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# The Two Ronnies


But which is which?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# HAHAHAH
proper lol (esp on the right!)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# i can't help see gordon brown and tony blair weearing matching glasses
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# They look "local" to me
watch the precious things
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ARGH! It's Jack Dee and that fat kid who turns into a rat from Witches
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# MARGARIN?!
I hate the way he says that word.. it makes me want him to die.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hahahah
so true

"mummy i got cous-cous on my gillet"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# They're both imposters!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I haven't stopped by the bunker for a while...
*stops by*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# We had a bit of trolling in there the other day
Well, I actually don't know what to call it but it wasn't good.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# soon you'll need a b3ta bunker bunker.
and a b3ta bunker bunker bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# We have a bunker bunker
The bunker bunker bunker will be opened once we're in the bunker bunker.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# oooh, what happened? I must have missed it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# A new member posted a race related thread
and left a comment of a racist nature on one of willeniums pics.
Going by their b3ta profile they are female.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# non-b3tan, n00b b3tan, or long standing member?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# a log staining member
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# fucking cuprinol
that racist tart!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Yes a long standing "member"
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I've not been in the bunker for a while.
I was grumpy about my anims not working. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That's a pisser!
They do work when left as comments though and on your profile.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# haha
ok... i suppooooooooose.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I don't go there much myself in all honesty
It's not much fun talking to meself.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'm lost.
What bunker?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :)
b3tabunker.ning.com/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Oh right. I've never seen that before.
How interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# It's not been going long
but I'm suprised you've missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# perhaps you'll be in trouble for advising me of it.
Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I doubt it!
I started it!
besides, we need chatty, nice folk like yourself in there!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# nah. Half of your others'd shut up then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
Have you seen the recent activity?

Byes! Have a nice weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# See you dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Nobody posts there anyway!
It's like the quiet little secret corner of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Most places are quiet these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# haha! what's all this shouting?
we'll have no trouble here...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahahah! proper office lollage!
which I needed, after I just found out that the Leather jacket I took in to be dry cleaned, has been sitting in the drycleaners for 4 weeks NOT being dry cleaned. Bunch of utter fucktards...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# That was my thinking also.
Well, except you can minus the gnops and the Berry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hahah that's brilliant
Ronnie Right looks like a character out of the Bash Street Kids
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Sorry Barb
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Glasses transplant?
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Nope just glasses and eyes
I'm lazy :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# It's OK, I've just confused myself so much I had to resort to the original picture to see what it's supposed to be like!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# It's Morecambe and Wise, right?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ant and Dec?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Flannagan and Allen?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Mulligan and O'Hare?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# flickr comments
not shopped but amusing
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# not shopped
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# but amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# this is true
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# YAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Ha ha
Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# pop up?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Graet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# would

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# yes, nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# in B4 V&
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# lol perverts on the internet...
whatever next!
in other news - i'm on faceache! Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# yay 2 friends
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hahhaha
made me smile
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha, that made me laugh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Boo!!!
..bs
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Can you fuck tits?
Is this where I've been going wrong? I suppose I could, but I leave that to the bagpipers and frottagers. I just don't think tits are for fucking, is all.
(Necroflange, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# It's more of a titwank than a titfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# and hers look a bit small for either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# its the thought that counts
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# and the friction
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# heroin, it's grrrrr....*snore*


de-ris
related compo suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Needs to be skinnier
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# BAN THEM ALL BAN EVERYTHING
Then there's no need for parental guidance or responsibility because all things that might be negative will be banned. Yay!
Edit: also, nice drawage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# sorry I have deemed your comment unhealthy
it is banned for the sake of my yet to be born children.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# your words could offend dyselxics and infertile people
therefore, you are banned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# noooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
language can be used to swear in.

you know who else used language.. Hitler did.. and he was a NAzi!!

language is banned! and is bread! serial killers use bread!!


FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# much like cookie monster
Tony the Tiger does seem to have some self control issues.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# absolutely non what so ever
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# This is terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# pfft
what a crock of shite (not your arts which is nicely done btw) i mean come on! sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to stop making these soon...

*is addicted*

edit: thanks again, all you lovely people.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# No, keep going!
That's really good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# HA ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha.

I'm glad you are.

Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I am impressed that you've even gone to the trouble of tearing up your carpet for authenticity
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# WIN
right there.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# that's wonderful
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# fucking legendary
give up now and I'll release the hounds
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# BEAUTIFUL :D
I'm going to be clicking away this weekend :D
AND MAKING SOME COMP ENTRIES - OOF!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# ooh get you with your fancy expensive fireplace
;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# (MDFs)
Top artery, enceladus
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# haha
the previous owner's tastes ran to the mock-baronial...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# lucky bugger
the previous owners of my place tastes ran to mock jakey heroin granny ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# that's brilliant
keep at ti
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# English teachers are clearly paid too much
looking at that fireplace ;)

Very good Sir :D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# that's
one of the few up-sides to Bradford - cheap property...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# woo woo (train voice) may i TJ :
SkUG has faceboots! :D ...and no friends :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Amazing
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahah, that is fecking awesome! Keep going!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Awesome
Do you keep Ringo Starr in your chimney?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# the fat controller's
stuck up there, so I dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# You didn't need to put the original up
too good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# i think
we should have more real world challenges, mean there's more quality and less spam :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# This.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Yes!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# This is simply wonderful.
Have a heartily deserved *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# these are excellent
worthy of my clickiest click
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That is
Truly amazing. *clicks*
(ShortPurple is still trying to think of a decent board sig on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# You can't

Well I suppose you could varnish it first
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# hahah
awesome!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Actually it's Cosmic!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# aaaaargh teh sans
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# :)
Heh hee

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# :)
office lol.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# That explains the
long face then.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I do not understand
but i click away!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Why the long face?
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ...but there's a serif on the C!
Infamy! Infamy!

edit OK so there always is on the capital.

*ho hum*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I actually spray painted a turd once...
All silver and blue it was.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Heh. I am proud to say
that I used that very phrase in a successful submission to a Home Office consultation.

First evah formal submission to a government department on hosted on YouTube, too:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/01/my_socpa_submission.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# the sequel...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# :)
I like this ... but I really want to go back to Tokyo...

my boss is going next week I just found out, and he doesn't want to
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# He is an idiot.
I'm going there next year, can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :D you lucky sausage you
he's not an idiot though... just wrong ... he'll probably have a good time.

Japan is GREAT and the Japanese are lovely and you'll have an awesome time - I'm envious as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# You could go instead of him.
Fucking Tokyo, it's not fair.

I can go to Uddingston on business if I want. o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yeah - he's MEGA Boss
so - he probably has a lot of very real and important work to do... but in the cool fun way that Mega bosses tend to seem to have to do...

being an international University people get to go all over the place - New Zealand and Melbourne are quite common. Washington DC too.

I once went to Belfast... oh and Cheltenham
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Fair enough...
but try to get him to take you with him somehow?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :)
I'm softly putting the idea out there... so we'll see what happens... but, to be honest, it's not likely

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# good luck...
maybe you will meet Scarlett Johannsson?

www.silentjeff.com/scarlett-johansson-i1.jpg

*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I've always thought that living in Japan would be like having a pounding hangover 24 hours a day.
Lots of bright flashing colours and squeaky-voiced cereal mascots and terrible rock music and giant exploding things all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# thats my ideal world right there.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# parts of it are...
although I found it more like being a young child again... except everyone liked me this time...

there's huge areas of complete serenity, even right in the middle of Tokyo.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# sounds so cool!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# honestly - It's one of my favorite places
something to be aware of is that the Japanese are racist fucks... but if you're a white Westerner then they are racist in a positive way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# That's my ideal man right there that is.
*sings a sad song*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# one with a robot face?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Yes.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# oh - yeah
I forgot about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# You're beginning to sound like my ideal woman...
like the smiths?
like marmite?
like lost in translation?
like transformers?

the magic four questions.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ...
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

Fuck it, let's get married.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# :o) Perfect!
*gets down on one knee*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# her name is Heather!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# she will be mine.....oh yes ;)
Heathertron.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] this is really shit !


The Fighting Temeraire
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# bwahahahahaha
That's worse than superdupershit.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Turner FTW! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaa you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Yes. Yes, it is.
But it's the taking part that counts and all that.
Also, it is completely challenge compliant and infinitely better than anything I've produced for the challenge (i.e.: nothing) so ... woo
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# oh ta!
Mrs Twisted says I should have used sparklers and night lights... but I was busy doing compo entries!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I think it would have to be roman candles
for that exceptional Turner light quality
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I only had a torch
:{
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Haha that's a leap of the imagination!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It's art, innit!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Art is whatever you can get away with
I'm not sure if I've got away with it yet
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I thought there were rules....
b3ta.com/board/8841467
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# or making something out of nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# It is?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Is it subbuteo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# It is not subbuteo
innit not.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# forensic gardening?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8844710
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# :D
younosaywigglywigglywigglywigglywigglywigglywahh a leeky bum bum down!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGf7jegzywg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Bah! I dont like the modern stuff!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kfTuNdku3A
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# modern?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFUSiRCLBM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOrc37wNUqU&feature=related

