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# kittensax revisited
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# *drops a foreign banknote*
keep playing, friend/amigo/mon ami/znajomy/vän/друг/朋友!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Argh, your signature always reminds me that I need to visit the Ukraine :(
Maybe next year will be the year.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)
# What date is the lard festival?
The lard festival is on my list of things to see before I die.

THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE COATED LARD THERE.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# YOU'RE LYING. WHY WOULD YOU LIE LIKE THAT?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# JANUARY 19th
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Oh, no way. No. Freakin'. Way.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:44, archived)
# EAT SOME LARD, FUCKER
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# He'd certainly
Get a 50p from me.
Is your username a reference to the consumption of hilarious herbal substances ?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# .
might be
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Threaded replies.
Don't be scared of them.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# There's really no need to be coy,
we're all friends here . .
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I wanna hear some Agent Orange, cutiecat.
Everything turns gray.

I'd kidnap that cat if I could. :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# nevermind...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Portishead - Portishead

Scissors, blue tack, pens, a book and some photopaper.
The original
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Hey that's cool.
Album-wise, it doesn't match up to Dummy though, which is still by far their best.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# i could never figure out whether or not that was beth gibbons on their second album (i know it is, but you know)
she made her voice all weird and nasal, like she was singing through braces
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I don't really get along with 'Portishead'. It just never lived up to Dummy and their sound had changed a little too much.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Superb.
Just great.

*click*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] because I should be in bed
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# DO A GOOD ALBUM NEXT TIME
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hahahah
what.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# that's exactly what i said.
in that order.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Your triangle is the wrong way round.
I've been making album covers all evening with my flate mate. It's great fun.
OH I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THEM.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i likes the using real world stuff ones.. muchly fun
and erm.. to the triangle.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Look.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# it is...
it's just badly cut out and crinkled and bent.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Is that a femidom wrapper?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# no
they're felt tip pens and two crayons.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# What is the shiny stuff?
Femidom wrapper?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# no
it's an equally comical answer.

*dvd celophane*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# That is a greater comical reply
in a sadly lacking ocean of humour
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# is it sexy tiem?...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# FAKE
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# sauce
ac

nice tagging
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I came
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# o.k.,...now i know who the freaks are...
...*takes notes*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# betty rubble is a fine woman
and there's nothing wrong with wanting to rape her.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I would go with Betty
but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
/Red Dwarf
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# From a real-life conversation.
"It'd have to be Betty, Wilma'd never leave Fred."

*This WTF moment brought to you by Spider's mates.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# but its true
she wouldn't

(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# The sad thing is, I know.
But Daphne was always the one who caught my eye.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# You mean in Scooby Doo?
I feared Thelma, I know that much.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# DO GASH MASHERS INTIMIDATE YOU?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Yeah.
I always had a thing for redheads.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# That's also an almost-quote from the same episode.
It's part of a conversation between The Cat and Lister.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Your friends were quoting red dwarf.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# That's me sorted.
I knew Betty was the dirty one.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I may not be Fred Flinstone . .
but I did rape Betty Rubble.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# WOULD!
so hard..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# That new award for helping the jews during the war
kinda looks familiar to me



sorry, quick MSPaint job.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# the hands aren't wet
FAKE
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# What did you do?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# looking at the picture might help you understand
night b3ta
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# NERT BLUUP.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *sigh*
kids these days don't even know what Goatse is.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Care to explain? I'm clueless.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Google Image search, with safesearch turned off: Goatse
Failing that

Wikipedia
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# LOOK AT HIS RING
I suspect this is not the first time this has been shouted at you
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# STOP SHOUTING AT ME.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Respectfully whispering through the medium of TOAP
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# too many fingers
needs more fingers
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# *Fingers*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# skelekitty
aces!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I like your robots too (these are bloop's robots!)
SPIN BLOOP BOT SPIN!
goodnith b3ta!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I started shading skullcat but it was taking too long :(
and g'night
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Nite SkUG!
That's the aces.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# they are bloops
i just sped them up / reversed them
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I must have sped this one up myself to tile with yours
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# OH YEAH!
*is cheered up muchly by robotics*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# awesome robotics...
...bloopage4sure.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# yay
for you.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# nyyyooowwwm
Go go go go!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# yay skellington cat !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# SPIN PIN IN N
WOO!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Woah crazy kitten MRI scan
Love it!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# nah, CT
no soft tissue

