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[challenge entry] He would fit right in....if it was Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha
And now he looks like Tony Blair:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Not only do they brew hate....



What a way to spend my day off, three pretty dire challenge entries, and a throat infection!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# YAY!
I condone this message! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# After doing some looking up, I have found out that I can drink with these happy pills
The only problem is, because the happy pills make you drowsy and so does alcohol, it just makes me go out like a light.

This is good, nice work on the text

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# enjoy your hibernation
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# that would be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Ah pills with pils.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# that would work well if I drunk lager
so for that to work, i will pretend that I do drink lager
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Or if you could only drink soft drinks.
You could still have tabs with tab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# A bitter ill to swallow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# That's just not true! I thought it was four blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# If I could shout at you
I would!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I notice, that this is not the import variant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Spanging pans at the ready....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Oh bravo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# haha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You knows it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# YAY!
That proves there's nowt wrong with compo, just need a bit of creative juiciness :D

Edit: and a pun/wordplay based take on life
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Redsushi!
Single handedly saving the compo since he could be arsed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# SPANG THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Nice pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Nice new wrinkle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Oh. My. Lord
*spangs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ho ho!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# God bless prostitute twins :D
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Y'see it's this sort of thing that keeps me here
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Fuck yeah,
everyone knows I am the greatest b3tan of all time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# your talent is only surpassed by your modesty!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Modesty is only for people who are half good.
When you are awesome like me, modesty just aint good enough ;D

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# now now, it's bedtime for you, young man
the world can only endure a limited amount of your goodness.
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# they tricked him you know
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahhahahahahahahahaha!
I get soccerball references.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# nobody else does it seems
they must be gay or something...

YEAH! TITS FOOTBALL YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I get it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Almost as unfunny as the real thing


Man, I hate my work mouse. And I hate when my boss decides to walk back and forth in the corridor behind me. And I hate that I'm where that's even an issue. Oh well, if I keep reading B3ta, that may go away :)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# \o/
why are comic strips in papers so painfully unfunny?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# even more so if they involve animals
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# the garfield strips where he is obese and cannot reach the floor are proof that you are lying
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# when was garfield funny
even when you take garfield out, its still not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ^ this. hard
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# It's some kind of memetic disease.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# because the poor bastard that draws them
has to come up with six strips a week - and a double length strip on Sunday.

The hummus well is not bottomless.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# when have any of these EVER been funny:
marmaduke, george and lyne, fred bassett, hagar the horrible, love is...

I'd type more but I can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Calvin & Hobbes
the exception that proves the rule?

EDIT: Bloody hell. If I'd scrolled down a bit more I may have avoided looking like a twat...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Because they haved to be as generic and uncontroversial
as possible to avoid offending any readers.

Given how easily offended most newspaper readers seem to be, the results were inevitable.

And thus Charlie Brown was born.

I can't think of many exceptions but Calvin and Hobbes is one.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I think Calvin and Hobbes is the exception
because Bill Watterson knew when to stop. Those cartoons were fucking aces.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# leave the words
"IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A MASSIVE CUNT" on your screen at 48pt.

That should sort things out. Woo to a dead fred bassett.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# very muchly true
need hamz though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hah!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# * votes for this *
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Fred is well funny!
you people just don't get it.
(dogof2head, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# wah waah elton wants his man milk waah waah
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!

Does anyone think it is ok to post a new thread already?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# do it :-)
and make us chuckle in our chuckle places.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I tell you what,
I will leave it 10 minutes as that will be an hour :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hehe
but dude there is still a kids head sticking out lol..
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Urgh...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# What have you done?
You've just filmed him at his country estate in Buckinghamshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# FuckingManforHire
more like!!!!eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# That must be the last time he rocked . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Elton John was amazing when he was younger
and I don't care what anyone says!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'm still standing and rocket man great...
...everything else not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# This is my favourite song ever by him!
It is awesome!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yYJIGYerpLg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'm still trying to find . . .
"Your Sister Can't Dance But She Can Rock and Roll" to download . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Silly Valin!
It is easy to find :D

www.mininova.org/det/1640563
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Top tip to you sir !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I have no respect for any man that doesn't own Goodbye Yellow Brick Road....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I had it when it was knew in vinyl . . .
Lost lots of things since then . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Excuses excuses ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha
uncharacteristically harsh, but true.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# VIOLENT ROCKING HORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Been sprucing up some old pics

