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HUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuurrrr!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

What is it good for!? Oh sorry

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

It's evolved!

from hexapod to biped. Quick work...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Poor guy! Lost in the woods all by himself.

Neato pic.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

Woo!

now make them fight! :D woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

he is watching me!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

He looks like he would enjoy the other one better.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

georgeous sky.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

Woo.

This is lovely. And slightly fear-y.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

you ungazzable fuck!

got this in wallpaper-size? what was fog thing 1?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

'ning

Made this for a Halloween party we're starting to think no-one will come to.
How's everyones plans for the night, and have you got a costume sorted?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

heehee! i love this

my costume will be a cheap Hulk mask I bought at 7-Eleven. It's even funnier because I'm rather slender to put it mildly. And it's uproariously funny when anyone in a mask says "Hulk Smash" even if their mask isn't The Hulk.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

I decorate the entire hostel for the week and dress up.

Everyone always is a complete twunt and never bothers!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

do any guests go "AAARG SATANISTS!!!" and then run off in terror?

that would amuse me

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

I am going to Lincoln to see a mate ive not seen in yonks.

I will be dressed as a pirate.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

very nice!

Got a party to go to, but no costume...
*gets old sheet and scissors*

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

I've almost completed my

Sailor Fuku which will have tentacles protruding from various areas, simulating good old tentacle rape.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

how lovely

also useful for children's parties, then?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

its

educational.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

costume what now?

spend money on yet another hallmark holiday designed to convince fools to part with their cash for a totally fabricated event?
Not today thanks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

I pity

the trick or treaters that ring your bell... :)

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

I pity the guy who has to pry the rounds out of the other side of the street

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

hehe.

I have quite a long driveway and I lock the gate. I did get told off by the police because the kid who delivers the local advertiser was not getting the hint when I repeatedly told him I did not want that spam litter on my porch. I may have been over-zealous with my last orders for him. However I don't get the advertiser any longer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

what about the guy fawkes kiddies

and the xmas carol singers?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

Short Shrift dear boy.

Short shrift. celebrating Christmas is not something I ever do and am quite open about that so may their god help the god squad that come preaching their nonsense at my door.
And Bonfire night? Are you kidding me? Why won't somebody tell these kids they are glorifying terrorism by catholic fundamentalists. It should be banned.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

twas a glistening winter evening

a knock I hear
candles glowing through the glass of the door
an open door, a chirpy rendition of "GOD BLESS YE MERRY GENT"
me: "Awww, that's nice" *SLAMS DOOR SHUT*
"LEMENn urr? UH? wha?"

ahh, I was amused :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

haha

when I used to deliver advertisers as a lad, one stroppy git told me to 'post' his directly in the bin, which I faithfully did, every week...

edit: when I wasn't just chucking the whole lot, that is.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

That's the kind of paperboy I want.

And not one who's mother calls the police just because he happened to pee himself when I was chatting to him.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

kids today...

whatever happened to cutting corners and keeping out of trouble, eh?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

I once went to a Star Wars convention dressed as a Stormtrooper

which was a right laugh, the getting to it bit :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

getting to an event dressed up

is half the fun. wandering through the center of Leeds in a radiation suit with a blue alien was entertaining.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

Hahahaha, yes quite

a good thing we had a few ales first

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

I close all the curtains turn off all the lights and set landmines around the property

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

Release the bees...

and the dogs...
and the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they spray bees everywhere.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

elegantly wasted

edit/ scrolling down it appears i'm one of many

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Glory! Glory! Glory Hooooooole!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Looks like

A new sensation

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

i assume that's an inxs tune

i had to google them to find out something they'd done i'm afraid, i know nothing about them apart from their fella topped himself wanking.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1ImjjR3BTA

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Rucking hell!

That looks like an old Fairweather system!

Oz's finest!

The Aussies can really kick out the best tunes when it counts!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vW7eLX2EXc

Or

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrV2YV2fdJI

EDIT: The second rocks beyond all belief.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

haha. You do say the craziest

things at times. Aussies and music in the same sentence? You are just trying to set me off early aren't you?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

Well someone has to!

this too

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

give in to the Brits, you know it makes sense.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hwvfIFgSb8

best live band still working . ( best live band ever would have to be Earth, Wind and Fire )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

You are clearly

mistaken

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

bah.

I'm ignoring that.

