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# Fruity

(story)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# This morning,
I thought this was really mean of the tabloids...

Then after coffee I remembered she was really really rich, and didnt care so much.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I know it made news
Who gives a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# All hail the Curious Orange's Daughter
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# lols
xD
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# That's a WOO
darn good shopping! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# meh
I'm glad the tabloid newspapers don't follow me around and comment on how I look

"... Prof UC spent most of the day naked in his living room (which he terms the 'loving room') shouting drunkenly at the TV and slipping in and out of consciousness... Prince Harry wasn't available for comment..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahaha terrific!
but yours is less orange than the original ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I love how the Daily Mail starts with the bright orange picture
then has half a dozen un shopped ones where she looks almost normal (compared to other chavvy rich types)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Yes
This!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# she's bloody awful
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# pffft
but honestly. Is that NEWS? Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# NEWSTERTAINMENT
or bitching... not sure which.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahahah, that's brilliantly 'shopped!
the original, however, on teh daily fail site, is badly shopped....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
and that concludes today's Good Shop Bad Shop, tune in tomorrow when we'll be comparing something Freebs did with something from the Northern Echo's website. I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hahahah!
just go here: photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

some pics could be seen as slightly NSFW, but only a few of them
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Speaking of citrus

Is it lime time?
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# How rude of them
If compare the skin colouring in the images they've obviously doctored the first one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Corel Print House 6 software for $39.95
download Corel Print House 6 software
cheap software oem
(JudithPerry, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Come on mods
...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Come on rockers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# neither!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Choose! (life)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Can I have a Funny Feet insead?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Put on your dancing shoes
and dance away your blues!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# to the song they're playing
on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *puts on red shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *says run*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Sorry, I don't run
I'm built for pleasure, not speed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *says hide*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# *listens to frank zappa*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Come on everybody
Let's do the twist
SOMEBODY TWIST WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Twist and Shout
twist and shout
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Yaaay
I am not all twisting by myself!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Is it a bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# SUPERMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# SUPERGRAN
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Stand back super man, ice man, spider man
bat man and robin tooooo

don't wanna cause a ruckus like BA Baracus
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I've got a match for you
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies
She's got more bottle than United Dairies

Hang about!

Look out!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# for
SUPERGRAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *twists*
*puts back out*

*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *puts back in*
Does the hokey cokey
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *turns around*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# belt off, trousers down, isn't life a scream...
WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# BAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'm starting to wonder if these spammers are part of a new b3ta revanue service
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# noel says FAIL!

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Dag remains unimpressed

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
#
b3ta.belm.co.uk/pasanonic_nsfw.gif

modedit: NSFW - lolz
editmod: www.b3ta.com/board/9132859 Do it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Are you trying to get banned or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# No. There's nowt wrong with it.
Nobody complained when the man in the photo posted it yesterday. Get off the bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Are you telling me what to do?
Hahahahahaha.
I thought you'd 'shopped a picture of a b3tan.
I've seen people banned for doing the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yes, I am telling you what to do, because b3ta is all about me, and you should do as I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# He's not the boss of you!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# You guys are ridiculous
if this picture is NSFW you seriously should not be looking at b3ta at work.

Fa real.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha thanks for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Srsly, Dix
Srsly
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I didn't say it was NSFW
Fa real
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# WELL MY APOLOGIES
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ah sorree rudebwoy but a be done gone look at da pic in ma work jah right and it be nsfw in ma an jah opinion fa real mon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahah
fucking ugly ginger cunt rofl xD
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# That's the spirit.
But are you sure you don't want to leap at me in anger? It's very popular at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Stop posting shit then playing the victim
It's fucking tiresome.

lolpasanonichatebandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Haha, no, go away.
Get out of my very important subthread, you cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Absolutely no problem at all, dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ur on the internet dude, its not like i can do anything
besides, i know stories about this guy. he's full of shit :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Last time it wasn't the price that got people annoyed
so I don't think coming back with cheaper software is going to do you any favours.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# lol
this
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yeah
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I think I love you
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Wild Thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Corel is crap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# yeah really messes with your swimming experience
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'll give you 39.95 for Adobe CS4 package and a handjob.
But you have to let me punch you in the face afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It's a deal.
But after you've given me the handjob we'll just see who gets the donkey punch eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I reckon I'm faster.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# The price just went up!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I make the rules.
and besides, it would be a proper donkey punch. So it stays at 39.95.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha
*rules*

everyone knows it's anarchy and you can do what the fuck you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# well I'll fuckin duck and give you a donkey roundhouse then, if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# i watched that the other day
i say watched i scanned through it and deleted it, it bored me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# not seen it yet...
it's a term I heard from a mate a few years back, and was surprised when a film came out with the title, but I can't imagine it would be pleasant viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# haha I found this in my b3ta images

