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# Cut-backs at the BBC


'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Cutbacks by spending shitloads on a shit re-design?


Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ahh come on now.
People donate loads of money to Children in Need. The cost of re-design will easily be swallowed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# But it looks shit!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Ahh, but the kids love it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# that's what HE said
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Ahh!
/realises he should stop using 'ahh'
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Children in Need is just Comic Relief's shit brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Children in need?
it's them or us, so lets get the little fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah, but Comic Relief is all about Johnny Foreigner
Children in Need is especially for home-grown idlers and wastrels.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ah the eternal dilema.
Who is more needy? Forrins in actual poverty, or good ole british chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# There is no way that hat is gonna fit onto Pudsey!
:D

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Kill the sex monster!
also I don't much like gary glitter or that chick. who is she btw?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Kerry Katona
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Aw
I got collared into buying a Pudsey keychain at the doctor's last night

still not sure I actually want it but the Mrs likes it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Smarties FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# woah nelly! *hides*
and 'ning to you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# For how long has Pudsey looked like that?!
I havnt seen that show for about 10 years now :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I think it's new this year
Those crazy executives and their "change = progress"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# progress = stealing a winnie the pooh costume from Eurodisney
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# RACE THAT BEAR!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# this happens when I'm not looking
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# overt furtive!
"roger roger, dropping bombs now"
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# TJing myself for a moment
In order to properly test Just Flange's hypothesis (http://www.b3ta.com/board/8929040)
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# B3TA BOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# the polar bear's answer to the shrinking polar ice caps
just skim over the fuckers!
ain't nature grand?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Look at him go!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# It's coming straight for us!!!!


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Who needs ice anyway!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# The penguins are the only reason to watch Madagascar
/Film 2008 blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Ningles B3tans
how are we all this morning?

Woo to flying bears -- it reminds me of a game I used to have on the Sega...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I see Rob was on the telly box last night
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Good 'ning sir!
What was he in, Ground Force repeats?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Genuine LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# O rly?
What top 6 million show was he on this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# erm... pop moments we hate to love or something
... talking about how Daphne and Celest used to be good or something ... I wasn't really paying that much attention until I saw his handsome visage and then it was gone... on to Rob Dearing talking about something similar... how Kerry Ketonia shouldn't have been voted Britain's best mum
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ah I see.
I can understand his glorious flaming bonce distracting you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# the missus was distinctly unimpressed
by my jumping up and down and shouting. She put Ritalin into my coco :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is what you get for being an internet geek who knows people in the real world :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Her: What's wrong?
Me: It's ROB! Rob's on the telly!!!
Her: do we know him...?
Me: ... well - he's king of the board people
Her: Geek ... come here and let me tickle you GeekBoy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Hehehe
The beardedwife has learned to ignore my random giggling as it usually means it's B3ta related.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Ning Prof!
It is funny you should say that....

www.b3ta.com/board/8928411
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Where do you download them?
'ningles

/lazy blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I'll gaz you the links.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Sweet!
*Wonders if he can get away with playing games all day*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Be warned.
You will very easily lose all day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# GAIN GROUND
and... Streets of Rage and... Streets of Rage II and... Quack Attack and...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Oh wow!
I forgot about Streets of Rage :D

It is a bit difficult to remember games I haven't played since I was about 8 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# yeah ... I'm trying to think back
Areton Senna F1... Virtua Racer - MY GOD! that game cost me like £60 way back when....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# That may have been the case,
but at least you had game play on those old consoles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# GOD yeah
I think I had little big adventure too... was Populous on the mega drive?... The old Sonics are so much better than the news ones... My mate had a MEGACD; fuck me they were shit... Quick Time Events agogo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Off to the P.O now.

:)
Followed by off to work
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Yay!
And boo :(

Thank you Stanbo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# No probs
Laters dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# \o/
I did this a while ago and I found a lot of the games I loved disappointing -- flashback especially -- Gain Ground though - if you're not playing that and loving it I think I might disagree with you

:)

I spent most of last night trying to get my NSLU2 to FUCKING WORK YOU CUNT. I'm not as l33t as many of you may have been led to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Lots of letters and numbers just confused me then :D
I did download Altered Beast, and it is still wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# RIS FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I used to have one called 688 attack sub
where the splash page was better than the game and the manual was too complicated so I just tended to sit there sending out pips
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It sounds much like Ecco the Dolphin to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# something witty about melting polar ice caps
and fox's glacier mints.

or just a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# zoomy bears
more shock. more awe. trez woo
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# thats fantasmagoric!
much better that the 1 from early this 'ning if you don't mind me saying
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# As requested, Kate Beckinsale gets a photoshopped sexchange:
and 'he' ends up looking pretty silly in her 'I'm so vulnerable' pose...


