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# Never before seen 9/11 photo. (FIRST POST)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Not enough Svenno on the board these days
Have a woo and a welcome from me
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Indeed.

Edit:
oops!
How rude.Sorry Mr Noob
Pull a chairshop and kitten someting or other.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# See?
He's not there - just his clothes!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# IronyLOL!


(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Indeed indeed
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# *SHOUTING*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# look out!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# welcome aboard new person :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Well kept secret !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Nice first post, welcome.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# another star wars ww2 collab
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# WTF Tank melt?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hoover on !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Needs a bit of shadow on the ground
But other than that, good shop!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I dont think I did it right but, is this what you mean?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# On the right track, yeah.
I should do more photo manipulation myself, just to prove I'm not a total hypocritical arsehole :p
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I should have done a sphearise in negative on the shadow
and gone over it cutting sections to match the 3d of the ground. I was just too lazy I have problems with one of my teeth and its not helping my thinking.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
TJ: If anyone wants to continue chatting in the deleted thread, here it is:

www.b3ta.com/board/9029324
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Thanks :)
Silly git.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Cheers
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# They is a Norty Thread deleterer!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I wondered where everyone went!


(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *freezes mid-step wearing fishing hat and holding a rod*
Oh shit, he's seen us
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Dwarf FTW!


(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I'm not really sure what side they're on
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# The Empire's, I suspect
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ACE!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Figures just in
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# woo and yay
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
*runs*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ball dropping . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha!



(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ahahahah very nice!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Chicken's are way down . . . time to fry . . . fry . . . fry !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Haha that took me a while
Wooooo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I do ads for the drug cartel in Cuba, sorry!






Edit: and I've yet to exhale
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# is that walt whitman?
having a trancendental experience
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Not yet
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
How rare!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# wooow
now thats trippy!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Happens all the time.
when I get the meds wrong
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Amen, about wong meds wong meds wong meds
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# The smoker you get . . . the cracker you are !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Truth it the isn't!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Truth it isn't the?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It the isn't truth ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hither stunt tit?
unrelated edit: Thread deletion ahoy.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ah yes, Sweet Lips from Cirque du Soleil
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I have seen something like this before
or my mind is playing tricks on me.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I may have posted a still image a few yrs ago
Dont recall posting the gif, but my memory sucks
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *straps on massive fake chin, pops on curly wig and strips to white y fronts*
*ponders*

hmmmmmmm. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# That wasn't the outfit we agreed on.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# the Noseybonk one was out of stock
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :(
Oh well.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ARGH, THE MUSIC!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# red y fronts?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The velvet ones, yes.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# They had to go back to the pants hire shop
They had a deposit on them

*badumtish*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *rusty trombones*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha nicely,
also, this was a little lost last night.
www.b3ta.com/board/9026283
quick, and not very well done, but the incident reminded me of that scene
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Headliner !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# yes!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That's a great film :)
been a while since I've seen it, will have to dig it out again
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# NIce touch . . . touching !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Bush chad is Bushed.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That's shoeing him !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Curious George takes a job.
He starts a war, and then wonders what went wrong.


:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I didi could out that maybe he had a point.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# and in-situ
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Cool!
EDIT: Needs more blood splatters from the firing squad...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fucking hell this will probably stop being funny at some point but it hasn't happened yet
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# such endless fun.
Excellent, especially that the shoe is full of spam.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Mince
I thought mince.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I was thinking ENORMO FREEZE-DRIED RASPBERRY
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# there's nothing more comfy
than freeze dried raspberry!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Will you STOP being so FUCKING SEXUAL
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# sorry
it's this Boots 'Instant Vitality' stuff I've been taking
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# No wonder your pupils are 10mm across.
I just thought you'd been at the bathroom cabinet again.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *injects Aquafresh*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# me too
lovely, lovely mince.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I might have some tonight with shallots and oyster sauce and mash.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Will you STOP being so FUCKING SEXUAL
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'm not BAD I was just DRAWN THAT WAY
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
and some Lea & Perrins in the oyster sauce, or Maggi seasoning if you prefer...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *shudders* nope
don't like it any more.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Go with Maggi seasoning, then.
's lully.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# My bloke used to drink Maggi neat from the bottle
*shudders*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That was one of my party tricks, back in the day
Down-in-one a bottle of Maggi
Down-in-one a bottle of Tabasco (can still do that)
Down in one a Pint glass full of pork scratchings (having trouble with that one these days)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you serious about the tabasco?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Oh yes.
Used to be an easy way to get dinner paid for.
Bet the waiter...

