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# He's lost his mummy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Have you looked in France?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# They lost Bonnie Tyler
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# 'lost'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# During a total eclipse?
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# ARGH!
kill it with hammers!!!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hammers?!
Super-critical masses of plutonium, more like...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Captian Wow has you on ignore?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# He said "Beans" to her
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'll remember that and use it next time she starts to wind me up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# more than likley.
she has a phobia of "beans" and i kept mentioning them in my posts...


...like this b3ta.com/board/8508168
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# fantastic work!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :D
also got a GAZ from SmashMonkey wondering about a mini bash

rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# sadly, I doubt I'll be there
unless it's in a year or so...which reminds me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# reminds you of what?
and could you get upto liverpool?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm in Sydney Aus. Liverpool, UK is a touch far.
but I finish my degree at the end of the year and I'm contemplating further stuff OS. I was reminded to look into it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# \o/
you could always go to Liverpool AUS and PRETEND we're there
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yeah the crowd down there are smelly, offensive and ill mannered, just like the scousers!
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *insert joke about convicts and tribesmen*
cant think of anything witty :(

the Dingo humper wins :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# When I tell people stories about my adventures
they look at me disbelievingly and say "Didyareallydo all that?"
ed: I can't get a woman OR a dingo. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# genius
I'm going to make an animated gif with an unexpected bean in it
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahahaha do it!
HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# DO IT!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Send her a card like Lazlo Woodbine's
glorious Unexpected Horse
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Unshopped from earlier in the week:
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaa!
What IS that?
(__, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# It's a moorhen chick
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# it's a small piece of black fluff
on legs
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# unshopped? what the fuck?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# It's looking over it's right whoulder at the ground
so you can't see it's head, but it's created this hilarious ball of walking fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ah I see!
Impressive photo!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, thank god
I thought it was headless. I was about to start weeping hysterically. It's too early for headless moorhen chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ooh, good stuff.
Awesome as ever, Mr. S.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 28th June - Twang


Keep sending me ideas - either PM me or email [email protected]
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# i'm rather liking this one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# this is awesome
'ning everyone

really really awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# very nice, is it some one famous? or just some guy restringing?
either way its rather good.

i just found this on my computer from my holiday in canada last year but as its totally unshopped i'll leave it here

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You can't take these things too seriously
Potatoes are a gateway tuber!

Starts with a spud, and it's ok for a while, then you need something stronger so you try beetroot, and you think "yeah, it's ok, I can handle it"

Within weeks, you are addicted to colrabi, swede and yams. And then you have to steal VCRs and get a job as a Mark Ronson backed chanteuse in order to maintain your habit.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# haha that how is happened to me
not i'm a fourteen parnip a day man:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Fuck me, Parnips are the worst!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Worse than wedes ?
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# superb work as normal
tj cos it's not worth it's own thread, a-style's logo looks a bit fruity to be displayed before the watershed

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I saw this on TV about 20 minutes ago and was thinking of posting it here.

Mindpiss'd
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# The Superbikes wouldn't be the same
without these occasional glimpses of stylised rear-ending.

The logo is just bursting at the seams with innuendo. The name also...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Superbikes?
I think you're referring to the MotoGP race today.

Superbikes are on tomorrow :)

[/pedant]
(Taffer, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Best logo on TV
ooh, and my first message, how exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# v nice :D
ps quick threadjack;


Turned up in the post this morning from Nextgen Giveaway for FREE, excellent stuff. Don't expect a reply for a few hours, I've got a Wii to setup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Just be careful
You don't do what I did, went a bit overboard with the Tennis game and spent the next two days in pulled muscle hell.

Have fun! :)
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Haha!
Tennis Shoulder is great.

A few days after I first got mine I thought "My shoulder aches. I wonder why".

*starts Wii Sports*

"Aargh! Oh, I see."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You are the Team Fortress 2 Engineer
AICMFP!