Old version for comparison:

Shall I make it EVEN MORE scrotal?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# spruce it so it looks like a goose.
or a moose.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Goodlord, that's loverly!
:D

*edit* Oops sorry, wrong reply, well, you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Dottie!
been loving your recent output of paintings, splendid stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# The word scrotal is disappointingly underused in everyday conversation
remember, just 4 hairs per faux ball :)

edit: how rude of me, it's most woo
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That is quite a transformation
very nicely lit, texturised, and colourised.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Cheers. The texture on the body is from a kiwi-fruit :p
I didn't want to stoop to photographing my own balls. Or anyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# well you missed a trick there, love ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# shush!
don't be giving away artistic secrets ;)

I used an orange to texture this :)

courtesy of Walrusman

click for massive 2.8mb
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Bloody rubbish.
I mean - by "rubbish" I mean "ace", obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Please . . . cough up some more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# * Unexpected Crab Sicking Horse...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Nice donkey painting thar.
I'll keep coughing them up alright. There may be some errant hairs and phlegm in the mix though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# is it possible to make it even more scrotal?
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ohhhh yes sir.
More wrinkles and a few curly hairs would work... Maybe a glistening of ball-sweat. Mmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I see no evergreens....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# nicely spruced :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# awesome
i think if you worked on the eyes a bit more to make them realistic too your bollock crap would rock!

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Much sprucing has been done!
Very nice.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# nice work fella
can't beat a bit of paintering
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# this is norweigan level spruce
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so daily . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# poke, fucking poke
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# The greatest moment of my childhood was winning an epic game of worms with prod.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# sheep ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Henceforth your name ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I was named after Worms
yes
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# For a moment there . . . I thought that I was getting psykick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I has worms installed at work :D
lets play
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# very gilliam :)
minor tj: i'm going to rewhore my entry as i actually made an effort for once and it isn't just a daily mail front page toap :) www.b3ta.com/board/8933097
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# daily
male....
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oh fuck!
yes I do now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I like the way you milk the milking of milk !
Well worth the review !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Woah Nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You what?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Woah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# So . . . you know her too . . .
now wonder she doesn't get it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D aaaand I'll just squeeze this one in here....
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hold the press !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Woah nelly!
:D ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Simply Mavelous
beauty of this type of animation it's not only funny but it's not optimised to a lossey mess - fewer animated parts = better quality.

Much wooness and clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Thanks . . my new eye drops helped !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# :-(
the big lossey messes take time and effort too...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I know I wasn't referring to your lossey messes but my own
not that yours are a lossey mess at all.

I used to be so good at optimisation but theseday perhaps I'm trying to put too much into my animations and therefore making a rod for my own back when I want to host it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Obama's first advertising spot

click for watermelonier!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastically done!

Have you seen that Ryan short in the torrent I sent you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Still getting through it! I'll let you know when I do
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I only watched it last night,
it was brilliant! Had me in tears on the last scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The beginings of the new Jello Party !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# he's so happy!
woo to heavily optimized animated gifs :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# top banana!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahhahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Yay yippee.
Now my day will be full of the word watermelonier.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck the Daily Mail...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# stamp on your bollocks
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# And spit on them and call me scum!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Mmmmm
Barrowman.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# shittest super hero ever
"... don't worry - I can carry many things in my barrow of power!!.. . oh - that's too many"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# His actual surname is Belushi
but that was taken so that actors guild thingie said he needed a new name. So he named himself John Barrowman after his favourite sexual position.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Such a shame
He would have gone far as John Doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# His entrance music would have been "how much is that doggie in the window"
TV Gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
Brown
(dunno)
Diesel
Stipe
Travolta
(dunno)
Cruise

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Enrique Iglesias
ricky martin
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
does he have a latin celebrity filter do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# he just clicks the pics in his browser
but never reads the text xD

dirty fecker
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What text?
edit: Ohhhhh, I just got it. :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Enrique Inglesias
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Wrong!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrique_Iglesias
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I dont know who some of them are.
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# !!!!
omg gays!

