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Great with fish!

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Ninj, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)

Hahahahaha you beauty!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

sorry, I'm pre-cafine

ris?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

Think 'Catchphrase'

...say what you see and out loud...:-)

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Ninj, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

Arther Fug's Sake.

say it out loud. Except pronounce sake wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

Someone get me cafine!

thank you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

That's a 'Q'

but the font makes it look like a 'g'

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Ninj, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

It worked for me with the g

but ta!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

ah Fug was stretching it a bit

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

this is reminding me of kill bill

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

oh dear...

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

Gem!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

...

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Ninj, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)

'ning b3ta, what in the name of science is going on today?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

THIS

*jiggles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

Higgs Bosoms?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

*HUG*

YOU were in my dream last night, young lady. You ran a shop and I came and worked for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

I don't know what you two are selling

but I'll have a big bag of it please

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

Jigglywin. Jigglywin and lady-yay.

That's what we're selling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

do you accept

man-yay?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

Hmmmm. Big hairy mandollars, maybe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

firm bulging he-shekels?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)

They're two to the femgeld, you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

of course- women have two to man's one

lucky buggers

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

as long as it's not man-euros

you can't pay with man-euros, you'll have to work it off in the *ahem* storeroom...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

*raises an eyebrow and busies self with paperwork*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

you can have him when i've finished

of course, he'll be more compliant by then...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

in that case....

man-euros is all I have
*bends over*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

*lubes*

now, this may sting a little

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

no pain, no gain

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

*pains*

*gains*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

*kicks carpet off trapdoor cover*

yeah yeah, I'm going out to buy a kazoo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

get me one!

and an apricot danish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Alright, but you're

going to have to talk to him this time, the last one hit me over the head with a big bit of bacon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

true

but it made a nice butty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

So did he.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

YAY!

what kind of shop was it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

All sorts. I broke a big wooden elephant and you gave me a hug.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

hahahaha!

my mum has a big wooden elephant, she uses it as a doorstop!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

it smashed, interestingly.

Strange for a lump of wood...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

very.

wood is not usually that breakable.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)

You didn't mind though, you said it was alright.

Then the hug.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)

i'm a big softy really

*hugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

Heehee!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

cor!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

???

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

Yay Manchester!

/northern b3tans ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

^ this, big letters

even if I don't sound it, I've got a heart of pure whippet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

\o/ Manchester

finest gay quarter around. I had a LOVELY time.

And the uni place is very nice to sit and have a smoke in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

canal street ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

Is that the one with the bars and all the tables?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

yes

went there for my mate's birthday and got thrown out of the chippy for asking if they sold salt and pepper bingo wings :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

i was very drunk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

Nah you'll be wanting the Northern Quarter these days.

It's kind of the new gay quarter for people who don't like how hectic canal street has become.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)

As long as it's as cheerful, noted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

i love canal street

haven't been there for a year, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

Canal Street

Hen Night Central

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

hahaha

*gets chased by Northern B3tards*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

*sets ferret on riverghost*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

I've NEVER got black snot when I've been home.

Only ever in London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)

^this!

I hate that black snot, it takes about a week to clear after just one day!

'ning M'lady!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

'Ello poppet *leers*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

*leers back*

Heeeeello!

;)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

Yeah but Northern England is milk

Southern, Yogurt. We have the culture.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

Ye germy bastards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

In the Northwest we have spelling.

yogHurt

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)

in the north west

we have the power to kick the arse of any southern pansy who annoys us

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

Well the mouth to blab such nonsense:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)

What am I supposed to glean from that?

London can only manage a half-mast?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

Well when somewhere like Greater Manchester exists

If you got to London why would you want to go on? It's like having main course in the finest restaurant and then being told you have to go to Macdonalds for desert:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)

Ooo this is setting a potentially volatile North/South divide tone for the day ;)

Assuming Manchester is the fine restaurant, and London is the crowded, overpriced, antisocial Macky-Ds?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Sorry. I can't speak Northern.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

good, you won't understand this

"you big poo!"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

I expected more from you

I hear you're the person in the north with the job.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

no, my whippet had a job

but he works in the City now

the traitor's got a flat in kensington

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

*throws pint of bitter*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

you'd only get chased if manchester was in the north

IT'S NOT!

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAH

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

errrr... yes it is...

