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(deathbyfeedback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

cue Prodigy...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=syQoQ4BMagA

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Thank you.

I've always loved the Prod. I'd have preferred 'Smack' though. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

I think "Smack" hit the airwaves just after I left Brittania

I have a special place in my heart for Firestarter and I LOVE/D the vid :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

Breathe.

That lad. You know the one. In the video. Yum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

*runs off to youtube*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

*comes back*

ummmm, the one with the tatts?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

And the eyes.

Unf. Only so long as he killed me horribly during.

Ciggy time! *skips off*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

I can see why you like him :D

tra, frohes rauchen!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

JEWS!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LaHXbyKCrto&feature=related

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

What a dandy remix :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

Diesel Power ftmfw!

given the choice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

LET'S GO

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Shirley...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D0N8xMBi63Y

...and I was referring to Mr69's traditional expressions of delight at flashing gifs ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

gives the moaning wee cunt

something to break up the monotony of his day I suppose.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

hah

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

Brandow!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

do not want in any shape or form

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

Hahahahahah, woah, the flashy bit really messes up my eyes somehow :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

Quick !

thtaple your tongue to the table otherwithe you might thwallow it.

I've done mine already.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Ive alweady done tthhhat, pluth I have a spethal mong helmet on.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

:O !

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

What are you trying to tell us?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

White Hole

Spewing Time
Engines Dead
Air Supply Low
Advice Please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

So what is it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

DAMN!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

But what is it?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

WHO STOLE

THE LEG OF TI-IME?

It was Nigel.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland!

Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

*high fives*

*air guitars*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

This world is ending

Now all we can do is sit
And speak in haiku.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

Goodness me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

WOW <3333

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

HEXY <3333

octuple scoop for you too.

How goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

My world is dandy.

Anybody would think that I'm spending less time on the internet than back when I was on the leaderboard here every week - not true. I've just buggered off to YouTube. :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

The commenty people on youtube seem to be

at least 80% illiterate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Use fishbowl for space suit and make sexy time*

*may or may not involve white hole

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Red hole

Spewing Pus
Soul is dead
Blood level low
Alt+F4 please.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Pffft

You know all the words!!! ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

I know, I've got next to no real life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

One day I need to re-watch all the Red Dwarf episodes

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Not all of them, surely.

Only series 1-4. Or is it 1-5?

The latter ones aren't all that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

True.

I always preferred the old intro music aswell. Quite moving in its way.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

They're not as good, true

but they're still good.

Actually, the series with Chloe Annett in was a bit crap, yes.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

I imagined it as a metal track, with guitar screeches/wails between each sentence

WHITE HOLE
*screech*
SPEWING TIME

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Haha!

/adds a little death grunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

BrandOWMYEYES!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

well done.

well worth showing, in a new thread. I like it so much I'm creating a special adblock filter just for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

This was what I was thinking

but didn't say, since I'm new here.

You're in a good mood today, what's up?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm good thanks

I'm still in a bad mood from world of warcraft last night. Naxxramas is getting on my tits.
In other news there are snowflakes raining down and the look more like goose feathers!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

The face of hellterrordeath

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Now, see, this is good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

*fears*

damn that is far too creepy :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

This is excellent.

So have this:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Better.

Yes.

Quite a bit better.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Is that Hull?

it's very scary

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

19th Century Prague

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

Woo! I like this a lot!

When did you do this? Woooooo.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

It was one of my first efforts for b3ta

downhilleversince blog

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

Are there any other examples of your animation

That I can see? None on reflected loaf are there?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

No...Animation takes me waaay too long and my notoriously short attention span means.....

Hey lets go ride our bikes! look a squirrel!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

Haven't seen him in a while!

If only there was a high res version of that picture. I, for one, would invest in a Brandow poster!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

ooopsy

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

hah!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Hello matey!

long time, no see... all well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

all damn fine, actually!

Recording on the new album begins in a week or so, and Disney want me to do a few bits in a new TV show they're putting together. Acting bits, not musicy bits. Although they might want both. It's a bit vague.

How's life in the Gruntfuttock abode?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

Surprisingly tidy*, thanks!

* Thanks to the new cleaner.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Nom nom nom

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

enter the skullfucking headaches

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

sounds like a band....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

haha now you mention it

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

"The first album from the critically acclaimed alternative folk band, The Skullfucking Headaches"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

hahahaha

and here in the studio, playing their new single "Bum-Bending Cockflash"

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Woah!

*fits*

sorry to do this, but I understand that this is the done thing - not worth its own thread, this, but based on London Underground experiences of both me and the mrs this morning (and most other mornings...)

Mind the ~~gap~~ seams!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

hahaha, too true.

I love doing that

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

Pushing your cock against my bum?

