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Fishy Fischer

(borkborkbork, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Fucking Inspired!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

tl;dr :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

mn :(

lts

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

I AM GOING TO DRAW A PICTURE OF YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

TCHOK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

IS THIS YOU:?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

HAHA SORT OF.

WATE.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

DO YOU HAVE A PIPE AND A COMPUTER? IF SO: THIS MIGHT BE YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

HERE'S THE THING

I AM NOT POINTING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

You spelled Mugatu wrong!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

MUGOFO?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

MUFASA

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!

FP THIS NOW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

needs more slippers and monocle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

I should've added a cat :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

yes.

he could rest his feet on it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

Yes

two cats actually.

(evil_twin, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

YES!

Tis Mofaha. Really accurate likeness - he is made of cute pixels.

(evil_twin, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

Your username looks like a face.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

Hahahah, are you sure this is the same mofaha?

;]
Hello ma'am!

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

they should send a letter to zoidberg

he'd fall for it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

so would nixon

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

arooo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

You called?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

Wah Ney!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

You can look but not touch

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

One may also put a DONK on it. AROOOOO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

DONK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

THIS IS DEVILDONK

which I can endorse, heartily

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

i did.

i called for a fiery hammer.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

awwww

he's so cuddly

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Shiksa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

And rather coquettish

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

looks like we've been scammed again

will have to watch that after work tomorrow

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

still haven't seen

the beast with a billion backs yet. the new one is out soon.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

beast with a billion backs is good, albeit quite weird

need to watch it again really.

new one is very WOW from the trailer. think it'll be good but don't think i'll get half the jokes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

WOW?

WoW?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

see

i can't even get the acronym right, what chance have i got of getting the jokes?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

I know all I know of WoW from South Park.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

Nov 4th = 'Benders Game'.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

i've got a mate

who'll no doubt have it as soon as it comes out. i may have to mug him.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

COUGHmininova.orgCOUGH SPLUTTER PUKE SMILE.

FRY IS A PERSON
FUTURAMA IS REALLY GOOD
CATS ARE IRRELIVANT

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

that's a nasty cough

perhaps you have inhaled cat hairs?
have some of my cough medicine.
*passes bottle*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

THIS IS BOTTLE DURGS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

INDEED

SERIOUS BOTTLE DRUGS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

ONE DURG BOTTLE PLS SMOSH MONKOY.

OH I HAVE FALLED ASLEEP ON UR COUCH,.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

you wouldn't be the first

*furtively gropes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

haha

great stuff...

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enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

pffffft!!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

I have designed my own currency.

www.b3ta.com/board/8833184

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

fuck with me like china motherfucker?

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d d, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

OH FUCK NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

I like it!

It's a bit spiky and drippy though - would it ruin my purse?

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Every note is approximately the size and weight of a doormat.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

is this because you've printed them on doormats?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

Nope, I carved them out of wood.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

you carved your wood?

now that's some extreme wanking!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

*That's* where we've been going wrong

We've made money far too convenient to carry around.
Hence the current catastrophic global financial meltdown of doom as The Sun is probably calling it.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

This is a wonderful and lovely banknote

I would like to spend many of these. *clicks*

What's with the strange red speckly bits though?

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

I don't know.

It might be my scanner playing up, or I might have fiddled with some buttons or something.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DO...

...oh, wait...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Oh Noes!

Your scanner is still gheyed!

Woo though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Seconded, on both counts!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

$1's worth pls.

BOOK PROGRESS = X%? DO TELL.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Putting the book together is proving to be a lot more work than I'd thought.

It could be done in a week or a year, I'm really not sure.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

:(((

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

That shit is so cash.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

LIQUID MONIES!

Laters dude.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

She is you know

With extra filters.

