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[challenge entry] In some of the worst hit areas people could not even afford Setanta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
# always reminds me of a laxative, Setanta: for when you need to SHIT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Absolutely
I like your name by the way
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# you asking me for sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# actually no
especially as you have VC
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# i'd never heard of setanta till about a month ago
i suspect they are a front for an evil organisation that james bond is going to have to uncover by shooting a lot of chinese people in that culturally-sensitive way of his
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# That looks just like my street
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# this man came up to me and wouldn't stop talking until I agreed to tell his story.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# That's my new chat up line sorted...
'Will you show me your ankles for a bit o' bubble gum?'
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
# :)
this all started out as some one being all ghetto about the past so I could say retrospect instead of respect as some form of horrific punchline.. luckily it gradually changed into this.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It's very good...
I especially like your extra fucking scary scary mastermind gangsta mo'fuh
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
# it is all about the monocle and pencil moustache
but that face is now the same style as I'm gonna be using from now on. either smiling and wibbily or open mouthed.. out of the past three I've done that way.. it's great how it can be the same yet take on different meanings. makes me smile anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Both are fine traditions of victorian evil
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# this is
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
# That's a lot of reading. I don't think I'm clever enough to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Also, nice font. Agatha, I believe? The font was used by the Smashing Pumpkins once upon a time..
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# it's trinigan
I searched for victorian fonts.. i found one it asked for £19.

so i searched for free victorian fonts and found this.. which was much better anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# haha!
wicked like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Reminds me of Mighty D-Block
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVOxsAygd_U&feature=related


NSFW - Swearing
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Lolness A+
spelling C-
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# this needs FAR more clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Yeah OK, so they faked it, anyone can.


Full Story
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I like your fake better........
but where are the pubes?

I am informed there should be 5!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# And the spunk.
I think they should have had a big cock over Tianemenemenemen square, and then drops of spunk bursting all the way to the stadium.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Pubes and Spunk, as requested

sorry for a few more than 5 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Yeah!
cum-plete
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)
# those cunning little blighters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
# The sauna champ was
beating off the competition.
uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080811/video/vwl-the-sauna-world-championships-d7f4ae7.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# "I train with my brother-in-law, and we love the steam"
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)
# huh?
they were supposed to be footprints? I did not get that.....
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Is he 'smartening himself up'?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
# mmmm shiney shoes
FILFTH!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Ed: That reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# hahahah
thats just odd! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# he needs the help of wnite goodman
when it comes to shiny shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# 'cherry blossom'
I haven't heard it called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# a series!
i admit pleasure at this occurrence
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# this is fantastically brilliantly wonderful :)
good job sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# TOAP!!!!!


Click for bigger (302KB)

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# convoy
CONVOY!!! Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
that one great big click!!

:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# sorry lost on me :?
been in Spain for 3 years care to ellaborate for a slow one?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
# something to do
with an oyster card - i dont understand either! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# ahhhaaaaaaaa
*de-RIS'es oneself*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# spot on!
:D

edit: though it's about 30 pixels too wide .
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# You are surrounded by ants.
You can go N/S/E/W.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# > get ant
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You take an ant, and put it in your pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# > use ant
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# The ant is delicious.
+1 HP
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# woo
say THORIN "CARRY ME"
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# > up
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# You go up, but there are ants there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# > drop sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# You do not have any sugar.
In your inventory there is:

1 lunchbox
1 can of ant spray
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# > chuck ant spray in bin and make friends with ants
I like ants :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Congratulations, you have completed 'Surrounded By Ants'
You scored 300 points of a possible 300.
Play again Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yay :-D
At my last house I had a wood ant nest right next to the front door, and a hornet's nest under the eaves.
Most people would have been horrified, but I was in entomologist heaven :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# did you attempt to mate with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Did you make them fight?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# > look at control panel
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# There is a single button on the control panel.
It is labelled 'ants'.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# > pull lever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# A trapdoor opens, and you fall into another room.
It too is full of ants.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8640121
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
# >FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# +1 HP
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I'm going to have a go at colouring this.
For what it's worth. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# mate with ants.
enthrone human/ant progeny as ruler of ant population.
take over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Congratulations, you have completed 'Surrounded By Ants'
You scored 150 points of a possible 300.
Play again Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# N.
i've got 5,000 babies to feed and 17,00 dirty thoraxes to wash, i haven't got time to play games!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# a big woo as usual
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# nom nom nom
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# You can usually tell by the number of bandaids on the doll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Heh :D
also, I just clicked 'I like this' instead of 'reply'. You can have that one for free :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# This lacks
teh Buckethead!
(Vega31, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
# As it's rock band.
Chances are you'll be sending her back within 2 weeks.