Next time, I'll be sure to say hi.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

being serious for a moment - what also pisses me off, are people, who even though it's completely shoulder to shoulder, try to read a paper...

o, and morons who bring bicycles onto teh overground trains in rush hour.... It's great thy are being green, and healthy, but it still fecking annoying, and, apparently something they are not allowed to do at rush hour....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

I have a feeling we could go on like this all day...

1) People that jump on as the doors are closing.
2) People that stand right next to you, even when there is space in the carriage.
3) (Continuing a paper theme) People who use the back of my head as a rudimentary lectern for their copy of the FT...

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

people who, as you are making your way to yuor next connection, stop in the middle of a busy "corridor" as they try to engage whatever braincells they have left in an attempt to try and remember where they are or what they are doing.

oh, and people with suitcases on escalators, who rest th case on the left hand side, instead of infront.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Indeed

This is so true and it makes me sad!! :(

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Erm yeah sorry about that

I may have pushed my cock up against your bum this morning. Momentary lapse. Won't happen again.

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

LIES!

You backed your bum into my cock!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Accidentally!

I accidentally fell on it. Honest guv.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

Argh! Flashing beady eyes.

This is making me laugh. Flashy Brandow.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

bah

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

His eyes are bleeding pure molten tungsten

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

Not tungsten carbide?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Oooooh it's something they use in coal mining Father.

Hampstead wasn't good enough for you. you had to go poncing off to Barnsley.

Quite the Python day on /board...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Oh....what?

I don't know why I posted at all, really.

I've got a bit of tungsten carbide. It's too heavy to be an earring, but I gave it a good go. Such a boring individual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

I don't know why I posted what I did either...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

*pokes nose* nosie-wosie-posie. Aw.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

*hihi*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

Innee scrummeh?

if you don't watch ideal I'll get you the first series at some point

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Never seen it...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

It's amazing

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

Either you're winding me up or you've just perpetrated an incredibly subtle pun...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

Really, I've not the foggiest as to what you're going on about.

Yerwhat, petal?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

My brain is clearly in tangent mode...

www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode02.htm#8

tungsten carbide drills, and your use of the term 'boring'.

Subconscious punning ftw.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

:D I must remember this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

COOOOAAAAAAAAL. COOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.

That's a nice woody word.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

I think I've invented a word - nonomatapoeia

It's for things that don't actually make a sound, but if they did, the sound would be just like the word.

Like smooth, or bliss, for example.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Jermaine Jackson. He's very quiet indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Haha splendid

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

So he CAN be milked!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

You're very talented.

I just keep wanting to replace your last two chops with 'master' and 'onion'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

ceiling cat is thwarting your suicide

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

Damn it!

Epic piss- I was too busy with the picture.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

oops a daisy!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Damn...failed at suicide & now he has to get a sparky in to refit the light

and possibly someone to replaster the ceiling as well, and you just know how hard it is to get tradesmen these days.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

yes exactly.

its a bloody nightmare!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

I guess it looks a little bit like Tony Hart

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Darklord, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Stick a newspaper with a tabloid headline of doom and gloom

and sell it to Private Eye

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

BAH!

That's the way I want to go*

* with added bananas, naturally

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

THERE HE IS

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

ha ha

Judged by that impassive femine...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

Femine?

Cats with tits?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

YES!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Bad time for gravity to reverse

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

Hahahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

hahahaha

*waits for ceiling cat

*looks up... bugger!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

I just found out a lad I knew hung himself last weekend

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

Never mind

I'm sure he didn't do it just because he knew you

edit: seriously though, sorry to hear that mate *manhugs*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

Eeek

Good friend or vague person?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

arrrrgghhh, that possessed lightbulb has attacked that poor man!

:D wooooo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

this...

actually happened to someone...

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

Bit late I know...

Edit: Thanks for all your inspiration sir, genius :D

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Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

him dead :(

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Yes Morph die in an freak refrigerator accident

where he was frozen then Chaz smashed him to bits - It's a sad loss!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

wasn't he actually burnt to death in the fire at aardman animation's warehouse?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

Well that's one theory

another is that he died in a tragic canoe accident but has since been spotted in Peru.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

Hmmmm... I bet chaz will claim he had nothing to do with it... Until they find holiday snaps of the two

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

It's a cunning plan except the holiday snap bit.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Morph went up in flames when the Aardman studios burnt down

Edit - getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

well, it seemed unoccupied, so I figured I'd move in

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

well that's just mean

*wanders off*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

sorry CD, COME BAAACKKK!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

nope

i'm wandering

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

I was going to do something like

"He's gone up to that great gallery in the sky..."

but I didn't.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I've got an idea for you

switch your email activation to "on"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

All right, all right, I'm actually doing some research for you as it goes...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

indeed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

Quite so.

Nicely, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

Woo

And don't forget Mr HT's petition

And if anyone else is interested.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

Fricking Hell!

Has he died again?

That's 2 days in a row...

