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# With a pocket full of shells.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# RACIST
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# What's wrong with racism?
It is better than Cervical Cancer according to Captain Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Did I say something was wrong with it?
I don't think I did.
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ok ;)

How do Sarah90?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Please,
call me Mrs 90...
Oh god don't really!
I'm good, yourself?
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Well Joe,
I am grand enough, but the Cider is running out and I wanna see more of the election :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Ergh
I should have expected the cider from you...
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# What?
It is proper Hereford Cider so it is acceptable :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# oh oh...
I'll back down then
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
#
Nigger frog oh, erm.... Racist!

Yeah thats the one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# URGH SOMEONE LEND ME SOME HUMMUS
I AM BONE DRY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *FARTS CHICK PEAS*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Normal hummus please Bob,
not this newfangled ass-hummus all the kids are into these days.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *WEES GARLIC*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# *shits ghee*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *glee biscuits*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# glee biscuits
are ones which taste exactly the same as fox's classic biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# *sweats lemon juice"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *cries nam pla*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I believe the shirt to be ironic.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# The irony of course being that it is not in fact a shirt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Top, then!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# his head is a giant cherry!
*nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# A Morello cherry perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# possibly.
i love cherries, they are the best fruit-based snack ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah, pity they seem to be made from FUCKING INDELIBLE DYE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# you're meant to eat them, not wear them!
although i do have a tattoo of 2 cherries on one of mah boobies...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# whenever you start talking like that
"mah boobies" i start imagining some weird bucktoothed accent. dunno why.

bonza
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Do you know the way to a Morello?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, Yes I do.
Which one of that pic are Timmy Commerford?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pie-eating,
arrogant, Coronation Street-watching, worthless, pointless, dreary, rainy, grossly overrated, Tony Wilson died, Alan McGee was Scottish, Coronation Street-liking, boring NW bastad!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# All of which are American dreams?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# All of which are American dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
It's candied apples and ponies with dapples,
You can ride all day,
It's girls with dimples and boys with pimples
That just won't go away,
It's spics and wops and niggers and kikes
With noses as long as your arm!
It's micks and chinks and gooks and geeks --
And honkies...who've never left the farm!

That's America, buddy!

[Firesign Theater: How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All?]
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Put this orrible stuff on the links board, HT!

Johnny Marr gave his first lecture today, too.
I hope someone chucks that on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# *imagines this being said whilst bob dylan reveals cards*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Subterraenean Northern Blues


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# higher than a 3?
ooh, no, it's another 3! you get nothing for a pair, NOT IN THIS GAME!

*Brucie bonuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Bob doesn't even bother trying when he comes to Brum.
"Making cars, moaning, being kinda 70s, laughed at, laid off, pretending to be 'proud', getting used to answering phones when you used to make stuff..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# this is what i made for my halloween costume!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

it took me hours to make out of papier mache and paint! later in the night, i got drunk and worked up about something and smashed it in a blurry rage.


sorry about the format- i've lost all my posting tact.

i hope this is an acceptable post.
(schnurricane, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Yay this is a most acceptable post
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# That is pretty nifty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hahah, that´s great
Looks a bit like bread, so yummy.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# gingerbread, it looks like
btw i recommend lidl for anything gingerbread or german cake-related
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Yes I remember Lidl did quite a range
of german cakes some quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# they've gone quite overboard these last few weeks
what with not wanting to miss christmas or anything.
still, tasty
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# They don't wanna go showing off their German cakes.
They might get stollen!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# oof!
stollen is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Marvellous!


Was it a good Parhdee,Ricter?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# it was
until benny turned out to be a motherfucking piece of shit.
(schnurricane, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Ha, that's top :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# lol
goodnight b3ta
have a dog climbing a slide
www.leenks.com/video1440.html
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :D
Night Skuggy!

5 seconds till the first polls close :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# 8-3 to McCaine
!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# It is OK.
In 2004 Kerry was well ahead at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# who won Mr HappyToast?
i'm tired
www.b3ta.com/board/8904756
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Yeah,
HappyToast you fuck!