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corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

I LOVE SEAMHORSE! BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALSES!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

IT'S A RACE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

WHY IS YOUR FIRE NOT CRYING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

BECAUSE IT'S NOT ATHROPOMORPHIC

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

ALL FIRE IS ANTHROPAMORPHIC!

www.b3tards.com/u/4a3da2443b60acf67b49/cryingfire.png

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

:'(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

LETS HAVE BABIES

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

But I dont want kiddybops now :(

www.b3ta.com/board/8834256

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

YEAH YOU DO YOU FUCKING NONCE

YOU WANT TO DO ILLEGAL THINGS IN THEIR SWIMSUIT AREAS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

sorry, got a bit carried away there

I hereby retract this vile, unnecessary slander
and shall refrain from making such baseless allegations for at least ten minutes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Its ok,

my facebook page corrobarates your statement!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

HAS IT BEEN TEN MINUTES YET

also you may possibly be interested in this fine item of apparel
www.cafepress.com/Cockweasle.187560968

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

Just because the S fell off my swim trunks!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

pfff

you've got wim trunks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.........

well you didn't but you should have.

and i've seen you in the nip.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Awwww ;)

I guess a love pump wouldnt be out of the question at some point ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

This just in:

Wait...seamhorse?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

That is wonderful

Edit : I just realised that this isn't actually very seamy, I seem to have missed the point a bit, I could say it is post-modernist or some such twaddlecrap.

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

I'll just slip this here...

EDIT: Thank you for all your kind words and for bearing with me for 18,000 pieces of nonsense :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

dead.

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d d, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

said fred.

oh wait..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

I WANNA SLEEP BEFORE THE END

(which is most impolite)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

NONCE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

henry rollins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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d d, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

It's a milestone

Not a tombstone!

*cries*

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

Congratulations dear.

Were they worth it?

I may make one for my 1000th.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

I have spent a lot of the last few years here

and I've met some lovely people.

So yes, definitely worth it :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Excellent form.

:-)

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

Deceased?

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

BIG ROUND FUCKING NUMBER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

large and rock hard

what's not to like?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

I know!

And totally naked too.

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

this is always a bonus.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

every one of them a winner :)

you'll never catch me though honey :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

Maybe not

But I'll enjoy chasing you... :P

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Needs more boobs.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

WE WANT NAKED!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

THERE ARE NO CLOTHES IN THAT PICTURE

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

As Cilla Black would say, if pressed on the matter,

That's a lorra lorra posts.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

INDEED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

I really don't recall why I made that

but I did, and there it is.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

fucking hell

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

I, erm, wow, what?

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Oh lordy

That's a barrel-full of wrong

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

I LOVE YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

Thank you

*pats kindly*

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

*claps*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Good on you too.......

Congrats ect.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

Congratulations!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

Congrats!

...and I trust you're keeping well, madam.

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enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

I am thank you

This is my first new picture post for ages. I really should do more... :)

Are you well?

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

Yes, thanks.

Chucked my job in to do supply for a bit so been enjoying a bit more free time - hence the return to these pages...

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enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

Super stuff

\o/

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in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

BRN IVV YAY!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats :)
POST MORE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

Congratulations lovely IVV

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)

Congratumalations!

Needs more nudity though... ;)

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)

cos it's slow

i did a FAIL anim for the recent spammers (but saw no spam since) so I'm posting it.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

ahhahah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

I was expecting that aswell :D

Edit: Bed tiems... Good Night b3ta/board/coolkids

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

dammit dammit dammit

I failed in surprise comedy

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

No I still laughed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

Don't worry, you got me

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

You got me too.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

this is splendiferous!

but keep away from my bubble stash!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

I have agents looking for your bubble stash

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

i shall steer clear of anyone in a trenchcoat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

*Steals bubble stash*

Posts it back intact, with a note telling you to hide it better*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

noo!!!!!!!!!

I was looking for that DAMMIT

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Pfft, so?

I do that kind of stuff for the laugh and the challenge, I alway return what I borrow.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

i shall.

what were you doing in my knicker drawer anyway?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

Urban exploring.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

ah, right.

i'll let you off, then.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

That's great. :-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

brill

amusement with intent

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

look out!

it's our fred

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

whoops

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

DIBNAH!

I bloody love The Dibnah.

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

Also :

I believe that if Fred had the choice he would be black & white in real life.

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

That is if he wasn't dead

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

Haha! The ghost of Dibnah returns to demolish the one towering structure he missed in life

I likes it :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

took me a while but here's a new one...

