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# I live in the attic

And optimising it didn't do it justce; it just needs modernising and vampire removal.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Nicely!
Compo finished yet?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# 1st of December
is the deadline IIRC.
You may vote here just by clicking!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HSvg56cxt5s

:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Always done for you :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# You are a Gent,
kind sir.

edit: they banned another of my vids this week; seriously upset, it was one of my finest :(
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That's quite spiffing.
I think that if you have a mahoosive unoptimised version then you should link it.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What he said.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I can't do CFB
I'm too stupid, but i'll put a better version in my profile in a minute, and cheat that way.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# just upload the massive one to b3ta image uploader and it does it all for you
you can do that as post a new message, but before you complete the post ( after upload ) just copy the text and edit this one with the new text.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I have a nice smile.
Seriously, when I try to do it the image appears on the board and everyone shouts at me. But a biggar one is in my profile now.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# no problem.
smile is enough ;)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *fanfares*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *see sig for comment*
woo :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# hahahaha, looking at and listen to squeeze
It does fit the music :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
Ace, but not quite as good as Dinosaur Allan
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# haha.
genuine TV room/place for empty beer cans and computers lol
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
TRUMPETS.



( I can't tell you how much this make me laugh, or indeed why ).

edit:/ forgive my ignorance. Your Trumpet man is bloody outstanding and was long ago clicked.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Woo
and a Yay of HUUUUge bigness
=)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fucking hell houpla!!

*thinks about watching SOP*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I was allways more of a trombone man myself.
I wont explain how its played
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# you need to remove two ribs don't you?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# well normally i need a second
but a vacuum cleaner and a sharp pencil have the same effect.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Are your mad skills part of your job?
If so, what job do you do? If you don't mind me asking.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I create new musical instruments for Jean Michelle JamJar to play
general 3d artist/animator doing various games/videos/projects for the last 14 years. Currently making Moviestorm teh free 3d film making package
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Cool. What games have you done?
Oooh I've seen that Moveistorm thing before. I'm not sure the integrated graphics card on my macbook will be up to it.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# it might be a bit slow, especially if you start directing multiple actors in a scene
I spent a while with Codemasters doing FMV sequences for Race Driver 2 and 3 and helping out on various driving games. Plus before that made a Pole Dancing game for the PC :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# if you ever get back to codemasters
please tell them to give up on MMO's, they are shit.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I was there when they were trying to do their first one
what was that called, cost them a fortune, had some beautiful art, but then never properly came out...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# was that possibly Jumpgate?
looked fantastic, failed miserably ( they are or have just realeased jumpgate 2 I think )

They just don't seem to be able to pull it off, it always looks cheap and nasty and never works for a community. ( Archlord Overlord, D&D online, LOTR online ).

They got all the best franchises and proceeded to fuck them up. Give it all to Blizzard ffs ;)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# no it was a big warcrafty thing
Dragon Empires, that was it
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I'm about to download
moviestorm now. Should one get acquainted with the software and find it useful is it possible to make paks for the community or does it require the use of my other 3d stuff to make models and import them? Or is there an SDK? What colour are your pants? No more questions.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# It needs a bit of 3d know how to import stuff at the moment
but there are ways of getting Sketchup models in, and I think Blander users may be able to magic stuff up if they try hard enough.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ah ok. If you can use blender and sketchup
I don't think it's too far a leap to get things from Poser via Z-brush to work.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I will listen from a distance.
Amazing. I mean...WOO!

There's a band called Butt Trumpet. I like their tune Flannel in Seattle. I imagine he might be playing that.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *Buys twelvety*
woo yay
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Brown Jazz.....nice!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Have you had to hand in your LBP Beta?
pissing annoying this delay
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I got onto the beta, but didn't have my PS3 with me.
Finally got my PS3, but then couldn't connect it to my monitor. Can't go from HDMI to VGA without spending an extra £60. :(

I did get a small go on it though, while I was at home. I love Stephen Fry...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# the beta ended lastweek..basically they locked it so it doesn't start :(

bloody Muslims and their touchy religion :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# yay
PARPET
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# very nice!
What has happened to the poor chap's right arm?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# wowee
best thing i've seen so far
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Yay!
I saw that on Songs of Praise and wondered where I could get one.
Now I know!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Very Cheeky
I prefer the buglers at the start of Monty Python & The Holy Grail though

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nf6wZFMWJeU
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Most w00t
brilliant concept!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Whoever can guess what band this guy is in, can have some of my Smarties.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# the deformed hand band?
:P
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Good guess, but no. :]
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# nice pic title
unless "you cheat" is the name of the band...

