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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

the horn

you have it

edit: and that is just PERFECT for adding hats to

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

Pweeep pweeep peeep

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

What on earth have you done to that snail?

Loverly stuff.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

That's an ace hat!

And an ace trumpet!
*CLICKS I LIKE THIS IN HOPE OF HAVING IT WHEN THE NEXT LOT COME OUT*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

TUBA!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8852130

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

no, a euphonium is smaller than

a euphonium is smaller thana tuba . . . that icon is clearly massive but far away C]:0D
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

QUIERO BAILAR LA SALSA!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

You phoney

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

*votes*

*buggers*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

oh, that has to be clicked!

Just think of the hats!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

that is not an icon

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

. . .

THIS is an icon

tee hee!

/Crocodile Dundee
eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

Parp!

(Astatine, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

not really worth it's own thread

nice idea, poor execution
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7676873.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

asfdasdfas

fasdfasdf

EDIT:

asdfasdf

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

don't forget

lii23hr=0npaw09viha,nszkuaiyudy213

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

but but but

123erfghjm,oiuygtfrdsza?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

NONSENSE

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

YENSENSE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

YINSENSE!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

I'm mugging you

Give me your mug!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

*takes coffee mug from adjoining desk and gives it to floppy*

Oh, well, if you must

*sniggers*

*strokes her tea mug lovingly*

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

*Coffee mug mugging dance*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

I think it's rather good!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

not really worth it's own thread

but i'll post it anyway

;-)

had to filename but have a woo!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

yeh i know

i was going to bung it in with tony. but scrolling down the board, it meets current standards.
although having said that, there's some good stuff i missed.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

im upset i missed the lighthouse rush

i liked that :-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

i saw that in passing

and enjoyed it immensely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

I think it's rather good.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

You nutter!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

this confuses me

as did the angles on mine.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

yes.

I posted this to calm you. This is a proper example of a decentish idea very poorly executed.

I think I'd make a better job of it now. My photoshop knowledge stretched to minor clone brush usage back then, but I've recently become acquainted with some other thingies.
Edit: like the heal brush, and the perspective tool... though still can't use them that well.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

there's a heal brush?

i will search it out next time, i still only use a tiny amount of the stuff that's there, god only knows what most of it is for, cut and paste ftw.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

yes

the heal brush is lovely. use the patch thing. select and area, move it do a desirable part of the pic, and presto! the preselected area is nicely healed with the other part of the pic. just found it out recently, and it's brill. speeds the whole covering someone up with the background job.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

That post is offensive to muslims

probably, but then what isn't?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahaha

"Why is it that I can't take a 110ml bottle of water on a plane - but yet I can buy a bottle of whisky on board?"

"Oh no - it's quite safe - Muslims don't drink"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

hahahaha

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ha Ha!

I shall be stealing that and passing it off as my own

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

au contraire

i have provided the publisher with a marketing idea and anyone offended by the work with a useful disposal solution. my invoice is in the post.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

I got it

I just wanted to bash a religion that I know nothing about

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

There's a Asian gentemen presenting a kiddies tv show

on beeb one right now!!
He's even got a turban on!!!!
*Writes to the Daily Mail*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

Disgraceful

Deport him back to bongo-bongo land immediatly!

I felt dirty typing that

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

I was going to type"Fucking Paki"

instead of Asian Gentlemen, but thought better of it!
;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Yes, it's hard to type an inflection to show people you are joking

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

I think it's a built in b3ta thing,that we know when one of us is joking,

and when someone is making a genuine racist comment.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

you only need to worry if it has a fuse sticking out of it

haven't you seen the warning posters.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

mona lisa

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killersquid is working for the weekend, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

That's amazing

When did you photograph Tony?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

last wednesday

outside the CoOp

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

he seems to be going back up in the world

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

still needs to be hung for war crimes if you ask me

that'll wipe the smug smile off his shitting face

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

you have more chance of

n00bie tuesday becoming a "thing of the past"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

at least n00bie tuesday offers the chance to vent spleen on unsuspecting bedwetter-types

whereas Blair is a shitehawk who needs a good kicking

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

He was standing there and starts banging on about Iraq!

