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Yor feewing shweepy...

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Ninj, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

How did you know?!

*fed up with data entry*

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

oi!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

oi!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

oi?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

Saveloy

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

yum

with chips?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Always

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

my precious!!!

25 minutes till work is over

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

how did you know?

*suspiciouses*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hope you got your whelk on show

I found this bit of Douglas Adams in the sky

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boff FL OZ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

wow

yes, my whelk is stapled to my foreheed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

it brings a tear to ones eyes...

when you stab it with the pointy end of the whelk

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boff FL OZ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

how did you know?

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

Aww

He needs some Chocolate fudge to wake him up!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

that terrifies me

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

*sends nude pictures*

;)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

how did you know?

/snoring like a, um, something that snores loudly.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

I think I've got this design nailed, now :)

Started on the comic page-layouts over the weekend.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

Cool!

What's in her cool bag? better be Guinness . . .

EDIT: I recognise that zip! C]:0D
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

pies

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

Hurrah!

for Guinness pie!
Yum!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

This!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

Hahahahahaha :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

DO IT! doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit!

Bridget Pie-slayer!
Braw! Up to her ears in gravy! Nyom!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Who slayed all the pies.

Who slayed all the pies...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

Bitesized dragon pieces.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)

tampons

that match the size of her butt

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

why did you go there,
and use the T word

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

that ?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

don't give me that

you know exactly what word
*evils*

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

the

? shit tell me

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

you know...

the things women use when theyre on you know what, you know when.

...forget it, I don't like talking about it

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

ermm.. money. that's it.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

Thems catalogs do all sizes got they.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

Its beer

Big bottle. That notch in the blade is her bottle opener.

(Wize, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)

curvylicious

...

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

haha

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Shada, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

yays

I keep hearing her say, 'It's not Terry's. It's mine!'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

Nailed being the optimum word . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

Whatcha PMJ-J

I'm bored and refreshing whilst pondering things I'd probably much happier if I never bothered to think about.

How's things?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

Things are a big pile of "Meh" in my part of the world.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

Awww!

You need your own cosy dungeon and an endless supply of pencils . . .
Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)

I'm hearin' ya sistah

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

sexy demon kicker, that

very ace

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

She reminds me ever so slightly of Miranda in Grey's

Still love the sword :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

Looks like it might be a good comedy series. very different to your normal tits and ass characters.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

^this

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)

That

Chloe looks nice and all, but I bet she'd have trouble beating up demons, with those big jugs and a thin waist... :P

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

she should be raped by demons.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

It wouldn't be rape

...She'd enjoy it too much, I'd bet, judging from the things we've seen her get up to.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

oh well..

i prefer my real sex life.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Depends on what formulas her R&D teams come up with :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

do more SA, not fat chicks in whore-boots dammit!

;)

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

More SA the'morrow.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

works for me.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

SA is hard, fat chicks are easy...

...or so I've heard... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

pffft!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

The wink

Reminds me of Anne Robinson, which makes me sad.

The rest doesn't, and is most woo / would.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

woot

your brill

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)

would

definatley definatley would

(GIbbonsrwild, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:15, archived)

It's nice to try new things, isn't it?

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

LOL

baggsy havin his change

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

*sticks to soup*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

how did he fit in there?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Easily.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

needs to move the cow and man down a bit

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

...pointing out jokes in the vague hope of finding something to insult you about since 2004!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

what? i dont understand :(

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

just below the coffee

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

Hahahahah

I love your stuff.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

i clicked this so hard!!

almost peed my pants

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hahaha

Obviously pissed off for being dispensed without a cup.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

oh fuck no sugar

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Lsat day of L-platedom!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

finally, freedom is within my grasp!

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

i wrote a poem about this. here it is:

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

that's mean. you're a big mean person.

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

*eats kitten*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

Good omen of a bull market . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

I ALWAYS press the wrong button

and then do that thing where you go to take a mouthful and find it's not coffee as expected but instead......MACHINE TEA!!!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

Bluueeergghhhh!!!!