I have actually cried real tears of glee and excitement when I have been in the audience and seen The James Taylor Quartet play the Starsky and Hutch theme.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Ok sorry i hope

this makes up for it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

ok I was able to listen to that

even though I knew it was some Aussie nonsense. And then he sang. That's poor. OFF!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

Ok one last final attempt

Something Aussie you may possibly like

Require much bass.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

fuck you purple link!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

You lie!

i redirected that one:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

It was purple.

and I noticed the tinyurl so it must have got me before, but not this time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

Damn you calling my bluff!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)

Talking of stutters

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU8AfmiikIw&feature=related

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mattyremf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

for once i agree with you

although i think i agreed last time you posted this too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

stephen dennis rocks my world

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

Jesus

why not just set me to implode and tell me that Bill Hicks was funny.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

bill hicks was a poor mans dennis leary

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

And Dennis Letterman built Bill Hick's career!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

fuck you being on my side!

I like Leary and get really pissed off when people say that he was in any way like Hicks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

hotttt.

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d d, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

hahaha!

he's going for full sensory overload...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

Hahaha

just spotted the CD, woo mate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)

I'm so sorry.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

arf!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

Breaking up is never easy :(

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

hahahaha!

i didn't know at the time but on wednesday i was looking at his current film shoot, i just happened to be there.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

THIS IS JMG, B3TA HERO'S, POST OF THE DAY.

On /board.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

*hears crickets*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

haha best soap evah

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This makes me chuckle lots :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

Pfft

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

hahaha!

good stuff...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

hahahahahah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

I'll ALWAYS remember Boy George's joke about her....

(Q)...What's the difference between Madonna & the Eiffel Tower??

(A)...Everybody hasn't been up the Eiffel tower yet!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

HOW IS MADONNA BABBY FORMED? HOW IS MADONNA GET DEVLIVRY?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Hull please.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7676285.stm

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

Pfft!

You bad bad person :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Straight to hull with you!

sad story but my ex didnt even wait 1 day when we split up to change his to single!

(Panda_Pop, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

It could be worse

he could have changed it back the day after

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

I feel I have to support this post because someone's going to say it's 'too soon'

No such thing.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

I appreciate that

I thought it may have been a little too far.

But I did it anyway.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

*click*

cutting satire, that.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

Hahaha.

Get me a ticket too, please

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

ahaha!

nasty.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

people are just mental

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Ugh I feel sick.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

The trees have shrunkeded!

wooity:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

Tiny, happy little trees.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

Tiny Happy Treetles going

Tiny Happy...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)

lully!

(was it something you ate?)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

I made a pizza the other day.

It was probably that. I ate some more this morning and I was going to have the last of it in a bit.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

woooaahhh!

I never kill spiders if I can help it.
But this one. I don't know...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Not a spider. Only 6 legs.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

oh yes...

it's an abomination. Kill the beast!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

You get the burning torches

I'll find some pitchforks.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

*enlists angry mob of villagers*

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

ooh!

*breaks open the YES biscuits*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Hello!

I liked that not-looking-while-drawing animation earlier. It was special. I licked it a little bit but it tasted of monitor.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

haha thanks!

You'll probably need to warm and chill it a little to bring the flavours out :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

what a handsome fellom

i like that typo, i'll leave it as is

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spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

fellom fellom fellom

sounds like a body part.

*So I kicked him in the fellom and now he walks all funny*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

or a b3ta user

"we are the fellom"

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spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

The more I look at this, the more I like it

He's not scary, just misunderstood

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

ooooh I like that

sinister!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

I'm not scared of the thing on legs

I'm scared of what it is looking at

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

Woo!

more of this type of thing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

McCain is a hypocrite

flickr.com/photos/nailknows/2949005699/

(nailknows, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

rofl

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

I know not whose hand McCain is shaking....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

McCain is just shaking with old age.

Ning sushi, what shall i draw?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

You should draw a Puffin getting caught and eaten by Gordon Ramsay.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

For you - anything.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

This is racist!

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

it was the first thing that came into my head when I saw it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

He is one silly old man, isn't he?

I'm back from being out b3ta, i was supposed to go out tonight,
but my friend is in hospital having his appendix taken out.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

Oh noes!

I hope he is ok!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

I think he is.

Well, let's hope so.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

Nicely:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

Have you seen this man?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

botoxtastic!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

yes he raped me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

Yes

But he got stars for it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

he got those stars because he raped me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

Well he got one star that night.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

all i got was anal AIDS cancer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

Ah Gordon's Bitchin' nightmares.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

rape me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

Rape me

My friend...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

SHOW US ON THE DOLL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

Not for about 10 years

Arf!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

~~for about~~ since he was
+ old

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

PUFFIN MURDERING CUNT

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

You can only complain about that if you won't eat chicken.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

but he's still a cunt

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

granted

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

Puffins are sociable and endangered.