(oh, and woo too)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Am it fluffy teim?
Rabbits keep jumping out in front of my car and killing themselves when I drive to work in the morning. So I have made a story about a kamikaze bunny. (with apologies to Richard Adams)


Click for bigger and full story (180KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# bunniiiiiiieeeeesss!
I like bunnies
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Squirrels make better ninjas soz
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Metric goats are safe then?
or will he killametre them as well
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Epic effort man.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Another traffic sign
click for bigger
hondjepasseert
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# This is so hilarious my puny human mind cannot possibly comprehend the enormity of it...
Also:
Fuck off, you moob-munching buggernazi
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Well I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# and we all like you...

www.b3ta.com/board/8507905
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# of course he's being sarcastic. We all hate you
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha - cock

* NING k3b/-\b!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# gday
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Oh, you!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# NO U!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)
# But that would say "Oh, yo" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# What from me...????
Never!

Never Sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Completely irrelevant, but:
I'm reading "The Doomspell" and this sentence tickled me:
"A cold mist poured into the crack, covering everyone in a milky wetness"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# * Fwaps a little..
* Oo Er...

* Is this going to be the day when the weekday b3tans take over the weekend slot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I don't know, I'm always here but I never pay attention to who's online when :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i'm here no matter what day of the week it is.
such is my dedication
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Dedication, yes, that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I wish
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# You wish for what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# To be covered in a milky wetness, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Well that's fine
I hear Nick Griffin is a lovely chap too...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# My secret shame*!
*Doesn't really support the BNP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Me neither
fuck the BNP,royal nationalists...I like the IRA!
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahah I doubt that'll go down very well around here :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I expect mopst people have him on ignore after last weeks bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# If you don't like someone, click the ignore button
rather than make a twat out of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I support this abuse
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] YaY
have another
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Very emo this morning
hulk23  
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# The Incredible Sulk ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Yes
only between 8 and 10 am
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Fuck off
You jizz-gargling arsechimp
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# What the fuck?
What's wrong with it!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I can't see anything wrong with it either...
But you don't need much of an excuse to call someone a jizz-gargling arsechimp. That is just a great insult.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Arse-wrangling twatmantis
has been my favourite so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Anything with mantis in it is great :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ooo
*clicky*

This is the best place for insults.

Until I started reading the board, the best I had was spasticated albanian butt-monkey.

Ning board!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I am not a sir!
While I was sleeping my best friend took me for a sex change. I am now Miss. Serenity.

*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# And what's your girlfriend got to say about that?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *commits to memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ...
this 'n' that
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# and
www.taalaktiekomitee.org/
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Well actually, your petty nationalism is of less concern to me
than your rampant racism, intertwined though they may be.

But thank you for trying to be helpful, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# yay the incredible sulk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:43, archived)
# hahahaa!
*clickificates*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Oh sheesh !
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 8:02, archived)
# i still wouldn't let him in
tis very good though, /click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I'll just wheel this out one last time...
(cactusrob, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# This woo
is woo too
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
hot shit, that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# That's gotta be jelly
'cos jam don't shake like that
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
awesome...
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] HEAVY METAL
(goatsy open wide, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# pilli is gay germ cock.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I had a farm.
I'm dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
# noooooo.
not the farm.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:28, archived)
# ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU DID NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF PROPER TRACTOR SAFETY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:35, archived)
# The voices made me do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:48, archived)
# riverghost can't read this post.
he sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw this sign in Wales...
(thanatos, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)
# :D
i likes it makes me wanna stick a roundabou sign in my gif below and compo it... too much effort me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:45, archived)
# here have my click

.
Thas no moon tho!! tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Your woo
is woo
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# poor sbwriel.
she's not that dim, she just loves her little fly friends :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:43, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:45, archived)
# a weeeeee!



around i go, round and round and round etc.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Come to daddy
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)
# if you think thats bad
have an unused frame



click for spookier

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:10, archived)
# mmm.. spooky
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:17, archived)
# TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# oh lordeh!
That's one spooky double negative jape right there.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# digital mates
30 second exposure which i stood in on for about 5 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# awesome :D
so it was an intentional mindfuck?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:26, archived)
# indeed
i got a digital slr and that was part of my experimenting. the first timeit was lets see what happens and i saw it was good so i then tried to make it very good. took about 7 or 8 goes. this be my favourite as i've obviously moved my head slightly as my mouth is pure fucking evil in that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:33, archived)
# It is indeed excellent!
I still have my old SLR somewhere, it's one that uses film and everything. I shall have to dig it out soon, I have a couple of rolls of black and white film on my desk being unused.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# nom nom nom
:)

i bought it for a stop motion anim that I'm workign on then i found the fucker doesn't have a live video out so now I've got to save up for a video assist to shove down the view finder. damn poorness. then i's some form of diy lighting rig after that and we're off... part clay part toys part digital manipulation *all facial movements are gonna be done using photoshop's warp tool a la my money anim* all weird. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)
# That sounds awesome-exciting-cool-wicked-that's-a-neato-what-now-right
best of luck with it, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
# I'mma gonna be in it as well
I'mma gonna video my face print it off frame by frame and stick it on a head of a barbie as it repeatedly flashes for a machine that makes a dolls head look at her....