(theauthor, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

that's a talented horse

what else can he do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Fuck things.

Unequine things.

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ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

0_0

what kind of unequine things?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Submarines!

(least equine thing I could think of)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

can he swim?

or does he go in dry-dock?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Fuck knows

What's this new "Friends' Activity" thing in the top right?
Is B3ta going all Faecebook now?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

new?

it's been there for months! b3ta doesn't come close to facebook. nobody has invited me to join the group "let's all kiss jamie oliver's arse" on here.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

Months? Eep, I'm even less perceptive than I thought.

Facebook would be better if I could beat all my friends on Tetris.
*shakes angry fist*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

i've got people asking me to be friends

people that i met in school. i never spoke to them then, why the fuck would i want to speak to them now? i don't give a shit if they've married someone called gerald and got a saab, i can barely remember them!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

I just delete them after a while. I'm sure they don't notice.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

i just ignore the requests

much easier in the long run

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

likewise, and they were amongst the first cunts to add me

if I don't have a conversation with them soon they're going in the bin

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

If I wanted to keep in touch with people I knew 20 years ago

I would have kept in touch with them 20 years ago

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

i'm laughin'too much

thimply the betht

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

haha!

That's delightfully silly...

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enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Horse Drawn you say?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Oh Hai Poular Kitty!

Hows the sexiest nun in Brighton?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

you're a nonce now.

facebook tagging is so awesome.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What?

EDIT: Ha ha ha! Awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

pigeonnipples started it!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

I Love It!

Someone tagged me as a Robbie Williams lookalike a while back....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

but you're quite sexy and he's well not.

i must admit never really noticed before but you are really very doable.

i'll shut up now.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

I am honoured :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

pfffffffffft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

I am enjoying these now :D

This was the best pic I found :D

www.bearsystems.com/PegLegBates/PegLegBates.jpg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

HA!

This man is incomparably proud of his prothesis, and rightly so.

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

I sincerely hope he has a machinegun hidden in there

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Wonderful and full of LARF

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

needs more 'badly done'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Yeah I know,

I tried my fucking hardest to make it look shit but I just couldnt do it.

I will try harder next time!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

beauty

*drools*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Hahahaha

Fantastic!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

I have never seen a cabbage

amongst such shadow, Lovecroft?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

All can be sinister and full of suspicion this time of night

I trust your cat flap is locked at this late hour, Sir

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Actually,

our cat flap is wide open as I accidentally broke the flap bit off.

I guess that makes it simply a cat!

GAH! MY DOOR IS A CAT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

you said it...

(theauthor, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

one pussy's as good as another

or so i've heard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

rspca

lots o'pussies down ther-some right dogs as well

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i have a pussy

named catface. we covered her in woollen squares last night, giving her the appearance of a soft and multicoloured turtle.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

Nice pic! Hasty response:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

venus horse traps ftw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Alternatively

Cabbage resilience test.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Outcome:

CABBAGE WINS

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

Of course

it's an experiMENTAL Kevlar and carbon fibre cabbage, made to a military spec.

UBERBRASSICA

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Nice to see my taxes are going towards rewarding scientific research :D

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

Soon

the UK will have the most advanced and sophisticated cabbages ever known.
That'll show them.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

I bet they'll still taste of rancid arse, though

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

Bear tits

Click for bigger (88KB)

Following a conversation about Whale girls and coconut breasts.

(2 Owls? I'm there. has unorthodox kung-fu., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

Hahahah

I'm entirely undecided if this is SFW or not, but it makes me laugh :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

mammalian mammaries

can't be that bad. after all, they are covered.
by fur.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

If that could be easily mistaken for porn by your boss

then your boss is watching some interesting porn

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

It's just what I get for working at Big Furry Mammal Fetish Monthly Magazine I suppose*

*Statement may be factually incorrect and/or contain nuts.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahaha

this gives me the horn

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

60HH?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

hahahahaahahaaa

this is awesome.

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d d, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

mmmm....

ursine cleavage...

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enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

Phwoar!