I said' Don't get me started on Middle Eastern politics. I bumped into Geoff Hoon in Boots earlier. I've had it up to here.'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

time to go home

I read that as "I bumped off Geoff Hoon in Boots earlier."

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

...i see...

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

New image challenge?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

*yawn*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

Your world is full of quite pretty women who, to you, look like Tony Blair.

On behalf of the Pfizer Testing Dept, I'd like to apologise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

Pffffffff

izer

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

Well done

You've confused the fuck out of me!
Also *checks day*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

a day early

aghast!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hello new person

Is this just a photo of Tony Blair or am I missing something?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

mabee both

:O!

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

various forms of madness, I think.

Madness and mescaline. Potent combination. Look at Busey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

He is sporting both a blue and a red tie

showing he is now neutral and our friend.

I trust him with my shiny new penny!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

he did a better job then gordon brown (taxes are fun)

his major problem was iraq....oh and he was a cunt!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

sings #Tuesday morning at 5 o'clock as the day begins....#

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

Haha wut?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

ORLY?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*hats off*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Heh, also this one which I'd forgotten about.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

hahaahahahahahahaah!

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahahahahahahh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

If I bring my face close to the screen, cross my eyes, then move slowly away from the screen, remove my eyes and throw them at your username...

it still just looks like a picture of Tony Blair.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

If I pick up your eyes, wash them in coca-cola, juggle them for a bit and then eat them

I'll have a tummy ache and a blind mate shouting 'WHAT?! WHAT'S SHE DONE WITH THEM?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

sounds like a good party

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

That's the only kind I throw, yo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

but I'll be able to see inside your tummy

which, in a way, was always one of my aims in life, although I hadn't expected it to be from such an angle.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

Dreams of endoscopy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

not necessarily...

more recreational than that, I'd say.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

Ahhhhh. Relaxational maiming.

Victorian butchery techniques for those stressed at work.

My one request is that I be awake.

Ciggie time!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

hahaha

*decides not to take this conversation any further than it has already gone*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

in future please just post your shit artwork

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

did you mean to post something like this?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

Hahahaha

ULTIMATE THREADSAVE!!! This is fantastic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

What the hell is that?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

it's

me having a mental breakdown on photoshop

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

It's fucking awesome

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

thanks :)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

I don't think I'm going to sleep tonight

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

(Gobshite, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

Funny..

halfway through the change it's prince phillip

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)

sigh

So utterly bored i've resorted to making nonsense drawings with visio..........

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WOLF .™, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

wassitdo?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

hahahah, I read that in a GiR voice :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

i's de skate park of the futurez!

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

This is how my office looks

FACT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8852000

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

It does the work of 10 men

Unfortunately it takes 11 men to operate it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

Is that the

Continuum Transfunctioner?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

*wants*

Errr, what does it do?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

If you find it for me,

I will give you Oral Pleasure!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

With only three data processing bimodular function gates?

You've got to be kidding.

I reckon it's some sort of Adaptive Informational Resequencer, but with an aftermarket Cross-Phase Feedback Analysis Router tacked on to upgrade the throughput.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

This is a nonsense

Woo!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

ooooh, that is all kinds of lovelyness!

somehow it looks like DeepThought to me....Dunno why...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

I think it looks like part of a game.

A very complex and difficult game.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

...

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Ninj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

On de choppa?

