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# Mmmnnnnnnnnggggg....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# 'shopped pics only, please
top work, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# you beat me to it
haha
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# haha
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Mornin' Broonie
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ning ninj
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hiya Moley! Nicely shopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# excellent , as always
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# lovely :)
BEEEEELLLMMM
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yay bozza!

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# BORIS OLIVER!!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# doubt it.
hehe
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
The perfect revenge game
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# oy vey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# BIP
BOP
BIP
BOP

haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Long John Phooey
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Was it you after the Orange?
devon bike shop
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Eh?

Mong Kong Phooey
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cover him up, he's going in!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hehe
Well, there's the 'big feet' parallel debunked.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# i thought he was a cyclops then!
*blinks*
ha ha ha - where did that phrase come from?
TJ : www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.19710~r.11188108 Wacom bamboo - that good price?
edit : does it look genuine? my wacom has "wacom" written on it... hmm at todays exchange rate its prolly cheaper to buy it from play.com!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I wouldn't get that one
it's not plugged in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# There's also a pen right on that bit where you're meant to draw.
That'd get in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# rigorous quality testing my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Cheaper than you'd get in the UK
Watch out for import duty/VAT though, it's over the tax-free limit.
I like DealExtreme, lots of cheap junk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Just over 50 quid off amazon
$80 is 55 quid at the moment plus you wouldnt get get stung for duty.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Aw
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahha!!!
Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :D
Arf, sir - Arf, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Fantastic!
I hope to see these all lined up in a row once you've finished the mini series.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Giggle :)
Top stuff, this. Hope to see more :)
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# some silly for you
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# MINDPISS
He's playing with my fragile mind!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# what is mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# mind piss? i do..
oi stop that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# It's an expression I heard around here
I think it means something to do with being confused or something.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/mindpiss/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Oh;
I'll keep that in mind.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# You may have wanted
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# arf
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# TJ for info
Have B3tans seen TinEye yet?

tineye.com/

You can find images on the web that look suspiciously like yours. Completely perfect. Though does require bloody registration.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# damn, that actually looks really cool!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# how depressing that the only place my images can be seen is b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *manhugs*
Bless you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :(
I was get all riverghostly, hoping someone had used one of my pics without asking me. But no, it appears not. I've never felt so alone.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# He's got a point
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# What about
"I'm seeing things" for when you're crazy. Well unless you're blind, of course you're seeing things.

That shall be your next project.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# what am i your photoshop bi-atch?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *scrapes hair back*
Ah just want me behbeh....


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'm just going to say a quick
'good afternoon' here and then run because I have a meeting. This allows me to conclude two pieces of business, the first of course is saying hello to you but the second is to leave a reply to someone else in one of Broonie's threads without actually acknowledging his image. He absolutely loves that ;)

later dudez!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# The pair of you need to have hairy boy sex and get it over with.
Hi/bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you just don't appreciate my brilliance, you canary-fucker
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# i saw simon eating humble pie
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Even Peter Frampton?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# He's a right bastard that Simon...

HAPPY NEW YEAR B3TA PEOPLE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Damn that Taffy!
And his nimble fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# HAPPY YEARLYS TO YOU SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# mmmmmm pie

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I want a pie :(
but they don't have pies here, the fascist cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Come to England and I'll make you a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# do it.
you sig made me chuckle, is that of your own creation?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# But of course....
(it was jam marine man, which is better?)

Tattooine?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hey mr tattooine man, buy a droid for me...
I like ham terrine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# In the loosest of ways, that could be taken dirtily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# sexily
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You betcha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# although, I would be concerned if I was confronted with a vagina that looked like a terrine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# What about a terrine filled with vulvas?
All different types. Suspended in lovely aspic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# haha
sometimes you are a bit disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yeah, and it only serves to make you love me more.
Which is really your fault, when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# The delicious aroma of pie/hot pot/some kind of savoury soup has just begun to waft up into my office from the cafe downstairs.
I fancy it may be lunchtiem soon...