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Darklord, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

*says "woo" in a half-hearted, forlorn kind of way*

Did you eat some cherries yet, Mr Ninj sir?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Not yet, although I did have some grapes...

...Mrs Ninj got me some heavy duty painkillers. Thanks for the tip though, bless :D

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Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

Oh dear

what yam you ailing of? You look a little pale.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

arf :D

I was being half hearted because it seems too sad a subject to shout WOO at :(

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

You sign the petition?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Yep.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

Good good:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

Sorry to threadjack,

but is the B3ta server acting up again? Everything else is loading normally for me...

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

You have Internet AIDS

Or in other news, it seems to be fine for me.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Meh.

It seems to have cured itself now. It's more of an internet pubic crab scenario. Not fatal, just immensely irritating.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

The OS Delusion.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

....7?

What's that in letters?

Nobody say VII.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

IIIIIII ?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

like you veeeeeery much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

:D omg

I think I want to see you in February.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

You should want to see me all the time!

What, for lunch you mean?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

I want you for dinner. Eat you up.

Nom nom nom. :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

*chuckles like a 2 year old*

No really, lunchypoos?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

As well, aye.

Minibash ahoy :) With certain lovely people.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

ohyesohyesohyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

*offers services as Sommelier*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

Christ that's a word from my past

/2 years at catering college blog*

*not Ian Beale

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Sums me up really...

'from the past'

:'(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

If you come to the next bash wearing a ruff and a codpiece, then yes

Otherwise, no :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

If you do

tell me and I'll come as queenie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

I really would look like a

bird who had swallowed a plate...

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

You could bring some Green with you though!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

PUREST GREEEN?

Who could I be?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

You could be Flashheart.

We could all be supporting cast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

My facial hair is crooked enough for it :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

He could *so* be Flashheart.

"Where haven't I been? - WOOF!"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

WOOF!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Marvellous!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

hehehe...

Purest Greeeeeeeeeeeeen!"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

*mops up after himself*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

*dabs at corners of mouth with napkin*

oh my.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

that'd be all of us, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

*group hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

Hooray for not being future people!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

vee eye eye

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

s. e. v. e. n.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

git

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Death of me, you will all be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

your question makes me hurty confused

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

I have never heard of windows 7.

I have heart of Windows XP and Vista though, both of which use letters and not numbers to denote their being unique or whatever.

Jesus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

oh right

I get it. Thank you Jesus.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

I knew it'd just take a little push

*joking*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Windows Jesus?

I know M$ are arrogant but that is taking it to new levels!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I think I'd install a Windows Jesus if it was released

Just so I could LOL at it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

It used to be years...

Windows 2000
Windows 98
Windows 95

and before that, just version numbers...

Windows 3.1

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

Yeah, I know that

I'm not 6. I meant 'in recent times it's been letters' what with ME and NT etc.

My first computer was on 3.1. Damn Paintbrush. Damn orange.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

My first computer was a Dragon!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

Mine too ....

... if you don't count the Pet 16 my dad used to nick from work on the weekends.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

NO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

:'(

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

:-*

Look at me, all cool with my internet sidefaces.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

>8'f

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

Nosferatu!

You love a bit of it, don't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

hahaha

TEEFS!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Windows twelve?

Maybe it's time I upgradededed

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

I meant V.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

People called Romans they go the house?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

YEAH ALRIGHT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

OMG OPERATING SYSTEMS ARGUMENT ALERT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

MY OS SHITS ON YOUR OS

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

*gets her girl hat on*

calm down, stop slapping each other, now look you've made him cry, you're not going to be allowed that keyboard unless you use it for it's intended purpose, opposite ends of the office please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

MY END OF THE OFFICE IS BETTER THAN THE OPPOSITE END OF THE OFFICE

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Don't make me confiscate your usb-powered pointless things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

*launches USB nukes*

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

StopIt and TidyUp.

*big bad I Said No*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

Oh wonderful that I've just logged on in time

can we do browsers next?
Oh g'wan!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

ahahahaha

but I'm too scared to install Linux. Can I stick with Ubuntu?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

hehe

yey!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

there's a windows 7 ?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

it seems pretty good

it's about time really. man am I bored of XP.

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

it's not too shabby, in fairness

and is defintiely better than Vista, so that's a result.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

I installed windows 7 and liked it. Then I installed XP, and OSX and Ubuntu

and now my netbook is a horrible unbootable mess :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

haha whoops

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

yep

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

almost

it's in b3ta- will replace tyhe critically panned Vista

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

splendid

i'll be sticking with xp for the foreseeable though i can't cope with all this new fangled stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

you spelt TOAP wrong

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

but i makes it look all authentic like.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

ok, I was being cheeky, sorry.

what I meant to say, is I just don't get it at all.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

OS slag match in the syle of

the new athiest bus signs.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

oooh

We don't have atheist buses here yet.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

where are you?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7813812.stm

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

Germany.

