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[challenge entry] Golli-whats? Golly, crotch.. Political correctness aside, they're open to anything these days..
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hmmmmmm......
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# This is Robert Mugabe's favourite bedtime story
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# if it was
then that farmhouse behind would be on fire
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Moar of your creepy images plz.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You are a loon!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Anyone had an Atari Lynx?
This reminds me of Todds Adventures in Slime World
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# holy fuck, YES! It so does!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Blue Thunder FTW!!
/tis the only Lynx game i played
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Couldn't get the hang of most of the stuff on the Lynx
Except Toki, but that was better on a proper pooter.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ah, one of the easier lynx games
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Klax!
That was ace.

And that rampart thing
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah, Rampart was awesome
Also: Electrocop, Scrapyard Dog, Paperboy and Rampage.

Oh, and Toki and Turbosub and Viking Child :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I downloaded rampart the other day
played it with 4 players for hours.
2 on keyboard 1 on mouse 1 on joystick like the good old days.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# So, there's a PC version of Rampart?
Why wasn't I informed?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Klax
is on mame,

and it's still dead good

(what's the URL for rampart?)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I want Skye's boobs as well
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like the way you roll :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# victim number 2
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# well done
but I haven't clicked, as I have seen the other responses and the moral is "check the status bar" innit :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# It's NOT a rickroll it is actually a good music clip
it's "land down under"
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# eh? Whooooooo000000000OOOOOOOOO?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# argh I hate having mental images ruined.
ed: makes me wonder...what is your mental picture of me?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I think you've got long eyelashes
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
nice username Gheywad! C]:0D

T'ra all! See you in a fortnight and BE NICE TO EACH OTHER!


(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Bye Dave!
Off anywhere sunny?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# OOOOOOOH YES!
Southern Italy

Forecast
Sat sunny 32ºC
Sun sunny 32ºC
Mon sunny 37ºC
Tue sunny 35ºC

see ya!


(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Englandland
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# 0_0
this has actually been remarked upon
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Oh noes!
EDIT: Wow, my blaarb's enormous!

EDIT2: Hahaha my eyes!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# YOU!!! stop ruing metal images of yourself and grow a big ginger beard
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# When I did grow a beard one time
It had ginger flecks in it :(
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Mine goes ginger too :(
Apparently it is from smoking. I think that is bollocks though.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I think so too.
I get a few ginger hairs, and don't smoke.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# GINGE!
;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Only when I try to grow a beard.
I don't have that problem on my head, but my girlfriend does occasionally find white hairs.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Whatever Ginge!
;D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# mine has too
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I thought you'd be shorter, wider, balder, paler and wearing glasses
but other than that you're exactly how you sound on the board
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :D
I do sometimes wear glasses...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!
Barbarossa has to have a ginger beard!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# exactly exactly
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# He told me that he took a picture of
his MUCH more attractive work colleague . . .

or that bloke off eggheads . . .


(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# He does look like a love child of CJ and the old bloke
who isnt a weirdo.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Here you go:
www.tvscoop.tv/eggheads.jpg

The one in the middle and the one in the red shirt :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# blimey!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# that is a loooonnngggg blarb!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
#
cripes
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad taste???
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *premiering at Potters Bar Odeon*
Arf!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahah, very woo!
that was a fatality in the watford area that delayed all teh trains. Oddly, my first thought was "How fucking inconciderate" rather than "oh thats really sad".

I blame b3ta for my increasingly flippant attitude
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Meh.
I get fucked off with the people who commit suicide during evening rush hour rather than having the decency to do it in the morning at least!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# well knowing what it's like at rush hour, I think that is what pushes them over the edge, mentally.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Well they should fucking well hold it together till the next morning!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It's not as bad as killing yourself by jumping in front of a car.
That must fuck up the poor bastard who's driving.
Trouble is, there's not many ways to punish people who commit suicide inconsiderately.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
I've never understood the purpose of making suicide illegal?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Maybe it's to encourage efficiency.
If you fail to kill yourself, you know you'll be in the shit.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# But if you fail, you haven't
commited suicide. Therefore youc an't be done. Surely it is not against the law to hurt yourself?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# a lot suicide cases the person isnt really trying to kill themselves, its an outcry for help.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Is it not less painful just to shout
HELP!