:)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Isn't.
You cheaty cheat. x]
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Reformed sand gland?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# The Carpenters
=)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahah
no. x]
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *click*
:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Paramore shit hotel cant spell cities Lindisfarne are awesome?
Roger Rabbit?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
not quite.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Slipknot
or Shawaddywaddy
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *jimmy savilles in HT's face*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahah
very close.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Really? Stray Cats then?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Nope.
:]
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Slipwaddy?
Shawaddyknot?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Surfin Wagner?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I think
yes.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# finally
it seems killerkitti won't confirm or deny this as she replied to everyone but me.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Los Straightjackets?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# WWF Allstars?
Sorry it's the gey mask and top!
:P
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Korn
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Nope.
:3
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Band Aid?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# ...No...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Also,
What do you want Muntjak for?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
I found out what one was last night. And so I want one as a pet but mofaha said it'd get lonely, so I wanted two, but he said they'd still be lonely, so I said three and he said they'd fight, so I said four and he told me they need leaves...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Nice filename.
Is it the Donnington Parish Brass Band - available for all occasions?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Jebus!
COuld be any of The Vis Kei bands! Are they Japanese?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Nope.
:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Welsh?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Strapping Young Lad?
Is Devin Townsend?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
12. The Subtle Difference Between Men and Women

(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I don't get it...
:/
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This might help.
In which way does the woman want his babies and in which way does the man want his babies.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *bingo noises*
EDIT: althouhh it's more on the interpretation rather than the actuality.. er... yup.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# maybe the man meant Jelly Babies, due to his waiting in line so long to see the celebrity that he had suffered low blood sugar?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that was the woman
hence the sex as some form of non monetary payment for said chewy glucose delights.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# makes sense
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# she's not going to get them though
he's already eaten them all.. that's celebrities for you though. what a bunch of bastards.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I made you some science tea
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# loks tasty
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# its aproximately 4x as strong as normal tea and
now in a handy paste form
and here is a list of the equipment you will need:

camping stove
jar of cane sugar
4 teabags
teapot with tea repository filter catchment thingy. (woolworths £10)
glass thermomitor (science museaum)
large scency looking thing (on the left)
speaker
and finally a cheap television
you may want to use some wooden shelving or a computer to put this all on.

method:
once you have the ... oh crap i forgot the water and the shitting kettle.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# nothing says a nice cup of refreshing tea like a thick scientific paste
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# An open flame in the lab?
With the solvents about?
Are you mad?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I would quite like some science tea please.
Also: I just downloaded the anarchists cookbook. I am now timing how long it takes for the police to show up and arrest me.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# it depends how foreign your last name sounds to how quick they get round i think.
also be careful as I'm not sure if the anarchists cookbook or the jolly roger that was supposedly released by the CIA and full of stuff that is likely to blow up in your face to get rid of potentional bomb makers.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Roffle I just want some smoke bombs for bonfire night.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I have enough tea for everyone
but it might be a bit sugary as i ran out of mugs and have to use the jam jar.

edit : ok
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/science_lemon_tea5.jpg
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# don't much care for the colour of that
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yes :( its the low light thingy on my camera picking up
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00dr4t2
as with the horror writer in this episode of
"The Penny Dreadfuls Present: More Brothers Faversham"
from last sunday I have to avoid direct sunlight.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Oooooooh.
Hahahahah, I get it.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I love this.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :)
thanking you :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# tee hee,found him
sry about the quality of this pic,use the link plz :)"Image HostingClick For big
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# did you draw this?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Or...
Did you draw this, Matt?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# prepare yourself
they're coming
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Save yourself the trouble and try this handy link
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# bloody hell, i'm good today!
that took me all of 2 seconds!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ah but did you find
the dog bone?....well theres none so dont bother looking
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# In sideshow Mel's hair ...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I found a camel toe just above the happy little elf
does that count?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# This took more effort than the result would sugest.

Orgiginally i wanted to create a wasp that had several guns
attached to it like some kind of vietnam huey wasp. I beleive
I should link to the source pic of the wasp as the original
phtographer of the wasp would allow me to use the picture
if I didnt resize or change it in any way prvoded there was a link.
So I had to put the wasp in my completed picture before resize.
thus I resized the picture I was making. proof if it was needed
that Im a total cunt. distorting the meaning of the rules set down.
However I'm not so bad as to use this source without
supplying the required link and dobbing myself in at the same
time.

ladies and gentlemen, for your veiwing pleasure, please welcome,
your friend and mine; the original wasp4260 (Polistes gallicus).
All the way from NaturePhoto-CZ and boy his arms are tired.

www.naturephoto-cz.com/wasp:polistes-gallicus-photo-4260.html

I would advise anyone not to read my posts possibly gloss over it
or use the ignore button. I'm not here for fame and fortune.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Heh
my total confusion comes from the fact that it would be really easy to get another picture of a wasp that didn't have such ludicrous conditions attached.
I admire your perseverence but question its appropriateness :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# sometimes true art as with madness
is in the method
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# In the timeless words of Morrisey,
"I dunno".
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ^ This ^
Although I'm confused as to why someone would put an unwatermarked picture on the internet and impose restrictions on it afterwards.