Previous: b3ta.com/board/8926991
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Inflatabeckinsale!
Nice work :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Did it last night whilst watchin telly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I would like to see more :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# nicely
*saves and speeds up, watches kate pant....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Would!
Ah fuck it..would would!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I know I might regret asking this, but
who is she and what did she do to get famous?

I know I recognise the name.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Underworld
vampire flick chick
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Her dad was also Lenny Godber
which gives anyone the right to be on tele and in films if you ask me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# 8/10 needs more Buffy
then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Haha
that's true - Buffy would wipe the floor with her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# emmerdale, i think
but that's going by what my mum says. i don't watch soaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# S'alright, I had no clue either....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# IMDB says
she did some art house films, some UK TV (Emma?), The Last Days of Disco then a load of stink fests like Pear Harbour, Under World, Van Helsing, Serendipity...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I don't think I've seen any of those

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hehehehe
she looks like Crispin Glover!

these are damn fine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# she used to make such good films
and now she doesn't ... now she makes such poor films.

Silly Kate.

Sorry - I'll rephrase that - she was in Last Days of Disco which is a film I used to love but haven't seen in a while... aside from that she's not been in very much very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I quite enjoyed Vacancy
as a guilty pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I LOVED The Last Days of Disco and the Alice through the looking glass thing she did was great
... but since then I'm consistently disappointed.

In terms of guilty pleasure - I really enjoy Practical Magic and I have no idea why...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# These weird me out
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# thats ace
and she looks hot as male or female :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# just lucky sometimes
(denki, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# This has a nice rhythm to it
and reminds me of the stuff Leningrad came up with
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Global warming!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Tea and toast and habit forming!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# -o-
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# YMCA?
dibs I get to be the indian. Native American.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# making a digital hardcore song about it.

guess what the lyrics are!
(denki, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:13, archived)
# "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# "i hope the pee smell goes away"
(denki, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# put a donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# BASSLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# The smell of wee-ee-ee-ee
Taking me to ecstacy-ee-ee-ee


/runs off to dig out some happy hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# G'morgan!
(welsh for morning)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# trash couch looks comfy
that is, when i can see it through the retina-scarring flashing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# what's the point
if it isn't retina-scarring?
(denki, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# you have a good point
but i have two.
*jabs nipples into denki's eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Hahaha
and good morning Smash Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# morning!
i am tired and very pissed off today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Now why is that?

*internet cheering up attempt*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# that sodding cat has filled my home with fleas
she's gone, so they're biting me. i haven't slept properly for days, the itching is driving me crazy! i've just emailed my sister and told her to get me some flea spray here after work, or i'm likely to go postal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# How dreadful

I've been there. Just wear your wellies until the spray arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# i'm just glad i've got cushioned flooring
i'm still going to have to spend most of the day washing bedding and hoovering, but it'll be worth it, my ankles look like elderly damaged salamis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ver'nice stuffz.
Minor TJ, anyone else feel as synical as me regarding killerkitti's pic on the popular page? is it not just a reflection of how shallow this place is sometimes, that as soon as a young chick starts vectoring pictures of herself in her pants everybody swarms in with warm compliments and praise?
even though someone like mofaha has been shopping shit like that (and much better IMO) for ages and rarely gets more than about 5 responses?

/naivetyshowingthroughasidisplaysurpriseatthefactthataninternetforumisseeminglyfullofundersexedpervsblog

EDIT: i can't respond to all the replies but i'll say that some points are raised below which make me feel a little out of order for my comment. she's definitely taken a step forward in her style, but i think that if any Emo guy had been posting the claptrap that she has been doing for so long he would been flamed to obsucrity. i think boobs on b3ta = more replies, but i also suppose that b3tans aren't stupid and won't allow this fact to mask the fact that someones got no talent.

all in all, bit of both camps.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I know what you mean
I love Mofahas stuff.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I know what you're saying...
but micto does stuff like that (not of himself obviously) and it always goes down well and I must say KK's is pretty good, surely you can appreciate?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Huh what? *checks*

I see what you mean. Not nearly as good as Mofaha's stuff, but also much better than her usual stick figure emo band pictures.