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

I need your cap, your shellsuit and your golf gti

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

Vauxhall Astra

Lar Vister, baby.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

He's DONKing when I thought he was BLAAAARBing

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

Not quite what I had planned

Someone nearly crashed trying to give me dirty looks when I was taking this....
Rissers

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

hahaha

yey i love this style!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Me too

I helped my brother do a jcb for his art exam.
Can't find the pictures of it anywhere!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

excellent!!

and double ace for making miserable bastards nearly crash!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

oh hell yes! Outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

I planned to go out yesterday and do a boat!

but by the time we had sorted out our problems with the camera it was dark! :(

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

ya gotta do it before the compo ends!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

No chance!

it be dark by the time I get home, unless I do it as a night shot, therefore reying on the tide being out and my flash!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

We have a community centre near us

which is especially for poles, apparently.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

*spangs*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

Aleks, who I used to work with

would rub up against me in the kitchen and shout 'OH I AM POLE DANCINK'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

is that until you kicked him in the nuts?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

That wouldn't have been fair, he was adorable.

'hiyaaaah Fae, you have coffee yes? I make.' and then later 'here it is, beyooteeful'.

Awww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

hahaha

good one

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

Pfffft

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

BIGGAR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Hahaha

You win! Now where did I put those junk emails about increasing my pan-size?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

oh bloody hell

pfft!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

hahaha!!

aceness!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

This season, I are be mostly wearing

tesco value wig tape. *stomps off*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

absolute classic!

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weaver., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

So sarcastic...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

hahahahahahha! Should read Guinness Daft, you loon :D

even if it would ruin the spangworthyness of it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

If that's Brighton I'm not surprised.
/very windy blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

LJMU bryom street

is built in such a way; that ALL sides of the building seem to accelerate the wind, there has never ONCE been a calm day there

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

pffft very good :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

ahahahah

noice!

{^_^}

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

hahahaha!

noice !
Guinness extra cold !

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

excellent...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo sir!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

ha ha haaaaa

Ace! Top stuff! Woo!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

Arf

Nicely animated sir! Have a *click*

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Ninj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

I love this!

(chippy time travel agents, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Floppy Donkey is the #1 Zorb Champ of the Netherlands!

Honor me!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

i SOOOOOOOOOOOO

want to go zorbing

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

Are you telling me you shiny people are now rolling down hills inside giant golf balls?

Bonkers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

You forgot shiny

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

Fixed

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

You can buy them for keeps for a grand.

How fucking much do I want one? Lots much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

At least.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

HA!

zorbing in the netherlands......about as much fun as sitting in you greenhouse surely?

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Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

you shouldn't call other people names like that

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

like whatso?

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Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

you greenhouse

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

OH........................

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Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

I can imagine doing it round the canals in the Dam at break-neck speed would be quite fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

how do you get up to "breakneck speed" on a flat canal?

take a minimoto in with you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

I come up with the ideas, you put them into action

if anyone needs me I'll be in my office with....with... I'm sorry love, what's your name? Olga? Lovely. I'll be in my office with Olga and this kazoo. I can't stress hew important it is that you knock first.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

Shigeru Miyamoto?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

they have water versions now

you seal off the entrance to make it water tight and away you go, over any terrain...

...the plus side is they dont stap you in so you can control the bastard

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Don't you like, suffocate or something?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

if you where to stay in there for a few hours

yes.

but the cavity should contain enough oxygen to keep you happy for at LEAST a half hour

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

that last sentence

was last seen in a letter from my ex-wife's gynaecologist.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

and did it?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

psssttt, I'm not a real donkey

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

*disappointed*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

WUT?!?!?!?! NO WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

liar - you username clearly indicates you are a donkey.

and a floppy one at that.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

Ever tried EXTREME zorbing?

It's where you curl up into a protective ball and all your friends kick you down a hill.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

great fun for the whole family

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

zorbing is one of those things I would really not want to try.....

A) I really don't like the feeling of not being in control
B) I'd only end up filling the ball with my own vomit, which in no way appeals to me....

damn, how unadventurous do I sound?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Your the coolest guy on b3ta Steve

I love you and I want to sell you my sister

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

*flexes message board muscles*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

your typing fingers must have

six packs!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

do you know how many keyboards I get through every month due to my amazing finger-strength?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

No, but if you hum a few bars I can wing it

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

actual sign in the sammich shop on my road

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

Here's 20p

Can I have a sausage?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

bacon and egg please

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

There is a sammich shop in Mayfair

filled with Italian beauties who make the most astoundingly huge cold cut and salad sarnies with a huge cappuccino to boot. I would kill for one of those right now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

Never mind the sandwich, right?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

Sandwich? What

sandwich?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE WANTING A BAPS

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

Are they really that beautiful?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

oh yeah.