I would be hours on that babe

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

YEP, THEM'S BEAR TITS ALRIGHT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING

for it is wonderful *clicks*

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

Anyone else sick of Dell's patronising advertising campaign?

(Bogbean, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

your's catches fire and explodes

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

your's knife raped a nun

bed tiem

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

haha

mine is all three

ps. for no reason:-

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

hahaha this is all kinds of awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

I love horses...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Right!

that is it. I have promised this for months, but now i will make a seams horse.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

As do I!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

i think it's supposed to be 'seamhorse' , not 'steamhorse'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

I *suppose* I should get mine out...

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Haha love the ham head

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

not as much as you love the ham helmet ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

YOU'RE A HAM HELMET!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

i'm not!

i'm only a spam bonnet

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Wouldn't that be

a hamlet?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

No thats the type of settlement that is smaller then a village

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

lies!

it's clearly a baby ham

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Of course!

Where else do hams come from??
No-one actually believes that bollocks about storks bringing them do they?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

oh, nobody believes that!

everybody knows that baby hams are delivered by the great midwife hippo, who carries them lovingly under her tongue.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

wow

so glad you did

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

That is beautiful!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

Oh Hai Popular Horse :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

Haha!

I need to do anohter one, but cant be arsed

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

HA HA HA!

That is fucking ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Thank you kind sir!

Yours is rather woo too, I'm particularly fond of the udders.

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

Straight from the horse's, urm, barrel?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

Yes.

I originally had an idea related to Trigger, but the lure of a lawnmower cock messed it up a bit.

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

heh heh

lol aaaargh my epilepsy

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

Magenta!

~The Musical~

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

ARGH ARGH ARGH

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

I've not seen any recent Dell adverts, and so can't posibly comment on the matter

THEY'RE CUNTS

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhhah.

too true
and the desktop machines aren't any better

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

Desktops are easy to fix (and build yourself)

Laptops are harder to fix, and thus it's worth buying a good one from the start. Alas, I made that mistake.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

actually my dell minitower was alright.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Dell desktops are incredibly well made

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

maybe we just thrash the shit out of them, then

cause I've seen a goodly number of hardware failures, and when I look up techie forums they're pretty widely reported faults

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

Fair enough then.

I repair/maintain/upgrade PCs for a living and I'm always full of glee when I get a Dell because they're real easy to take apart/reassemble/add stuff to, reliable with very sturdy cases.
It's always easier to find reports of a manufacturer being shit than it is to find reports of the same manufacturer being great.

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

Mine's working fine.

/it's only had 7 new handles and 8 new heads blog

I intend to purchase a shiny new MacBook Pro with a lovely uni discount soon.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

mac? you tosser!!

linux on a lenovo/ibm laptop FTMFW

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

Each to their own. I want OS X, and I want Windows and I occasionally

require UNIX (mainly for Uni), so it's right for me.

Plus, discounts :)

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

hey...

well put

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

I secretly want a mac

but I'm afraid I'll turn into one of the Jehovahs
Witness style eulogising tossers that seems
to go hand in hand with ownership.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Heh.

Like the rest of life, if you dig around enough you'll find there's some nice Jehovah's Witnesses probably.

The loudest ones are the ones heard most frequently (or something like that).

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

Good

Point. :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

I can then run both OS X and Windows, as well as linux, unix

etc. etc.

As a student I get £250 off, and a nice laptop. Best of all worlds.

Cheap laptop generally means broken or slow laptop (as I have found out a couple of times).

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

I hate Dell so much it hurts

so much in fact that I need to post this to make me happy again

Click for readable version - hosted on MediaFire as I've now run out of webspace :(

previously
The Clash / William Shatner (yes, really!) / Frank Zappa
James Brown / Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

Needs more Pulp...

... Very woo =D

(

samjuk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

Why does Lou Reed

always look like a zombie from a bad b-movie with no make-up budget. That can't be normal...

(Bob the Scutter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)

yay!good-time

gals

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

ahhhahhhhahhahh!

YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8834020

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

ART

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

hoho

(

enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

nice one

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

pff

will this be the number one toy at christmas?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

Can't be real, Shirley?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

definately real

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

Yup

Send it to the National Geographic immediately ..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

bahaha

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

If I didn't know better

I would have sworn that was the same shark!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

bravo

viva los collages

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

that poor shark is going to beach itself!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Oh noes!

The poor, poor sharky warky!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

hmmm

am i detecting a smidgeon of fish-based sarcasm?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

does anyone want to shop tom yorke out of this?

bye bye b3ta good bye *snoozes*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

another

skugtastic pie

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

hahahahah real!

thanks to walrus

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

that's effing great

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

This is real

I was there and I saw it with my own eyes and I wasn't on drugs or anything

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

O_O

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

That is lovely!

Is it Clement Attlee?

Isn't Newsnight shit without Jeremy Paxman....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

Jon lacks a certain clout

so yes

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

*is confused*

By the way, is your sig Portuguese or something?

*realises what Jah was on about*

Yes, he hasnt the power to humiliate :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

Twenty years ago I paid £60 for an obscure Brazilian LP

last week a rather excellent b3tan helped me track it down over the internet as a download, given it still hasn't been released on CD

tis one of the tracks off the rather wonderful recording

loronix.blogspot.com/2006/08/ed-lincoln-orgao-e-piano-eletrico-1971.html

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

I believe it means Very Drunk no?

I am only assuming as that is why I thought it was Portuguese/Brazilian, as it sounds like the Spanise when you say it :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

Oh fuck

that's a rather heavy download

it's good though if you like not your usual mainstream Brazilian music bollocks, and something with a bit of genuine added funk with bass

Ed Lincoln was the master

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

i don't know

has he left?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

I don't think so,

he sometimes just doesnt do it.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

although try as he might he can't give Kirsty all the Wark

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

They need

Chris Morris.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Newsnight meets Brasseye would be the most ultimate win ever!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

arf!

all i can see is homer simpson with a tache!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

^This

(

ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

Thats good that is

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

That's utterly wonderful Mr Bloop :)

You're mind is obviously something that needs prodding at first with a twig

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)

haha, what do you mean?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

Hahhaahahah

Ok, to set aside any paranoia

today as I roamed through the zoo towards one of our bird houses, i came upon a rather pathetic looking mouse, all wiped out in the middle of the pathway. I stopped, curious at how this little creature didn't scuttle off as I approached, but it didn't; it seemed like a useless mouse that had just run a marathon and was completely exhausted, and quite frankly was flumped to the ground and staying put in exhaustion.

I had in my hand a rigid A4 envelope with which I proceeded to scoop up our little friend to see if their was much life in it, which after bits of twitching I realized their might be; so I me and a keeper (who had arrived on the scene) decided to leave it gently somewhere quiet to either die of recover and hence scurry off into Regent's Park

Upon returning from the Aviary the little fella was still there, but motionless

So I prodded it with a twig

it needed somewhere quiet to die :(

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)

oh dear

so my brain is a dying mouse? :D

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF CALLING YOU A TWIG

BLADES AT DAWN SIR!

I shall meet you at 04:30 tomorrow in Santiago de Chile, just past the lawn on the right of the airport on the left, about three yards up

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

Wot Ho

Thats f'in ace

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

d'oh.

(

d d, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

I'll get you butler!!!!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

wow

this is good ,luv the jumpee out eyes

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

nice!

like the Jim Henson eyes...

(

enceladus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)

Delurks with some ris =)

cfb

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

its too orangy for crows!

woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

i'll be your dog

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

*throws stick*

:D
edit : i just drank a hot chocolate and it was awful
goodnight b3ta!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

Night Mr O-Saurus!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

GOOD NIGHT!

smoke me a kipper

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

*awaits breakfast*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

goodnight skuggly!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

night missmashmonkey!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

Night night suggs

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

i live driving in my car beep beep beep beep beep screeeech

wait im not suggs!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

did a thread just unhappen?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Yeah...

Fucked up pink drawing of what was seemingly a woman shitting on a vomiting man... kind of looked like a filthy Rorschach or summat.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

I thought it was period blood

I also thought i was going mad for a while. (turned out it was just everyone else)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

I could only

see a butterfly... Or maybe sort of two heads looking at each other?