Tell SkUG I won so he can go to sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# aww i missed out...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Yay!
Gerry McGherkin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# KILL IT
with burger-shaped hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# lol needs mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I love the way the dog looks at the man holding the camera
as if to say "This is all your fault"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# When you've finished exploiting my brother,
please will you post him back to us?

We need his paper round income.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# "I can tolerate this post"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# TOLERANCE: ACHIEVED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# TOLERANCE IS NOT CHANGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# That's really good!
Looks a bit like a mutated penis, mind :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bidden?...erm i mean bin dunn?
(42thefloor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# One state reckons it's got a 75% turnout.
Extraordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# here.
/waves from North Carolina
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# /waves back
hope you didn't have to queue too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# very nice
what are you doing, being good and new today?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# 2 weeks ago he'd have been flamed for filesize!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# 400 years ago
you'd have been burned for witchcraft posting on here
times change, don't they
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Indeed they do.
I for one welcome the new sizes.

I can repost (in existing threads of course) old pics I made before the Nazis turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# The Nazis merely annexed the b3tanland
the resistance was weak to begin with but it grew stronger, planting landmines under their train tracks etc. now we have liberty for the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# New sizes?
Ooh, is there news?
Have I not been paying attention?
Are we allowed more than 50k now?
Are the optimisation blues a thing of the past?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Hahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# TONIGHT, I AM THE HUNTER, AND YOU ARE MY QUARRY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# perhaps his legs
are just grow if he is to catch me?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ONLY JOKING
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# OR AM I.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Just logged on, and BAM!
I like this sudden picture immensely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# KAPOW.
Like a nailgun to the teste.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Nah,
even better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# You are so gonna to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yikes!
Runs for haven. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# no.
it's a shit place to go for holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Pffft!
You're right. Saga, now that's where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# nah
spain is where it's at!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# It depends.
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# all over the coast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Pfft!
Which coast?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Where the land meets the sea!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# costa dorada
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Salou FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# salou isn't bad
going to lloret next year, for about the 8th time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Bah!
Costa Dorada is ok, but Costa Blanca is win :D

I was mildly hoping that you would say the forgooten coasts of Spain like Galicia and Asturias....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i've been to the costa blanca, too
i've been to all of the costas, i think. i'd quite like to go to galicia, but i think it may be a little quiet for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Oh no no no!
That is where you are wrong. But if you don't speak Spanish, you may struggle to find the best bits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i can order a meal and a drink
but that's about it. i'm not very confident in my lingual skills and am very conscious of making a complete tit of myself in a foreign language.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Well I would suggest San Sebastian for you,
just to get some of the beauty of Northern Spain without having to be extremely proficient in Spanish :D

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Sebasti%C3%A1n
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Do I look like a stone excavating site?
Do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# a bit
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# No, you look like a scottish heathland imploding.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# psycho pea/sprout hybrid!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Bogey,
with an axe and knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# killer bogeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# it's dinner time!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Isn't it Wednesday yet?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# If he wore tights while packing that calibre of wanton bellage,
I'd totally vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# pfff
"that calibre of wanton bellage" shall be used in conversation soon, i'll make sure of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# see below
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahah, you can tell I've cracked the second beer.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I personally can't wait for the third.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# euphamism?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Dysphemism, technically.
It's filthy own-brand lager.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# change to vodka
and show us the results!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It's upsetting when I do.
Seriously. Quite upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i like vodka
it doesn't upset me. it upsets my friends, especially when they have to pick e up off the floor and stuff my boobs back into my bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yeah, I've had that.
Btw, do you want your bra back or can I keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# you can have it
it's an old one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Erm....
...Nevermind