What are we all fancying for the midday meal?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Just had it, it was chicken and salad sandwich on tiger bread.
Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You and your tiger bread...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# It's nice, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Oh aye very partial to a bit of tiger for some variety...
Although chunky granary ftw in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# have a tiger salad sandwich on chicken bread tomorrow
just for balance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I'd be randier than Biggins in Top Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm going to be eating exotic meat at the weekend perhaps...
there's a little restaurant near my flat which just looks like a little pub, but the blackboard outside offers Kangaroo, Crocodile, and Ostrich(I think... can't quite remember what the third one was, but something equally strange) as their specialities.

I've tried croc before, it wasnt that nice. I was a bit like eating a big bit of spongey bacon rind.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# bah
I have a tinned salmon salad on its way

I want pie too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Tesco value salmon is nicer than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yes. That's exactly it.
The fins are the best. Then the eyes. Then the wrapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Which?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Sorry, I was eating them. Hence lateness.
They were Gorgonzola and Red Onion flavour. A giant bag. Made all the sweeter by the fact that I didn't have to move off my fat arse to even get them. Fucking hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Ripple
Aero
Mini Cheddars (Branston flavour)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Woah throw in a can of coke and all major food groups are represented.

I'm off hunter-gathering. All this talk is making me hungry. TO THE SOUP KITCHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ha
I'm not a growing boy any more, so I don't need the healthy stuff

I did look at a grapefruit earlier though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :D
Pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# WTF's it LOOK like????
Simple Simon met a pie-man going to the fair, said Simple Simon to the pie-man: "What do you have there?"


......"PIES.....you stupid stripey-socked little cunt!!!"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# :D haha
my dad told me that one when I was about 4, although a slightly less blue version.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Erm, i'm sure the real version goes:
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said simple Simon to the pieman, "Can I have an ice-cream please?"
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Inky Jesus...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ahahaha
y'dorty fecker!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ahahhahahahahaha
I really wonder - if Jesus fucked Mary and a child was born, what would it be?
Would it be God's grandson, Jesus' brother or Jesus' son?
*makes notes for theological dissertation and debate*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I'm sure the majority of evangelical christians could answer that question from personal experience.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hmmm
maybe I should try asking this on the streets of Salt Lake City in the hope of meeting a Latter Day Saints Elder?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Eurgh!
That's his mum!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hat + Snood = NINJA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hang on a minute, I recongnise those stairs
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ICuqGPlY4r0
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# fucking hell
Gingey, do you have a ninja goldfish as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# 's gone quiet all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# indeed
he clearly doesn't have a ninja goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# flickr.com
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Simon Pegg is a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Yes. And?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Deosn't actually surprise me one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I've got a Simon Pegg and an Ian Hine on my facebook.
Damn him for not being called Jessica. I might start calling him Jess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Go the whole hog and just refer to him as Daisy.
Daisy Steiner... WINS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha
I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] f f f f f f f f i i rr rr r r e e
y y y y y e s s s s s s i r r r
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Nice
Me likes
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# the war in iplaque
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# incisorgents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Fighting the Tartar Terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# It's probably still to small for Janet Street Porter's teeth, though :D
top anim'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I was going to shout
"shove it up their bottoms" but I realised that wouldn't be much of a punishment.
Woo, Mr Kick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha woo

It's buzzing perfectly in sync with this Chimaira blast beat I am currently listening to too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I'll match that with an AAA battery...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# And one of these
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# the war is heating up!


why do i suck so at optimisation :(
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Zoing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Why am I looking at a
picture of your Bono?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Why are you looking at a picture of his boner?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
#



Click for bigger (52 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# discs are ready!
'bout time too...
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# great :)
still got my addy?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# a tesco value rob with a throbbing (face)knob?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# fezlikesheep
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Haha!
Animal smugglers ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# real bedroom lol
That just proves it. It's imposible for a sausage dog not to look like it's have the most brilliant day ever.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
On that note I'm off to High Street Ken.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Try not to take too many photographs of curious happenings and post them on the internet.
oh wait, that's Earls Court Road

T'raa shorty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# That's nice
but my name is not Ken.
Badum...
ah feck
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Here you go...
badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# terriffic
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Aye, cricket won't see the likes of him again...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Merv!
ah, back in the day when real Aussie men had massive taches, gold chains and ridiculously hairy chests..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ...and a sixer of VB stashed behind the stumps...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# A-hah-hah
Jus' like that