But to be honest, Mofaha's work is of such constant quality, I run out of things to say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Pretty much this
I click whatever strikes me as particularly good, quite often his stuff is so consistently good that I skip over it, but occasionally I still see stuff I particularly like. I clicked the killerkitti one without realising it was hers, I'm still not sure whether I would still have clicked it if I'd realised tbh, it is very good but essentially a Mofaha.

Still. Most of us have copied a style before in the process of learning I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# That's rather well put
morning miss!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *bows*
'ning sah.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# this^
kk has posted some nice stuff over the last couple of weeks, having mofaha as a tutor/step dad is clearly paying off, note he's the first in with the deserved praise.
also, it would appear the popular page can be influenced with a single click, god knows how some of the shit i post ever ends up on there, although i do have lots of incriminating pictures of b3tans doing things to goats in my favour.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I never understood how the pop page worked
I think my images only ended up there once or twice anyway ;)

Fact is that I never ever got frontpaged again once the pop page was introduced.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# now that really does surprise me
would expect you to have a shed load of fp's.

i tend not to pay too much heed to pop' page and such, it's always nice/surprising to see one of mine on there but to be honest if i get a single nice comment on the board i'm a happy bunny, especially if it's from someone whose stuff i admire myself. the /board isn't noted for giving unbiased, considered, appraisals of work.
take the /board comments seriously at your peril.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Well I for one think you are shit ;D
Ning GSTQ! Ning Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# and you wonder why i have you on ignore
'ning chap.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *is confused by the paradox*
You good?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ning chap!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I must admit I never even look at the FP
or the popular page

I agree with you. I like getting a nice comment from someone I respect on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Obviously not.
You have been on there more than you think!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hmmm
really?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Yup!
For real!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I can't believe 2005 was your last one!!
The mods must have you on ignore.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hehe I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# 12th November - Wear your PopEye!
...
We'll never forget you John Rambo!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:57, archived)
# That's not a poppy.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Poor John's confused as always??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Leave him alone, he's 72.
No wonder he didn't win the election, being so confused all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Just don't tell this poor soul
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i looooooove rambo.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)
# You will love this then

Every Rambo Film In 30 Seconds

I'm off to work now - see you all in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:19, archived)
# almost...
fortunately it was the wrong colour and alerted me...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahaha woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# 12th november - The Coati of Constant Consternation


As suggested by Redshushi!Whoop!Whoop!

Plus, yesterdays in a wallpaper size
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:47, archived)
# i knew this was you as soon as i saw it
it's most woosome.

EDIT: might i suggest the sloth of wistful regret?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# ^this
and this^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# this is a very good picture,
have you ever considered working in pornography?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Yes,
I previously starred in "Check my Troublesome Rash VII".

Happy days
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# hahaha, i'll have to see if i can find a dvd copy of that.
im going to bed now, good night all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Aaaaaaay *thumbs up*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# And so it appeared....
JUST LIKE THAT


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# arf!
unexpected fez!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# I like that picture
but you're not here to sue any of us are you? I mean can you please wait till I've bought some pornography from Dr. Dyslexia? I'm sure he has that nasty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# needs more rounded sword
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# nicely done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Nice one! I do love your style.
I rather like coatis. Here's one a couple of weeks ago. He was after my lunch during a picnick

Coati
(cfm)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Top stuff as usual
Here's a suggestion: A Rodent of Unusual Size
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Heheh bindun


And good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Morning,
Mr. I-Have-A-Picture-For-Everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:58, archived)
# I've been accused of that before
but I don't think it's true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:09, archived)
# you watched south park recently
didn't you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# No, I haven't
and this is rather old stuff

How so?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Coati's are fucking win! :D

Cheers Paggety!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hi
who wants some porno?