I am being facetious by the way....
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Less dramatic and exciting though.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# True, True
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Nah, no one bothers if you shout help. You have to shout "FIRE!" apparently
I get all my facts out of movies, so it has to be true
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *remembers*
*sings*

"FIre, I need somebody,
Fire, Not just anybody...."
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# well its like attempted murder innit?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# attempted suicide was illegal in australia up until the mid eighties
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Use their escaping souls to power despicable machines so they become trapped forever in horrific metal.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# You should be a judge.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Provided I replace 'their escaping soul' with 'illegal immigrants'.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# but what if they are able to take over one of these fear engines?
what then?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Then we set the other fear machines on it,
to remove the impurity.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i'm envisaging these fear engines as lashed together from black iron and wood with tar covered ropes
damn i want to see them fight...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I bet they use the 'girly slapping while trying to avoid the other's slaps' technique.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# then you have a trilogy of novels
with potential movie deal
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The Little Fear Engine Who Said No
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# The Very Hungry Fear Engine
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# fuck yeah... I can understand its really bad for train drivers, but atleast they know there is NO chance of slowing down
and that there is no way of getting out of the way... Car drivers however.. I have no idea how anyone could cope with that
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I was on a train which was delayed by two seperate suicdes
4am in the morning hyped out of my skull on red cordial (yep I was stone cold sober worse luck) and trying to get home.

I can't say I was sympathetic.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
At least you have trains at 4 in the morning you fuck!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ? it's worse where you are?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I live in fucking London!
One of the busiest cities in the world and our trains stop at fucking Midnightish! What a fucking joke!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# you get busses tho
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Fucking cracking! I can stay out past midnight and get the N21 home! My favourite bit is when it goes down the Old Kent Road and through New Cross! :(

Thank fuck I'm not a french student!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *confused
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^this with fucking bells on
shitty train service, AND LOOK AT THE PRICE OF IT TOO!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It is a fucking abomination!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I DON'T PAY MY TRAIN FARE FOR THIS!
...or at all, most days
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] bad taste?
on B3TA? Shurely shome mishtake!
I laughed.

and a good a place as any to slip this in


CFB
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Oops,
That's me on the naughty step, then

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Samuel L. Johnson?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Let me offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ... he left out aadvark
"Surprisingly, Blackadder is historically correct in this regard.
Doctor Johnson's Dictionary does not in fact contain the word aardvark. Or sausage. "

www.indopedia.org/Aardvark_(word).html
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# well bugger me
*learns*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *buggers*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
When you absolutely, positively have to catalogue every adverb in the room, accept no substitute
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Word!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Analysis of Rap Music:

Pic is woo
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# you've missed off "bitches"
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# De La Soul and Jurassic 5 would like you to stop stereotyping thank you very much
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# That's true.
He completely forgot DA BITCHES!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# as would sage francis and alias
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I know
I was only saying for funs
Here's one for music I like (Tool)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Swap the music and the stupid time signatures parts and we've got ourselves a deal

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Well
This is what I thought of 10,000 days. Even then its still great :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# 10,000 days is their best yet

/blasphemer blog
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# De La Soul were great
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Jurassic 5 more so
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# sage francis even more so
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# MORDRED FTW!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Fuck sage francis
I don't pay money to be aggressively lectured on subjects that I have my own opinions about.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# it's like this, when the lord said "let there be light"
he also designated poetical brothers with might
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Del the Funky Homosapien agrees
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Thats more like it
And Grand Master Flash
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# You neglect to mention
INFORMER!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *licks boom bom*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *downes*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I GOT PECS I GOT BITCHES I GOT LIMOS
AND ALL MY SPARE PECS ARE IN THE LIMO POWERED BY BITCH JUICE


wups now i want to watch that Dylan Moran DVD again
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# where are the hos?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Just one more...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# fo'shizzle!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# SAUSAGE!!!!!
Damn yer eyes!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
nice one
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Seamier than I wanted


