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# This credit crisis is deepening...
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# talk, links or message?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Image name...
...for de-ris :)
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I wasn't rissing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Yup
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# OILED!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# erm
EDIT: Hmm. 1pm, only 11 guests, last day I work until Boxing Day. I may very well just do soddit and bugger off home. No one would notice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# See ye then!
All the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I should explain I have a live in job.
Me leaving work would probably only involve me walking up a couple of flights of stairs and sitting down to my computer there.:P
If the traffic is good them I can easily commute in 20 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hehe
sounds familiar-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Handy...
if you wanted to do that girl around the corner you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Do you have the Cod?
The Armani Cod?


Most annoying advert ever. Bloomin Euro-speak, they should learn to talk proper
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I am rising here I am afraid sir....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# "DIRTY BOY"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ARf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Are you dissing his rissing?
EDIT: My god! 3 hours one page! I'd like to officially say to everyone her at the moment. We have no lives!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# All the cool kids have been allowed to break up for the holidays
why oh why do I have to be in the office. And I've got to be here tomorrow.

Bastards.


(broccoli holocaust, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# same here.
I was supposed to be off from tomorrow until the 5th, but that looks like its fucked. All due to someone else not doing their fucking job, I've now got to do some work over christmas. PISSFLAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Is it too early to start on my Courvoisier?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Silly Whato Jeeves. Courvoisier is a breakfast drink.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Feck!
Best break out the hard stuff then.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Yes
I find meths is a perfectly acceptable lunchtime apperatiff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :(
I wanted to ris there!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ahah, well you obviously don't watch enough girly telly
www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA1024


(broccoli holocaust, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I have seen the ad, I was just being silly
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'll RIS here, if that's ok...?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# sorry, but better out than in as they say
These bloody nazis are making me sit at my desk even though there is no work to do.

Hopefully I won't get raged at by the IT department for installing GIMP just to make this piece of crap.
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# WIS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You are Jonathan Ross AICMFP
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I don't know what you're all rissing about
it's an advert for a perfume called "armani code"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hmm almost lunch time....


source
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ewwww
Are these things still legal?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# homophobe
lulz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
LOCK 'EM UP! I SAY, LOCK 'EM ALL UP!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Aaaaw
So you do care about them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I have a story about why I hate them so much
but just thinking about it is putting me of my Burgerking that is minutes away.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha
That' comment is so nonsensicle! Faggots contain food, burgerking doesn't:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Mugatu is back!
The first sign of the apocalypse surely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# eek! been spotted
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
How do fella? Where have you been hiding? You been out in the real world or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# helloes!
All good here thanks! Still check b3ta almost daily, but just can't find the motivation to even bother logging in to post anything. Plus, work have started monitoring internet usage a bit more than they used to, so i gotta be a bit careful :(

Hope you are ok!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# OH MY GOD, HE HAS "SPOTS"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I have spots? *cries into acne treatment*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# MUGGS!
good to see you, fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
#
:) the feeling is mutual! How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I love a good faggot I do!
*heards schoolboy riverghost giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# in A rich west country jizz?
i do prefer my faggots in a blend of only the finest west country jizzes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# haha classic homosexual recipie
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I wish my colleague was here to see this :)
Alas, he's pissed off to be gay in Poland for the holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# You know
The gays I know hate the word faggot.

They're happy with bummer, queen, queer, etc, but faggot no.

Stupid sensitive fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Fucking POofs! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# M'colleague describes some of his more "scene" friends as "really faggy"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# LINK THIS PLEASE
IT USES HOMOPHOBIC LANGUAGE AND MAY UPSET SOME POEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# yes, leave fudgepackers alone it's lucky they even go down for you!!
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Get with the programme
The politically correct term is "Fruitpicker"


(broccoli holocaust, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Bottom-enthusiast!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# So marmite soldier is out? what about arsebandit, foofdodger
chocolate chimney sweeps, sausage muncher and shitstabber?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Turdburglar ?
Sailor who Drops Anchor in Poo Bay ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Foofdodger is my new favourite term.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# bet they taste salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# At the club
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahah
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# how alluring
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hehe
The one that always gets away.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
woonkamer2
(Tiberius2, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# arf
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hehe
You'd have thought with pretty much everyone walking around with a camera these days this myth would have died off!
/can't stand lying anglers blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I like this!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I'll be home for Christmas
autostop1
(Tiberius2, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I like the dog
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Needs more shark...