Two of them would be worth re-modelling the basement for.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

hahahhahahahahhaha Fritzllol!!

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Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

mind the piss

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

so its a family thing then

;-)

/fritzl blog

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

italian beauty

or sarnies?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

that sounds rather nice

though replace the cappuccino with a triple espresso and you've got heaven

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

Good man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

Do you stand there like Harry Enfield's character does in the sandwich shop in his new show?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha

one of the few funny sketches in that show :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

few being the operative word.

/although I used to work for a guy that is scarily like the 'posh wank' shop keeper in both looks and mannerisms

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

Yes, that one I liked also

also the international football manager one

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Haha. You know I've never watched Enfield's new show.

( because I think he's a twat that can't do a thing without Whitehouse but never gave him the credit for making his career) but I was flicking the other night and caught the Polish Cafe sketch and it made me laugh. Immediately I was thinking of the cafe on Dover Street but mainly because I have an on off illicit liaison with a girl in Hammersmith called Magda ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Hullo sah

Boosh? 50 quid for the pair, guv.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

Oh right.

If I find someone foolish enough to want to go I'll take them if they have not gone.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Cheers chap!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

one of each please.

i'm famished!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

what odd punctuation

and lovely arm-resting boobs.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

I'll take the lot, thanks!

Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

I'm loving the apostrophe. It's like a real sandwich place.

I'd like an and sausage please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

I would like egg

but with tomato. Must be grilled tomato.

I would like bread whose wheat was ground between the thighs of 9 year old Guatemalan girls.

Must have Lurpak butter.

k thx

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

I like

a ciabatta covered in grated cheese with a spot of chopped ham and sun-dried toms ( the ones in a jar full of lovely oil.) lightly grilled. *slavers*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

tomatoes are shit

FACT.

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

wrong!

you greenhouse

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

Tomatoes. Food of the Gods

Sundried tomatoes. Food of the devil.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

raw/whole tomatoes = shite

pizza and tomato based sauces = ok-ish

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

I like to sit with a bowl of

sweet cherry tomatoes and eat them until the juice is all over my face. Yummy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Oh how I missed those lovely Italian sandwich bars you get in that London

and their lovely ciabatta and double shot capuccino with a sprinkling of cinnamon.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

There is another one I miss too.

In Chelsea where the Kings road meet New King's road ( just past the junction for Cheyne walk )
That's Italian but does the best breakfast a man could want. ( and they are a family business with 3 nice daughters too. I wonder if i ever really went for the food )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

if we're talking classy then i'm a fan of:

half a bloomer split cut into two uber slices then filled with (in this order), salami, dried toms, mozzarella, fresh toms, salt, pepper, fresh basil leaves and then another layer of salami. stick in the george forman for a minute or two.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Having met and hugged you

I have no idea where you put all of this. I'm assuming it all goes to your hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

i know, it doesn't really make sense does it?

i'm finally beginning to bulge a little bit but nothing that the hills of sheffield won't sort out hopefully.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

That's a pizza

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

hahahaha i suppose :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

Sarn'is now? Hahahaha!

There was a place in Cardiff that had a list of sangers and at the end it said 'Nice mind!'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

Holy fuck, I have bacon AND eggs in my fridge

YESYESYES I am going to make a bacogg sammich

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

I'm sorry that apostrophe's put me right off my lunch ;P

~~apo~~ cata e y

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

It was tolerable at first, just a little nausea

but when I noticed the superfluous question mark, I vomited.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

its the stunted ellipses after "but" that offends me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

Oh yes! I never spotted those

*vomits again*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

ahhh yes

The Australian Question Intonation lovingly scripted with an ellipsis and question mark. I can hear it in my head and I'm feeling all punchy.