(weirdly "nah, MRI" was in my a/c)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Fucken awesome.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Thanks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Glad I could help.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# that is a fat dinosaur
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# or maybe the dinosaur is wearing a dinosaur costume
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# He just ate a whole bunch of cotton wool.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# the best kind
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# for what
exactly?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# dino wrestling
it's like sumo wrestling, but with dinos
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# sounds good
i'd love to see a fat dinosaur in a nappy
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ahh, this reminds me of Cat-on-a-Roomba!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# whats that coming over the hill ?

almost certainly a gigantic killer death robot
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# that is rather beautiful
woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Are you making an adventure game
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# no
its a cartoony thing
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# This is woo
It reminds me of a sort of post-apocolypictic world
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Yay!~
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# lovely
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# hehehe... I love space monkey
is there a full length epic in the works?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Plasma TV? Invented years ago. FACT!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# would
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# me too
...as soon as the bint quits blocking the screen
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I SEE NIPLETS
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Hehehe
4:3 is the new black.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# one day, 1:1 will be the aspect ratio of kings
that way you get maximum screen area for your diameter inchage.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i beg to differ
1:4:9
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# .


Click for bigger (211KB)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ok
how does this fit the challenge perameters exactly?

or even roughly
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# it fits them like a dashboard to Diana's head
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# ah cool
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# It's not compo'd you dick
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# it was
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] HMM
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# it's the white album you dick
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i prefer the blue album
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# HMM.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# HMM.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# HMM.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# haha
can't say i agree tho ...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand.
It looks a bit like a trigger grip capo but I don't think that's it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# deris
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# looks more like something
you wouldn't get in no gee-tar shop
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Ah piss just missed the last few minutes.


Bonus snuggle for anyone who knows what is written on his headband.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA YOUR CANDLE HAS GONE!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I also see this:
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# >:(
STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# DO YOU NOT LIKE PURPLE SNAKES?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# AS A PURPLE SNAKE I FIND IT OFFENCIVE.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :(
BUT HE IS SO HAPPY IN ALL YOUR IMAGES
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# OH YEAH LOL ITS OK NOW
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# YOU SHOULD BE GLAD HES NOT SNEEZING AND SHIT
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# you have something on your glasses...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# You have something on YOUR glasses
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i don't wear glasses
you have purple snake vision disease then!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I dont wear glasses, its only when lemon posts that the snakes appear
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# turn the "add snakes to we are the lemon' posts" filter off
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I dont have that add-on for firefox
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# You're not special anymore, I don't want to talk to you now.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I don't feel like talking now i'm not special.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Is it SpyvsSpy?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# No.
It is written in chinese.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# It looks like a babby zoidberg
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I MISSED YOUR B3TADAY.
Sorry. Happy b3taday.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Ta :)
It was wonderful, there was lobster.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I went to the aquarium on tuesday.
It was wonderful, there was lobster.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever will.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# my money's on the crustacean
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# no, stop
positive lobsters
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# this is good
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Nicely!
Woo for Oldfield!

And with that, I think I shall head to bed to watch This Week!

Night All!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Night Sush
Don't spluff too hard over Dianne Abbott.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I'll try :D
You seen all my legos today?

EDIT: Too late, Livingstone is on!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# This evening's at least.
V.jealous. Anyways, get to bed young man.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Well catch up on any you may have missed here ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# TUBULAR STRAWS
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I said happy candleday last night, but think you missed it, so
Happy candleday!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Maybe.
Ta though :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Yes!
Was looking at this* earlier and contemplating.
*click*


* not this, obviously, my copy of the album.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Ha
Recognised it instantly. Nice
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# excellent!~
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Inspired!
Your talent is wasted, here.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# hahahha! - outstanding!
..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Fucking WIN.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Brown Sugar!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# You have very dirty jeans!
HAVE A WASH HIPPY! ;)

Woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# paaaaaaarp
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aALx20h5jjU he's dead jim
edit : god i'm bored
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# bored?
try on a new body
WARNING: contains naked female chests
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# bewbs
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# needs more penis
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# there's a sports sock in there somewhere
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# crushed or uncrushed?
THIS IS VITAL.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# this is going to take ages to clean up :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# gonna to get caught
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# rolled up in a ball
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hmmmm!
*unpacks red leather pants for Loverboy album cover redux* **




