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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Great expression at the end!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

I am imaginging these

with appropriate sitcom laugh and sound tracks.

they make me smile :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

*WAH WAH WAAAAH!*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

What a crazy lifestlye.

In other news: it's a bit muggy.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

It was muggy here earlier this morning

it's cleared up now, though, without so much as a single rumble of thunder.

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Thinker, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

its a bit muggy here too

but i guess thats what i get for living in leeds

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

my muggy has coffee in him!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

I like his headphones

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

I think he's listening to

Dolly Parton's soundtrack to the 1984 film 'Rhinestone'.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

oh dear no nookie for him!

www.b3ta.com/board/8586953

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

Yesssss!

Nicely done, cobber!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

ta!

I think I'll do some more icons too...

and I should buy one sooner or later...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Might as well.

Gives you some 'street cred'.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

If I get a job I'll buy one!

otherwise I've got the excuse of being poor

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

*initiates whip 'round*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

haha

thread waste :)

hello's.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

Ungrateful...

...bitch.
"Darn your own f***ing socks..."

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

Topical

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

congratulations

you have won your self a job at any tabloid newspaper of your choosing

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

Would.

Totally would.

She's got the same expressioni as the kids in the Pokemon thing there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

You're right, she has!

She seems so happy that he's been bailed :D

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Thinker, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

This

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

kekekkekekekekekeke

\(^-^)/

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

BAIL SICK FILTH NOW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

Channel 4 news

used that pun last night

But this is still gaffuwful!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

pita crab?

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

thasss a pitaful attempt at a crab

*woo :D*

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

S P A N G ! ! !

sorry, i'm feeling a bit crabby today

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

thanking you

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

You're pushing someone elses work of the board

for this? That's shellfish!

woo ;-)

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

don't clam up, say what you think!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

I'M FEELING PRAWNY

Let me have someone's Winkle.

Edit: They're some braw tshirts right there mate, do you design them?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

eeek!

limp(et)s quickly away

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

Some cock'll

always come up with another pun for these things.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

That's pollacks

There's always more fish in the sea.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

with friends like these, who needs anemones?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

Quak!

Duck!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Awwwwwwwww

Lovely

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

Hello Gorgeous!

*ensnugglifies*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

Hello pickle!

*cuddle*

How goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

too much w*rk

but generally ok. Your good self?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Oh I was having a good day

not so much now, but never mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

I ARE DUKLINS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

Aww hehe

Both funny and lulleh.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

i think he's going to eat them. for sure.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

these were my thoughts

although I'm sure there wasn't a spinning goose there when i initially thought them...

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

Woo...

*Any sign of the Repo man yet?*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

shhhhhhh

i think it's sleeping

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

he was here... briefly....

either he's been banned, or his internet is down

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

duck

goose

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

Confit De Canard for dinner, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

Confit de Kitten:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

North Korean Dishes

are our speciality.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

awww

hahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

Duck-Billed Kitty-Puss

EDIT: Also this omg.lycos.co.uk/content/animals/3208.html

Woooo_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_ooooo...}}}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ducks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha

Shark attack?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

*fears*

Where???

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

hahah

"Lake full of coots? Splashing and squawking keeping the kids awake? Well, suffer no more, with Grunty's Patent COOT-BE-GONE!"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

didn't come out how i expected

but have it anyway

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

gay space invaders!

good idea though

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new_matt, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

mac gayer!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

i no has mac

well not yet anyhow
:P

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

Go sit under a rainbow!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

I've got 4 Macs, a PC

and a missus, and I'm like sooo hetero...

/gaily skips off to safety

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

You lika da bumsecks? Youuuuu liiiiiiike?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

He's an odd one...

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

this

is true

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

define 'true'

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

eurt

spelt backwards

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

ahhhhsooooo

my understanding is impaired

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

*fears*

christ, that is scary....

in other news, if you found the word Allah in gristle in a piece of beef, would you declare islam to be the one true religion? Conversly, if Jesus' likeness appeared on your toast, would you proclaim it to be the second coming, or just think "cool!" and then eat it? /bbcreportingrant

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

take a photo, THEN eat it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

*photographs*
*eats*
*sells photos to papers*
*profits*
*is assasinated by rival religous faction*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Jesus was crucified, you know - not burnt

there was a book about it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

you know, there are alot of people waiting for the sequel to that...

tbh, I don't expect it to be any good

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

nah, it'll be shit

Dan Brown's 'writing' it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

wasn't the jesus one the sequel?

it was made of 13 different books..

somepeople are just greedy.

damn greedy christians.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

burnt monk toats

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

errr....

you've burn't your ~~toats~~ monk

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

pffft

yes, that's how our divine creator will reveal his presence! through food stuffs that look a bit like them.