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

BEST please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

Can I get

Spam, egg, bacon and spam?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Ah!

The Grocers apo'strophe in action!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

brush-a-dee-doo-dah, brush-a-dee-ay

I'm tired now, i need a lie down.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

it's a trap!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

don't lie there - it's all wet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

how chivalrous

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

class answer, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

[/:-D

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

gosh.... thats a bit lovely

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

Wow, that's lovely

I can't help feeling that that surfer is going to be in trouble

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

Something's come along and it's burst his bubble

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

*screws up face and starts throwing desk items in Geoff's vague direction*

bad boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

chorus x 2

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

*brandishes monitor*

don't make me, it's not mine so I don't care if it gets broken.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

Yeah, yeah

*runs*

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

RIGHT, FUCKERS

*tools up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

*misunderstands*

*puts 10,000 days on*
*enjoys*

edit: I have that shampoo song as a CD single. It cost me 8p at a car boot fair.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

It is a good album, oh yes.

Put the Pot on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

wings for marie part 2

sorts me out today

enormous edit: want to see a fat man fly? I went to milton keynes at the weekend and did an indoor sky-dive thing in a mahoooosive wind tunnel.

I looked a total spack, so I put it on youtube.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

I think you would like Bossk.

I would, but youtube doesn't work here and I'm out in That London tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

the bounty hunter?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

The band.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

I quite like Bossk

seen 'em a couple of times and have a CDR thingy.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

I didn't get to see them before they split.

As is the case with most bands. Especially post rock/metal, they seem to do a couple of albums then have a big female slapfest and split up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

no, it's not yours.

It's Brandish's

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

:D you're a cad and a bounder for making me actually titter with that one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

[/;-D

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)

oh fuck.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

Tee hee

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

uh-oh

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

Yeah yeah!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

I Love You Geoff :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

*strokes mane*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

That's really lovely!

I especially like the translucence of the water.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

I like the truculence of the hills

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

I like the flatulence of the surfer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

*parp*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

*does pirouette and smiles*

Don't judge me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

Never, honey

never.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

I like the innocence of the gleam of sunlight on the water

such reflection is apparent in the inner working of the soul

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

I like the corpulence of the Michael Winner

as it means more chance of heart disease, which would enable me to enjoy this image even more than I do so already, which is lots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

I like horses

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

so do I

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

I like traffic lights

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

I like the pretty lights *does makeup inthe dark*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

*Burns city*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

*cities embassy*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

I like boys who wear nice clothes

Sleep with their mothers and pick their toes
Then go out bowling in my pantyhose
oh yeh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

according to a website I was reading earlier

Dixon wants an American boyfriend.

www.digitalspy.co.uk/entertainment/?page=2

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Kabbalah Whatnow?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

blimey, that is a bit special!

make me want to sing beachboys songs....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

No.... Just no.

If you had sung "Hooray, Hooray, It's a happy holiday" by Boney M, I may have forgiven you.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

Well you can't go wrong with these two!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8QSK4in7PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph1qUp04274

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

Nice one!

In other news, as sad as this is, news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7680117.stm

What the fuck was a 7 year old doing riding a Quad Bike on a fucking road?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

That's what they do in the country

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

Yeah, I get that,

but isn't it still wrong?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Undoubtably

I guess that's why they've charged her father with manslaughter, to be honest..

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

also

'Pauline Bowers, headteacher of Blackmore Primary School, where Elizabeth was a pupil, said: "Lizzie was a lively and popular." '

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

So you could say then

she was a Busy Lizzie?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

Pfft!

Nawtee ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

I post and run

Simonon and Garfunkel -

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

haha woo

p.s. where do these random words come from?

butholo??