I will forever hate Mark Morrison for keeping Design for Life off number one with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBnkJQWe0JQ&feature=related

forgot to read your text

I despise the maniac street cleaners... perhaps we should get a divorce.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# YAY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJwqDa1QVI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gzkllCIyww
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# is it chips?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I hope it's Chips

Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Sorry,
it is daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ROTHKO?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# tethco?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Costco™?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# thatth cothtco
you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahahahah
i saw tethco and i was all like, what? then i saw costco and i was like, yeah, then i saw ^^this^^ and i was like, oooooh "Tethco-Tesco" bwahahahahahahahahahahahah
TTLY
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# orly?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# JA RLY, LIEK TTLY. LOL!!1!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Namco©
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Pissco©®™
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Sgt. Bilko
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Cisko
lemmeseedattong!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Sisqo
Moloko
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I should fuck'n coco
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I wouldn't se so sure if I were you
... let's ask Brian Sewell
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Brian Sewell says "cunt off"
... so you'll be glad to know you've just been long listed for the Turner Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Certainly is
Just popped back to wish all a happy weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Have a good one Joe DA PLANE BOSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hey - have an awesome weekend yeah!
Don't go changing! Okay? Trying to please me - you know you've never let me down before!

sorry - that sounded like I didn't mean it - I do - I hope you have a great weekend.
I'm just excited because it's nearly beer o clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# AAAAHHHHH don't imagine, you're too familiar
and I don't see you any more!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
Unless you'd run out of Jaffa Cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# that's why I always keep an emergency packet somewhere on my person
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# have a good one fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Up yours too, Joe!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I once took a disposable camera to a weekend festival and most of the photos came back looking like this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I once had a disposable camera
Took a load of photos, and then threw it away.

I didn't see the point of them after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Thanks all! I have this one as well..


Click for bigger (202KB)

a little top gun fever?! well, if anything halloween is coming up. Good costume idea?

(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# harr!
thanks much
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# That is just PURE FEAR right there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i guess i didnt think of the nightmares
haha. sorry.
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# crazy borg politicians...
Resistance is futile
Democracy is irrelevant

*assimilates*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Rick Stein?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Mmmm, fruits of the sea...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Freda Mayor?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Get to da choppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You clothe your females?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# RIS
who is Mave?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# KILLIT WITH STIX PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# bring it the torch
FIRE BAD!
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oh dear I think I have to leave the room
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahahhahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hehehe
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# SEAMS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
And 'woo pic', too. Not quite gay enough for Top Gun, though.

(pause)

OK, try it now:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# the stache
looks like one of the many animals she'd kill, and then glue it under her lip?
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Haha :D
Terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Yes,
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Silly Scott_ish, you are not Pachey!
Also...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Ah Pachey
where for art Thou?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# and Thor too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Ah
well Thor you see, cannot get on b3ta at work

even the mirror sites don't work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Thor can not access tinterwebs at work anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# who is this Pachey?
I see.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Pachey!
I was rummaging in the dark recesses to remember her name?
I cannot believe she has deserted us!
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Some people come
some people go

She accidentally logged into MSN the other night

then disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# all we are
is dust in the wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *sigh* so deep
'lo Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ..dude
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I cannot believe she would ever shun us
She was a die-hard B3tard and cannot leave.
I haven't seen her on MSN for yonks either. I am going to send her a message and ask what on earth she is up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *giggles again*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Good excuse!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Arf
What happened to the nice lady B3tard who used to this sort of thing?
oh lordy, what was her name?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Dave
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Benson Philips?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Yes!
.




no
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
#
Pachey
Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Benson Philips?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Pachey?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Benson Philips?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Benson Hedges
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I HAVE TWINS!
THEY ARE CALLED LAMBERT AND BUTLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Reagan
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Finally


Its rubbish because I rushed it but I am finally free of them! I have a nagging suspicion that I have just spent two days drawing Dhalsim repeatedly.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# quite possibly
but it is bloody awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# street fighter?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Ace, in my face.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# YOGA! YOGA! *dies
dhalsim was rubbish.