(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# that's just perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
#
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# autostop1
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# autostops... Transform and roll out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Autostops best of all the vehicle stations
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I want the older model MINI-VAN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh bigger, why don't you
Just as I've posted the one thing I've done today.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Its within the limits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# calm down, there's nothing naughty about that...
and since few people would have ignored him for posting dead people your wossywank will be seen...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *encalms*
Sorry, I'm having a shitty 48 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# let me guess, you've be partnered with Nick Nolte
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Haha
No, just anniversary syndrome. Plus I'm in the doghouse with maiden, and have to be at work with not much fuck all to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I thought you and maiden got things sorted yesterday?
I seem to remember reading her reply to you yesterday, which seemed to let bygones be bygones etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, it's okay
I just didn't want to piss anyone off, inevitable as that might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Oh it happens to us all :(
Even with the best intentions, b3ta has loads of people who interperet things in diff. ways.
Just a case of finding a happy medium.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# or a cheerful psychic
yes, I'm here all week, and I can recommend the tbone...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahaha :)
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# god sakes, why is everyone on b3ta shagging one another?
except me obviously...where's maiof when i need him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Heck, I haven't had so much as a slow kiss in 5 years
*might explain things*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That's as just bad as me :(
*snogs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# xxx you tease!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Which one of you wants to pick the envelope to see where you're going on your blind date?
/Cilla
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *plays soothing elevator music*
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# LINK THIS PLEASE
THE CHAINSAW HAS BLOOD ON IT AND THIS SUGGESTS SOMETHING NASTY MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Battery hens
were murdered with that chainsaw you sick fucks!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# charges were never brought...
/Battery hens.. Charges.... *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# be more positive
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it's terribly disturbing...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Am I right in saying
That's Dr. Salvador, courtesy of Resident Evil 4?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# So he does
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# looks like he's having a toss
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Almost as if Shabba Wanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# oh, that's the filename...
im obviously missing something? who's the dude that isn't john ross?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Shabba Ranks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ah it all makes sense now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Arf!
Mr Loverman! SHABBA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Shabba wanks LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Shabba!
Skiddly bee, skiddly boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# HA!
weally supoib :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it made me chuckle :)


How are you all today?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *hearts* Boston Legal
It's like watching Shatner's retirement
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I bet it isn't as good as Rumpole though is it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oh it is :)
exhibit A:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c6s6hp0GVX8
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# and exhibit B:
/from the show
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Itkq_lXJ9SI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# a fine australian actor, and the bloke that meg griffin ran over.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# These are both facts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# another fact: my right ankle hurts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# O Rly?
One of my ribs hurts. I think it is broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# how did that happen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I was leaning over the worktop in my kitchen
to open the window at the top, and as I reached forward my stool slipped back, forcing my whole weight onto my bottom right rib. I think I heard a crack....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :( broken rib and an accidental stool slippage. not a good day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
I did it on Saturday, but it has been getting more and more painful every day since....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# sounds like nappy rash
have you turned into a wimp and seen a doctor?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Nah not yet.
The way I figure it, is if I go to the doctors they will just refer me to the hospital, where I will have to sit for hours just for them to confirm it is broken, and say they can't do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# yeah that's kinda the story with my ankle. only i hurt it 5 years ago...
it still suddenly starts hurting for very little reason.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ooooh. You wanna get that checked out.
If you don't believe me, talk to Archie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hum good point, archie probably has two more, i've only got one,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# you have one ankle
and Archie has three?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# only one more...
for someone with a science degree, i don't write with great clarity do i?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# they'll put some sellotape on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# an 'accidental stool' slippage,
or accidental 'stool slippage'
there's a big difference, and one could make a dreadful mess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nice one Redsushi :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Why thank you :)
It was actually after seeing your Poldark post, that made me think of Rumpole. I really don't know why though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Tis a pleasure!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
Busier than I should be, how's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Not too bad apart from this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9047050
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Sorry to hear that mate!
I did somthing similar a few years back and made the mistake of waiting for hours in the hospital.
Might be worth going if you're getting any internal stabbing pains though.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Well what is starting to worry me
is that it has been getting more and more painful each day, and I think that is a sign of bleeding isn't it?