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

I liked it

SHE WAS SHITTING ON HIS SOUL
UNTIL HE DIED

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

now that's comedy

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

I don't know what it is,

but I like it! :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

It's rock and roll

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

If its only that,

I still like it! :D

Did you see my link on the links board?

www.b3ta.com/links/236005

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

Lovely.

Big middle mouse looks like "The Great Architect"'s Indiana Jones mouse.

Also, you know it's bedtime when you read the
subject line as "delurks with some tits".

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

not a bad thing to delurk with though

unless of course they're not your own

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

I cut them off this dead whore I found in my bathtub

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

Is that

where I left her

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

This is strange and excellent

Great stuff :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

shit yeah

(

Shada, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

Owww ......nice.....

This is all the aces for me.......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

far too good

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

yay!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

the button eye is brilliant

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

Suddenly, this happens.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

Exploding face man with traffic cone looking on!

Woo!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

GLASS THE HOODIES IN THE FACE

YES SIR!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

has your scanner died?

it's AAU but it's got WAAAY more artefacts than usual

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

I'm not entirely sure why that's happened.

I'll look into it.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

i expect a full report on my desk by thursday morning

don't forget to file the tps reports

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

a report on your desk

it has four legs and a flat top :)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

Exploding hoodie's wanking tooty fruity?

Nice! Right i'm off for sleepytiems, bye board!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

nice!

(

sof sof, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

Also, I have a vodka bottle full of smarties.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

This picture is wrong!

It needs more Vodka and less Dell ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

My laptop is from the stoneage.

It is mostly full of crumbs and soot.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

Its ok,

it is the same one I have downstairs :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

your downstairs area is full of crumbs and soot

NIIIIGHT

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Needs more vodka

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

more vodka?

*puts hand up*

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

Feel the liquid joy! ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

blue ones!

why are they not full of e-numbery goodness anymore?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

they where full of beetles before...

i think

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

i don't care

they made me nicely hyper!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

I think that was the problem wasnt it?

That they used to have to use e-numbers to get the blue, rather than using cochanille....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

Er, the bug extract is red.

Blue food is wrong, Psychology* sez.

*A branch of Science^(tm)

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

mmmmmmmm

two blue ones pleeeease

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)

I got some massive smarties tubes that were on offer.

The christmas-themed ones contain nothing but blues :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

I love it what that happens

makes me all gooey inside

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

fuhhhh!

(

Shada, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

well

that'll teach them not to wash with hydrochloric acid!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

bang

and the head is gone

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

Lift those weights, tentacled hoody pike-face

Lift 'em!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

Spicey Palins...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

FACK

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

Aargh!

AAAARGH!

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fucking clicking this to hell.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

i still do not fancy any of the spice girls

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

Not even Emma?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

do not want

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

not even Mel C?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZN1ZIHaSEQ

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

do not want

i can't stop hearing spice girls songs and i feel ill just thinking about it

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

I actually think Wannabe is a pretty good song

but I'm prone to the occasional lapse in taste

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)

ahhhahah.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFt8jB4_U78

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

Phwoar!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

the black one is staggeringly beautiful

however she is such a staggering fuckwit that she is impossible to wank over

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

I think it's an "I'd shag her but never speak to her - ever." jobby.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

it's too late for that

she might open her gob to moan or something

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

underwater sex

thats the answer to that one

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

You're off your rocker then.

I'm pretty sure all but 2 would get all of it.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

yes

my rocker is over there
*climbs on rocking horse* weeeeeeeeee!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

I'd schtink most of them

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

Aghaa

Someone yell at the kitten to summon the hero to slay these banshees

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

yes yes

-palintology dept.

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

Bloody hell

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

that would still be better than Girls Aloud

*seethes*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

ginger needs more jizz on chin

haha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

Yeah!

I want to stick it in her so bad I can smell her

(

sof sof, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

Ahahahahahaha

They're all FUCKING SCAREY!!!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

can't possibly sing any worse

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

That is terrifying, and I don't think my balls will creep out of my body again after seeing this.