God is either an asshole, a joker, non existant or super fucking mysterious.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

from what I saw this morning, God is actually Jeremy Kyle

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

where HE comes from

blah driving home for a million hours to see kids for two seconds blah radio show blah

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

If he/she/it really exists, I like to think he/she/it is simply playing ""The Sims" with us.

hence there is no real order or such, and why things sometimes get really unpleasant. I'd behave in exactly the same way tbh :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

i'd use both of them

to elicit money from religious people who are retarded enough to think that god/gods/deity(s)-of-some-type actually exist.

they deserve to be poor

and dead

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

How open minded of you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

no. the sooner they take their nonsense and fuck off

the happier this world will be.

closed minded - yes
but i stand by it

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

Fair enough, I stand by my Christianity.

I'm not half as insulting about atheists as you are about people with faith though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

fair enough

i am mildly contradictory on this one actually:
i detest religion and the inhumanity in brings upon man.
BUT:
i love free society and so i must support your freedom to believe whatever you like.

you may not be insulting about atheists, but a lot of religious people are. we tend to have to fight our corner pretty hard; mainly cos we are fighting mysticism and irrationality which takes a lot of convincing.
its a tricky balancing act!

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Actually, to be honest, I know quite a few Christians

and they're generally (the ones I know) a very 'live and let live' sort of bunch. The only real closed minded negativity (bordering on 'you're a complete mentally retarded cunt if you believe this thing which doesn't affect me at all', sort of like what you said up there) has come from atheists. Even when it's easier to say 'I don't believe in the same thing, but never mind'.

You can believe whatever you like, and I'll certainly not throw insults at you for it. In the same way that I won't call you a nigger or a queer.

Having said that, you obviously feel very strongly about it. I can't fathom why, but you do. So well done for at least having an opinion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

join the Church of Scotland

the most easy-going Christians ever (of which I am nominally one)

"Och weel, uf Jesus wir here, he'd huv hud a wee dram an a'"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

oddly, the most narrow minded people I have ever met, were Seventh Day adventists - came knocking at my door one day to talk about creationism....

Now I'm happy for them to believe what they want, but I refuse to have someone almose insult me for saying i'm on the side of SCIENCE™.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

i had lots of fun with the god botherers a while ago

i tried to get them to take 'the god delusion' in return for me taking a bible.

they haven't been back since :(

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

I've been meaning to read that, actually.

Thank you for reminding me what to buy on payday, otherwise it'd just be another crime novel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

he's a bit rabid with his god hate which underminds his arguments somewhat

but it's an interesting read

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

I find all bigotry very interesting

as it's so...alien to me. I was raised very liberally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

fuck off you woman!

enjoy that? ;)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

They do take it a bit far. I'm not saying every different flavour of Christianity

isn't without it's own problems. Everyone has to have a bit of a bad side to their personality. I'm a complete arsehole, but I don't use other people's opinions as an excuse for it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

i see your point

having said that it does affect me; laws are made by religious people that outlaw things (example: homosexuality until 40 years ago or abortion in America right now), wars are started by religions (perhaps less Christians now - but you guys had your moments) so it does affect me and I find the idea that the murder of a man 2000 years ago can inspire good in people now either ludicrous or insane.

please note: I'm just spelling out my opinion and justifying my beliefs (something everyone should be able to do).

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

I can't really take responsibility for homophobic laws and religious wars

due to the fact that I don't agree with either of them. Certainly, if it were up to me both things wouldn't exist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

well

i certainly wasn't laying the blame solely on you!
i was merely illustrating the idea that religion does affect me even if i do not believe in it.
anyway i think thats enough of this debate for the time being.
if your interested i recommend Thomas Paine's 'The age of reason' as a good book to have a read through - a very considered and well written argument both for and against religion. A book everyone should read as it is very applicable to modern times.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

i agree with you

i support peoples right to believe what ever they wish, just i as i support my right to call them witless fucktards for believing in a magical bogey man who may reward or punish you after you die depending on how you abided by some shoddily reported rules from 2000 years ago.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

it's true though

a lot of people who believe in deities are poor
and a lot who believed in deities are dead
unfortunately neither of any of them is Mick Hucknall

*signs up for logic school*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

I wish to sign your petion and join your cause

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

too pretty to be him

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

my mother's dog is called monty

he is a newfoundland and currently a puppy

when ever he bites me it takes me all my will power notto bellow your username at him.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

I came very close to calling my new son Monty

but I know I would have blurted that out at some stage.
So I called him fuckbucket.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

^ Would

* With hammers

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

this even looks real..

argrag

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

hahaha

that's excellent!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

TETRAHEDRON!