*glares at snapped bass pedal*
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# wahhh huum


[fastly edit]
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# haha
Whats with all the wogans?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# no idea!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# At least its not attack of the 50ft lime wogan!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# It's wogan
week on fbook.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# no idea

must just be Wogan teim
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Does there have to be a reason for Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# oh god
shoot to kill
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# its like a funhouse door
gone awry
please NO Pat Sharp posts ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# this makes him look like george clooney's dad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha argh
om nom etc
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha. how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# silly mary!
there's nothing wrong with him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# yes
yes
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Brown acid?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# VinEgaR
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# more of this nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I approve of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# What!?!?
Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# yes sir!
pulsing and vibraty :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# for sure
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# He loves it


/seams
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# sitting on the cock of the bay
watching the curds roll away...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# 1/10 needs more magenta

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# O_o
but are they his friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I have no idea where to stick this
So have it in a loosely related "cock" theme link



Near Crawford, just off the M74 in Lanarkshire
(sarahahahah, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Biggar!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Woodcock?
Ha, I recognised that straight of the cuff. The mother of my child lives in Crawford.
(Enditallnow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)
# You beat me to it!
I drive past that thing all the time from my from Glasgow to Leeds, I've been meaning to take a pic and post it for ages. I think it is a park ranger with a wicked sense of humour :-D

I always point it out to whoever I'm driving, a real highlight of the trip, I must say ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# my goodness
i've seen this so many times, living rather near thar, and never been able to correctly interpret it. thanks to you, I am now slave to the giggles.
(Gleryff , yawn, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Ha ha
Reminds of the time I spent literally seconds creating this

"
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Olympic kitty.


Click for bigger (124KB)

Inspired by the Olympics!
(demeiz, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] he's a right tight twunt.
More suited to the Chav/Special Brew soiree.



Click for bigger (82KB)
(crontle likes boobies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# he's a right tight bastard
I can confirm.

twunt.
ninja edit for rudeness

spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Do they really have shit in them?
I recon there's a specialist market for that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# these are gorgeous.
not the tesco value ones, of course. they're made from pencil shavings and broken ping pong balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I can't imagine there's a specialist market for that though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# there is
squirrels fucking love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# clever tesco
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# not really
have you seen a squirrel trying to lift a £2 coin? they're shit at it! every time they get the money to buy some pencilly treats, their cash ends up rolling down the nearest drain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# trying out my new sig.
so i thought i might as well remix the ice on the runway image from a while ago as much as photoshop would allow before freezing.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Why am I looking at your utter nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you're the only one stupid enough to let me pay you to do it.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# yeah.

what?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# is he wearing a codpiece?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# no, he's clearly wearing me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# call of duty?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# step away from the computer...
codpiece = crotch clothing (usually tudor)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# cover that up!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Animate it!!!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:00, archived)
# wheres bloop?
he would surely do a good job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# is that doctors handwriting?
are you a doctor... of sorts?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# it's mostly clone stamp.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hey look,
shards of blue rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# where?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Spewing forth from your photoshop.

Spewing i tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# you're lucky i edited it at all.
on second thought, no. not really.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# this image makes hamster sad

i'm a pearoasting whore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# i refuse to acknowledge that as a hamster.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# did you eat a biro
and get diarrhoea?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# no?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# join the dots

icmfp

edit : ninja mouse rides a tractor while batten burg (propelled by its own fart) flys from the danger of a chaotic nazi ghost carousel.

am I right? eh eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# wow
you were even more bored than that guy..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# a commendable effort.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# possibly.
However, I did what I did as a reply
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i don't see how you could conclude it was propelled by its own fart.
i didn't think i made it that obvious.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# When you eliminate all other possibilities
you are left with fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Silrathus the demon disapproves of this threadwaste nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# silrathus' mere existence is a testament to the non-threadwaste of this nonsense thread.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I do like your demons

or are they daemons?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Demons.
A daemon is a unix process not controlled by the terminal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# That's not what Deicide think!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Maybe they are actually singing about unix daemons
and not hellspawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Well, there's this song called 'Satan spawn the caco-daemon'
I bet it's just about mailservers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# silrathus looks
well-hung.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I don't understand a word of what you just said
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# look at my username/board sig.
that's all.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Well, that can be arranged
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Kitteh for sale
anyone want it?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# only
if it eats people
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I wish to buy and clone your kitten for the purpose of world domination
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I just wanna scare the living shit outta me annoying neighbour's MISSUS.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# you need to think bigger, I've already started planning universal domination


and with that, I'm off home. Buh bye ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Swaps?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# just can't
trust the smile on this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# cats
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I have one already :]