According to any geographical/political standpoint you would care to mention, but above all, according to Stuart Maconie.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

it's south of york

it's in the south

I'd call that a geographical standpoint

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

Nah Crewe is the official gateway to the North

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

official my poo!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

Are you really trying to tell me that you think Bolton and Wigan are in the South?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

Bolton and Wigan are a myth

you are taking this far too seriously

look, manchester is just north of the middle of the country

it's just over halfway up

I'm just under 2/3rd's of the way up

it's further south to manchester for me than it is north to scotland

from where I'm at it's in the south

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

Sorry dude wasn't meaning to give the impression I was taking this seriously

North/South is bound to be relative to where you actually are.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

unless you are in london

then it's watford :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

pummel him with them yorkies

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)

unleash the spangs!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)

*gets a good run up*

now, stay stil...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)

"yer nut gunna daaaaiiii!!!!!"

ooops!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)

It's really weird.

My Arial black is stuck on italic in tattyshop.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I always have tatty problems, like not previewing brush size, so I think its tiny and its in fact huge and I've erased half my picture

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)

They ought to introduce a simple feature - maybe using the ctrl key, that would allow people to undo mistakes like that.

;)

/woke up in a really cynical mood blog.

Ning!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)

Maybe including a letter key near by, maybe a z or something.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)

alright smart fucker!

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)

sorry fella.

Got a cup of tea down me now so I'll be all sweetness and light from here on in :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

Naaa had it for a week or so.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)

have you tried

hitting it with a rock?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)

Yes

and other things ending in ock too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)

sock?

clock?
dock?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)

locks mostly:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

shamrock

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)

pfff!

irish japery!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

try having a quiet word with it,

that might work

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

OMG that's a big bogey he's got there...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)

Ooh nicey

'ng to you too, though it's quite evening here.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)

silly barryheadwound thats not a bogey

that's a living doll!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)

probably not the one he had in mind while composing the song though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)

*stretches*

'ning!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)

ewwww...

early morning goatse? No need!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)

help, I am an n trapped in a g

:'(

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)

aww it wasn't supposed to be a tear jerker.

If it helps you can think of it as an n standing some distance behind a g.

Although that somewhat ruins the dingbat.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)

Early Morning Spangage Alert!

'ningles ya all!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)

Pfffft

Morning /boarders!

*yawns*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)

Mornin'

*pours tea*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)

Ooooh lovely!

*Swallows cup whole*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)

That makes us sound like we're in some sort of public school!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)

While this school is very private indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)

Well I wouldn't be yawning

if you weren't up wanking into your sock all night!

;)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)

That's all very well and good

But you could have waited until I took it off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)

You cunt

I just got up!

*spangs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)

i'm only up

because the cable repair man got here at 7.45. i don't know if i'm pleased to have my t.v and internet back, or pissed off that he woke me up early :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)

Well we're all glad you have your TV back:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)

i wouldn't have lost it

if some little local bastard kid hadn't cut the wire!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)

*hides scissors*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

0_0

reply deleter!
did you see me saying you were in my dream last night? it was very odd.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)

Could've been worse though

could've woken you up *and* left without actually repairing them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)

don't even joke about that!

not even the forbidden coffee could make that better!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)

Ooooh coffeeeeee

*gets*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)

unless it's kenyan filter coffee

it's not worth the headache.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)

I always drink filter

this one's even kenyan too, kenya believe it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

Anyone else think that this new 400px fp format is a bit too magazine/tabloid friendly?

As in they are larger and therefore easier to steal and put in newspapers etc??

wttp btw

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)

Yeah and with 280 you could hide a multitude of sins!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

This

HARD

400px is so brutal...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

Yo!

...werd.

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CTU_Bauer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

Kizzle to the shizzle

Obizzle

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)

*walks the dog*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)

It's cold out....Don't forget your snarf!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)

Lovely and indeed arf!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)

I think it's too late for her

she's gone blue already!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)

i want one!

*orders thirty*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)

pretty!

is she a thundercats ho?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

These would sell buy the bucketload!

*steals idea*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

arf!

snarf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)

Snaaaaarf!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

Workmash

But why?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)

There's definately a theme developing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)

Haha

Nicely

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)

One more

Guess it's been done, but it's a difficult job so one more try wont hurt.

(K, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)

*examines closely*

have you made him look more normal?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:54, archived)

impossible

but i am not quite sure either

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:55, archived)

Yes

I tried to get him a bit more symetrical. Rather difficult though.

(K, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)

symmetrical you say?

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)

He's got a

triple chin!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYKE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)

nings fella!

have this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)

Happy b3taday (again)!!!

Have as nicer day as is possible!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)

He's got normal eyes!

/vanishes into the aether

(teasus likes tea, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

Probably plorp

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)

Forget Higgs Bosom - It's Hawkings Cock!

"The Hawkings Cock Particle" (tm)

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:55, archived)

www.blurtit.com/q297179.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)

BELIEVE

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

heh, my ex read that to me from work today when i phoned him.

all we thought was: 'stupid people! buy cockrings!'