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:27, archived)
# seriously you guys, i got all kinds of porn.
whos interested?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:28, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:28, archived)
# listen, porno is a serious thing we talk about here on the internet, if you don't want any porno then don't waste my time, sugartits.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:31, archived)
# porn is crap
why watch it when you can do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# I dispute your claim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# really?
you'd rather watch it than do it? i know tissues are cheaper than condoms, but seriously, i've never been a spectator.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:35, archived)
# no i wouldn't, i'm disputing the fact that I can do it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# ah, right
poor you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# don't you have a polythene playmate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# no
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# then you know what to ask santa for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# you fail to understand that the fine folks here at b3ta.com/board are the kind of folks, who do to social paralasis and terrible rashes, in fact, cannot do it, and can only watch and participate at home.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:38, archived)
# well
at least i know now what to get you all for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ma'am you needn't worry about me, i have plenty of ointment and there are lots of people here to take care of me,
you see, im a famous pornographer, i unfortunately cannot reveil my identity for if i do my ip address could be traced and i could be found by the secret government world bank cooperation that wants me dead right now, for my latest porno film "nuclear hot".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# is that the one
where the texan bimbo is giving a good sucking to the bloke with a cock painted to look like a nuclear warhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# due, to the secrecy, of the project i am not aloud to disclose anyfurther information
however i can tell you that yes, it did involve some sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# i thought it might
that warhead had a hell of a yield, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:56, archived)
# what have you got?
I have crudely drawn furries in comical situations
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:30, archived)
# well i have some free porn videos trailers clips,
free streaming porn clips free amature porn clips free gay porn free gay porn movies free gay porn videos free gay porn clips free gay porn video free 15 minutes gay porn free gay black porn free black gay porn gay porn free free gay porn sites free gay porn pic post free young gay porn free gay porn galleries free gay porn pics free porn videos pee porn, shit porn, amputee porn, animal porn, cat porn, two girls one cup, meatspin, anything in the world, you name it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# still no lesbian amputees taking it up the stump
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no, no.
we have it. trust me, im a pornographer.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# so, you're not a baker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# no, im afraid not, but much like a baker i still like to 'heat it up' ha ha
that is just a little joke we have here in the porno business. but seriously though, our job here at PoRnoTec is to bring you the finest in erotic technology. this week check your local sex shops for our latest product, The Well-Hunger, a special rope for auto-erotic asphyxiation, that gives a fun, safe, sexy experience!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# as endorsed by michael hutchence?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# no, im afraid all of our offers to celebrities for endorsments have been turned down
its seems no one wants to admit they like to choke it when they stroke it.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# fucking hypocrites!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# have you got a video of a woman flicking her bean as she boils a white rabbit alive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:35, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
# AWESOME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# this is so so so so funny.
i love it. i love you.

i want to buy this character and any other work, pornographic or otherwise made by you, as well as i am going to commission you three million dollars to draw our company, PoRnoTec, a new series of animated porno, an animated porno with attitude, call it 'pornotude' or something like that, work on the title.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ching ching
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# ching ching indeed my friend,
is there any chance you could also write some comics for our latest anime series, "DickHunter", we keep a minimal of at least five dicks per panel, could you handle that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# sound's like mad magazine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Got any mature porn milfs free video free pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:58, archived)
# yes i do.
she's called BEA AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hHAHAHHAHAAHhahHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)
# hi all i need help
[Mod: no, you need a smack in the chops. Go away.]
(nodeleteplz, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:54, archived)
# you need to fuck off
that's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:00, archived)
# ^ What she said!

With Knobs On!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:05, archived)
# knobs?
don't tempt me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:24, archived)
#
*Tempts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
#
I concur
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# what? no midgets?
fail!



no but seriously
GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# waits
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:07, archived)
# seriously this is pathetic, I can get fifty times the porn on youporn for free
your range of products is utter crap. no tranny porn, no animated, no piss porn, no foot fetish, no smoking porn I can sit hear all bloody day and list why your pathetic effort at advertising is only surpassed by you pathetic products and services.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
# you forgot the lesbian amputee porn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:12, archived)
# and scat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Now theres a thing...
* Googles lesbian amputee porn

Right... Im off now... for a while... I may be back later... I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:16, archived)
# I thought you were into furries.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:17, archived)
# This is true...
I just remembered (and the wife caught me) so I am back...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# take it up the stump, you slaaaag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:18, archived)
# You have such a way with words...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# yes. yes i have.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Here's a link for you too
failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/militia-fail.jpg
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I am scarred for life from viewing that
I never knew my uncle even had a computer ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# I'm still stunned,
your uncle has taste
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:15, archived)
# yes he has
he tastes of slightly cheesy sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Behold the Cunt of Wednesday!!!!
See him in all his glory

