it's ambient electro.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# And it's nice...
:)
(__, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ambient electro ehhh?
that's a bold claim. Okay then - I shall send myself this link and pass judgement on it at my convenience... I'll probably be naked, I find it hard to listen to music with my buttocks restricted by clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ANTE UP! HEY HEY HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# She's an Uzi lover
she'll get a hold on you believe me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Its a bit slow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# LIKE YOUR MUM
THEY KEEP HER IN A CAGE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# If a jobs worth doing its worth doing quickly
(I prefer my music a bit moar up tempo)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Fuck if you think that's slow!
*realises he doesn't have the depressing infinite repeat accordion music on this computer*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i shall listen to this while i await my cd
where is it??

also, you have become john michael jar. vangelis
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# it should be with you by now :S
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# well it ain't here
but not worry i'm sure it'll turn up in due course.
also is that on a loop, it's still going.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Clicked for later!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Mystery Blaze?
Was it wearing a mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I think you will find that the Bakery blaze
was caused by a cow kicking over a lantern in Pudding Lane!

And that isnt news, it happened 342 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Cheeky sod
(__, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I know!
The fucking cow burnt most of London! Oh well, steaks were had by all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# In the same Real Photo Monday vein


Socks and Sandals Season: IT IS OPEN

Uusual rules apply: 10 points per spot, bonus points awarded for white knee-length.

With the Olympics fast approaching we need all the practice we can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# those look like yanky legs to me
the british mens team wear grey socks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# There can be only one....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ahhhh.....!

*Pukes a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Pielander!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# erm... no one look!
fwap fwap fwap
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Ahhhh.....! My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Sorry...
I'll aim the other way next time!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# happy candle
:0)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Blagodarya! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# crappy handle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Moltes gràcies! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# AAARGH
RUN FOR THE HILLS............
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# run for your liiiife
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I'm of to see them next month...
Yay to Iron Maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i am in two weeks
in Graspop belgium :D
and Priest will be there too :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# you'll never outrun it - it has TWO jaguars
and they pull his cariot through the skies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I weirdly want one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Dixon's let himself go since the appendix op
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Enter, Stranger, to the land of dreams...
If you dare...
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Nightmare on Queens Street, Glasgow..from the sounds of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yes!

"Oi! Dog's-bottom!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# haha
now make 7 sequels!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
But you lose points for reminding me of the existence of that annoying fecking pixie bastard. What was his name again? Pipkin, or something. Spoiled the whole show.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hehe
Don't worry, Freddy got him!
He's now in Hull, fighting with Jar-Jar and Wesley Crusher!
(Virulent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Pickle
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# A strange lonesome monster...


BIG!

(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# nice.
I like the thing with the pointy ears
(Davis Catpnenis, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 's an owl
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I like this expression..
ace
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I demand more of this sort of thing
please
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# looks like an owl
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# sad :(
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# oh this is awesome :D
lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooh
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# yay new wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# your stuff is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# god thats nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# that is all kinds of excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# very nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Oooh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# bloody amazing
woo indeed - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ooh this is very very excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

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