Works a treat.

:D

Edit: there's something about the chilli in it that doesn't seem to affect me. Certain curries on the other hand can blow my head off.
Edwina, on the other hand, just makes me ill.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You just raised your sexy quotant by 8.4%
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# So, I'm now at minus 45%, yes?
Edit: talk about obvious fishing, eh?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Is that farenheit or celcius?
put your rod away, sexybum ;o)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# :)
*innocents* Where should I put it, Dix?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *sucks on lollipop and looks coyly from under his cap visor*
hmm?


:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *abandons all pretense, leaps on Dixon and snogs him into submission*
:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hehehehe
nomnomnomnomnom
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
h t

talk about obvious strikethrough
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Tabasco is not as hot as people think.
Plenty of restaurant curries are hotter, habanero peppers are way hotter.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I was going to put some pinchy poos in it
or whatever it's called.

Pinchy poos is what it's called in my house now.

Gotta go, lovely boyses. Remember your captain thinks you're all delicious.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Pinchitos
and a fine plan, ma'am.

Edit: *waves*

Bye, Pickle!

*hugs*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# tra!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I have mince for dinners :D
I haven't decided what to dowith it yet though. Any suggestions?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# MASH AND THAT
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# WINE
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Several bottles, yes.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Tatties
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# cor look at that onion
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# it's a beauty, isn't it

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# BRAW
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# all you mince lovers
should get this cunt on a T-shirt - still time to order for Christmas (maybe)

www.spice.co.uk/user_list.php?category_id=77&user=69

From spam to mince and back to spam!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# do these actually make you any money?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# do they fuck
sell about 2 a year, Mince is the best seller though
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# i own one
and it's the best tee shirt i've ever had the honour to wear
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Now, that's a class dinner.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# nomnomnom
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I'm thinking
Lazy Shepherd's Pie. Cheers :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahah
bindun, but that's better... ;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I'd expected as much
was fun to make, mind!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahah it was only a matter of time
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
it's only logical
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Turn about . . . is fair play !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Good stuff Sir.
Slight TJ - Some of our comrades also got a mention on boing boing, if this aint alweddy been sed like: www.boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# there was a Metro link earlier
I do love the Duck Hunt one there!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's how they welcome liberators in Iraq.
Don't these news people fact check?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# This needs some stuff added

I'm out of time right now.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAY!
*high fives*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Haha
ALSO:
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# He's right you know
the dead can't defend themselves.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Mind if I linky ?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
If you can't fall off them why do they come with a stand?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# in case they fall on you
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Soviet Russia?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Art imitates life
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it's comforting
to know that nothing you do in life will EVER be as awesome as that
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Certainly not, sir!
:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Needs guns! Lots of guns
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# FRESH
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *orders twelfty*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Oh, I say.
I want one of those.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# This wins everything!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Roll the dice !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Just right !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Peel Ian Beale


Sorry had to get that out
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ian Rush more like
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# That man
Makes me want to do The Bad Thing.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# wank into a papier-mache head of Bea Arthur?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
What made you come up with that???
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# nothing...nothing
er...*hurriedly closes curtain*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# What shag him?
Euuuwwww!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# which particular Bad Thing?
The Thing with the puppies, or the Thing with the citric acid?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# That's pretty gross...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# .. I know
that 'tache, what was he thinking
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Yu just know that he was thinking
"Sexytiem!"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# worked for cindy
Look at how many kids he's got!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# boored in accounting class...


just a little portrait i wipped out for a friend of mine for facebook, i really love my tablet!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Nice tits for a boy.
Nice image :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# all men should have tits
end of
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# That's not fair
some do.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# not really to the same sexy capacity.
In fact, quite the opposite.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Depends on your outlook and level of inebriation.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# is he not sexy?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# MY eyeees!!!1
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# DO NOT WANT.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# who's that guy at the bottom?
oh wait now
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# That Yoko Ono's let herself go a bit...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# she's been experimenting like in The Fly
but somehow Maradona got inside the pod unnoticed
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Posting pics of b3tans without their permission is frowned on here
Oh, I see what you did there ;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I say!
You whipped it out for a friend of yours - Goodness!

