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Bear Grylls Grills Bears...
What a cunt.
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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He's apparently a right faker as well
can't help it, still would. But only if the Mears Teddy wasn't available for alfresco cuddles and Gordon watching.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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FUCK, i bloody would, anything to stop him from skinning me and making a toboggan from my skin!
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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he's apparently a gaylord too, or so I read somewhere recently
oh yeah, just there
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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Mears is a deviant
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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Ha ha ha!
I still love this :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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:D you made him look like Pob.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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hahaha, crikey!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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cheeky tj
Has anyone read the Daily Mail this morning?www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/imag0227.jpg 1500x2000, 600kb. I don't see anyone's name from here mentioned, apologies if it's already been put up this morning.
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moohalaa ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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It has ruled b3ta today :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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thought so
I opened it and thought ooh they won't be pleased about that.
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moohalaa ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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AWASH!
i do love the capions.. the internet is awash with visual gags that we, never the less, feel the need to explain to you. tippity top.
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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THAT SICK FUCK!!!
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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Nawtee man with silly name and posh voice!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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I want that shirt.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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Ray Mears would shit 'im for breakfast
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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Nope
never seen him before ever
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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All I can remember about him...
is how one time I saw him on the telly apparantly cut open the colon of a camel, take out the juicy brown stuff, then kneels on the ground and squeezes the juice into his mouth whilst in a perfect money-shot position. ...I think I'd take Mears too.
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Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:49,
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I have heard this man's name before
but have never seen him. Mears etc
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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Is it the weekend yet?
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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Are you at work?
If you aren't, look at porn! Is Mrs Trellis still here?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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Nope, I left ages ago
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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As requested, proof of my sig :P
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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Amy does not count.
She's Rampant.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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Yeah, I guess you're right ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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I wish to verify this for myself
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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Well I am here all week,
try the veal!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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I tried the veal once. Some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50,
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apols to SKV
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52,
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Ha ha ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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Nope, she left ages ago
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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I am at work
Hmmm..maybe i should try making some sinclair spectrum porn..
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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Jizz set willy
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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does GO TO work
thought it was GOTO I am such a geek.
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crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._ ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06,
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Yes
In Spectrum 48k Basic it is 'Go To' :)
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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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The Woss BROS?
Sorry in advance, but does anyone else remember those fine young Ross BROS.?Click for kicks (-11KB)
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US!
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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I can't answer...I can't answer that
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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well thats put a cat amongst the pigeons
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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dead dead good
*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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Woss bwos
surely?
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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should have used Paul Ross
he's desperate for any work
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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Nicholas Cage on the left?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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wouldn't it have been sensible to have paul ross as one of the brothers?
since he's Jonathan's brother? Nice work on the text.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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hahahaha
very good
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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A story of love, life, and cuphead.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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Spy sappin' mah sentry!
nicely
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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NEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERE
NEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERE NEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERE NEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERENEEDADISPENSERHERE
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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I press G
and do my happy engy dance in your face.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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I press G as a heavy before they fixed the taunt killing
And snipe you across the map with my fingers.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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lol glitch
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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8D
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Shada ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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Dude!
:D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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Bend over
Problem sorted
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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No knees either.
Poor lad
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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shirley he has a spine
which moves?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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Oh quit rubbing it in guys, he's not like us.
You're just making him jealous.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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what if he yawned
really hard... that might work.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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Good work :D
Finally people are thinking outside the box.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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aww
*climbs out of the box he was sitting in* that was my fort :(
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:49,
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Tilt then
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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ha ha
that's your answer to everything...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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bwahahaha
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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It solves most things
'Cept AIDS
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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too much logic
I'm going for a crap
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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Just shimmy and it will fall off you silly
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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Shimmy is not an option.
Shimmy is his only weakness.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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Walk under low bridge.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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NOW you're thinking.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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All he needs to do is stand on one leg and lean a bit
or jump up and down.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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How can he jump?
Everybody knows Elephants can't jump!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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Ah seen a ski jump. Ah seen a long jump. Ah seen a naked lady take a dump.
but ah be done seen bout evrything, when I see an elephant jump.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50,
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Those things are pretty tough for him.