*spam* www.amiatwat.com *spam*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Now thats
dedication and effort
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# All I can possibly say in response is...
GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
#
wonderful.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
He gonna to got to DA CHOPPA!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# fake, no diver.


Click for bigger (208KB)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Here you go Mr Otterby
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# fucking hell, that is amazing
wooooooooooooo

*click*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# extremely nice, and by coinkydink
I have just this minute started on some robot sketching.



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I declare this Roboto Saturday!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I concur
=)

I miss painter, my demo ran out years ago =)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# That is terrible news.
I can't live without it.

I'm trying to paint with tattyshop but everything just takes so long. Here I have barely got the start of my underpainting and it has took me hours because I just can't get the same response from my wacom or get the same effects as I do with painter. The same time in painter and I'd not be far off my finishing touches.


Click for bigger (295KB)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# and you got a wacom
I am deeply jealous of you.

You can often speed up tatty shop by making the spacing of the brush bigger. Dont have it really tight and the darn thing works a charm =)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I desperately want a Cintiq
But there is no way in hell I can justify that price.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# it justifies the price itself
must get a lottery ticket tonight =)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I can't either.
And then I kind of talked myself into it, but then I see one better and so on. I'm still really close to getting a 21X regardless of the cost.

edit:/ I don't want much, just a setup like this



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(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# am now
deeply jealous. You lucky bugger. =)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# sweet robot
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Nice robot!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# thank you
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i like this...
...alot!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Nicely done as ever.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# finished


Click for bigger (378KB)



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(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I remember when I saw
this before that I had a hard time not pointing out that a rottweiler is not a gun dog ;)

but a rotty with a gun, I don't know.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# needs a strong dog to carry it
plus one that will also rip a man's throat out
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Pfft.
My second rotty died not so long ago and can assure you that both of them were more likely to kill you by licking you to death.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yes, but I doubt you kicked yours in the balls every day
so it would kill
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I've only had bitches ( me two, my aunt two my sister one )
so I can't comment on the results of knacker abuse but my kid used to ride my dog like a donkey. A much maligned breed.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# a dog is only as good as its owner
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# fuck me.
Something went terribly wrong with mine then.

They were soft as shite.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# It went all wrong with you thinking a rottweiler is not a gun dog
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's not, you incompetent half-wit.
It's a working cart dog and was always bred as such.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# A working cart with gatling guns on it
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# oh you!
;)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ^^this
i have a collie x rottie [a rollie!] and he is the softest, most bombproof dog we've ever known; we've even actually TRIED to piss him off but it just doesn't happen.
An ex-policedog trainer who went on to work with army-trained dogs was similarly impressed with his temperament - and wanted to buy him off us on the spot, an offer we probably should have taken as i'm sure he's wasted being just a family pet.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# seams great to me
I do like the texture effect
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# what seams
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# oh that wasnt me LOL
my little brother snuck into my room and typed that
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# stfu n00b, LAWL!!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I made a mess in the kitchen...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# fantastic work!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# This is unfathomably woo
:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *glees*
fantastic!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# thanks.. but...
I have also dyed my fingers brown.. I hope it wears off before work on Monday :(
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# TEEHEE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FINGERED SOMEONES BUTT.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# is gonna be very hard to explain
indeed ...

by the way, I am working on a new project and I need help.. I need food stuffs that rhyme... any ideas?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# for example, Ham, Spam & Jam flan...
...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# biscuit/brisket
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# toffee/coffee
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# steak/cake
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# excellent.. thanks :)
more more!!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ^ and also hake
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ooh..
what's brisket? do they sell it at tescos?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it's a meat by-product
i think
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# brisket is any
cut of beef, lamb, pig whatever that comes from the breast.

