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# More effort than it deserved
Had a go at the water effect discussed down there \/ to put the finishing touches to a bad joke.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 6:48, archived)
# A poor ass line, if you ask me.
Not one worth bumming in that flick.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:03, archived)
# Agreed
even the "tits and ass" woman looked about 50.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Probally needs a click for bigger to properly see the effect
But yay none the less.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)
# great job on the water!
i don't even want to attempt that wizardry. top marks.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)
# ...The Atomic Wars...part 7...the last hope...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:00, archived)
# love will tear us apart
well it did him anyway
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:03, archived)
# awwww...pet a kitty....
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Ningles All.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Typical
Cylons made by the TVR people...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:05, archived)
# heh, good stuff.
aau, etc.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:05, archived)
# ...hey...this virtual reality is GREAT!...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:10, archived)
# it has the reality reality beat, that's for sure.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:13, archived)
# ...it's truly amazing...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Oh yeah.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:18, archived)
# ...now i'll virtually quench my thirst...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:20, archived)
# AAU
You are really getting good with fragment tracking.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:17, archived)
# thank you sir,...i have found inspiration in a magic leaf...

...(o.k.,...i'm done...i got no more)...:(
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:21, archived)
# mmm, i love fenugreek.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:25, archived)
# ...two words...
...chocolate thaistick....(or is that 3 words?)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)
# heh, i haven't heard anyone refer to a thai stick for years. thanks for reminding me.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:33, archived)
# ...that was the best i ever had...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:36, archived)
# We used to call them buddha sticks, if we're talking about the same thing.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:03, archived)
# oi! buddha! you fat fuck!
(salman rushdie's new book).
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# I want some magic leaf
all I got is this lousy tincture of hops
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:26, archived)
# ha ha...poor guy...
...i'll smoke some in your honor!...:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:30, archived)
# cool ^
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:20, archived)
# ideal for midget libyans


(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Likes
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Ah licky boom boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

braaaaap!
Night all.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# HELLO SNOW
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# That is so fucking sad.
So is that article's author, my fuck what total lying twaddle.
Not a fucking honest word in the whole fucking thing.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# To be a proper liar you have to learn to lie for Jesus.
The shame manifested itself physically, resulting in him losing his hair and purging his body into his socks while shouting "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Into your hands I give myself. Left a bit! Oh yeah!"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
#
"He was terrified, I still remember the look on his face . . . it was...very hard...for him, as it was for me"

"I could just see a really broken, unwell man. At that point I found it really quite hard...in that instance it was really hard...However, she maintained...vomiting...and apparent pain. I feel a little bit foolish...but I...beat myself...In the...back,'' she said."
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Also
Alterboys, teenbrides, pets, household products or any thing else that can be warmed in a microwave.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# also, to bring up my own cancer experience (yet again)...
...i have extremely strong doubts that anyone who is married and has close friends could manage to fake diagnosis and treatment without those close to him puzzling things out rather quickly. it's a huge part of therapy to bring in partners and friends to help with treatment, rides to and from hospital and clinic, and to speak with doctors and nurses about pill regimens and the like.

there's almost zero chance that he faked this on his own.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# That's a confusing;y written article, right there.
"To conceal the two-year cancer lie which he hid from his wife and family, he sent phoney emails to his loved ones from non-existent medical practitioners."

Surely he's concealing the porn addiction, not the 'cancer lie'. I think the author meant "To maintain the two-year..."

Oh well, anyway.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Jizzing for jesus
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# oh no! addicted to porn!
how awful - but the knowledge he gained in kicking that habit ought to help him give up his addiction to nonsense superstitions like 'god'.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Bit like being...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# addicted to attention from tabloids and people who fawn over celebrities.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Anything can be substituted for X
in the algebra of need.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:00, archived)
# and to wash the jesus out of your brain, have some alice donut:
lisa's father.

PLAY LOUD!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# That song is what rock music was invented for
and also sexual abuse
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:36, archived)
# yes.
and maybe.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 5:26, archived)
# God can save you from all your addictions. All you have to do is..do you know what? I'm tired of discussing this subject.
I'll type this story out for lolz and enlightenment.