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Don't listen to him I was there.
The fish was never that big!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'm sure I had that for pudding at a Little Chef.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# YES!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Ha!
"KHAAAAAAAAN someone get this cat of my head?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yay for TC!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Is he standing in a corridor of the Death Star?
More Cooper, more!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! you loon :D
'lo bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
I would say that is more of a sheep-like fez!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Oooh I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Goatse man will have the last laugh when he launches his secret weapon...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Cannot unsee, you rotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# he's obviously been polishing his arsetunnel with some dedication
prior to launch day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ewwwww....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# the hands! the glistening!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ha ha haaaaAAARGGGHH.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# something is happening here the like of which
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# That's rather nice.
OK I'm off soon for sock, breakfast and a book but not in that order or I'd have nothing to reading while having breakie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# sock?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Well I've just finished the down payment on the second one.
Red letter day for me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Are you going to be doing boy things to the sock?
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# make it crispy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Disgusterous bindividual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# kicking it round like a football?
using it as a sling to hunt rabbits?
putting a half brick in it to form a makeshift weapon?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# A condom for a knitted man.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yes. No. No? Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# 3 questions, 4 answers??!??
*warning - does not compute*

| GURU MEDITATION ERROR - REDO FROM START |
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# OF course
I'm going to put in on my male foot


And maybe on the one on the end of my leg too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Strange snailpenis mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Salt!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Awesome!
that ship really reminds me of something... Not sure what... At first I thought "Starglider2", but I really don't know....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] When the war was over...



Click for bigger (307 kb)

Adolf struggled with the concept of everyday work.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# you'd think he'd work in a pork butchery




runs! hides!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# pork, jews
oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# There are no pork Jews.
For the last time, we're people too, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Funny
She doesn't look Druish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# yeys
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# He was very good with gas ovens...
Also, I'm glad you told me who that was supposed to be... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
#
ME too. I thought it was Harry Enfield in character.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Possibly due the bullet in his head
He should have claimed benefit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# do not go to bed in bacons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# mmmm....
bacons...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Varg?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# click for bigger?
bigger? bigger? bigger? bigger?

nope, click do not work
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Aye,
you're right. I'm not sure why it did that.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# that is just plain odd :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Gest Typo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# So give me a vague outline of what's happening here....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Psst..
'Gest' is spelt wrong hence 'typo' as in 'Gestapo', gosh January is a long month ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
#
Gist.

Giving the gist of something. Give me the gist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# the nub of your gist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# nub - the choicest or most essential or most vital part of some idea or experience
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Sounds a bit rude.
*dons comedy breasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# BUT ZIS IS PREPOSTEROUS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# You what?
edit... ohhhhhhhhh I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# How very odd...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# The geschhhhhhtapo!
I know nozink!

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# You're losing it, Ninj, you're losing it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I think I've lost it...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# here it is behind the cistern
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Ooh ta...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Nope, no seams here.............


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# At no point has anyone said that it's because of the guy's colour though, have they?
Also, we're all conveniently forgetting that if there's one thing Sooty quite clearly isn't, it's brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# perhaps this Dhillon chap has a hand stuck up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# For some reason
the first person I thought of then was Micto. Possibly the ginger link.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# or that sooty rather conveniently has a hand up his bum all day long
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D best ever use of 'rather conveniently'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# This wouldn't have made the news
if he called a water skiing asian friend that.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# He'd be called EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME Sooty then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# He also calls his sons 'blondie' and 'that ginger bastard'
and he calls his mum 'gravedodger'
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# 7!
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I was counting on you to count this one.

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# is there a controversial bill being passed in parliment?
all this he said paki/sooty nonsense filling up wasted news space.


/conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# i'll come out tomorrow
that it was instigated by the darkies
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
"Hello, your royal highness, Gordon Brown here - we've got this really nasty bill going through and we want it buried. Do you think you could call someone a Paki three years ago and tell the News of the World? I'll send you some sweets if you do."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:53, archived)
# see it all makes sense!!!

no but honestly drudging up old news to sell papers is kinda pathetic.


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Tell that to the Daily Express
and their Diana fixation.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# can't wait for fraser to make a lol pakis challenge

anything to get b3ta into controversy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Looks like Gordon has been using the BBC's mortgage calculator again.