yup. that's a scene right there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)
# lol
my computer is being an arse and running gifs slowly.. i set it at 24fps near as damn it.. how fast is i spinning?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:02, archived)
# have you an authentic ablation mandioter
if not see postbear (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:06, archived)
# No but i've got a sister who works at the gasboard
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
# i'd love to meter
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# i bet she's
got a real electric personality
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# sparks would fly
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)
# yeh but she got GAS.. gas, sparks BOOM!
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)
# heehee!
Hello all, I'm back for a bit, as I cannot sleep. Anybody know anything about this cio-cio-san girl who's new here? She seems fairly nice apart from the fact that she called me an opinionated prick without any provocation whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# I've done some internet research but just got lost on pron
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# perv :p
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# but i still likes yer, just in a private way
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
# research??
cio cio san = madam butterfly


oh yeh then i had a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
# are you cultured?
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)
# he's developing a culture
but i wouldn't call it high brow... depends on how excited he gets.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# in a yeast based way
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)
# kebab
wants her for his own. thats alli know

she also seems to ready to point out when she is joking.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm sure she'll turn out to be lovely. If not, I'll meet her at a bash one day and sex her I'm sure she'll be lovely then. :)

EDIT: Madame Butterfly, eh? Well if she knows her Puccini she can't be too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Hey, so long as it is female and not too pyshco I'll do it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# when ever i see you've posted
I'm going to start humming tom jones' sex bomb. maybe you can leave your hat on.. mix it up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Damn right I'm a sex bomb
Face and Capt. WoW think I'm teh sexeh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:08, archived)
# sorry sorry
sex pest.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# JUST HELP YOURSELF TO MY LIPS!
TO MY ARMS JUST SAY THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)
# err..
antipodean?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:23, archived)
# yeps I am an Oztard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# sounds like
she'd be dynamite in the sack
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# she'd bang you all night long
and leave you with explosive diarrhoea.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# No, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# look kids!
free lube for all!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:24, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
#
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I can't help imagining that as a paralysed bird that somebody has stuffed with gunpowder
and led a little line of powder to, all ready to blow it up.

why am I so wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# wow! you read my mind
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:28, archived)
#
read licked
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:34, archived)
# *obligatory noob moment*
how do you strike through?

I'm getting tired on the pen marks on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:36, archived)
# haha, it's <s>hello everybody</s> I AM A BIG GAY
I'll give you something to practice with...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)
# okay
hello everybody I'm a big gay

like thats?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
# oooh, spacky! I like it!
HEY, you know what? I have a really really tiny weeny duck that I keep showing to women in bars.

*spurs on*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:49, archived)
# ?
HEY, you know what? I have a really really tiny weeny duck that I keep showing to women in bars.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# that picture reminds of the day i went to rhyl and drawned a picture of a chip and then it was stolen
dammit man why?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I bought the chips you free loader. It was never yours
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:43, archived)
# don't opress me you cunt
i said chip CHIP not chips
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:45, archived)
# STOP COVETING MY CHIPS!!!
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:47, archived)
# as gronkpan would say
you are gonna be unfreinded www.b3ta.com/board/8034496
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# serious? ha ha it's my pot!
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# ?
hmmm?

haz ye gotz a link?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# I wish postbear was around. I have been wanting to show this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVZ8Ko-nss4
..although I am sure he's seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# BIG WORDS
but gives you a feeling of trust
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together a
and a superaminative wennel-sprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1943, it was found that the use of anhydrous nagling pins enabled a kyptonastic boiling shim to be tankered.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Browsers have no respect for rate.
Also
Number of timers to drive each gif on the page
changes all rates. Can really mess up tiled ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)
# i've noticed that before
little quirks...