Machine tea.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

i usually find out that it's not in room temerature..

and then no food tastes good for 2 days

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

*click*

fabarooonie

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

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Shada, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

good stuff

given me an idea

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connor, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

PLEASE tell me that's the vending machine in a china shop?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

that would be really bad planning

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)

haha!~

also woo to Dottie!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

What splendidly spindly legs

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)

afternoooon

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

*sniffs*

Mmmmm! *pours trill in*

Woo! Top shop as evar!

EDIT: I haven't done any art for yonks . . . so have an old Toucan
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Top

Toucan !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

ta! but . . .

Bah! I now want a Guinness!

Oh good GRIEF! I'm having a shit day!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

mmm Guinness

I hate Mondays !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

Toucan?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

no, that's now threecan . . .

that's now threecan . . .Woo!
I blimmin' love Toucans . . . and Hoopoes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

And hoopoes?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

wow.

very nice

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

Not as pleased with that one

It was only about the third or so that I did, I was still getting my eye in. Might do another one some day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

please do.

they are lovely

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

I took a couple pics of Hoopoes in Vienna zoo!

Cor! Blimmin' lully!
Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

*glees*

I love your birds

edit://

Click for bigger (392KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

Who pose?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

who paws

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

Toucan play at that game.

^{/Bobby Brown's exotic bird emporium}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

No, nore me...

* I don't know why either

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

seams right to me

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)

Bananabird!

Woo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

err . . .

tulip?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

Yeah, I know

I just wanted to say "bananabird"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

ring ding ding ding ding

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

BANANANABIRD!

EDIT: I only just realised that the wall has no shadow . . .
as you were

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

The shape of that superhero looks oddly familiar... ;)

Edit: *big hugs for shit days*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

yes, yes . . . many people, about 50% of the population have breasts . . .

yes . . . many people about 50% of the population have breasts . . .C]:0D

EDIT: Thanks! Muchly appreciated!
PAJAMAMAMAMAZON!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

The way obesity levels are going I think you can up that to 60 or 70%

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

Well, I for one have a proud B cup

I for one have a proud B cup *jiggles moobs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

It must be a translucent wall to enable the spray can to cast a shadow...

...I think.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

maybe the shadow is being cast

from the reflection of a super bright light pointing at the reflective wall

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

pffft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

What are doing with that bana . . .

o_0

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

Wonderful {:-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)

it's the same banana i think

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

OH HAI POPULAR BANANANANANA!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

are you on speed today sir?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

no, I'm having a shit day

I'm having a shit dayand that does funny things to me . . .
really!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)

...and now I'm glad I did! :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

Her slip is showing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

one from ages ago...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

ahahahaha!! this is soup!!

i just found this, had to share:

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

He looks like the singer from my missus' other band :/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

How did he reach the microphone?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)

Not to be confused with the yellow bellied sapsucker . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

bighairymanchild.co.uk/board/8923192

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Very nicely done.

You must get sick of those words ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

ace

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connor, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

perfect !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

very nice :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)

Nicely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

Budgeriffodil!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

*poke!*

www.b3ta.com/board/8923189
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

Dafforigar!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

how does it smell?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

heavenly

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

bloody awesome

hello sir

you well?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

I'm sadly coming to the conclusion

That There will be a time when we meet for that beer that I actually consider opening your head and scooping out all that lovely talent.

Supreme as always, and not a little bit hatstand for a change.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

Beer !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

I'm having a beer now

and watching "it cane from outer space" and nobody can stop me. Muwahaha.

You good fella?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

am feeling fluey and bad throat

apparently wine, beer is very good for curing these ills so I shall have one or three in a bit ;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)

absolutely.

In fact I'm sure I'm getting that way myself so I suggest you double up and cure me too :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

wahey

*wanders off to DRINK!*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

top shoppage!!

i like this

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

Where to start plucking . . . hummmn . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

oh nooooooooooooooooo!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)

chuffin' awesome work :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

aaaaw. THey're loveliest when they bloom in November.

Woo and 'ningles matey. I see you've gone back to the orginal domain. Did the new own chaffe?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

ello *waves* got bored with new one :(

was a bit o fun :)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

Maybe you should register spottybottom.net

I checked, it's available.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)

haha

*registers*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

That's marvellous!

*clickeroo*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

Lovely.

But what noise does it make?

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)

Stabby Goodness!