On an unrelated note - anyone want to rent an apartment for $480 a month?
consumerist.com/5130759/worst-apartment-rental-ad-ever

Sounds like a laid back type of guy
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# But can I consolidate all my economic downturns
into one manageable credit crunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# wish my credit would crunch
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Superb, sir
and that Ad is beyond belief (no pun intended).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I like the part about searching visitors cars..........
odd odd
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# This is why I'm glad I'm in Norfolk, we can barter for goods instead of this new fangled money.
1 daughter's virginity = bread and cheese for a week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# presumably, many fathers in norfolk starve.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# You have children, Archie?
*wasn't aware they made little smoking jackets for toddlers*


Yes. In my mind, Archie and all his family all wear smoking jackets, smoke those big pipes like Sherlock Holmes and spend most of their day in the library reading Dostoevsky and drinking brandy
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Nope, no kids just yet :)
and only the one smoking jacket ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I really do hope you've got one of those matching hats.
You know, the ones with the tassles hanging off that are like little silky soft fezzes. Fezzes? Fez?

The mental picture of this is stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Fezii.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# One fez, two fezzes, many fezzezizzlae, all the fezzelizzlapods.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I hang glide. He / she hang glid. They hang glid...ededed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# *and then proceeds to fall off chair laughing*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# According to dictionary.com it's fezzes
but I think it should just be fez, like sheep and fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Fezzes like sheep and fish?
What is this madness?

have you asked them?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Not all of them no,
but a random sample
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# out of 240 Fezzes tested
193 preferred Kit-e-Kat with tuna chunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I agree with this.
Together we can make it happen. Petitions usually work, don't they? Of course they do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I believe there's a picture of Mictoboy in one of those circling around somewhere
sadly no, hats are not for me. But I have a pocket watch if that suffices
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Only if you swing it around like a stripper
and waggle your eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Now, *this* I would pay to see.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# The Amazing Archie's All-Architect Allure Act
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# INT: TGA's LIBRARY NOON, The family are reclining in leather armchairs reading.
there is silence apart from the gentle rustle of pages.

ENTER Gruntfuttock, TGA's aging retainer

Grntftck: Lord Architect, there is a Buxom, Redheaded urchin of disreputable aspect at the door carrying a whip and large cucumber, she claims she was summoned.

TGA: Ah yes, the good Captain, send her through to the back bedroom, the family will be joining her there. Refreshments at 2 please Gruntfuttock, wear the blindfold as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Aging?
How very dare you, sir...

Why I may even....



;-)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Is a vintage flounce
where you accuse me of being both a cad and a bounder.

And possibly a misbegotten rogue.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Oh, I should think so.
It may even require calling you a footpad and a ne'er-do-well also..

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# excellent
though if you bite your thumb at me I shall be most irked.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Well, I shall refrain from doing so, in that case.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Aging retainer?
He's not Scrotum!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I *so* mis-read that.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# As in your name is not.
Of course I am expecting that you have access to one, should the need arise.

Er....yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Quite.
*goes rather red*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I luffs Round the Horne
As I recall I first discovered it in a layby on the Ballspond Road.

It was covered in verdigrees.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh, I was referring to Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End....
edit: Buxom, red-headed urchin is a lovely way to describe me. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I was sure there was a scrotum the butler in Round the Horne...
maybe I was mistaken.

There is a distinct lack of RTH reference materials online. This should be addressed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# There may well have been
it's a damn good name for a butler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I was particularly proud of the
'...of disreputable aspect' it is such a vague yet damning phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# To be fair
it's best to be vague about my disreputability (is that a word?) before the watershed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ah yes, old Scrotum, the wrinkled retainer.
*recites in head*
I don't remember you quoting from it before, but somehow the fact that you wot of Rawlinson's End drops into place like a jigsaw piece in the jigsaw of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Gruntfuttock is a great name for a butler
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# are you any good at buttling?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I can buttle with the best of 'em
I'll have you know, sir.

/Silver Service trained blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# He won't let girls carry things/open doors etc.
I have never met a more gentlemanly gentleman than our own Mr Gruntfuttock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# bless you, pickle...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# It's all true
you treated me like a proper lady, it was a lovely change from the usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I was charged with your care and protection
for the dangerous trip to Derby, and was happy to be of service, ma'am.