Stupid spambots.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:12, archived)
# monday's cunt is fair of face
tuesday's cunt is full of grace
but wednesday's cunt can go and rim a dead dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:14, archived)
# Did you ever know
that you're my hero?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:47, archived)
# i didn't
but i do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:48, archived)
# hahahhaha yes yes you do.
i love you guys, seriously, your funnier than most users on this website.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:28, archived)
# teletubbies say "fail!"
i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:29, archived)
# :D
its a failtubbie! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:31, archived)
# i like it even more now :)
i like your ghostbusters sig too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# yay
g'busters is great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# why did the cartoon egon
look so much hotter than the film egon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
# hahaha
they all did - plus peter sounded like Garfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# he was garfield
it was just a cunning disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:44, archived)
# this explains a lot
for example why he used to lick his own bum :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# because it's sterile
and he likes the taste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Got any porn that's free?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Oi, you!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Hurrah for Plympton!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# UNEXPECTED POLAR BEAR LUGE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
# zoomy bear
zooom
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:12, archived)
# neeeeowwwwwmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I ASKED A QUESTION AND I EXPECT A FUCKING ANSWER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:21, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:26, archived)
# this is rather excellent
but i can't give it the glee it deserves as i'm itching my fucking skin right off. my sister's cat has infested my house with fleas. does anybody know a safe, non-toxic spray i can use to get rid of these irritating vermin?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:28, archived)
# napalm
or pyrethrin
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:30, archived)
# fatal to insects
but also harmful to humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:32, archived)
# pyrethrin
or citronella, or stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:34, archived)
# i shall forward your suggestions to my sister
she will be footing the bill for this, whether she likes it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Sorry you're hurting
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# arf!
he looks better like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:10, archived)
# For MONOCROMATICO
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# WHERE'S THE BULLET CAM?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
#
the answer to your question is not available. please check the number before calling again. at the third beep it will be 8.25 precisely
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Her leg's hiding it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# and some more beach happy snaps
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:11, archived)
# thats me in the bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# losing your religion
thats you in the spotlight ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:15, archived)
# you know something?
fuck porno man
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:25, archived)
# absolutely !
it is utter filth and always has the same ending.. booooring
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Hahahaha,
That gave me a bad case of the lols.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
THE EVIL FLOATING PORN

IT BURNS MY PEE-HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# YES.
hahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Come to Maddie
Come to Maddie

bin done???

was going to do this ages ago with the video but i could never be arsed
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:47, archived)
# That's creepy and also somewhat woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# ,
maybe some time i will sit down and do the vid

or may be just redo this with out the seams
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# exxxcellent
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Happy baby day!
This is most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# b3taday happy!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Talk about robbin' the cradle . . . have a b5taday . . . starting the sixth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# did that come free with your breakfast ???
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# B#TADAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
#
BIG BOTTOM
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# how bizarre
human jelly beans
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Happy B3taday
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 5:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Street surf's up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# 8.2 million gigawatts ..... DUUUUUUUUUDE
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Way rad . . . ride the cosmic surf Ace !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I do like this pic!
But am I the only person who had to read this title a couple of times to get it?

This Is Your Son's Last Chance to Be a Father to My Grandchild
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# It is tricky . . . something about getting a vasectomy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Apparently no.
It got more complicated when I watched a couple of minutes of it. It turns out that their were cousins having sex with cousins and becoming partners and granparents who were cousins and brothers who were......*head asplodes*

JEREMYKYLELOLS!

EDIT: I think I better go to bed before my head dies! Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Windows XY
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# How did you take a print screen of my desktop?
You got teh h4><0Rz sk1llz
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I bet the one that says Not Porn
is the only one that has porn in it.

The women will never understand teh c0dez!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# nicely done
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# is that 95? ahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Actually
It's 98
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I tried to open the folder . . . tried start . . . nothing . . .
so I'll just enjoy the image !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# nice touch with the start button
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# It's got Ash
It should win by default.

I do like the crafty cdc!
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# It's the most manly picture I have
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# poor hannibal!
even the dead are scared of him!

EDIT: i'm bored shitless, so i'm off to bed. g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# nice tie...
...did he get that at Macy's?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# No, spirit, don´t leave my body now!
Noooooo...
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Yeah he is . . . he let the spirit out of the ghost . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# .


I can´t explain the jizz emanations by natural means.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# i love how animating microwave's pics has become a meme of its own
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I hope he doesn't mind . . . he's not said either way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# it's only when you verbally interpret it incorrectly
then he just shouts "NO!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
#
good picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# ITS A CLUM BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Hmm.
Now I want to watch Drawn Together.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# FOR CAPTAIN LAMBKIN
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# DESTROY ALL OTHER BALLOONS!
(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# That does look fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I was walking my dog the other day
and saw the HQ for this place - figured it needed something extra in the logo...

for RIS: www.ning.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ...
But I have some speakers linked up to a PS3 and laptop at the same time, it all works fine, but when I turn the volume down towards nothing, I get what sounds like a spanish woman speaking...