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)

All I know is that it used to take weeks for the nuts to drop off of the goats on my friend's farm when I was a kid

and those were some serious rubber bands.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)

unsurprisingly, there are guys into having their nuts removed in this manner as a part of cbt.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)

cbt? bdd more like it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:18, archived)

all we need now is a thin glass rod and a hammer.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)

Also: Meth.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)

...wouldnt that be dumb

cos then you'd never be able to perform cbt again...

well, the bt part of it anyway

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Rails [*·:·], Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)

we'll always have ct, rails.

never fear.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:26, archived)

but its only half the torture

...
HALF THE TORTURE!!!!

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Rails [*·:·], Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

No, because here's the kicker:

Someone that practices CBT loves to torture their balls, so the ultimate torture would be to not be able to torture their balls anymore.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:28, archived)

thats either paradoxical, or profound,.

profoundoxical?
isnt that a cream to get rid of pink-eye?

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Rails [*·:·], Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)

you and rails should settle this once and for all.

on cam.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)

I might go outside for a walk instead.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)

down to one of those private men's clubs at the docks?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)

I'd have to walk past all the ones in chinatown to get there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

I AM STEPHEN! KING OF THE HAWS!

BOW DOWN AND KISS MY HEDGERY, MORTAL.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)

Hello! *Releases Spores*

Why am I still awake? Has anyone got any sleep-inducing pictures?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)

Probably plorp.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)

Probably plorp!

I'll have a look.

Edit: and as I probably should have said your pic is as beautifully imagined and drawn as ever.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)

More dreamlike than sleep-inducing probably

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)

maybe

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:15, archived)

BE CAREFUL

POST TOO MANY OF THESE AND ANYONE THAT LOGS ON WILL AUTOMATICALL FALL ASLEEP

THIS BOARD WILL BECOME A DANGER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:18, archived)

THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE GRONKPAN AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:20, archived)

SHH SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:22, archived)

TRY TELLING ME THAT WHEN YOU'RE COMPLETELY ASLEEP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)

I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)

aye this moreso - is fab :)

the other captures my attention in too many places...
I shall gaze at the birdie in the woods awhile, making rustling-leaf-noises and the like to myself until I cease to function :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:19, archived)

Yay!

G'night.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:20, archived)

This ^

Wurds failblog me.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:22, archived)

i love this.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:46, archived)

Sleep.....

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)

ooh gooey fun

hi cockalorum :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

And sweet dreams

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)

ta!

niteyniteforabit b3ta

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

WIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:29, archived)

Thom?

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)

Woo!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)

With everybody hitting the ole haystack, I guess I can deposit this right here...

EDIT:

Totally busted! Click for big!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:25, archived)

And I'll reply with this. Before they thrust in with their cries.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:31, archived)

I remember yew, blackhaT....

www.b3ta.com/board/6636060#post6636115

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)

Hahaha!

I'm always willing to invert the argument if you like.
As I'm often of two minds about such things.
BTW: OSX port
Python parts are sorted and I'll compile your fractal code as-is for OSX
I'll gaz you a link with the ported files soon as I have a moment to finish.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)

Haha! Slaving away at crap code.

You could be working on your neutron gun.

Goes through clothes and isn't affected by magnets.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)

Yes, an abundance of crap code.

Yours is refreshingly blunt in comparison to
what I am dealing with this week. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)

I'll go with plorp, it sounds the best there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:09, archived)

well i'm a snipsnip fan myself

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

Plorp guaranteed

everyone's a winner baby

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)

I want some snipsnip

with love.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:21, archived)

maybe snipsnip.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)

*glees*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)

it is almost sleeptime, too.

i had physio today and my leg is killing me. so i've added rusty nails to my medication and that's making me tired.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)

Rest, imbibe and let your body do its work.

I went looking for nazi pizzas today.
Didn't find one, I'll post pics with pokies when I do.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)

thanks, i am.

so no muffinpics, but they weren't all that photogenic anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)

Mew.

phrhfhphpshpshfphfpdpfdphfpdhpafhdpfhpahshfpshdfphpfhsdphfpdhfpdhfphdpfhaphspfhfpdhfpdhfphdpafhpdphfphdpfadh.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

since we're using the internet, should be e-mew.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:57, archived)

101 10 00 11 0 1


      \    /\
       )  ( ')
      (  /  )
 jgs   \(__)|

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

IT'S THE LAW.

www.lawforkids.org/toons/browse.cfm

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)

Silly me, people are trying to sleep...


   |\      _,,,---,,_
   /,`.-'`'    -.  ;-;;,_
  |,4-  ) )-,_..;\ (  `'-'
 '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)

Shamelessly stolen from www.xmission.com/~emailbox/ascii_cats.htm
And using /pre tags.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)

here is a feesh for the kitties.

fish.

i was never good at these.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)

It looks like a fish.