Chickens are just obnoxious.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

He truely is a cunt then

Oh wait!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

hahahha

so concise!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Since when are Puffins engangered?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

EXACTLY!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

Since cunty cunt face started eating them all.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

It fucks me off when people get on their high horse

about things like the puffin. They are not fucking endangered and probably never will be! Oh but they are cute! Fuck off! They are animals without fur and therefore it is impossible for them to be cute!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

Dude read below!

If you buy your meat from a supermarket you have no voice!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

If you eat meat you have no voice full stop.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

I'm an omnivour

I eat meat and I'm designed to. It's my responsibility to make sure that any flesh i eat has lived the fairest, most humane and natural life it could possibly live.
I have killed animals to eat and donot regret it. It was for food and nothing was wasted!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Good for you

/veggie approves blog

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slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

personally I buy all my meat from a puffin

he kills cows and sheep

then he sells them out of the back of his transit

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

Awww, c'mon...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

Yeah! See? See??!!

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

Did they kill those fish in a humane way?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Who cares.

Fishes are ugly.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

~~endangered~~ delicious

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

you can't do that, all his cooking power is stored in his wrinkles

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

I relocated that in his bottybumbum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

haha

before the knife!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

I wish I had.

I'll wager the cunts not half as mouthy when told to be quiet.

In other news. anyone want a portrait this weekend? I shall be able to do 3-4 sketch portraits I think.

This is the thing I mean ( not Dbroon, well it is Dbroon, I mean I'm not saying he's the thing )

Click for bigger (396KB)

Gaz me with pictures if you are interested. ( the finished pic is usually much bigger than above which was scaled for posting on b3ta )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

hahaha!

fably

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

did you iron his face?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

Would be better if I could shop

...but I'm poorly and bad tempered.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

Clever, hahahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

haha

jolly good...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

lolz

there's so much mileage in that mccain picture

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

tell me about it.

I see him as a caterpillar next.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

Seams fine to me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

hahah

is this still going?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

So it's not perfectly executed ( I wish he were )

but christ, have you seen some of the photoshops in the Sun, and they pay those talentless twats ( when they are not stealing from b3ta ).

You have come up with the bleeding obvious first and made me laugh. this gets my round of applause and a click.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

Athankyou.

That could well be my third click ever. *hoards*

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

hehehe

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

as I look at this

Tom Jones is singing "Sex Bomb" on the telly and McCain is perfectly in time

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

Well they would

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

I do not understand.

Nor do I recognise that '2' road marking.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

I too am confused by this!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

that's no road...

it's a giant ruler!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

>:(

~~giant ruler~~ tiny van!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

giant ruler!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

TINY VAN!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

G I A N T

R U L E R !!!!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

_{_{_{TINY VAN!}}}

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

G....

oh, all right then.

*pulls sarcastic face*

tiny van...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

YAY!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

I backed out just before

you brought out the big guns...

phew, could have got messy.

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

Tiny van tiny van tiny van

tiny van tiny van ti-ny vaaaaaan

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

it's not the size of the van

but what you do with it that counts.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

that's especially true

of minivans.

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

rascals ftw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

DONALD DUCK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

I know that lampost.

Intimately.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

Golden shower?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

LOVESTRUCK.

IVE FALLEN FOR A LAMPOST.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

I Love Lamp.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

We all love lamp.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

i love log

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

Actually looking at it now

It did seem funnier when I thought it up.

It's the thingey on the back of gas board vans - if you can smell gas you're supposed to phone them up and scream and shout and panic because the vital substances of the pipes are rising up to reclaim the land...

...or something like that.

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

the number of the bay you parked in? some machines ask for that now

don't want people sharing tickets

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

or when in london you pay by phone you need a bay number

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

Alright Dave!

Did you see that Daily Mail stuff earlier?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

no, was is it good?

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mongychops, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

They nicked one of your pics.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

Hello internets

My friend Hali here says that if a newspaper takes a picture of yours, you should send an invoice, all proper like.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

you are having issues

working out parking bay number 2?

My god it's true, they did cut your brains off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

does the smelling of gas also mean farts?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

Needs more dirt

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

Oh Hai there friday internets!

I am doing this tonight
What are you doing?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

Oh Hai Epifanny!

How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Oh Hai there Sush!

I need to go out soon, I need to get drunks :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

Pfft!

I am not well enough to booze :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

Im well tired, but I want to meat up with the loverly skiing people :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

Fair enough.