My ageing father was a Eucharistic Minister for the Catholic Church, taking Communion to the sick and or mental kiddies (and old fuckers).

I questioned his belief in the transubstantiation or Bread-to-Jesus miracle. He was convinced that it happened so I asked him if a mugger accosted him on his way to deliver the Christ into a dying mans face, would he defend the Actual-JesusTM in his pocket.

No, he said. I'm sure the priest wouldn't think it was worth my life to defend it, so I'd just hand it over.

"BUT HE FUCKING DIED FOR YOU!" I shouted.

I think he won though as he told me to fuck off to bed and stop drinking so much.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# hahaha!
when i was in uni a friend of mine was shocked to learn i'd never been to a church service before (my parents were agnostic, i grew up an atheist). so, he took me to his rancid little pile of blocks and i watched the whole hilarious scene play out. he was catholic, so at the end (or near it, whatever) of the show the chief nun-herd started handing out crackers and juice. i wanted to go get some, but my friend panicked and physically restrained me so i couldn't - apparently unbaptised people like me can infect the jesus remains if we bite into it.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Go to
www.scienceblogs.com/pharygula
and search for fracking cracker.

It may take a couple of weeks to get through but it's worth it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# it's great so far. thanks!
"...a cheap excuse to make accusations illustrated by cheesy woodcuts of hook-nosed jews hammering nails into communion wafers and lurid tales of blood-spurting crackers..."

too bad that's too long for a sig.

"no harm come to a cracker" works, though.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Unbaptized : aka 'You haven't paid for your dead god parts yet'.
They just are very coy about the ticket and what it costs.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Heh..
..It costs your soul
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Yes, but first they'd like your time, money and children.
THEN they want that too.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# i just want your money and children.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# We just need someone who wants souls and we'll have a full service pantheon.
Need a trendy name for the cult too. May I suggest "buttsexodonkians"?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# that works.
and we're all waiting for the second coming of jacob dyer.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)
# that's usually my reply to people who slag scirentologists.
at least those con artists are partially open about the whole thing being a $cam.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Well I think that's debatable that they are open about it being a crock,
It's just easier to prove given some drunk twat just made it up in recent history.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# no, i meant that it was open knowledge that it costs money to participate.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Ask them what happens to African AIDS babies.
This is especially horrid if they are catholics.
What of limbo, bitch? Purgamotherfuckintory?
What about cunts what live in tha jungle or forests and shit.

Braaaaap.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I think C of E churches are more easy going though, I'm fairly sure my mother took me to do the non transubstatiation communion once despite not being spirit wetted.
You can also pretty much abuse modern local vicars these days too, because they are unfeasibly dull and accommodating.

"What's that you want to film a monologue of your defaming the concept of religion in the vestry? Oh well as long as you don't disturb the other parisheners."
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Ladies without annulments in addition to their divorces like my mother are unworthy too
the filthy whores.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Sell her.
That fixes the whole thing and works by both rules new and old.

I think you can even bang her once the sale is done, if you wanted.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:02, archived)
# if you remind people that marriage laws are just extensions of property agreements...
...they'll get annoyed and nail you to a stick too.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:05, archived)
# I once had a friend who went a bit mental after a rough relationship, and ended up going crazy religious to the extent where she would talk to god.
I asked her to ask him some questions for me. The responses managed to get passages from the bible, which god had supposedly said himself, wrong.

She didn't see this as 'questioning' her faith though.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# i was in a band with a guy who did a similar thing.
he rewrote the lyrics of our songs to be jesus-fondling pap. they were all shit songs anyway so it didn't matter, but they were suddenly more wonderful that magic gold to him at that point.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I find that if anyone is "deeply religious" they have no fucking idea what the bible has in it.
Just nod and call them twats. They deserve it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Short bus!
*licks windows*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# i rode the shortbus in High School :D



...this was not it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# ....*purchases*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# may i be the first to say
1.21 giggawatts????
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# hehehehe
super
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# and on that electrifying bombshell, goodnight!
got to be at work in 7 hours.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# giga twats
be accurate if you want to invoke SCIENECE
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Jigga!
It's jigga, goddamnit!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# zigg-a-zigg-ah watts
please try to keep up
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The day that Sporty Spice was voted head of the International Body of Weights and Measures was the day the music died.
Four zig-a-zig-ahhs to the pound? Sixteen four bar harmonies in an imperial pint?