/Graduate of Sacred Heart Medical School Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I think you might be right, I'm no expert though.
I'd get it checked out, they might give you some super drugs just in time for new years eve!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Sadly I can't take a lot of pills
because of my asthma, and as a result, when they give me major painkillers I just zonk out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The ammount of money I spend each night to zonk out!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# HaPpY HaPpY
how is Mr Whoop Whoop this fine Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You off work today then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Nah
be here tomorrow as well, but there's not alot happening; come down tomorrow if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I would love to fella,
but Jude is here until tomorrow night, and I don't fancy making that trip with him again so soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I'm very well Mr Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
but where the fuck is everyone?

Skiving cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# australia.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Wasting their time feeding the troll below
at a guess, weird how /board works
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I dunno.
I think maybe lots of people are off work and thus don't need to skive at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# 23rd December - Arthur Lowe's Kettle and Torch Emporium


As suggested by Oddbob
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# quick! comment on this to push the twat out the way
yay for Pol saviour of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# No I won't!











damn
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# No
Me neither.



(+woo for pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# FAIL! Oh sorry wrong thread
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Interesting..
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# he might just have
swallowed a kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Lovely :D
Have this I posted this morning but got hijacked. (I thought it was nice)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# its wonderfull
*hijacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Cheers :)
*flies to Cuba*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hehehe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# That's rather woo
have a hedonistic Tuesday lunchtime *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Free e-card
mod: click for dead bodies, yay
(Tiberius2, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# "Will you start the fans, please"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
They didn't even get one crystal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# 2 gold
and 99 silver :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I do hope you're instant banned
for the file size alone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Sod that
Just for thinking Xmas was two words!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
come on Mods, lay the smackdown
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Turns of The Prodigy
Smack My Picture.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# You should be ashmed
how about giving us a NSFW chance there eh?

twat.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# would be funny if it wasn't true...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Ah, you have a new account now eh

Welcome to ignore, again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Is he a sequel?
Tiberius2: The Klumps?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I think he is probably
the second coming of Tibberius Gracchus, who was a dickhead of a Belgian if I recall correctly....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I recalled something once
It was blue.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Oh so THAT's Tiberius
I wondered why he was on my ignore list.
*ignores another one*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That fits so well there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# That was the most productive drunken ten minutes I've ever had, making those three.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Now you sound like my ex!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaa
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hmmm
photoshopped: yes
under 200k: yes

not sure what all the fuss is about... maybe you should have put a picture of a kidnapped child or a terrorist attack...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah but it needs to be under 100k:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Blimey
When did the filesizes change?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# About 2 months ago
100k for an image 400k for an animation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Well that's gone up since I joined!
hurrah... more pixels!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ...
There's a difference between the picture of a child, or a smoking building, and a picture of two bloody corpses. If you don't get that you might want to look up NSFW again.
Furthermore, it's hardly 'photoshopped'. It's just TOAP - which is ok if it makes an amusing joke but in this case is a complete waste of bandwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Your definition of NSFW is based on your work environment
They show this sort of picture on the news.

EDIT: looks like the mods agree with you... this is what happened to the carry on films
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Erm, to be honest with you, they don't really show
pictures like this on the news as a matter of course at all, and if they do, regardless of time of day, they will say that the following piece contains pictures of a distressing nature, thus giving people the option to turn over. Linking the picture would be the same thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# True.
I don't think they should give warnings on the news. War is brutal and nasty. Why not show it?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# took about four seconds to find... dead body
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7793236.stm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# But yet again,
you are ignoring my point about the warning. That video, of which the screencap is not discernible as a dead body, has a guidance warning along the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Erm
So now you're comparing a picture of a child, the carry on films, and two blown up dead bodies? You've got from incongruous to ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# no youve missed the point
i was comparing b3ta to carry on films

Get off your high horse.