(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

bighairymanchild.co.uk/board/8923192

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8923192

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

*buys*

*puts on head*

*dies*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

this is better than whelks

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

this is better than everything, it's just won the entire internet.

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

Hahaha

I'm waiting for the delux. The one that has the utensil for getting boy scout out of horses' hooves.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

Dammit!

I forgot to add, it's a mean toothpick for picking steaks out of your teeth....

That's right, steaks....

(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

bindun:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

Well

Balls to it then!

(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

\o/

*Cheers*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

looks like ice cream

made me giggle

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

you loon!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

fat free!

*scoffs entire box*

*bokes*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

WHAT IS THIS WHELK THING?

National Whelk Day?

ARGH WHAT.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

they come from the sea

apparently

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

This could well be true, you know.

*trusts*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

^This^

x 57.23423567789236783

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

A whelk is one of several species of large sea snails, marine gastropod molluscs found in temperate waters.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

Fucking whelks, dude.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/13551

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

I know realise.

But why do you just put whelk into something which is nothing to do with, or sounds like whelk?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Because there isn't much else you can do with a whelk, really.

Rhymes with elk....

That's about it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

This ^^^

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

Holy smoking whelks, Batman...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha superb whelkery!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!!!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

Holy Whelk Skills, Batman!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

I for one

whelkom this sort of thing

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

I whelkill you for that pun.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

this is the looniest thing on the board today

hahah

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

Hahahahaha YES!

that is all.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

hahahha - this is the best

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

best whelk ever

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

Holy giant whelk transportation, Batman

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

hahahahaha

jee willikers

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

*clicks tae feck*

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)

WHELK!

I'm lovin' it, and I'm clickin' it.
I keep giggling at the way he skids to a brief halt, whelk held high. Smokin' :)

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Three Dog Man, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)

I want a cornetto now damn you freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

Sorry I haven't been here today.

What with the whelk bandwagon?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

It are National Whelk Day :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

Ah a whelkome reply.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

i have no idea why, nor what's going on here.. serious birds

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

fight!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

This doesn't help my hangover

has anyone else been hungover at work today?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

It's like ORLY X_treme!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

YA RLY!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

looks alot like this:

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)

RPM

real photo monday

just outside of amsterdam

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

Orly Airport

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

office loled

infront of my boss.. i will be out of a job i think

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

haha!

I saw this the other month and scrambled for my phone, but didn't get get it out in time :(

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)

Coo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

as much as I hope

that is giving a certain bitter, vile Scot a seizure right now I shall have to adblock it for headache reasons.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

Alex Ferguson?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

i'm sorry,

but japanese fighting scenes without flashing inverted images are not japanese fighting scenes.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

could you narrow that down a bit

/and less of the national generalisation please...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

Oh I'm not putting his

vitriolic nature and bitter hatred of anyone doing better than him down to him being Scottish. That's merely a by-product of him being a self-loathing cunt.

My mother is a Glasgow lass so no Scot bashing from me ( well I do actually but only pertaining to certain of my thankfully dead relatives )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

Wolfmonkey is only small, but don't make him angry...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha

*fears*

What's this about whelks?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

Awww!

*prods with a stick*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)

aaaargh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

Oh yeah, forgot to say he eats whelks for lunch ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

very nicely done!!

woo

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)

that's lovely *clicks*

imagine clicking your fingers though really when that happens

the poor sod would be twisted and crushed into almost a jelly like state where his guts just sort of run back up your jumper if you had your hand help up when clicking.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

Horses stole my car!!!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

i like this.

nothing else to say!

it seems you're taking over the FP, you cheeky bastard :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

I have to admit I'm feeling rather smug...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

*hands croissant*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

*wears croissant like a big smug bastard grin*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

*rolls up newspaper*

*stuffs up smug arse*
Ha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

I was here when he joined b3ta

I think I clicked every one of his first posts back when he was but a naive noob!

...shoulda just knocked him over and stolen his hummus. Grrr.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

you just

like the fresh meat :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)

you're so close

... i reckons you'll get em eventually

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

I hate it when that happens

Bloody horses! Shoot them, I say.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

Nice car!

Very woosome sir!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Tch

Reckless and foolhardy. Bad hossys.