sometimes i feel it adds to it..specially if it's justa reptative motion like say spielberg fucking dr suess.. which i would repost but its big and i can't be arsed to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:18, archived)
# everybody wang chung tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Moving
click
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Wee!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 7:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# kthxjayzbye
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:29, archived)
# kthxjayzbye
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# yes
thank you?......yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:49, archived)
# too true!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# it happens
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:37, archived)
# what?
fuck it,i iz Schleeeeeeeepin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# HAPPY B3TA DAY
HUGHUGAHGUAHGUAHGAUHGAHGUAHGHAGHAUGUA
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this mud was in Ploice Story 2 with Jackie Chan...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Hahaha
If you watch really carefully the mud makes a cameo in New Ploice Story.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Ploice
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:43, archived)
# CLAL TEH PLOICE!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I downloaded Cubes
But it's Windows, so I'll install it tomorrow.

What exactly is it? They dance around what the game ACTUALLY is, and just say what it's similar to, and how long it took to make.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:44, archived)
# This should demonstrate the game adequately.
www.vimeo.com/1221540

Finding a game going on is a bit tricky at the mo as it was only really released the other day, plus it's indie to begin with, plus there are gain hosting issues at the moment. But there's nothing like sitting in a room for four hours until your eyes start to fuse to your retinas.

The first time you play the game is a pretty amazing experience, especially if the first time is for about 5 hours. It's so fucking mental. So fast, and it just cocks your eyes. Although that fades after a while and it's just fast and fun.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Holy shit, it took me until the end to realise it's like 3D lightbikes from Tron.
Hell yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Don't you mean it's like 3D lightbikes from Tron....
WITH FUCKING GUNS!

Also the first time I played it the mental speed dodging, disorientation and flying reminded me of that Taxi sequence from The Fifth Element. I was then constantly humming that caribbean music while the coloured tubes rotted away my brain.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Oh awesome.
This game has promise :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)
# quick. call november the 9th
there is a people in trouble

edit: it was a 911 joke btw
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
# I can't.
That would involve the temporal superposition of electronic data and is therefore implausible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:44, archived)
# are you a scientist?
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# He is Science™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:49, archived)
# i didn't get it,
and now with your explanation its as clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:46, archived)
# dam i'm good
enjoy the azures and drink deeply you pointless camel

night
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I shall sir.


I shall.

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Seeing as it's so late, here's my bellybutton


I'm actually in New Zealand, not Australia, but people seem to get the two places confused all too often.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# one of them is the scum off the earth
the other is australia :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Belly buttons are the scum of the earth?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# lint ftw!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i find that the way to tell the difference between the accents
is that new zealanders sound slightly more like thye've got adenoids (typographical error?)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# We don't say fush and chups
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Are you a kuy-wuy?
from Nw Zlnd?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# but oz
doesn't have flight of the conchords...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# This is win
Nw Zlnd is win.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# pigs arse!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# You racist
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# hello oz
can we have your scores please (joking)
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# no
(not joking)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# 7?
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# flattery will get you every where my dear.
...sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# where are you from?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they have a special hug...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# yay storks
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
HOW GIRL GET PREGERNENT?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# weeeeeeeeee
kaboom!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# *that's the best KaboOOOM ever*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# it can last from any where
from 3 to 5 minutes.


maybe 10 if it's a really ugly mummy and daddy happened to meet her while drunk and think "meh, what the hell."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I know...
i have met my parents...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# i have met them too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Why when you say special hug do I imagine them both being on fire like Johnny Flame
and laserbeams shooting out of their knuckles?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# interesting family?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# NEW ZEALAND IS JUST ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN STATE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# EXACTLY
WHERE THEY FUCK SHEEP!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe they wont get ivaded now?
(goatsy open wide, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I saw this and thought this
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)
# *schlooop schlooop schlooop*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# would.
am doing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# *hypnotises*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# *screeches*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# This, sucks.
hhehheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# happy birthday
dear Dekionplexis! (copy and paste)
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Tool - Lateralus
Also, fankchoo stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Fuckin' choon/album
I haven't listened to Tool for a while, I'll put that album on :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# It is a sublime masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# That it is, my man. That it is.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# agreed
*prison sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)
# it's pretty trippy yeh
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# very
i saw them live at ozfest 2001 *first concert gleeeeen* after taking some legal hallucinogens and tripping out in a mudvayne moshpit.. aaah waking up to tool was fun.

thinking that the bassists massive ginger goatie was a tongue lolling out his face realising it was a beard precoeed by everything begin to green purple and a lil bit swirly was also fun. :D

don't do drugs kids. well not the legal ones.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)
# i had some salvia once
was recommended. i thought i was going to die.