*sniff* It smells like a fish.

It must be a walrus.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:34, archived)

*v v*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:59, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

Time for one last Thom

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)

WE CAUGHT HIM MID DUMP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)

JUST AFTER THE PUSH, RIGHT BEFORE THE SPLASH

THIS IS THE MOMENT, CAPTURED IN TIME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:54, archived)

nice crands earlier

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)

I was cranding alone.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:02, archived)

I THINK YOU KNOW THAT ISN'T TRUE GRONKPAN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)

THE EYES SAY NO

BUT THE TARTAN WALLPAPER SAYS YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

After this week I might not complain about the challenge choice tomorrow.

Unless it's a movie based one, of course. Or they slack it until thursday.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:54, archived)

WE HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post144982

THE I LIKE THIS BUTTON GOT PUT BACK ON

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)

Hurrah!

I await their attempt to resolve the choice of
the masses with great glee. Those slackers
need a good one to reset the challenge trends.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)

i have voted again.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)

I see this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)

Hahahaha

THOMASNARN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:01, archived)

muhahaha

GOOD SNARNS

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:44, archived)

haha!

i was going to make a pokemon comment but yours is better.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)

me thinks

he should take that penis to the doctor

(spinoza, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)

hahahahahah

this is the winner. for sure

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:28, archived)

woo and aargh

all at once :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)

How do you do that?

The colours are fantastic!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

Thanks

I have trouble with green for some reason.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)

Green is my favorite color!

It's been pounded into my skull with social conditioning!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)

that's because you found a baby bird in it.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

oh what the hell... POKEMON!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)

I'm still a lil drunk,

Which is why I found this idea funny :p

(Virulent, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:32, archived)

ahhahhahh

I thought that was Charlie Sheen at first

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)

How drunk is a lil drunk?

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)

why...

Have I pulled? ;)
Drunk enough to find my own stuff funny :-/

(Virulent, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)

Gimme a pint and you've pulled

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)

Also :

people with missing limbs is always funny. LAW #1.

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)

I did wonder when watching the paralympics

What would happen if one watched paralympics, not knowing the olympics were over, in some sort of altered state?
Hilarity I'm sure.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)

His legs certainly need grow now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)

It would be easier for him without the chair.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)

the cheek of some people.

www.mukuna.co.nz/auckland/central/gig11689.htm

BREAKCORE? DUBSTEP? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
BASED ON THESE TWO CLIPS THIS WILL BE AN EXERCISE IN FAGGOTRY TO WHICH I SHALL NOT BE A PARTY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)

to my ears the appropriate genre designation would be "nerdcore".

which was kinda cool two years ago but now seems desperately sad

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)

Upon listening, I'd say "chiptune" or "8bit".

Which, to be honest, I have found myself enjoying on more than one occasion.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:32, archived)

I THINK FAGGOTRY ABOUT COVERS IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:44, archived)

This is colossal faggotry

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)

When it isn't made by fuckwits it can be quite enjoyable

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yk_ph1N30Q

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

Breakcore & dubstep represents around 70% of my listening

But that lot looks like stuff the pikeys would buy from Woolworth's

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:03, archived)

AS EMBARRASSING AS THAT MAY BE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)

Dude, they have an exclamation mark in their name.

Why would you take the time to inspect further?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)

ahhhhahah.

as in OH FUCK! IT'S A DUMB BAND WITH A DUMB NAME! AT THE DISCO?

I didn't mind my friends' band called Cat!Cat!Cat! though, they were fun.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:26, archived)

I fear not even putting a Donk on it will help.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:27, archived)

just perusing forthcoming gigs in my shitty town.

OUTLOOK SO FAR: DEPRESSING.

Dizzee Rascal next week would be good but it's sixty bucks and I really dislike the local support.
He beat up a friend of mine the other year unprovoked which was pretty uncool.. and he's not that good an MC in the first place

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:30, archived)

Yes. Rudeboys are so last century, dear.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:44, archived)

oh, I like Dizzee.

I would like it even better if he were touring with MIA.

I just don't care for dumb thugs.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:45, archived)

holy fuck are coming to town in december!

which should be good

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)

i confess, i'm mr. dongle goodbed.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)

alol

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)

he's taller sitting down.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:50, archived)

drunk

and i have a maths test in uni tomorrow...

make me better by making this a CDC thread

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

Needs more helicopter&shark, I know

Also of note: My 2 maths exams at uni were multiple choice! No revision/learning required! (or attempted)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

fuck yeah!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)

multiple choice? pff

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

q p
 w

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)

Just learn the phrase..

"Do you want fries with that?.."