Click for bigger (64KB)

But I don't have any more time to spend on it
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha That's brill!
This is the best friday morning ever!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hold 'em!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# looks like draw to me
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# haha nice
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# arf!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# heheheheheh!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# RUDE DOG!
This needs more Rude Dog!

Woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# and the dweebs
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Nah, the dweebs were shit,
Rude Dog was awesomeness though!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# That is
Bloody Brilliant!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Bloody Orks. No stamina...
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# yoo diddunt even WAAAAAGH right hoomun
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# doh there shouldn't be Rs there
*ninjas*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Ork or orc?


You decide.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# i'm playign Dawn Of War - Dark Crusade at the moment. so its Orks
:)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Mmm...
...DoW is great. Soulstorm is also not too bad as data disks go, but DoW2 proper is looking rather nice. Can't wait for it to be finished! :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i quite like not having to build bases in 2
base building is something i've always hated in rts games
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Ork
At least going by his dress anyway.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# blasted orks!
i've made a terminator with a thunder hammer smashing an ork head in.
/geek blog
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
shirly clicky
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Good lord!
*monocle*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Genuine LOL :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Huge insects FTW!
:D

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck is that?!?!?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I don't know, but I think they're going to need a bigger bag...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Did you see that Lab Rats program last night?
Similar occurence but with Snails....
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I started watching it, but very quickly felt the urge to kill my television...
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Good Lord!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# haha what
SAME JOKE DIFFERENT WAY
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# proper lolling there
i did-ant see that coming
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# unexpected succesful revival!
woo yay houpla!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hmmhehehe
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Everyone's got a past...

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# haha, triffic shoppery
tatts from typebrighter?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Tats from Curtis Allgier, a particularly nasty piece of work...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That bloke is a complete cunt!
Along with The entrie practising Phelps family. Obv for different reasons thoug.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# ACAB!
there was a chap in the bar last night who looks for all the world like your everyday 50/60 year old who's been round the block a bit, except for he has ACAB tattooed on one set of knuckles and FUCK on the other :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ACAB?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# All Coppers Are Bastards.
Not the best tattoo to have if you get arrested...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# P'nope
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahahahah
brill.

*click*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Heeeheee!
THIS IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha
is funny cos its tru!

:D

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Phht!
This is much funnier than it ought to be.
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# eight?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Eleven, at least.
(eh?)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahhhhaaa
Popeness!
*clicks*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I love this
Pope Benedict XVI doesn't swear nearly enough.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# guess where that fucker's going next week :(
there's a world youth day poster i saw on a bus stop yesterday warning drivers to be careful as during the wyd shenanigans there will be "more pedestrians crossing"

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# all hail the fucking pope
the pope of fucking
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Heh!
Popes! Who'd have 'em?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Trueness
*click*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# religion, it's going to fix everything
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
Let's pray that superstition doesn't plague humanity much longer (touch wood).
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# win!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Ahhhh.....
There's nothing like a witty bash at religeon in the afternoon...

brilliant!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# sigh I really need to go to the pub
Rocket the King of Leaves




Speaking of rocket, has anyone had much luck growing it?
Everytime i try the leaves are scrawny or it just bolts and runs to seed.... sigh
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# it's meant to be really easy
planning to grow it when i get a garden.

Have you fed it some good muck?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yep maybe im just shit at it
I'll stick to the chillies instead..