/carry on level of humour blog

Edit: Sorry, that should have included substantially more 'Woo'
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oooh I say!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# She loved the size of it actually
;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ... and loads more use of Swanee Whistle
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh, sir
doesn't everything?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *does the Sid James laugh*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# jesus mate
she seems a bit friki

enjoy your "double entries" in accounting class ;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# This is Good
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Nice.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Very nice :)
...and on that note, g'night you lot. I'm off to meet the missus in town, I'm hoping this will result in food of some variety
/hungry
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *waves*
*and snogs*

G'night, lovely!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *runs*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Give him a hug from me
and then tell him to give you a hug from me
then give each other a hug from me with a bit of a botty grope
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I gave him a hug from you yesterday
should have seen his little eyes light up. I had to slap him obviously, nothing personal, but it was sweet.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# :D
get out of here before I keep you, lovely.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Very nice!
Although any post praising a tablet really ought to involve a CDC, particularly if it's the first you've posted using same...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# cdc?
remember...noob on board, talk carefuly
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Sorry...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ...diagostini?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# The information comes after the music
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I'm sorry. That was bad of me.

CDC stands for crudely-drawn cock. Magenta for preference.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# 3 pubes per ball, one spunk splash.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# so you want a CDC from me?
can be done...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# if you buy a new tablet
then a CDC pic is compulsory as your first post.

Since you're new, we'll let you off...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# actually...
i got this tablet ofr a wile now
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Don't rush it...
Do your research, make a good 'un, then post it some time when the board is slow or if there's a lot of failing going on...

Timing is everything with a CDC...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# you utter cunt.
hahahah
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# "stylish" (mozilla plugin) is my friend :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Evil
and for once I didn't click it. *learns at last*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# my first CDC


(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# A typically lavish CDC it is too, mr. G
I'm feeling guilty about putting horses in that link. Still, n00bs have to learn about horses at some stage...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# centre of disase control?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Crudely Drawn Cock
Boys, play fair and answer questions.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# lol, ic then :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yes miss.
*contrites*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *salutes*
OK, Cap!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Quite right, sir
and thank you.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Nothing crude about that...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# The Irony
I'm bored at work and i'm an accountant.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# if only boredom was quantifiable
you could count that
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# i can see why...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Run away while you still can...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# doing that allready
i had to take something...it was this or parenting DX
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Parenting DX?
You crazy kids with your crazy new lessons. Can you really learn parenting in school now? I dread to think what the practical lessons are like.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# We first learn how to make em...
usually stuff happens accedentaly and involves large amounds of alchohol, and shame...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Well as most of them are likely already parents it's probably not a bad thing
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# fucking kill it with a shoe
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# What in the name of all that is holy?????/
*runs*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# how nice
you shouldn't have...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# He looks hypo-allergic !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# WAT DE FECK?!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Would.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Times were hard now the acting job was over
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Phwoar!
Now - how much for a good, hard shag?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *must...resist...posting...clangerporn again*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *Paddington Hard Stares*
Yes, you must.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Nip, nip, nip.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Is it tuppence? I can't remember
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha
This is not a compo. This is but a tribute.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Bugger me, you must have a small one...

* woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *buggers*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Tight arse?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I want the "soup dragon special"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
I have a clanger, my ex-bosses mum made for me, it has vicious talons that I wouldn't want near my cock.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# There is nothing about that sentence that doesn't disturb me
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# My ex-bosses mum's hands were soft and warm

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# tie it down first
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Brains


sorry
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
poor Brians
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Feeeed meeeee SPIIIICCYYYYYY BRIIIIIAAAAANNS
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Simpsons zombie
McBaaaaaaiiiinnsss ...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# welsh zombie
fypwyssssssssssss
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahahaaha
Braaaaains isn't it boyo?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ah, no
that's an english speaking welshman
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hide the blessed
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# brian
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# FAKE
No beard.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# no it's not
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# nice afro
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Anorak Zombie
Traaaaiiiinnnnnnsssss...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *points at lurker*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *runs*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Zombie Nostradamus
"Quatraaaains..."
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# juicy brains....
i know the beret is sh*t