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I should have put you on ignore the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
#


sod it. beer tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# nice soul patch
rewind.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# haha I love this meme
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# it's a meme?
hehehe, that would be quite cool if it were :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Suck my fat cock for 39 cents
Hurry while erection lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# yeah fail
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# double fail
wrong side.
(Feckalluse Give me shelter, shelter from the storm, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Gaggghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# YUM YUM YUM MUST HAVE SWEETIES
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# why do gymnasts wear so much makeup
they should go for a more natural look.

wooey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
natural naturist
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# because they're all just like 11?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Haha
was composing a sarky reply about the natural look on a body twisted and contorted by years of unnatural muscle development, but then I realised that was exactly what you were referring to.

I'm really slow this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :D
I'll put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# tea please
I've had too much coffee and now have headache


got any pink wafers?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I've just had such a good coffee and it was big too.
I'm running reports on our monthly Universe and they are taking forever - I think I may be here after the end of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'm 35 next week!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY
35 is a good age... I assume. When next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Monday
I got the day off again

wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# \o/
yay

I'm off on Thursday. It's not my Birthday though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm 25, the week after that!



*still feels old*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# 25 is not old
go and join the French Foreign Legion or something... then come back and tell me I did the right thing by not joining.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# 25 is still a baby.
You don't even get your brain delivered until you are 30 and even then many get lost in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I think beer is more the prescription.
but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Beer Beer Beer!
this year's Dutch Carnival drinking fun song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxEKNW7gVEc

good lyrics and you can drink to it...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I was going to do that too,
but really don't like drawing that kind of unwanted attention to myself

*salutes magpie*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hello Mr. Magpie
how's your wife and children?

... are superstitions just mild OCD everyone has?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# kettle!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# sorry
one lump or two?

and I'm afraid I have no pink wafers... I do have some of those coconut marshmallow things, they're pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# none please
I'm sweet enough
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I was going to hit you with the kettle though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
why?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# because I'm an unmarried ethnically diverse Guardian reading heathen?
.... I don't know; just seemed like the conversation was going that way.

Also - I've never hit anyone with a kettle before, it might be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# the natural look of a 18 year old woman
with the body of an 8 year old boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# pfft
scary
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Chameleon boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# He missed one!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
I waited and was duely rewarded.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# haha. I was expecting that
but I was secretly hoping the fly was going to be the one with the huge tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# the double bluff!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Double lick?
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# not so secretly now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I nearly went into a trance watching that! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# He has all the skills
and yet he is unhappy.

Like a reptilian Kurt Cobain
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ps.
There's been a lot of good stuff on b3ta today, and not all of it from the regulars.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# My 'I Like This' button is quite worn out
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# really?
man - trust me to have to work my nuts off today... look - there they are on the floor covered in fluff. Floor fluff... I have grown up pubes. I DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Balances out the 'mare of yesterday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Aye
there was an awful lot of dross this morning though, carrying on from the hostilities of last night. But yes, some good n00bs, some good random ones, and a few good'uns from some of the old guard as well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# AWESOME! :D
kinda reminded me of this a bit: www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/clive+the+frog/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# bovine made it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# was it? damn, I didn't know... Top bloody work, that toon!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ha! thats top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Zap!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha!
Glad I persevered :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yes
I like jams and chutneys too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# :D
Cooeee Prof

*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# :D
*hugs*
*tries to resist urge to unhook bra*

how are ya petal? How's all that pregnancy stuff going?

also - house moving? how big is your baby going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Occasional upchuckiness, but other than that, pretty good
Big arse and boobies already though :D

edit: too big* to keep in a shoebox under the stairs :(


*the baby, not the arse and boobies
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# COR LUMMIE!
new house sounds like fun -- I have neither my own children or my own house - I assume I should really sort that out one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# DON'T DO IT
Stay young and carefree and fresh as a daisy :)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# alright then
- but you can explain it to my parents (who have started phoning me up and going "so - the big three oh this year... have you considered replacing Mrs. Undercover's contraceptive pills with tic tacs?...")
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Well actually...
Now I think about it, it's pretty nice having the rugrat about... yeah, go on. Do it. Make little Northern professors :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# give me time to put Project White into action
and I'll broach the subject with the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# do it - DO IT - DDDDOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTTTT
YES!