If he loses balance and topples, it's almost a 98% fatality rate.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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almost as if whoever designed him wanted him to fail.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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He looks like he has a flip top head like in the toothpaste advert
opening it will cure his woes.
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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leave him alone you little grey shit!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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I prescribe a dose of FIRE
Fire cures everything!
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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Are you Dr. Hibbert or something?
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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haha :D
I'm definitely something.
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01,
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I wuv this
I wuv ewe MrPineapple your doodles remind me of some of my doodles except yours are cooler.
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NeeNoo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59,
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Sad Nuke Dog
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24,
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Awwwwwwwwww!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24,
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This made me laugh and sob all at once
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24,
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:(((
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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arf
what Trellis said
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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awwww
Probably all the people calling him 'nucular'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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you can't teach an old dog new . . .
cular physics
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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*cough* Graeme
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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Meh!
'tis a cocking STUPID name anyway
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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But he's a genius so it doesn't matter
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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nuklar bom is sad :'(
because he was just a test and he didn't blowed up all the evil commies
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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hehehe
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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what does nucular dog eat?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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Fruitonium biscuits?
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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Self destructive dogs ftw
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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*fives*
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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awwww, poor thing....
I think I shall call him, "Napalm" despite him being a nuclear explosion
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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this is full of the pathos.
:)
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:28,
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poor nuculur dog :(
no one wants to play with him and he hurts everyone he's ever loved :'''''(
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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pffft
thats the exact emotion
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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hahahaha
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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Woof, woof, BOOM!
Nicely
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:30,
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New Cue Lurr
!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:30,
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:D
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Shada ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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:3
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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nee naw nee naw nee naw swoosh!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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aaaww
that looks like the Dragon from Smax.
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Halfy By light alone ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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It's been an age since I posted anything
Somthing I had to do for a project at the lab, that's my hand and the hand of the robot I'm using for my PhD.
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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Bah, outdone once more!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24,
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Yeah, but you have sexy lady hands ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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I have frozen sexy lady hands
I am holding a tub of ice cream
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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Is that a euphemism?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:28,
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Well I'm eating it too, so maybe
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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Phwoar!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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I demand proof of your sig
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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frozen sexy hairy lady-hands
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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my missus is tall and has low blood pressure
she has very cold hands almost constantly... brrrrrrr bless her.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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I am all of teh tiny
My hands are usually lovely and cozy
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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Nicely!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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careful.
I once saw a true story from the future called "Demon Seed". Just be careful ok. Well done :)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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nice!
you've got a robot to do your PhD for you?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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hmmmm
That's a great plan getting the robot to do my work for me.
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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incubus
ftw although not recently, not since they started copying lost prophets
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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Eh?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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Brandon Boyd has such a nice voice
shame he's such a tosser.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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I want hands like that...
...not yours the robots. Do you work for Cyberdine? Is your name Miles Dyson?
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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robot hand looks expensive
just think, the work you are doing will bring some kind of dystopic apocalypse to life as currently demonstrated in some random japanese cartoon :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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Part of a complete torso, about £150k worth
I get to play with some cool toys.
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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where are you researching?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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Bristol Robotics Laboratory
part of UWE
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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part of uwe boll?
you poor, poor man.
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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Outstanding.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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ace
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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Silly Speen
there's no such thing are real robots!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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yeah, only synthetic ones....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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tell a lie
coleen's real women robots, ITV1
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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You are building a wanking machine for your PhD?
Right on!
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chthonic ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:39,
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LOLZ!
And agreements. I'd love a wanking machine.
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crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._ ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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natty
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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hahaha
fcukin'excellent top notch
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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G Raffertie
Last seen on Baker street
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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Right. This has been hanging around for a while and I need to get rid 'cause it's creeping me out.
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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Cor!
*fwaps*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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this
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:22,
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Alright Rev!
Hows the little girl? Still going psycho on ya?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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Call the Council
They'll send someone.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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they'll send someone round with a pamphlet who'll spray her
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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Butter face!
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24,
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Holy Piss!
That's creepy.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:28,
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I am unable to masturbate at the moment.