Well don't drink before you ski ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

I did last time and hurt myself, I dont know if I actually will ski tho

maybe just go up to the village and drink snakebites and chat to pretty ladies

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

Sweet!

Get them to get their norks out!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

Not gonna happen yet, maybe on the holiday!

Anywhos,
Have a fun friday night /board!
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

OH HAI.

IM DRAWING WITHOUT LOOKING.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

Oh fuck that looks awesome!

I may try that when I get back from skiing with snakebite :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

Kallus did the best.

I think he won a prize or something. I forget.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

I think mine will be better, remind me if I come back later

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

I will try.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

I am also reading Thud! again

and eagerly awaiting Watchmen to get its saggy arse onto a cinema screen. I have ordered the graphic novel.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

You can Read!!!!

Madness!
I played a bit of cods online, was 8 for 0 then had to have dinner :(
So I had to leave the game.
Now I have to go out soon and drinks stuffs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

Did you join some sort of skiing group or something?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

Yes, I was a member last year aswell, its mega fun

basically theres not alot of skiing and a hell of a lot of drinking :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Awesome.

Where do you ski?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

Sheffield Ski Village,

we went to les arcs last january tho, for actual skiing, and are going val thorens this year for real skiing and drinking.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

I went there once.

Do they still have the terrible fake slope stuff that is just like a white rope net or have they got snow machines now?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

Terrible fake slope, thats why I never actually ski there,

I did ski in castleford for ski2help, but thats a real snow tiny slope so not so fun.
I prefer mountains!

Also
bye!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

I'm thinking

of putting all 12 (+ annotations )watchmen comics into a huge PDF book ad putting on the interweb for criminals and b3tans to download. Is this, in your opinion, a good idea?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

I would like that!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

I dont know what it is, but I would download it and look at it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

I detect a trap.

Begone disguise cop!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

Oh ok.

Nevermind. The lemon has spoiled it for everyone. I would have followed up with the full series of V for Vendetta and all 12 copies of Steampunk ( which are rare as rocking horse shit ).
I shall console myself with the very rare full length Dr Strange movie :)

Edit: I have all those with that preacher fella in too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

Also:

Yes please. I will return my copy when it arrives if you do.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

I'm going to

attempt to play world of warcraft again ( which is not as easy as it sounds since the new patch ) and drink vast quantities of beer. No doubt ending the night calling somebody a cunt on b3ta.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

More Beer you cunt!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

got to keep the beer levels

up lest my guard slips and I stop upsetting people here or heaven forfend, find nothing to moan at.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

Haha!

there will always be shit to moan at
And if there isnt, post something shit and moan at yourself :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

It will not happen

It has never happened and never will.
Just take deep breaths if you feel you are getting too "nice".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

Thank you for

the kind words of support in what has been a difficult year.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

i am making a patchwork blanket

i know that's boring as fuck, but i'm skint and it's cold.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

Patchwork, fancy, does it have geeraffes on it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

nope, it's all woolen squares

i've hand-knitted every single bloody one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

You have 3 options

1. Keep the quilt because you are poor and cold.
2. Sell the quilt for money to buy petrol. Drink some to forget your poorness and burn the rest to remove the cold.
3. Burn the quilt while wearing it. Removes quilt, poorness and yourself :(

Do not choose option 3.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

the quilt is a gift for my niece

i shall have hot tea and wear my dressing gown.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

I'm going to watch the

second in a trilogy of Danish films. Arty, eh?
Mind you they're about drug dealers and have lots of violence...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

Do they contain porn?

All good foreign films do

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

oh yes

the odd gratuitious scene or two.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

Good stuffs :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

I have just got off the phone to the STUPID woman at the Ruby house

who after my repeating it 4 times, still couldn't understand SAG ALOO.
I fear I might end up with a saggy loo or something.
In other news... ello Piffy!
(your nick always makes me think of the film "Angel Heart")

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

Its from aliens!

:D

Actualy, my sig is, my name is a song by bad religion I like...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

epiphany is not hudson

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

'ning peeps!

Have an extremely subtle one...

filename might help...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

Yays

Madonna dressed as a gay guy!.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

~~dressed as~~ is

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

~~Gay~~ Guy Richie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Not any more.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

She is a gay man in a woman's body

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Don't say that.

