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# I made cake!
Please have a virtual slice b3tans of my first cake!



Oh and the person's Birthday it is can't have too much sugar without bouncing off the wall, oops.



(g256, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# AMOEBABOY IN CAKE SHOCK
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# what a nice cake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Niiiice job!
I especially like the exploded alien. Very Roswell!

What's MIQ? Is it a new branch of the secret service?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodnight Mr. Postgate ... thanks for the memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwww
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i'm welling up :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# awwwwww.... :(
*sad click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# not real Bagpuss! does not like!
sorry, I have a reaction against all the toys and figurines that always completely fail to capture Bagpuss' likeness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# but-but.. it was the saddest lookin 'puss i could find..
so be kind and give us a click..
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ohhh, do you need to ask for clicks?
I wondered why I got so few recently
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# well there we are then
kill him with forks or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hey, I said sorry for my allergy! blimeney.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Adios Mr Bagkitty
Sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# this, for me strikes all the right chords
Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# awww
that is so sad - I absolutely love it! So beautiful!
(deadly_sinners, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
#

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# errr, rapunzel, i think you're nice and everything
but i'm not ready to take on an emotionally-fragile shut-in with a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i couldn't resist ;)
now, CLICK MY BAGPUSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Duly clicked
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# weeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# TITS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I need tit-drawing practice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# me too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i don't
all i have to do is look down!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# *passes you a mirror*
:p
sorry that was far too low!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
Think again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# post that again and im shopping it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Wait...
Are you saying that's unshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yeah, what did you expect?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Well...
NFN I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# naughty flid nads?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Pfffthahahah
Nah, mate. Normal for Norfolk.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# that sounds funny in my imagined new joisey dialect
noimal f' noifok
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I say it with an east London accent. For the fun of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# normahl fa' fahkin' norfak
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
XD exactly.
I need to master other dialects, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i thought clansoul was from westcountry...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# *shrugs*
I'm fucking shit at American geography, there's now way I'll know British geography.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# good grief. american schools must be worse than ours...
can't count, probably can't point to afganistan on a map....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# didja ever see that CNNN thing where the aussie chap shows americans pictures of the world
with Oz lablelled North Korea and New Zealand labelled South korea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# yup! they did another one in the war on everything where
they convinced people the sydney harbour bridge was in california, afganistan was a state of america etc...

too funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I could to!
But I can't name all 50 states or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i probably couldn't either. i can give it a shot:
alaska
new england
new york
new jersy
illinios
ohio
maine
pensillvainiaiaiaia
utah
california
texas
new mexico
arizona
hawai
ummmmmmm north carolina south carolina
nevada
collorado
tennessee
missasipie
missurui
washington
iowa
philly
virginia
oregon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahahah
I can name New Jersey, New York, Baltimore, Maine, Maryland...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Fuck. Wait.
Baltimore isn't a state. *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i accedentally pressed enter after the subject
and went back and edited.

i got that many^ +DC
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Except Philly isn't a state, it's a major city.
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Iiin west Philidelphia, born and raised.
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later!'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

My profound apologies, New Jersey Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# You forgot East Carolina
and North Virginia!

www.ecu.edu/
objectivistspot.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# en-gurrr-laaaaarnd
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# NOT FOR NUNS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# No you're not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
#