I long ago realised that different people see b3ta in different ways. You obviously see it in a different way to me.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Well obviously everyone draws the line in a different place
My point was there's a clear and objective difference between making a distasteful inference and shoving visceral gore down people's throats. You might think that, say, a joke about the twin towers is in bad taste, but it's a different issue to posting images of people killed in the attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# of course its bad taste
my point is that you are not logged into disney.com

The day something is too risque for b3ta is a sad day
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# "Everything goes" isn't necessarily a good thing
Look at 4chan and its offspring
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# For what it's worth...
... and at risk of incurring the wrath of people who contribute more to this board than I...

This isn't as bad as all that. Maybe the execution is a bit unsubtle, but the point being made - assuming I've read it aright - seems straightforward (and, in its way, honourable) enough.

*puts on asbestos clothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# 177k
Plus they think that Xmas is two words:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Ah...
So it's a filesize thing? I've got no idea how that stuff works.

Fair enough, then. I thought it was about the content, the sentiment of which is one (I think) I share.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I think it's because they're not famous or part of a huge disaster
if that were the case, we'd all be laughing our heads off...

*goes back to the lurking*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *Attempts to photoshop Maddie at Bhopal*
You're right! It's much more funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# welcome to the fickle 'world of b3ta'
/It's a bit like Dickie Davis' World of Sport but doesn't have a catchy theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# DER der der DER der der der DA DA DADA DAAAAAAH! DAAAAAH!
Oh, arse. That's Grandstand.

*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# fickle, hypocritical
not as good as it used to be etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# surely not! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# fields, bus stops
spirit of the blitz and so on and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Do you really think so?
If the picture was, say, of the Sichuan earthquake everyone would be laughing? I don't agree, i think everyone would still be calling him a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# It depends what you do with it.
Juxtaposing a picture of a war with the banality of Christmas may be a tad sophomoric, but it does have a point. It may not be lolsome, but that's just too bad. It can still be witty.

If you can use a picture of an earthquake to make a comment about the world in a witty way, then you're welcome to give it a go, I'd've thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# My point was
It's the graphic nature of the image that people are complaining about. I don't think the 'fame' of the event has anything to do with it; if he'd used a gory picture from a more recognisable tragedy the same people would still be complaining in the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Sure - I got that point.
I still think that it's what you do with an image that counts in this sort of context. Likely as not there'll be counterexamples. But the original post here was an attempt - I take it - at a black-as-pitch joke about smug middle-class westerners celebrating Christmas. I don't see anything particularly problematic about that.

If you're offended by the image, you've misidentified the problem. The problem is that people are getting mutilated for no good reason, not that there exist photos of the mutilation. The photos, used well, might actually turn out to be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I don't disagree there
We simply place a different weight on the level of artistic quality required to legitimise the use of potentially objectionable material.

Furtrhermore, ... oh bugger it i don't have time for the furthermore.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i personally find mutilated corpses far more disturbing than, for instance, 333333333333333333333222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
i was about to get on my high horse, but a cat just sat on the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i think the discription of nsfw needs to be extended a little
some people may find pictures of blown apart bodies, burning children and dead viet cong a little upsetting and that these should be linked.

although extending that argument will lead to every single picture ever posted here being linked...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hell, yeah.
If the real world refuses to be nice, then I just don't want anything to do with it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# IN the real world people rape small children and sadistically torture helpless victims
Would you like to see some in-depth footage on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# If it's done intelligently and for an identifiable reason.
There's a difference between perpetrating it or endorsing its perpetration, and doing something with it. I don't know where I'd draw the line, or if there is one to be drawn. And so I won't be drawn either.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# And that is the key
Saying 'well, it happens in the real world' is not itself a justification or an excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# You're right.
Your point would carry more weight if that was what I had said, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# every picture here a link?
that would lead only to idiocy. Oh Hai, i did what you said and shopped a kitten, hahah click the link
www.rotten.com/runoverkittenwithspunkinthewounds.jpg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# if only that link were real