Sorry.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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I thought it was a requirement?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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in about a month
just to make sure it's worked
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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yay it's Friday....do the piggy dance!!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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happy piggy dance
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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yes!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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now this is the kind of cute thing that gets drawn for kiddies
which unfortunately gives them a lifetime of persistent pyschological treatment :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:22,
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that's the look i was going for
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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the hue is beautiful
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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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haha
I noticed it one day when sitting in a macdonalds with all the happy cartoon characters they really are as scary as fuck :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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*glees*
Let's pig thread!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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Let's
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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hahahah
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24,
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\o/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:28,
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OMG YES!
\o/
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:30,
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^_^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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PIGWAGON!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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yay!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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shakin' bacon yay!
O)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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Now I want Percy Pigs!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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Piggy time!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:22,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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woo
ace!!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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i say
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:30,
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haha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:34,
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*joins in*
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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YAY!
*does!*
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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hehe
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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Late to the party, but what the hell \o/
*CLICKS*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:51,
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Save effort all round?
Clicking will result in embiggening, at a cost of 180 kilobytes.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:16,
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Nice work on the QOTW
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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...well I felt a bit cheap just slapping the banner across the top...
so I thought I had to do a bit more than that. Managed to crop the bottom off the question somehow. And I'm not sure how chthonic relishes being identified with Oswald Moseley, but hey, what's the worst he can do?delete my account and block my IP? Ah. Sorry Chthonic.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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Worse, much, much worse
Could at least spell it right :)
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chthonic ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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oooops...
;)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:40,
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Based on a true story.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:16,
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haha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:19,
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it's funny
cos it's true
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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Hahaha
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Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:49,
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Wedding of the year...
yes I know, it's TOAP... do I look like I care?
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way) ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:11,
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GHEY!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:11,
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ah but...
...who gets to be First Lady?
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way) ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:15,
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Well hopefully it would be McCain
as if it were Obama, it would mean that McCain was president :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:16,
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McCain bakes great pies
so I'll bet he's the bitch
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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G@4
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:13,
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GAI!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:14,
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TOAP?
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:16,
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POPE?
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:17,
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POAP?
(
Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:19,
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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hahaha
gggnnnnnnggggg!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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a far more sombre moment
*plays anthem*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09,
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Ha ha ha!
What?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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hahahahahha, you loon, that's brill!
edit: and I pissing well missed my 7k post :(
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:14,
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hahaha
WHAFUCK?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:15,
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They serve the porpoises of the USA!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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Compo Entry
There was only one work of art I ever wanted to recreate NSFW This took a very long time to make
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WormuIus ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:07,
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um
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:07,
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what is it? being NSFW I'm not gonna click on it... :(
edit: ah, riiiight.... the original pic was bad enough, but spending time sketching it, well, that's just something else.... :S
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09,
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a hand drawn goatse
whith his motuth sticking out
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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It's goatse
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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goatse handdrawn with wormulus' mouth in a cut out where the arsehole is
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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There's a piece of red card there these days.
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WormuIus ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:12,
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Goatse art!
Quite good ackchewally...
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:11,
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what?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:08,
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Basically, if you type html in quick post
it messes with it
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WormuIus ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09,
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And I thought I was the only one this happened to
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:16,
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Erm,
Ok... *edit* Aha! A linky appears! And now I wish it hadn't.... Woo tho, ya sick fecker! ;)
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:08,
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is this one of them modern conceptual art things?
oh, linky now. what is it, for those who have had enough NSFW images on the work screen today?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09,
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Hahaha
Now colour it and charge people to stick their heads through at seaside resorts!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09,
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YOU MANIAC! YOU BLEW IT UP!
Edit: my statement still stands
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09,
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Right.....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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Good work.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:11,
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hahaha
but is it art? *strokes chin* *amongst other things*
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thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:13,
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Aw crap, not again...
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:52,
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I wish you had Gary Glitter reinflating her.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:53,
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Erm,
why?
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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I had one wish left.
I had to use it up.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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You could have wished that op had made your bits twice the size!?
Rather than just a case of watching them get burnt off... *edit* and by the way, no way could I have watched that... EEP!