** not really
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# YOU CUNT.
WE JUST MADE THIS.

Nicely though.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# show it to us!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Coming with others tomorrow in a bumper post.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# well, turn around...
... stick a hankie in your pocket, and you get Born In The USA!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# OH HAI.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# LEMON
YOU'VE PROBABLY DONE MORE OF THESE THAN GREYKID HAS BY NOW
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :(
sowwie
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# no, it's good, i like them :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Lemon,
I love you :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# RIPPING OFF MY WORDS AGAIN, I SEE. I WANT CREDIT. I DEMAND IT. DEMARRNNDD.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# STOP CRUSHING ALL MY TITTING SOCKS THEN.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# :(
I don't wanna.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# i don't get this one
:(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# understood
thanks
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# STAMP TAMP AMP MP P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# lol ur echo is broke
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# .
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# who dat
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# That psycho who kidnapped
her own daughter and shit. Her daughter was the tesco value Maddie.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# arf!
Cruel but true.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# have a whole lot of
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# haha
i take it that's wall size at your house
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# lol wut?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Flipping loving this.
clickety Woo.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Today I may be drawing the kind of people I hate.

If this reminds you of you, I hate you.

...a lot.

Edit.... you have to combine all attributes to be hated, just buying vinyl is not bad on its own... duhhh
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I still buy vinyl :(
But only old stuff as it actually does sound better on vinyl :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I love buying old vinyl
from charity shops. Particularly the 'Top of the Pops' series of albums from the mid 70s.

Unfortunately I do not own a turntable anymore.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# The old Woolworth series are really good too!
They had all the hits of the day, but performed by other people, and they were a lot cheaper.

Elton John actually used to record a lot of songs for them if I remember correctly, before he got famous.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# my whole floor
is vinyl.

I have to run round in tight circles whilst dragging a pin to get any sound though.

unfortunately I fell for the "Laughing gnome vinyl givaway"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# oh man
i hate people what are haters
doin all that hatin' all the damn time
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Don;t hate the player man,
hate the game!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Oh I hate that saying....
 
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# true
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I have a cunt beard
but a 1970s style cunt, when all porn actresses had bush up to their bellybuttons.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
I score a zero. NONE of those points apply to me!

I'm still a cunt though.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# You hate me
A lot. :(
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I probably do
 
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# It's late, I'm tired...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# arf!
nice gag :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hah!
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# pfft
bless my cotton socks!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# THERES A BABY IN MY BEARD!!!!!!!!!!
nice gag
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# seamless
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
perfect example of jokes over style. well done
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:01, archived)
# ahahhaahaaahahah
that made my hangover hurt
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Spooky
On a voyage to the corner shop JUST YESTERDAY I saw a car with the standard baby on board sign in its back window, and began to formulate nearly the exact same joke (mine had the baby wearing a beard, but the sign said BABY IN BEARD, so you win that one). I was genuinely slightly creeped out to see this here today. What could it possibly mean?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Erm...?
That you love horses?

I've been mulling this one over for a while now.

Great minds and all that, but did yours involve teh Blessed?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Blessed
I didn't get that far with it, I was just saying that it surprised me to see the idea being so suavely executed so very close to my initially pondering the pun.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Not thinking of teh Blesed??!!
BLASFERMEEEEEEEEEE! (sic)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# top work fella!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# It contains Brian Blessed, it contains a great gag
all is good and gratz on the FP well deserved.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Very kind of you,
woo to Friday!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yay for pets and pot poure


Click for bigger (203KB)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# NIPPELS!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh no. It's like real life photoshopping.
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *spakks out*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# it even has jizz stains
vhey good
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# thats how he got his wonky eye
he got to much jizz in it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Sticky Eyelids
thats the medical term I'll have you know.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Thom who?


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Haha
it's the 50ft woman!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Nah!
Thom's TINY!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# You are a loon sir :D
How do?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# not bad! you?


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I am grand!
Is it pearoasting time?

Have these :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8957553
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
any source pics?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# oh YES!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha
so that's the cad
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh this is just fantastic.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yep
Top stuff.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ARGH NO.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# OH FUCK WHAT HAS HE DONE :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I also see this:
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ffs
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Fuert fuert fuert fuert fuert fuert fuert.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# URGH ITS ALL OVER THIS IS GOING TO TAKE AGES TO CLEAN UP.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# USE YOUR SOCKS. THE ONES THAT I DIDN'T CRUSH.
OH BTW I CRUSHED YOUR SOCKS.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# >:(
WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT? IT ACHIEVES NOTHING.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# STAMP STAMP STAMP. STAMPIN' ON UR SOX.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAWW
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# im rl sry :( lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# lol ok m8
xXxkissesxXx
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# This would be an excellent opening to a film.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# What? Memento Style?
It opens on this scene, and then we see how they got there....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Yeah, definitely.
All the best movies are like that. Memento, Fight Club, Usual Suspects.