Any ideas? =/

[Edit] Now it's playing something similar to the Magic Roundabout theme...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# a little bit of harmonic ghosting
the speaker cables are picking up random radio waves.

cheap are they?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Cheapest I could find. :p
It's weird though, it dissappears if you turn the sound up.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Aye, it would come through
at a low frequency which will be drowned out by your output.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# you are clearly picking up spanish radio transmissions on your fillings
remove your teeth immediately with the FBI issue pliers that are being air-dropped to you by pigeon as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# AM freq interference?
I know it works the other way - I get all kinds of noise from computers on my radio.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Really?
Wireless has a lot to answer for :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# try walking around with an AM headset
all kinds of RFI !
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Don't mind if I dont ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# b3ta rules... boys drool
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Is that a morphed Hayden Panetierre?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# who
and no.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
#
i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/lbrownie/hayden-panettiere-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Phwoar :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# a quick PS job. NSFW
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/16581/1226459235/hayden.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Could at least
Done her top lady things as well :(
(or rather...undone?)
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# i knew she was short
but...
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# HHEELLLLOO!!!
WOW!...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# a quick PS job. NSFW
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/16581/1226459235/hayden.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Nice trailer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# (time for an intervention)...
...you've been on b3ta way too long my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# It must have been something I ate . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I am very glad that this post was, hmm, posted.
Yes I am.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# The lawn looks ready for some croquet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# hitting balls with hammers?
no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Going through wickets . . . is more of what I was thinking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# you used the dots (. . . )...
...i'm trying to break that habit...(oops)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I always use the dots.....
its a trade mark.....

and I can't stop it....

help.....


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# i feel so empty without them
.
..
...
....
.....
......
.......!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I go every other one . . .
I'm spacey that way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# damn them............
damn......

them.................

to hell!!!

ooohh, an exclamation mark... *covets*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Rappola made in fun of my dots...
...i haven't been the same since (suppresses the urge to make dots)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# atomic has a problem with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# that's true.
i can't keep my hands off them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# isn't a ding dong a sweet creamy pie?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# think of what i said
in the voice of leslie phillips (if you know who that is),
but i can't find a decent clip :(

edit: if there was a joke, im too drunk to understand it :D , which would be a sad thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# clearly
airbrushed and faked
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# yeah
that lawn is well fake like.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# i better investigate.
on both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# needs
bigger breats
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# i agree!
:)...thanks for stopping by, guys...see ya later... i have to consume my fair share of Guinness, and smoke lots of..."stuff".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Needs more reversed gravity


Then I would
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# more balloons!...
...YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Full of Shelium . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 5:18, archived)
# GOOD NIGHT BOARDS!


I GO SLEEPYS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# your head is leaking sheep!
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I wish!
Best super power ever!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# xXxNight fattyxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# xXxWOAH NELLY!xXx
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# xXxMaybe you didn't understand that his legs had just grow by it being bitten by a dogxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# BASTWANK!
And im off!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Night tiddler!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# so you dream of one big sheep that eats little sheep?
kewl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Goodnight!
I hope you dream of boobies...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# boobies?
i see those every day, i'd rather dreasm of sexytiems.
or zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# hmm
i only had zombie dreams after my first two dead set nights, the last two episodes did not cause zombification in my dreams

i think i'll write to charles brooker and complain, or get smashed and watch the last two episodes again on consecutive evenings, just to see if sobriety played a hand

and with that peramble i'm off to bed, and off /board for a few days, will see you when i return
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# zombie dreams ftw!
nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Lo Kenny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Nightnight
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I like this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# nighty
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# this giant moggy shall destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# YEAH!
form a single line please.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# bugger that!
i don't want death by pussy on my tombstone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# i do.
heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# what a way to go!
btw, did you know that tinkerbell is now the speaking clock?
no, seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# aw
bless
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# outta hummus*

*best viewed with firefox
previously
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# haha
what is happening WHAT IS HAPPENING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# dismemebered shark head snatches hovering humanette and scurries along pier
...that's what
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
WOAH NELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# xXxPlease stop that fattyxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I dont see whats wrong with it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# shark head, he's got a big shark's head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# funny stuff...
...i like the original one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)

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