*hyped*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# nicely mr toast
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# triffic!
We saw wild ones in Madagascar they're ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# they let you back into the country?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yay! I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Found this in me garden...

Edit: I was going to be a thoroughly greedy cad and keep this to myself
but you're all smashing, so I'll share it with you
if you don't know of it already. Great for source pics...
pixdaus.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# He does look suitably confused.
woo

EDIT: Oooo. You ungreedy cad you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *salutes*
nice mashery
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I haven't animashed in ages.
I shall have to do something about that at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *salutes*
Morning Mr Magpenguin, how's the wife and kids?

Another woo for your collection Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# You're too kind Yam
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only oddball here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Likewise.
I get stared at whenever I do it. Is it really that weird?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I tend to do the really surreptitious kind of rubbing my ear type salute if others are round...
although I'm sure the magpie spots that and hexes me accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# My mum does that too.
Aren't you supposed to whistle as well? Or is that something else?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I don't know about the whistling...
have I been doing it wrong?!

*gets a bit worried*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Bucket is not kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Aww that's lovely :)
Two of my favourite birds in one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Mine are Liv Tyler and Jodie Kidd.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I'm pretty sure those are both women.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I'll do some investigations and let you know:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Those magpies love interspecies breeding

Have a feathery woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Ooooh nicely done sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# So do the penguins

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Eagles are more adventurous
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# haha.
WTF? Were you pissed when you did that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Emperor pinguins are soon to be all dead
way to go human race
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Polar Bears, too. :(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# tbh the clock is ticking for any animal that isn't food...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# It had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
different ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# watch out, smug man
obama doesn't love you
he just wants your croissant
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
OH DEAR GOD YES
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Chin Chin!


Chin Up Ol'bean!
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Compo it!
(using the edit button rather than delete/repost, btw.)

Oh, and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ET?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ooooo
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
#
gail_platt
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# haha
she looks like ET's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I like the game
"Let's guess which animal Gail will look like this week".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Dear god
she's ugly. Her face winds me right up!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hmmm?
She's kind of like a human muppet ...got to envy the chap or parlour maid who gets to slide their hand up there to operate her during filming!
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Obligatory repost...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# lol
doctored pics only :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
still makes me laugh (which is why I typed it it)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
office LOL!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# "Flobadobadobbadob!"
Well done on making her even uglier. Quite an accomplishment.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# She reminds me of The Dark Crystal.
Nicely de-chinned there, new person :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# De-chinning
Cheers chap or parlour maid.

It was a tough decision whether to do anything to her face at all, but succumbed to sexual urges and given my 'chinless hag obsession' couldn't help it, although remembered the words of my councillor afterwards..

..."Stop doing things to chinless women or you'll end up in jail!"

Dag-Nam-It!
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Who is Linda?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# lol lol lol
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# did someone her shell?
she IS a tortoise isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# response so far has been strange
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I made an album cover...
trioVD cover (low)
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# What a creepy young lady
Have a heartfelt woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# That's quite nice.
I like smudge painting. It looks like the little girl from Bioshock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Seems people think her arm looks like a cock...
Each to their own I guess.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Why did you say that?
I can't look at it any more. All I see is her huge cock! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hooray!
You look at young demonic women and see cocks.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha cock arm!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hahahahahh! dammit, I can't unsee that now... it IS a huge cock arm :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Cock Arm
Googles for results:

The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder.

(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# it does!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/9130105
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
+ ha!

A well spotted dick
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# consider that *clicked*! Top work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ta muchly.
If I could only compress it below 50k and not have it look a bit rubbish...
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# looks like she was badly beaten
nice pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# She has a triple dose of VD
So I guess that makes you purple... Does it? (Looks in boxer shorts for confirmation).
(M. Oignons Lurking, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# would
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# nice style
purty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# It's not a bandwagon until I'm involved


...so now it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# sicher gut
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# my attempt from teh gay shift

edit: woo
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Et tu, Brute?
nice one :))
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Call that a knife?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Can someone give me the sauce
I've got some ideas ;)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# google 'bush hugs obama'
its the first result (flickr)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# maybe I'm doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 'hugs'
not the f-word
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# lololol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# google
type 'bush hugs obama'
click first result that comes up.
BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Google words
not google pictures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# btw its source
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I looked for a source such as this.
Then stopped. I'd like to claim some credit, because I thought about it first. You just stole my thoughts.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# This is probably all true
ed: I found an excellent source image by the way, I'd like to share...

bestflickrgirlphoto.blogspot.com/2007/12/girl-with-dagger.html
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# oh my, nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# gosh
she's pretty.