(

boris the spider, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Shrinking..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

hahahahaha

ace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

This should be animated

his facing staying the same while his head inflates

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

Quick and dirty

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

no no

small face but his head expands like blowing up a balloon :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)

As I said, quick and dirty!

so use your imagination..

/tesco value post

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

Nicely done!

I love it when their skin looks like bread.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

The face of a deeply troubled man

it almost looks like he cares :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

Not long now...

NSFW if bad language is a no no..
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=uXomG2iB20c

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha

The world surely does miss him

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)

What a sad loss that was ;(

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

yay

vunderbar on the vunderbarometer

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha

perfect expression

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

top gnop!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

...

thanks to skug for the opt. (still can't do it (said the vicar to the stripper))

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

your sig link thing is fucked

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

so it is

ta. iFix

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

just lose the http:// bit

and add in the rest of the number

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

nvm

do not remember what it was anyway.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

<img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1224021528/Animation.gif">

here use this

dunno how on earth u got it that big (said the stripper to the vicar)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

he looks like nick thingy off diy sos

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

best trailer

evah

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

try

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation :) tis grande!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Most agreeable.

I especially like MingCameron.

(Ikea Boy, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

Legs 11

Source Article on mirror.co.uk

(ryloth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

Mmmm legs that keep on going forever

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Cor

a himshe with legs

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

i don't know about you

but i'd get a hacksaw and some springs like that running guy
(top shop btw)
edit : reading that she has to have one of her legs amputated at the hip... but if her mum listened to the doctors when she was 7... she wouldn't have this trouble now... i ask you - sheesh

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

I'd get one machine gun leg and one dildo one

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

MARRY ME!

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

Flamethrowers which double up as rocket boosters.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

And maybe the occasional buzzsaw feets

with motherfuckin' LASER KNEES

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

i'd avoid lazer knee's if i where u

not as impressive as they sound

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

*hissy fits*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

yes have those fitted instead

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

I'll make sure to get the six rubber cunts special

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

...yes u do that

..i'll wait here

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

Lol u are so super gay for me and my rubber cunts

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

http://www.ilovemediocresrubbercunts.net

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Best of all the LULULULULLLUUUUULUUULULULULUULUUULLVCCXXXXXXXXXXXpth?

I wonder what that was doing in my /ac

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

i am?

*looks worried* i didn't think i was homosexual :-s

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

...after all, you think of girls while you do it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

it?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

bumming men

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)

giving spare change to homless men?

...like thats ever gonna happen!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

mind the piss

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

its tea

don't worry my cup has sprung a leak put a brolly on that sheep before it gets damp and shrinks!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

Would

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

have

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

will do..

Wine goggles

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

Should

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

fucking hell!

i want her shoes!
(i may be odd, but my initial reaction is 'cut them off' after all, prosthetic limbs are fucken ace these days)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Jamie

Oliver?

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

Oliver?

No, just the bottom part

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

Ainsley Harriot?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

Ainsley Harriot and his wanking chariot

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

Jamie Oliver and his wanking conifer

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

hugh ferringwittingwhatshisface and his oh forget it

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)

OIOI!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

sdfsdflkfd

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and his wanking shitting balls.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

James Tanner and his wanking spanner.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

james blumenthal's human balls

edit: wanking

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

Antony worrell thompson and his wanking cartwheeling cat

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

delia smith's fetish for piss

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

Hahahaha

John Torode and his wanking toad?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

Haha, is that the shouty man off masterchef?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Darn Tuten

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

nick nairn's illegitimate bairn

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Phil Vickers torrent of wankrags

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

nigella lawson's backstreet abortion

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Rick Stein's dick's benign.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

gary rhodes' scrotal electrodes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

Gordon Ramseys Fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

egon ronay's incontinent pon(a)y

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

michel roux wanking in poo

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

Marco Pierre White, fisting through the night

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Fanny Craddock helps my dad dock.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

Gino D’Acampo thrusting a pony

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

Leslie Waters deepthroats porters.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

rick stein's anal whine

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

rick stein piss

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

pissenstein

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

Paul Rankin - selfsuck and wankin'

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

gary rhoads sucks filthy toads

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

Gary rhodes piss

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8833946

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8833944

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

*puts up umbrella*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

anthony bourdain drains his main vein

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

Heston Blumenthal's testicular clamp.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

rick stein's wanking spine

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

Raymond Blanc putting a donk.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

James Martin entertains me fartin'

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

Marco Pierre whites magical dish of shite

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

Ken Holm's pre pubescant dome.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Gary Rhodes sucking on chodes

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

looks like next weeks compo idea sorted...