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# dissapointed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Call me old-fashioned, but I don't find dead people funny.
If it had been linked, at least I'd have a choice about whether to view it or not.
I'm not going to get into an argument about whether it's suitable for the board - I know some people here get a good old rofl out of real people's pain and death - but if it's alright with you, I'd like to choose not to see this. Toodle pip!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# that's sad, i find spike milligan hillarious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Drat you
for finding the logical inaccuracy in my post! Alright, I meant I didn't find pictures of dead people funny. I like the comedy stylings of Tommy Cooper, Laurel and Hardy and Bill Hicks. See? I'm not anti-dead people.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Well I am,
the lazy bastards never do anything new!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Yay, I get to use this!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# lol
this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# fuck,that was some crimbo party
somebody even attempted to roast that poor chaps leg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I was hoping for a 'he got completely legless ' gag in there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# You said Merry Xmas, our survey said
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# oh hell... Not you again.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i understand people getting pissed off about
the filesize but about the bodys i dont get
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Oh wow
a new tiberius to ignore!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# at risk of feeding the troll...
you are a TWAT. now FUCK off
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# When
I posted this yesterday, someone (Captain Wow I think) suggested doing a donkey.

That gave me the idea to do this:
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Yes when she said 'do a donkey' that's not what she meant.
EDIT: Oooo. Before I forget. If anyone has the 4OD player they've got Ghosts of Oxford Street there atm. Probably the best Christmas show ever!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# where are these windmills, man
this picture confuses me even without the done donkeys with a donk in them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# somewhere
in Spain. La Mancha I think
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Well it'd have to be seeing it's Don Quixote:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I made a nurcan for grockpan
but I think he has gown owff

so you can have it allong with a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# he wants to nur her can
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yays!
wotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# helloooo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Have your halls been duly decked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# nope
no time or money to do so

It's fucking miserable round these parts, which is why I'm off out to seek merry in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :(
CAn't you even make paper chains?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# takes too long
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# thank you master
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# looks lke i poked my head in just in time!!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# 'ning meester!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# That's what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# woo!
how on earth did K9 ever manage to defeat any baddies? He's almost as slow moving as the Daleks
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# it aint how fast you go,
it's the size of your laser canon!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ..did K9 have a laser cannon?
ning Ives :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# 'nings!
yeah, probably...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *wikis*
Ah, he blew himself up, so a bombdog basically :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It was a sad episode
*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# yup in his nose.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# snotlaser
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# yay for 1970's robots
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Woof indeed...
Even Phillip is surprised by this.. :)

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# has someone discovered his stash of nazi gold?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# harry has brought a black asian gay boyfriend home...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# again?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Tea and Laptop have just met again..
You git..

;o)
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Quite possibly so Mr Toast.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# NNNNNAZI GOOOOOOOLD!!!
/bill bailey
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# lol reptilian shapeshitter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Excellent
Woo...master.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# that's pretty good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ooh, spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ha! Smashing.
Does the keypad on his back mean you can program him like a Big-Trak?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# did you draw that?
woo yay!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha

k9: can look anything look dorky
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Draw, no. Make in 3d, yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# That is truly awesome, Sir.
I loves K9, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# krackin
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# lovely
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Avast ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Aaaaw that stinks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# This annoys me greatly!
When did it become acceptable for pfft to mean fart and not little stifled laugh? Eh? INCONCEIVABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Tue 23 Dec, 11:05
Nice Princess Bride quote though:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Utterly this. Everyone knows its R
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Looks like rain again:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Mr Pullings!
Take three stout men and a stinger missile up to the crows nest and see to those helicopters!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# lolz
'Ning all

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I hear the test match dribbled out to a draw

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# That's just not cricket!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Arf!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# better result than Aus v. SA. where SA won by 6wks. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Awesome game though.
Nice pic too
(I helped save b3ta! SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# My wife is a saffer
So there was much glee in our house after that match finished
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# O Rly?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hayden needs to be turned into dog food
and ponting needs to be buggered up the arse until dead.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but it isn't really news is it? Ponting has needed a good shoeing for a long long time! Litlle Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# the arse came out and blasted his bowling attack and the pitch after the test
I'll admit that the scorecard tells a bit of a sorry tale for his inexperienced bowlers, but that doesn't mention the lack of support he gave them. SA virtually could have knocked off the target by knocking singles with no pressure.

ponting should lose the captancy immediately. only problem is, there's no one that could do it better.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
# It all seems a long time ago now ...
(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha - them and Paula Yates
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ah the memories!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# nice one.
i think it died again at the waca a couple of days ago...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Genuine question,
having missed the Aus - India tests, and the Aus - SA ones, how bad have Australia been? Have they been bad enough that we may actually win the Ashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# england 3-1.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# fucking hell
that's quite an admission coming from an Aussie..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I know :( im not happy at all about having to make it.
but seriously Brett Lee is out of form. Stuart Clarke is injured. We don't have a decent spinner and two (Hayden and Ponting) of the top order are lose limbs, although I don't think Hayden will be selected and I suspect Ponting will come good soon. Australian cricket is not in good shape and I suspect that will be the scoreline if the poms can hold it together.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# we'll see
your batting lineup is as strong as ever, your problem is bowling.