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..wil ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:04,
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That's the fifth time this week!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:53,
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Haha
The poster images as first proposed by manic are finally starting to appear in google imagesimages.google.com/images?q=julie+moult
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09,
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hahahha, AT LAST!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:11,
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hahaha
nice :)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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Pfft!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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Woo to this!
:D
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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:55,
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Hahaha
Whadda fark? :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:55,
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what is that, a half rabbit/dog hybrid?
Dobbits for President, I fully support this :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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NAKED NAKED NAKED!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:03,
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that is so WWWOOOOOOO!!!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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I don't like this image.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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Steal this and publish it...
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:44,
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thanks for leaving the tag on ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
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;)
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:46,
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and Happy B3taday!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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Thanks,
4 years ;o
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:53,
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Personally I think the whole thing was done specifically because of the whole Julie Mouldy thing!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:51,
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Pfft!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
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Wahahaha
Win
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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hahahahaha
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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We should try and hide goatses in all our images in hope they get
printed in that waste of tree
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:49,
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The Daily Mail
Who actually reads that?, apart from my parents.
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angel eyes ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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A lot of the callers to the Jeremy Vine radio 2 show.
/who are currently having a debate as we speak about dogging
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:51,
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How can you debate dogging?
Who can possibly have anything against it?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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Well I personally am not a fan of it....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:55,
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Well yes
but are you against others doing it? I should point out I'm not listening to the radio. They could be debating the best position for the front passenger seat of a 1998 nissan micra, I don't know.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:56,
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as a past owner of a Micra, can I just say that...
Actually, on second thoughts, best not to
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:57,
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I know exactly what you're about to say, never fear.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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Ha ha ha!
It is a difficult one. I am not keen on the fact that certain places become no go. I am sure I heard recently that Highgate Cemetery is a popular dogging/cottaging spot which I dislike as it was also voted as one of the best places to think by Lonely Planet and is an important historical site.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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same goes for Thetford forest in Norfolk
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:59,
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Exactly,
if they are so bothered about getting their rocks off in public, don't do it in fucking lush places of beauty! It isn't as if they are looking at the environment....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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It's also a cemetery.
Turning it into a dogging site is more than a wee bit disrespectful
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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If I were buried there I'd be all for it.
But I can see your point.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:01,
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Mais oui!
How do SSS?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:01,
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also a bit dodgy if anyone asks if you feel a little stiff...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:01,
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*giggles*
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:02,
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Well then hooray for people shagging in/on it.
I do see your point but I always think that in today's society, where cruelty and abuse are commonplace, where children all hate and perforate each other, where white man is against brown man etc, that doggers and the like are some of the sanest people about. Never mind the cynicism of the world, never mind the anger, let's just all have a shag in a mondeo.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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But you are negating the fact that they are public places
and thus leave children at risk of seeing it.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:02,
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In my experience
dogging usually happens at times when children shouldn't be roaming local beauty spots. However, I don't go dogging or really know any doggers, so I don't know if they have daytime trips at all. The only doggers I've ever seen were at night.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:05,
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Aye, that is true.
But I am sure that it does happen in the daytime too. Maybe not as often, but still! If it is the whole people watching thing, just have a swingers party in your own house!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:06,
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And if you have children?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:07,
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Then you should have grown up by then!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:08,
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Dogging's hardly the ward of the young.
In my experience the older people get, the muckier they get. Thank fuck.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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Yeah I know.
As I said, I have nothing against it in principle, but I think it is a bit selfish some of the places they choose.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:13,
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no. That's not sanity that's selfishness. they don't invite me along do they.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:04,
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I think Sydney to Highgate is a bit of a way to go
just for a love pump! Why dont you just score a hooker?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:05,
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it costs money and I have some reflection of principles
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:06,
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hahaha
I'm going to buy you a soapbox and a microphone. That was superb.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:05,
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I've got a dream
and it's much sexier than Martin Luther King's. Ciggie time.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:05,
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I have a dream
where people will NOT be judged by the content of their character, but by the content of their underpants.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:10,
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brown ones suffer again. :(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:12,
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A lot of the callers to the Jeremy Vine radio 2 show.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:56,
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Killjoys
they're not hurting anyone. All it is is middle aged people in terrible attempts at sexy undies having a good time. Bless them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:57,
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a pile of pish. im getting none, why should they do it in public?
they should be made to shag me as punishment
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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Wouldn't that be considered
cruel and usual punishment? ;D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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probably
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:01,
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Leave dogging alone.