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *claps wildly and throws roses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# girls not to carry things?
like clothing?


something very large is happening outside my flat

*investigates*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# o_O
I hope it's a giant marshmallow man?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I think it was fog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I've never been so let down in my entire life
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Oh Nibes, you're like a gorgeous little conundrum.
What ARE you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# there was a big noise
like that time with the landslide

but it turned out to be fog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# But of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Bastards!
I had to leave the office as I couldn't hold in the stifled laughter any more!

My colleagues thought I was having a fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# next time you read something funny
remember not to read it

then nobody will try and give you the Heimlich manoeuvre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'd better stock up on daughters, then...
I like me cheese, I do. (Gromit)

*pokes with stick* How are you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Not too bad thanks squire, can't complain
Hope same can be said for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# The Embalmer said everything seems to be in order,
so yes, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I didn't know you needed to embalm them to bury them under the patio ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hehe - the embalming is for me
;-)

Edit: as in
Q: "How are you keeping?"
A: "Embalming Fluid"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ahhhhhh
*guffaws again*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I can confirm that this method is still in operation in Somerset, also.
And right along the Unmistakable Diagonal of Yokel™ (UDoY) that starts at Bodmin and ends at Cromer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Come to Cromer and catch crabs!
/it's a sh*thole
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I've been there. It was alright, I thought.
Well, my then girlfriend's uncle was getting married, so maybe I'm just wearing canape tinted glasses about the whole affair.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# was it a 'local' Norfolk wedding?
/ie: all the congregation sat on the same side of the church?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# The same guy walked the bride down the aisle and back up again...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Awesome!
I need to open both a bakery and a... a... cheesery in norfolk.


I should probably check out the daughters in question first though.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahahhaha, top :D
damn, that link - sounds like a prison..... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Well at least the rent is cheap...
The landlord is so repressed one day he's just going to break down and sex EVERYTHING EVER.

Edit: also Arf! to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# wow, just read that article
Was that advert placed by Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Last time we stick him in goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ha! Good old Saddam
not just there for the nasty things in life, like a blocked drain or a broken window.,
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# every time I hear the news, I think of this



sorry if bindun 100s of times b4
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# You're not sorry at all are you?
You revel in the bindunedness of this! Making your puppets dance!

DANCE PUPPETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Well, not that sorry
and I did take the time to change the headline in 2 places, as well as adding a photo of the gormless looser.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# LOL IT'S FUNNY COS GAZA SOUNDS LIKE GAZZA INNIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I think my photo of Gazza is more amusing
and a more realistic expression on his face given the circumstances
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Well being wrong is your prerogative, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You're talking from experience?
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ya think?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I have nothing constructive to contribute today

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# What's constructive?
Ninglywoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# ningningningningningning to you n'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# N-I-N-G
That spells ning
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# ningningning
says mr firetruck
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hehehe, nings!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Dimitri knew that the best spots were often the hardest to reach...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Norway!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Yes way.
Stop doing impressions of Geordies.


Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Mornin' Fluffiness
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *waves*
*waggles jumper*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Good Morning, My lovely Cap'n!
and Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Good morning, petalkins!
*big cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# How is Mr Ocre today?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Wasn't it Lieutenant Ochre?
/Captain Scarlet blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Now I've got the Captain Planet theme tune in my head....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Get out of my head woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
sorry, our janitor chap just walked past on his mobile and went 'Hello Captain, you alright?' as he passed me.

Ahem.

No, it's lovely in here. There's cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Always have a cake in your cupboard
you never know when guests are going to pop in
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# That's the rudest thing you've ever said.
(I should point out I'm now replacing 'cake' with 'dutch cap')
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It seemed like the best course of action.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *sweeps cape in dramatic fashion*
Then, my work here is done! Aha!

*nips off to fight international crime for a bit*

*gets bored*

*comes back*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *throws darts at international crime with an air of disregard*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# One hunredanayyyyyyyytaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Well, that's one way of going about it, I suppose.
I can't really make use of the cape so much though, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Yes you can.
*attackes cape to two walls set at right angles*

Tadaaaaaa. Hammock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ah - cunning. I like this new 'sleep on the job' facility
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Oh don't talk dirty.
*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Bad Cap'n!
*raises eyebrow in jack Nicholson / Leslie Phillips stylee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# YOU'RE the one
going on about such unattainable joy as sleeping on the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# The Thursday afore Crimbo
I did actually fall asleep at my desk.