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

What?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

Gah!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

Kah!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

Bah!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

This place has gone lighthouse crazy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

_{Inspired by DTH's picutre. BUT HOW?}

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

Another b3tan

Click for bigger (365KB)

I can't make a habit of this. It's hurting my eyes ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

Ooooh, very nicely done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

This

is it Dave the Hat?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Jamnog says the image namey thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

not even close

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

Chris the Hat?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

Eric the Fedora?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

Kim Trilby

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Colin trousers

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Mark Pant

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

Edith Ox Bow Lake

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

Ted Mastermind Mousse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

Joe 'Mr Piano' Henderson

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

Calvin "The Trout" Henderson

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

Joe Le Taxi

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

Geoff the Clownfish

*edit* Oh wait....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

Uma Therman Hawke

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

Joe the Plumber

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

NO YOU FOOLS!!!!

ITS ME!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

Alan Shearer... the hat?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Chris the Coat.

Mike the Welly.
Jim the ill advise hula girl costume (size: mens 48" chest)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Could beeeeeeee!

*hong kong phooeys*

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeAqlYv2wQ

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Yay!

I am currently wearing my Hong Kong Phooey T-Shirt :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Craig the Pony

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Simon the dry stone wall

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

I love how if I don't know who it is, it's usually you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

you can tell by the dribble pattern

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

It's usually me what?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

being that person.

Your name.

Oh for...*smacks head on desk several time*

Hi Freebs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

Hello Gorgeous

Can I interest you in an old, slightly used copy of Arkwright's Alamanac 2012 -2013?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

I'm confused and soggy. Which would you like to be blamed for?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

sogginess please

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

BLAME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

*glee*

would you like a trowel?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

Who wouldn't?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

*dreams of a hula skirt being ill advised on him*

i just look too damn ravashing in a coconut bikini.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Coconut bikini is in the top 5 uncomfortable clothing items.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

also cock spats

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

I've never worn cock spats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

i like my pinneapple jock-strap!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

After Town Hall pantaloons?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

Jim the Hula Duck!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

Frederic the Fez?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

On this week's Crimewatch...

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

My thoughts

precisely.

Sorry, this.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Alan Shearer's a b3tan?

(woo yay you are skilled in the arts)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

that's a bit harsh. I wouldn't describe him as an eyesore.

woo. nice work again.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

whom is it?

and is it hurting your eyes trying to draw them? or just cos b3tans are ugly?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

It's Jamnog

and it's hurting my eyes because I started last night whilst full of the joys of beer and having to complete it with a bastard of a hangover is no fun.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

Wonderful as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Very nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Beautiful

(The image, not the man... I mean, to me, that is. I'll stop digging now.)

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

looks like a paedophile*

*may not look like a paedophile

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Nicely done

are these computerised pencils or real pencils/paints scanned?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

computerised pencils

corel painter X

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

*calls 0800 555 111*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

You're good

the only number I can remember off the top of my head except friends and family is 0800 106 107. Not because of speccy lady, because of strange rooftile coat shouting chap.

Hi Fae, how are you? Oh I'm fine, thanks. Nice to speak to you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

01 801 8055

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

*wants to dial two more numbers*

Was ist es, Herr Lovely?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'm sure another old fogey will be along shortly to say :)

If not, I'll tell you :D

edit: See. :D *points* V

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

SWAP SHOP!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

hang on.

I remember before the 01s when this were just 0whatevers. But.... :-(

*dejectedly shuffles off to the kiddie corner to be seen and not heard*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

Yep, but I think Swap Shop had done it's thing before the Captain was released upon the world :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

*fogeys*

www.b3ta.com/board/8851746

I have a pair of rollerskates and would like any back issues of Penthouse magazine...

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

I could never get through

Bloody "Outside London"ists

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

I remember when this

was all fields and 01 was 'inner' London and 02 was 'greater' London.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

LOL YOUR MUM IS SO OLD HER PHONE NUMBER IS 1

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

How much do you want for your Boosh tickets?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

thought it was 01 (if you're outside Lonodon) 811 8055

damn you for bing in my head and far quicker

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

yey for safe style uk

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

I want shouty chap back

speccy lady annoys me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

There was an advert on Radio City years ago that is stuck in my head forever

708 7080 if you need a cab just let us know ring Davy Liver Cabs :S

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

There were 2 cab firms I knew of in Cardiff

444444
and
777777
Brilliant

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

0202 8985 all the 1's

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

erm . . . Arch?