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *jealous
i can't wait, my kitchen garden's going to be fucking banging.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# well if you want any chilli seeds or plants gimme a shout
obligatory chilli blog....

cookham-chillies.blogspot.com/

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Quality :D
I have a gardening blog, but haven't updated it in ages :(
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# wow
bookmarked. How kind, cheers.

I'm on the waiting list for an allotment but i think i'll get a new house before one actually comes up.

Do you sell your produce?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# nah
I'm a lazy gardener and only manage to get down there at weekends for a couple of hours....

I don't think you're allowed to sell stuff either,
although I do flog the chilli plants occasionally
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# why wouldn't you be allowed to sell stuff?
do you make chilli powder?

Waitrose were flogging a load of chillis on sellby for next to nothing so i chopped baked and ground them, makes amazing firey flakes.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# alas conditions of the allotment -
it not allowed to be for profit or commercial activity...

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# i am really, really good at eating it.
*nom*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hello, I grew it a fair bit a while back.
What you need is a large crop, and pick the leaves regularly, once they get to about 3inch long. That way it won't go to seed and you'll get a decent bowlful :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# rocket is a disgusting weed
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I grew brocolli last year
and Lady S' dad was jealous of it. And he's got an allotment and everything.

I just put the seeds in, and it grew
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# bloody brocolli
another of my fail vegetables.... im shit at growing that as well...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Purple sprouting ftw!!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Thats the fella!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I have a lovely pot of it outside.
Credit goes to my gf though, don't ask me for tips, sorry...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# plant growing is no rocket science!
you must be doing it worng!


I'll be here all week! :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Rocket is quite easy to grow
but you must use Deris on it regularly as the insects love it!

:D
/ex-allotment holder blog.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Rocket?!
Why bother, just eat dandelion leaves (younger ones).
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# nice :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# this is probably saleable
to a magazine or anti knifecrime organisation.

Brilliant work.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# a pro-knife crime organisation?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# either way
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *bids*
*stabs*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# The Viners Crew?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# i'll start one now.
the "why not let all the chavs and gangs knife each other into evolutionary history for all our benefit association"
or WNLATCAGKEOIEHFAOBA.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# this
battle royal style
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# won't zoo just steal it?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# that's good
change the map to a really old one and you've got an ace Jack the Ripper poster
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# the quote's from round about that time :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# As a dweller of Murder Town
i heartily approve of this kind of thing.

I worked out how to sort things last night...
If you catch a kid with a knife, the parent gets a six months suspended sentence. If he's caught again, he goes to young offenders and the parents get banged up for six months.

And stop their child benefit too
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Change the name of knifes to 'gay sticks'
Bingo, no more youths carrying them.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# They tried that with hoodies
David Cameron started wearing one.

Didn't help tho
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Maybe cameron should reveal he is gay
BINGO no more hoodies
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i can see my house from here
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That knife at the top is stabbing the building I'm in right now
AAAARRRGGGHHH!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# That's pretty dang good, yo...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# click!
This is how I feel if I watch eastenders
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ooooh... nice.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Morten Prrpet
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# fnar fnar!!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# fab work as per usual
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# acing the compo :)
prepare the frontpage!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hehehe
Is there an FP there...?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# officelol
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# HAHAHHAA!
Always rely on a fart joke to raise a chuckle
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Viz rules. And so does this! *click*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# this is made of wins
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahahah, office lollage
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Thats class!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# A proper lol
Damn you!*shakes fist*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
WTF is going on?
Usually if you just type "hello" it gets on the front page.
This is a winner so why no FP?
Edit: Aah normal service has been resumed
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Walt Disney presents: a motion picture by Fritz Lang
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# stylish!
*gets clicky*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I like this
a lot :-)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# the bad news is...
...its blown your cock off
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# You have the body of someone half your age.
Growing in your womb

/Frankie Boyle
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# this one probably have not seen...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i watched the footage of saddam hussein's execution on youtube
just goes to show, there is nothing on the internet i won't masturbate to.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# German Expressionism ftw
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Nearly noon!
So have an odd cartoon!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Get inside Boy!
Your sisters lonely!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Aww..his martian egg cracked
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I'm going to send this to my vegan sister-in-law...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# his odd shaped puzzle appears to be leaking
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Woo Mid-day scary thread
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I rike this velly mush
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# it's a photoshop inspired by JJ's Freakshow cartoons
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Makes me think of the the 'shades'
from that otherwise-shitty film 'Ghost', but on their day off.