Not britain.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

Nicely.

in other news: Does it matter about the OS - as long as it works?

And runs CS4.... oh yes..... lovely CS4.....

*drools*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

but it doesn't work...

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

I beg to differ.

Running it currently. Seems fine.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

me too,

keeps fucking up.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

I read that as "C64" :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

me too

it's our age

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

your OS defines YOU!

Windows XP - Boring, dull average guy!
Windows Vista - Simpleton attracted by shiny things!
Windows 98 - What the hell are you doing in the past, old man?
Linux - Rebel without a clue, or typical smelly nerd!
Mac - Trendy hipsters and art students who have no idea what they're doing!

SELECT YOUR PATH

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

OooooOooooh shiny shiny shiny.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

So... if I run XP, vista and W7 within virtual machines on a Mac*

* which I do

What does that signify?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Obsessive man with a penchant for the unnecessary!

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

Well....

that may be true, but:

~~penchant for the unnecessary~~ job that means he has to test stuff across platforms a lot. ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

windows 7

...evil wombats.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

I tap directly into the CPU through a series of 1s and 0s.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

what if I have machines for each (except Linux)?

(oh, and one for Win2K too)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

Indecisive fence-sitter who wants it all except Linux!

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

How can you know such things? BURN THE WITCH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Boring, dull average guy for me please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

boring dull average high five

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Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

This.

Proud of it, too. You can shove your bells and whistles right up your penis.

Not you, 'ocre.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Fancy a new look for XP...

...But don't want to upgrade or fuck around with dodgy 3rd party stuff?

Install the official Zune theme, change the wallpaper, and make your Windows XP look a little bit like Vista. Woot!

go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=75078

Hurrah!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

THIS CONTAINS TRACES OF

nerd

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

I tried, it won't boot.

And that's the end of that chapter.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

windows 7?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

No, some Linuxes.

Windows 7 is working fine.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Why is Windows 10 afraid of Windows 7?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

because 7 8 9

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

*shakes fist*

Patience dammit!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

because seven eight nine.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

I submit to you that you are wrong

and windows 7 is fine considering it is actually Vista with all the bugs fixed.
This was the actual version of Vista that was meant to be released before they gave us the one that was not quite finished because the release was slipping.
Windows 7 is going to make a very good OS almost perfect.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I accept your argument.

I just made it for the lulz.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

linux isn't good the standard user

and having to login as root all the fucking time is just gay

(rcropper, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

Actually

I think you'll find the way that I keep hanging around in public toilets sucking cocks is gay.

You should try it. You might like it.

Linux has got nothing to do with sexuality at all.

(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

LINUX IS ONLY FREE

IF YOUR TIME IS WORTH NOTHING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

twocans

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

silly freebs

dem's not two cans, dem's a pair o' keets.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

this

oh so much this

*explodes trying not to laugh*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

This utterly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

Isn't it a Macaw two?

_{_{Macaw two/mac or two? _Sorry.}}

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

Just be glad

The world might blink out of existence if it was a pair'a'ducks.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

Considering you've forgotten your main pun of the day

you're in remarkably good form.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

The weight of this pun just broke a hole in the earth's crust.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

today I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Ah-hahaha, YES!

*Glees*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

That looks...

...suspiciously like Mr. Slaters Parrot
/AICMFP

(magaski has been lactating since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)

I like this a lot.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

ello polly.

Click for bigger (394 kb)

top hummus sir.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

*shouts at top volume*

ELLO POLLY!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

oh no don't start...

whenever two or three are gathered in thy name, then shall they recite, the dead parrot sketch.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

he's just having a nap

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

*refuses to rise to it*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

nice arts

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)

Looks to me

as though he might be pining.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

for the fjords?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

I think that's a reasonable assumption.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

stop being so talented!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

top excuse for a repost :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

hahahhaha, that ostrich makes this :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

hehehehe!

saw 'snakes' on the telly the other day, i rather liked it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Did you?

I thought it was utter pish and stopped watching it after an hour.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

What delusions were you under when you started watching?

And where can I get some?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

I was expecting something like Airplane.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

hahaha

"Victor? Just tell me our mother-fuckin' vector."

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

i agree, complete and utter pish

just how a good film before bedtime should be. with some added s jackson attitude thrown in for good measure

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Stupid parrots

don't they know that won't work unless the string is taut.

freebs - shame on you not educating your parrots

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

I saw the video on friday

haha, it's quite well made, but I don't know enough about morrissey to know if these things are actually links.

Certainly very interesting... I should have something to add to the Diana omgConspiracy by the middle of the week. Topical.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

oh he did it alright

the flouncing is just a front

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

hehehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

hahahahah! *clicks for madness*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

That's great :D

A TENNER.

A TENNER.