/bad trip blog
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# oh god
tip of the iceburg that day.

it was the day before my business studies gcse. rock and roll. smoked sooooo much.

then had a cigarete and it brought it all back again both me and my mate where wrecked.. and i went from an f in my mocks for which ihad sobered up to a c.. good times.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# so the drugs DO work

(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# worrying well in terms of my gcse results
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# splendid
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# what i likes
is an album i got a bit back.. a string tribute to tool. third eye open

tool on a string quartet is fabulous.

almost as good as the orchesteral version of some of aphex twins stuff.. Acoustica: Alarms will sound


things i need to go find again. damn you dead hard drive curse your black soul!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# i've heard that, it verra nice.
the afi one was good too *prepares for flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)
# I like that album, I used to have it too :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)
# PRISON SEX IS NOT ON LATERALUS, YOU FOOL.
IT IS ON UNDERTOW, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# i know, but i can't very well *ticks and leeches* you can i?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Christ, you suck, watch this;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90DH9lZK3fA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)
# *schisms*
right i'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)
# nuh night pet
x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# That's the best video ever.
'Schism' not my one.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# No, Shadrach is the best video ever.
But Tool videos are fucking crand.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Not even Maynard can *ticks and leeches*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# i have never been to prison




or had sex....oh well

edit: does farther rogers count?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# A year ago, possibly two, I took a two week 'trip' across Holland with '10,000 Days'
I wrote about it..somewhwre, many japes.

I say '10, 000 Days' as it's the only album I took with me, great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I've had many a summery walk to that album
It's firmly lodged in my mind with images of sunshine and greenery. I love it when that happens :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# :)
Maynard is a God among ants.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Happi caekday
Also, 'ning board.

*sits down for the gayshift*
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Oh Ta,
You are onboard an iceberg floating in a nanosphere, it will explode in 8:46

Tool - Lateralus - Triad
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Oh dear... I missed it explode
If that is the case then...

Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Nice Taggage!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# feckin' agh!
he's relentless
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *gets largest jar of shrimp sauce and a boat hook*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# NO DR.
get away from my penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Hooray! I'm useful!

WOOP! Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# that's the face i pull
when I'm waiting for it to happen as well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Cocks are complex.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)
# You gots to woik dem bones NM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# this is oddly in tiem with the music I am listening to
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# and now
there's a sound like spoons being played.. wonderful x lotsss
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Gs up hos down let the motherfuckers bounce to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# kinsiyterty knacketrty
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)
# THIS IS 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Put him in a crowd, no erection.
Send him to Belgium, BINGO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Muppets sex scandal
etc.

This just *has* to be the new meme,

On /link, but should be here. And will be in everyones inbox on Mon, I expect.

Muppet
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
off
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# i looked at your profile
you look like a pirate.

I'm also oddly aroused by you combined with angelina. i say oddly aroused.. it's gone and inverted on me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# we're very pretty together aren't we
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# yawnlinksboardyawn
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# best lip sync
i've seen for this footage
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# We have seen it. I have been posting it
It's a rickroll done with muppets. now piss off back to links and DON'T post this in new threads.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# its not a rick roll
if its got no rick or rolling in it.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# it is beaker doing never gunna give up on you isn't it?
it is a kindof rickroll...it is actually one of my favourite linkies. My fav has to be this
au.youtube.com/watch?v=inIuYren8jg
(anti-christian, nsfw without phones, adult themes)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Apart from this bit....
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# If that turns up in my inbox I will hunt the cunt down that sent me it and pour
acid down his throat.

I broke my kickdrum pedal for RockBand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I care not about being rockrolled
as I like the track.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# oh no


orangespace.net

edit: i got 2000 posts now.