(I likes vodka too)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# try it with cranberry juice
it's delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Have..
And do. I spent 6 of the hardest drinking years of my life in the US Navy.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# have you tried absinthe and pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Wouldn't remember...
If I did...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# make this your quote of the year
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Tell you what, if I die while on b3ta, you have permission to make it my epitaph.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# If he wore tights *while packing that callibre of wanton bellage
He'd totally be alive now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# great pic, sorry but i'd like to TJ
what do you think of this pic?
i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/JohnnyBoyBenson/flid.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# oh now that's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm tempted to say it's a pretty 'armless link
but that's just wronger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Tell me what it is, and I might click it.
I won't, because I'm too lazy, but my point stands.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# dickarms
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# apart from that
do you find it funny?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Is this some kind of psychotic vox pop?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# ermmm
i don't know what one of those is
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# you evil, evil person!
that made me laugh, which is so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# oh good
i thought i must be disturbed for finding it funny
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# it is funny, in a horrible way.
however, it's quite possible that you're still disturbed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i very probably am
as ive been looking at this, saw it on /links:

www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/
VERY VERY NSFW, AND NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACHED
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
she doesn't need help, she needs to be sectioned!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# she almost is in sections
:(
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# oh you are awful,
but i like you
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# eeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# worryingly..
I'm almost in shock from look at it.. lol. and i was considering masturbating.. not a chance now..

*already cum etc... yawn.*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# it's just nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# nods
and that's why I'm now inflicting it onto other people :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# just make sure you don't show it to people
when they've just eaten!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# holy fuck.
i lasted for so long then chunks where missing from where chunks shouldn't be missing. how that much body can be remived with out death ensuing I'm not sure.. and also to be in any fit state to take a picture... bah and humbug.. and now I'm out of beer. it's all gone wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# now those pictures are in your head
you're going to need more than beer to get them out again, i recommend Balkan vodka
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I've seen the bme pain olypics videos
and I've met mitch,

my brain is used to being tortured.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *googles*
meh, not as bad as teh emo girl
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# No need to look.
No more cruel images needed, I have plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# unfortunately
this might be here for the next 2 hours, unless you get posting!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I have had that picure sent to me before..
i must admit it may of made me chuckle the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# That is so wrong!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Fucking hell, man.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# HAHAHAH
I'm going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# yes
but most of us are anyway
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Christoffy.
I'm going to hell for chortling at that.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Is it just me or is the internet broken?
Im getting no access to any site across the pond
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Just loaded up CNN as a check,
working fine for me. :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# thats one I checked so its probably just me
thanks though
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
#
downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

always helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Meh, probably a sudden surge as the first polls come in.
Just relaunch, sure you'll be fine in 5.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Not long to go now...
...thank fuck!
(AdrianJ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I'll second that
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Rack 'em up, Darth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# that's no 8 ball
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# damn my use of letters..
and if i hadn't typed that it would be mind piss.. it wouldn't of been..

gah!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# well that about sums up all possible replies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# my the garden is looking homosexual tonight Jane
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# damn you and your irrelevant reply
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# see how it didn't sum up all replies
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I concur, I was foolish to think this was reply-less.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# that is no eight ball
probably mind piss by now..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# :P
halfway through my newest anim.. and it's sent my eyes funny more beer i think and finish tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# If Darth is racking that means he lost
so this must be Empire Strikes Back?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# [clapping hands]
(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Schnurr!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# here i am!
how are you? it's been awhile.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# b3ta got really really shit
you've missed precisely fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# really?
that's a shame.

so it goes, i suppose.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Pfft!
Logic FTW! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Haha yes!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# cue the star wars jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ...IT'S A
bit late for that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Oh! I've only just got that!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Give us a break!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i'll just
chalk it up to experience
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# give it a rest!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# The forest moon of Endor = a 50p holding the table.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
that cracked me up


*goes for a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ...later on in the game...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Wonderful!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# See You Next Tuesday

Spot the subliminal message
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# not a chance florida will be blue.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# they would be sooner than Indiana.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# if Utah was blue, then it would at least look a bit like a C
at the moment I read it as G, backwards J, Pi and er, not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# UTAH CUNTS, UTAH CUNTS
Y-Y-Y-Y-UTAH CUNTS
/90s rave
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I just know that something good is going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Kate Bush FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# utah blue
and whatever that one with only two straight borders next to south dakota red
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# ulnr?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# it's a new photo site
for pictures of elbows
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
I almost wish this were true.

Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i was looking for arse pictures
confused me for hours
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Pfft!
Are you John Fashanu?

/90s jokes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# are you thinking of justin?
are you thinking of him?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# nah, he was all the way in!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# No I am not.
What is the difference between Justin and John Fashanu?

Justin Fashanu knows his arse from his elbow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# justin sadly killed himself and john is sadly still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(sarah90 >you, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# What Country is this?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Land of the free baby,
Land of the free..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Whoever told you that is your enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Gary Glitter is his enemy?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I thought he was everyone's.
He's history's greatest monster, after all.

But no, RATM, I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Usbeckystanley
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Iraqistan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Jesusland
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hallelujah praise da lord
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# wibble
isn't that a large city on mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# fucking cohaagen.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# he'll blow that place
and be home in time for cornflakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# It was until the Human Invasion
it started by the beagle II explorer destroying a large part of their defences - then the American buggy landed and well the sh*t hit the fan.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# damn american buggies!
can't the just leave well enough alone?

MARS FOR THE MARTIANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] joint b3ta/happytoast image compo entry


*i know about the scoring,cba looking into it.oh,and it was done in paint*
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# funnily enough
that's exactly what my genitals look like.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I'd have that blue growth around it looked at
Rand.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# 4 Square balls is a bit weird too

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Fail.
Purely for the fact that you only selected 9 magenta states :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# this is mostlyjust funny because of what a stretch it is to actually get it to work and yeah i think it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# what part of 'in this thread' did you not understand? hmnn? hmnn?
go over there and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# it's also a CDC, I clearly said willies.
willies am not CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# it's magenta
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# is your willy magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *looks*
not yet.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# when i was very young
i convinced my friends on the bus that mine was part black and part white, splotchy, "almost like a cow." they totally bought it. oh man. i'm still proud of that.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i believe
that was michael jackson's opening gambit
at his 'sleepovers'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# what, you didn't use florida
america's wang?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] FRSH
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# TO BEL AIR!
Lo Gerry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha
TO BEL AIR
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# YES
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# AH
AHHH
AHHHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHHH

The bel air is back :'(

Vere frsh thgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hhahahahah
im so very surprised this hasn't been done and im even more surprised that this got a chuckle out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# it has been done
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# clearly not with such style or aplomb
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i think it was the same source image too...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# goddamn googling images with a cheap idea
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# tada!
www.b3ta.com/board/8896641
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# ah, Prodge was shopping
I was true to the style.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# they look exactly the same to me
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# now that's fresh!
*whistles for a cab*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I smell a conspiracy


Click below for bigger

www.b3tards.com/u/6a1338736a25c3890c7a/bigger.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wish that wasn't shopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Goatse is the only one with the experience to fill the giant hole in public spending.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# =|
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# haha
what a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully this won't jinx it for Obama - but I really can't see this pair getting in...

click for bignicity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Ha!
She'll be lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# damn, *ticks 'biggish shoe image' off the to-do list*
you've done me a favour really
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] me vely funny and oliginal
(bumbandido mildly flaming, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# you appear to have dropped 1 x image
would you like to edit your post?
/useless paperclip impression
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# have a look at the faq's
it'll help you post the image, it won't help your speech impediment though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# me missy piktoor
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
(assuming you mean that you are voting with a cross)
but they strike between two arrows in the US, they don;t tick or cross a box
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# browser fail
firefox has no X
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# fair
oliginar
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# waiting waiting
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I'm trying to work out whats going on in the background/photo overlay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# That lady's
sucking my fingerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# it didnt come out. better that way
from here: NSF(W)
www.personneltoday.com/blogs/human-resources-guru/2007/05/well-burger-me.html
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha
What the fuck...

What made you think of putting that behind your picture..?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# pudding
it was a free association about pudding
edit: and i found it when searching for the logo to put on the podium in another pic, and didnt want to see it go to waste
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# oh jesus. *cries until blind so such sights are never seen again*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# the one on the right would be pretty
if she weighed half what she did
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# christ
i really don't know what to make of that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# bunyip?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Bluegum?
Ooh the magic bloody pudding he worra reet little bugger.
(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# HAPPYTOAST'S LATE NIGHT POINTLESS IMAGE CHALLENGE: WILLIES!