A TENNER.

A TENNER.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

*snuggles*

Hello, lovely!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

Hullo!

www.b3ta.com/board/9108307

*makes room*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

Didn't want you to wear your scrolling finger out,

hence replied up here.

*settles in for a nap*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

haha inspired!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

*mumble*

VY DO I ALVWAYS HAVE TO FIX THE JEW PROBLEMZ MYSELF!?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

ooh it's like the buses...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

That SS chappie only has one leg :¬P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

How does he walk?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

Flamingo-steps.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

Terrible!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

*thunderous applause*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

*bows*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

Alaska

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

crap

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

I fixed it for you :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

arf

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WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

lol :D

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

fabulous

the pegleg just.... gives it that je ne sais quoi.... especially the multiple colours. ta

(ohnonotagain It's worse than you thought. I'm Canadian., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:28, archived)

*office giggles*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

oh my

you made a similar pic to the two others you have down there!

Surely you could've amalgamated them all into a single thread.

Your selfishness is pushing other peoples hard work off the page you selfish nincompoop!

*waves fist*

etc.

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

My flounce detector is quivering...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

hehe....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

Much though I love these pictures

I feel I must agree.

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Vulthoom, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

He consisntently and reliably makes high quality images, sticks to generally accepted guidance about board behaviours, and hence has significantly more leeway in his activities.

It's called a double standard. It's rather common on internet forums. Get used to it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

B3ta? Double standards??

NEVER!

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

It's also common in life

thus why most grown ups stop whining about it.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

I would disagree

of all the things that "grown ups" NEVER stop moaning about - its double standards.

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

wow

This is the biggest compliment I got on b3ta yet :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Fair's fair...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

*clicks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Thank god you're not taking what was said on a message board seriously.

www.b3ta.com/board/9108253

Chin up, old chap.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)

Serious business, is the internet.

That's what I heard, anyway.

Jews!

edit: actually, no jews, I thought I was going but now I can't be bothered. No jews for you.

Well, except this one. *presents*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

Jews darling

Anyone who ends a messageboard/internet argument with "it's only the internet/only a messageboard stop taking things seriously" hasn't really understood the world.

xxx SURPRISE GLOMP

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

PHWOAR *is glomped*

*koalas*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

oi, shouldn't that be taking

spelling and sarcasm are a serious business don't you know.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

I've no idea what you just said, but I like the cut of your jib.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

thank god you're not talking ???

up there man, up there damn you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

oh good lord

Now I see what you are on about

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

especially when they are talking to me.

If I were to ever get worked up I think it would involve days of planning and getting in at least 10 good men from the agency to prepare.
I'm amused that people often think that the fact I'm calling them a selfish cunt might have raised my blood-pressure by some small measure.
I couldn't give any less of a fuck. I just enjoy making them feel indignant that someone has insulted them for being a twat on the internet.

:)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

Bindun?

(RogueIntruder, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Nicht machen es miiiiiies

*shit german*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Almost...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

Lunchtime Mulling.

more.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

I love these.

Woo and such.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

kewl

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

Ooooh, lovely.

It's got a nice calm feeling to it, this one. Just pensive and quiet. Gosh, I'm a bit jealous of ribbon chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

Oooh! *thinks*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

nice

swingy leg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

Lully!

*clicky* :D

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Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

mesh-tastic!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

ooh , all ribbony!

:D hullo chaplet x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

I love these; the shadows these ribbon ones make are brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

Thought I'd try something smaller, like a mini icon puffin

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

Toucan play at that game!

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

You're playing (can play that game)

Two can playeyay that game
Heuriaaarorororw
Two can play that gayyeeaame
Two

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Exactly this

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

I just made up the lyrics when I was younger, so sang along like this

It's twooo-oooooh
sumbahdy talkin to meeeeee
Bobby's got a brand new swaaaaang,
if you wanna do ya own thang
I hear what you sayin
two can play that game

(I think it's roughly accurate though.)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

*dances like a fiend*

Music's no chuffing good any more. Well, except that kings of leon song I like, and Fathoms. Fathoms are AWESOME. Their bassist is a fox, too. Yep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

I will make everything ok again, once I get all da beats an that laid down, yeh?

Yeh, I heard about Fathoms. The bassist isn't bad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

Hurrah, saviour of music.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

Girl think
About it before you leave
Cause bobby's got a brand new swing
And so if you want to do your own thing
I hear what you're sayin'
Two can play that game you're playin'

for a crack-head he actually excelled himself there with that old tune.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

My prerogative was good too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

isn't that britney?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Anyone else and I'd have slapped them.

However I KNOW you know better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

yes indeed :)

I finally watched In Bruges at the weekend, on your recommendation (some time ago now).

It was fucking superb. One of the most enjoyable films I've seen in a while. Brilliant script.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Excellent.