*clicky*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

How did they do that when you are clearly still sitting in it?

Woo though

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

kidnap too?!

what's the world coming to?

*shakes head sadly*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

horses kidnapping a man

and his car, still fail to shock me

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

I have no idea,,,,

How do all of us b3tains keep so happy?

*shakes head vigoriously*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

Donkeh!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

mustang!

edit: filename check... duh.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

SALLY!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

donkeydoodletastic

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

Oh yeah!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

wel at least you're in pursuit

horses nicked my car last night, didn't even see the fuckers..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

Well if you drive a Mustang!

woo.
'ningles all. Today I have mostly been sleeping.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

Glad to see in our current PC climate..

..that you had both a black and white horse as the offenders

(although I was upset to see the coloured horse seemed to be the driver - assuming l/h drive? maybe his white mate talked him into it though, so no worries)

Excellent image too - nice one

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)

Hahahaha

Nicely done!

Now what's all this whelk stuff about?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

This clearly shows the power of the horse !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

ahahahha

I know that car model :)
I can imagine what has inspired you...

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

Bindun yet?

To De-ris & clear my name.

What is it with all these lacist commentators?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

i've done this once, but it was too small back then

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

It still is!

What's happening there?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

doritos and dip

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

I recognised it just after I typed that

What's the 5 bit or was that there already?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

I dunno what's going on

How come everyone is so flaming sensitive these days?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

I've no idea

you fucking fartmonkey.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!

*flounces off*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Another flounce day

would be fun ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

Best of all the flounces

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

Best. Ever. Flounce :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)

IT'S TOO BROWN!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

~~fartmonkey~~ porch monkey

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

HAha

Spear chucker is a classic but has always been seen as very offensive.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

Yeah but it's also an affectionate term for a javelin thrower...

I would say that the racist people are the ones who are shouting "BUT YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK!", not Jim Rosenthal.

It's ridiculous.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

It is really

I know how it was said but it did make me laugh when I heard it.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

* gets offended

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

So, what, you're not allowed to call someone what they are anymore?

What is the problem?!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

You can shut up you fence with holes in!

* Only joking Mrs T

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)

You jiggling male personage you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)

Oh TAN

you made me look at the Scum.
Nawty.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

I trawled everywhere else*

*looked briefly

Sorry sah!
:s

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

again, it's a 'blown out of proportion' moment

he was referring to her sport in a whimsical way - they do know each other quite well - and not directly about her. It probably never even occured
to him until afterwards what had been said and the way it could have been taken, hence the swift apology.
It's not like Brundle a few months ago and his 'pikey' comment, which was obviously directed at a group

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Did anything happen to Brundle over that?

Disciplinary-wise.... not linchings by pikeys....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)

I'd be annoyed if he had.

Who decides that words are suddenly wrong? It's language for fuck's sake. Gypsies have always been called Pikeys in some areas. The same as Pakis have always been called Pakis, especially within their own communities.
Words are not insulting and rarely derogatory, it's the context in which someone uses them that gives them vehemence.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)

That's the trouble

with old folk. They don't know the PC 'rules' and just go about their business every day.
My father still has a rather embarrassing trait of referring to his long, long time West Indian mate as "that black bastard". ( in his company I hasten to add ) and neither of them seem to have an issue with it or understand that anyone else might. ( the gentleman in question is just as incredibly un-pc in his conversation too )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)

bwahahaha

according to the daily fail
"One viewer wrote on an internet forum: 'The term is highly racist to black people. The only more offensive thing he could have said was what we shall leave as ‘the N word’.'"

what about things like, fucking darky, one o' them coloured folk or some such? calling a olympic medallist javelin thrower a spear chucker is hardly the end of the fucking world.... but then i sup[pose i'm not black and therefore don't quite know how offensive it could be. oh well. i'll reserve comment. i'm gonna phone ofcom anyway.

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)

To that user:

I'm sure the aforementioned black people (or indeed javeliners) can be offended without your help if they so wish. Fuck off.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

hahaha exactly the sort of answer that's needed.

i was reading Charlie Brooker in G2 last week and he suggested that ofcom should have a balance system. if one person complains, but another person complains about the complaint, then both are equalled out and counted to zero. i for one think that's a fucking brilliant idea.