Basically cow's tits.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# so..
cows tit brisket & digestive biscuits?

yum.. I think I might be sick next weekend...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hmmm
bran-flake milk shake with a peppered steak and hake cake.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ahh.. I already had hake..
Baked Hake in a Cadbury Flake lake :)

nouvelle cuisine at it's worst.. erm, best!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# custard/mustard
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Cheese and Geese motherfucker!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# VEGETERBALLS AND TOFOO
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# your rhymin' skills are weak, mofaha
but you are a wonderful cook
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hmmn...
Salad Greens
Pork & Beans
Fresh Sardines
Pecan Pralines
"Lean Cuisines"
chicken supreme
chocolate icecream
onion bajhee
nice cup of tea
or mug of coffee
treacle and toffee
chilli con carne
Cauliflower Cheese
Carrots with Peas

Fresh bread rolls
Doughnut holes
lamb casserole
Ice Cream Bowls
plaice or sole

A candied Yam
tin of Spam
Rack of Lamb
Toast & Jam
Halfshell Clam

Pepperoni
Macaroni
Riceroni
Rigatoni
Baloney
Ice Cream Coney?

A juicy steak
Ice cream cake
Shake n Bake

Oreo's
Spaghettio's
Mashed potatoes
Fried green tomatoes

Saag aloo
beef and veg stew
rice and tofu

nut roast
buttered toast

cod'n'chips
walnut whips
dairylea dips
packet of Skips
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!! thanks :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# fancy
googling the bible forums!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Wow, top work :D
It looks like strawberry/liquorice/other flavour bootlaces.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# This is very woo.
Nice work.



*spam* www.amiatwat.com *spam*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i am amazing
after 5 refreshes
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Haha.
That's the only downside, refreshing can make you appear better. I've just added "If you refreshed this page to get a different answer... you're a twat."

It's still random though. :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# zOMG
teh rei!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# this is all kinds of woo
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I likes your mess
:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I am available..
for birthday parties & bahmitzas :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# OH FUCK
that is AMAZING!

(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# mmmph..
I am feeling your woo! thanks
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# this wins pretty much everything
ps that oil bit is a waste of time actually.

*clicks
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# That's truely wonderful!
Top work my lovely!
*click*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# The Aceness
flows from within

Woo and a Click for the wins =)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# seven
different types of awesome!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# this is the best!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# ...

Poor little JP II always was the special one in his class.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# do not insult a former voice of the lord god almighty
/former catholic lol
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# roffle
that's ace
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i cannot do a proper gnops :(
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# 3 cock gob!
WOULD
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Haha, awesome!
Proper gnops just require practise! Work on it!

But more of the above please as well :3
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# This is good
Looks like pics that phone function takes!

Woo!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
wood


*thunk*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# i've a bonk on
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# she looks so sexay now
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Looks just like
Vanessa Ferlito
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# you do good things
Woo!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Just added this to my new project


If you have something you can add to www.amiatwat.com feel free to GAZ me or reply to this thread.

Words or pictures are fine and will all be considered and credit will be given to all b3tans who add to the list. See my profile for more info.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# wider :D
hehe
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hehe
I was surprised when I uploaded it that it was only 30k. I wish I could still optimise that well.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Let me grab a template for you.

EDIT: Ther ya go.

(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think the tiredness is reaching your typing fingers,
I didn't understand a word of that. :)

EDIT: Added
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I think it's crazy internet hacker speak or something
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I think he is trying to crack
teh uplaod codez
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# l3+ m3 9r4p 4 +3mp|4+3 4 u
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Yes
That is what I was trying to say!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# i had no problem reading that...
OH NOES!!!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# fu|<1|\| 1337
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I think he's
dyslexic and you are all cunts for taking the piss ;)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah about 20 hours sleep in four days!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# pussy!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I doubt that's the reason
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# BIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# i would like twat.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# And I'd like a gold plated Rolls Royce
filled with oiled up strippers but now thanks to the credit crunch I'm stuck with an F-reg Nissan and a Tuesday afternoon lap-dancer.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you're doing a hell of a lot better than me
a have a pair of legs and a pair of binoculars
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# who is that?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Your dad
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


No, seriously :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# "Nope, you're just a cunt."
would be a good one...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Added in
Many thanks.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Twat? No.
As much use as tits on fish? Absolutely.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Added in.
Ta muchly.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Our resident spider
I can assure you all, hand on heart that this has not been edited or shopped in any way.

My wife took the pic, and this is the actual jpg off the camera.



Click for bigger (163KB)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Those eyes are pretty scary!
I think you should animate.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# DO NOT WANT


Click for bigger (119KB)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# better pic than i got
gutted i was in london when they started moving it :(
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# did you white out the poor little thing then?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# is it Sunday?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# spider
We tend not to evict spiders, so it'll still be wandering about somewhere. That was about 2 years ago too, so whether the one crashing about now is the same one I don't know.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you probably blinded the fucker
with the flash....