And scary.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# and maybe a bit stabby.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Just off for a Chinese...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# The road is looooooooooong
with maaaaaaaaany a wiiiiiindiiiing trail
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Great shadowage.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Shadowage of a lesser calibre, but shadowage nonetheless, and generally related
but shadowage nonetheless and generally related
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Cor.... beautifully lit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha

*plays the sad walkie music*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# That's terrific!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Did you know you can see Henry from the Moon?
if you take a photo of him with you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Is there a Henry PSD floating around somewhere...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Gaz me...
...and I'll send you one sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# It's in the b3takit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# a chinese, you say?
Oh Henry!



bring us back a Crispy Beef in OK sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ouch! steam burn...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# she likes it
HOT AND STEAMY
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# haha!
silly wimmins :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I'd be more concerned by her 'EAR-LY WARNING EAR STROBE'


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# would
(car)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# :D
Silly!

I'll slip my bandywagon in here, hope you don't mind...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
They're dancing too slowly though, judging by the other contestants.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# they're doing the slow sexeh dance
not this quickie bullshit like the others
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *imagines the music*
"Let's get it oooonnn..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# The guy's face just above Obama's head...
that has to be a mannekin, surely. Fucking hell that's giving me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha...
PS Get 'InvoiceOmeter' ready...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon - I should have been here an hour ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Smugface


ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# always off his face on COKE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Put QVC selling croissants on the screen
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Say hello to my smug friend"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# online Adobe Creative Suite 3 Design Premium software for $269.95
where to buy Adobe Creative Suite 3 Design Premium
oem software
(JudithPerry, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# cock off

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hey, this sounds like a good deal.
Thank you for letting me know!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Not even offering the latest version, ffs.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
this made me choke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Needs the lower text to be
'real-time video and audio production for tools'

:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ahah dammit
*remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# fuck me, I just found 300 dollars in my pocket.
I'm off to buy a fuckload of weed and torrent Adobe Creative Suite 3 Design Premium software.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# grrrreat
now fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# fuck you
and all you sell
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'm buying it now!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# they just sent me a pan?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# this is all kinds of good
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# You have made these very sad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
fecking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# wh...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Fail
no new threads without an image. loser. ¬_¬
(SillyShits, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Needs more CDC
Here, let me help:
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# thankyou Judith
Judith...what a pretty name.
I can't see you of course, but I bet you're wearing a smashing blouse.
Can I fuck you in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# winnar!
hahahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I bet it's that Chalmers, bitch.
"Skinnnnneeeerrr!!"
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha you actively waited 7 days to post that hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# You sound lully
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I find it a little bit disturbing
In a nice way
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Meet his friend
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Excuse me,
I need to go and have a lie down
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Now you've gone and lost my hard-on
well done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Have you used that promo shot for the quiz dino yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Not yet, will redo the main page
Got lots more stuff (sculptures by the same artist) and paintings (by another artist) to add, once I get the photos...

And updated my profile for your animated-gif pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# and his
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hello new person, please read the FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Shouldn't they have 'L' plates?
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# $270?
i can't even afford to buy new shoelaces
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Adobe Shoelaces CS4 Extended Edition?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Fuck you and all who sail in you.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oh yeah because that's
exactly what I need right now. Ancient software sold on illegally.
I'll stick with this.


Click for bigger (92 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Somebody remind him to put her on his ignore list

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Yippeekayay mutherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Hey Al, looks like the shit finally hit the fan!
NIce style. Probably be more recognisable with a little less hair on top.

:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Thanks.
I'm still learning my way around illustrator really. It's not been quite as much a part of my life as photoshop, shake and maya have.

Tis nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I've recently got illustrator myself.
No idea how to use the vast majority of the tools.