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

she has a good tan

(dogof2head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha - un Berlusconi piacevole

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)

That's disgusting

he should apologise to Andrew Sachs immediatly

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

and sign the sachs offenders register

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)

Oh gawd

I need 10cc of *SPANG* immediatly

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)

hehehehe

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

1) That's just racist! Just coz he's white and called someone that does a sport by pretty much what she does.

2) You do not clear your name as it's obviously you've been on the Sun site:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)

Jim Rosenthal..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)

Shopped pictures only

etc etc etc

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)

Hahahaha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)

Biddy biddy...

(

Ninj, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

now, that's a *click*

right there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

Hi JP!!

How ya doin fella? ;D

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Ninj, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

Too busy. And not smoking nearly enough. But, aside from that, pretty good.
Your good self?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Ooh...

...not bad ta sir :-)

(

Ninj, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

*waits for DTH*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

*gets in the queue waiting*

shift over, you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Wait your turn

'Allo :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

'Allo, chuck.

*slyly trips Mrs T. over*

Ha - Front of the Queue!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

*gnaws ankles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

*edited* Well, as usual, that seemed to be the wrong thing to say.

*gives up*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

*puff* *pant*

sorry I'm late . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

^This

Woo though!
'noon Mrs T!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

RIS? The robot has a hat like a silver glans

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

You're serious, aren't you?

*faints*

Edit: How old *are* you exactly?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

sorry, not very good at this game am i?

Im 28

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

28?

Me too, even I can remember some of mispent childhood

Come on guy, work that brain!!!!

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

Hmmm. OK

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century is the topic here...

;-)

That *points up to top of thread* robot was also in it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

oh ffs just wikid it - thank you!

1981? not seen it before but it looks interesting, especially if it has a robot with a hat like a silver glans in it :o)

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

Oh, don't worry, it was shite, utter shite.

Just like the original Cattlecart Galactica.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

...and so was Erin Gray...

...Ahhh, Wilma

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

Winner of the award for

'Best Use of White Spandex Jumpsuit'

Ahhh, yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

You are 12!

aicmfp!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

^ this.

with added ^ this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

i am not so please stop grooming me in private messaging

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Haha

1 gaz is not grooming...

;)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

Groomer!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

that is

so cool!

have a big kerlick!

(IPFreely, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

Hahaha

It's bindun by DTH, but still good ;)

Also..

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

this chick looks evil :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)

Can't disagree with you there, sir.

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

Yeah, but he's quite low down in the pecking order

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)

Excellent!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Hell yeah!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

Chav in the hole!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

pff

haha :D

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

haha needs more eyes!

and nom!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

heeheehee

*nom nom nom*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

that? right?

but with eyes and noms. i remember

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

Robot Rock

(

Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

Holy moley!

That's superb!

(

Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

lovely stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

Lovely.

How'd you do that?
Clever boy...

:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

like you can't...

you master of animation you :D

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

Swift 3d.

It's good fun to play with. Particularly if you like building robots.

(

Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

I read that as

robot cock

I was a tad bit disappointed

woo though!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

Funny enough, so did I

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

oh us dutchies

silly we's

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DE-DER

DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DE-DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DE-DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DE-DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DE-DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DE-DER

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

this hole

it was meant for me

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spaceage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Lover-ly

I can't stop looking at them ... it's the little jump that gets me every time!

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

I know what you mean

It's mesmeris...............

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Tres Bien!

now what is the little fella's name?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

Egon

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Egon Ronay Robot?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

yup

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

good. I'm glad that's decided.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

Egon...

as in, when he falls off the bottom of the board 'Eh? Where's Egon?'

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

*spangs*

Good grief....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

That's such a Dad joke

Whenever there was something nice to eat and I asked "Who's that for" he's say "Ron. Later ron."

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!

dum der dum dum
dum der dum dum

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

Best adverts in forever!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=unMZVNTEm0Y&feature=related
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJ_oOQ3jCo

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

deeeee-liteful morris dancing

a woo

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

That's too good!

woo and yay, with a side order of clickage.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

very nice.

is that a stock model or one of your own?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

One of my own

But on consideration a stock model would have taken up less of my day...