This period is about the only time " I would totally do that" as the kids and idiot ham shanks would say.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

oh noes!

pasanonic sexuality is brought into question!

shock news at 18.24

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Hey I'm all good with that ( as the kids.. etc )

I mean I would totally do a guy up the wrong un if it got him to stop sleeping on my lawn at night making noises like a llama.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

*makes notes*

*practises llama noises*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

form a queue

and no fighting. Preference will be given to those with pizza.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

hmmm

*practices llama noise*

edit: I'm too slow for this board

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bobzarkoff, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

She has a woman's body?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

she keeps it in the trunk (yes i said trunk) of her car

BOOT

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

saying it in a southern baptist preacher voice won't make it any more true

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

Arf!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

ELEPHANT CARS

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

its getting dark and i cant see my keyboard

and im hungry
Yay three friends on faceache :D woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

Gaz me your name on faecalboosh and I'll add ya!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

just search for SkUG

and its the one with SkUGosarus on it :D
possibly www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=749334397&hiq=skug
i'm not very good with links :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

Added

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

get a room

you farcebook 'tards ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

you can join too

Your image of SkUGosaurus is on there too :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

haha. That's a kind offer.

But sadly I'm not a member of this horrendous club and never shall be.

I just can't understand people who want to blog their entire lives on the internet and have the temerity to think that
a: anyone gives a fuck
b: there are absolutely no perverts or murderers fantasising about how easy a target you are
c: That shit you did last weekend isn't gonna get you fired now that human resources are actively studying the emospace pages of staff in a bid to find anything disreputable.

It's like a diary. If you are still doing that shit past the age of 14 then you are quite possibly the ugly girl with no friends.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

i don't agree with blogs... facebook isn't a blog

its a place to keep in contact like friends reignitied but its free and got pictures :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

Yay 6 friends :D

YEAH! now i've got more internet friends than real friends - woo! :D
6 10 11!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

Im not going to be friends with that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

K&===jsdf

can't see keyboard :( is what i was trying to type... (too dark!)
righty im gonna go eat some foods and pump my asthma pump alot because my lungs aren't working
catcha later b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

Haha, that reminds me of the ginger

Irishman in Family Guy. "Yeah that's right, I said trunk, big whoop wanna fight about it?"

bigwhoopwannafightaboutit.ytmnd.com/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

not really

she just has two water balloons filled with lard and she tucks her cock between her legs.

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

i'll wager that body has never been......

actually, it probably has.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

Hello matey!

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Lo!

Not bad ta, and yourself?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

Pretty frickin' ace, ta...

It's FRIDAY! \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

Hey

How did you get on with the HD?

(

bobzarkoff, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

Is ready for the hud?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

Oh fucking hell

*pokes in ribs*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

*jumps*

'lo lully!

*manhandles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

lol

you've tagged it :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

Haha, I have haven't I?

Force of habit =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

dude look like a lady...

do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

groan!

I didn't need the filename at all...

*lies*

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

aces

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

hahahaha, the stupid old tart

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

Arfs!

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Chunders!

Yay, hello bloke!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

The future's dark...

(

spawn, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

*immediately thinks of Batman*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

*immediately thinks of monkdagola thinking of Batman*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

*Dribbles on keyboard*

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

*struggles to think at all*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

*struggles with batman

and thinks of keyboard dribbling?*

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

*trampoline*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

dammit now i can't help imaginging women bouncing on a trampoline!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

We all do really.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

I bought a trampoline

now all i need is a lady...
any voulouneers? (that are actually ladies)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

ME ME ME ME

Oh, damn your sexist rules :(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

fine

*offers trampoline* *turns away*
be quick!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

Now we're lady brothers!

/Fosters HOme blog.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

i like cereal

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

I liek chocolate milk!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

arf!

i liiiiiiike this game

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

Cheese rules!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

yes.

yes he does.
*drinks chocolate milk from a plant pot*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

You're lacking toes and intolerent about it!

FLAMING BUNNIES!!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

HOT! ROD! FLAMES!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

i wondered where those tins of beans went...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Speaking of

apple sauce and dynamite I answered your query.

edit:/ judging by the message in my inbox you know this by now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

I'm on their

"Razor" plan... £18 a month, one month contract.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

Goths ≠ emos

Oh yeah: hahaha good joke

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

quite right

goth is an androgynous moody off-shoot of punk whereas emo is something entirely different ...

(

kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

Heh

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

geek:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

geekrofl

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

*Is tempted to colourmatch that and check*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

Now you've said that, i'm going to.

It'll bug me else.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

it bugs me too but i have a flaw

im lazy
did it?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

It's all of teh correct.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

Did you check the real Orange one?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

#F56123 apparently

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

HAD TO FUCKING SPOIL IT DIDN'T YOU?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH THEN RAPPOLA :P

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

MAYBE WE LOOKED AT A DIFFERENT SOURCE.