[edit]woopic by the by
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You have a strange definition of rubbish
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I did think it Dhalsim as Cyclops on Halloween
Nice drawing anyway.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# This is very good indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# spiderpile
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ooooh!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Oh, quick TJ, but can anyone point me in the direction of some misc. free animation software?
I have a scary thing to produce for /board...
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
www.wankbadgers.com
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Try JASC Animation Shop,
you can try it free but I am sure you will find a crack for it somewhere ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# best way to get it
is to lift it straight off a pc that's already got it and just copy the files into an identical folder :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Well dur!
But none of the comps I own have the full version!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# aaaw
i nicked it off my mam, tried it on my bro's first in case it didn't work.

only problem is because it's not installed i can't set it as a program to open images automatically (PSP not animation shop) but it's no biggie
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# You sir, are too good at this!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i'm remdinded of weebles animation
with the bear and the rabbit
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ooo!
now where are my colours...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Mr Kellogs testicles
See below

/synchronicity blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't ask.......


One of my cats as "Girl with a pearl earring"
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *asks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *mewws
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# FROADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *gibbers*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Well..
I do this kind of stuff when I'm bored.. I also have the "Laughing Cavalier" somewhere
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Not quite in the spirit of the compo
But I approve in the general sense
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# ^
that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Better than a pearl necklace!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# was thinking
this...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ha!
he looks a bit pissed off...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Its
A girl kitty
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ha!
she looks a bit pissed off...

in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Haha
I like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] have this then...

Not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Thats worth its own thread
woo for this torso on a radiator picture
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# The scary thing is that this made sense at the time...
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
acers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# this is clearly utterly rubbish
...

*luvs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
#
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Forensic?
Gardening?

what's all this now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
#
It's Forensic Gardening in a Garden Environment, Forensically Speaking
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# is it some sort of deviant sexual practice I've not yet had the fortune to experience?
where's Wow to explain this to me...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# She was overcome with Daft Fumes earlier
and has disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8844570
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
I think I love you all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I might make a forensic gardeners profile badge when I get back in
unless someone puts one together before then.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# you do it
I've spent the last 2 hours not amending a large format graphic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I've spent all day not assembling an online magazine, and then designing a new one in the series....
I'll do the badge later :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon!

DomoKunting Battenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I think todays posts have a scary quantity of battenburg related shenanigans in them.
Hmm.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I know.
I have been on permaboke most of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *readies the battenburg cannon*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Oh Battenburg, you devilish cake of two
My diabetes cannot handle you,
Battenburg, sugar, sugar,
You have me in a diabetic coma.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *click*
win
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Nice work
But bleurgh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha!
marzipan attacks!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# YAY!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# lovely
*nyom nyom*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Arg!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Haha
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# this is sunshine
refreshing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Me Order! Me Master!


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Hello all, I'm new to b3ta. This been done?Thought I'd start off with a doozie..
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# CAN NOT SEE
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# They look so happy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i suppose they would be happy
even if they ran pigshit, i mean energy...
(tw apparently makes nightmares come true?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Argh! HAIRY NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
*sings*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQHm7t58424
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# dj luck mc neat master blaster 2000
This reminds me of the Rollins skit: "you are not musicians! you are a record player player - fuckface, dj f--- ff--- fuckface"
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# come selecta!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Maybe duck would prefer this?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p1P-lPrG4mk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I wish I had hed fones :)
/secret junglist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Tis the second most woo song of all time!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8UHOFk-KI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D
you're almost as cool as me - you can be in my gang
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Sweet!
How about this one?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *sings louder*
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1vMD4A_soTU
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hehe, excellent! welcome to b3ta
pull up a stool and 'shop a forensic gardener, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha!
well done, and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# very nicely done
... pull up a kitten you'll never leave. and so on.

in other thread jacking news- -I have a new keyboard, but since I bought my last one (6 years ago) some twat has fucked things up and invented F Lock.

does anyone know of a pretty little script which will cunt it in the fuck (get rid of it)?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# no danger - I've found one
fat lot of use you lot are

weblogs.asp.net/jgalloway/archive/2005/11/29/431762.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# What the fuck is F-Lock?
Edit: Why the fuck would they do that? Twats!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i wondered
but read that article and it all made sense
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# okay - God invented keyboard in 1982 or something
and they were good (aside from the colour) and they had the function (F) keys.

In 2003 Microsoft decided that the F Keys were not good (which is a wrong lie) and that they should be replaced with something which does something else.