You may want to telephone that number rather than just standing naked in the street calling it out . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

oooh my Dad used to do these kind of pencil drawings

nice one

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

Would

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

alaistair Mcgowan is a b3tan?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

Dredd v Death

Painstakingly vectorised from the cover of The Chronicles of Judge Dredd vol 1. Oops, my nerdiness is showing.

Click for bigger (99KB)

And there's a wallpaper (1280x1024) here:

farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2954826983_0b89c81606_o.jpg

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

nice tracing, and a top subject

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Drokking excellent

*perps*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

wonderful.

I used to have this picture framed on my wall.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

very good

keep it up

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

Thx, I intend to...

It's the only way I can exorcise the demons caused by that awful, awful film. I still have the scars...

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

that film was like 40 years ago - you need to get over it, it's not healthy!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

radio times gave it 4 stars....

i stopped looking attheir website after that.

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

I always laugh at adverts for films on TV and radio which quote sources such as The Sun and The Telegraph as their best reviews

They're hardly ringing endorsements!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

as do I.

I'm still angry at Stallone for taking the fucking helmet off, amongst soooooo many other fucking blasphemies in that shitebag of a film.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

I remember reading that Dredd took his helmet off about 4 minutes in to the film

it was beyond dead for me from that point on.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

was there a bald guy with a harmonica underneath?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

^ this ^

"But Stallone wouldn't do the gig unless his face could be seen"
WELL FUCK SLY OFF THEN!
Dredd was the hero (anti), not some pumped up slur face fame junky

/hates

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

That's well nice

could someone link me to the original? Only if they've got it open already, like.

I never got into Judge Dredd.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

it's identical

tell a lie, I think he's improved it :D
www.paulgravett.com/articles/066_2000ad/dredd_pic_3.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

Wonderous stuffs, ta lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Didn't you

do some dredd illustration?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

Did he indeed?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

I've drawn him a few times

but are you refering to my brief stint working for 2000AD as an Art Droid? if so, yes, yes I was :)
www.2000ad.org/?zone=droid&page=profiles&choice=CHRISO

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

Yeah I had it in my head that you had worked there.

but I also seem to remember some of your wonderful caricatures depicting dredd.

Edit:// If I send you loads of fan mail will they pass it on or invite you back? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

Woo-hoo!

I didn't realise I was in such distinguished company.

*fawns before one who has been touched by the very hand of Tharg*

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

we've got

a few superstars here. They are the ones who don't repost their stuff in a new thread every other day in a desperate bid for peer acknowledgement ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

But...

I want peer acknowledgement :-(

and I want it NOW...

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

Get a TV show like

Mr Wheatly and you might get some grudging respect ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

Didn't he...

...write books about the Devil?

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

mrandmrswheatley.blogspot.com/

check out www.bbc.co.uk/wrongdoor/ for his recent work.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

I see...

Thx

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

This...

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

I'm impressed!

Can I shake your hand sir?
*touches privates*
*runs away giggling maniacally*

I'll never wash this hand again!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

Original

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

You did really, really well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

Blimey

Nicely done!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

very smart.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

Awesomeness.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

awesome!!

one of my fav dredd covers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

Is that a cum shot at the end?

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

I'm sorry?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Just before he disappears

a line appears in the middle of the W which looks like a, severely discoloured - you should see a doctor -, cum spurt.

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

oh god

that's more choking!!

forgot to erase that bit

and you shouldn't know about these things

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

I shouldn't

But then I've been a member of B3ta for lots of years so my innocence is all but a distant memory.

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

What?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

This^

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Indeed.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

stop.

carry on.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

HAMMER TIME?!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Super Happy Hammer Fun Time

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

Oh, how I miss that show.