I might not know what's good. But I know...actually, I know what's good. I watched Rock'n'Rolla last night. It's no classic but I feel the critics might have been a little harsh on Mrs Madonna.
There were a couple of shockingly wooden performances from bit players and I don't think they got the job after 7 years at Rada but might actually have been Guy's mates from the pub.
Convoluted story as always and a nice bit of silliness for a while. How to lose friends and alienate people is also a good watch. If you want to have history re-written in your head then Defiance is a superb film. Just ignore the 'based on a true story' bit because it is factually in error from start to finish. Enjoyable nonetheless.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

ok, cheers, I shall look out for these

I hope Defiance isn't about something I know a bit about, I usually just get enraged by historical inaccuracies. I'll have a look though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

Defiance is the new film

starring Daniel Craig about WWII and the plight of a group of Russian jews and in particular 3 brothers who led them into the mountains and in particular the 3 Bielski brothers who organised them into a ragtag bunch of partisans.

This explains it.
www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=98759355

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

just saw the trailer, it looks interesting.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

This is simply splendid

:)

*click*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

it's nearly 4 years old

crikey!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

I've never seen it and it's lovely

And I have a thing for tucans. They're ace.

One even tried to make sexy with me, as demonstrated in this picture:
Kinky beast

(big for clicker)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

^ this

EDIT: Not the sexy toucan bit, the other bit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

the image is older than you

my, how time flies

I miss my website, with loads of puns

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

Did you lose it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

relaunch it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

*hehehh*

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

Hahaha

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

AAAAAAAhaaahha

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

hehe

Tis about time I bought one I think. Three years of not giving b3ta a fiver is probably hurting my karma.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

This.

All of this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

An interesting look into your porn collection

I'm sure ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

Ha this is positively benign for me

Usually I require a minimum of 5 species involved or I just can't get aroused.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

I didn't mean to

but I saw tapir bestilaity porn once. The only bit I saw involved sort of vaguelly SFW snuffling.

Strange.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

I really, really don't get beastiality.

At least - not in a sexy way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

I don't either.

My ex was into it in a massive way. I don't know why I was with him for so long.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

Really!?

That's pretty weird, I thought bestiality was the sole preserve of midlife-crisis-having-vicars.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

and young bikers

he was well known for being a sick little fuck though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha now that's pretty damn niche! Dare I ask how you came across that?

Also: On first reading I though you were saying it was tapir bestiality snuff porn

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

The ex downloaded it

although, to be fair to him, he introduced me to college fuck fest so he's not all that bad.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

Were you looking for fakir bestiality porn

but mistyped?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

For once, no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

cheat

you haven't even changed this pic of gordon ramsey

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

yarrff farrfaffa farf

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

Toucan't be tou careful

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

I have no idea what I'm looking at :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

me neither

let's start a facebook group

We have no idea what we're looking at

Officer in Charge: Derek

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

I have no idea who Derek is

but I don't like him.

Can't we have Brian in Charge?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

Can I affiliate with you guys?

my group is 'can't seem to determine why we are looking at pictures of other people's dogs'

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

*subscribes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

*giggles self undertable*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

gah

I must do better :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

i was looking at it the wrong way round

and it looked like a fat headed duck

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

The other way around (---> that way)

it looks like one of those layered liquorice allsort things humping the side of a box and licking it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

Hang on, which way round is supposed to be again?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

<--- isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

You're asking the wrong person

I haven't got a scooby

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

It is, then.

See, I knew I was right. You shouldn't doubt me so. OH YE OF LITTLE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

this

it's sort of run flyiing from right to left :-)

/is embarrassed.

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

The other way it's a sexy allsort.

Don't be embarrassed, it's good!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Ohhhhh now I see it!

You might want to put it on a transparent background...?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

ghosty

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

and carrot

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Lady Cheese

Don't taste nice...

(profektus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

*obeys*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

lick my cheese!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

smell the cheese....Smell my CHEESE.....

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!!!!!!!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8tciBFpCI&feature=related

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Argh! The Derren Wizard!

*adblocks*

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

I like him.

I think he is very clever without being a twat about it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

^ indeed

I've seen him live 3 times and you do tend to leave the theatre completely befuddled and spellbound

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

I have lots of respect for the man

but he genuinely scares the bejesus out of me.

I would run, not walk, away from him if he was ever anywhere near me

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

I wouldn't. I'd advance with my big hetero-ray gun.

Mmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

he seems to have had that effect on Mrs Savalas too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

I think it's the power.

That and he dresses ridiculously well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

Unfortunately

I think thats a trait the hetero-gun would evaporate.

yay rhymes!

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arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Oh I don't know

I know a couple (yes, a couple) of hetero boys that can dress.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

I feel he would be far more interested in

gentlemen cheese...

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

*grumbles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Is she a woman????