However, because they're a bunch of gutless fucks they didn't want to do away with the F Keys so they invented F Lock which is like caps lock but for the Function Keys. If F Lock is off you get the shitty MS F Keys, if it's on you get God's F Keys... the default is off.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Try here
weblogs.asp.net/jgalloway/archive/2005/11/29/431762.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# thanks Barbie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# no probs
happy to help
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# or here
weblogs.asp.net/jgalloway/archive/2005/11/29/431762.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# people buy keyboards?
i just get "broken" ones off IT staff in school

basically some little shit had swapped the d and g keys but the IT techs hadn't realised so thought it was faulty. free keyboard for me, and no problem after a couple of seconds with a screwdriver
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# fuck, you have some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit IT techs eh?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# aye
they spent most of their time sitting in our music tech suite slagging and downloading limewire so they could play doom or summat.
there was no phone in there so they couldn't be found by people with IT problems.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# pffft
Is that Man-E-Faces fromt he He man film?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# So Q & D


In fact, i feel the need for a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# gurn.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# tee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ha!
TJ - Hot on the heels of the Daily Fail, the Sun have compiled a "viral slideshow" of those credit crunch images...

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/virals/article1821857.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=1821857

(I hope link works)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# argh it resized my perfectly sized window
bastardonians!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yeh did that to me too
nice to see they've left SOME of the (c) b3ta.com on
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# AND NME.com are stealing the album art compo from here
www.nme.com/photos/468/photo-gallery-album-sleeves-as-you-ve-never-seen-them-before-starring-radiohead-muse-and-more
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# They are also cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# What is this, Rip Off B3ta Week?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# for NME
it's rip of everyone else so we don't have to work lifetime.

seriously shite publication
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Aye,
I will never forgive them for buying melody maker just to fold it up!

Twats!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# did they at least
fill the folds with weed?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Nah,
they just folded it and then proceeded to have Pink and Avril Lavigne and the like on the front cover of NME.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# that's not all bad
they're both doable
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You're all just too talented :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# They didn't use mine though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# The Mail did didnt they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# They did
So I am joining the queue for cashmoneymoolahdoughdoshspondoolix
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# full credit
given for each photo given though,

[note to self, must stop playing devil's advocate for things i hate]
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Twat's
mine wasn't good enough!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# this is lovely though :)
www.nme.com/photos/592/2/the-illustrations-of-alan-aldridge
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# \o/
Yay! A credit!

Fortune and glory!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hehe - they've just ripped off the Mail
For
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah i noticed the 'tags' too!
So both are papers that the Idiot work for. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Knutsack's going to be coining it in
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# KERRRRRR.....CHING
lubberley
(Knutsack, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ...and STILL not had the decency to nick one of mine :(
...actually there's a couple there that aren't immediately familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Number 8 is one of mine
I did for a previous compo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# THE BOUNDERS!
these papers are really starting to take the piss a bit.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# anyone able to get a look at the sun paper today? - Just to make sure.
if not, it's a possible contender for a Saturday article in the paper... Again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# bah they would never stoop so low
I must have imagined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# bastards
I'm currently revving up to screw them over, and the Mail too. Msg me if you'd like to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Sweets for geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# oh god
WHERE'S MY SPANGING PAN GOT TO
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Took me too long
Have a woo and a click and a YAY!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# now THAT's magic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ssspang
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# nicely
*F5s*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha...
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# oh god nooooooooooooo
that took too long


Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# haha
*spaaaaaaaaang*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Do they work though?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# haha ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Weird.....


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My Gran in a "Whistlers Mother" pose
(Antizan Doling out the happy pills...., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# MOONCUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# walkin on me face
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# well,
she's sitting down...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# up the garden banana



Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Forensic Gardening: On Ice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Strictly Forensic Gardening
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Forensic Gardening Factor



Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Britain's got Forensic Gardeners
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Forensic Gardening Show
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# sounds like an ailment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *giggles*
There's an ad for that on FiveUS at the moment which is just lots and lots of clips of him walking off to the left. They run it so fast it looks like he's falling over.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I think he planted
the evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# pfft
ok, I've got to ask, what does all this "Forensic Gardening" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ok, I shall endeavor to explain, I made a reference to Forensic Gardening earlier as a random thing,
I then put it in my sig, and under google, I suddenly appeared as the top result (well, b3ta did with my sig). Bobs can explain his part in all this :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I'm just attempting to Usurp him
It's a futile Forensic Gardening effort
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ....i'm still at the top!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha
that's mightily impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahh! now you are taking to the next level :D
This better appear under image seach :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Looks like we're going... *sunglasses* through a rough patch.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Draw the curtains and turn off those lights,
crime scenes need to be examined with TORCHES godammit!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# "Sir, the body was found in this recently purchased market garden"
"It looks like he...bought the farm" {Roger Daltrey scream}
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Best!
woo yay


Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! oh good lord....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I was trying to write in the style of one of Joels Weeble cartoons
that take the piss out of CSI Miami (CSI Pie-ami)

"Hello Justice Shades"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

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