MY RESEARCH IS JUST FINE, THANKYOU.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

THEN YOU ARE WRONG.

MY SOURCE WAS THE ORANGE WEBSITE. FRESH.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

You got lucky.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

Haha :D

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

EASYJET!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

ORANGE BOX!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

Fred Jack

sorry to Dibnah on you but I gotta file that wont load..its in b3tards where its perfect..but on b3ta it wont preview. wtf am i doing wrong? SORTED! B3ta doesnt like the Spanish wordies

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

Maybe the ó

in the filename is effing it up for you.

(

spawn, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

You are a genius

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

IT IS NOT EVEN IN HORNSEY

AND MY POST DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PICTURE. EYE FOR AN EYE.

(

my mum, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

The first sentence of your profile is a truism....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

YES IT IS

and you may also notice that the second part of my profile is a counter where people voted 'none of the above' to some sort of 'who do I want to kiss most cos they are bestest at drawing' contest you, Mr Whoop Whoop, were running. 827 people, from this board, thought you were a dick.

The third part is genius.

Now, I'm just trying to point out that there is no Miso noodle place in Hornsey. I hope that is clear, let me know if you disagree.
[ignores]

(

my mum, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

did someone say horses?

EXTREME HORSES!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post277022

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

YEAH!

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post277022

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Epic!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

HORSES!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

NOT SEAM HORSES!

EXSTREAME HORSES!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

I love them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

this wins.

i dunno what,though.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

haha

Best of all the old gods.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

YOURE DOING IT WRONG!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

Is this any better?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

loffle

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

very convincing I almost missed it

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

Hahaha

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

I requier a link

and a theme tune

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

Sorry

But if my camera was charged I could link you tattoo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

all the things she said, all the things she said

running through my head
aaarrgg * hums *

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

FEEEM CHOON

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

This is too good

Ambassador you are spoiling us

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

hahaha

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

Horus Goes Skiing

bigger!

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

I think

I love you

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You are the king :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

It's just getting better and better

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

Oh you just have to show off with your artiness!:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Hahahaha

One of the first games I had that was.

(

slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

THis gets a click each time it's posted.

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

That is pure joy

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

HORSE!

I have no idea what is going on...

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

that is fantastic!

I think this would win next weeks compo ideas :D
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post277022

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

What a lovely idea :)

I have just clicked

and thank you very much... you mad fool

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

FUCK YEAH!!

(

arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

EXTREME NOT SEAMS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

IT'S GOT A MOHICAN AND A CHAINSAW FOR A COCK

I'D SAY THATS PRETTY FUCKIGN EXTREME FOR A HORSE...

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

so has my horses...

ok ok no they don't but SEAMS!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

Your mum!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

whut?

I love your profile text. You sound like a real crazy diamond.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

you seem like a funny chap.

have a lolly.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

ooh ta

*nomsucks*

Hey, this is just a frozen dog toilet!! :(

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

what was that thing with that guy and his "chicken lollies"

just a frozen lump of chicken on a lolly stick... that where great
lea and perring was it or something?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

*sets fire*

SHINE ON NOW YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

SHIIIIIIINE OH FUCK IT HURRRTS MAKE IT STOP OH GOD

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

I didnt set fire to you :(

I set fire to your mum, not your mother though. Your Mum the user on b3ta innit.

EDIT: And I just realised his name is My Mum :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES

I've just replied to an email from MR HASLET.

MR FUCKING HASLET.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

Has set what?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

The names Haslet,

Wylde Haslet

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

*points*

Good afternoon everybody :)

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

you seem like a funny chap

have a lolly.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

hahahaha!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

Ha ha ha!

SHES ON FUCKING FIRE!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

OH HAI LENINGRAD.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

Monochrome

Click for bigger (62KB)

(

mattyremf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

lol, wut?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

here have a space ship

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

NNNNNNNEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyowwm!

PEW! PEW! PEW!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

*waits*

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

What the fuck is that exactly?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

uhh heh i perhaps not reveal my source image

I think her name was brian.
edit : I think perhaps seeing a spaceship in that picture would have broken the Rorschach machine.

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

This is not a space ship ? It is a brian? >:(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

in my defence, brian looks like a spase ship tho

edit : hey maybe I could make this into a competition.

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

MAKE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN OR IMMA CUT YOU.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

ok but you might cut me anyway

its briana banks and her right handed friend.

edit : it think I just out eviled river ghost
edit 2 : heh time for the pub I think

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

that looks like a sexay spaceship!