2000 in 4 and a half years. not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# no this is a ginger moon
*bends over, shows arse*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# *RAPES*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# ooof
it could never be rape kebab my dear. i've wanted this for far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# got a bit of a pippi longstocking thing going on here
which is quite interesting for a large orbital mass

edit: I'm going to sleep, I just realised I'm tired

nn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# G'night meats.
Im off too.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# i reckon i shall do too
night all.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# fight the power
fuck your mum
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# on a similar note
i seem to have developed a love of red haired girls; am i ill?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# no, hot red haired girls are hot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# only some are hot.
for example the girl i modelled this moon on was not hot at all.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# hence:
hot red haired girls are hot

but anyway, sleepy tiem for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Hot or not, girls with head-craters are usually quite... what's the word...
...persuadable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Depends...
Freckles or no freckles?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
I gues im ill aswell

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# trivality they are sexy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# did that just get bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# maybe
you gots smaller
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# i think i got further away
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# BRN!
Love your work, post more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, for fuck's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Haha great!
I'm off. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i was going to say
"yeah, yeah, it's been done"
but then i noticed the care taken to exactly replicate the sign in 3d reality and rotate it through 45 degrees

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# this image amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# discomeats is amused
success is yours
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# yes, but I'm also decending into complete clinical insanity
so it's probably not that helpful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# this is one of those posts where i feel it could be true enough not to want to make a joke....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# i have the
benefit of having a psychiatrist and a cabinet full of pills so i can mock any mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# nah, I'm just funing!
it's normal to rub strawberry jam into a vertical concrete surface, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# thank god, though it being you i could believe it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# *rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# only
if the marmalde is flashing it's permission
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I don't think I'd be able to hold back from a wall smeared in marmalade
just think of those lumpy congealed bits of orange
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# what you trying to say
my gran had textured wall paper.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# it gets textured eventually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# insanity is very helpful
i mean who else good goo goo la goo with jooby gooby dressed like a flaming nelson while twelve thousand monkies parasale slowly down the slop of life flaming booby rifles blaring soundlessly againt the ear muffed renegade bananahoarding fiends swearing fast filled grenade like goon flops shouting matress bullocks bouncing pillow after pillow on to the eastward facing train track one afdter the other all sight shape and depressing vision no quiffs no laughs just orange decay angels screaming aloe vera rub it into the shoulder straps uif you get caught in the owl face night time. i mean come who else flaps the flink tops quite so gimbly?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# see.... i told you you could be original....
now i question the wisdom of this.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# it's all honest guvnor
straight out the camels hump
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# You write for Justin Lee Collins, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# well, once I used to think this way then boat and stop but with apple the sky and
swallow hard cucumber broken with basalt pony in tent pulley with gold argument in wet dry field and some pie with overstated blonde stamp. Still, it's not fair to port with halibut when proximity doesn't state lucid form in direct interpretation of small time oversized grandfather clock but component handling derived from the famouse fresco will of course make sand with tidal flux emitted from single phase wave guide on occasion of collection of a new badge for baking boiler pastry with no sort of fresh margarine available the situation was described as such. Alas with driving bears for sugar lumpy porridge was unavailable due to prior consumption by golden loch with the tide exhange in a standard two up one down manner wiil provide exceptional baggage retention and could be standard with enough spaghetti but the minute it stop sthen it will be as it can't say due to government regulation plumbing for a typical 2 bedroom greenhouse in the north west of scotland.

Which is obvious and requires no further explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# touché
sorry that should read touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# that's how I read it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your truncheon-based knowledge sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I can supply self inflating courdroy trousers to most locations within the EU
and continental united states
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Excellent.
Post your sturdiest shoe-horn to me instantly. I will pay for the subsequent rainfall in spaniels.

King Charles, of course.

PS. Throw in a few sound-sensitive epileptic shrews. I like a good fight!


BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Ya filthy shrew cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Frankly (Mr S) I can't be arsed...
...but someone might make a very nice pic by doing the reverse - a sign with a real pic of a bike over a car, and a black solid (as similar to the real sign as poss) car and bike combo.

I know, I'm a lazy fucker.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I did it later
b3ta.com/board/8511391http://b3ta.com/board/8511391
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)
# My huge pork scratching looked like Amy winehouse (yes it was delicious)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hog lumps ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# ftmfw.
I think they should always be called hoglumps.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# seconded
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ftmfw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# for the motherfucking win!
Aw man, I really really want some hoglumps now.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ah ok
i found a nipple in my hoglumps once, it upset me. then i ate it.

i need deep fried pig
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# ....ew.
That's.. seriously?