Celeb cooks rhyming cocks

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Hahaha, do it!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..
What...

Who drunk all that wine and where is the next bottle?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

thunder thighs!

chunky bitch

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

Haahahahhaha

Fuck!
Top shop!

(top lurking aswell) :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

Aww!

You noticed!
... and Thank You!

(ryloth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

how does it pee?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

Terrible

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

Jamaica?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

She said no, but her eyes said yes.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

Ok Alaska!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

Hic! Nooning ClanSoul hows they hanging?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Hahahahaha fucking hell.

Top shop, and top lurking!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Stop stealing my words!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

Hahahahaha fuck!

Top words, top steal aswell!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

hahahahah fuck!

Also Nings you dick :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Hahahahahah fuck!

EEEH BAH.

I'm fucking bored, i gave up playing word football earlier, against some human cocking dictionary - twat.

edit: you get a selection of letters, and you have to make as many words as you can, then there is like 30
letters to get to the goal, then any extra get more points, whoever gets the most gets one goal, and then you start over.
You get extra points for using all of your words, and if you use the longest word, the other player gets one letter taken away.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

word football?

edit: sounds like OCD boggle

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

OCD?

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order . . . like they should be.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Word Football? WTF?!

I was playing madden 09 earlier but kept getting annoyed at losing, so turned it off and started eating shortbread :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Link me

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

I said link me

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=48564

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Haahahahaha

No!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

I can't find it now you tosser.

More chefs?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

Im spent of chefs

and I didnt realise we were rhyming til halfway through

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

It's okay...

... I have enough 'love' for you both.

(ryloth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

CANSTANDYA CUZ YA FEETS TOO BIG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

"Just getting dressed in the morning is a mammoth task."

Bad choice of words, me dear.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

That made me giggle too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Damn her lady pads'll be hooooooj!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

Maybe

her legs had just grow.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

*click*

ARF!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

pfffffffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

Very would

assuming I can find the access panel

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

yeah

seriously good shoppe stuff

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

oh, i thought is was adam out of adam and joe

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new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

No earthly reason.

www.b3tards.com/u/cd27cc001a90e356cbcd/fairy_big.jpg"

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corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

needs more click for bigger

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

I'm new to this internet lark

How should I go about that?

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corduroybeanpole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

i cheat

if i am going to do that, i merely type the link to the big image into the 'post new message' window
press preview, which then inserts all the sexy html, and then delete the second instance of the link address and replace it with img tags referencing the smaller image (or what you've got in the message at the moment)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

use the forc.... no wait (like micto said up there ^)

i mean use the b3ta hosting :D tis great resizes things (not gif's though) for you if they're a wincy bit big :D
don't forget the edit button

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

edit won't allow the use of the in-built hosting

afaik

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

no no i mean edit that post and don't start a new thread

my brains broken (see sig for details)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8826869

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

(although i read that yesterday)
good choice :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

Thank you good sir

I would do another one tonight, but I seem to have lost perception of time and space, and seem to be melting into my bed.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

Happy B3taday!

Oh FUCKSOCKS! i meant welcome noob...

Noonning All!

* where has that wine bottle gone

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

why do a small number of b3tans hate you so much?

i have no idea what invoked their wrath
but i am burning with curiosity*

*and urethritis

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)

Do they then?

www.b3ta.com/board/8833855

It may have been my extensive use of cock (see my profile)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

You got that email too huh?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

i'm still trying to enlarge my replica watch

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

MY INTERNET PENIS IS HUGE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Your tool must grow bigger

is my latest one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

BLOODY FAIRY!

nice.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

Ooooh

that's a bit good :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

where's the fishnets?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

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