*tells*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# DERRIN BROWN IS GAY?
Well, I wonder if he saw that coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# if he comes i fucking will!
/bo selecta blog
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Well that wasn't really my point, but yes, yes he is.
www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-7459.html
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bum the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Makes a whole week . . . and kinda visa versa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Tom Cruise is not Ga.... no wait....
nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# those nubile young boys are his assistants
aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Of course they are
and the fact that Tom is only as high as their waist is pure coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# his ASSistants
and if you don't mind, I'm about to eat a walnut whip

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Do you eat the nuts first,
or bite the bottom and lick out the white stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I swallowed it whole
because I'm gifted :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *offers phone number*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# not at all.
but it does appear he has no issue with Katie turning into a bloke.

worldofwonder.net/images4/whoarewe102108.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I think you'll find that it's 'Independence Day'....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Well I don't see any ants
*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
www.biro-art.com/anthology.html
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Now I see plenty of ants!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# glee
Elephant is great
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I Rissed until I noticed the missing N :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# haha nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# bloody no-spellers
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Right you are !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
bluecat rolls his approval

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# as does bluedog
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# huzzah for rolling blue quadrapeds!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# can they be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Only by the coarse lips
of a working man
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# well in the current economic downturn I'd say he's going to have plenty of time to pucker up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# arf!
need's more apostrophe...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Ha!
Like it...

23%
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
this should not have made lemsip run out of my nose :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# you have a cold too
Today I have been mostly drinking sudafed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# that's quite a trick
my nose only emits snot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fab *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# From you that is praise indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Oh tish tish Redushi...
...you have much hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hehe
this has been on in spain for a while now

lots of sexy girls in skimpy outfit forced to get into comprimising positions

i like the bikini girls too:
www.jauregibeitia.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/001db0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Aye,
the Italian version is the same :D

Where are you living in Spain then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# near Gibraltar
para mi dinero ;)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Very nice!
You out there working then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# sometimes i work
but im my own boss so i surfs teh nets

spain is awesome: i'm in love with this newsreader:

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=sara%20carbonero&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Sweet!
I wish I was in Spain :(

My dad was out at his place last week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# tbh
we look too similar to ever go out and have beers together.

you have the high forhead, receding hairline look and dress in jeans and t-shirt. people would laugh.

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Random response of the day award goes to....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Surely spanish people watch the news every day
who could blame them..
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I don't usualy LOL . . . but I just did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# :D
Isn't it strange how the posts you put the least effort into seem to get the best response :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Purity prevails !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# You may be right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
I'm rising my hair
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# The filename may help you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
ha ha ha ha ha

ha

ha ha

!

ha

dear oh dear - how could I have been so dim :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Never mind! <I
Have a dunces cap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty, just how you like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I love it when you're dirty...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# True to your word !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Like mine. But with jokes!


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# That's terrific actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I read the mail daily
(Wave Cut Notch, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *yawn*
this is like the 10th one of these

edit: wow i'm such a cunt
edit2: fuck the pound is 1.17 to the euro :( *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yeah, think the compo's died on its arse
Sadly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# ^this
*votes for another compo*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# OMG
u are showing arse and boobage in your profile

i am SHOCKED!

if i was ur husband i would totally beat u up. mentally ofc. i'm not strong enough to win a fight with a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ^this
1000 was tits
7000 was ass
20000 was nothing? WHYYY?????


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You need to look again!
www.b3ta.com/board/8933698
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah well Daily Mail Logo + Newspaper + Some Right Wing Text = average compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# mine wasn't :(
but nobody saw it
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you have an email waiting for you.
/an update
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# nope -
the compo just need more effort- Cant all be first google pic then slap on a bit of text.
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Cheers :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it's also like the 14th one
My favourite is still the 71st though.