What people get up to in the privacy of their own laybys is entirely up to them. And passers by. And people who stand around wanking. And that bloke who insists on hiding in the bushes, even though everyone knows he's there.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:57,
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well i would. any woman in sydney up for it?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:57,
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Nazis and Julie Moult,
although she herself is a Nazi.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:51,
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Bigots and the easily convinced.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:52,
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My parents.
Please don't burn me!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:53,
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Bums you.
Only joking I am a girl.
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angel eyes ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:59,
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pix plz
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:02,
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down boy
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:07,
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but she might like trains!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:15,
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god damn it there's two of you
a/c
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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flap eared hamster boy
/ac
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:19,
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ok at least mine made sense
i'll introduce you to matt he likes trains too
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24,
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hah
this is not sense! this is b3taaaaaaaaaa!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:29,
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A lot of people who live outside of urban areas
I think.
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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curtain-twitchers
they're known as
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:56,
archived )
Yes
My mum loves twitching at the curtains. Oh look at them at the bus stop.
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angel eyes ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:01,
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"bet they're waiting for a bus they are"
"ee, look at him with his bag, he's got stuff in that bag"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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Everyone who wants to know the TRUTH!
Where "truth" should be read as "reinforce their own prejudices".
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:57,
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the great architect
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
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bought it. not read it.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:02,
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god you hate immigrants already
you didnt say it but i can read between the lines
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:05,
archived )
hahahaha
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:07,
archived )
:D
Hippy B3taday!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00,
archived )
ta
;)
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:06,
archived )
Didn't feel this deserved its own thread.
But I wanted to get in on the compo with at least one image, and my camera is broked. Me and some buds in sunny hunny. I assume Darwins evolution of man image can be considered art?
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NeeNoo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:06,
archived )
Me Loser?
Red chalk of Hunstanton? Cretaceous. Fossily. Is it wrong I know this? Or wrong that it excited me a little.
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d2086u ,
Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:27,
archived )
*bokes*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
archived )
RAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
archived )
my spunk tastes better than marzipan. and yes i've tasted both
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
archived )
You've tasted Marzipan?!?!?!?!
YOU SICK FUCK!!!!
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
archived )
it was on the christmas cake
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
archived )
bollocks, you fuckin loved it.
(
fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:53,
archived )
*gets Diabetes*
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
archived )
I'd take it on
and I'd win...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:46,
archived )
fire a salvo over this way....
i'm just about to put the kettle on.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:46,
archived )
*Eats*
*Defeats*
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Joliet ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:47,
archived )
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
archived )
CAYK-e
:D top stuff! nyom nyom nyom!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:47,
archived )
Excellent.
Just don't make me eat it. Battenburg..bleuch! :P
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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Shibbolette anyone?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38,
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if it doesn't rain, it pours.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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If you are interested,
it is a Doris Salcedo’s Shibboleth in miniature. I made a small deep tub of mortar (concrete would be no good as the aggregate would be too large). When it was nearly set I cut it into separate sections with a false crack and then floated the mortar into those, so that essentially I had several sections of mortar, mortared together. This I broke apart this morning. I made a tiny 1.5 inch pointing trowel out of a margarine pot lid and a roofing nail too. You heathen fool!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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yes
but is it art
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41,
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No
it really really isn't The crack in the tate has to be the biggest mis-use of the space ever. It was crap.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:42,
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I think that it was actually quite impressive.
The pure process of creating it was impressive and in that barren area the juxtaposition (which was not part of her purpose - she was trying to highlight racial injustice) was beautiful. I think hers offered a better ROI than mine and mine only cost about £2 to make.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:47,
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Republic Of Ireland?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:51,
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Yeah, fuck it, why not?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:51,
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Should have just gone outside and taken a photo of Council upkeep failure
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41,
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ah ok.