Draw a willy attached to someone or something, it can be animated if you want.
Nothing offensive (this is fun willy tiem) or overly anatomical (some people are still at work)
And post it in this thread, don't waste.
Challenge ends at midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Funnily enough,
despite my many many years here, I don't think I have ever drawn a cock!

Edit: Let this be my first time :D



Making this got me all hot under the collar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# now is your chance!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Dare ya!
go onnnnn
(sarah90 >you, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yay!
very nice
(sarah90 >you, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You fucking knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i enter my election result map below
i'm not drawing it again
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I'll slip this in before I go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# lol willies
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# thanks to... whomever i stole this from (i forget)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# shuttlecock willy transform!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Go go gadget cock!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *flops it down*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# ROAST!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Ive never done a cdc
so nazi boy helped me
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# he's free!
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] VOTE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# PETER VENKMAN AND WINSTON ZEDDMORE CROSS THE STREAMS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# OH THIS IS BAD! VERY BAD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# this is win...
...fuck em!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# DISQUALIFIED: NOT A DRAWING
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# hahahah this is the winner so far because its at least a willy and not a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
#


fail?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# epic not safe for work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# it took me a while to notice
i prob should cut back on that tranny porn
(Mr Chicken, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# wille coyote
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
top effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Babooooon.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Anyone for Pennis ?

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# william
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# goddammit who won?
its gone midnight by lots of hours!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Jedi Maxors beware!

First Post...For them thar MAC users. Bindun?
(Joda, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Pffffffft!
I love it when 'force quit' needs to be force quit, effectively meaning you have to either restart finder - or, if that doesn't work, just holding down the power button until it dies. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# given that it's all proper unix-like these days,
can't you just kill -9 ?

doesn't know really
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# You can, yes.
I expect that you could even do some kind of pipeline of ps, grep, xargs, and kill if you were feeling reeeeel fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah!
I worte a shell script called killitHARD.

But all it consisted of was kill -9 so it wasn't a great display of skillz.

Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# hmmm.

deadYet = false
while (!deadYet) {
  kill -9 $process
  if -x $process
    deadYet = true
}
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Is anyone watching Newsnight?
How shite are their sound techs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Welcome! But easy on the file size in future, the limit is 100kb for still images :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ^this
^that







The Other
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I cant see all these funnies :(
Stupid internets!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Vienna
and under 100k please ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] jon mcain won the election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The voting is over
I can inform that after much possibly slightly excessive debate the UK media has counted all their media type votes and declared its a Draw 0-0

(davel, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# the new american president is now: boner weiner cockcugging jizz manor fuck face
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ha. followed by extra time and penalty shootout
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# It'll have to go to penalties
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Oh shit!
Penaltys!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I beat you to it
but was in turn beaten by plentyofants
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# :(
Too slow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i even had extra time to write 'extra time'
where were you people?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Ha! Media votes are like faery gold - they disappear come morning...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# did he? good for him
will he sort out the jews?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# yes and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *bursts a laugh*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# He's huge
is that a bus?
(sarah90 >you, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# "Oh fuck, he's burst"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not Perkin!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# poor perkin
posie was the girl, pootle the white hatted little one, were the others just mother, father and grandad? (with his flumpet out all the time)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Grandad was happy playing with his flumpet.
Early onset dementia has its' compensations.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Yes we all know the names :P
I should, I have them on DVD!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I was asking what they were
was it just "mother" and "father"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Pretty sure
that's what on the sites I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Yes.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Nooooooo
TJ: anyone fancy some isketch?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Fuck you!
I played iSketch for the first time last night, stayed up until 3am and was ludicrously late for work this morning....