And you'll be fine! :p

Seriously, g'luck!

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)

The answer is nearly always 7.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

OR AS A MATHEMATICIAN MIGHT SAY, THE ANSWER TENDS TOWARDS SEVEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)

IT DEVIATES FROM 6 AND 8 IN EQUAL AMOUNTS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

OR ELSE IT GETS THE COS AGAIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

GOODNIGHT B3TAS

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)

LOLZ

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)

Is that what I think it is?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:49, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=akCTt8AUF5U

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

I saw him at Glasto this year

He was good.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)

get a lot of ink, and knowledge of the word fish

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)

wtf!?

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

Happy candles

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

What's the candles for?

Been a while :S

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

burning shit and producing light and warmth

_{and being on here another year}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8751055

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)

Profile for mikenco:

* a member for 5 years, 0 months and 0 days
* it's my b3ta birthday!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

Oh, blimey..

Thankees..

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

goodness gracious

happy b3taday! guess that means my fifth is coming up soon as well...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

must be!...

you and your bird thing is growing old too.. pfft! :p

(not in teh bad way :p)

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

blame it on the fudgepackers

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

ohm i gawd

the shoe just dropped
My friend from earlier today would like to express something

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)

Haha

Thats ace

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Jorvic, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)

Cat's part-taying tiem. (it's my b3ta birthday!...pfft..)

(play anything on your media player at about 160bpm and he'll bop for you.)

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)

My eldest tom (Dave) makes that face..

Excellent.

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)

Haha God that took me too long

I litraly put on my glasses and squinted at my monitor..

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Jorvic, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

haha

took me a while

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

h a a pee bee tah dium.

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d d, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)

CARPE TESTICULUM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

Enough of the latin..

My lad started Grammar this week and brought home latin homework.. first time I could not help him.. my old school was lucky not to be on fire, let alone teaching latin :S

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

vos est a bardus idiot quisnam est quoque hilaris quod est stolidus quoniam sulum obvius universitas teneo quam oro latin quod doesn't utor online reddo.

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d d, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)

"you is a stupid idiot quidnam is also cheerful and is slow of mind since each on the way the whole to occupy how to speak latin and doesn't to use online to repeat."

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)

Ok, I am..

maybe :)

EDIT: You haven't got a fucking clue about Latin either and also used an online translator too.

*spangs*

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

Arf! And...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)

Thank you!

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

HAPPYDAY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

Thank you too..

Person (all bases covered) Gronkpan! :)

EDIT: was going to say 'Mr'.. but thought otherwise.. I have no idea who etc..

EDIT2: got stung on that one before.. not you, but just previously.

:b

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)

I AM A MAN

A SIMPLE MAN

A MAN OF COLOURS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)

\ offers CMYK palette for entre, followed by a seared encroute of RGB. One hopes it is to your satisfaction.

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

Merry Candleday!

and-so-on-and-so-forth

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)

Thanky thanky thanky..

Bloody five years!?.. I should get out more!

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

hahahah - Happy Candlemass!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

hahahahah..

I looked at the tag line.. but you had it covered =)

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mikenco, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)

There really only is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

It seems to be missing an 'a'

(__, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

>:(

It doesnt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

It is!

www.b3ta.com/board/8750767

(__, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)

I R NOT THE_RHYME_MINISTER

I DO NOT DRAW "a"s ON MY COCKS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

I stole it

Click For Knowledge

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

I WAS EXPECTING EITHER HORSES OR A GOOGLE MAP OF LONDON

I WAS DISAPPOINTED

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

there goes my moment in the dim shade.upstaged by a big pink cock.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

and a cat in a tree

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

that makes it ok then,does it?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

YES

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

To avoid soiling the candlejoy above

I put this here

I haven't been to Australia, but I believe this is an accurate depiction of the fauna.

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

aaaaaaahhhhhahhaaaaahhhah

GLORIOUS

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

all this creature needs is a poison sting.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)

i'll probably incur someone's wrath

but it would not stop bugging me.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)

A black cock?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

your cock has arms.

fears.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

And legs

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

SIAMESE TWINS

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)

hehe

Nicely!

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

I WEAR SHORT SHORTS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)

need sleep!!

(

Geoffpeas All the cut, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

"HI, I'M TOM CRUISE"

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

"..AND SO IS MY WIFE"

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)

Defective sunbed woes

Try fake tan next time?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)

4240 bytes too many

and where is his nose!?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

4240 bytes is nothing!

Its the gayshift
No need for nazis
:D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

i aint been here properly before

*is scared*

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

Haha, Dont be scared

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

Haha

Is that the official Gay Shift Comforting Picture now?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)

Hahaha!