owned
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# well technically i never would shop it...id gimp it
which would quite suit the photo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Gimp.
Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Yes, clearly because of Gimposaurus being a character of mine,
there is absolutely no other connotation I can think of to back up what you're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
mine mine! :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# OMG YOU USE A DINOSAUR THEREFORE EVERY FICTIONAL DINOSAUR IN EXISTANCE BELONGS TO YOU
FUCK, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH MR SkUG SO I CAN BRAG TO PEOPLE THAT I HAVE THE AUTOGRAPH OF THE GUY WHO THOUGHT UP JURASSIC PARK
AND THE GUY WHO DREW ALL THE LARSON STRIPS WITH DINOSAURS IN THEM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# the linke for your website is broken in your profile :(
(i've forgotten what jimposaurus looks like...)
edit : ahah found it - need to remove /links from the end - SkUGosarus only has one and 1/2 arms ...stands bolt upright... has spikey spines and was here first nuh nuh ne nuh nuh :p
edit : also if you watch "walking with dinosaurs" my name is in the credits
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# No it isn't, and he is red and has one arm, and is based on a model dinosaur Killerkitti sent me.
Nothing to do with your SkUGosaurus :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# photos or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Photos of what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# the thing she sent you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# ha ha ha over defensive!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# It upsets me that nobody can tell when I'm joking.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# this is the internet
i can just about read/type, let alone read emotion in things
Personally I don't mind that there is a spin off SkUGosarus
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Fair enough, and it's not a spin off of anything.
Gimposaurus is a model dinosaur I have and I created the character from there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9013206
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# unzip your mask when you reply, your voice is muffled by the PVC
EDIT: tonight's lottery numbers:
9 11 23 27 29 33 bonus ball 36
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Surely you mean muffled?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# that's what i said!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# skugs!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :p
www.b3ta.com/board/9013137
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# JESUS WEPT!
*can't unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# cannot... unsee....
*tries*

cannot... unsee...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# you have a mangina?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# OLD GREGG
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# he likes bailey's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# from a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# :)
i got the box set for my birthday, i cannot gloat about that enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Nope, it's an armpit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# you have an armpit for a mangina?
now i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 7?
Wait, no, I mean 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# LOL YOU CANT COUNT
THEY TEACH NOTHING IN SCHOOLS THESE DAYS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# LOLOL I CAN'T COUNT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It means whatever you like.
Personally I like to think it's how many children the ghost-princess has stolen the souls of.
In the past hour.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Hm...
okay. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# very cool
reminds me of another b3tan's stuff. love the background!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Pagetty Pol?
www.b3ta.com/board/9013007
He gave me his brush presets :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# that'd be the one!
phew i couldnt remember! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I've always loved his watercolour style,
I asked him for some tips :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# yeah its great
i love his style! :D yours is great too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Thankyou :D
There was a curly haired brush that looked even more like pubes than yours does!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i have a pube brush, for beard/hair drawing. works quite well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I decided not to use it on princess zombie's hair,
but I'm sure it would have worked fine :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i made a pube brush set
ages ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Sorry Princess
Mario is in another castle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# banging
that mushroom thing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# haha
and on mario 3 on the snes i seem to remember after the first big proper castle you get the thing that looks like a panty liner with the letter p on it.

i must play that game more.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# You shouldn't post Paggety Pol pictures when Paggety Pol is on the board
it's impolite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I didn't see him until after I'd posted,
I've been working on it since way before he posted anyway.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# as long as you've been duplicating him for over an hour that's fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# your compo entry of words is on the popodupuollar page!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# ha! words, on the mainpage, seen as popular
and not my words at that!


B3ta has a heart, and I am glad of this fact
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Using the same brush as someone is hardly a duplication of their work.
If that's your logic, anyone who's ever used a default brush in photoshop is clearly trying to duplicate the work of its original user.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ok, you stick with that concept
its not like you copied Mofaha's style for ages at all either, oh no, no sireee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I emulated mofaha,
I'm not copying Pagetty Pol.
I love watercolours, and I want to put little drawings over them.
I'm more influenced by connor than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Fankyoo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# "Stop" I told myself, "it's too obvious"
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
I love bbc mashes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I thought it might have bindun but
I haven't had a chance to check earlier posts yet. Ah well, there's 3 and a half minutes of my life I'll never get back...
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# meh, it gave me a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# 'snickers'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Bin-dun
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# lol but sadly bindun earlier today
for some reason i can see an angry milkybar face!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# like so
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# spot on!
get out of my mind! oooaoaroagh plunk - oh hello
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Oh its comfy in here isnt it :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# How do you post a picture
in a reply? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# What I do is upload onto b3tards
and it gives you a nice link to copy and paste into it :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I am an optomist!
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# haha, I still see what Skug sees
maybe this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ooooooh I like this picture replying thing...
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
thats made me chortle like a badly clogged drain
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# It's a cat looking at a
dismembered spider
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahahah winnar!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# aaaww, how sweet!
*nyoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# make a new image post, but don't post it
just cut out the code and go back to the board, and paste the code in a reply.

yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Thanks
I think I did it although I wish I hadn't now...
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# sorry to tj..
smashy..don't know if this is a viable solution to your webby woes,but maplins are flogging pay as you go broadband dongles. sorry to see you have to go.:(

www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=225907
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# thanks for the info :)
that may be a workable solution! i'll have to look into it further, it'll take a week or two to sort out if it's viable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# YAY!
:D
some on play.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# you were right
www.b3ta.com/board/9011342

but it's still amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I'll chuck this in here...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Rooooosss Kemp on GaaaaaAAAaaaaangs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I just watched the series of Ross Kemp In Afghanistan
the way he iterates is just too much. He never lets up.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# he's a cock
youtube 'ross kemp on gangs'
and click the one that says 'the milk'

it's fablass
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I didnt think it was that bad
Well the program anyway.
But it did get a bit annoying the way he was all "this is well dangerous, driving to the middle of nowhere at 2am, I fear for my life" etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# he is a cock of epic proportions
he is also very ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# the welsh voice over one from the newsletter?
hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i am addicted to it
i sing the theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
you sad fucker
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Rooooosssss KEEMMP on gaaaaAAAAAaaaaangs
findin out about gaaaangs
talking to all of the gangs

RIO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
to the garage!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MTQ5Njh8NzI4NjI2
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# best bit is, its actually like that in wales - tidy like innit?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# gerron wiyew
snot like at at all, innit
s'all posh like , in wales n'at
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# you missed out "boyo" off the end tidy like!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# sorry bout that, but
i avant been feelin top form lately, like
i reckan i'll gerrup the club an ave a few shandies
tharrl sort me out proper tidy, like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Next there wil be faces in Mars Bars . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Sulu prefers the last one.


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# 10th December - Soapy Sea
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# this is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# this reminds me of wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# yarrr, I be liking this
have you drawn a yeti yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yes, a few weeks ago
http://pagettypol.blogspot.com/2008/11/30th-nov-08-yeti.html
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I might do a proper hairy one in colour as well later
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I might do a proper hairy one in colour as well later
I have had ale though, so probably not up to task yet
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# yes! thank you
apologies for missing it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# that's quite lovely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# lovely piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# mnnnnn warm
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Looks pretty good and rough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Beautifully done :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# wow
amazing picture! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# call of duty :)
Sorry for file size
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# 0kb?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# 33kb?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# SOLD
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# umm umm
where is the retract bid butto.... oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# was playing this t'other night
shot many a zombie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# T.J. Right, we need chorus girls and lots of them
and I'm in desperate need of an understudy... who's game?

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha!!
'books front row tickets'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha! right then, you're penciled in
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ooooh!
what part do i get?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Dixon understudy
now start practicing his sex face. There's examples all over flickr
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# you mean i have to play a male-type person?
what a challenge!
will i have to simulate sexual acts with my female co-stars?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaha
she's got a lot of studying to do
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i wouldn't touch her with yours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Reflection?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ahhh
Knew I was forgetting something...brb
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# don't forget to edit this post and not delete it!
please :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# This.
I am not being mean, by the way, I like your image, I just thought that you might like to add the reflection.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Awww piss!
I've gone and deleted the source bits and don't have time to start over now...

Maybe later... sorry
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# no worries
enjoy the cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Also, I know the thing with rotating one way or the other,
but I am just seeing her making a reciprocating movement where she is always facing forward.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# that's because
you can see her face either way.

if it were a silly wet you'd probably see it rotate.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# A vampire considers buying a new mirror
On reflection, no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Am I the only one?
Probably not, as I don't read this board as much as /links but....



no?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i see...
what was the question?
top lurkage btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Who's shagged them both?
Probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I'm imagining their offspring
'cries' it, it's beautiful

;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# separated at birth? why not...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Fuck!
I have an image which is a merge of the two, in fact I have a couple of them, but I cannot find them.

Must be old - must have been on Warren's Anus.