... oh go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Actually, on second thoughts I cant play :(
My internet is being gay again and wont connect to it.
Balls :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I've been having that problem forever
which is why I'm so late on the uptake.
Another time.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Yes, its always so much fun
But lots of pages arnt working
facebook, the beeb, and I seem to be getting a fair few redexs on here.
Its happened before, but it sorted itself out.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# You 2 are gays!
I wanna play iSketch now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# >:( so do I
But im going to the pub to watch the election in 10 mins.
Its open til 5am! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Sweet!
I have a couple of litres of Cider left. When they are gone, I will to bed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# When the pub closes we are coming back for more beers
followed by a 9am lecture :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Which Pub?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8904737
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Questionpiss!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# How sad!
For the pub, not so much you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# :(
Its bar one, students lols
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Pootle ftw.
This is the tragic beginning of his ultimate rise to power.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'm doing something terrible with him at this moment.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# You THINK that's what you're doing.
In reality, you're every inch his bitch.

EVERY. INCH.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# MINDPISS
you have no idea how close...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Everybody wins
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Whenever politics come up, I feel a need to justify liking Obama
"Err... well... Palin... she's a bit crazy..."

Am I getting old and jaded when I can't just say "You know that Obama, I quite like him I do"
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I like pizza
I wouldn't vote for it
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Does pizza stand for election nowadays?
In my youth, only honest, local foods like pies and biscuits stood for election - now there's all sorts! Paella, curries, even noodles! Noodles in our halls of government?! What is the world coming to!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I think Clut was being hypothetical
Or a knob. One of those.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# It was analogous
or maybe just anal. One of those.
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# personality politics is death
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# This^
but would you not kill The Blears?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I like him. I think he is rational and articulate and patient and empathetic.
I also think he will herald in a new era of slightly reduced US political arrogance, and increased willingness to discuss, and increased willingness to try to genuinely understand and incorporate conflicting viewpoints on the international stage. I also think knee-jerk anti-abortionists are mental cunts.

I very much hope Obama will win.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Thanks for being less pissed than me
and outlining the reasons why I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :)
The beers are saved for our 3am election party. Complete with Sarah Palin pinata.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Merkin? Or just politcally minded/student?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Nah, British and have work in the morning. :P
I'm just mad fucking excited. And I have a lot of American friends an extended family.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ^that with a fucking Samba band
balanced on elephants, celebrating furiously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# this must be where the war vets come in.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Scipio told the Carthaginians to get rid of all of their heffalumps after the third Punic war
But seriously, McCain was fairly reasonable as the Republican mind set goes, despite his Beach Boy "Bomb bomb Iran" antics; more or less telling the hard right to fuck off when his "conservative credentials" were called into question

but then he selects a right-wing religious red neck as Pallin as his running mate, extreme failure
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# this is all get too much for me now, skippy in a cardigan????
also i very much share your view of the barking mad palin woman, she may be good at running her local council, but the free world, no thank you very much.

and with that me and my ignorance of the classics
are off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You misspelt Sambo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I feel compelled to mention, pasted from a previous thang..;
Obama is extremely dangerous for numerous reasons.
He wants 'national service'.
He wants MORE troops in Aghanistan.
His chief political advisor is Zbigniew Brzezinski. Who's son advises McCain.
He still won't supply his original birth certificate.
He's received FOUR times the amount of corporate contribution than any other candidate. A large portion from Goldman Sachs.
His record while in the senate proves he did NOTHING.
His ties with Bill Ayers, Saul Alinsky and Raila Odinga.

Plus his proposal for the new 'carbon tax' which will cripple the US economy..more so.

Also, it's more than likely that he was born in Kenya, which represents a 'constitutional crisis'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# You really are a fucking prat
and are aged about fifteen at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Everything I've listed above is true.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Sorry?
For what? Do you sincerely think you are some herald or spokesman of the truth?

You are pathetic beyond belief

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Right, I'm off now.
Like I say, they're all facts.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Fuck off
you are all that is pathetic and fucking wrong about this place encapsulated in the sorry shell of a prat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# you forgot
Rashid Khalidi
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ^this also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Now name one person who gets to that kind of position in politics without anything vaguely dodgy happening in their past.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# None.
Which proves my point that he is EXACTLY the same as what has gone before.