(

slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)

I am evil!

I just convinced an American guest that if they've alreasy seen Stonehenge the have to go and see the Wood and the Straw henges!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

hahaha

America is like the worlds retarded baby. You know its trying but it keeps spazzing out and throwing shit everywhere.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

When he believed me I then told him the story of how

When the strawhenge was destroyed they moved to the woodhenge and when the Big Bad Wolf destroyed the woodhenge they moved to the stonehenge. He then told me he hated me.:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Pfffft.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Love it :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

There is a wood henge...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

It's behiiiind you!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

bitmap, lol

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

too brown

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

Game over, man. Game over.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

Nope

Definately Blacker than black

(

mattyremf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

racist!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

The Original

Has 9 sectors of different shades of black... but surely there is only one black and all other blacks are grey??? HUH??

(

mattyremf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Jesus, you're like Enoch Powell

GET OUT OF HERE, YOU HATER

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

I like

your use of colour

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

There's no chrome there!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

When will the BBC wake up and realize that fish fingers were meant to be that way round?

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

/Edmondson

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

In other news I just won my first two Matchmaking games on Halo 3 ever

...how sad.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

I have never played such a game

and i'm going to say "pfftt thats easy"

pffft thats easy! :P

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Pfffft you're not wrong

although I'm happy because I usually reach about 4th

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Jesus!

Christ the Redeemer in chocolate icing. Not poo.

Oh, and my boobs. Oops.

(head.fairy : born to speak all mirth and no matter, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

lol boobs

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

i never lol at boobies

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

Really?

There's plenty of hilarious ones about.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

but never around me

:-(

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

You shouldn't take sex so seriously

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

Sex?

what is this strange thing you talk of

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

Well when a man loves a sheep, he takes the shears and shaves the fucker bald

he then makes a lovely winter coat from the thick warm wool. And THAT is sex.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

oh dear.

you may have stumbled upon only one of 3 or 4 persons here that you did not want to ask that question of ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

nice

and so is the icing mini god.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

2 Christs 1 Cup?

Edit: naked TITS OR GTFO

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

I thoroughly endorse this image!

More of this sort of thing...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

Interesting lurkage.

I like his little hat. My nan's got a hat like that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

your confectionary

rendering of said latin american monument is stunning...

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

for some reason i read hairy fairy boobs

lol huge CDC (chocolately drawn cock)
Jesus!
edit : top quality lurkage

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

I've studied this really carefully

and cannot see the chocolate icing christ anywhere.

Is it an optical illusion? ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

Chocolate and boobs

I need to sell this somehow.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

My original response was going to be just

"Good fuckable tits"

...but then I realised the post I was hilariously referring to
was already too far down the board - and as most people
wouldn't have read it, I'd just look like
a right pervert.

Good fuckable tits.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

Stop explaining yourself,

now people think she hasn't got 'Good fuckable tits'

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

Mr. Hanky!

get your own

(

sinisterduck, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

Now

up to film "Two Girls, one Grail".

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

I now know all there is about VBA. And I wish I didn't

The spreadsheet is at gqwv3baa.joyent.us/pearl/pearlearring.zip

(chutneyweasel, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

not much about html though

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

lol

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

why repost in a new thread?

www.b3ta.com/board/8844235

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

GET OUT OF MY MIND.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

You have one?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

Its made of pate and springs and wallpaper paste.

And if you smell it, it sounds of yellow.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

I heard that if you stick your ear to it you can hear wellies!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

Lol yeah but u get all wallpaper paste in ur ear lol.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

chev

ron

(

slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

i said....

CHEEEEEVVVVRRROOOOOONNN!!!

(

slight yoinks!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

AND TAKE YOUR WEE WEE WITH YOU.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

not until i've done this

*tap dances*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

pow

right in the kisser

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

*murders fat people*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

Please define fat

*looks down at beer belly*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

Shut up, I'm twice the girth you are

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

mmm girth

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

I knew I should have said waist size.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

mmm waist

(

arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

Say that in the lad's direction.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

*waits*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

you've spelt it all wrong

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

*boink*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

letters:

this is where it's going to get confusing. I'd just edit your post and say it there if I were you. Because if you break the chevron we'll murdalise you to death.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

is that left or right...