Maconie is no substiute for Lard!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

very much this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

defineffinately

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

*blank look*

erm... I'm not sure what's going on here... is this some future shit Joliet has told you about?

I need more coffee...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

COFFEE WENCH!

where is that coffee wench...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

with the monkey wench

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

He's a right spanner!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Nibus you spanner!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

gah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

she's busy

making tea

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

.....but coffee is for winners...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

good job I'm drinking coffee then

Tunnock's anyone?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

YES

... you see what you've done now. Now I need to get up from my desk, go outside to the coffee shop and get a coffee and a tunnock's.

YOU ARE A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME EDITH!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

you have besmirched her

filched her purity!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

we have bought a TEAPOT

and now we keep having proper afternoon tea by our new stove

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

I am envious of you.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

I may have to buy a teapot for work

so I can have a pot to myself, at my desk, so I don't have to keep making bastard cups of stinking coffee every time I get up to make tea (which is every 15-30 minutes or so).

Lousy, layabout, coffee drinkin work~~mates~~people

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

Celebrity Deafmatch

Full Fat Version

Two issues this week, one day early, because I'm a week behind.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

My 23 year old eyes are struggling.

*puts glasses on end of nose and tries again*

edit: that's why there's a click for bigger, you silly bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

Ha ha yup...

I put it there for Pasanonic's aged peepers but you can use it too.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

Don't mind me

I'm a bloody idiot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Hahahaha!

What?!

Loony! :OD

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

How very kind

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

Kick his head in Barry!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Barry wouldn't stand a chance!

Brian would smother him with his beard.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

I'M BARRY SCOTTACUS!

/ac

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

has anyone else seen Blessed's new hosting gig on Challenge?

awful tv show, but awesome Blessed action
*edit - here www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4yDHY053Ao

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

Ooooh.. that's gotta be fun.

Have we interviewed the bearded one for b3ta yet?

Do fonts go big enough to type his answers?

/edit... that looks great fun... I shall endeavour to watch it

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

i will watch it

only if it's called Blessed's Hosting Gig.

and some one pays for the tv subscription

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

It's called "Unbeatable Banzuke!", isn't that enough?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Wohoooo, Barry!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

'e shoulda slowed dahn!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

to be fair

the signs are pointing the other way

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

Which is irrelevant because he was on the other side of the road.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

"but the tree jumped out in front of me officer (hic)"

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

Hold it!

Crash, bend, wallop, what a picture CLICK! what a picture, what a photograph!

:OD

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

ha ha!

I just twigged what you did there, Dave!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

I can't beleaf you said that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)

Now, now

nowdon't be a birch! C];0)
gleeeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)

yew stop that right now

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

Oak ay

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)

Oaky oaky!

No more treemendous pons

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)

Yeah, I'm sycamore puns all the time :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

this wins the best tree based pun for the day.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

*liberally waters*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

Indeed.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

willow ever learn?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

I need to branch out!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

or just leaf it

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Oh noes, car is in greyland!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

He obv wasnt driving Caerphilly....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

Ahem!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

Tis what I was hoping for :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Screech!!!

Woo dave.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

Screech has a sex tape.

That is when you know this "celebrity" business has gone too far!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahaha

now I've heard it all

Thanks

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

This drunk driver to the short root.................................

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

"I was proceeding in an easterly direction

when I was struck by a tree"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)

I'd been driving for twenty years without an accident

and then I fell asleep at the wheel.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

eeeeeeeeeep

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

KERRRRASHHH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

nyar! nyar!

park and ride

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

squeeseycheeseyPEAS!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

*legs it*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)

You can run but you can't hide!

Now do a whiter shade of fail

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

You had to be around,didn't you!!

Mocking my punnery!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

No, just no!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

*slaps Mstandot's forehead*

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

Hahahaha!

gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

I am having trouble getting a handle on that -

is it hosted by Photobucket?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

Ho Ho Hose!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

Arf!

Loon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

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