I might have to make it it :D
Ning tangy

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)

but you are british!!

what are you doing here in the gay hours?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)

Its the best time to be here

My shitty drawings are appreciated here
:D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

Ello

Any suggestions of summat to draw?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)

Animals on Bikes!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

OH NOES :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

GUFFAW

a hearty guffaw involving involuntary leg spasms

(

Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)

Not an animal :(

It's that lass in Vanishing Point who's riding around in the desert naked on that motorbike and offers Kowalski drugslol

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

VROOM VROOM!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)

WAKE ME UP. BEFORE YOU GO-GO.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)

THAT

is the bestest thing ever! \o/

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)

lovely.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

Somehow

you've made him even shorter.
This defies science :(

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)

NEEDS MOAR APOSTROPHE

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

CHRISTMAS THYME MISSILE TOES IN WINE

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

hahahahhahahahah

Yes!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

:-O

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

hahaha

*clicks with face*

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

I got a new shin one christmas

it broke in three days.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

Did you spend more time playing with the box it came in?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

fucking Harrods cunts

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

Al-Fayed might as well have just come to my house that christmas and shit straight in my mouth.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

FUCK ME HARD

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

O_o

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

I'M GONNA BLAME THAT ON AUTOCOMPLETE

YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

*pokes artlessly but enthusiastically*

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

A+ for effort.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

OH YEAH AND GREYKID IS FAVOURITE EVER

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

NIGHT

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

Night!

I hope you are fit enough for first day tomorrow.
You will be fine, I just know it :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

He'll just be sitting in a car for hours then dumping his stuff in his room, go shopping for pizza and beer

then pub :D

Thats what my first day was

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

FLOWERPOT FAV EVER

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

U RUL U MASIV SILY

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

Rofl

It looks like a cunt underneath.

(

nick the greek, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

This deserves to be made into a computer game

Suggest it for Fallout 4.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

what's that?

and who do i write to?

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

On my giddy aunt!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was about to go to bed but I am laughing so hard that I will need more time to calm down and relax before I attempt sleep.
You, sir, are a nonsense and a god and I want sexytiems with your brain.
edit: and "gashmittens"? hahahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

it probably has a rekshun

edit: also, (ladybits dysphemism + item of clothing) = good swear

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

Fucking quimwaffles!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

LOL WAFFLESOCKS

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

Hmmm

*Tests theory*
Norkscarves... nah
flapcravats... oooh getting there
mimsycardigans... *sigh*
Nope, nobody does it like you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

hahah, i like norkscarves!

what about quimjackets? or, um...balaclava tits? wait, no, not that.

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

Tit-hoodies

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

clungegarters

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

I HATE BEING THE PERSON THAT COMES IN AT THE END OF THE JOKE AND GETS IGNORED

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

OH WAIT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

Cloutscarves!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

Twat-thermals

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

(ps, may i suggest 'thermal twats' ftw?)

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

for fuck's sake

you win the internets.

plz to return it when I wake up. good night!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

the internets hate my ART

night mister! x

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

We are the internets

or at least we are the most important bit of the internets (including pr0n and youtube) and I think it safe to say that we love your art.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

yeah i'm gonna try to get a residency at a gallery

probably one in London, because that's where the best art lives

i don't envisage there being any problem with that plan.

the first person to pay $1,89347,849y823, 2382384 for one of my arts will get a free nipple tweak through a thin damp sponge. give or receive, it's buyer's choice.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

Oh my word

Just popped in after despatching the bastard cat.

Laughing like a mad thing at that,

Bravo,

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

what's its name?

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

hahahaahahaha

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

I fell out of my chair at scruttocks.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

that's what she said vicar whore minge cheeky pizzaboy

ftw

edit: also, :D

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

Epic!

and full of joy :D

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

Thanks grey kid.

Threy kid.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)

oh fucking hell yes

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

Yay!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)

Gashmittens

the finest of all genital knitwear.

This is fucking superb.

(

Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)

*marvels*

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

hahaha!

grey kid: true wonder of the modern age

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)

hahahaha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

I think I love you

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

I'M R3ALLY REALLY DRUNK AND I'M GOING TO UNI IN THE MORING

I'M SCARED. TELL ME WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT UNIVERSITEEEEEEEE

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

I CANNAE FEEL MY TOES

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

Oh noes!

Somebody chopped off your hands!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)

NO.

I JUST CANNAE FEEL MA TOESISES

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

i had trouble feeling my big toes properly when I joined uni

hadn't long had my nail beds removed cos of ingrowing toenails, so had bloody feet for a month or so after starting.
Then dropped out after 3 years (including a repeated second year after breaking my ankle ice skating).
Maybe I shouldn't be giving people uni advice really.

(

doph no time like the precedent, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

like, first day?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

YEP.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

WHER'S CAPS LOCK???