The woman's insane.

HP bidet.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# DAMN YOU MELANIE CHISHOLM!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# The only thing she got right was three Melanie Blatt lips to the ounce.
The whole "seven tubs of Shippams paste per seven tubs of Shippams paste" was her darkest hour.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# happy day to you.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# wants!! :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I've been dancing so hard that my big toes are bleeding :D and :(
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# That's what you get for wearing high heels.
Try flats next time.

Or a bunglow if you have access.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# It's what I get for wearing shoes slighty too small for me.
I do love stilletos though.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I wear shoes which are constantly too small for me.
They are basically the only pair of shoes I own, bar a pair of black leather shoes I only use for vaguely formal wear, and I've had them for god knows how long. They are say they are a size 6. I have size 9 feet.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Mine are 13s and I need 14s really.
I'm going to sleep now. BRAP.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Son?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# tehe :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Fucking hell. It's Fred Titmus!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# i have actualy seen a veedub van done like this for real
noice
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# nice shoppage!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# hey bigot! we prefer to be called 'microhumans'!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Fuck you, shorty!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *climbs ladder, bites ankle*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Haha, vehy funny, haha. Haha, vehy funny Indy.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# i'm actually kind of phobic regarding short people.
anyone shorter than 150cm or so can creep me out.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I has ridden in almost such a Tiny VW Bus
very much prone to wheelie (sp?), and turning very quickly on the freeway is not really fun...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:47, archived)
# tj
anyone seen any good movies recently ? i'm bored
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# i will whore this out yet again:
KOMODO VERSUS COBRA!

or, for a film i actually have seen, how about happiness?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)
# wow. i reckon komodo wins
i think i have seen a bit of happiness before. but its the kind of film i like so i shall see if i can find it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:19, archived)
# it has some brilliant scenes (happiness, i mean).
k vs c looks like fun.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:24, archived)
# SQUIRTLE USE WATER CANNON YOU SHIT!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# NO SUCH MOVE.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# SHIT! CHESS DISASTER!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# KING ME!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# KINGLER
*koo-kee-koo-kee*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# WATER GUN
HYDRO PUMP
HYDRO CANNON
WATER SPORT
WATER SPOUT
WATER PULSE
BUBBLE
BUBBLEBEAM

a few others, but no WATER CANNON.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# FUCK OFF THERE WAS NO WATER SPOUT TWICE
SPLASH YOU DICK!

SURF!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
# SPOUT AND SPORT.
AND YES THOSE TOO
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# NOT ON POKEYMON RED/BLUE ON GAYMBOYZ
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# POKEYMON IN LATER GAMES ARE STILL POKEYMON
YOU FUCKING RACIST
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# THEY ARE NOT AS GOOD OR BAD ASS
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# DARKRAI IS AWESOME.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.


Actually don't. Go out and do something with your life which isn't Pokemon.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I'm doing plenty enough with my life, thanks.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# DIGIMON DOESN'T COUNT
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Does working and having a girlfriend count?
Also: I'm rewriting a "book" I wrote a couple years ago.
I love the storyline, so I'm going to make it readable. I hope.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# This girlfriend of yours....is she a goer?
Know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# She travels, yes...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# My girlfriend arrives on the roof of a funicular screaming German poetry with a crossbow clenched between her thighs
Firing lemons out of her rotten anus.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# My willy has a laser that shoots Jews.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I think you should see a doctor about that
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# That's what Caewan said.
"See a doctor".
I'm going to bed now.
I sha'n't have a wank, I might damage the ceiling.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Fuck that seaking you little randy yellow monster!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# THAT'S A MUDKIP, FOOL!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# PIKASPEW I CHOOSE YOU!!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Its a squirtle, I clearly stated in the title, that its squirtle...
Did you not get this?


:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Who the fuck's squirtle?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I think there's websites about it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Google with safesearch off
Your answers will be there
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Oh fuck, yeah that's hot.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# i prepare bulbasaur
no 001
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Poor Boris...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Boris for PM
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Jesus fuck, no.
He's wonderful as he is, but as PM he'd kill us all.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Fry for PM
Baaaahhhhh!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# clarkson.... which reminds me...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# This!
Abumgang!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Philip J.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Clancy!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Wiggum!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Chowdah!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# CHOWDAIR
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Heh heh heh
CHOWDAHH!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# *becomes injured*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Me love that long time.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# PFFFFFFFTTTTTT
Aw hail paw. Thay goaaan an dun an' stawtid it all agayun.

CHOWDAH!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# no fingers are required to mock him.
his sad genetic legacy does all the real work.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheese. They bloody love it.


edit: *phew* A lost Saturday. I'm delighted there are people still here on b3ta. Cheers all. :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# That is truly great
worthy *click*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# If you're not part of the final solution
you're part of the final problem.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
problem precipitate
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I bought a t-shirt with that on when I wasn't thinking straight
and have worn about once since, 'cos it's just TOO nerdy
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I was thinking about that too
but I restrained myself.
You can sometimes be TOO geeky.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Maybe so, is it wrong to still want one?
I also want to get this also.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# You can get one, but if you sweat while wearing it you'll end up looking like Steve Buscemi
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I don't sweat when I move.
I'm a skinny fucker.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I was a skinny fucker once.
Then I hit 30.

*sobs*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# 30 stone?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Heh.
...just got it.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# This is my final solution.
Said the maths teacher in Belsen.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# ahahahaha
*click*


this is truely great!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
genius!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Lovely stuff :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantastic!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# you cheater, you used a computer to make this.
'swonderful!! :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# OMG! He did it with a program!!!!
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Haha fuck yes :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Heh,
That's pretty damn good!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# pff
blimey!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# spiegelman!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Shhh!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# i just finished reading all about your kind.
well, parasites in general, though tapeworms were a hot topic in particular.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha fab :)
*clicken*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# WY
Good job.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# now this, is teh stuff
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Topjob
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# haa haaa....
...truly funny!...:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:03, archived)
# that
is a fine piece of work
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# And now
I'm the Grandad.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Storck!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Arrrrrggggghhhhhh......!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# thys am flyffi
but have i seen it before?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# this am
what?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# it's welsh
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# SHE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
Howdy Zankster.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# *douses in water*
hows the night been?

have i missed much by drinking alot?

also...ning...!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I've not been around, myself.
I'm downloading a large torrent so I've been avoiding the webternets to save on bandwidth speed.
Besides, it's been nice to lie in bed all day catching up on my reading :]
'Ning yourself!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# sounds fun
i tried downloading "The Dark Night" before, it took up so much bandwidth, i could no longer access google
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That tooks four hours for me!
Fantastic film.
I also downloaded Full Metal Jacket, as suggested by P3L3, which was brilliant.
I still have Apocalypse Now to watch, but I'm downloading Vista because the software's corrupted on my other computer.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# haha
my bands called "Asparagus Now"...a play on words...ish... from apocalypse now.

google us!

go to the .COM rather than the myspace
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Classic Rock.
That's very promising!
*listens to*
Edit: This is really good. Do you have an album?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Tunnel Vision is very Hendrix
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hello there!
who's the person in the oven?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# crazy cat lady
wins everything
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Even dog shows?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# especially
dog shows
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Dog SHOWS, not mass murders.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# rarh!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# fucken ace
edit: fuck, it's tomorrow already. good night all
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Tops :D
Lovely work :3
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger blimp.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# mindpiss V V V V
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Heh!
9.15am the morning after Roy Scheider blew himself up in that still-unexplained Flymo-nuclear-masturbation tragedy-cum-farce, I had my pic of a matchbox with the "we're gonna need a bigger box" caption primed and ready to go.