Why, everytime I see evan davis, do I think of the word Tetrahedron?

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

Ah, comfy loafers.

mind the light sources and seams.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

these are probably dutch!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

heehee them's not clogs!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

o.O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

kebab you are shit so I am threadjacking you!

for Struthers.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

*wants*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

kiwifruit! Rugby ball!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

Elephant!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

:D!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

the rugby ball could have a player as a hat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

You have nothing to put a hat on though?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

I have my head!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

kiwi?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

edit: i just watched it, and this is 3 minutes of pure aceness

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Indeedy

*splat*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

that was (epicly?) beautiful man

took me a moment or 2 to fully understand, but got there. and it was all of awesome

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

I know it's a kiwi

but I'm now thinking it's Morrissey's forehead and quiff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

eh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

Ha ha ha

Or Richard Hawley...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

now that's all I can see.

in truth this isn't a bad thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

hahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

nice one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

You can see her bloomers!

THat would be sole food then:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

yes, yes you can

*wipes jizz off monitor*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

not the knife, anything but the knife.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Calm down dear

It's only a messageboaard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

haha!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

The thing that makes me the happiest about this

is that the rest of the loaf is obviously sliced already. He must be delusional.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Either that

Or he just lost at hide'n'seek!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

just noticed that meself

captain wow - a labour saving device, posting things so you don't have to :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

*stands triumphantly*

I need a theme tune.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

Captain Wow, she's no cow, she's Captain Wow.
Can run faster than a horse and plough.
She's Captain Wow, she knows how, when things are foul!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Damn straight I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

The tune is lully too

But I can't type that:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Captain Wow she's all about the slam and pow.
Raining down on badguys brows, It's Captain Wow.
She is stronger than a garden trowl!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

hmmm

write the theme toon
sing the theme toon

/can't stop singing 'i need a theme tune' in my head to 'i need a hero'. descending drums!

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

On the contrary

he knows he's next!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

the fork is no better!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Haha

Slice to see you to see you slice

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

there should be eyes on every slice

like egg in a delicious gala pie

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

DELICIOUS EGG

Capitalised not for internet hilarity, but for how much I love delicious egg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

CAPITALISATION = INTERNET HILARITY?

*TAKES NOTES*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Apparently so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Ban this sick filth!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Have a pea

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

that's grim, dude

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

YES!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Another band member

Still learning the s/w...hence crapness of quality

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

Gordon put that guitar down!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

he looks like he should be playing Jazz?

* Great

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Jazz Metal

With hints of fusion dub and electrostep.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

the look in his eyes imply

that he really really wants to ROCK

very importantly, what would be the band name?

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Gopher Gold

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

s good

the drummer would be a gopher called henry kelly

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

BC Rich Warlock FTW!

although i like the Beast model more.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

KRAAANNNNG!

*powerchords*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

what the shit is that!?!?!?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

why am i looking at your gf?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

Thats rather quite shitting cute that is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

BATFISH!

*zomgawww*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

My mate used to be in a goth band back in the day called Batfish

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

One of my favourite cartoons

was Batfink.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

My mate's mother's maiden name was Fatbint

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

the new mogwai album features a track called

'batcat'

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

I used to have one of those

but the legs fell off

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

crabbit?

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

Long time between images.

*likes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

grrrr!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

waaah

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Eek!

Scary fungalspores!

Sci-Fi Horror!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/sci_nat_enl_1214820829/html/1.stm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyceps
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyceps_unilateralis

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

^ This makes me itch like a terrier!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

o_O

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

To quote family guy,

"Damn nature you scary!"

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

is he saying hello?

or is he mad?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

could be both

or could be trifle

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

He is cross...

BAKED GOODS DAY!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

nice one sonic

that Ant, is cross.......

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

You could even say he's a....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Oh my

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

I want my honeydew. Damnit!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

It's not all about spiritual elightenment, you know!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

I know I'm doing the very white thing of going 'everyone who is foreign looks the same'

but does anyone else think the Dalai Lama looks like Burt Kwouk?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

hahaha yes!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Thank goodness for that!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahahahah! I never noticed before, but damn, he REALLY does!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

\o/

I'm not a racist, thank the big man for that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hahahaha that episode makes me almost wet myself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Oi hear ye're a racist now, fether.

What's the church's official position on racism?

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

The slideshow, it's the slideshow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

How can you get a perfectly square piece of dirt on a window?