Oooooo

(profektus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

haha

*bokes*

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Yummeh.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

neck

back
cheese
crack(ers)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

HORSECOCK!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

*clicks*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

ARRRGGHHH!!!!! *runs away*

and hapappapppaapppy b3ta day!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

There he is again

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

'so you put your right foot in....'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

haha :)

so ehh.. what are you wearing

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Hazmat suit, kazoo, the democratic republic of Congo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

OOF

That'll clash with your hair

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

hazmat suit! you better be nude under that, or else they won't work

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

Oh I am. I'm not taking any chances.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

And why wear the democratic republic of congo?

I thought it was a dictatorship? Wouldn't quite fit in with the hazmat

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

It's part of Rick Owen's new Spring collection.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

I can't wait until you bring your wisdom of fashion fabric to my humble nation across the channel

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

If I could move there, lovely _Kick, I would.

Believe me. Favouritest place.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

I'll be waiting right here

/sounds like a richard marx record

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

\o/

Next time I'm on holiday over there I'm going to visit b3tans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

yay!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

Ahahaha

That's perfect!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

Here's my littler hitler:

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

haha

and... QnD confirmation that Göring is in fact Dame Edna in disguise.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

hahahaha

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

:D:D:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

haha

lolz

(scuv mywales.info, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

*flushes him out through the drainage hole*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

Now we know why he shot himself

He didn't like Toulouse.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

anyone seen The Sun today?

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

New thread repost?

Naughty naughty

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

2 things have changed

see if you can spot them :)

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weaver., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)

Dude, it's totally overcast here today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

subtle :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

indeed

can you translate please?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

Het is hier al de hele dag bewolkt.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

you are SO GOING TO BE HURT FOR THAT

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

How to win friends and influence people...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

It was shit first time, and it's shit now

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

THIS CONTAINS TRACES OF

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

meh

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

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WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

he was an Institution

this besmirches his memory

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

Hmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

superb

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

Amazing!

How long does it take you to do these?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

took a couple of hours originally

but now it's just a case of replacing the text in the psd

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

I made one of those psds a while ago, but couldn't think of anything decent to do with it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

^this (must try harder at imaginings)

edit: maybe some java monkey could do a digital clock with it?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

Do a countdown and then make him explode...?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

ooh, intriguing idea

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

Yeah. it looks like it's the same

as the fucking one I saw yesterday.
Glad you are so proud of it that you must push someone else's work off the page, because after all, it's imperative we see your work again above all others.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

well its not the same

you must be retarded

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

changing a few items around

the edge does not make it any different than yesterday and you know full well that you have been a selfish, egotistical cunt and demanded that we look at your shitty, poor taste joke again at the expense of the hard work of others.

How's that for retarded Einstein?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

that makes perfect sense.

it must be fun getting all worked up on a message board!

enjoy your day :)

don't cry.

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

fuck off

pea roasting unfunny cunt

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

haha

diddums

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

^me me me me me

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

It's the FAILHAM for you m'laddo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

No.... Just no.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Not in the least funny

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

It's Adolf Littler!

inspired by monkeon

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

Hahahaha

they're all trying to suppress smirks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

Haha I'm liking this too much

as I did with monkeon's

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

I've got two more lined up :)

I'll post them later on

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

Just make sure it's a small post

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

arf

you're right

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

Him behind Adolf

I'm sorry I don't know who it is, but doesn't he look a bit like Gordie Brown?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

yes he does

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

haha

is that Barry Humphries on the right?

Say what you want about Hitler, but he knew good light entertainment when he saw it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

Goering, isn't it?

:D

I wish it was Humphries. Oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

I think it may be. I'm willing to accept that it is, anyway.

I miss Dame Edna. She was great.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

Hahahahahhaa!

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Vulthoom, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

Penguin Bullies

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Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

It's not that he's a dwarf

I just think he's a prick.

This is lovelywoo.

edit: hang on. Little person? Is that it? I'd be more offended with that one, if it were me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

feckin nointey percent of midgets top themselves, cause they're all depressed at being small, like

*watched In Bruges at the weekend* (superb film)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

I shall watch it at some point

are you having an oirish afternoon?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

Little people's golf just doesn't have that ring to it, does it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

And how are you doing today anyway captain of the wow?

I'm having too many bloody meetings to continue a decent conversation. No more of that today, if all goes well.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

I am doing spiffingly.

Except for my tummy hurting, but that's usual. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

Quite okay, ta

I need to find something different than coffee to drink now, mind ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

I heard that it was Penguin Awareness Day today.

Can anyone shed any light on this?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

I am aware of penguins every day

but I hope you're right :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

tomorrow apparently

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

It's tomorrow you nobber!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

With Mobius lubricating strip

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

I shaved with Occam's razor

and now I have a beard.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

I shaved Shrodinger's pussy with Occam's razor.

Now he might have a beard.