Oh, and Mission Impossible 3.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# You neglect Kiss Kiss Bang Bang too!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I knew it would all end in tears!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# sexy tears
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# THE CANDLE IS IN THE EYE
THE CANDLE IS IN THE EYE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# OOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOoooOOUH THE CANDLE IS IN...THE....EEEEEYYYEEEEE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# oh no
he will never get Lobster shit out of his top
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I think his primary concerns will be undeadening himself and getting those candles out of his eyes.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# no
he is worried about the Lobster shit and how to get it out, the candles have improved his eye sight at night
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# And it looks like he doesn't even know it's on there.
He'll not be happy when he notices.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# foort
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# *POIT*
Is still the best.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# That lobster has an attitude problem...
he does.

Damn German lobsters!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# NOES
To add insult to injury, he is sitting on the bulgy belly bit.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# lobster, or SCORPION IN DISGUISE?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# BEST CANDLEDAY POST EVER
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Why could he not out-run the candelobster/lobstelabra?
What ails him? Other than his now terminal deadness.
Happy day of the flaming wax-encrusted string.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# A try at something different...

comments/crits welcomed. :]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I like that!
It looks like a character from Doug's face, with a Tim Burton body!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahah
Thanks! :]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Criticism: You smell like wee and your hair makes you look like a boy.
Comment: At night-time, I've noticed it gets dark.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# By that, I mean I like his legs. But having people arms and stick legs freaks me out.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Stick legs freak you out?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Eww eww you're stinking up my tasty air with your wee smell.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8957952
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hey!
I smell like patchouli, not wee. And my hair does not make me look like a boy. >:[
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I love Patchouli insence.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hippy.
x]


I wear patchouli oil. We had a hippy come over and she smelled of it and I liked it. :3
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# At least I'm not a GIANT FAGGOT like you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Am not!
:[
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ^this
and in the day time it gets light again
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I hope you're only agreeing with the bit about the night...
*threatens*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hmmmm....
let's see if i can push you over the edge:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=blghTWXqwys
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ARRRGHHH!!!
Not that!!!!! *Dies*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I AGREE! WEE AND BOYHAIR.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# i don't really have a higly developed sense of smell
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# that, I like
do more of these, please

woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I may.
:3
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# yay :)
and again with the boobs and the nipples falling off
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# What?
Hahah
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# this :3
looks like boobs with the nipples falling off
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Ahhh
hahahahah
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# the joy of a dyslexic brain
you see all things that people miss :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Naw...
looks more like a pair of bolt-ons that have slipped down to waist level...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# the monster was made badly then
naughty Frankenstein
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I like this as well.
His hair is a nice shape.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# mmm pointy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# With legs like that he needs a mean headbutt on him.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# a good kick in the nuts or a good punch in the stomach is all you need
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Thank you.
:]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I like it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Thanks.
:]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# not bad, now draw a woman with big tits.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahno.





x]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :'(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I can't draw big boobs, because I don't study them, and I don't plan to.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *censors self*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# That is good.
Draw more like this.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Thank you.
:]


Happy b3taday. ^_^
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ^_______^
Ta
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Legs are unnaturally long
Try harder in future
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# hahahaha
EVERYTHING IS SHIT.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# :p
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# this is good.
make it run. i want to see it's legs bend
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahahah
I might try. x]
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# that's not a very convincing response
if i didn't know better i think you're saying that to make it sound like you might try and to give me hope, when in fact you're thinking "FUCK THAT SHIT"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# No
I'm saying it because I have fuck all ability to draw things/people in motion.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
# If it has stick legs it should also have stick arms
other than that i like it more than anything else you've ever done.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Thank you.
:]

I wanted the arms to be thinner, but failed slightly...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Nice :)
I really like the hair.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ^_^
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I like it!
Make a webcomic!

But not an emo one.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahahah
about what, then?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Errrrrrm
A satirical and witty look at any given weeks events, mixed with lots of slapstik violence and toilet humour.

DOO IIIIIIT! :P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# he's very tall
and i'm sure that smell isn't patchouli...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# i like it
it has style :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I like it!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Fank you.
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# you should practise drawing people in motion
if you want to be able to :)

with that said, I've just given up on my latest animation :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)

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