It was one of my favourites ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# anton is worse
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I would rather bone the bird on the left
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Looks family ear
www.b3ta.com/board/8986583#post8986672
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] a nicer, happier, less child-scaring bagpuss
hey, it's cheaper than therapy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Nougat must come in this bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# only if he's suitably aroused
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# That made me do a giggle, that did.
I want a friend called Nougat. I'd flounce around him like a Parisian noble shouting 'Noooougaaaaah!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i think it is a good name for a cat
but i am a dog person
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Damn you for having a perfectly nice looking wife and ruining my joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# haha
she's GOYJUSS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I'm terrified I'll see her somewhere
just incase I point at her and scream at the top of my lungs 'MICTO'S HAD HER'.

She'll probably beat me to a pulp or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# 'perfectly nice looking' is not much a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Oh thank you, Captain Helpful.
It is as far as I'm concerned, as I meant it in a complimentary way, so nuts to you.

Anyway, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# i was thinking that myself
i love nougat, especially with the glace cherries in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# is that a derisive snort
of an "i'm laughing" snort?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# no, hungry snort
think uruk-hai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i'm always thinking uruk-hai
but only as a means of segueing into my samwise fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Noggin the Nougat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm going to have to buy Noggin the Nog on box set, if I can.
Everyone says it's wonderful but I've never seen any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# buy them here
www.dragons-friendly-society.co.uk/noggin/noggin.htm
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# thats graping my squidilo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# thank you.
i don't think i've ever produced anything that's graped your squildo before!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hay is not cheaper than therapy.
I cannot feed my horse on the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# oh, i don't know
have you looked inside their mattresses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That's there for the C.Diff imps,
you're not allowed to feed it to quadruped land fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# aaaww, pleeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# No. They can have jelly and bits of fluff like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *bokes*
no more jelly. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# market these
I will buy one
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# would that i could
but i'm afraid of being sued by the makers of hello kitty and irate nougatiers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# damn those nougatiers
coming here, stealing our, erm, hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# the dastards!
oooh, you've just reminded me that i've got a packet of shortbread fingers in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# The Three Nougatiers
with their flashing blades of liquorice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# all for one, and one for tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I think that I can handle it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Therapists need to eat too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# they can eat their notebooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] There is more to a man than the sum of his creations.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# yeah yeah compo it now
did you forget?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Well, er, no?
I posted and compoed it about 6 minutes ago?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I'd never heard of this guy
Or, indeed, watched anything he's made
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I am amazed.
Bagpus is very popular.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ivor the engine was a defining part of my childhood
you are a poorer man for living in ignorance of it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I did not watch Ivor as a child.
I think it says a lot about a programme, that I can come to it in my thirties and enjoy it still.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# true
i know that i can't watch chorlton and the wheelies now, which i adored as a nipper :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *gives swannie-whistle salute*
Quick joke wot I just thunk up.

What's Doctor Who's favourite wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I could be picky right now
but I'm going to go with cabernet sauvignon.

Hello birthday boy :D

I've been shopping something for tomorrow. Not related to that chap though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Chateau Proclamation!
(Whose birthday is it btw?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# OH MY LORD
that's quite good.

Oh it wasn't you, it was someone else. Sorry, but if you'd been staring at Margaret bloody Thatcher since 7:30 you'd be going mental too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Maybe I could have an Official Birthday, like wot the Queeeen has
Do I get presents?
Or just a day-long absence of personal abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I never abuse you
I'm proper lovely, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# THE EVOLUTION OF THE DARLICKS!
/crap tv ad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Utterly clueless.
I have no idea at all what makes this a joke.

Sorry ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Shadow (chateau) Proclamation.
Does that help?

You've got to have seen some fairly recent Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hello precious pudding pie-kins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Shiraz?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(i'm assuming as captain wow said it it must be troo!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I got confused
but the police say you must give me your money immediately.

Do you know how long I've had one of your images as my desktop? Ages. That's how.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# bollocks to you then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Yeah, well you get actual PHYSICAL love, don't you?
That's worth it's weight in adamantium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# o0 o0 which one?
:D
*counts* I have exactly 84p - minus the price of a stamp - minus the envelope... that comes to about gee umm - you owe me 20p :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Motocross horse.
*pings coin*


Eyyy, in the eye. That's 50 points to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Wahey :D
*GLEE*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# this one?
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1184708774/horsebikejump.jpg

it IS pretty special :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I also did this one
:D
no one liked this last time either!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# buckfast?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# any wine that's brown
HAS to be good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Bucky isn't wine
It's fortified Ned Fighting-Juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# well I've never wanted to fight anyone after drinking it :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Rose?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# That can be Answer (b)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# That has put a big cheery smile on my previously unhappy face.
Woo to you and your cheermongery, sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I do not believe that anyone else knows what it is about,
which is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Star write !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 tributes for the price of 1 - sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I liek this.
And that was a genuine typo.

Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Double up and catch up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Apologies for lack of photoshopping.
But a tragedy has occured.
Below is my car
Photobucket
but now
Photobucket

and this, this, this, and this.

Damn.

Edit: drove into the back of someone as they drove into the back of someone else who braked too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# how did that happen?
edit: tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hit a giant chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Bloody chickens, crossing roads unsupervised.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# coming over here, stealing our jobs, our lady chickens and our money
the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# you'd have thought the
whole thing would have been funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# nasty
but at least the lights still work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Dude!!!!
Back to square one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Herald?
What did you do to it?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Lucky it was
an old car, and not a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# old car is worth more than new car silly person
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# This is not really true, is it?
I have a 1964 split screen camper, which is worth a bit, but not as much as an Audi A6, for example.

A new car is normally worth more actual cash than an old one, just because of demand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# okay imagine your "new" car in 40 years
...oh its fallen apart what a shame - stupid electronics... etc etc :p
how's your ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# To be fair,
most of the old cars have fallen apart too. They are easier to mend, but they aren't terribly good.

Bear (roar!) in mind that I have pretty much always had vintage vehicles until now (Delica is pretty fucking basic though!)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i'm going vintage
hold on... lemme show you my prototype scale model
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Bloody hell,
That's not so much of a leap.

Reminds me of my first side-car. I built that out of chipboard at first and went nowhere - the aluminium version must still be around somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# theres gonna be an "up to date" version too...
mmmm v twin motorbike engine *purrrrrrr* :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Far out!
A 21 window bus would be worth utterly stupid money...people pay north of $25,000 for them over here.

On the other hand, my 1969 MG Midget is worth squat. Midgets are the unloved car.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I want a midget!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I like the midget,
but am too tall.

*counts windows* 2 at the front, 2 diddy ones, the two which open (I guess they are two, not four), 6 down the sides and one at the back.

13 windows, I guess?

This looks the same, but says it is an 11 window:
i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/HytestA/VW1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# last time i was in one of those...
(it was on the back of a trailor ready to be repaired) I pushed on the brake pedal and my foot went through the floor and i rolled off down the hill, grabbing the handbrake which did nothing at all :D - only stopped by 4 mates jumping infront and hanging on the bumper!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I wish I had the money* to get mine mended again.
It's rotting at the moment - I have it in the dry, but it is not doing it any good at all ;¬(

*job security
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# mines sat out in the rain in 3 bits at the moment (vitesse mk 2 rotoflex)
wish i had a double garage! (well techically i do have a double garage, but one is on one side of the house and the other is on the other side of the house!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I have no garage at all,
I just have on road parking and an 8X6 shed full of kids' bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# doh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Get away!
Finance, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# what did you do to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oh! bad luck old bean!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Ouch!
maybe blur your numberplate to prevent stalkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I thought for a moment it read
MOO OOF
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# this is why you can't have nice things!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# oh no
:(
how you manage that? you alright? (i've only crashed my herald once, and had someone crash into me once too!)
Good old solid car the herald!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DXnbj6_xZDE
Lets hope you fix it soon :D
edit : only a fool breaks the 2 second rule (or 4 seconds as its raining) ouchies!
I expect this to be fixed by the weekend! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# It's solid, yes.
I suppose it does look good next to the bloody Stag!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# urgh stag aint too hot in my books
much prefer my GT6!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I may bot have been clear,
I detest the Stag.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# phew at least we're on the same page!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Your simmonds bus turned into a blue car!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'm making a note here
huge accident

get well soon little car :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Eeep.
Tragedy indeed.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I hate to say this at your moment of sadness,
too hard whilst I was too close to be able to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# that's a triumph vitesse/herald right?
provided you haven't bent the chassis the body panels on any of the triumph "sports six" range:

# Herald
# Spitfire
# Vitesse
# GT6
# TR
# Stag

just bolt on and are fairly easy to replace. They are all pretty much the same chassis
underneath.

try here: www.tssc.org.uk/ for spares.