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

i recommend either finding and kicking the ass of the biggest guy there

or become someone's bitch.

you're fucked, otherwise.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)

I MADE A FRIEND

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)

no you didn't

he's not real.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)

'ER NAME IS OLIVIA

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

he's not real, i said!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

HER

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

you freshmen are all the same

never listening to your elders

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

ERH

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

Yes they do, thats the best way to get in their panties

Be old and they look up to you

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

*is in his last year*

now you're making me feel old

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

*Is also in last year*

/4th year of masters blog
:D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

hah

so you'll have a proper job when you graduate, unlike me, who will be in a cardboard box

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

Thats the plan!

Big nasty pharmaceutical company here I come!
:D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

THE FIRST THING TO LEARN AT UNIVERSITY IS AN APPRECIATION FOR THE SHIFT KEY MY FRIEND

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

NOTHING

ITS SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO HATE IT. THEN GET AIDS. THEN DIE.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

ME NAN GAVE ME A LAMP

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

That is suitable protection against getting AIDS and dying

so you have nothing to worry about.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

other than the

UNIVERSITY DEATH BADGERS

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

OF DEATH

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

ANTI RESULT

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

RESULT

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

I suggest you carry it with you everywhere for the first few weeks

just to make people aware that you are not to be trifled with.
Being trifled with is not good when you are trying to make a good impression.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

GAZ ME THIS SO I REMEMBER.

I HAVE POOR MEMORY AT THE BEST OF TIMES. AT THIS TIME I HAVE HAD LOTS OF DRINK. LOTS. IT'S STUDENTY I HEAR

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

Yes

Universities tend to have lots of students which makes is doubly important for lamp style protection.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)

I'M USING CAPS BECUASE I ADMIRE TTSSATSRRR

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)

really?

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

DON'T TEEL HIM, HE'LL GET BIG HEDED

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

GET?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

BECAUSE HE ALREADY IS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

Well done Captain Fakedrunk!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

OH.

I AM VERY DRUNK. NOT THAT IT MATTERS. I LOOK UP TO YOU. DON'T BE HORRID.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

That is why I must abuse my position like a bastard.

For that is why you look up to me, my bastardly ways. That is how psychology works you see.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

GOING TO BED

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

'a'?

New graphics tablet?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

WHAT?

NO. NEW UNI. NEW HOME. NEW FRIENDS

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

I HAVE A UNI

BUT IT IS NOT NEW.
I HAVE BEEN THERE FOR A YEAR. NOW I AM GOING BACK

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

I HAS NO UNI

I HAS BEEN PUTTING UNI OFF FOR A YEAR. NOW I FEEL SILLY.

I HAS NEW UNI IN A YEARS TIME.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

WHERE?

SAAFFF WEST? I AM GONIG SAAAFFF WEST. SOMEONE GAVE ME A SHOT OF DRINK BUT IT WAS CHEWIE

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

LEICESTER

THERE ARE A FEW LEICESTER B3TANS AT UNI. TIS A GREAT LAUGH

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

I WANT TO GO.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

COME,

I may have a bash up in Leicester at some point.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

WAHYE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

I want a sheffield bash.

thats about as far as I would stretch for a bash
Maybe leeds

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

LEEDS WAS MY FIRST CHOICE.

I DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

You could have gone to uni with pineapple then

If theres a leeds bash I may attend

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

i would be up for that

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

The good thing is that you can get drunk and turn up the next day

and you won't be the only one with a hangover.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

I DURNK

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

This made me laugh, from February, from nerdville; where I mod

"I'm delurking to voice my equally worthless opinion.

Romney suspended campaigning today, so that leaves:

Hillary - but the thought of a redux of the 90's Clinton corruption completely depresses me. Face it: policy wise and by inclination this woman is practically Stalin in drag. No thanks Mrs. C.
McCain - who has proven himself to be as vindictive and egotistical, not to mention as cynical and downright dishonest, as any politician in D.C. Anyone who could proudly author the kind of attack on the 1st Amendment to the US Constitution that McCain-Feingold represents, has no business holding national office. All in all McCain is unfit to be President imho.
Huckabee - the Huckster. McCain light. I'm so sorry that something as cool as the Fair Tax has become associated with this tool. Again, a lying cynical d'bag of a politician. No way he gets my vote, hopefully he'll go back to Arkansas and throw another squirrel on the barbie or the fry baby or whatever it was he was cooking them with in his college days.
Obama - Hillary with a human face. Jimmy Carter politically-reincarnated with a more ambitious (and destructive) shopping list of federal social programs. A naif up against Beijing, Bin Laden and Ahmadinejad (though after campaigning against the Clintons you can no longer call him a total naif). But I'll still be hoping that he wins the democrat nomination since 08 is going to be their year, and a return to Billary is more than I can stomach.
Ron Paul - will ultimately get my vote now. He's probably the only guy in the race who has read and understands the Constitution and has an inkling of how the Framers intended the country to be governed. His foreign policy would be dangerous in war time, admittedly. But I can't not vote, and all of the others are a guaranteed disaster.