I see. Well done.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:43,
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yes please
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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ha ha ha
very good. how's the plums?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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Sore.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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poor fella
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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Oooh!
Nice one Manley!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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that's not a close up of your shaved scrotum is it?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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Would you like to see one?
I have many pictures of the op.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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Go on then....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:42,
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NSFW!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:52,
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Fuck that!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:56,
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Fuck clicking
or fuck having a soldering iron thrust into your gonads?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58,
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The latter!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:59,
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Nicely.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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Olive trowels ftw!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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Arf!
I'd sort your supporting wall out if I were you.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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nice
one!
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enceladus ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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fuck, i can't believe you actually made it, rather than just finding a crack in the pavement or something.
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41,
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It seemed worthwhile.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
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well, i suppose if you can no longer impregnate the missus you've gotta find some kind of crack that's worthwhile.
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:51,
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Low Blow!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:52,
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I'LL DO NOTHING OF THE FUCKING SORT!!!!!!
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fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:55,
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how they hanging?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:42,
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i love the patch job
they've done at the tate. just filled in the crack and smoothed over so you can see where it was.
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:42,
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Heh heh, nice
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:42,
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A good copy.
I just read the blurb on the original - what a load of of pretentious wank!
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:43,
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Yes, it is a little sad that they fucked up something which was actually quite breathtaking
by pretending it was more than just pretty. I did use the original as a model when I was segmenting the nearly dry mortar. For myself, I placed kitchen weights under the block and pressed down at the edges. Doris obviously was not able to do that with the Tate, I think her construction of the piece was impressive.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:49,
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Decent engineering is always impressive - see anything by Kingrom Brunel
But this does not make it art. The singular most impressive thing in the Tate (with one exception) is the gantry crane in the main hall. The one exception was that "sun" setting into the mirrors of the roof. That was trés cool. That means that the best thing in the Tate is not art. Oh, the irony.
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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Hmm,
that depends - if Brunel had built Box tunnel just for it to be looked at then yes, it would be art.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:13,
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blimey! that's actually quite epic! top cementage!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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boff FL OZ ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:46,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36,
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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TWAT
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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If it were SFW
I would have shopped in a couple of cavers:) EDIT: In fact I didwww.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/cavers.jpg
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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for fuck's sake
fuck off. Edit: Linked now. *shakes head sadly*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:44,
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SO SORRY!
I meant to link it!!! I really am sorry. It was up there for about 15 seconds and you just caught it! You know how you post things and it becomes an automatic process. I only realised what I did after I pressed post:( *hands garibaldi*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:47,
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It's ok I suppose.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:49,
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and a cup of tea?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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might it not also be a good idea to write NSFW next to the link?
your n00b-bashing credentials have taken irreparable damage in my opinion after your recent NSFW bonanza. Maybe a FAQ refresher is in order? :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:53,
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What NSFW bonanza?
And I assumed as it was a reply to a post that said it was NSFW and I said it was a shopped version of that image people would know what they were linking too!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:05,
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hmm
safety first, in my opinion. But never mind. Your obama-mccain gay pic was quite obviously NSFW despite the lack of cock. I believe the faq says something like "If it looks like porn, it's better to link it" Some of us have jobs where we get into trouble for having things on screen that look like any type of porn. No hard feelings?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45,
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he did say if it were sfw ... kindof implies nsfw
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:47,
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No you missed it
For about 10-15 seconds the image was there! I removed it as soon as I realised nanoseconds after pressing post. But it was posted not linked.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:49,
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heres the rest of the story:
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:54,
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hahah win!!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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OH MY GOD!
I think I saw a family of Bears living in there.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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Is that...
Katie Holmes?
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50,
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How are you still posting this shit?
If the mods do not stamp on this and remove the links then we will end up being full of spam.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37,
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IT'S A TRAP!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38,
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Why would I search for any of that shit?
Is it for getting rid of erections?... If so, then I'm mildly interested.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38,
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now if this was an image - it'd warrant the most and fastest responses ever
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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^your post
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39,
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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boff FL OZ ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40,
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41,
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you'd be safe if you were a roadrunner
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41,
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:49,
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Darth Penders ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:49,
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Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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