Edit: Bring on the Euro, then we can do away with the yanks for good
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# PARADOX
*assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *pats*
there there
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I'd like to sign up for the diana-milking...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
CREDIT ASYLUM CANCER CANCER YOUTH SCANDAL DIANA YOUR NOW AND CRUNCH BLACKS CANCER IMM IGRANT ASBO LABOUR CANCER BACK STEALING GIVING MADDY DIANA PAEDO THUG CANCER PAEDO ALL YARD YOUR YOU IN RIGHT JOB CANCER.

this makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by Malchick
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# That looks nothing like Malchick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Ebony and Ivory
live together inside our Postie.
Side by side in a blue shirt and shorts
Oh Lord, why can't weeeeeee?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ahhh that's lovely
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] New DS game!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love the cartoon face.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Another outing for the new gif

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# dave the facts!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Needs more thumbs up
*makes a mental note to do that on Monday*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# best one yet
a woah nelly of the highest calibre
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Your brain works exceptionally well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# one problem
Camreon is better than brown...
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Damn cowfly!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# mzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# do not want to drink the milk...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Can they be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# not if they're not a mamal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *brain asplodes*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Sounds heavenly to me
the land of milk and honey etc etc.

*Gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# yeah
smallpox - that's shit too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Is it real?
?
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# No bridge
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Void.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# YES
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Boflyne beauties !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Heh heh heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# This needs to win
beautifully done!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha - class
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice combo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Original.........Likes.............Clicks.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I was going to do this with Arthur Daley
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# yeah yeah
and i was gonna pitch a celebrity ice dancing show to the bbc but i didnt
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# that's a powerfully 1970's image you've created there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh fuck, this is ace.

*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# pfffffft
how silly! :D
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Oh yes
indeedy. Good job.
(Dr Frank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Mayall Daley?
RIS?

Dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo, all on side all on there yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# true story
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Cryptic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Q: - what sits at the bottom of the Mediterranean
full of seamen?


A: - maddy sits at the bottom of the med, full of semen
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Haha
Is the skeleton Diana?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# OOOH. You bad person, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Probably
it's for the next conspiracy story featuring Royals, Mad Rich Foreigners who own Harrods, Asylum Seekers, Benefit Scrougers, and Lefties.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
she just wants to be the queen of our hearts not dead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Was going to be my question
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# The Wise Owl is surprised at you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Too controversial?
I'm a little worried that Julie Moult might sue me. I just hope it doesn't go viral ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# what about the ingnorant chaffinch?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# the bear which refuses to compromise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# the lion with no sense of perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# the penguin which sweats too much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# The Marmot of Malarkey
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# that's really sad...
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The Dickens you say . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# FUCKING TOP STUFF LADYPERSON!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# btw, what football team did that girl support?
just to make me feel better

woah nelly btw barbarossa!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Fagbutt United.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Cancer in the head Utd
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# leeds?
*fingers crossed*

edit: im a man utd fan
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# ooof my condolences
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hearts of Midlothian?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# STIRLING ALIBION FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# QUEEN OF THE FUCKING SOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# BOLLOCKING ARBROATH
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# HAMILTON CUNTING ACADEMICALS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ANNAN ANUSSING ATHLETIC

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Cunting Cowdenbeath
Come on the blue brazil!
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# THEY COME FEA NEAR LOCHGELLY
THEY HAVE NAE GOT A TELLY
THE BOYS FAE COWDENBEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# KNOBBING ALLOA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Sick Website suggests wiping your ass on Dying Girl
EXCLUSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Whoops!
I should have used Archie's source...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# wouldn't be the first time, would it... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I'm quite happy to nick your ideas
but never your images ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# It's tempting to send this to the mail
"SICK INTERNET COMMUNITY WIPE ARSES WITH FACE OF TEMINALLY ILL SCHOOLGIRL"


Edit - damn, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I know what's what alright
don't look at me like that - I'm a fucking grown up because I pay taxes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# DAMN YOU TAXES!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# indeed
in-fucking-deed... although they do kind of pay my wages to a certain extent... so ... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# good point...
/works for NHS...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# yeah
*keeps shtum*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# FUHL's forever!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Flush twice . . . it's a long way to the editor's desk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

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