Ours is the opposite, IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# the batting has been carried by the middle and lower order of late.
all decent scores often made scratchily with a dash of luck, but nothing magical and marvelous, everyone making 30 or 40. I wouldn't say it was of a similar strength of a couple of years ago.

Katich and Haddin made tons against the kiwis, but the only decent bowler they've had on the tour was Vettori.

I think I'll go and read the score cards from the Eng-Ind series...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I don't like cricket!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I love it!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# So do I really
I like playing it anyway!

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Really quick sketchy zombie animation thingy
(MichaelGalethe1st, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# "pipe wrench fight"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Is it just me
but in the event of a zombie uprising, would anyone else have a tiny bit of themselves going "Yes! Finally a chance to put my skills to work! Those drunken evenings discussing the best place to hole up were not wasted!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yeah, sounds slightly familiar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# i think some people would fall victim to this
having forgotten not to put "do not spend the first 10 minutes of a zombie apocalypse cheering the chance to use 'surviving a zombie apocalypse' skills, as these minutes are needed to hole up" on their list of 'important things for surviving a zombie apocalypse'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# indeed, a schoolboy error in the domain of zombie apocalypse survival
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# oh yes
my flat would be a good place to hole up, all survivors welcome

*puts kettle on and polishes baseball bat*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# A friend of mine says this every time he visits my flat.
It must be constantly on his mind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Is it just me or are zombies simply bloody rubbish?
All you need to do is walk away from them at slight speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# This^^^^
Although you are neglecting the new breed of faster moving zombies present in computer games and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yes but I think everyone is taking into concideration the very real threat
that one day they'll lean how to rollerskate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Flaming zombies on rollerskates.

Naked flaming zombies on rollerskates.

Naked, dancing flaming zombies on rollerskates - there it is - that's the fillum I want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# And lets face it
sex with a zombie technically isn't necrophilia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Erm ... shirley yes it is?
But admittedly - it's no fun if they wriggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I suppose you could always rip off a limb and fuck the cavity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# They may be slow, but they can keep going on forever.
Whereas my speed skillzors tend to end after a minute or ten ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Iain Elsworth, a guy I used to go to school with, and myself always planned to meet up in Turnpike Lane bus station
and take a bus as they'll knock the living (or undead) shite out of everything.

EDIT: I take that all back. I just remembered that was in the event of a nuclear holocaust. My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# this plan hangs upon the nuclear survivability of london buses
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Well as long as it's not a bendy one we'll be just dandy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# That's a hell of a design spec...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# wowowowwooo

/edit: pffft meanwhile on flickr...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Merry Christmas
Have a

on me!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Oh dear god!
Run! Run for your life the spang monster is after your blood!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Your reply
made me laugh more than making the original post did. So a woo and a yay for you!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *passes round hat*
I'm here all week don't forget to try the sliced pig in bread!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# rorshach?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# this was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oh my.
*SPANG* :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# The Kojak with the hole?
*filenames*


Oh, dear lord...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Its Crimbo, Narwhals love it
(happinno, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# blimey, first post awesomeness!
welcome to b3ta, maneuver an juvenile feline, and photo-manipulate an item of furnature for sitting on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Oo a first post?!
double woo and what you said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Drunk on Christmas joy.
Thanks guys.
(happinno, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Lucky Joy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Personally I welcome out new Narwhal Claus overloads
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Narwhal - best of all the monodontidaes
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# This.
With extra vowels.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# and rain
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Har har har
*gives cookie*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Coooooooooookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Diet or regular?
cant stand the stuff myself
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Cookies is nom
Especially with cream, which I had the pleasure of experiencing while in the US of Sherman last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I have bad news I'm afraid.
That wasn't cream, you'd just lost at soggy biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# OMFGLOL!!!!111!!!!!11
Does that mean I could get pregnanted?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Yes
You'll have a little rain man:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Oh gay off you spanger
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Oh spang off you gayer:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Your grandmum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
How festive and smashing :D