/ac

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

ha ha :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

Aha, the barber of Seville

if I know my paradoxes?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

Or as I like to think of it

Bar bar bar, barber of Seville.

But no, that's the Shakespeare play. I don't think Russell's barber was specifically attached to a town. (Checking Wikipedia, I was surprised to find Russell wasn't the author of this version of the paradox)

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

NOT compo'd - it's delicious.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

Hummna, hummna, hummna

*wipes dribble off keyboard*

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Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

Nyom!

EDIT SNOOOOOOOOOOW!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)

Yep, you win me over with this argument....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

I don't like meat, but I eat it out of principle

Because all animals are cunts.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

Hahahahaahahahahahaha

Frankie Boyle FTW: "Of course there's a vegetarian option! You can fuck off."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

This was also stolen though

from Hans Teeuwen

I heard he's making it big in Engerland at the moment.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

Really?

BASTARD!

I'm going to hunt down FB and give him a right telling off!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

BEEEEEEEFS

Yes. Many beefs please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

*beefs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

Success!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

Oh, you!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

YES! ME!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

Haha

Nice.

With Bearnaise sauce......

Mmmmmmm....

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Vulthoom, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Dating Translations

Too many of these are based on me:

More at www.piecomic.com

(dredgeups, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

heh..

i like your style, wish i had the ability to draw a strip. =-D

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

*strips*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

isn't that little

nsfw?! =-0

edit: just tried to draw a strip, failed, and think a tablet may help, so it would.. i don't know the first thing about graphic tablets, any advice would be welcome =-/

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

As long as it's got Wacom on it,

you're sorted.

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

does

size matter?

edit: cost does matter, it's good thing the euro is worth more =-/

(ganainm, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

Ha ha ha...

It looks like a cock, only smaller!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

Nothing says "I love you" like a restraining order.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

or rape

the gift that keeps on giving.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

Oof.

Hahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

haha

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)

Hahaha nicely

I know of a person I'd like to send this to ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

Honk Honk!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

Banagoose!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

Yo Honky

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

HONK HONK

this has tickled me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

smashing

there should be a government

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

I'm sure I voted one in recently?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

Goosanana? Banoose?

The fruit that hisses and bites back :S

(top shoppage!)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

gotta love a snack that bites back!

b3ta.com/board/9107992 Grrrrr!
:D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

Yes!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha

Sodding GM food!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

nicely

click

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

GOOSEY-FRUITY

Whambamalombam-alambamlam

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

Crivens, another obstacle to getting kids to eat fruit :P

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

WAHEY!

Bananabird thread?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

Parents can be so cruel

Quick and dirty but I couldn't resist

sorry...

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

Britney forced to re-record her new single...

NSFW cos of sweariness, maybe.

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

I'd say that's quite SFW, but if you are worried that it (or any other post) might be NSFW, link it to be on the safe side

hahha, good work though :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

A borderline case, maybe

It wouldn't bother my workplace ;)

Cheers, btw!

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha. What's she recording a track in a radio control desk for?:P

Hahaha the alarm for a securty van has gone off and it's shouting 'Help, help. Security vehicle under attack'.
It's very obviously ont under attack but has been nudged as it's parked on a double red line.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

i want to get a car that plays "I'm too sexy" when someone tries to break in

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

or even better would be...

"Help I am being raped by an autoerotic pervert!!" in a really loud Stephen Hawkins voice

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

What on earth do they expect to achieve by having the truck shout 'help help security vehicle under attack'?

...at the very best you'd get loads of people crowding round to see if the original thieves have left anything behind.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

Maybe it's a social experiment

To prove nobody gives a flying fuck when nobody calls the police.

EDIT: Just to prove me a cynical old git an old lady called.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

...although that was probably to ask for directions to the post office.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)

"Get back you bastard, I'll break your legs"

Anthropomorphisation of vehicles disturbs me slightly...

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

hahahahah!

oooh, ages ago, where I used to work, I popped into Hemel Town centre (*shudder*). One of those vans had broken down and the "help, call the police, this van is under attack" messaged was cycling over and over. In the drivers seat was the driver (funnily enough) and had this look of both embarresment and boredom on his face.... He was still there an hour later as i was on my way back to the office from lunch :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

Only a matter of time

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Well unless he is immortal, then I guess YES

he will eventually

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

Yes, there's been a Speight of these

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

groan

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

I'm quite worried about Kuuursten LooksLahkAHaaaaahse actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)

who?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

Kirsten O'Brien

I think...

edit: this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsten_O%27Brien

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

She has a disturbing slighty non-human look to her

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9107986

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

That's pretty disturbing, too...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

n-n-n-n-n-early f-f-finisheD!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)

TBH I don't think there is anything wrong with her....

*obligatory "would" post*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

mmmm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)

*points*

That one.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

Hah, blocked you.

Your move.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)

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