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

What a cute fella

He seems to be writhing in pain though - substuting WD40 for tabasco again?

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

the tortured

movements are all down to me. Cuteness came with him from these people.

www.sanctumart.com/mod/bcs/index.php?TopID=16

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

The one at the front seams to have broken his left leg?

c^wl^oi^oc^ok

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

woo

(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Strictly Botroom Dancin' say I

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

woohoo!

boogie boogie!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Lovely motion there!!

W/Y/H

Can I borrow them one day?
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

As long as you return them in a clean, un-violated condition.

...

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

You don't even know me yet you know me so well...

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Shake your botty.

I don't know why but I want to kill him.

But then I want to kill everything this morning.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

*Sings magic roundabout theme to self*

yep - woo detected.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

oh yes!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

Should I not bother buying Christmas presents then

seeing as we're all going to be devoured by this beast?

Woo!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

Hahaha!

No idea about this, but have it anyway...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

pussypartspussypartspussypartspussypartspussypartspussypartspussypartspussypartspussyparts

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

pussy patch.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

it's a multiwhelk!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

and a strangely mobile multiwhelk at that...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

MULT-TI-WHELK

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

she shells shea shells?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

Not quite everybody loves

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xandmi, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

ahahahahahahhaha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

As I believe I mentioned earlier,

Long may it continue, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

eek

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

wow. seamless

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

haha

( you might not get this, being all foreign and stuff. )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

i've seen this photo around.

didn't get it though.. being all foreign and stuff

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

The TV programme

is called Shameless. It is about a suburb of Manchester ( filmed in Gorton, based upon Ordsall, Salford ) and is one of the funniest and most inspired TV shows I have ever seen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shameless

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

thank you so much for this information!

i can now breath again!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

If you get the chance to download them

I'd suggest that you do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

if i didn't get the image

what makes you think i will get a tv programme about suburb of Manchester ( filmed in Gorton, based upon Ordsall, Salford )?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Because it's good and should appeal to anyone.

It would also ive you more insight into the 'chav' mentality that you hear about.
Hey, don't bother, it was just a suggestion.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

haha!

one in the middle needs more croissant

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

that's excellent

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

being from Manchester and whatnot...

I gets it

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

Oooh

a local girl. Up for some grooming?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)

no thanks

I like to be unaware of being groomed, you've just killed the moment, well done.

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)

bollocks.

I live in Alderley Edge now. You'll come around ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)

DOUBT IT

you're probably too old anyways :)

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)

Too old for what?

I'm only after someone to play Ker-Plunk with.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

oh okay

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

Nice.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahaha look at the seams on the one on the right

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Yeah, the one on the right looks fooking awful

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Yikes

I think I'm developing a guilty crush on James May - is that very wrong?

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

yes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

It's the hair.

I think if you realise that, if he has a hair cut, he looks like Tony Blackburn then your guilty crush won't be a problem.

James May
Tony Blackburn

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

why

is hammond's beer belly not in the right beer belly position?

(dogof2head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

It's in the "suck in your gut" position

that some men adopt when there's a camera in the vicinity.

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

OI!

it's merely a (gut) reflex that men have no control over. We'd never get to pass on our genes without such tactics.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

Which serves to perpetuate the myth that you are the bronzed adonis she has been waiting for

and not the workshy layabout she'll end up cleaning up after.

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

see above^^ ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

*makes mental note to teach her future daughters about the tricks men use*

*Then realises that her mother warned her and she didn't listen either*

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

there are one or two of us that

don't fit the mold. Surely you saw me naked for 10K? ( sadly never will be as bronzed as you'd want as long as I have a hole in my ass )

my beer gut is still ( barely ) under control aged 43.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

Goodness!

The same age as me, eh? How curious....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

astounding.

There is only one way to decide who is best....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)

What?