(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# My maxi-thong boys in action

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Thongzilla!
*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
marvellous!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# That's such a fun way to keep busy !
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# But you'd be amazed at how many ties you can ruin in a week
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# At least it puts them to a . . . practical . . . purpose . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# moustausage
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Mmmm
I fancy a nice, hot, sausage inside of me right now.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# You ought to be careful
someone's been sawing the legs off your chairs again
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Pffft ... that sounds like ...
"thingy"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *gasps*
you said "thingy"! I'm telling!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Blummin' sneak!
*grumbles*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# pork?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# If you're offering
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *porks*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# BUMMY!
Where you been hiding?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# NOM NOM, Give me my brainssszszszsszszszszz


haha, watched this again the other night. It's still great.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hehe
it is still a good film, but very silly in places.. Romero wasn't a brilliant film maker by any means, but was great at creating a world, a sense of atmosphere
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# night of the living dead, with the exception of the
hilarious first five minutes, is quite good IMHO. This is much more consistently good, whilst still being mega low budget. Everything I've seen of his since has been tat though.

lol at Dead reckoning.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Children of the Living Dead
is fabbo all the way through.

By that I mean 'reaches new levels of sucking' but in a good way.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# oh christ
I heard about that one.. It was Tom Savini's solo project wasn't it?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# He's *in it*
but I don't think his involvement goes any further than that.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# a good way?
no no no no no it's definitely a bad way
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It's brilliant :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I was so annoyed I smashed the tape with a hammer
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Awww :-(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# True
it maintains the tension better than the others. Dawn is still my favourite though

Although, and I know this is probably heresy..

I prefered Dead set
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Cure:
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Ido not condone this sort of thing*
Condone's liek a bar steward.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fanta stick!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I want a trouser press for christmas
but only if it comes with a segway bill bailey



Iron Mike
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Haha
all Segways should come with a Bill Bailey on board
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# and a monkey
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# with a handgun
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# and a space helmet
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# but no
trouser press?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# No that would just be silly.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# is that an extra?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# yay for Bill :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I was there
twas a good gig.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# that's good
I used to know a Crafty Butcher from ages ago...I wonder if you're him
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I might be
but don't seem to remember you, where might you know me from?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# we met at a Transformers convention in Croydon
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I didn't know such things existed
not me then.

was he a butcher who just happened to be crafty?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It was his screen name too
but this was years back, I forget his real name
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Strike through not working?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# no
it was removing the tags whichever way I tried del, strike or css text-decoration

but obviously I had forgotten good 'ol s
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# <s></s>
keep it simple lad
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# That chap standing up getting the Hi-Five
looks inanely happy :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Latest from the footsie index
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# crikey!
nice feets
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Bloody hell!
*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# this is clever and well done
woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Ah for foot sake!

* Woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha
superb.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I imagine that those would fit rather well . . .
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# cor that's good
arse
some bastard's just sent me shitloads of work
bah humbug
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ahh, nice one
*the Bush insert almost flew past me*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# awesome work, sir!
*kerlick!*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
..
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Right.


I'm rubbish at this animating/optimising lark. There's a less optimised to bejeezus version here: www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/shoe3_1.gif
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahahah ACE.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Toply done!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Good Hit!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
cracking!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Awesome!
WOO!
I had a slightly different idea so I could in theory still do it.... if I can be arsed!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's a Jollyjack
;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# In my defence
www.b3ta.com/board/9028402

He's already on his jollies so isn't around for a while, so I felt I'd have a pop at it myself...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Do you fancy having a go at some Sequential Art?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I think S&S is more my artistic level
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *comedy drum sound*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Haha haha haha... I nearly pissed myself then!

* Is it Wednesday yet?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# was that..
sarcasm?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Never.....


^ That was though
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# barely.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ^ needs more 'The Devil Rides Out' and Charles Grey
though not necessarily in that order.

Edit: Oh, and Christopher Lee & Patrick Mower, as well.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# roiks!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Roiks!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^ would would and wouldn't...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAaaaaaallll
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

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