Let's go get deep fried pig.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# why not eat it? at the end of the day its just skin still
the only reason you don't see nipples on bacon is the supermarkets cut the skin off. in our butchers bacon you find nipples occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I suppose you are used to it.
Even so, nipples.

Right, bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# noight!
don't let the ukelele's bite. unless you want them to..then endulge their peculiarities.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I do find the hairs
Mildly upsetting.

If i wanted to eat greasy pig hairs, i'd still be going down on my ex. May she rest in pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *bitter high five*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Pig snacks
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# salty bits of salty pig skin, deep fried and covered in salt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# :)
"Can you imagine...Hogfat World, and you can jump into a pork rind shaped bubble car. With hairy tufts on the bonnet."

/Spaced Out Forum
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# no i can't
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Bits of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo
and drawn over it all is a thin skin of sweaty, pinkish cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# mmm
Stallone cut
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Thats right lil'dawg.
Dont forget my 'nocs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Then I grew a brain, a dick and a heart
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Thats a sweet pitch Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.
Now lets talk about real shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# bum shit?
or shit shit
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Shit.
Bum shit.
Shit, Bum, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# shitty shit
city shitty sits shittily
pretyy fitty shitty shit fits gits
mits touch shit they shittied shit
my bum shits shit shitted shitter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Pigbits!
I had a nice big lump of Gammon cooked in cider today. It was fucking braw.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I had gammon today.
Lightly smoked with a chilli and pineapple chutney. It was all of the aces.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# verra nice
dinner for me was chicken kievs (wrap them in foil before they go in oven to keep the butter in the chicken so it stays moist) with broccoli and hash browns
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# oh WOW
my lunch today consisted of a tin of baked beans, ten pickled onions and half a jar of vinegar. I am all the envies.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i had breakfast and lunch at the same time today
it all got a bit confused
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Brunch?
oooh, get you!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# The gravy tasted very strongly of salty apples.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I had nicoise salad and then had a blazing row
with someone at work because she was adamant it was pronounced nick-oise and I said it was nee-swa-se. I also had a big bag of vegetable crisps which are boom.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# my huge delicious looked like scratching amy winehouse
how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# response so far has been...
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# i don't know this place very well
but it seems to me that you may be an opinionated prick
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Yey I get to post this, but with a different context to the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# This is b3ta lad, everyone has an opinion and will air it without any encouragement
There's no need to really start name calling, not just yet anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# thats a lady
i think, mind you this is the century of androgynous people
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# i think its a lady
hell its pretty even if its a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# You think?
That's fairly insulting...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# not really, pretty is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# No I mean the fact you said you 'think' it's a lady.
Regardless of whether you are a closet shirtlifter, being unable to confidently determine someone's gender if fairly insulting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# as gobbledegook said "this is the century of androgynous people"
not all chaps have your marvellous beard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I have seen androgynous boys, transexual boys, etc etc.
They do not look like that, they can look attractive but they never look like that unless they have some form of hereditory hormonal problem.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# you sure? :P
*checks profile* Ooopps.
One of my mates calls everyone lad, regardless of gender, I've kinda picked up the habit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# well your wrong
hexy is one of the corner stones of this fine website

and an opinionated prick
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# *agrees*
actually all you need do is write cb3tan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# is that you in your profile? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# erm yeah why?
shall i remove it
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# People think that a photo on someone else's profile is there for their photoshopping amusments
Some people deliberately put them there:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=56509
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
All I can see is CEILING CLAN
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# there's no need to have ceiling clan watching you, if you have a webcam :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Such a waste of a good hat!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# looks like an akubra as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# done
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Uh, hate to be a pest
but that new one is soooo gonna get a big cock drawn on it in no time at all.

Perhaps something less sexual, no?