Me buy you a beer?
Isn't that the way these things are done?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)

I was rather hoping for some kind of competition

whereby we let the ladies of b3ta molest us both and give us marks on our performance.
We might not like the results, but hey....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)

Cnn we just stick with the beer idea...?

no-one would want to see that ^, frankly - now would they?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

you know you can buy image editors these days

you dont have to edit the raw binary

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

You bought yours?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

i work for adobe

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)

I resisted as long as I could, but here goes:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

Excuse me, sir but you're under arrest for having caused that man there *points*

To keel over from what we call "Seamshorse Hysterical Giggling"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

^ That's the one I was talking to you about last week

the "sans horse" seamshorse ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

*tries to stop laughing and get up off the floor*

*fails spectacularly*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)

*wipes tears off keyboard*

oh christ that's so bad it's....
*starts laughing again*

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)

Whelk!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

sexy moves

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

I am so glad you found something to do with this

I knew it needed animating, but didn't know what to do

I thank you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

I've no idea what the living part of a whelk looks like...

I think I've possibly drawn a Martian.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Oh yesh!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

Whelktastic!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

ACE!!

Two FPs, congrats you smasher *click*

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Ninj, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

I know! Two of them...

:D
Made me feel all warm and special inside.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

For freebs...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

arf!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

This film is now 10% more watchable

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

What is this,

Whelk Day or something?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

duh

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

Hurrah.

Joyous whelkday

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh, do keep up...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)

cor!

now that's what I'm talking about 22

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

ahahah

office lol!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

God I watched that once...

I never want to see another gastropod as long as I live...

EDIT WHELK THREAD!!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

superb stuff

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

*reposts 'Shit I'm A Snake'

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

*rofls all over again*

Now repost 'My guitar is fucking tiny! please
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

I lost it in the great picture loss of 2007 or 2006 or whenever the fuck MSN decided destroy and delete my account

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

well, just repost it along the lines of

just repost it along the lines of*reposts 'Shit! I'm a snake!'* please
PLEEEEEASE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

*reposts 'My Guitar's Fucking Tiny'*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaa!

*claps* That's BRILL! I never tire of seeing this!

Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

hello, good evening and whelkome

also arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

Hello, good evening and SPANG!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

hahaha luv it

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

hahahah

great

Jade goody speaks German

Welcommen

Whelk ommen

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Whelk Omen?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

breaks out the size 10 Spang Handle!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

What's with the whelks?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

who knows

i saw a couple and as i'm easily led i joined in, thank gawd i wasn't alive in 1930's germany

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

Back to the day job for Cindy

A nightmare I had last night - prolly bindun I'm sure

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Who dat?

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Cindy McCain

She ate my face in a dream I had last night. Didn't like. :(

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

i wish someone would eat my face :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

Eats Arse on Fires Faeces

* ~~Faeces~~ Face (sorry about that)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

how can i forgive you after what you just did?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

Tonsil Tennis?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hey! Cindy! Leave pengin's face alone!

I thought it was Gillian McKeith but then realised the face wasn't sour enough.

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

I thought it was that

sour-faced harridan that was in Eastenders but I'm useless with TV folk.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

Thanx Joliet

*shudders at thought of the poo-sifter*

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

I dreamt last night that I dreamt about a girl I work with

a dream within a dream if you will, it was odd

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

I dreamt that I was watching a new Bottom Live show at the theatre

and when I got home I could only remember the live shows that had gone before the one I'd just seen.

Then I woke up at 5am. Not impressed.

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

I had a dream once

that I woke up, showered, got dressed, went to work and did the 9-5 ... then just as I was about to "go home" I woke up and had to do it for real. Wasn't impressed.

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

oooooo

thats a bastard

and why should we not have our tattoos removed?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Indeed...

As for the tattoos - it hurts like hell, costs a fortune and now instead of a nice (if somewhat misguided) tattoo it looks as though I have necrotizing fasciitis, or some similar flesh-eating disease.

Not a good look!

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

I have no idea what this is about?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

RIS

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

I don't get it

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

This ¬

www.b3ta.com/board/8922775

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

I know it's MAHOOSIVE . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

the fonz

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

CANDY MOUNTIN!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

That's an awesome flash

Charlie sounds like Seth McFarlane

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Bluueeergghhhh!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

O_O

horsey's sick?

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

is she related to the guy in the skittles advert and touching her tongue

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=exgpW2_MbRM

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miamistu snagglery, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

yuck

look at those fingers

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

Goatse fingers...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

*vomits* *vomits* *vomits*...

and so on

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

I agree with Stu

That's a skittles overdose right there.

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

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