(Ex spitfire owner)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Herald 13/60.
but ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# haha just noticed it was a herald
:) great cars
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# where abouts are you?
not in wales.... bloke in worchester (i can't spell) is great - can't remember his name, but I bought a rolling recon chassis off him for £250 minus the engine and wheels (i've already got about 24 of the damn things! - wheels that is)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Surrey, this was quite near virginia waters.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# arses 1000's of miles away
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# also
www.sportscarsupplies.com are pretty good (phone up to get up to date prices - website is always out of date - don't forget to say "its cheaper on your website" though :D)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Those samich situations are so tough to resolve too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# poor herald!
i feel for you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Rural Folk
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# wooo.
clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# haha
kid's entertainment

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Pogles!
FTW
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Brilliant....
I had a Pippin and Tog book when I was a kid - and they had tin foil and cardboard swords. Not like today's knife crime I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Kids go armed
with Mr Prickles the 3000 Spine Sharpened Hedgehog Grenade.

Lost the books long ago.

*Jealously Rages*
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# David Tennant is a cunt!


Or rather lucky cunt. I've had to wait 5 months for my back surgery, now schedueled for early jan.

Boo my lack of celebrity and money.

de-ris news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7776191.stm
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# no, just a cunt
even better, because his understudy seems to be better then him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, fucking cunt.
I knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# back surgery doesn't seem to work anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I'v already had one microdiscetomy
8 years ago. It's now travelling up my spine like popping, er, poppers.

Backs are rubbish.

Boo them too.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I did my back in a few years ago, at work
had really bad sciatica, then I had an accident at work bent my back up, it fixed my back :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# could you replicate this incident for me?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yes, as long as it is the lower back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# l4/l5
low enough for you?

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ok, then
blow up a few lemming near by then, that will sort it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i can't get the blockers in the right place
sod this game. i'll never crack it!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# top lemmingage!
is that a windows version?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
*sneaky edit once i'd re-read it*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ahh well
just think, if you had loads of money you wouldn't have to wait at all ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# no can't concieve of this.
that would make me able to satisfy my every whim, whenever I liked.

No this is wronger
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# go on, give those whims a good hard satisfying
you know you want to, oh yeah.. feels so good, oh yeah.

sorry, what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ooooh baby
whim me up.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# a whim away
a whim away

a whim away

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yeah that's it
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# He'll be going private.
You don't get to jump the queue from the NHS, even if you are Dr Who.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# not even with a time machine?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i don't care, i'd still do him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Slipped disc
not slipped a dick...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# or a slurped dick
even
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# a huge throbbing greasy time dick
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# blimey
is it hot in here or is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# oh my god! you are covered in burning vaseleine!
but hmm, good question, I'm not sure of the source of your extra thermal sensation

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhh
i knew it
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I lose more people that way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# If I had a duck icon I could reply to this
d'oh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
duck combo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# you need to get yourself to a&e sharpish then
#:o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Ning
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# he can't be that stupid, he isn't in prison and he is making shit loads of money
but he does need to be set on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# he's still stupid.
and a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# cunt, yes
stupid, no
a little snivelling shit, yes
needs to be burnt, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# paul burrell fan club much?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# why, are you looking for new members?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# har har.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# 'ning
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Says the one who didn't wear her seatbelt?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Dirty A rabs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I still say it can't be real man
french concrete stopping german iron?

it makes no sense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# must have been non-french concrete
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hmm
only logical explanation

hmm, a windows messenger window has popped up

what's going on!

I'm scared

edit: oh, hello earl otterby!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *waves*
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] spangers.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Campanology!
Nothing to do with tents or gays!