(

arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

somewhere in the middle?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

I feel a chevron coming on

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

I feel one in the air too

FERNANDOOOOO

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

Riing Riiing Why don't you give me a call

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring obamaphoooone

edit: I left it just for you, petal.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

*applies chevron fix*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

I like cake :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

havent I seen this already?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

CONTINUE THE CHEVRON!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

*stomps*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH

To the right side!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

^____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________^

GOOOO WIDEFACE.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

spoink

(

arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

wideface is wide!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

BRAINS IS WIDER

(

arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

YOU ALL WIN THIS BADGER

you may now all sing
"I've got a badge but i'm not a badger" :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

What do you know about hamtouchery?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

*UNLURKS*

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

Hello sexy!

How do?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

ok ta :)

WEEKEND BECKONS LIKE A BECKONING THING

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

w00t!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

*decloaks*

*suprise sexes*
*re-cloaks*
*goes to the gym*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

I don't know what just happened but my bum feels all loose

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

This is very good!

But it was a few hours ago too!

Please dont repost in a new thread!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

Mmmm crunchy redex

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

yeah, like, no or whatever.

*sigh*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

It's you, it's really you!

*leaps*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)

You are the only person that gets excited over my being about.

*cuddle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

*wags tail*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

Awww. It's good you've not grown out of me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

You without me is like cornflakes without the milk

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

I am dry and brittle without your lubricating and soggifying qualities.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

And containing slightly less calcium and protein

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Come over here pud, sit on my knee and tell me a story

*pats lap*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

*plonks*

once there was a captain and she had loads of friends and it was all lovely and then most of them fucked off and the others decided they were too cool to talk to her any more and then she was left with barely any crew but she loved them all and then they all had cake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

Aw, that's nice.

*feels boob*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

Heart and soul on the table, you couldn't give a shit

and proceed to grope me. ME. Of all people. A certified girl.

Go on then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

*honk*

*bites back of neck*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

You always know what to say. *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

You and me babe.

North and South. East and West. Black and White. Light and Shade. Tory and Labour. Spunk and Fanny Batter.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

Truth and Justice.

*puts mask on*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

ooh

Pleasure and Pain

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

Here and not here

for I be off.

*hug* bye bye, gorgeous.

xxx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

Bye

Bye!!!!
xxx

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

Try drawing with your eyes closed.

Im quite happy with this. I feel with a little practice most of my work could be done in my sleep.

Post the results here or something.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

lol

this is fun

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)

lol roffle lol

now do a ~~skugosaurus~~ BARREL ROLL.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)

*puts shoe on head*

ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

oh fuck sonics here.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

tell him i said hi

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

You tell him.

You just drew him.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)

ARGH NOES!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

ARGH ARGH ARGH.

WHY SKUG? WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?

:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

i did?

what? uhoh *panics*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)

sonic is the new edmunds

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Yays. I didididid not see what I woz dooin'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

HA! HA! INTERNET FUN TIME. HA!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

lol

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)

He may only have one leg but hes got a massive cock.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

Yes!

fun fun fun

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

:D:D:D:D

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

HOW DOES IT SMELL??LOLololOLololOLOLOL

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

haha!

I made an anim :D

He is waving and saying hi to you all. Not exploding.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

hahah

this is special.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Ramsay has pug genes.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)

shopped pictures only please

woo!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)

haha!

It's...clobberin' time!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

I'm sure they're Levis!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

*waits for face to shatter*

I hate him by the way. I hate him with an absurdly intense vehemence.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

this is good

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)

and so it starts!!!!

(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

Cheesus then, instead of pudding?

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Oh God I want this so badly!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

I want to try that windsor red

i mean putting port into cheese and having a glass of port with your cheese - winnar!

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

I want all of them, port or no port.

stupid diet.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)

the wickle mouse

(1.618..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

cheesus

hhahaha!
Indeed

(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

heh heh

*toasts*

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

Toapopoap!

:D

Edit: What am I still doing here!!
*runs*

*waves*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)

Wasn't that presented by Steve Wright?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

blimey, is that the time?

*prepares to dash out of office*

byyyeeeeee!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)

Xmas pudding?

Didn't the X come from the way that St Peter got crucified as he thought himself not worthy to be cricified on the cross the same as Jesus'?
Therefore the Xmas would have not be known at that time.
I hate myself.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)

Actually St Peter was just crucified upside down

St Andrew was crucified on a Saltire - X shaped cross rather than a + shaped cross

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

What about St John Paul George Ringo?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)

He was crucified on a W shaped cross

Very painful

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

I thought it was just a lazy way of writing "Christ"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

So would half an X be the lazy way of writing Chris?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)

No, that's mental talk

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

Pendant!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

haha...

but wouldn't it be easter eggs? or hot cross buns?

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

i love it

woo yay!

(chlo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

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