The whole thing's a masterpiece. My daughter loves it, although I've had to spend a lot of time explaining nazis and racism to her in order for it to make any kind of sense. It makes for a slightly surreal kind of discussion.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

as long as it's the Greeks

they invented gayness
*edit* my major dissertation at Falmouth College of Arts was on Father Ted- I got a 2:1

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Really? Wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

I re-read it recently

absolute bollocks- I did a lot of drugs at art school, and I think the tutors marking it did too.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

That'll be is slanty eyes

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

And the long tache and the funnel hat.

And the fact that he's just scampered off with all my dirty laundry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Yes!

But he doesn't much look like Burt K, to me any hoo.

Time to go to work.
See ya

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Uncanny!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

And Burt Kwouk looks a bit like my nan before she went to the big nanpalace in the sky.

Bless her, she was a card. The total garage always flummoxed her, she'd tell people there was a 'tootle' garage down the road.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

why

has he got a photo of Mr Spock in front of him?

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

Fingermouse! Do doo dooo do do dooo! Fingermouse! Do doo dooo doo!

I Am the mouse called fingermouse, fingermouse that's me! Im the musical paper mouse, as anyone can seeeeee!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Oh SPANG

*click*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*clickerty*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

hahaha

as it happens pet sematary (sic) is probably the scariest film ever made

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Genius

There's a FP if ever I saw one

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

that alsatian

gives me the fear.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Nah

Looks like a Malamute to me.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

spangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspangspang

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

i like this!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

oohh dear............

*clicks*

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

oh spanging hell... hahahahah!

deserving of a cick!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

ohhhh

very good

(felders, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

That wins...

... today's inadvertant gigglespittle on the monitor award!

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

that dog is ace

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new_matt, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

That huskie is freaking me out with its

happiness...

(dxg, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

Real LOLs here.

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Ratsta, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

It is pretty cheap to shoot in Aukland these days

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

Superb.

One of those things that seems obvious once you see it. Great stuff :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

ahahahaha

lolzorses!
*spang*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

Top work. Made my morning.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

brilliance

sheer brilliance

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

lol

The rabbit looks overweighted x)

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Sun 27 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

Michael Parkinson's favourite double act...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

that took a while .... but i gots it now

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

Ba Dum

Tish!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Is that KK and Mofaha?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

nom nom nom

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

Seams like you forgot some tits and/or baked goods

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

BREADBOOBS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

BROOBS!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

BRRRROOOOOOOOBS

indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

aye...

apologises and runs....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

Nipplecorn!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

OMG YOU ARE NUTS

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

^ That's nuts that is

* Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Nings all! Feelin' silly s'morning

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

cheap.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

but you'd have to animate it

which would probably be expensive

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Oh noes!

walk!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

It's ALIIIIIIIIVE!

oh no, it isn't

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

ug?

what is ug exactly?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

UG!

ug ug ug ug

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

it's gü spelt backwards

mmmmm gü......

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

I chose cheesecake over Gu

in the supermarket last week.

I like Gu but they are far too small

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

their chocolate souflee though!!

*melts inside*

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Their banoffee is lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

universal grammar

n. Abbr. UG
A system of grammatical rules and constraints believed to underlie all natural languages.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

undulating giraffe

noun lit. a giraffe that undulates

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

It was either

"ug" or "Putting on the Ritz"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

IT'S ALIVE!!

what was the deal with yesterday? did it get named day of the cunts?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

I don't think it's over..

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Thinker, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

he is powerful

but will always lose to frankenpaper

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Cliperty Clop

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TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

i think the little guy

likes it vibrating down there :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

cat-horse?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

One fine day was purr and a neigh

baby was born and the nurse took it away
no one-eyed budgie no three eyed frog
Feline
Equine
Little cathorse

CATHORSE

CATHORSE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

that sounds like the greatest kids tv show

ever

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new_matt, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

For a second I forgot the word 'equine'

and was sat here going 'horsely?' to myself.

'horsish?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

A horse is a horse

Cathorse, cathorse
Can't talk to a horse
cathorse, cathorse
That is, of course, unless the horse
Is the famous Mr Tibbles

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

I once knew a horse called Steve.

ordinarily that wouldn't be fun, but it was a mare. Stabled at the same place that mine was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

this^

could be a song by css

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

Corse?

Or hat?

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Thinker, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

hat is already a word.

so we can't use it.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

yay, comedy horse!

comedy horse!

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new_matt, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

^ Office lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

That's very woosome.

Right. W*rk tiem :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Erm...

must stop doing comp entries and do some work...