I predict that he will be THE most hated president in history.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I am sorry,
but where does this, "Also, it's more than likely that he was born in Kenya, which represents a 'constitutional crisis'." come from? Why is he more than likely born in Kenya?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Watch this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0m0TiB738s
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Oh I see.
So he has ancestry in another country and that makes him of that country?

In that case, I am a Huguenot French man, because I have ancestry there? Despite the fact that I am an Irish Catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You're a knobber!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# I love Obama
because he's not Pol Pot, sleet or herpes
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i voted for him!
i'm even wearing a sticker that says "I Voted!"
(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# this^
also, i'm still a little confused that it seems to matter an awful lot if a US politician fought in a war that the yanks lost or at least didn't win much, all i ever hear is war vet this war vet that, or maybe it's about saving animals and i'm missing the point.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I'd be more likely to vote for an ACTUAL vet.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i also like what you said up there
we live in hope that if he does get in american politics really won't have much of an impact on us, at least negatively.i think that's something i picked up from his campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I don't get the military service thing
I appreciate people feel better if the person giving the orders has some insight into service life, but why doesn't this reach to other walks of life? Why is a candidate not talked down on education for not having been a teacher, or their healthcare ideas rubbished for not having worked in a hospital? Is the military really the single most important thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# It's pathetic, isn't it?
Having willingly done, or been forced/pressured into doing, a dangerous job for a few years doesn't make you smarter or a stronger leader. In fact, I'd argue potentially quite the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Though weirdly enough I find it reassuring
when the royals do the military thing. I can't really put my finger on why. Maybe it's because they don't have anything to prove or earn by it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Commander in Chief
The President of the United States also carries that title and responsibility. As someone who has been fired at (and shackled by UN rule of engagement), led troops in combat and had to endure the crucible of the military, it means quite a bit to me.

However, it goes beyond simply 'character.' It drills down into the true patriotism of the candidate. Having felt called to serve my Nation since I was a little guy, I served this Nation, in, I feel (as do many others) the most intimate way possible: I offered to expose myself to possible death in order to protect and serve this Nation.

I am incredibly proud of my Service to this Nation. And when I see a man who has Served, been under fire AND emerged with the respect and admiration of his fellow soldiers/sailors/airmen and Marines, I know a great deal more about him, strictly by that similar shared experience.

THAT is what is important about McCain having served our Nation. Well, I say "Our" when in actuality I mean "My" because most of you dont live in this country.

Cheers.

Citadel
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Well, it might be to distinguish him from Bush, whose war record is not stellar
Also the POTUS is the Commander-In-Chief, so psychologically to voters he (or she :) is in charge of the armed forces. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# were ok then, the queen drove an army lorry in the war
and i believe prince charles marched up and down a bit in a uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I think they try to give you non-frontline stuff
If you're in the direct line to the throne.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That's wrong-headed thinking!
Next time we go to war, I want Harry at the very front, on a horse waving a sword. Maybe he'll die, but that's what Princes are for.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# He was a pretty bad pilot, crashed several times
he graduated near the bottom of his class at Annapolis (and if his father and grandfather weren't both admirals he would have been booted out for cause,) he was not a good officer in the Navy - known as a "hot-head troublemaker." He went on an unauthorized mission over Hanoi and was shot down. So he got lucky by being pulled out of the wreck and not drowned and became a POW. He soon was telling important details about his ship, his mission, etc. without even being tortured - his nickname was "Songbird." Because he was the son and grandson of famous admirals he was treated better than other POWs at the time. Other POWs who were there with him have said he is not qualified to be president just because he was a POW.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hmm...I'm not sure your hypothesis is watertight. ;)
Still, as long as he wins tonight, I'll be incredibly happy.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# the aching hollowness
will only hit a few months down the line
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# It might do, I don't deny it.
But at least tomorrow I'll wake up optimistic, and so will millions (hell, the majority, if the voting system is worth shit) of others.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# rich, racist, white liberal guilt?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Everyone has a primal shred of racism in them - even Liberals
.
"Proving" ones credentials by voting for a token black man doesn't wash that away.

Obama has 147 days experience, an empty record and dodgy allegiances. He has made a tonne of gaffes and has elastic, vaguely socialist policies.