It was so embarrassing. I may have actually snored.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Oh you're so sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ...captian planet, that damn tune!
I love the way they palmed the little kid off with the ring of "Heart" as he probably couldn't be trusted with a proper element :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I seem to remember he was TokenBlackKid as well.
They could have at least given him a good power.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha
No-one wanted to be heart in the playground. It was such a rubbish ring.

The power is YOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Not too shabby!

Going out for a bit now...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Have fun, don't die or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I'm back and I didn't die yet!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# 'nings Cap!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ningles Schtefe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Those lovely crinkly edges
deserve some sort of award...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Forget Norway
More like SNOREway!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *waits*
*waits some more*
Damn! That is hard to reach! He'll have RSI by the time he reels it in.

Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *waits to see fish*
should I be waiting?

is it coming?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *waits for fishy to appear*


*waits*

*waits*

*gets bored and says woo*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh, got a bite!
*reels in*



*reels in*



*reels in some more*



*reels in a bit more*



*drops rod and goes to Chip Shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# that's a pretty long fishing line
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# "...so are you reelin' in the yeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrsssss?"
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I think he's stowin' away the time
by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Thank the lord someone got that...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahahhahah, the reel on that fishingrod must be HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yarvul Herr Oberst
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# The level of acceptable casual racism on /board is disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# What's this?
Pot calling the Kettle 'sooty'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Sickening, sickening racism
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# yeah but its germans
not darkies
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hate is hate my friend
Let all hold hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# talkboard slow this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# We need more /boarders on /talk
this is an open invitation to say hello and have a lovely chat, possibly about kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No matter our differences in the past
/board and /talk share a sense of humour at least.
We should unite against the threat of /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# /qotw?
CANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Ah, but look...
...at the MOBO awards, if we had MOWO awards there would be an almighty uproar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# SICKENING
www.b3ta.com/board/9086074
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I say more 'brilliant'
than sickening....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You are too kind!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# yays!
superb!
there are sooo many nominees but unfortunately only few win the grand prize of death by horsecock-in-throat-plus-gangrape*


*may involve my personal wishes for them
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# We are nowhere near as sophisticated as /talk
please teach us your ways, oh wise one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# disgusting *and* acceptable?
like being bummed by a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# More of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I hear it goes great with Dark Green!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Bitte? Bitte?
I'm not bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha he is ace
Who does that remind me of?
Someone from the late 60s/early 70's? Kelly's Heroes?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Schultz from Phil Silvers?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hogan's Heroes!
That was brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah that one!
/Not too au fai with sixties US sitcoms!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# THASSIT!
*mwah*
That would have been bugging me all day. Now I can work in peace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Schultz?
That rings a bell but Phil Silvers doesn't.
It was a very long time ago and all I remember is that he looked like that and acted like a bit of a klutz.
*thinks harder*
I am almost sure his name WAS Schultz.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hogan's heroes...aparently!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *spang*
Of course!

I was going to say that but then I thought, nah, he wasnt in any tv show I can think of.

/wears dunces hat
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# it looks a tad like Henry's Cat if you ask me.....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# KLINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# bah - Blogspot is blocked
Access has been blocked because:
Prohibited by URL database (Web-Chat)

Management have deemed that access to this web page is inappropriate at this time. Please contact your supervisor if you feel that this is incorrect.


Dear supervisor, I wish to see a picture of Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. Of course it's work related you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ningles XLVII
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I bet he's a sout kraut.

/Ace Rimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# haha
who ate all the bully beef?

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# If you put that in silhouette
It would look like Darth Vader.

Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It likes you, too
So, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Howdie Bilbo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I read that as 'Herr Obst'
which really isn't the same thing at all.

Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Mornin' JP
Are you well sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# All kinds of good, sir
I have coffee and pastries, so all's well with the world. Your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Fine thank you sir...
...mmm, coffee AND pastries - be down in 10 ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'll be frothing the milk for you, sir.
Goodness, that sounds like a very unwholesome euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# This is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Brings a smile to my face
Which isn't that easy at the moment, so a hearty well done to you :)
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

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