I just use the pencil one.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# "I need your clothes, your shoes, and your sunglasses."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You replaced my pills with mints again, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Arf.
This would work equally the other way round :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# a more controlled madness
but a madness non the less.

also kudos on the subject line.

all round A* double woo +++++
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
I really like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# is that han solo's dog?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# This is particually ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# This happens to me almost once a week.
LOvely drawing.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Yes.
It's always fun to watch from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# this is nice
it seems you have much the brain.
(SillyShits, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It was teh Limo George missed the most...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# "You're a little short to be Donald Sutherland, aren't you?!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# that gets a cro from me
*cro*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
I like that he's making proper motorbike sounds with his mouth. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ho ho!
(SillyShits, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha
excellent!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# And now it's "Back to Disneyland" for him
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# all aboard the bandwagon ...
Attack of the 50ft meme ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# haha
he could do with a Mickey Mouse Club hat the one with the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I think this is true of everyone though
I know my life would be enriched by it :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Absolutely but it would have to b3tanised in some way
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# a daub of magenta here or there
a massive great phallus between the two ears...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Like hers?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# she's so fierce.
so fierce.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Or constipated.
Or fierce because of constipation.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# disneyland is fun

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# aahaha

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# is that?
...is that icing sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# the expression makes this
:D

oh god.. I never want to get stuck in a room with a coked alan sugar.. The ego... THE EGO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# he showed you his little friend didn't he?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# aaah cocaine.
it giveth and it taketh away.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# top shopping my son
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I'll just drop this off here

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# very nice!
wasn't there a pseudo-metal band called Biohazard? I seem to remember them being shite..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# They belonged
to that perculiar genre that combines the worst of heavy metal and punk; Hardcore - the genre that gave rise to Emo. Unforgivable.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# i like '80s ny hardcore
and i hate emo.

emos ruined a whole genre. :(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I have to admit
that I can't name many hardcore bands. I've heard lots of it; I just couldn't name who it was I was listening to. I can name Agnostic Front, if that helps any.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# yeah, they're one of the most popular bands from that genre
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# suicide machines
although they have Ska-y elements so god knows what that does to genre classifications if anything.

wasn't it more the post hardcore that spawned theemo.. although it is post hardcore.. so with out hardcore it would of just been post music... I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I thought emo
was an abbreviation of 'Emotive Hardcore' and started life as regular hardcore with teenage angsty subject matter.

EDIT: "Hardcore with teenage angsty subject matter" seems somewhat redundant, now that I think about it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hmmm...
the version of the story I know goes it started in detroit where bands like Fugazi where taking off.. and the term Emo came out as a bit of a piss take to describe the music.. as they were " a bit.. emotional." and then the media latched onto the term and boom a genre was born.

although.. this is a tale told by those that don't like the genre.. so is possibly heavily biased. also I have not a shuddering thunderfucking clue if fugazi are hardcore or post.. but my head is saying post.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Either way,
it should still be illegal.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# it also led to the Mars Volta
although that could be redemptive or a final nail in the coffin depending on your musical outlook.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha opinions on the internet omg wtf lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# the thing is
a few of my mates were in a hardcore band, and despite my general dislike of that stuff, they were quite good..

It's about combining the metal and hiphop in a credible way, the only people who did it properly were Rage Against the Machine, but they were and are the best rock band ever, IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# some hed(pe) I quite enjoy listening to
although they never really took off. sidelined for Limp shitstick and then tarnished with the same brush at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# they're still there
however they're not a metal band. maybe that's why you think they're shite. :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# sorry yeah
they were more like punk or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Mata leao
was a cracking album, everything else was on a sliding scale between ok and tosh.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *IS IMPRESSED*
WOO

EDIT dAMMIT! i HATE cAPS lOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# neeeeeeeee-ooow
wwwooooooooo *dances the robot*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that is very awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# that's no..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
They do say that stars are high density.

EDIT: Ah the irony. I had to go to Argos to get some bedding. I've paid and i'm in a very bored looking queue. Customer service queue is so sodding long someone's been born there and then over the tannoy comes Chris Rea's Road to Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
b3ta.com/board/9130889
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You are most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I watched that film last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I told you didnt I
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# That's the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That gets a deafinite woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
Orion!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# ôLô
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Icke was right!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Why does he need three watches?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# A man with one watch always knows the time
A man with three watches is never sure
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# One is Set to Pacific Time, One to EST and One to Midwestern Time
or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# "We got kidnapped by Iranians
and all we got were these cheap-ass suits."
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

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