...good work!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# an evil spider killed my favourite house spider. I took great pleasure in avenging it.
it was the last time i squashed a spider.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# last time i killed on was
when it dropped in front of me onto my keyboard

i fucking hate spiders, but i can deal with them when they're not jumping out in front of me, or running towards me
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# you pussy. you probabbly shrieked as well didn't you?
I've grown up with all manner of spiders
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i did actually jump backwards
but no sound came out untill ...


"ARGH YOU FUCKER...DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE"
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# poor little spider
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# wasn't fucking little
it managed to press one of the laptop keys down!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# crikey. that's large.
poor big spider
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Sorry I just don't believe you.
You have a wife?!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# manwife?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# and this is how people are judged
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hello kebab, no one seems to be talking to you :(
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I know, and i'm really bored
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# you say something?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yes i did. I have started to ramble as i have consumed a fair quantity of booze
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You're an aussie
what else would you be doing?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# surfing and eating barbeque
:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# it's midnight.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# and that's a reason to stop?
someone's got a torch, man
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# i also live a fair way from the beach
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# you'll break australia with your crazy antics, man
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# everyone else can kiss my arse before they fuck off
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# proof reading my thesis, sleeping, working on an assignment or studying
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# beer is more fun
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# im drinking scotch
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Aaaaaw
We love you really!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I had one of those before I moved to Leeds.
I called him Steve, and he followed me around every night :)

He was the biggest spider I've seen in the house, so I was sure it was the same guy each time. I liked him and miss him a little bit.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# that story make me sad
:'(
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# It makes me sad that I don't see him any more.
He used to follow me everywhere, he would even sneak under the gap in the bathroom door and come say hello while I was pooping :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# In the cfb
Does anyone else see a light brown alien piloting a dark brown octopod robot?
Boris the alien

Eyes, mouth spread across the entire body, clearly visible is also its left arm.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I want a fucking NERF gun.
NOW.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# is that a FleshLight?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# FleshLights wish they were as cool as NERF guns.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# tis a nurf of much glee
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# how 'bout a fleshlight gun!
many happy funtime for all
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# i have one
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# a fleshlight gun
now that would be an interesting weapon
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I wouldn't mind a flesh light either
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# fucking hell they're bloody expensive.
and why the fuck do they have women modeling them? These things are not going to make you more attractive. They look to happy to be on the rag, so it's not a case 'oh my bloodtap is leaking, here shag this' ffs.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I assume sir has seen this
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# WANT
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# OH MY LORD.
No I haven't, but it's basic knowledge that Nerf guns fucking rule. You have just proved my point as well.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# YO MOMMA!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
I love NERF! :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I lied about stopping

They watch me to make sure I draw them
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# woosome
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I really like the style

reminds me of Moebius
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# reminds me of Brendan McCarthys work a little....nice.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Traced from a drawing I did


The DBR MkI
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# the DBR Mk1? The David Brown Robot?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Double Boiler Robot
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# so this is a steam powered robot
I look forward to the day when people are no longer people but robots. It will be nice and logical
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Proper Robot =)
Has anyone go anything they want colouring in, am bored plopless here.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# you can colour that in if you want
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# already am
=)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you can have a go at this if you want
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Heres three for you to colour in, that should keep you busy :)
Clicky clicky for bigger (right click 'new tab')





(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I know, I'm late to the bandwagon...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
he

EDIT: hahaha Wargames is on Film4.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# nice one
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaa!
/family guy
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I have a graphics tablet :D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# yays
*does the willy dance*
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Yay!
\o/
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :) yay
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *envies*
Woo!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Graphics tablets
are ace for drawing bunnies and willies
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# More biting political satire...
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Have a pearoast in leiu of a woo
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# aaaaargh
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome WiLs!

:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# i too will be using upside down dogs
as opposed to kittens and right side up dogs in future silliness.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# 2candidates1election.com
?

/edit: he seems pleasantly surprised
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
O yes!

this is as political as I'll go today
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# that is fucking fantastic!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# extra clickage for usage of upside down dogs!!!!!
EDIT: I checked the site again and laughed myself to tears. It's totally awesome.
upsidedowndogs.com/
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I've been too deep in my jars for anything creative, so have a random Bush gnop.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Gnops time? Righto.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Is it gnops o'clocks?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# top oh teh gnops
and raise u a mclaren
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# +s
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Gnops'
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha I love that
Have a pork gnops:
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Woo!
Does the lipstick make him feel pretty?
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# nongnoppage.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# This makes him look strangely normal.

your shopping skillzors are unprecedented
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Yes
I'll hold him down and you get the iron.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# fucking ace
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

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