I actually looked down the board to check that time, so I didn't post it - unlike earlier on this evening on the links board: www.b3ta.com/links/The_shortlist_for_the_30th_Diagram_Prize_was_announced_today
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# YES!
Winnar!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# alfeven spielcock presents:
FUCK AAAAH! RUN AWAY!

edit: did you make a wallpaper-size?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# crop to taste


Click for bigger (237KB)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# This really is superb.
Amity Island Tourist Authority will surely be in touch with you shortly.
With big sticks.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# thanks!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# SHARGUL!
Aweeesome :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# That was so good I refreshed twice because the Human Descent tag wasn't showing.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger airship!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Lovely :]
Donk!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You've got red on you.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Mine!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
Fantastic! :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# He's been eating crayons
And he's completely ace.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# But is it real?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# buggy fears...but...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:05, archived)
# i like this
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# He's having a bad reaction to being taken off the Catnip
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Haha what
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i love this program
oh, Charlie... i would love to meet his voice actor. unless Charlie is real...
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# kenny everett did the voice over
and he's dead now
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# meeting him would, therefore, be an interesting experience
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# not that interesting
i can't imagine he'd be much good at conversation
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Just bones and two gigantic, virtually unharmed, styrofoam pointing hands.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Shop it!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ^ That command goes out to anyone who could do this in under 45 minutes.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# haahahaha
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't usually repost this 'til October 31st
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# oh noes that childrens has been eated by a dinosaurs!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# time for tubby bye byes
*throw tubby tustard everywhere*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# *donates to charly's cause*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# christ, actually
I'd expect this to happen

AGAIN!!!

:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Horse is a bummer
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
r d

edit: the more i look at it, the more instances of rape/race i see that i missed :(
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hodse?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Godse
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Goose
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You also missed changing Doncaster to DONKaster.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i don't want to give those cocks mindspace
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Not even a bit of donkspace?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Hahaha
You missed loads!

Still Woo though.
:D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# horse
hurts
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# lube
helps
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# use
the
gel
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Is that what firefox looks like nowadays?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
# on this machine, yes
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Oh is that just the Mac version?
Either way I think I'll stick to Safari.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# osx leopard, firefox 3
i can't fucking stand safari, and i hate opera
i have no preference for firefox particularly, other than it doesn't piss me off
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Why don't you like Safari?
Why is Firefox better? The old one just seemed to take ages to do anything for me.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# firefox just works for me, i like the way it renders text, and sites work
i hate the way safari looks and i hate that some sites just go wonky
opera renders text really badly

so i use firefox. as i said, i don't love firefox, i just don't have any problems with it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# why is horse racing considered a sport?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# it's not
it's gambling
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ah.
for that matter, i have commentary on car racing being considered a sport.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# See below.
Also
Replacement and upgrades
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Because it eventually became politically and socially unacceptable to call it what it was.
Military training.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# analysis!
although nowadays it seems to be the wage slaves who get sent to war and the upper crust who ride horsies (at least in shows).
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Yes. And the cannon fodder classes have their 'sport's built for their tasks too.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Fact: Cute things have cute skeletons.

Moar facebook graffiti boredom.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I knew
it
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# DEAD NOSES! woo!
*she's selling dead noses - la la la* i don't know who sings that but i like that song :)
GOodnight b3ta!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# angels: they're really just dead people.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# :D
Woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# not sure
boards slow so i thought of you
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# would the addition of a donk help?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# appreciated
quite bored, and just out of cider
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i have more cider in the freezer
after a bbq... is all good :)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I want one...... No actually I want two
and a horse
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# why are you even asking?
Everything and i mean EVERYTHING could do with a donk.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# cock 4?
cock 4 dinner?
cock 4 life?
cock 4 all?