Welcome, habby crumble etc
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# im not a narwhal
and hence do not like christmas, but anyway, pull up a chair, shop a kitten, do the bump etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# NARWHAL, GOD DAMN
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# smashing stuff sir
welcome aboard

Pull up a kettle, stick the kitten on and shop an Ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Good ningles, dear. And how are we this fine ning?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Thank you, Narwhal Claus.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Smashing stuff, sir/madam/rather small mound of chocolate-covered roasted coffee beans

and good morning the board!
Collect your ning here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# The ning is strong in this one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# good morning
and welcome new person who's post appears at the top of this column of fawning drivel
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# good lord, that's making me dizzy!
'nings Medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Haha, I do agree
It's making me dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# NARWHALS, FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
# arf!!


how wubberly

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That surgery has really paid off for Mel Smith.
EDIT: IF you put Griff's head on the female body he would actually look like a generic female from the royal family!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Are you talking to me now?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Is that a Godfather impersonation?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
#
sorry

jelly.b3ta.com/board/9046777
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Oooo you have b3ta with jelly!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I'll only be truely happy when it comes with Icecream too :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# it's b3ta butter jelly time
b3ta butter jelly time
b3ta butter jelly time
b3ta butter jelly time
b3ta butter with a baseball bat b3ta butter with a baseball bat b3ta butter with a baseball bat b3ta butter with a baseball bat



(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# AAARRRGGHHHH!!!! I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# here, this will help
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=s8MDNFaGfT4
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# :D brill !
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)
# No...
*Sends virtual hug :-)*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# OK but no tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Aaaaaawww....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# arf
good stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# My mate acted with Mel Smith in ... something or other.
Said he's lovely, but sweats like a Lee Evans in a sauna. Said he has to drink water all the time because of it.

/factoid of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I read that as "My mate mated with Mel Smith"
That'd make him sweat, I should think :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Ewww ... I don't know who I'd feel more sorry for
Mel Smith or my mate.

*sexytiems*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Haha!
He looks rather pleased with himself :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Robot Frog, subtle shop morning.


It is very subtle

Click for bigger (107KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ooh, recessed headlight eyes
Nice

Also, nice 'scoop' effect, though I'm not sure how aerodynamic it would be. Still, I'm sure there are folks who fit aftermarket stuff purely for the looks...

When are you attaching the rear spoiler? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I want one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# i've got three
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# So you've got them!
Can I have the red one back?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# red one?
i've got a yellow one, a green one, and a blue one. if there's a red one, i've not got it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# They do a blue one?
Gotta collect em all!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# very subtle, very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Subtle frog is subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *looks for henry*
woah nelly
(rcropper, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# top shoppage, and damn creepy too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *tries to think of something to do with "ribbit" and "robot"*
*fails miserably*

*just says WOO instead*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Mr Mictoboy told me to do this
and so I did. He is Mr Super Sperm apparently - a new breed of hero maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaa
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# super sperm?
he hasn't got his wife in the family way *again* has he?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# he wont be smiling when he realises hes in a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *takes you to one side and explains the difference between tube trains and tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# youre thinking in 3 dimensions
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Or knowing the people around here
dribbling out of a dog's arse
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Bob! Bob! Do your party piece please...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# If Mictoboy jumped off Cliff Richard would you do too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# if Mictoboy jumped *on* Cliff Richard I'd join in the carnage
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It's a little known fact that Sir Cliff is actually the height of your average cliff.
He is regularly used for suicide attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yes but
aren't the suicide attempts just people listening to his entire back catalogue in one sitting?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Actually if you listen to his entire back catalogue in one sitting you die of old age.
If you line up all of Sir Cliff's albums back to back it's last for over 3000 years. The exact duration of time is called a Wimbledon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Am i his bitch now?
and does it effect me claiming my unemployment benefits?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yes you still get your 40p a week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

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