I believe 2009 is going to see an acceleration of the US national decline that is so rapid it becomes irreversible. I'm sure if that happens it will gladen some hearts on this forum. Careful what you wish for. A bumbling, arrogant, self-absorbed but largely indifferent capitalist superpower might one day seem like a neighbor you mildly disliked, compared to what might follow."

Star Wars nerds on politics, ACE!

I shall now build additional bunks in our bunker, following some sleep; good god

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

That's a lot of words for a drunken thread

and may possibly push The Rhyme Master over the top ;)
I cannot comment on the contents due to my being rather jaded with the entire run-up to the elections in a country that is fast going down the pan.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

"a".

this is why i love this picture. other than that i hate this.

(

d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

AT FIRST I DIND'T LIKE YOUE AND HAD YOU ON IGNORE.

NOW I LIKE YOU AND YOUN DON'T LIKE ME

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

From the looks of things

and judging from the soaps I have seen, I predict this will end up with sexy tiems.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

i like this picture.

(

d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

i like this picture.

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

So do I

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

FUNKINATE!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

I assumed it was your tag

so people will recognise it's yours when it, you know, goes viral.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

I DON'T KNOW

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

I DON'T KNOW

I NEVER WENT, I GOT MY QUALIFICATIONS BY CORRESPONDENCE.

I STILL GOT PRETTY HAMMERED THOUGH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

SHHIIIITTT

GROWL IS TRYING TO MAKE ME UPDATE. I'M ALL... NAH BLUD, JOG

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

I SHOULD ADD THAT I NEVER ACTUALLY USED MY QUALIFICATIONS

AS THERE IS MORE MONEY, LESS STRESS AND MORE FUN RUNNING A CALL CENTRE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

The booze and the drunk girls.

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nick the greek, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

NOT ENOUGH GIRLD

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)

SHAGGING GIRLS REAL LIFE GIRLS!

And all the beer
and the sex
and the beer and the beer
and the sex

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

I HOPE I HAV BEER SEX

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

Its the best kind

What uni are you going to?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

PLYMOUTH

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

That rubbish. Go north

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

You can't go north.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

ahah

you're in the same boat as me right now, what Uni you going to?

(Plog, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

I NEED A PISS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

I NEED A JOINT

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

I predict he won't be able to remember

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

haha

Saying im in the same boat, im not sober but IM STILL QUITE REAONABLE

(Plog, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

you'll have all the funs

enjoy it before you're old and bitter ;)

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slight yoinks!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

University

Drugs, sex and... techno?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

scared 5!

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Cae1, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

I BOUGHT YOUR TEE.

IT GOT ME SEXY WITH A LADY. SHE HAD AVERAGE FACE BUT BIG BOOBS. I ASSUME IT WAS THE TEE.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

One of the best things about university is

Making friends who you will love and cherish for ever because as you learn at uni, you grow more mature and your thinking expands, so the people you bond with mean more to you.
I kissed my first girl when I was at university and I was able to wear make up for the first time. I discovered Black metal and gigs. I learned how to really learn and how to really devour a book. Uni was fucking brilliant, so much so I want to go back and do my masters one day when I can afford it.

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

TOO LONG.

PLEASE TO SUMMARISE IN ONE SHORT SENTENCE PLEASE.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

Pubes and communists.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

the beer?

the girls?

I can't remember.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

YOUR ANIMATIONS OF UDDERS.

THEY WILL HELP ME GET A DEGREE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

Milky

Testes!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

Bouncy bouncy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

oh all right

I want half of your degree then. I never got mine.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

IT WILL BE GOURD!

LOTS OF BEERS AND SEXY TIEM!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

I HRT XLVIIIII

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

smiley

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

He has testicles in his mouth!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

hey, shut up.

I can't help what I am!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

Teabag.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

best place for them

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

hello mi flower!

www.b3ta.com/board/8750040

My pance are in this post, can you Adam & Eve it! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

Struth

Stone the crows and *prepares for Friday* shiver me timbers so they are!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

Oh yes, it's the 19th again

Day before my birthday *whistles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

Bollocks mouth!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

NUTS ON YA CHIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

my pics

always have the best replies to read aloud

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

Plums Face

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

i like chopchopchopchop and his art.

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d d, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

Scrotumchops

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

GREAT JOB, CHOPCHOP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

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