???
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# cock 4 sail
1 prvsus oerner
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# £25 ono
un layd drvr
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# is it fresh and still unspoiled
and only slightly soiled?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# PHONES 4 U
cocks 4 u
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# have an unfunny pic


as it's quietish
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# did you shop in the water?
how rude: i like it, :D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# yus, see link below
i think the water level is a bit low to the left of the car, but never mind

sauce:
photoshopfaceoff.com/thumbnail.php?file=./img/ptsUcma8q.jpg&w=540&h=432
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ah!
top shopping, how did you do the water?

the channel thing which i can't do i suppose?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# a displacement map
yes, that's the thing.

I had a go, but even the tutorials are too complicated for me :(
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# holy hell.
i'd better inherit some cash to hire people to do that for me if i ever want the effect, because i'm sure not going to wrap my brane around it.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# haha
there's programs that will do it for you, animated if you want.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# that's cheating!
also, i don't need them as i own a camera and control the weather.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# this can't be good
actually, I'm expecting this tomorrow
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# beware!
there are snakeheads slithering about.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
# WHAT!
You kid misterbat from andriod cleberity? He has sniger on tlevisoin for fantsie in old day. But dont remember who her marred to for skis death. And always do way instaind mother
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# my 7xl is not yet invented.
earth people!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# sorry, just the most incomprehensible youtube comment I've seen
:D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# must be below my threshold, as i can't see it.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# different video
this

caution, contains babby.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# that was a good comment.
fairly literate by youtube standards, as well.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# indeed, an almost pronouncable stream of letters
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# haha
i caught this earlier
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# it was a wonderful, terrible film.
i posted a link to the KOMODO VERSUS COBRA trailer earlier too, and i'm going to see if i can track down the dvd.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# haha
get to da choppa!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# The boat!
It explodes!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# also, people with guns can shoot fish in a lake and never miss them.
it was awful and wonderful.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I was just looking at that
Is that using flood?
sorry, didn't follow the link.

:)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# it's a displacement map
photoshopcontest.com/tutorials/26/displacement-water.html

on a funnily skewed copy of the background
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# That all looks very technical.
I will have to have a look at that.
Good stuff.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ooh, excellent tutorial.
Delicious'd.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# SUBMARINE CAR FLEET IS ABOUT TO EMBARK
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# EMBARK is a very good word, it should mean different things
"Yes waiter, I'll have the 63 Embark"

"Oh baby, I'm so gonna embark you!"

"I took a bite out of a tree" "What did it taste of?" "Embark"
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# uhmm bark.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# water water everywhere
not a drop to turn into beer
top pic
need one of these in times of flood :)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I love this!
Evening sir!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# lo
:D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# funky!
a hover car was my first idea, but i gave up
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I wish I could hover
my way around to work to shops to pub
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# we have a winner for that one
*votes*
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ^ This!
Here's Fridays, what a lovely source!
photoshopfaceoff.com/img/ptstu126d.jpg

:D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ahh
too many things to do with it
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Quite!
I can't believe that my comment up there^ came up on the stats board already!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I say! Jolly good show!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Fuck, that's awesome.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Crikey, top work :)
I've bookmarked that link for waterification, so I'll give it a go some time :D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# art...

is it now?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# it must be art
if it says art on it.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Unless it's a trick.
Perhaps it's a rat?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT... WITH TAR TARS.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# no more or less than this

(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That's fabby
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# THIS IS ART
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:17, archived)
# no.................this is TRUE art...
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Robopegic Wrongcock
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Quadraspazzed on a lifeglug
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Jez North!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Dear sir. I am a paedophile.
Please can I have sex with this three year old girl now that she's twenty-one.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No! absolutley not!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahahahah
fuck
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)
# uh oh prosthetic limp.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Goodnight all
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# ooh
this is lully :)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# funky!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# is there an idiot picture?
i can't find it :(

edit: awh got my hopes up aswell :(
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# No I can't find any either.
It takes time I know but surely there'd be something by now.
:(
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# how long does it take?
will they all appear pretty much at once?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I don't know for sure
I think clicking them on things like StumbleUpon Diggit might help things along.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)
# del.ici.ous aswell?
i don't even know what they are/do, but i see them sometimes :/
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I don't have a clue what that is
It looks weird.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i like this. good night.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# .
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that who I think it is?