If he was white he wouldn't have got near the the Democratic nomination...but rich white liberal racists NEED to assuage their guilt.
.
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Oooh, I love how you make socialism sound so dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# The Pot Noodle of Politics?
.
I'm sorry for being so sceptical.
I remember the 70's.
.
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# how much has palin had?
at least obama is a senator,she's the mayor of wasilla,alaska ffs!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# It's not about Palin
Obama's shortcomings aren't erased by hers
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# What about the legion voters and observers who don't consider his skin colour a factor?
Genuine question, I'm not just being a bitch. I really, honestly, truly don't care what colour he is. At all. (Although I *do* think it's about time that someone other than the rich, white, racist demographic you mention gets a shot, so in that sense I'm perfectly happy that he's so close.)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Fine - good for them
It's like Louis Hamilton - about his ability.

I don't think many people vote for Obama for his ability or his policy. They vote because they don't like Palin or Bush.

Either way - my comments were about the people who nominated him over Hillary (and are now voting for him) SIMPLY BECAUSE he is black.
(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Rather that than the religious fucking muppets and neocon extremists of the Republican Party
don't entirely get what else you are on about
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Ignore the Republicans for a minute - that might help
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What I'm on about is the cold hypocrisy of politics of convenience.
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Further reading on the subject of the symbiosis between white liberals and black politicians:

Shelby Steele's "White Guilt: How Blacks and Whites Together Destroyed the Promise of the Civil Rights Era."
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(clut, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# This sounds worryingly like a more florid policy of 'treat em mean, keep em keen'.
I'm not buying it. But I realise you're not exactly selling, so I think we can agree to disagree. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# We have to get on with life mate
democracy seems to be a good angle, despite the rather obscene financial angles with these elections, and the rather boring rants of the 'it doesn't matter either way' brigade who we can see above, being childish fuckwits

These childish paranoid wankers never seen to put forward alternatives to their emo grasp of reality, other than several billion links to youtube they thrust forward as THE TRUTH

FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Don't call me a racist you fucktard.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# I voted NO on Obama
Lots of reasons actually. 90% fiscal. the guy is a Socialist (capitalization intentional) and I refuse to vote for a guy who uses terms like "Spread the wealth" when asked why he would increase taxes on the Middle Class.

Additionally, he says idiotic things about the average 'Merkin like we are 'bitter people, clinging to our guns and religion.'

He's an arse and a Socialist. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I think he has a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# What? driving through puddles?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# FORD!
nah, it's a scania
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# One lorry pun is an ERF


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# But lorry puns really work in transit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# especially
if they're sufficiently articulated.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# For that pun i think I should call you a cab,
"You're a cab"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Cereal killer, lolololololololololol!!!11!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# oh, that's very good
i approve of this base level of punnage
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# it is a sign of having a tremndously quick wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# it certainly wasn't corny*
(* well, yes it was. a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Oi!
I said that down there
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V
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Oh shit, are we back with the x's now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# where did it come from?
i know, emo usernames on social networking sites. but where did that come from originally?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# princess pain i think
possible troll..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# xxxprincesspainxxxlol!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# fisrt one i met
b3ta.com/~xX%20torn%20kittie%20Xx
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Not them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# It's a thing to do with 'straight edge'.
Which is a cause/belief in young people whereby they abstain from sex/drink etc.. until they are of legal age to do so.

But most people now have no idea what the hell the 'xXx' means, and now just think it's 'hip' and 'indie' to do.
There's a Wikipeadia article on it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Only for the purposes of this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# xlolx
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I can buy this?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# :P


;)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Pootling is not TOAP!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# pootling.. ?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Yeah....
Hey Micto..Link me up....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# sorted
edit: like this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Marvellous!
RRRRMMMMPA LOOOMPA!
DOOBIDY DOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
# although pasa's pic hasn't been pootled
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/pootle/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Yeah but,
no but.
Whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# He should have Stella on the side!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# No silly
Stella is in the back bound and gagged
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# oh noes, he's made teh brekfest all soggy!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)

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