Hi by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# fun spoiler
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# FFS
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Chill :)
The new new one is probably less likely to be attacked.
No harm in a face picture though really, it just means you'll have endless guys gazzing and being flirty gits on the board... can be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# ^this
it was fine to begin with, ignore us. i;ve had my pictures in my profile for months and no-one has fucked about with it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# FUCK!
I knew I was forgetting something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# oh dear. You're gone now that I've seen it!
*downloads*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# *notices it has changed*
AURAL SEX!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU GO DEAF
(family guy, again)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# And you seemed so perfect....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# You have a dirty mind, she is obviously about to eat a sausage
ed: piccie removed to minimise bandwaggoning.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# sorry.....
vegan
(Cio-Cio-San, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I was expecting that, I assure you it is a tofu sausage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Might be a plan. There are pricks around here.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# no, not at all.
i was just remarking that you are pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Tom, you big flirt!
*is super jealous*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Say Doll, is this guy boring you?
Come talk to me, I'm from a different planet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to look like Chabal?
If so, DEEEAAAAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# *googles*
What him?
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00370/Sebastien_Chabal_370368a.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# LOL! sadly I'm sortof flabby rather than muscley.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That's the one :D
Phwwoooaaar.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# serious? That is attractive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# UHH
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Or....
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/462698.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Yes it is.
Well done.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# haha. goyatastic
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Whos Chabal?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# you're very pretty too my dear.
but this one is fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# She does look to have flawless skin
if that's what you meant, at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# fresh meat
you've been fought over and won. this one hasn't had Wow's attention yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# D:
Does this mean I'll be cast aside?


Also: Captain has never officially won... She's just badass. Ttssattsr originally called dibs but I have also since married you so it's still Wiiide open.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# She's a pansy anyway really.
In my book anyone you can overpower by showing them Watership Down and they breakdown into tears isn't really in a stable position of dominance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# what's wide open, my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# apart from the dirty sanchez that seems to be going on there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# That's a neato,
what right now...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I fucking hate pork scratchings but I like Amy Winehouse.
Therefore I am wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# .
indifferent to this post wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I agree
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Oh thanks for that.
I was in danger of looking the fool.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# THEY TRIED TO TELL MY I HAD EMPHYSEMA I SAID
COUGH HAWK CHOKE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# bwah haha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# *clicks I like this*
*deducts marks for spelling*

Next time don't spell. AT ALL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# eh?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ....actually the more glaring error was that you put my instead of me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# But can it sing?
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Scary malformed turtle-potato mushky.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hey, hey it's Cayke day!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# People are strange, when you're a stranger..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hey hey, you're a monkey!
Racism clan's to be found
Caught some nigger singin'
'round his neck a rope's to be bound

Hey, hey, you're a monkey
Singing all the old soul songs
Look at that nigger swingin'
And other racist sounds.

I'm just trying to be friendly,
get you nigger paws off my daughter.
This has turned out wrong, hasn't it?

Maybe, I don't really wanna know
How your garden grows
I just wanna fly...
suicides

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# That's racist,
you filthy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# But it's ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# haha. ace spot
ah, go on then
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Phenella!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Bindun?
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Thoughtless racism?
I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# applied in character form, so that's ok (alledgedly)
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# That's some serious logic you've got going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# this must be strange use of the word 'logic'
i was previously unaware of
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
There's another word I think you're unaware of.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Everyone knows it's not racist if you use puppets.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# where were you when someone posted 'eyebook'?
or is hacking off Muslims ok?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Face country? What?
Also, whatever happened to the first Kim Jong? I must have missed him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# We lost him in the Falklands.
Damn you Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# he wasn't well
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I'm hopin' you're a-jokin'
I made that mistake when I first read about him though.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# It's nice to know you have so little credibility for my knowledge base and sense of humour.
Despite the fact I quite clearly quoted the meaning of the Korean word gook (guk) in my post.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# meh.
I'm going to bed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Lies, you never actually go to bed. You just say you do then reappear an hour later.
Me and mushroom worked out that it's to do with eliptical orbits or something.

Also, you never acknowledged that criticism I gave you. It's annoying when gazzes stop before they peter out because if I keep on after the people I look like a obsessive
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Bed != Sleep
It may, however, equal sheep in his case.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Well he is quite the handsome one.
And all those FPs!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i am not kim jong il
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# you fucking lier
thats exactly what kim jong il would say
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# confusion is ineritable
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# wow, racism.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i can't say anything
my screen name is casually and accidentally racist
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# you do what you want to 'em
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# My wife's black, so it's OK
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
#
why do bird
suddenry appear
evry time
you near
jus rike me
they rong to be
crose to you
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I ruv you too
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Herro cuzin . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ah so lacist but so funneh!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# 'kim jong il has 0 friends'
also
racism. bad
unless you claim the irony excuse. though to be fair that's been wearing a bit thin of late
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)

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