WHAT ARE THE SCORES.. ..

Woo fella
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I wish I was back in the late 90's as well
back when Little Britain didn't exist
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# He did seem much more funny on that drum kit coming out with complete madness
but there you go, he seems alright long term though
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Lesbians, lesbians.
Happy and free with each other.
Lesbians, lesbians,
women making love...

with one another.


Recognised as a minority,
funded by the local authority,
Some drink coffee, some choose tea,
A handy metaphor for sexuality.

Lesbians, lesbians,
a woman takes another for her lover,
no reason to be kept...


undercover. Cha cha cha.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# The girl woth the pearl necklace?
woo.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Shirley,
Girl with the hoop earings?

woo to the pic.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# "The Girl with the Mahoosive body"?
Nings Sir....
13 days?
(earlier)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# ning
nah it was a reference to your impending (now gone) milestone
13 posts (now -2)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yeah I forgot!!!
Ahh well, no nekkid this time.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# yeah i missed my 8000 yesterday
(i am but an amateur compared to you)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Haha.
But the internet needs more naked amatuers!!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i think mine has enough.
*sigh*
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i guess i feel inadequate after micto's milestone t'other day
www.b3ta.com/board/8679660
:o

edit: and yes, yes it does ;)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I have that as my desktop pic.



(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
#
:-|

(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# See....
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# :D
indeed
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha Dear gods, I missed that
Micto is clearly unbalanced, somewhere, bless him
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# soup
herb
*clicks*
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Haha, nicely done!
*peas*


(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Oh deary deary me.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Nothing good has happened in our history
so we decided to bring up July 7th.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# yoiks
i never saw the connection but now i'm wondering if it was intentional
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'm sure it was. Seb Coe rubbed his genitals in the warm pulpy mess of the victims.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# This needs video proof
for my private collection...
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# MMMMM
perfect!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# He's crossed the three day event horizon
That's going to cost him badly needed points.

Spare some hummus for an old man?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# filter horse?
needs more seams
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# haha
spaghetti horse
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ah yes, been googling 'blackholes,' eh? ;)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
YES! GO SOOTY
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Epic fwappage! Less than 1/100s I'm betting.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# 0.03 / frame I think
I'd just open the gif in PS and check but I HAVE CS3 SO I CAN'T
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I was thinking someone had found a way round that
is it still shit then?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# There's no way to import a gif and preserve its original frame delays.
That's really the problem.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ahh, i get it
ta
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# ^THIS^
WITH DRAMATIC BIG LETTERS

anyone got a copy of PS7 for a mac?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# What the FUCK is a mac?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Utter power
Model Name: Mac Pro
Model Identifier: MacPro3,1
Processor Name: Quad-Core Intel Xeon
Processor Speed: 2.8 GHz
Number Of Processors: 2
Total Number Of Cores: 8
L2 Cache (per processor): 12 MB
Memory: 2 GB
Bus Speed: 1.6 GHz
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# It's not a raincoat then?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Somewhat impractical
it seemed like a right slog up the stair case
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
#


THIS WAS MY 25K POST!
MISSED IT!!!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# WAY TO GO!
I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER CELEBRATION OF A BRN!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Congrats, Stan
you spoil us with such erotica
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# congrats
:)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# snap



:)
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I love this :D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# SWIRLY-FACE-HORSE!
BEWARE!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# it's face looks more like a bull dog.
Stupid Bullhorse.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# this most certainly needs more lens flare.
"And he's made it over the third, on for the black hole an- OH HE'S BEEN SUCKED IN TO THE ENDLESS VORTEX"
Maybe that would make it interesting?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Would that be...
...gravitational micro-lens flare?

Thought not.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I'm reading a book on black holes and event horizons at the moment. It's dead interesting.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Sounds it aswell.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I find everything I read about them pushes my comprehension to the limit

Which is ace :D
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I saw a flyer for a band today called It's A Trap
(, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

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