'Look, Daddy's had a hard week collecting bad people's souls. Can't we just have a nice, quiet day by the sea without you always asking if you can have an ice-cream? Just once?'
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# this is very cool.
it would make a superb greetings card.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# HMM.™
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
No one will ever notice the rockets are shopped, really
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# maybe it's a double bluff
they can't be that stupid shirley
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Either that or they employed the same photoshoppers as the BBC for those smoke
pics a couple of years back!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I was thinking that
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# A lot of dedication there WOLFy!
Dirty Mahmoud


big
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# alas shhh don't tell anyone
I used a picture tube ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahah
IM-A-DINNERJACKET
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Are you Norman Hartnell*
*not that one, the other one
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# no
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Quick, hide..!

(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ok I'm hiding.
meanwhile can I propagate this link
www.convictcreations.com/index.htm
Half of it seems to be a dose of wank, but some of it is quite funny.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# and can I post this (unshopped but awesome)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant!
Where is it?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# That is brill
where is that?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# France I'm guessing
(looks like french written below the window)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# word
they are pretty good with progressive public art too.

Woo to this!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah, isn't it awesome?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# whoever asked the Overfiend to stay for the weekend
didn't seriously think it through....

great image!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It's a slumber party
Cthulhu and the Beast from 30,000 fathoms are in their JimJams already
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# this is awesome.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i don't get it.....
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# lol
i thought only israeli's will understand this :D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Berdumtish...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Needs more
punctuation.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# W!ll thi's do-you?!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I was
so hoping that would be a new take on the oldest of jokes :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Oh dear ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Oh SHIT

;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I haven't felt these presents since...
woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i was expecting it to blaaaaaaaaaaaarb
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# No no no no no no!
*wince*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# haha, nice :)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# it's lucan leer
and their dead dad darth
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *groans*
Nicey
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# cf
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I knew there was a funny one here somewhere. Xmas 2006? Christ, I've been here a while!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Oh dear!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I think there were earlier ones too,
but the punched cards were lost in teh fire
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oh dear god!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ...

No doubt been done before so tried to make a nice job of it...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
TopShop!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# woo
to the yay
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# to the mo'fo'ing houpla!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Top shop.
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# that is a top shop
100% uniranian
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Absolutely superb!
:D
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# what a thing to see as soon as i log on
you win all the internet points
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# superb job
gets my *click*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Wa-hey!!!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# This is great
Also!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Very high
cockalorum!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ohh i say
still havn't seen teh fillum but this looks all the aces

have a click but dont spend it all at once


(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
fucking excellent
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Anyone else singing the theme
from Rhubarb and Custard?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I wasn't but I am now!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Woo!
I can control minds through t'internet!

What's your bank details...?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# now
that is what i call quite good
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Oh YES!
Arf!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
top shoppery!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Likes
+ clicks
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# fecking hell, BRILLIANT!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Officelol
Excellent job!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *That's inspired*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Bin Done but not as well as that
Cause that's outstanding
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Well done sir! May digital wealth be yours!
I liked it so much, I touched my monitor!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# i'm going home now i don't feel well : (
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# WTF?!?!?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *scratches balls*
Say what? ;)
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You leave my balls alone !

* Runs off screaming RAPE!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Seriously your honour! It wasnt rape!
It was surprise Sex!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# no wonder you don't feel well
your cock's out
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# The one on the right might want to get that checked out.
It looks dangerously close to exploding.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i dunno why
but i find this funny
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

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