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# oh that's what it is
I thought they were getting ready for a mass suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# well you couldn't blame them
their dad has just died.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# :(
have to admit I thought the same thing at first

edit: oh this is the new compo? woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yarp.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# cheers stan.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# campanologytastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# thankyou. :)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# chiming
charming:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ta.
have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ye gods,
the sweater...on the left...short sleeved...large check...surely no-one...{8-#
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# emergency chess board.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Not even if I was freezing to death.
Never thought of blind knitters before.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Now there is a compo idea.
blind knitting anyone???
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Clothing for insects?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Got a trippy ring to them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# spang.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Oy! Speccy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# :D haha
Oh Stan!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# splended
double o woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# haha...
you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# OMG he has shat David Copperfield out of his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Great . . . how many fingers am I holding up ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahaha arf!

and even woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# thank fuck!
not another bagpuss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I think this will change your mind about Bagpuss, that it's not scary really.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6HiLmMq0k
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i managed ten seconds
waaaaay too creepy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# it is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# no. no it's not.
*shudders and suppresses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# it is
I've been here for to long then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# F fucking P ?!?!?
Which mod are you bumming?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# haha
you love it you slag
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
awaits the follow-up, "You Only Blink Twice"
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Optipussy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Goldeneye??
....Oh !
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# heh heh
four is enough
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :)
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahahaah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Our lips are still moving . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# great
here have a umm this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# nnnnnggnggnnnnnnnnngggggg!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# qui gon wolf
a forever unfinished peice
his ears are juxtapose to umm represent the imbalance of the force... yeah thats it (I didnt get like an hour into the blending and realise I fucked up again)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Thanks! ... *sexes*


Oh, not for me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yep you can have
wolf gin is easy with its body
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# *wolfbags*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# he is saying "I ain't dead yet, you fuckers!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# or maybe bagpuss is saying "Why did you sell me off? you fucker"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# They're singing Chas & Dave's 'Rabbit'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# perhaps they are both chewing upon the contents of a packet of waitrose beef jerky that has been split evenly between the two of them
nom nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# who can resist a bit of jerky action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# JERKY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# once, I was in waitrose before they sold this at my now gone local one
and a chap walked up to an assistant and enquired "do you have any beef jerky?"

the randomness of this event almost caused me to piss myself laughing :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# aw...
Ollie shared his last piece...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *sniff*
sorry, I was just thinking about lassie having a cut paw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ha!
Who's working who?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Exactamundo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
looks a bit ominous



posts this here (not worth its own thread)

*edit*
OOF! My first front page! Cheers all :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# fake!
Clangers can't swim. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Good stuff . . . keep on swinging !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# :)
Got half-way through bungee squirrels and then gave up - too tired to finish it.

One day...
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# ahaaa
a post postgate post no less
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Hummmn . . . that brings up another few ideas . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# post early for xmas
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# saggy cloth cats always suffered from terrible constapation
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It's all that sawdust he eats
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
sawdust cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# cockdust?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# if an old man is sticking his cock in there, then probably
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# straight into a tube of spinning drills and laZers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# sounds more like a suicide booth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# maybe it's Dogging 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Dogging Xtrem
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# on mountains
ON FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Professor Yaffle's woody cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# coooooor :D
he looks like some cat flesh light thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# The market is obviously there, I just need to get financial backing.
*applies to Dragon's Den*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# *copyrights name of product*
Ha, now you can't, because I own the name and variants
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Copyrights 'Bagpussy'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# that was one of the variants :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Professor Yaffle's throbbing knotty bonk stick
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Fucking hell, this gives me the fear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6HiLmMq0k
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# \o/
comedy, it exists where you find it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I will laugh at most things :D
Fuck'um, laugh if you find it funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# lol, orphans beating themselves to death with their own dismembered legs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# pfffft
that is making me laugh to much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# haha, yeah, it's certainly a comedic scenario and would have made oliver twist much more interesting
"Please, sir.. could I have some more"
"WHAT MORE!!!" *rips oliver's leg's off*
"Make a roast out of that, you little shit"
"Thank you sir! I will!" *bleeds all over floor*
"Huzzah!" shout the other orphans
"We can make black pudding!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
ahhhhh

I'm fucking sick and twisted

*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I can't stop lolling at it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# bag-of-shit-pus
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's a far, far worse thing I do...
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# haha!
Snake's bustin' out.
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# no, stay and don't make another film in the series, please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Plissken
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)

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