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# whilst we are having a pet sale
anyone want these quodogs?

guaranteed canine disasters will follow
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Swapsies?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# haha
need more quanimals :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# queese?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You must be quoackers
These are quoanards
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i like queese
they sound slightly rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Makes me feel Queasy
Evenin Mrs Monkey
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'll take it.
There's a pigeon outside my window that's been annoying me.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# i'll swap you it for mine
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ARGH
*punches repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# dog for brains
or is that brain for dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# it's actually a cat
despite the filename
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# oops
didnt look at the filename just assumed it was a dog for some reason 8/
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# i think that's how i ended up calling it dogface :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Can You milk it?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# MURDERISE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# no!
farm1.static.flickr.com/195/447497215_1140da2ed9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaargh!
Mutant army!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# fuck!
that's got a face not even koreans would love!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# haahahahaha.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# i'd buy it
so my cat army can be complete
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I'll have 2 of these
one on each side of my world domination evil mastermind throne
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *clones*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# it looks so scared
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] They had to cut the budget....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# DO WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# This would be the most fantastic thing ever to happen in the history of the world :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAH! if the olympics were like It's a knockout, I'd pay more attention to it :D
HOORAY FOR RECESSION!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
Hey we might win something

Olympiques sans frontiers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# HERE COME THE BELGIANS!!
If not, we should just get Frank Bruno.

Or Craig Charles!

Or Terry Wogan!

The possibilities are endless.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Woo!
...But the bloody Belgians would win!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# God love 'im and that wonderful programme :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2bTwSfWtsE

That laugh. Oh that laugh. Gets me every time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# awesome :)
i haven't seen that in years. ROFL.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# In honour of your username, Sah ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3BjP-V30wM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# stop it please....
My sides are hurting! i thank you :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# This gets my approval.
Which counts for little to be honest, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] nings all


more of a political statement really....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I echo your sentiment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Excellent
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Shanghai's a lot like that fo' re'l.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Shanties in the shade . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# hehe, nice
incidentally, did anyone watch that Andrew Marr programme on BB1, then BBC2 last night?
centered on Britain form the air. The BBC2 episode centered on cities - mainly London and the planned view for it post-blitz.
Was fascinating viewing, really good and told the story behind the 'ideal' redevelopment of London really well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah I saw the first bit
not the second bit though

I really liked the satellite tracking they put on the ships in the English Channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I was quite impressed at the National Grid section
and the extra power require during the 'kettle' moment after eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, and also the guys in the helicopter looking for hotspots in the electricity network
What a job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
how do you cumpute exactly,
and who will give up his cock for that?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# haha
is 4cock a programing language?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# No, it's like 4DOS for people who love teh cock

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# DOS should be a great language for a recession
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's his secret handle . . . Will Compute . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I love his grass hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Is that
an ill fitting syrup I see him wearin' or a small green berritt??
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# oooh, that is rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Here's another political statement
all politicians are bastards!

(bet Paxman's shitting himself)
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# We love the music
we like the disco sound...hey

Bruce Wayne auf wiedersehn,
Dirty Harry, "Make my day,"
Terminator, hit the north,
Alan Moore knows the score,
Yeah! Can U dig it? "Can u dig it?"
Yeah! Can U dig it? "Can u dig it?"
Yeah! Can U dig it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I dug it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# What's the dark private cult that's a cash machine for a bunch of dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# What's that thing that miners go down to get coal?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Shut Joe Trap . . .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I like his minimalistic gravestone inscription
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# nil point?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Move the face up a bit though, or enlarge is a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Naah
he looks lovely

besides I'm a lazy c**t
Not enough res to play with
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# restaurants?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Sos :(
I have a habit of venturing comments and interfering... usually with people's cooking, but it crept out here...

*Bad Monty :(*

Sincerely, apologies, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# He's a happy chappy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I like the cut of his cut ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# trying a new technique..
If you want to know the topic, it's on my blog here :

www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/937



blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# and an attempt at Barack Obama
using the 'Just Do It' Nike Logo..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That's quite good.
Though I'm not sure it looks like Obama more than any other non specific person.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It looks like the Mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Very nicely done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# very very awesome ! clicks !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# That is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That's excellent :)
at least $40,000 a day to protect McCain and Obama during the campaigning, did you see that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I like the style of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# 'Mainly Dale'
got you an office LOL

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Lovely that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# cheers Sir
good to see you're still about.

Hope your hand is fully functional.
(For your art that is, before anyone misconstrues.)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Good Work
Your new style is working well so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# that's awesome sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)

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