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

hahahahahaha

*gets clicky*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

Roffle.

just roffle.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

bindun.

couple of days ago

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Woo to this

Sorry to TJ, but I had to post and run last night so I didn't get a chance to reply to this: www.b3ta.com/board/8584749

I was both praised and pilloried for my carnivorous otter. And I just wanted to make clear: it's not a bleedin' otter. It's a groundhog. (With just a hint of polar bear)

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Nice Otter

...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

I bet when you woke up today

You hadn't expected to utter those two words this morning.

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

quite right :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Thanks, I've just had it stuffed

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

She had the kind of body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Yep, she reminded me of my mother, all right

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

Oooh I like this.

Are they related? Not in the 'Mrs Groundhog is on Jeremy Kyle as her otter family disowned her when she married Mr Groundhog' way, in the genus thingy way. Like Alice in Wonderland.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

I'm pretty sure groundhogs are rodents

whereas otters are more closely related to mink and polecats

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

I must shop a polecat working at spearmint rhino.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

Spearmink, surely

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Oh good SHOW

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

Thanks, I'm here all week

Try the weasel

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

funny thing is

i have a similar problem - every time i show somebody my prairie dog picture they think it's a beaver

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

This was funny

the first time.
Less so the second time.

As far as I'm aware, this is the THIRD. FUCKING. TIME.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

and?

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

Apologies for unfluffiness...

'tis well shopped.

Given that it's the third time, kinda takes the shine of it.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

no problem,

you gave my delboy2 an ometer and for that I'm grateful

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

IT's the last day of the compo

Everything's been done already.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

^ this

is the best news I have ever heard - please vote for this www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post194622

* FACT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

was pretty sure

most of my ideas had been done before - nature of the comp I guess.

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

Nice one :)

can we have a bit of an Edward thread?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

Edward fractal hands.

I like this.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

hahaha

scary shit

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

gaaah fractal geometry!

luffly :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

Animate it!

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

I believe it has been animated by someone or other

don't remember who did though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

haha Most wonderful.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

Brilliant!

Is that you, when you were younger?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

who, the man with the beard?

hehe

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

What. The. Fuck.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

How do you think buns turn into loaves?

With care, attention and bottled mammary milk. Oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

as opposed to what kind of milk?

'nings!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

this kind

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCZRXW-pFcE

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

quite good

I hate american audiences though.. they all seem to be a whoopin and a hollerin the whole time.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

yeah...

but lewis black is funny.. so i don't care :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

SMA or something.

Which will make your yeasty little bunbaby grow up horribly disfigured. Which is how we get brioche.

Mmmmmm brioche.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)

HAH

poor babbies that don't get tit. Not fair.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Definitely

I will be breastfeeding all of mine. In as public a place as possible, just to upset people that are apparently frightened of boobies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)

so will i

might need to shave my nips 1st

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

It's not as if they've got teeth to get your manly fur caught in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

good point

they can have it as nature intended. Good natural upstairs man milk.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

I've got quite a fabulous mental image

of you doing this on the bus, mooing with delight and patting your feet on the floor happily.

Sometimes I worry about my mental state.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

pffft

sounds smashing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

It really is a lovely thing to be thinking about.

Not in a sexy way, you just look very, very happy. And I do so like it when people are happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

heheh

There's a tale of a shipwrecked baby being breastfed by a pirate captain, initially he was just letting him latch on to shut him up, but after a while he started lactating.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

That's awesome!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

I can't find it now

because if i start looking for sites about male lactation people will talk.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

They'll think you're a pimp.

a manpumppimp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

but they can have hairballs..

so it's not good

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Mmm brioche indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)

Nice fresh bit of brioche

Nice cup of strong black coffee
The papers
Smooth FM

HEAVEN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

Yes

ms. mediocre is particularly fond of brioche

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

She's a lady of taste.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

and flavour

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

'ningles horrid!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)

'ning medi!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

Haven't been seeing a lot of you round 'ere

all's well?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

Heh

I never thought about it like that. So how do french baguettes grow?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)

viagra. basicly.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)

The fronks feed them wine and cigarettes and lady armpit hair.

and they grow long trying to get away. TO ENGLAND. Because it's much better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

omg,,hahahahahah! that is just confusing the fuck out of me :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

this makes me pleased

you are good

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

aww lully

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

top class!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

Hahaha great.

Ning tout le monde. Let's hope for a slightly less bizarre day of b3taing than yesterday, eh?

EDIT humm there only appear to be eleven threads on the board. Is RepoMan back?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

i'll drink to that mate

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)

Having now perused the board, I fear the worst...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)

do not fear my child

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

fear is the mind killer

fear is the little death...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

suckle

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Guess he's just a spud boy

Looking for that real tomato.

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fuscous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)

Man oh man

I would kill for that piece of bread. I love bread I do. I'm a good peasant.

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chulk607, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

eat bread, be fat

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

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